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EP 7 - IS HE A F**K BOY?! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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  Speaker 2: You Changed the Man is from you.
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  Speaker 3: Relatables podcast associated by myself Jake Craig aka Daddy, and
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  Speaker 3: my partner in crime is to already call like AKA Mummy,
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  Speaker 3: and you guys are the baddies.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are the baddies because most of you are
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  Speaker 2: just downright.
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  Speaker 1: Bad, bad to the bone.
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  Speaker 2: And we have Relatable's voice members.
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  Speaker 1: To start this episode, we do with the prompt being
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  Speaker 1: what's the worst compliment you've received from a man? And
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  Speaker 1: I just want to preface guys and Jake I told
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  Speaker 1: him before We've done a few of these. Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: really liking their Relatables voice mails, but this prompt, I
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  Speaker 1: think some baddies, some women out there are receiving some
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  Speaker 1: real backhanded compliments specific backhanded. Yeah. It's well, it's like
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  Speaker 1: men are trying. Oh no, trying is not the right word.
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  Speaker 1: Men are saying stuff, yeah, and they're thinking it's going
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  Speaker 1: to have a positive impact on the person they're talking to. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just fucking dumb.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like so like misogyny is just so deep
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  Speaker 4: in their bones.
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  Speaker 1: This one had like that eighty to ninety people sending
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  Speaker 1: in voice memos.
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  Speaker 4: That they the misogyny is so red yeah in there
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  Speaker 4: that they can't say something.
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  Speaker 2: Nice without it being backhanded.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could pick them all, but let's see
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  Speaker 1: what we've got it.
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  Speaker 5: So recently I made friends and then decided not to
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  Speaker 5: be friends with this guy because we were having a
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  Speaker 5: conversation at the gym. And I'm not sure if he
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  Speaker 5: thought it was a compliment, but I certainly didn't take
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  Speaker 5: it as one. But he was saying that the height
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  Speaker 5: difference between us made him a bit worried that he
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  Speaker 5: would break me. He then proceeded to tell me that
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  Speaker 5: he was in a relationship with the girl that I knew,
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  Speaker 5: and then he said, oh, I would like to pruise
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  Speaker 5: your cervix, and then he said, I bet you're very tight,
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  Speaker 5: and I just was like, what the actual fuck is
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  Speaker 5: wrong with men these days?
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  Speaker 4: No, okay, I want to say that you are correct
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  Speaker 4: to not take that as a compliment.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And also he wasn't giving a compliment. He was being
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  Speaker 4: a predator insane.
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  Speaker 2: I like that word.
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  Speaker 1: That was like he was being a predator, borderline like harassment,
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  Speaker 1: saying I want to like fucking I bet you have
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  Speaker 1: like a type vagina.
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  Speaker 2: I want to bruise your service. That's insane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I was putting it down to audacity,
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  Speaker 1: but I like Predator more giving major predatory imagine. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand the confidence in some people like m I
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  Speaker 1: remember when I was single, I couldn't talk to girls
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  Speaker 1: about the weather, let alone bruising their cervixes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, I've continued to read Fourth Wing and Riddic.
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  Speaker 4: He really just shoots his shot with a bunch of
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  Speaker 4: people and someone says, how do you do that? And
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  Speaker 4: he goes, once you survive like dragons, and once you
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  Speaker 4: survive that like getting rejected as at least of your worries.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm thinking maybe this guy has been through some death, defying.
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  Speaker 1: Some ship from I hope so. Or it's like I'm
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  Speaker 1: not giving it exposure. He's done so much, is so
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  Speaker 1: numb to it.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking that. Yeah, that's like you can't say that
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  Speaker 2: to something.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's the I hate I hate this. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of men have the mindset when picking up women. It's
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  Speaker 1: like it's the basketball one. If you don't how many,
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  Speaker 1: if you shots, you don't say yeah, But it's about
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  Speaker 1: if you take a hundred shots, you're going to hit
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  Speaker 1: at least one something like that. Yeah, yeahs hate it.
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  Speaker 6: Hey boys, I just wanted to say before I do this,
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  Speaker 6: you guys are amazing and he make so many people smile.
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  Speaker 6: So my now ex boyfriend and I we were in
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  Speaker 6: my room and we were getting ready to go down
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  Speaker 6: south on a family holiday. I quickly just wanted to
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  Speaker 6: try on a bikini to see if it looked good.
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  Speaker 6: And I showed my boyfriend and I was actually like
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  Speaker 6: this bikini and he went, yeah, like nice. I was
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  Speaker 6: like okay, quickly trying another one and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I look fat in this one, and
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  Speaker 6: he was like, you don't look any fatter than what
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  Speaker 6: you normally look like. And I just looked at him
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  Speaker 6: with my mouth groupen and then he seriously thought it
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  Speaker 6: was the best compliment ever. He still had not processed
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  Speaker 6: what he had said to me. He comes over and
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  Speaker 6: he goes, am I going to get lucky later?
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  Speaker 1: That is so male coat today one and I had
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  Speaker 1: you don't look fatter and you.
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  Speaker 4: Normally was he thinking like that with a p H,
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  Speaker 4: Well maybe he was thinking in his head. I assume
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  Speaker 4: he's thinking, I don't think she's fat. At all, and
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  Speaker 4: so you're no fatter than you normally are, which is
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  Speaker 4: not fat at all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even get that.
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  Speaker 4: The way that that word is no, but the way
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  Speaker 4: that that sentences word is implies that someone is fat.
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  Speaker 4: But like, that's where my brain is going. You have
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  Speaker 4: a good insight there where my brain's going. And that's
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  Speaker 4: why he didn't see it either, because he's thinking. He
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  Speaker 4: actually is thinking, like, you're not fat and you're beautiful. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: can I get lucky?
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  Speaker 1: My God, have you ever asked like, am I going
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  Speaker 1: to get some later?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think I've ever said it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever said like, am I going
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  Speaker 2: to get lucky later? God, there's got to be a time.
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  Speaker 1: I have maybe when I'm maybe, But I'm more like,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to like fuck, don't have sex? Like
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  Speaker 1: both of us?
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  Speaker 4: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Am I going to get lucky?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think I would. I would never be I would.
