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Top 10 Things That Are Too Expensive! · The Top 10 Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well on the Top ten podcast. Yeah, man, we're
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  Speaker 1: back Christian Josh here and Cory. Cory's back sitting in
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  Speaker 1: Hey just to be a nuisance. Yep. Actually, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be pretty sure. Yeah, he's gonna be our googler because
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  Speaker 1: last week was we needed a Google that sounds provocative,
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  Speaker 1: that sound naughty. We were doing last night. I'll just
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  Speaker 1: google it myself. I'm a I'm a very good Google.
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  Speaker 1: I was being a googler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, googling is
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  Speaker 1: that's sound bad, but Google are Yeah, that sounds weird.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds weird. Money. Money is the root of all evils.
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  Speaker 1: It sucks right now, everything's sossive everything, but that's but
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  Speaker 1: we try to avoid that. On our list of groceries gas,
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  Speaker 1: you get that everything offensive specific items.
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  Speaker 2: Mostly minor specific, I think, not specific. But just why does.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody know if hookers have one up with inflation? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I would think I don't know why because
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  Speaker 1: the raw materials are still the same price. You man
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  Speaker 1: like you, it doesn't cost They're not shipp across the like,
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  Speaker 1: at least I hope they're not what they had in
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  Speaker 1: the sixties and what they have now are the exact same.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but though if I was a hooker,
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  Speaker 2: I would be playing the game.
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  Speaker 3: My lingerie is also more absolutely well, yeahtel by the hour, hotels,
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  Speaker 3: makeups more, and friends were still more expensive to make.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I have never should make just.
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  Speaker 1: Something that.
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  Speaker 2: Someone just popped in my head. I wonder if sex workers.
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  Speaker 1: My thought was like, yeah, what they need to make
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  Speaker 1: their money hasn't changed. That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: The ultimate goal for the male is not to care
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  Speaker 2: about the makeup and the lingerie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Nowadays, you said the sixties compared
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  Speaker 1: to that they spend more time grooming, which.
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  Speaker 2: I could care.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, you know you're not wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not, but that's for the visual.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow to that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Quick? I wonder that was like, yeah, well you said
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  Speaker 1: specific things that might have pretty specific something things that
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  Speaker 1: are expensive. You know we were I wouldn't know. I
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  Speaker 1: guess none of us. We're all married. Man. We could
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  Speaker 1: have asked while we in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: I guess we're learn anybody got a hooker we can call?
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  Speaker 1: I don't rush out.
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  Speaker 2: I got some x's that are probably now, but I
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  Speaker 2: would I don't know how to get I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, I mean you love that reference every time.
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  Speaker 1: You probably get it, though I wasn't with.
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  Speaker 2: It occurred today anyway. Okay, you're doing top ten things
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  Speaker 2: that are overpriced?
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  Speaker 1: That's this week. Do you know what was overpriced? Podcast equipment?
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  Speaker 1: So if this sounds like ship, sorry, get us somebody.
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  Speaker 1: We'll buy some new equipment. Anyway, I'm gonna read my
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  Speaker 1: mom's list, because we do that first. The mom doesn't
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  Speaker 1: say that, yeah, love number ten. Grudge cell prices. You
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  Speaker 1: can get stuff for a quarter. Now they want a
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  Speaker 1: dollar for a onesie. Come on, let's go. Not that
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  Speaker 1: I buy onesies anymore. Honestly, if I pull up to
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  Speaker 1: a garage sale, that's all kids, I just keep driving.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even stopping. I'm not. I'm not they might
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  Speaker 1: have something that they might although it depends on if
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  Speaker 1: I've already done a bunch, if it's towards the end
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  Speaker 1: of the you know, if I'm already at the end,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not stopping for that one. I'm going to the
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  Speaker 1: next one. My dad gets all manny because I hate
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  Speaker 1: city wise like you do, and he's like, why, like,
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  Speaker 1: because the people still have not as many, not as many,
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  Speaker 1: not nearly as many. They've ruined it citywise, they ruined
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  Speaker 1: I agree, I'm like tomorrow small towns, small towns.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's like my town.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yours, I get because the size of Clinton sho
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  Speaker 1: you should not have city wide. Now tomorrow we're going
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  Speaker 1: to Eldridge. I don't think Eldridge should either, it's getting
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  Speaker 1: too big. But I don't want to drive Elders every
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  Speaker 1: week either, So I'm glad I let to go out
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  Speaker 1: and have any reason going. No, I'll only go for
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  Speaker 1: the city wide. Then I go straight to the rich area.
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  Speaker 1: That's basically all of Elders.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, but I would like to wear all
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  Speaker 1: the news stuff just a built That's where I go.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to tomorrow. So anyway, Number nine coffee, sure,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't drink, Yes, it as one of it's probably
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  Speaker 2: about oh, I don't know. And folders dollar fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Pound, sure, I don't know, soldiers sixteen bucks. I do
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  Speaker 1: know going to Starbucks like nine dollars a drink. So
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  Speaker 1: but still though like he used to get folders for
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  Speaker 1: eight or nine bucks a whole ten, Now it's about
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  Speaker 1: fifteen bucks. Ten coffee I.
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  Speaker 2: Buy coffee every week, and it's fifteen to seven.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably what she's talking about. Number eight prescription drugs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I figure somebody that far, somebody that far, yeah, which
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't know either. I take
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  Speaker 1: plenty of prescription drugs. But yeah, I have a very
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  Speaker 1: good job in a union. So yeah, I don't pay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't pay much. I go out to Walmart. It's
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  Speaker 1: like three dollars for yeah. Uh. And then she put
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  Speaker 1: number seven twos for groceries, which we want a little
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  Speaker 1: more specific, Nana. But that's okay, that's okay, we get it.
