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Whackhead Prank: Hilarious parking etiquette · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 2: Cranky car from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so yesterday, run about this time when I go
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  Speaker 3: to my balcony, like eight o'clock news, I go to
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  Speaker 3: my balcony for a little bit of fresh air, a
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  Speaker 3: bit of a French French brecky. There's our building maintenance
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  Speaker 3: guys in the corner, all right, and they said, hey, listen,
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  Speaker 3: this is going down with RuMIS and the parking at work.
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  Speaker 3: They had a massive conversation with Rumi's because we've got
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  Speaker 3: Pluck designated parking base.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in like a in green Point. We're in
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  Speaker 2: the building.
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  Speaker 3: We share the building with Toefelberg and a whole bunch
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  Speaker 3: of other companies and stuff, So.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to be parking on someone else's spot.
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  Speaker 3: Tefelberg, I've got the Promenia has theirs and all the
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  Speaker 3: other company. And then there's some visitors parking, and you
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  Speaker 3: know sometimes we take visitors parking, we park in the whatever,
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  Speaker 3: and then we get a little note saying not allowed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I've got I've received one or two of those notes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's becoming more and more of a problem.
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  Speaker 3: And one of the biggest instigators is Remise Khan, one
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  Speaker 3: of the biggest degreases.
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  Speaker 2: And I love how you're getting your intel from the
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  Speaker 2: people on the ground. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So they said, hey, listen, you must, you must prank
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  Speaker 3: for meis about it. I said, well, listen, Remis is
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  Speaker 3: going to notes me. He's gonna even if I do
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  Speaker 3: disguise my voice. Yeah, you need to speak to the
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  Speaker 3: guy that he's been speaking to you. So he was
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  Speaker 3: speaking to Resa and Keenan about this, who work there.
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  Speaker 3: So I said, listen, you need to do it. I
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  Speaker 3: can't do this. You need to do it, but I'll
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  Speaker 3: hold your hand and I will guide you, guide you.
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  Speaker 3: So we had a full like strats session for about
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  Speaker 3: an hour. What yesterday. I guided him through where we
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  Speaker 3: need to take this Daniel, we go here, and then
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  Speaker 3: we don't go to this step before we've achieved this step,
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  Speaker 3: and then we it's the twelve steps of success, right, thanking.
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  Speaker 2: Success franking one oh one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I wrote them all these notes and
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  Speaker 3: then you say this, and then you say this, and
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  Speaker 3: when he says that, then you say this okay. And
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  Speaker 3: then I was in his ear guarding him the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: But the problem was we caught from he is at
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  Speaker 3: the wrong time though.
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  Speaker 2: Because he was drugged yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Because he's still got suffering with the flu, and he
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  Speaker 3: did I think he popped a box of micro dolls
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  Speaker 3: before this, two micro doles and you just had you
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  Speaker 3: just put your head down to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I was laying in bed, I put my head down.
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  Speaker 4: I fell asleep for like maybe five minutes, and then
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  Speaker 4: heard my phone going and I see the number. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: this is a work number, and that's why I answered.
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  Speaker 4: That's why because I was like, that's probably someone from.
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  Speaker 5: Work that that needs something.
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  Speaker 4: And I answer and it's this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is how So this is Reesa on
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  Speaker 3: the call. I'm not on this one.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna go.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's it is from Primedia. I have a bit
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  Speaker 5: of bad news for you. Remember your little parking infringement.
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  Speaker 5: So i'n meeting with the building manager and he's not
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  Speaker 5: happy that you parked in those bays for two days consecutively.
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  Speaker 5: The fine is going to be deducted from your salate.
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  Speaker 1: What be fine?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: No, ways wrong that HR mustn't get involved. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: the case. You can show me my contract.
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  Speaker 5: Well speak no, but h R doesn't know about it yet.