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  Speaker 2: I would just be yet like a wee guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I would ever imply that I'm the one.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe some men know that they just don't really bring.
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  Speaker 4: They don't bring pleasure to the tablets, bring fat jokes.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: So I was on a work trip in Copenhagen. I
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  Speaker 7: live in the States, and I met a guy out
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  Speaker 7: at a bar and we had a great night and
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  Speaker 7: ended up going back to my room and started hooking up.
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  Speaker 7: And he said to me, you know, I've been with
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  Speaker 7: so like, I've dated other girls, like supermodel type girls,
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  Speaker 7: but I don't like them.
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  Speaker 8: I like you.
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  Speaker 7: I like the kind of body that you have, so
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  Speaker 7: like what an underhanded dig right, And when.
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  Speaker 1: I was gone through these there was a lot of
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  Speaker 1: these ones, a lot like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I've been with women.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been with a lot of women. I've been
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  Speaker 1: with models, I've been with peticque women.
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  Speaker 4: But I like you, And I just don't think that
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  Speaker 4: a normal person would think that that's a compliment.
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  Speaker 2: And I have a feeling that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really like, jump into a conclusion here, but I
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  Speaker 4: think that that might be a type of comment that
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  Speaker 4: or sorry, a type of quo in quotes, compliment a
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  Speaker 4: narcissists would give, because like someone that's so sure of
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  Speaker 4: themselves of being like, oh, to him, the thought like okay,
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  Speaker 4: so in his head, the best thing in the world
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  Speaker 4: to her is the thought of him wanting her, and
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  Speaker 4: so he's being like, I've had.
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  Speaker 2: The best, you know, like that's what I can get.
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  Speaker 4: But like I like you, you that I want you.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's where it comes from. And he would
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  Speaker 4: genuinely think that's a compliment. I know, And there's so
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  Speaker 4: many issues with that. So that's why I think that's
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  Speaker 4: like a night It's got to be a narcissist compliment.
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  Speaker 1: I think it is.
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  Speaker 9: You're just so sure of yourself, so taken to consideration
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  Speaker 9: that I don't have the smallest of forehead. But this
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  Speaker 9: one time at dinner, I was sitting with my good
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  Speaker 9: friend and he asked me, has your forehead gotten smaller?
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  Speaker 9: And when I looked at him appalled, he was like, no,
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  Speaker 9: that's that's a compliment. I'm being nice. And I was like,
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  Speaker 9: go f yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Go yourself once again, that sentence implies that you have
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  Speaker 1: a big forehead, like I like the other one about
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  Speaker 1: the fatness, like that it's sentenced the way it's worded implies,
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  Speaker 1: and also something your forehead can't get smaller.
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  Speaker 2: No, actually, I'm pretty sure I can only get bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she's got a new hairstyle going.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe she's like styling her eyebrows in
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  Speaker 2: a way where it.
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  Speaker 1: Takes up some forehead. I think some men to think
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  Speaker 1: before they say some things.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I'm trying, Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 1: Just shut up, shut up? You know that meme?
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  Speaker 2: Have you?
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  Speaker 4: Have you heard the meme with the sound where it's
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  Speaker 4: like shut up, mom, silence from you?
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  Speaker 2: Just be changed man? From you.
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  Speaker 1: Write that.
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  Speaker 8: I once had an ex boyfriend. I guess, shall we say?
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  Speaker 8: Who told me that I was so good in bed
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  Speaker 8: that he wondered if I'd ever considered doing it professionally?
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  Speaker 8: Where to go?
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  Speaker 2: My guy?
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  Speaker 8: Suff I said to say? The relationship did not last
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  Speaker 8: long after that?
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  Speaker 4: Can I actually just say, I think that's not that.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's not implying that I think you're a prostitute.
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  Speaker 1: It's you could be a really good one.
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  Speaker 2: It's saying that, like you've got a skill with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: I would think that it's wasted on just me. Have
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  Speaker 4: you thought about taking this to the broader public, like
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  Speaker 4: let's be I mean, I think it would be funny
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  Speaker 4: and so he must have been quite serious. But I
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  Speaker 4: can see myself maybe after a good session and maybe
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  Speaker 4: Beth goes, how was that and I go, have you
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  Speaker 4: ever considered it in this professional It's kind of like
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  Speaker 4: a joke as a way to be like, it was
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  Speaker 4: really good.
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  Speaker 2: What's professional sex?
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  Speaker 1: Just porn prostitute?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe porn prostitute porn? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it better in the context of like a sexual
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  Speaker 1: act on you? So so you just got head and
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  Speaker 1: you came Have you ever thought about doing this professionally?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it like the whole is it the whole
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  Speaker 1: activity together?
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  Speaker 4: It's just look I think, like, yeah, I'm still pretty bad.
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  Speaker 10: My ex, in a bid to win me back, met
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  Speaker 10: up with me and told me that he a week
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  Speaker 10: after we broke up, went to an event and slept
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  Speaker 10: with a lady but he couldn't get it up and
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  Speaker 10: that's because he just missed me so much, and that
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  Speaker 10: I was just so good that it wouldn't work for
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  Speaker 10: anyone else. And yeah, he thought that telling me that
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  Speaker 10: was going to.
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  Speaker 2: Win me over. Hey, hey, I got to say, it's
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  Speaker 2: not a good compliment. It's a bad compliment, but it's.
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  Speaker 1: Also a compliment. Say anything though.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's a compliment, but it's like a terrible
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  Speaker 4: compliment in a bid to get you back.
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  Speaker 2: But at the same time, you're kind.
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  Speaker 4: Of like, oh, it's like finding out that you know
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  Speaker 4: your ex is doing a bit worse off without you
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  Speaker 4: always feeling good. Yes, yes, yes, so he's given you
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  Speaker 4: the you all to keep going, but not taking back.
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  Speaker 1: If I was this girl, I would have said, that's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: You should say I'm a professionals because I'm a prop. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a pro. It's because I do this professionally. Baddies
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  Speaker 1: And if you want some more voice memos, they will
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  Speaker 1: be over on page on four eight nine a month, Baddies.