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  Speaker 1: It is all of it. All of it is six
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  Speaker 1: rent or Morgans. Sure, I think rent. I remember my
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  Speaker 1: first apartment, how, which was yours three hundred bucks. Mine
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  Speaker 1: was two ninety bus I paid. I mowed the grass
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  Speaker 1: of three twenty five. Mine was two fifty. No. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did not have to pay those. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 1: still I paid two ninety and I mowed the grass
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  Speaker 1: once a month. My first place was too fifty a month. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I said, like, I paid twenty five cents. I bet
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  Speaker 1: you can't. It was a two bedroom house. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: even an apartment. It was a two that's twelve. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's yeah. Oh I see it all the
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  Speaker 1: time on Facebook. Twelve hundred dollars a month. Yeah, screenroom
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  Speaker 1: hold that numbers. My apartment was baseline, now was landing
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  Speaker 1: rite those fifteen probably two thousand bucks. Fifteen hundred bucks
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  Speaker 1: for the one bedroom. Crazy for one bedroom. They do
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  Speaker 1: pay all your ship there though, Yeah, and you get
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  Speaker 1: the internet and which does help. It's help if you
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  Speaker 1: if you add up all that combined into one month. Anyway, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're probably still the landing I kind of, which is
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  Speaker 1: not bad. And you get a pool and yeah, all
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  Speaker 1: that ship but too many damn you agree. I agree
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  Speaker 1: with that. I like the places where there's not That's
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  Speaker 1: why you live out the country. That's probably in the country,
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  Speaker 1: has any idea what we're talking about right now? The country. No,
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  Speaker 1: the landing. Oh, they know. People are the people that
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: listen to this. They know. Yeah, my mom and his
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  Speaker 1: dad they know listens yesterday. That's what he said. You
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  Speaker 1: know when I played the back line in the valley,
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  Speaker 1: played that ship number six. Nope, we're in that one
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  Speaker 1: number five. Dental and medical. Yeah, all that's just too muchpensive. Again,
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  Speaker 1: I have insurance, decent insurance. I don't you terrible but whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Four concert tickets yes, absolutely absolutely yeah, but that but
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  Speaker 1: that should be starting to come down. It should. But
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  Speaker 1: if because I'll set those fees and charge, but go go.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna buy conscious tickets, try to go to
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  Speaker 1: the venue and buy them. You avoid all the fees
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  Speaker 1: and all that what or that. But if you like,
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  Speaker 1: if you if it's at the mark, go to the market,
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  Speaker 1: buy your tickets there face value Russell so they don't
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  Speaker 1: get up charged very bad. For my two park tickets,
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  Speaker 1: I bought tell me bad two guys blue Fighters. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you feel. It's like, that's we're going to Tilly Park. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: that's like.
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  Speaker 2: Not together, different shows do I When you're there, I
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  Speaker 2: don't care. And great, I'll I'll be singing.
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  Speaker 1: They'll be saying that's fair. Number three fast food, that's
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  Speaker 1: definitely get that McDonald's five dollar meal. Yeah, long McDonald's
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  Speaker 1: five dollars meal. Upgrade to the your beer bag. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll saw an extra dollar to have my soda meile.
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  Speaker 1: I went to Burger King the other day and got
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  Speaker 1: that new barbecue. I don't know, what it was that
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  Speaker 1: Mandalorian whopper meal and it comes with like an assume
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  Speaker 1: your cup. I thought it came with the gup. No,
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  Speaker 1: my meal was seventeen something for one meal. So they
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  Speaker 1: charged me that. They charged me No I did, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know it came with it. She's they gave it
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  Speaker 1: to me. I was like, seventeen dollars. Why is the
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  Speaker 1: seventeen dollar they got up the windows. She gives me
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  Speaker 1: a couple of like, oh, your charged with the freaking cup.
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  Speaker 1: He just slosedly comes with it. You just saying I
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  Speaker 1: want just the normally when I go to Burger King,
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  Speaker 1: I get like two Rodeo burgers right off the value menu.
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  Speaker 1: Way dude, I love the when they have like two
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  Speaker 1: for seven on those chickens, the original Sickens.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah long, yeah, they have him like two for six.
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  Speaker 1: But coming up on the podcast, you'll like this as sure,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to blindfold some blindest Yeah, John and some
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  Speaker 1: Rooper because we talked about many moons ago how people
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  Speaker 1: can differentiate between roopt peers. There's no chance I think
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  Speaker 1: I would do well. I'm gonna do terrible. There's no
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  Speaker 1: for him. I would agree with that. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: I can turn root beer taste. You can buy the
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  Speaker 1: HIGHV brand ruper and you can buy an a w
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  Speaker 1: and I'd be like, that's it's real fun. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what Shaun's screaming at us. I'm sure he is.
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  Speaker 1: Then he needs to come and with us.
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  Speaker 2: He must be a root beer connoisseur because I don't rick.
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  Speaker 1: Enough of it.
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  Speaker 2: I like that bottle one, like the really good like
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  Speaker 2: bottle root beer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh like if you get like no, if you if
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  Speaker 1: you want my record and might buy some of Sus City,
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  Speaker 1: you'll have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: Or if you go to an age, Yeah, the draft
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  Speaker 2: of an you can tell anyway that's coming out.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do that.
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  Speaker 2: Might I do that on the air, but we'll tell
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  Speaker 2: the results.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll let you know. We'll see you make a
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  Speaker 1: video next film? Okay? Number two pet care? Sure like that?
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  Speaker 1: Or or food groomors and like food and litter all that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: It's number one movie theater. Popcorn, Yeah, you're going to
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  Speaker 2: get that super your.
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  Speaker 1: I mean to be honest. If you go to the
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  Speaker 1: store and buy a bag of popcorn and make it yourself,
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  Speaker 1: it's super cheap. They charge you what, but it's not
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  Speaker 1: near as good. No, it's not near as good. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like it's kind of like when something tastes
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  Speaker 1: better because it was somebody else's there's somebody yeah something
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  Speaker 1: your mom made it or your wife made it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's it's not the same as getting movie
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  Speaker 1: theater popcorn. When you make up you need that. Given
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  Speaker 1: the movie theater butter, you need that. Yeah, it's the butter.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what they do because it comes out
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  Speaker 1: of a corn bubble. Yeah, keep pumping, keep pumping. When
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  Speaker 1: you think you're done here, how about.
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  Speaker 2: This, I tell you when you're done, just keep going.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like the the cheese at all. Keep I'll
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  Speaker 1: say when we just we just wather tonight for Hayes
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  Speaker 1: where you wanted to go there, Like see when keep
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: when they look at you like they're expecting me done,
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  Speaker 1: like they have that eye contact with you, like it
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  Speaker 1: won't come out great on audio, but yeah, come on,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: he's still going like say when I will, I'll say,
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: I'll say that word. What was that was the league?