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  Speaker 5: Keenan and I just came out to the meeting and
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to speak to you this morning, but you
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  Speaker 5: are but intimidating. Your very bigger than me. And I
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  Speaker 5: know you're from Ethlone. Keen and did give me the
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  Speaker 5: gist of it, so I am a bit intimidated. To
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  Speaker 5: are you sleeping?
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually very sick. I've got flu You.
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  Speaker 5: Guys poke if you want no, you also got into
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  Speaker 5: trouble for the same thing you did. Okay, what we
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  Speaker 5: spoke about this morning is a fine came to three
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  Speaker 5: hundred ran and if you do talk theggain you will
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  Speaker 5: be clemmed and you'll have to talk of premises of premises, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: At the traffic light, but we we that pocket.
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  Speaker 5: The next time you do it, you will will get cleaning.
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  Speaker 1: You're not talking about You're not talking about in the
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  Speaker 1: front of the building.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I am talking about in the front where you
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  Speaker 5: weren't suppose.
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  Speaker 1: When you're not making since you you you're not, you're
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  Speaker 1: not making cincre the front of the building. That's out parking.
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  Speaker 1: That's prime media parking, as in those three pays in
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  Speaker 1: the front of the building, but.
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  Speaker 5: They're not allocated to.
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  Speaker 1: It's prime media parking.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's prime media pocas is.
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  Speaker 1: Prime media on the so so let's say it's prime
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  Speaker 1: media on there. I'm able to stand there, so that
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  Speaker 1: is that is not that's beyond the point you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: What I'm saying is that you can't just poke with
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  Speaker 5: your want drum is the rules.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking where I want to. The parking where
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  Speaker 1: I'm parking is allocated for prime media. As in, if
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about in the front of the building, that's
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about the other day when I
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  Speaker 1: parked in the front of the building?
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  Speaker 5: Are you stupid?
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  Speaker 1: Shoot me?
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  Speaker 5: Are you stupid?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you? Why would you ask me such such
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  Speaker 1: a stupid thing?
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm talking about? H So, Keenan, was
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  Speaker 5: it right? You're quite affiliated, So that's why I was
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  Speaker 5: intimidated to speak to you in person.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Uh? Huh? I mean I really
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  Speaker 1: don't have the time right now for this. Honestly, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not feeling well, So you can speak tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: You can't run from your problems from What do you
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  Speaker 5: mean just because you are running. I think you can
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  Speaker 5: run from this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what ever, send me an email, deal with it.
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  Speaker 5: Don't you come lost in every race? Don't you come
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  Speaker 5: lost in every race? But you are running?
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  Speaker 1: Why you what is? What has that got to do
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  Speaker 1: with it? What you're talking about? I mean, from what.
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  Speaker 5: Responsibility?
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I have to go.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, when it comes to parking room, is I'm the boss?
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  Speaker 1: This phone number is the studio phone number. This is
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  Speaker 1: not your phone number. I'm at my disc you dish?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Why would I be in the when am I
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  Speaker 5: even in the studio?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? You know what? Can send me an email with
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  Speaker 1: all of your details and whatever saying that I must
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  Speaker 1: play whatever and you'll take it from the Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Let's talk like boys. Man, That's how GOLs communicate. Sorry,
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  Speaker 5: let's talk like boys. That's how GOLs communicate. What you
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  Speaker 5: just suggestion?
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  Speaker 1: Are you done? Just conversation done? Can we can we
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  Speaker 1: put the phone out?
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  Speaker 5: Are you going to agree to pay the fine?
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  Speaker 1: No? Thanks?
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  Speaker 5: Don try and win American, try and win a everything
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  Speaker 5: I didn't start?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Okay? Thanks said every good day?
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  Speaker 1: MS telling me your bloody you know, I'm like I'm
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  Speaker 1: sleeping here.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, sorry, did they walk into that on lit? Teach
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  Speaker 5: you listen?
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  Speaker 1: Citter not real recorded?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you think we're in the stare ready.