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  Speaker 4: So I live in Queensland now he still lives where
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  Speaker 4: he lives. We are together at the moment in the
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  Speaker 4: studio and so I flew here this morning. Now, over
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  Speaker 4: the last couple of weeks we've I've been moving and audio.
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  Speaker 4: Actually he went on a little trip, so we have
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  Speaker 4: a lot to catch up on, but we do. Something
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  Speaker 4: that happened to me this morning is the thing that
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  Speaker 4: has gone from It is just straight away on the
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  Speaker 4: top of the.
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  Speaker 1: List something you've done. So let me just say something
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  Speaker 1: what I'm going to talk about after too. The list
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  Speaker 1: is long and if it's gone to the top, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it beats what you did previously. You don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, but you go first.
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  Speaker 4: So the flight that I booked is for six am, right,
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  Speaker 4: And where I live is kind of like it's Gold Coast,
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  Speaker 4: like the southern end of the Gold Coast, coast of
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  Speaker 4: the border.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody that's interested, you know, But fifteen minutes away from.
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  Speaker 1: The beach, you know, yeah, my spot.
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  Speaker 4: So it's nice and quiet, suburban area, lots of bush
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  Speaker 4: and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's got a little yard.
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  Speaker 4: And so look, cut it. I could make this story
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  Speaker 4: quite long, but I'm going to cut it quite short.
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  Speaker 4: We leave this morning. I Beth comes with me, and
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  Speaker 4: we got the dogs in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Just tell me you shait yourself and so no.
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  Speaker 4: So Beth comes with me and then I drive to
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  Speaker 4: the airport and then she's like, I'll just go. I'll
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  Speaker 4: take the dogs to the beach after, but you drive there.
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  Speaker 4: And so we're driving. We get less than five hundred
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  Speaker 4: meters down the road. It's pitch black still because it's
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  Speaker 4: so early. I've got my headlights on. I'm driving.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going like fifty in the it's a fifty zone
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  Speaker 2: in the suburban area. Wall we runs out of run
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  Speaker 2: over it.
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  Speaker 1: Which car. Whose car you're okay, a bit bigger? How
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  Speaker 1: big of a wallaby?
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  Speaker 2: We talked, Henry sized, oh twenty kilos.
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  Speaker 1: See, look you did the right thing.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't swerve. I did break, but it does feel bad,
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  Speaker 2: but I broke.
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  Speaker 4: So I was and I was watching the road as well,
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  Speaker 4: like Pitch Black, the headlights are on, there's.
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  Speaker 1: Wallabies around where you live.
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  Speaker 4: I would not really, yeah, bro, and just this this
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  Speaker 4: thing ran out in front of the car last second.
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  Speaker 2: And I felt terrible. I felt I felt I couldn't rude.
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  Speaker 2: I felt terrible and can confirm that it died. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: we had to check it to make sure morning.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, I was just like super upset, and Beth was
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  Speaker 4: like trying to be like, you know what, you couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Have done anything.
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  Speaker 1: You could you know you didn't, you can't.
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  Speaker 4: You're not supposed to swear like and I was just thinking, fuck,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going over twenty on it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. It was on the street I live on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look like I just killed the local wallaby.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like what I literally.
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  Speaker 4: Was, I've hit a possum once when I was like seventeen,
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  Speaker 4: and then this is the next thing.
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  Speaker 2: This is the only thing I fit.
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  Speaker 1: After that, I feel like the bigger it gets, the
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  Speaker 1: worse it feels.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I also just like kangaroos are like our national animal.
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  Speaker 1: Was best car? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Well I didn't. I actually don't know. Okay, I didn't check.
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  Speaker 2: When I got to the airport, I was in a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a rush. I was like just feeling.
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  Speaker 1: Bad for BEV. Look like it's sad, but also I
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  Speaker 1: don't know sad things happening, And here the thing like,
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  Speaker 1: and I was thinking, do I bring it up?
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  Speaker 2: Do I not bring it up? But I was thinking,
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  Speaker 2: like it does happen, and.
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  Speaker 4: It's unfortunate it that we've just like build houses on
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  Speaker 4: where these things live.
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  Speaker 2: True, And but yeah, I wanted to be super open.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe you should. Like for my birthday, I got
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  Speaker 1: a present for adopting a wombat. I'm pretty sure you can,
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  Speaker 1: like adopt a kangaroo. Save one now, yeah, say maybe
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  Speaker 1: save three? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: True, I feel like I've got to do. I can't
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  Speaker 2: just save one. I can't just save one.
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  Speaker 1: Get the calm a cycle working again.
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  Speaker 2: There's like this albino one that lives on my parents. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just take that one.
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  Speaker 1: Have darcy year of sausage the other one, and then
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  Speaker 1: a beano kangaroo. I just couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 4: Like I was thinking, like the whole drive, the rest
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  Speaker 4: of the drive, I was like, you're obviously were scared
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  Speaker 4: of the car. Why did you run to it and
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  Speaker 4: not away from it? In the comments, can somebody please tell.