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Well they went to the restaurant and Rotson was just like, yeah,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: keep it, pepper, it's ready because he wanted them to
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: believe the pepper taker on the table. No, I know
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: how much cheese. I'm not a big cheese fan. I
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: like some I big fan. Yeah, I'm not like you,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean I like cheese, but I don't like
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  Speaker 1: eat just cheese, just cheese. You sen down with a
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: bag of cheese, like grated cheese and just eat cheese.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: That's the worst. That's the worst way to eat cheese
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  Speaker 1: is a grated bag.
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather have a cut wedges off of it. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's say.
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  Speaker 1: A taco and I only have like three pieces of
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  Speaker 1: cheese on it. I'm going to find one of those
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  Speaker 1: pieces of cheese somewhere. I'm only gonna eat you. You're
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  Speaker 1: not You're never not going to spill shreaded cheese eating
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: just shredded cheese. But I love cheese, and I would
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  Speaker 1: I am not against just cutting wedges off of a
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: block of cheese, not a taco. When you get the shell,
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  Speaker 1: you put cheese on the bottle of the shell before
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: you put your meat in. No cheese is the first thing.
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  Speaker 1: Ie put your cheese in the bottom, then put your
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: meat in. Maybe and when your shell breaks, holds it
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  Speaker 1: together because it'll melt. Cheese goes first after the meeting. Nope,
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  Speaker 1: all right, and then on I'm moving on Number ten.
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  Speaker 1: Let listen then tomato to whole. Are we're getting off
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  Speaker 1: track here a lot? Yeah, that's right, that's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: Number ten on the overpriced things streaming services. But then
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  Speaker 1: you have to get premium on everything, so annoying. It
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: was supposed to get rid of cables. We have to
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  Speaker 1: pay for it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you want all the streaming service, you're paying
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  Speaker 2: more than you did.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: And you're like, well, it's only this a month. Yeah,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: when you add all thoselix your internet for your house
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: and you're like, Jesus Christ, I'm paying more than Camble. Now, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm paying well, I'm not afraid to say it. I'm
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: paying fifty bucks a months for my internet and then
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I'm paying two fifty a year for my fire steak.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: That's it. I did get my internet cheaper. I got
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  Speaker 1: that down to eighty. Well when I threatened to go
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: into them, When I threatened to go there, Mediacom brought
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  Speaker 1: me down. But still, I mean, then you take Netflix
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: and you take yeah, oh I have that. I have
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  Speaker 1: that thirty dollars thirty dollars fucking Hulu Disney Plus ESPM.
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  Speaker 1: I got to so I can watch. You don't want
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: to add that up because it gets gross. No, it
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: is gross. Now my Spotify premium accounty. Oh yeah, oh
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Yeah, Spotify premium. To be fair
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: with Spotify, though, if I didn't have that, i'd be
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I'd be paying way more in CDs and records every
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: month if you didn't have spot.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's that's a good You would listen to something else.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: That's a radio.
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  Speaker 2: You listen to another streaming app, like I heard.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what I mean. Well, maybe I don't pay
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I like any of those. I like. I like it too,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I love it was what I want. That's yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: one like any record at any moment. Yes, how I
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: heard or live by Live ads, whatever, I'm not listening
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: to that, I will pay a few few dollars more
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: for that might be Spotify. That's overpressed. I'm okay with
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I think Spotify Premium is worth every single I have
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Spotify to. Yeah, I'm I will. I mean, I have
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  Speaker 1: I Heart on my phone, but I'll have a sword
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: on that dude. Yeah, that's that. That that's one app
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  Speaker 1: that is not that's not expensive. I gotta be honest.
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  Speaker 1: I would get rid of all of my stream my
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: TV streaming before I got rid of spotif absolutely, I
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: could listen to music all the time, just fine, no problem.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah music is saying it's all over price but funder priced. Yes,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: but but that's one of the that's one of the best.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't even think of that, those screaming services because
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: you're so right, Like we all were like, cable, it's
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: too expensive. Now we now you're paying. Well, what I started,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: it was Netflix, they had everything because there was nine
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: or what was it seven bus and then we got
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: everything and then they started everything was leaving. Every other
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: place was like, or start you shop for a cable.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Now you'll be shot how cheap it is because no
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: one I wonder what no one has. I haven't shopped
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: for a cable in Nope. And I played eighty dollars
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: for freaking YouTube TV exactly, which is basically Bible.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I love it.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: It's never fucked up, never glitches, and you can to
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  Speaker 1: taste as much as you want. Yeah, it's it's on
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: all the I mean, it's the best screaming anyway my
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: number get yet. Yeah, we are almost twenty minutes. I
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  Speaker 1: love this. I love this.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Little Debbie Sacks, I wouldn't know. I don't eat those anymore.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I don't have to know. They used to be a quarter.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I have a skinny bitch now and I used to
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: go get a fucking brownie for a quarter. Now it's
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: almost two dollars for a brownie. That's ridiculous.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: What about omeal pie? That's almost two dollars, that's bullsh Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Used to every little wie was a seventy five cents,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: and I remember they were fifty three dollars. Sean said
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: he bottom one at Casey's and cherry PEPSI was three twelve. Oh,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: that's so bad. Get a you're a two liter, You
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: get a two les cheaper than the twenty. Yeah, Or
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: if I'm Fountain Pops away to go, Yeah, oscars are five.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: If you get that two for sixty of them, then
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: you jump on that and selci if I did the
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: same thing with some and I love my white monsters.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I love it. I have one tonight. I've been drinking
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: them with vodka. Yeah, since I quit drinking so much
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: beer and got sand and skinny and stuff anyway. Number
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: nine greeting cards, Oh yes, oh yeah, yeah. When need
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: to buy a card that it's five dollars, Dude, you're
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: getting a bargain at five dollars, then that thing better
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: pop up. And it's just saying, so those are nine. Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I tell you what. I will still go to dollars
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: generally by the ninety do it at all given time? Nobody,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: You look at it and you throw it away.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody. I do have cards I've saved.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I think my wife. I think my wife would be
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: pissed if she looked at the back of that card
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: and saw that it was fucking seven dollars. Yeah. She's like,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like that with flowers too, like they're
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: gonna die. Don't buy you flowers all the time. Like
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: she's practical, rarely get like flowers they did the other
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: day for Mother's Day. I do like to get no
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: for I like to get them still.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: My Mother's Day, Valentine's Anniversary.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. But if I was just
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: like randomly getting flowers, She's like, what my wife would say,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: what the hell did you spend thirty dollars or forty
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: dollars on. It is nice when you go. You just
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: like go to Hydee and they've got like a dozen
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: roses for six bucks. Right, Oh yeah, Like I always
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: get the like the the seasonal bk of mixed. Like
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: that better because they're all different. I haven't delivered work.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: That's the best, because I hate I always made fun
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: of the guys walking out of Hyde with their flower
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: What did you do? I can't do that. I always
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: deliver them. Drives around to different like I want her
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: to get flowers at working for the bottle workers and
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: see them. I have a good husband. Green Guards, Greening