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  Speaker 1: Now you see you see it? Take before the public
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  Speaker 1: Kicken drive.
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  Speaker 2: You know who he is, of course.
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  Speaker 5: Louise, I love you.
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  Speaker 1: No, you know how'shold your own?
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  Speaker 3: I mean I learned from the beast, he said. It
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  Speaker 3: was a different conversation the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Remy pried the security, not pride. I gave you.
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  Speaker 2: You've said enough, but longer commission for you.
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  Speaker 1: Next whatever.
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  Speaker 3: You you But listen, bro, you sound like you you
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  Speaker 3: farve hot beats away from a coma.
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  Speaker 1: I just drank like me. Listen, like medication now when
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to fall asleep, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: What, okay, Remy, go get some rest, sleeping beauty okay.
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  Speaker 3: And and and when you wake up trialing a marathon,
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  Speaker 3: You're not right?
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  Speaker 1: Is something wrong with your head? There's something wrong with your.
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  Speaker 2: Love?
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  Speaker 1: You have you you know what.
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  Speaker 3: On a different day without medication, I think it would
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  Speaker 3: have gone very differently.
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  Speaker 2: It probably would have. It would have probably.
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  Speaker 4: Been worse, It would have been louder without the meds.
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  Speaker 2: So so the questions coming into RuMIS are you affiliated
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  Speaker 2: or not?
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  Speaker 3: No, you wouldn't believe it if I told you that
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  Speaker 3: that's the biggest song in the world right now. That
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  Speaker 3: thing is number one on the charts USA, UK, Australia,
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  Speaker 3: all English speaking territories, even non English speaking territories Europe.
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  Speaker 2: It's number one. I can absolutely believe you.
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  Speaker 4: The song also all over TikTok ah.
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  Speaker 5: You know it's a TikTok trend.
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  Speaker 3: That's going to be a plot tickens okay, because I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how that thing climbed all the way
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  Speaker 3: up top there. But yeah, all right, so remis on
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  Speaker 3: it this morning.
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  Speaker 2: You have some of your messages from the prank.
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  Speaker 4: There are non go to that guy, that's one of
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  Speaker 4: the best price.
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  Speaker 5: I love your composure, Rummis, But what past money.
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  Speaker 1: Bough?
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  Speaker 5: Can you play that your pride for security? Did you
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  Speaker 5: give him a chocolate?
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  Speaker 2: What did you give him?
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  Speaker 4: I would rather not say.
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  Speaker 2: You were very clear you said it was a gift.
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  Speaker 2: It was a gift, not a bride. It was a gift.
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  Speaker 3: You would be terrible at the mad Lunga commission. You
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  Speaker 3: know that you can have taken that out though.
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  Speaker 2: Now we leave that in that's the juice. Brother.
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  Speaker 3: You know, at the mad Lunger Commission, you would be
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  Speaker 3: torn apart by by a skilled lawyer because the very
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  Speaker 3: fact that you said, you know, a bribed I gave
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  Speaker 3: him a gift.
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  Speaker 2: Guilty has charged already broke. Please, So what was the gift?
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  Speaker 4: So the other day we got a box here from
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  Speaker 4: what is this cape down marathon in actual fact, and
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  Speaker 4: there was a part of champagne in there, and I
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  Speaker 4: obviously don't drink.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's where the guy that comes first, right.
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  Speaker 4: So I gifted it to one of the guys downstairs
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  Speaker 4: that assisted us with parking a gift.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, lovely stuff all right, But but you you
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  Speaker 3: you held your nerve there, REMI thank you. I was
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  Speaker 3: expecting a very different outcome. But you were you were,
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  Speaker 3: you were solid. But he's affiliated, So no.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not stolid.
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  Speaker 2: You can't tell people lies like that. I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: know the term.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, just to be connected. Okay, where we go, We've
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  Speaker 3: got to take a break. We got news and voets
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  Speaker 2: Next k FM Martins with Darren Sherlin Sibbs and you