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  Speaker 1: Me why they do that? Yeah, it's weird. Hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because like I always think there's birds on the road
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  Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna hit them, and they fly
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  Speaker 1: away last minute, and I'm like, genius, they go to
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  Speaker 1: I trust, go towards the headlight. Maybe it's like I
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  Speaker 1: think it's a thing.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's the thing for a lot of animals
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  Speaker 4: that they run towards this, like because to be fair,
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  Speaker 4: I guess it's like pitch black animals mine and his
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  Speaker 4: business eating and grass and then these blaring lights are
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  Speaker 4: coming and you're like interested, shocked, what's that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's grim. This actually brings to my next point
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  Speaker 1: that one was completely out of your control. But Jake's
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  Speaker 1: been having a few moments recently.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had to do some admin.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you know what I'm going to
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: talk about?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: There's like literally one of seven things. There is actually
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: so many things you could talk about.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: This one stuck with me. So that is we are
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: a partnership if anyone knows about business, and we have
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: to pay our tax at the fuck it's this the
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: end of the year. This is the worst one by far,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you fucking idiot.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I was in Bali and I usually do most of
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the admin, but for this case, I actually physically can't
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: do it because it's Jake's personal attack es Jack's personal tax.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I get a text message in Bali saying, yo, man,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: is Jake your best friend? Do you recognize these bank details?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, ummm no, And then he goes, is
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: you're me bank account and the account looks similar, but
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: the BSB was wrong And I was like, no, I
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: don't know what that is, dude, but it was named
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: our business name, Relatable Studios. And he goes, oh, I
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: just transferred a hefty sum. It was over ten thousand
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: dollars to this account for tax.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: That's my tax, mind, my.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Tax money to go to the ATO. And I was like, oh,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: did you not test the first like send a dollar?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Goes oh nah, wait, wait, can I actually explain one thing?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: But I did, Yeah for the beast. So I did
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: send one dollar.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: And then the way that my Westpac is so I'm
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: with west Pac personally, and then also relatables is with Westpac,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: and so like all kind of links up, and so
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: when money gets transferred, I get a notification and when
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: it sends and also when it's received. And so I
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: sent the dollar and a notification came up, and I
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, sick, it worked, but the notification was.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: One dollar cent.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: I was reading it as one dollar received. So I
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: was like, sick, I can send the rest.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I see you try it. And so Jake
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: is sent over ten thousand dollars to this random bank account.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Any update, Yeah, well I've tried to call the bank.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And so I called the bank and I am I.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: As soon as I spoke to Audio, I like, sent
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: the screenshow these these details? And I was like, so,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: I was saying, do you recognize these because it's a
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: ME It's a ME bank, and I knew that you
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: had a ME Bank account.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, god, I hope this is on his account.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I've just sent him the money and he goes, no, no, no,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: it's not mine.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: A and then you sent me a screenshot of your
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: me bank details and it wasn't them, and I was
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: like fuck. And so I called the bank straight away
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: and I told them what I'd done. I said like
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: this is I was like, I'm so dumb, and I
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: got a really nice, like Australian woman and I was like,
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I'm so dumb, but I need your help, and so
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: I said that, I said the situation. I was like,
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know why in my list of payeaes I
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: had my company's name and then this fucking random account.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: But I did all.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Right, and I just sent them like fourteen grand all right,
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: and I need you to help me get it back.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: She's like, she's like, okay, is it pending? Is it?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Is it? Is it? What's it called?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: So she said, she goes, I went on and I
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: said it's pending, right. She goes, Okay, you need to
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: call me tomorrow because I can't do anything while it's pending.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: And so I wait.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Then it till the next day I see on my
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: bank that it's gone through, it's finished, and I.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Was like, all right, well the money's gone. I hope this.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I hope I haven't sent it to some random that
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: spends it. Call the bank back.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I've had to go through this process where they're going
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: to do a notice of retrieval. They request a retrieval,
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: and she goes all right, in four to six weeks,
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: you'll know, And I was like, what that means?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Stress for four to six weeks? I just lost fourteen
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Well, you started the pot with some bad news. I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: have some good news. It's gone to me. Sure it is,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it's Pending's cool. I've got a text message this morning
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: saying fourteen thousand dollars has been deposited into your account.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: And so I think what actually happened is you have
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I don't account details were different to my bank account
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: because we checked them. Me bank got bought by someone.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I think they changed their bs B. But obviously if
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: you still put in the old bess B, it gets
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: sent to the same person. So your money will be
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: coming back.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I know, just send it to relatables.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: No I can't. I can't why because you've I got
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: a text message saying it's been in my account, but
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: it's pending, so I can't do anything with it. Oh,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: they're retrieving it. So you're going to get back in
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: your account in four weeks. At least we know where
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: it is. That's all I need is you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Are getting it back.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, I was going to tell you. I was like,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: now turn on the podcast.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: So I was going to bring this up one day
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: one day, and I was thinking, like, I'll just wait
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: un day. Okay, we're gonna go on the topic. So
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: we've spoken about what did I do? Okay, I didn't
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: get insurance for my car and then spent four thousand,
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: five hundred dollars on someone I.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Hit Forgot about that one, and then.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: This is so this is things that like, I think
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: we've got to we got to make a segment where
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: it's called something about how like I won't do things
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: in the past because I can't be bothered, but it
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: makes my future harder.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: We're ned a name. Okay, So didn't get insurance, not
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: because of the money, because I couldn't be bothered. I
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: had to spend four and a.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Half ground on a car that I yeah, okay, this
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: isn't too bad of a one, but it's still annoying.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Didn't get my Canadian passport when I could have for
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: fifteen years. All Right, I go to get it this
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: year think and I'm doing some good admin with my life.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: And then it's the sixteenth year of when my last
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Canadian passport expired, and now I have to go through
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: as if I'm getting a new one instead of just renewing.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: It, which is difficult.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: I'm my tie ad, I have to proof citizenship and everything.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: And then I sent.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Fourteen thousand fucking dollars to the wrong banking here because
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't check it properly.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: And then ready to listen to this, we get asked
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: To Melbourne on the twenty sixth of March, all right,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: And then I said, ohdio, I can't go.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I got the dogs. And then Addie and I had.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Gone back and forth, and I'm like, I call her
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: manager and he's like, oh, you could try to, Like
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: you could can fly in on the same day and
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: fly home on the same day. And I was like, yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: that's something I could do. I could like just like