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Guards absolutely my number nine death. Death it's expensive. Uh yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: you ever had somebody die? You know what your hoff
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: and costs? Oh yeah, for funeral services, just trying to
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: do it's always know, it's even worse now I've had
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: to pay for that for people. For somebody dying in
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: this country is quite expensive.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: When I died, just throw me in the trash. No,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: absolutely not. I'm stuffing you.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: That's riding in the corner of the room with high five.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: So I to the front door and high five my
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: best friend. If you're not wearing them off, you're gonna
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: be so happy with bankrupt because you want to be
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: fucking stuffed. You know you're not wrong. It would cost
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: a way to I don't care.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I still do it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Haveing a party? Yeah? Yeah better Yeah read no sadness,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: We're we have our playlist, hilarious, have a funeral playlist.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I know this has already been long, but I gotta
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Yesterday I went to and wait for
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: it was my sister in law's childhood best friend Dad. Okay,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: but we've known him too, Mike, hilarious, old guy live.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: My kids love him, everybody he's always been around. It's
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: one of Max's favorite dudes and really old guy, super
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: super great sense of humor. So we went to his
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: wake yesterday and he's wearing his shirt and it was
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: fucking hilarious. Yes, he took it to the funeral home
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago and said keep this until
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I passed away. You're putting me in this. So when
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: he passed away a couple of days ago, they asked
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: his daughter, who's our really good friend. Your dad gave
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: me this a couple of years ago, do you want
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: a minute? And she's like, oh, absolutely, So I go
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to the wake yesterday and I'm hugging Carrie and I'm
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: hugging her and everything, and she's like, witch, you go
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: up there and see my dad's shirt. It's hilarious.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: That shirt said.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I'm dying. No, it said creation, our cremation is my
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: last chance at a smoke can hot bod.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Fucking hilarious agreement after that. Yeah, and he planned it
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: a couple of years ago.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Just talking about death made me think of that. That's great.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: And if he knew this guy, he was hilarious all
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Like literally, you want to go to his house every
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Halloween and get candy because he'd be dressing some crazy costume.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: One time he was dresses a milk carton and it
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: said missing and it was his face sticking for in
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: that far. I'm like, just ship like that at like
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: seventy some years old. Some people being sad that I died.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I get that, but I don't want to be said.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And if there's any don't don't you read a Bible verse.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Don't you put any any of that crap at my funeral?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'll come back and haunt your ass. What
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: if I quote Samuel Jackson from Pulp Fiction that's okay
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: because I wasn't read and you know it was the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: low Yeah, movie quotes very much. Well, okay, please, the
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: more the better. That's where we live. That's how we Yeah, okay, anyway, death,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: that's that's expensive. M eight expansion packs for games. Yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: so if you buy a PlayStation game or buy a
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: card game, yep, oh, you have to buy expansion packs.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: You get the full experience, can't just by the game
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: you do. That's one hundred dollars more than if you
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: buy just the regular game. Just sign one cartridge you
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: put it in. That's yeah, it's done, or CD or whatever.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: And not being able to save your games. You can
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: keep playing where you're no, no, no, what's your dead?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: You're dead, start up from beginning. That's how Mario bros.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: You die after your three lives, and if you win,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: you need to play the whole game make it harder.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: They did too.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then if you die, yea, the Beatles are gone.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Again. That's right now, there are there were there was game.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: There was one game was an as an exception, and
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I want to see you beat Contra with three lives. Agree,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you can't be control three lines. You can't know, but
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: that is the best Nintendo game. Yeah, absolutely, I love Contra.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: That's that's side spie so hard. Yeah. Expansion pets ye,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: so enourage gainst humanity. That's exactly what I was just
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: thinking of.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: You buy like the box, like, oh, there's more boxes
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: with funnier.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Car once you l three or four times cars and
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: not as funny. That's where we're at. Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with all the every time you guys have come
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: over for a game night, I have a holy.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Box sweet so sweet about about the bigger blacker box bigger. Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: My number eight is printer ink. It's cheaper just to
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: buy a new printer, wouldn't No, don't print enough ship
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: at home. I print everything at work. Yeah, you run
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: an ink, it costs. It doesn't cost as much to
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: go buy a new printer full of ink. I don't
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: understand that because they know it's a paneast to get
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: your printer hooked up to your computer or your phones
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: all that shit. It fucking sucks. I hate trying to
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: hook a printer up. They don't make it easy because
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: they know. No, they say it's super easy. It's not
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: even box quickly, No, it's not. I'm sure it isn't
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: installing it super easy? Sure, I'm plugging, plugging the wall. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: it isn't.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Sure, yep, I guess that.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's frustrating. Yep, you got that's what you got?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: A list school pictures. Oh that's a good one. No
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: ass pictures, assholes? Yes, Like, so you're forcing my kid
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to make take a think take a picture at school?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: It's a dress up all this ship. Sure it doesn't whatever,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: but still you want to ever see these pictures? The
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: only way to see them is by paying a shipload
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: of money for them, because you can't view them anywhere
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: else until you buy it, because I know you'll just
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: download it and printout yourself. Yes. Yeah, like sports pictures
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: or any of that stuff is so expensive being pictures
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: in general, it's terrible photographers. You're all a bunch of ripoffs.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, they have to make theirs. Sure, I'm sure, because,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: like you said, printer's crazy. But I get it. But
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: god dang, you're right that stuff is expensive. Moral lesstory
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and everyone's horror. Yep, money grubbing hornes. I don't blame them,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I nember well we have seven sure razors yep, Oh
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: my gosh, did they were dude. Yeah, it was like, yeah,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: a little the cartridges. Yeah, I buy those those three dollars.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: It was great.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Sometimes t is a gold mine.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes it sucks about twelveir of some glasses.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: For a dollar. You have a small face. I can't
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: worrying they I lose them. Great, I'm down down, not
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: even a quarter. I want to get LASIX so I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: can start wearing sungences again. I have a pair, and
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you think I ever remember to taking more? I'm millain.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Live in your car where your glasses just changed? The
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: sunglasses when you're out fucking way, I don't Why would you?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: You don't even notice.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: You don't even notice it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: The people looking at you that notice it. I get it.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I'm under I know if I weren't, if I had
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: to work classes first, I don't know. Yeah for sure,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: because then you wouldn't forget your sunglasses. Oh wow, I
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: don't even notice. I don't know. I just think i'd
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: need to get laced. I can fix my eyes, not
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to worse glasses anymore. Don't be old, aren't they're they're bad,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: but they're not that that's something you cannot Yeah, stop
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you tell me your eyes are perfect? Still? What are
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: you mean to read?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, they are good.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm forty seven years old.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I got great vision. It's only gonna last.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I had it for three years. We did our we
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: did our list a few years ago about things were
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: thankful for and like, I'm forty seven years old, I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: have all my hair and I haven't been a good visions. Yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I can't hear her the ship all my hair vision.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: My vision went from top gun pilot too. Can't see
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: my hand in front of my face in about a year.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: So my dad said, never ever even thought about eating classes.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Now I can't see And I thought. I was like, oh,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: mine's getting a little bad. And then I went and
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I got the test, and I went, I put the
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: glasses on it. We were driving home and I went,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I was blind. She's like, you've been
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: driving us everywhere, like I know, like this is bad
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: her name? Yeah, yeah, all right, another list here a list, yeah,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: a list? All right, who should we do? Let's do
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: that from Miami cigarettes? Okay, wild Turkey back on alcohol.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: So this guy's we're gonna picture this guy seafood. Where
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: does he live in Florida? Yeah, yeah, fast food yep. Two, yep, okay,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I like this knock off. Yeah, blumbers back guys, ridiculous.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Not your bottle of water. Yeah, I get that for
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: free at work. Drugs yep. Yeah, so he's so he confirmed. Alright,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: fokers are more expensive? Was that the whole list? It?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: All right? Cassie Johnson? The list? All right? Where's she from? Uh? Sir?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Black falls are okay? Uh? Pretending storage totes? Yeah all right,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you need him? Yeah, absolutely, you sure do. And you
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: never have enough Christmas in my like six and we're like, oh,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna use these, and they're all full and no,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: it doesn't take long at all toothbrushers. And for what
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: reason we're gonna say this We can look back on
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: later and figure out that we need don't eat the No,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: we're gonna save it until we decided to throw it
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: away ten years. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm trying to
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: tell my wife so much coats, coast coats and then empty.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: She wants to save some of the kids toys. I'm like, okay,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: for what and then I want to grandkids? I think
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: is plenty to say, yeah, we we just cleaned out
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Max's we saved like all of this toy story toys,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: and we say a couple other like things. But I
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: told her, I was like, no, that's garbage, garbage gulf.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: You haven't used it in a year.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Give it, held it in your hand. That's my entire closet. Yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of clothes.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. My wife literally told me the other night.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: She's like, I cannot put any more clothes away for you.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: So we have this bench at the end of our
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: bed and it's literally stacked with my clothes. That's bad
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: when if you know my wife, that's really bad because
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: my wife has a lot of clothes too. I gotta
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: do something urge, I don't too big. Yeah, there were
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: nine tooth brushes.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: It's one of those things that I never buy my
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: tooth brush, Like go back, am I today? We need
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: that's yeah. Underwear, sure, I agree that that's too much.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not a good pack at Marshalls my wife and socks. Yeah, no,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I buy my own underwear. I'm not know because I want.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what she's going to get the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: right I don't even know what size. She's not one
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: and I need to do.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I am very thankful, Like.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Here you go, I said, ain't nobody gonna see him
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: with me. She's one of those most waters. So she's like,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you need me. She knows that my boxing. That's like,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I don't care what I wear. I think Tommy will figure.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I get a letter, do this. That's why
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I found it, marshals.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I don't even know you really don't people.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I just want my underwear. You try it on underwear
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: socks I want. I have never bought my own underwear,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: and no very I'm very picky about that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: She's just like, I got rid of all your songs.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I like that. But it's again, it's no one's gonna
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: see it. I'm not I wanted to be comfortable. I
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: want to be pants. I have bought underwear and been like, nope,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: these aren't working for me.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: You never know, you dude, Oh my god, I haven't underwear.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: And it's I met my wife eleven years ago, either
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: twenty five years ago. You know me stuff I didn't like.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I just don't wear. I don't like those, I said,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: not my fan. Okay, so the next time you get
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: about these, that's but I like these. I don't like
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: the short bpace have to be a little long. Yep, yep,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: And she knows that like almost like compression shot. Yeah
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: that's why I now like, now I got the ones
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: with the ball bag and.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want that.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Anyway, absolutely fast flame t shirts. No, don't know, don't
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: work playing hair cut or color? Huh a haircut or
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a color you hair the hair? Yeah, I had no.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I really didn't know how much they paid for that
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: kind of ship. Sixty No, we're talking in the three digits. Yeah,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, holy fuck, yeah, it's too much. Actually, I've
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: been cutting my own hair for a million years. But
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: just yesterday I went to a barbershop in Coralville and
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I stopped at one first because it looked cool and
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: it was gonna be sixty five dollars, not even for
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: shampooter thing, just a haircut, and I was like, but
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: they were like, it's gonna be like two hours. I'm like, well,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't have as much time I was at work,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: So then I went to another barber shop and I
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: did get a haircut and it was only thirty But
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I hadn't actually paid for a haircut in like twenty years.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I always do myself. But now I'm growing, I have
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: hair and mullet all this bullshit. So I was like,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose all that, So I got
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a real haircut. So it was cringey even paying thirty dollars.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. You guys probably go to
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: a barber. I have a friends, like it's like fifteen, yeah,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: and we're pretty fortunate we have a hairstyles in the
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: family takes care of really. Yeah. They just they have
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a great clip file and they figure out, sure, here's
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: what I do that, here's that sports, here's what here's
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: what your last time? You do the same thing for ship.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: But you my beard, so that's usually tell them that's
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: like five bucks. Actually my beard. I never I never
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: make anybody do a line I can tell Yeah. Yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: anyway I go to day, I got like, is this
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: at least close to straight? Yeah, I'm going to give
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: you a beard trim one of these days, all right? Next?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Uh bottle of water? Sure, scissors again, teacher? So we
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: just have so yeah, that's what I guess. Weird either
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: we What do.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I mean where says we don't have a pair of sisters, like.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Four pairs they always disappear.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: What solp either my wife by is all that. I
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: wouldn't know if it's.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Expensive or not. Printer ink over that and throw pillows. Dude, Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: we change those out a lot because I sleep on
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the couch a lot. And it's not because I'm in trouble.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I just fall asleep watching Why are they expensive? I
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: don't know. Why are they because you can't use them
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to pillows.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I sleep on them all the time.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I don't have.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Eggs one out out. Can never sleep on the couch frequently.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: When I wake up two oclock in the morning, go
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: to bed every night.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I never do that. I do that everything. If I
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: get tired, I go to the go to bed. If
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I lay in bed and kick and tossing, if I'm
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: watching TV and I doze out, was like that, it's time. Yep,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I gotta start my night on the couch. Okay, we
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: have Nate Schmidt's list, Okay, number ten?