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: get some look after the dogs for you know, a
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: few hours. They can be alone for like eight hours,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: like they can be will be all right. And then
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: I call Beth and I go, oh, I got asked
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: you this thing, but I can't do it because I'm
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: looking after the dogs. And then I explained I'm on
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: the phone Doore and I explain all of the what
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: needs to happen. And then I'm like, so do you reckon?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Like we can just like find someone look after them
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: for the day. And she goes, Jake, I'm getting home
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: the day before you leave.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: It's like, all right, no worry about it. I'll go.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And we'll going back and forth because we disagreed on it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I'm not fucking.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not going, and then he was like, yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: but like this is for our career, and I was
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: like I don't give a fuck.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: And we didn't say it in these ways, but I
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: was like whatever. And then I was like, okay, I
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: can do it in one day. Yeah, my lifeguard, My
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: life's a lot less stressful.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Now I know about fourteen dollars, fourteen thousand dollars, which
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: it was fourteen dollars.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe I could pay my jack.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good series. I was thinking,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: it's like fourteen Okay, that's nice. And then I said
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to Jake. I can't remember what I said. He's like, oh,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a payment plan for related with fucking.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, man imagined. So that came to
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: my bank acount. Imagine if you just some random bank
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: account you just woke up with fourteen thousand dollars in
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: your can.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: You'd be spending it, you'd be putting it in a different
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: banking taking it. I was like, I'm fucked. I was like, Okay,
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: my option, literally my little options were I'm just gonna
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: like take less money each week until they pay back
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: to fourteen grand.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Or I'm just gonna like give add half of it
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: from I need Addie half of that. You know.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: You know Also why Jake doesn't do any adamin You've
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: never sent an invoice for relatable or and I wouldn't
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: know how you would know that our bsb zero three two,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: not nine four four. So when I saw nine and
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: four four and you sent four thousand dollars to it,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, you fucking.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Also, I've been with Wes Pack since I was twelve,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: so my BSP has always been zero three two.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: That's even was I when I told best when I
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: did it, And then I was like, because so after I'd.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Spoken to you, yeah, and you said like it's not
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: your accountant.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Shit.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, oh, this is not good.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, oh no, I have
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: really fucked up. And I was like in a bit
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: of a pissy mood, and I was like, I'm sorry
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: about that.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Have to tell you something. So I didn't tell him.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: When I didn't, she was like.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I also want to know. So that's obviously was my
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: bank account of my old details. Why did you call
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: me relatable studios?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: You tell me, you tell me, I don't know, you
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: fucking tell me, but I reckon.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's start that segment. Things Jake's things Jake puts
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: off until it bites me in the bum.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I carant to you there is going to be many more. Okay, yeah,
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: thing Jake things Jake puts off until it bites him
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: in the bum.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: But one thing I wanted to bring up. Yeah, I
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: was just in BALI love that place. I know I
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: go there quite frequently. Funny story, but and it plays.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know kind of you relate to it because
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: you've got something similar in your life. I was staying
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: in a villa. Didn't disclose that there was construction next
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: to it, wasn't too opposed by that. But what really
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: did affect me and my girlfriend also my girlfriend was
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: it was down a little slim alleyway like most things
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: are in BALI say about I don't know, thirty meters
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: and we would walk to go get breakfast, lunch whenever.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: And first time we walked past, like, oh, this guy's
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: got two dogs, a sausage dog and this not some mutt.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: They look really nice and I was just like, this
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: is really really nice. Then I walked back and then
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I'm walking past the sausage dogs. There there was something
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: a little bit off about the sausage anyway, I walked
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: past the house and then as soon as he saw
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: that I wasn't looking at him anymore, he went to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: go bite my ankle and literally tried to bite my ankle,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: jumped over the little thing, and I was like, holy shit.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And if you get bitten by a dog in Ballet,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: obviously this is like owned by someone, but it's still
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: like rabies and that like yeah, And I was like,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: holy shit, I almost just fucking died by a sausage dog.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: And Casi's like holy shit, he did too, and I
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: was like, what the hell, that's really really really weird.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: And we didn't think too much of it anyway, and
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: we had to go past his dog if you wanted
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: to get anywhere, unless we drove our bikes passed. But
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Cassie was really scared. And one time we drove past
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: it on our bikes and it started chasing after us.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: This little fucking so dog.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Was like, what the fuck?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I tried to drive past our villa until it got
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: le tired and ran back. Cassie was getting really stressed
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: about it. I mean, anyway, I was doing something. I
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: might have gone to the gym, and she goes, oh,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I tried walking past the sausage dog and tried to
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: attack me. And she like had her phone in her
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: hand obviously, and she's managed to take this photo of
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: it running after her.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: She's oh my god.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: It was sprinting after and she obviously had her phone
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: in her hand and clicked there she was walking, yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: take a photo option and it was sprinding after cop
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Bara and I was like, oh my god, like a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Barley local on it, or yeah, Barie local. It was
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: just a Barlei local. I think it was well off
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Barlei local to house. And then he didn't speak a
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: word of English and like We're like, can you look
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: after your dog? While we walked pasting the I was like, dude,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: we could fucking die here.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I wonder if it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: See that's the thing is like with now that I
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: have had for a while, and they've done a lot
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: of research on like what they're or what sausage dogs
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: are like and why.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: They like it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: So he's obviously like most dogs that are reactive are
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: just reactive for a reason. It's because they're like scared
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: most of the time. And so he's just because when
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: in Bali, dogs are allowed to just roam free. So
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: like when he is scared, his trigger is to bark
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: and chase, and then his leads to even into aggression.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Like Darcy's reactive, but doesn't She's never been aggressive. But
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: every single time he's barked and run up and then
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: the first time he would have run up to someone
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: and chased and went to bite them and they ran away,
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Like what he.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Wants you to fuck off.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: He's getting what he wants and he's getting this reward
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: every time.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: He makes so much sense.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: But it's like you're not gonna then not give him
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: what he like. You can't give him the opposite because
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: he's gonna bite you, exactly.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: And if it was Darcy, like, she's not gonna hurt me,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I'd cop getting bit in Australia like a little dog
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, my old dog when he was from
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the pound would bite it a little bit. It didn't
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: hurt too much. But I was over there.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I was stress him, valid, did you anything about it?