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Media Com Yeah, sure, yep, but we don't have many
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: choices in town here.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I'm on, baby, I know.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: But if you call media Com and tell me you're
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: about to go to I'm on.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Oh I tried. She didn't give me like she gave you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: They dropped my ship in half for two years. So
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: anyway firm yeah, health insurance printer ink. I didn't need
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: either movies eat or popcorn on cashows. They're so delicious, absolutely.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Not a little bit.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Oh I found these clusters. They're almonds to cons and
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: cashew clusters, and they're like caramelized together. Not at uh Sam's.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Oh are so good. I eat almonds and cashews mixed
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: with dried berries. Oh yeah, kind of suck, but it's
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: a nice sweet and salty snack when I'm yeah, okay,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: healthy guy, he's jerky.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ridiculously, that's way too expensive.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Ridiculous coming up meat yeah, period, seven dollars a pound
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: for burger to yourself. We bought an old trucks have
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: a cow or a quarter of a cow? Yep, therey
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: no'weve hundred bucks.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: For the quarter.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Who I don't know we guys walk up to the
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: podcast again. We lost our farmer he sold, so I
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: need I need a quarter. So this is about the
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: time of your red buy, so I need to talk
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to you about that, or I'll talk to your wife.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Old number three old trucks. Oh yeah, oh, I want
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: one too to pay number two new trucks trucks and
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: they're more than my hot they are absolutely well the
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: more than I paid where I was driving a try
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: gets like a twenty four back in twenty four and
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, what much this just for fun? Seventy
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: oh that was the base model of second that's like
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: not only sixty for my house when I bought it. Yeah,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I took. I paid seventy sixty nine for my mind.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, okay, and number one for na socks.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: We wouldn't know, but what expect they pay eighty one
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: or so? Okay, now, thank you?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now it's like, now my house is like one
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: hundred something. I'm almost pressed. Yeah, not oppressed, Oh Gray,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: it's not oppressed. That was oppressed. But I have so
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: many insurance arguments with these people, these homeowners about their
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: houses and with their words, it's a fucking home, and
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: how they how they wore because we told them like
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: real marketing, no real market value was it? I remember
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: the wording of it. Ask my wife, you guys real
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: estate loan every single day all day homeowners insurance. I
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: couldn't fucking remember with the basically the what it would
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: cost replacement value. That's if your house you wanted an
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: exactly the way you have it now and burn down
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: to the studs, how much would it cost to rebuild
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: the house exactly how you have it now, with costs
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: and materials.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: And so that's when you see the price.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: If you're on your homeown insurance policy, like two three
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars, like that's how your house is worth. That's
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: how much it would cost to build your house. But
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: now you can get two hundred thousand dollars your house,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: good fucking one. Because it's like everything is expensive, as
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: the theme of the podcast, you probably can't get too
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: fifty for any house now. Yeah, but you're not having
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: good insurance at that point because and your interest rates,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: like you're getting a start rate, all right, number where
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: we at I don't know, six yeah, six car registration fees.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you I have what people have struggled with
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: that Arnilla is a base rate. And while I don't know, uh,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I at least for my self personally, we always have
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: a car in the family that costs a lot. But
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: like my truck, if it's ten years old, it's a
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: flat so and my my fortunately, our car doesn't look
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: at but it's ten years old. I just about paying
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: the car that's yeah, twenty years old. It was. But
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: like my like my mom for just lives in Tennessee.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if it's fucking brand new or twenty
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: years old. It's left eighty five bucks one hundred and fifty.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: It's eighty five bucks. Ye see our art like two
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: of our cars are only fifty bucks. This is the
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: only one that costs me a little more. And I
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: think it's one. It feels like it's still because Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the reason it happen is because you have to have it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: It's a requirement.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I get that. That's a fantastic one. Yeah, that's especially
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: if you're living were required to have this. So we're
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: going to make you pay out of the ass for
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: every every year, Oh your car every year. Your car
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: is sixty thousand dollars, so you're gonna pay six hundred bucks. Yeah,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: it's super thicker. It's so extensive. Uh huh, that's what
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. But if you don't have it, you are
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: then you're taking especially if you party like we do
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: my own sticker. You luck, I bet youcken try. I
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: bet there's a dude. If you ever you've put those
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: stickers on, you're not fucking finding that paper. I would
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: never try. That's the stickiest fucking paper you're ever gonna find.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: That never comes off. I have stickers under my sticker
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: from like a brick on there. It's three D. Yeah,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: you make a puddy knife out there and gouge the
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: usually people like you should take a razor knife and
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: things feel it. It doesn't matter.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: You're not taking that sticker off. That thing has to
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: survive whether.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Ways. It's not coming off. You can ruin somebody. Sticker
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: is still going to be one mimber stick some more. Diamonds.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: They are not precious. They are not. There are tons
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: of them, tons. They're not rare. It is a scam.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: There are way more gems and ship that are way
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: more precious and better than diamonds. It's a fucking scam.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I hate it. It's I did buy was really a scam.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, because they're not they're not rare.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: They're everywhere. They have so many diamond it's for the
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: chick that you're with. But but they but they But
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: that's the thing I agree she's saying. She's worth. Is
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: the gem really a scam if the one and only
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: likes them? But you dropped the question and go, here's
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: an emerald. Great, the emerald is a better one than
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: a diamond. But I understand why wear a green? See,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: you're not letting me get here. I understand the women
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: want the diamonds, but they've been that's the that's the worst,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: that's why they're worth. But they've been told to want
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: the diamond because diamond sellers want to sell the diamonds.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Emeralds are more precious, more expensive, they're better at rubies,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: all these other things are better than diamonds, they're more rare, everything.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: But they've been brought up since they were kids to
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: want the diamond. You want the diamond, Gotta get the diamond. Diamond, diamond, diamond, diamond, diamond.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: That's why they want the diamonds, not because they're better,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: not because I And that's why they're more expensive. I
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: just think the value of the person that I'm giving
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: it to. I understand buying the person. You want to
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: buy what they want, but they want it because they're
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: being told to want it. I get it, not because
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: it's the best. They're not And those are even worse.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because the problem more valuable, because because
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: the little children get them up. You know, I just
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: think they're they're far too fair enough.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I never would have thought of that, but they are.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Actually you have a point sure.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Number five.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Another thing we need, but they're way too expensive. Whinshill wipers,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, and using I don't think they as long
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: as they used to.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: They don't, absolutely not, because I feel like I just
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: bought him and already going to snowstorm that they fucking
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: freeze here windshields and then done.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: You guys, we'll get new ones at that point.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: You can put them on the week before they're fucked agreed,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't It doesn't matter. I mean the brand
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: you buy, like, yeah, there's better ones than it, don't
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. You get the rain axe, you
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: can get the what about the rain at there's still
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: they're still you know, there's still one good freeze in
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: your screwed.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: You're living in the Midwest.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: You get that line across your window right every Yeah,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: when's your vipers? It's a good one. I like that.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: My next one is beef jerky. Yeah, any dollars for
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: a bag of beef jerky and it's not even a bag.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: It's like it's one little are you shitting me? Like
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I can eat three times that's amount of jurkey. Yeah, dollars.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: They eat the jerkey and I watch so much. That's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: why you gotta buy that. One guy's jerky from Australia. Oh,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: we got from Apex. A ton of people though it
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: is my tastes pretty good, pretty good. He's got that
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: special salt brine hangs them in a cave. I don't
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: know that people. I just want to put chemical brothers.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Put chemical brothers out and eat beef jerkeyyway. Yeah, that's
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: my that's my next one. Yeah, what's wedding invitations? People
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: just throw away that no one's ever gonna hang on
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: come to my wedding. Fine, I will, but they're gonna
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: send you this fancy paper. It might be on the
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: fridge for a while to remind myself that I'll have
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: a wedding to But there's all fancy, the nice writing.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: It's on a thick card usually yeah, and you know
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: what like but they also we were that we've been
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: married a long time now. But like nowadays you could
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: just send out a group message.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Here's there's an email with an evite.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take a picture of your guys yourselves looking cute,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you even want to and attach it to it and
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: then just set out a group text. But just you know,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: you know that thing is never gonna be saved set
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: by the couple. The couple probably will have that a
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: little scrap book forever. Yeah, it's just part of it.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: But you're so right.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: All that kind of ship party planning, ship in general
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: is just expensive.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: We're like, uh more like like the weddings are run
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: as a gift baskets or something like that that you
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: just leave at the table party favors.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: That's the word, figure out party favors.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: That union's get left behind anyway, because I don't give
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a ship about your fucking pencil with your name on it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: So you know, ye all that way too much. Yep,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. My next one Legos m hmm.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: You'll try to buy a box of Legos lately, a
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: set set?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want a set. I just want a
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: big Legos and that's what I want.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: CASTLE want specifically, one thing. I want the whole thing. Yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: that's all I had when I was set and I
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: want to tear it down, maybe build out Hogwarts after
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the castle grades, and it's gonna be colorful. Yeah, to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: look big and cool. Man. I remember when I was,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: like I was a kid. I was My uncle was
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: just a couple of years older than me, and he
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: had sets I couldn't touch. And then he had a
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: big cardboard box was just random that I can play
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: with all the time. And I never even fucking thought
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: about one one of his sets. No, No, you just
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: want to play with the build whatever you want. Built
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: that way better than reading. That is so much fun.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: It's usually tower Yeah. Oh yeah, knocking down. Want to
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: build it again? Oh my god, I love That's what
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I had with is a very good one. Yeah, that's
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: a very Legos are even and I will say this
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: goes back to the garage cell thing, trying to buy
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: even just a random bag of Legos and a garage
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: sale really, but people want so much for that because
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: they know how much Legos costs, and that even just
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: a random bag of Legos is ten dollars, like it's crazy.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Legos are awesome too, Yeah, they are awesome, perfect, They're
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: so cool, but they're so expensive, all right, mony what
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: do we got electricity, literal it's a literal necessity, and
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: we're charged out rage. I agree it's too much. Yep.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Car nine cars, No way, any vehicle's worth or cost
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: anywhere near thirty five thousand or more. Oh, come on,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I mean some are, but yeah, some of them. They're
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: over to your diamond. It's overtime back to your diamond thing.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: That's what we're told there. Yeah, exactly, that's what we're told.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Where they're not. Why why do we think they're worth
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: that much? In other countries?