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about it. So when you check out
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: an Airbnb, they asked you to leave a review, and
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: this person was really pushy about leaving a five star review,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, and he asked
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: me like three times, and he didn't disclose that there
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: was construction nearby and there was this fucking dog that
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: lived two houses away that attacked you. And then I
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I literally had my phone
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: in my hand. I was typing a little shitty review.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is matter of fact the business.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I won't do it, and I said, nice day.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: You gotta be honest. What if someone gets bitch?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I was thinking that. I was like, Oh, I don't
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: want someone to experience what I experienced.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: You could say I realized the villa. But there was
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: just this dog that was biting me, okay.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I was like games the game, and I was like, what,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about Karma finally, and I was like,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: what if Karma like bites me in the ass, and
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: like this is just some like Indonesian's home and he's
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: made it. He's made it out of the tough situation
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: over there, and he's doing his things.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Fucking doors. They've got doors there, They've got doors, and.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: He's tried really hard. I was like, oh no, but
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I was really thinking about it, but I didn't do it.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Talking about Karma this morning. So after my oldeal with
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: hitting the wall at I was a little stressed. And
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: then like, obviously we got there a little bit later,
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: and so I was like I get there and I
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: noticed like, so my flight takes off at six of
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: boards at five point thirty and I think I got
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: in there at quarter past five, and I was like,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: flight's very busy. Yes, oh my god, really quarter past
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: five in the morning. The airport's Boston.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I bet you a lot of people were actually live
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: in Queensland and work in Sydney. Yeah, because that airport
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that you got it is quite nice because it's so small. Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: And then so I get there and I was like, shit,
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: that that the security line's along, I've missed my flight.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: And at Gold Coaster Airport, there's a priority line if
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: you've paid for first class or whatever it is. There's
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: the main line, and then there's another security line where
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: it's like if you're disabled, there there's like I think
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: they even like very gender inclusive and stuff like that,
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: and and that line was like pretty empty, and I
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: was like, fuck, do I just jump over into this line?
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: And then I was like thinking about karma. I was like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, I can't get I don't want to
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: get bad karma. Like, first of all, I don't have disability.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not I like I identify it as male, you know,
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: and then I'm not elderly or whatever.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: And then this lady goes, oh, yeah, you like you
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: can go on that line.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I got to go on that line.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Who invented carm right, whoever invented karma invented a placebo
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: effect is what they did?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I hate it too, because you ever like these these
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: things always happened to me. I like, am that cold
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: or something? And then I pull something out and something
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: else falls and like hits the ground. I have to
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: pick it up because I feel bad.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Oh same, Yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: But if I picked something up and I dropped the
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: one I want and it's probably broken, yeah, you gotta do.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I don't want to some dirty Yeah, I don't want
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: to get broken choco.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That is up. Next is IG Question of the
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Week and we have a doozy for you. I want
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: to tase that word doozy.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: But before, what's it called? What do you say?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Curtesy courtesy of Bethany, Jake's partner.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Curtsey, right courtesy Yeah Curtesy, this one.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: You could give her a Curtsey if you want.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: That is, if you have any IG questions, put in
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: the comments.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: But before we get to the IG question made by Bethany,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: we want to say that if you're enjoying this, you
• 33:29
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• 33:32
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• 33:33
  Speaker 2: That is correct. What else you can get over there is.
• 33:37
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• 33:39
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• 33:42
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• 33:44
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• 33:46
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• 33:49
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• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Music or anything like that.
• 33:51
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• 33:53
  Speaker 4: support us over there because you just don't love us enough, yeat.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: You can at least give us five stars.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Five stars, hey, I reckon, by the end of the year,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: let's get ten stars, ten stars, ten k five stars,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: let's get ten What stars feels like for us? You know,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: when you're in primary school and like K one or whatever,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: that's what you were in Australia and you got a word, right,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: can you spell cat? Spell cat? See, and then a
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: teacher would get a star and put it on your shirt.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: That's what it feels like when you have a podcast
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: and people five star you're getting a star on your shirt.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: And if everyone listening right now five started, we'd have
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: ten thousand right now. Yeah, yeah, easily, yeah, and it's free.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Stop being lazy, all right. So the idea question of
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the week was key signs you've entered a fuck boys
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: house And I just want to say, me and Jake
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: used to live together. Guys, if you didn't know that,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: it's about a year.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we would have lived together three year.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I think I reckon, you had more fuck boys signs
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: than I did out of you go on simplicity, okay,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: not fucking well.
• 34:57
  Speaker 11: Neither one of us were fucking I can tell you
• 34:59
  Speaker 11: that because I lived there, but so to me.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: So I this, Beth actually told me this, right, So
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: she said, there's two different types of fuck boy, and
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: there's like the slobby fuck boy and like the fuck
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: boy that has nothing. But then there's also the fuck
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: boy that's like, why does your house look like this?
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: You obviously have a lot of women over like meticulous rugs. Yes,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: that makes sense, you know what I'm saying, like has
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: all these things, and I've got and a lot of
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: the baddies felt the same.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got like one or two. I've got more
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: sloppy though, Yeah, and then there is there's both. Yeah
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: with you and I. I liked how we decorated the place.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I vividly remember Jake had the nice room in the
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: house with a nice view, and it took him a
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: solid I want to say, four to five months to
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: get a bed frame yep. And then he had We
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: had the same sheets that were not navy guys and
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: arguably navy arably grays grade either dark. But I had
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: two pillows Jack had fucking won the whole time we
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: lived together.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I do remember.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Actually you fucked once and a couple of times on
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: that bed on the ground.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, one, no, only ones? And I had a
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: bed once, was it?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: If we didn't have a bed, I don't know, but
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: maybe not.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: The guy lived under us, we don't speak about him.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: He was sloppy.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: For how long we lived there, and for how many
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: of the funk boy criterias we hit? The only criteria
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: we didn't hit was the actual act of fucking.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's wrong with.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: We've had too good of a time together.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Each other? Sounds like it?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: AnyWho to go first?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, So these are the key signs you'vented a fun
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: boy's house. They have more than one pillow on their bed.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't win, though it's gone out together. If
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: you how many is the ride amount not to be
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: a fun boy one? You're a funck boy. And if
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you have too many, if someone's cooked it and you're
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: fucking too much, exactly, you men are default fuck boys
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: until proven otherwise. Yeah, shit, I reckon, because if you're
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: fuck too good, you're a fuck boy.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, heyly, you've had a lot of sex.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: If you fuck, if you fuck badly, you're not a
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: fuck boy though, And it's a nick.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Gonna say silver lining, but yeah, you can't win all right,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: key signs you've entered a fuck boy's house. Those freaking
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: led color lights. Oh men, love an LED light strip. Guilty.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I remember, fuck story time. What year did I have
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: that party? It was COVID.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I thought I was like sixteen, damn it. I had
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: in my bedroom a photo of Conor McGregor, yeah, lit
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: up with LED lights, and I remember I had the
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: house party and my one my one rule was no
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: one to have sex in my bedroom. And I had
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: a spare bedroom in the time where we're recording right now.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: There's a spare single bed in here. And we had
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a friend and I walked downstairs and I saw like
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: her and him like getting their clothes back on, and
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: they're in my room. I was like, what the fuck
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: are you doing? And he goes, I want to funk
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: under the led economic regular. I was like, I was like, dude,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: there's a fucking bed right in there. I was like,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: that's my bedroom. I remember I went to bed like
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: three am that night. I was changing the sheets at
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: three am because I'm not sleepy with this guy fucked
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and I was like, and then after that, I was like,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: it's a sign from the world that economic Ogregor should
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: be no longer got to go. Yeah, his prime. It's
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: a bit of justification.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: He was good, that's when he was bringing the UFC,
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: and then he's gone down here he signs invented a
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: boy's house, questionable looking sheets, man hose, don't buy bed threads,
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: slash linen.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ship crazy.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Also like I reckon props to Cassie, like she's changed
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: my world. I like pillows now, I love a good throw,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: but in winter, in someing, I don't really care. But
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: a good throw goes a long.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Way and make a house feel like a home.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: And also like god forbid we have a breakup. I
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: think I'll keep like a throw and some pillows.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I agree. It's also it's a it's just
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: nice to have something like that, even.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: On a lounge. It's a bit of different color to it.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's the sophistication. I mean, maybe
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: we should demonk that one. I mean, but like, yeah,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: are you doing for yourself. You're doing it because you
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: want to.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: I am heavily in my lamp error.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I tell you who has a really good lamp, Budding's Warehouse.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Me and Cassie bought two of them for our place.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: They're only like twenty five dollars and they're like the
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: mushroom lamps. Do you like those ones, like the retro
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: eighties mushroom Well, and they're like a you can get
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: an off green or an off white color. Don't really
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: cheap too, because those mushroom lights are normally hundred bucks. Yeah, man,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: it's pretty good.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Well, she's The thing is like I've come to like
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: hate lights coming down from above me, like down lights.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I really want my lights to be coming from either
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: eye level or below me.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: So I've just got like below you.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I've got like six lamps in our new place, and
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: I don't turn the lights on.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I just turned the lamps and it is moody, moody,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I like, especially after dinner, all lights off and then
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: a lamp yes, and then my mushroom lamp on. Blay
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: those two and.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: I thought, okay, hack, So we both we wake up
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: to piss. Yeah, and we complained about it one of
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: the things I like to try and do is keep
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: all the lights off and just like pray to God,
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: I get it in the toilet. Yeh kmart has this
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: little battery power. I put it on my toilet, bro
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: and you just like because I like know where I
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: get in their darkness.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I know where it is.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: There's four settings and it's a little you touch it.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: It's a sensor that turns the light on. It's a
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: little sensor. The very first setting is like super not
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: very bright, but bright enough to see. Best decision I've
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: you have to touch it, so you do have to touch it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Better idea way, better business idea for us. Yes, so
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: it's censor. And when I was gonna say, when you're pissing,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: but it's already too late. I was gonna say, when
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the piss enters past the toilet's seat, it should turn on.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: You mean the toilet seat underneath a strip.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it's like a barrier and as soon
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: as it goes through the toilet, it goes it's on
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: like I'm in there. It's a good idea, but also
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: it's too late if you miss.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm pretty good at getting in first.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: And they could maybe they could be a censor at
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: the front and when your body walks past.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I have had I'm a little bit scared to move
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: in with my partner because I have had mornings where
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I've worken up and whole ship.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: What you missed? Like, you wake up and she gets
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: up early, she gets before you go in there and
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: What, I hope she doesn't piss my thing?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: You got it, little lamp?
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good idea. It's a good idea, is it me?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: This one was interesting, key signs. You've entered a fuck
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: boy's house. Their parents are home and they don't even
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: look at you.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Why are you going home with someone that lives with
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: theirs for a one nighter?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess I think I actually could see the
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: answers differentiated a couple more similar a lot of our baddies.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I would say between that sixteen sixteen to nine en
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: demo and then we're work in thirty or late twenties
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: to thirties.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Think, like I mean, I'm not very like already currently
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: lives with his parents like I don't, and I just
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: moved in with my parents, Like I don't judge people
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: living with their parents.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: But like, I think if you're living with your parents
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: and you're.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Twenty six and you're just like bringing women home for
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: a one night stand move out, but like unless you're
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: at home and you're like gonna date with intentions to
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: date and introduce this woman to your parents, it's like,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: this is someone I actually really like.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: What if you well, what if you say that? So
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: it happened to me once. You're a night out and
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: you think, and I live with my parents and then
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: a lovely, beautiful girl comes in front of you and
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you're like, and she's like, well, we can't go to
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: my house.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: But how old were you? That's what I'm saying.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Twenty two?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe we get on the cusp there and then before that,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't judge getting twenty two enough, I might start.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've got a little burner in your pants,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I can't go to my house, and
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you go, well you can come to mind. Well, m yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: the option is no sex or sex where my parents.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Crawl through a window or something.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, we know, so my house is good that I
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: can I snuck her through the back door?
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like can you? The thing is more sneak in
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: them out like you go, you go home with the guy.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: And I remember I shot myself in the foot because
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I remember I drove to where we started pranking, so
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a car. Yeah, so I do the
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: guard knock on my brother's door and I was like,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I borrow your card, drive this girl.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: You should your brother here?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually can I go next to Because talking
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: about young baddies having sex key signs, you've entered a
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: fuck boy's house. Prime bottles on the BedHead.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're definitely like eighteen Yeah, prime bottles.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: People collect them.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I saw a lot.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: So the I want to say mid twenties and up
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: version of that is a lot of badgies. Just saying
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: a key sign invented a funck boy's house is there
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: was a specific perfume.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Called like savat, do your savage, Do your savage. I've
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: got that one.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Apparently that's a key sign.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: He's a fuck boy, do your savage. I don't know
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: what I'm getting you for Christmas.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: It probably smells quite good. There's a reason why they're
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: so so. Not a good tip.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: But guys, if you are fucking with your savage before
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: she comes over, put it away. Put a bit of
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: David Beckham and put him in drop.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Key Signs invented a fun boy's house. This.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I find this so funny. The
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: TV remote is an Xbox control.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I went through a phase I went through.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: AK That's why that was funny, because I was Thinkingie
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: definitely used to just watch TV on his Xbox.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I already had the Xbox and before it was prior
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: to smart TV's and like I mean, and having an
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Xbox is you can download Netflix, you can download all
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: these things.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: You may as well use it. I need to buy
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: an Apple TV.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Then, oh man, that was just some good memories. I
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: thought that was like being a girl coming over to
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Netflix into like you're coming over to fuck yeah, and
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: he puts Netflix on controller in his hand. You're like, dude,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: come on, like keep it sexy TV. Yeah. We both
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: ticked this box massively. Key Signs, You've entered a fuck
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: boy's house. The TV is bigger than the living room
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: or I had to have that TV had to We
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: had just moved in. I reckon, we'd been there for
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: like two days. Yeah. The only furniture we had was
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Jake's parents stuff that they didn't want anymore. That we
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: moved over and then like cutlery and ship, we didn't
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: have anything that we had Jake's parents couch, we didn't
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: have anything else. And the first thing we went and
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: bought was how big seventy five inch TVV? Yeah, I
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: remember rocking up and it was a sale on I
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: think it was nine hundred and fifty dollars or something.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we fucking got that thing on a bargain.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: It didn't even fit in either of our cars. We
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: had to go borrow Jake's bosses car. Yeah, he was
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: the only one I knew with the car big enough
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: any other land Drover. We got to drive a land
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Rover without seventy five inch TV to a house which
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: is rended.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: And also the reason that we did that is because
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: we could have just got it delivered.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: It didn't cost any extra, but we wanted it that day.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Life seems so blissful back then.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Wait, thinking back, like, I feel like the same stresses
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: we had then are the same stresses we had now. Yeah,
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: but I wish I could tell myself back then that
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: you don't need to stress about those things right now,
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: because you can stress about them when you're twenty six.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're stressing about That's a great tip to be honestly. Yeah,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: even though there are problems, not taking away from your problems,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: your problems get worse. So exactly.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So maybe every time we across the props, like
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: the fourteen thousand dollar thing. The last two days, I've
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: been just thinking every time it crosses my mind, I'm
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: just thinking, like what can I even.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Do about it?
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Like literally, like why, Like what can I even do
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: about it? And I've just been like, so I've been
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: like I would not tell my parents that I did
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: that because they would roast me. They would just think
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: they would just fit sessionally, And I was just like,
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: that's gonna tell them.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell them.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: When you're going to sleep, you pillow, your head's on
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: the pillow, and you're.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Like, fuckte. You know what's funny is like I fall
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: asleep so easily.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll wake up in the night and can't fall
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: back sleep, but I fall asleep so easily that like
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: I'll be like, oh that fourteen thousand I wish a
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: key signs you've been to the funk Boy's house, A
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: performative book on the nightstand.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, I mean it's just a bit of decor.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guarantee you hasn't read it.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Na. No, it could be anything. It could be a book,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: it could be a magazine or something.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: What's a performantive book these days?
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: I would assume a performative book just means like a
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: book that doesn't get touched, like it's there for Yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that. I feel that a key signs
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you've entered a funck boy's house. Whenever a guy has
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: a nice shower, toilet trees, you're absolutely fucked.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Damn, he's prepared to saw a lot of people being
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: like he has an extra toothbrush.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I feel like the debate too, because we've
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: talked about it before. As a man, if you live
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: by yourself, should you have some tampons just in your
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: sink just in case?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Should you have should you have some?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say no, I'm saying that's fun boy
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: energy because like a little bit about like a nice
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: little bin behind the toilet, next to the toilet. Yeah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: everyone needs a bin in a toilet, Okay, do you? Yeah?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: But like one of those little clothes.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Ones that oh for a tampon.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But like if he has one, it's a nice gesture, right,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: But then also he's cooked, so he's a fun boy.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: He's a Yeah.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm just coming to terms that you just can't
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: win and you just have to accept that.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do what you want to do.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: A fun boy, don't be a fuck boy if you
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: do all these things.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Let's be real, Okay, you look at all these things, right,
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: So like, let's say you're a woman. You went to
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: some o man's house and it's like clean sterile, has
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: all these things, and you think, yeah, this guy's a
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: fuck boy. But let's just say he's not a fuck boy.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: You're fine to just assume the worst, because then you're
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: gonna get the best.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, just assume the worst. Yeah, And you know.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: The reason I would have a bin that has a
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: little thing on it is because I have no strips
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: when I go to bed and a boy but I'm
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: just trying to get oxygen in my nose.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Fuckboy energy is no strips mouth tape and.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Like fucking eyemask, I can't do mouth tape, no, nah my,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I get like it wigs me out a bit. I've
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: woken up a fruit and you rip it off. In
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: your sleep and it's not comfortable. Yeah, the nose is
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: really good to get oxygen up there, it's great. Yeah,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: big tip out there, guys. Key signs you've entered a
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: fuck boy's house. Again. I don't think you can win
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: protein shakes everywhere.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I mean everywhere fair Like, yeah, gains beans, bros don't
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: stop having sex.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he signs you're in a funk boy's house. You've
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: just had sex with this man, and he.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Goes, do you want a protein check?
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: Honestly, we don't want to lose our ground to.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: My last one is he signs invented a boy's house.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: He has a housemate that is a well seasoned to
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: meeting new people.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's been taught, or he's practiced, or he
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: just has done it so often. Yeah, ship mate your girl.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: When I met her for the first time, she would
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: have been like, is this awkward motherfucker.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Everyone?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: When I remember been nervous bring bringing her home, I
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: was like, ship.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: She goes like, oh, You've got a roommate at home,
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, I'm actually a bit nervous for
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: you to meet him.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: She goes, oh, why.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Like is he a bit judging you? Is he bit
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: this bit that like no, no, no, I'm like, I'm nervous
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: that he's.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Going to be nervous to me.
• 51:00
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