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Everything else? They don't last, Like, no, they could, they could.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You had technology at twenty twenty six, they could come
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: up with a tire that doesn't fucking go flat ever.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: But they God, yes, but they so they do, and
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: it'll have it the worst fucking moment of your life.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: You're running late or it's rainy. Do you ever get
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: a flat tire in a perfect day? And it's.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: You get a flat tire when it's snowy out or
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: you're running like yep, always like motherfucker and you swear
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: and you punch something yep.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: For no reason. Okay, there were eight condoms. If you
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: want humans to practice safe sex, why aren't they free everywhere. Agreed.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I mean that point. I don't know how much they
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: cost anymore. I wouldn't.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Fucking snip that ship.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: God, I love her first half of my marriage trying
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: to have baby.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I have to try not to.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: That's right. Thank you Martin Wolf for taking care of
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: that' right me too. Number seven women, why why are
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you shopping for so much crap? You're never gonna use
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: a say a louder for the people? How that package? You?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Good day? Because I get at least two or three
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I do too, but honesty most of my mind. Number
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: six housing again, the necessity, Why the f you? Why
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: the yeah, that's what he said. Why the f okay?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Number five the cost of our alleged freedom, huh okay?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: For sports equipment across the board, from baseball to bow
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: and arrow, baseball especially, Yeah, it got real effensitive fast gloves. Well,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm learning that because my son hasn't played baseball,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: doesn't need to be five years because he wants to
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: play baseball. They're not They're not going to help you
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: swing up that better, whether you have a bolt on
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: your fucking glove or whether you don't wear batting gloves.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Your swing's a swing yep. Absolutely bottom line, Yeah, bottom line.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I spent over five hundred dollars to get my kid
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: to play baseball this year. Those Walmart gloves, if you
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: need to wear batting gloves, they'll be just fine. Other
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: than those fucking seventy five and nine dollars go bad
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: and gloves, you bet absolutely. There are three plumbers. I
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: think that one six hundred bucks was to get out
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: of the truck. Yeah, guys, they're gonna have to come
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: back again. They'll never get right. The first cent, I
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: don't charge the second, that's good. Two dude wipes, a
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: dumbass by baby wipes through the fourth the cost that
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: accomplished the same. Well, I've never bought dude wipes, but
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I get it by baby wipes I have, Yeah, I
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: gotta I have some of my truck. I think of
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: baby wipe text to all the time every time. Yeah,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I was like carrying baby wipes in my pocket with
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: me if I'm somewhere else. Yeah, we'll start doing that.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: But make a trail size ones.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I mean, just a trail size. Yeah,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you're gonna wipe the toilet paper and then I need
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: have those in my trunk, just a couple of case my.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Work truck A wipe or two at the I have
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: a sharp attack at the worst time, the time.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Oh god, oh again.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I was never going to be a good work out
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: of a vehicle, you know, like, this is the nicest
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: bout that ever see ship.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: No, No, it's I'm watching TV randomly on a Saturday afternoon,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: nothing going on, don't have to poop. Then I met
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: with somebody's house nowhere near a gas station. I'm like, yeah, absolutely,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: i gotta go after apart. I'll be right back. Okay.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: So we were at the during our planning of our wedding.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: We were meeting with the wedding cake makers whatever they
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: call that bakers, but as a family friend, we know them.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: They made their wedding cake cakes. We're sitting there meeting
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: with them. I had never met these people. I don't
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: know who they were, but my stomach at that moment said,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: you have diarrhea right now, and you have to poop
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: right now, because everyone knows when you have the runs.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: There's no waiting.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to find something. I'm my pants or
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: I'm shooting somewhere. I don't know, so I was like, Okay,
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: here's your restaurant. I apologized to I went in there
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: and I thought it was just be quick. I blew
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: that fucker up. I mean's like, what took so long?
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I'm sorry, but I really had
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: to go to the bathroom. And then number one, I'll
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: read mony is number one. Thanks Mom, thanks moan.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I'm right now. I agree with that. Yeah, water, that's ridiculous.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: The Fathers, the fall, beef yep. Potato chips you don't get,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: but you don't get many with it. The same with
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the be for air air ye. Cars, yes, levies sure,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: yeah they are expensive. Yeah.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Sunglasses, yes, you know they don't have to they don't
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: have to be yeah, yes, very.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I remember you could buy how you used have deals
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: like five for ten twelve packs or three for nine.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Now you won twelve pas like eight dollars, and it's ridiculous.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Cell Phones.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: It's a musk, but like the phone itself, but if
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: you wait, if you wait long enough, though usually it's
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: not cell phone.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Service. I waited out to get an
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: upgrade and then I don't pay Tree services yes, yep.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: And cancer concerts tickets yep. One hundred percent. That's that
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: should be number.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: He's on it. That was a great one, one, number two,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: three three. Healthy food. You want to eat healthy, you
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: go to that little aisle there, and you got to
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: pay for it. I'm gonna say right now, as a
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: guy that's been eating nothing but healthy for like four
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and a half months, it doesn't have to be if
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: you're smart. I'm not smart. So like, for instance, okay,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: just for a small instance, like lunch during the day. Okay,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I used to I drive my service vehicle for a living,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: so it's very very all over the Quad Cities.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: It was very easy to eat out of a window
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: or spend that's seventeen.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: Dollars on a fucking meal, right, But I can put
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: a dollar nineteen pack of tai chili tuna in my
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: lunch box and a p a small portion size of
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: cottage cheese and.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: You know, a couple chunks of bell pepper and make
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: me like a tuna salad sandwich out of that for
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: next to nothing, And that couldn't be any healthier. I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: literally took like two.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Hundred calories in for lunch.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: So with time, you can find cheap ways to eat
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: pretty healthy because all you really have to eat is
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: just whole foods. It can be that eighty twenty burger,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: but put it with white rice and a cup of
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: broccoli and there you go. You have bulk meal for
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: three bucks. I'm just saying you go to the let's say,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: for example, you go to their healthy sections. Yeah, no,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: that is fucking scamm Yeah exactly, because most of that's
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: just full of addedives anyway. But if you figure out
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: how to eat whole foods, healthy vegetables, fruits and vegetables
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: and potatoes and meat, and as long as you can,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you can't run it underwater and change the way it looks.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: It's probably pretty healthy to put your body. So yes,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: and no, there you're completely right. But you don't have
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: to eat like that.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: You don't have to eat healthy and spend a lot
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: of money. Yeah yeah, stuff yep. And I like sweets.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: I do what my number three concert merch yep, that's ridiculous.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: T shirts and sweatshirts have gotten out of hand, but
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: because at least forty at least, but because of our
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: premium Spotify and our ihearts, I know that's the only
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: way those bands make money. And I and the last
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: time did a concert last week and the T shirts
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: for forty bucks, and I bought one. I'm happy I
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: did because I support because that T shirt supports the
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: band more than the concert ticket does. Having friends that
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: are insign bands, yeah, they say the only way they
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: make money, and so yeah, so I try to buy
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: some merch but yeah, and smaller shows, especially like the
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: rust Belt forty I'll buy a shirt before this. You're
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: so right, though it's ridiculouah, but but like the sweatshre
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: ninety dollars, I'm not doing. And not only that, God,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: they need to do a better job of figuring out
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: how to fucking funnel the cattle through the line, because
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: you could spend the entire show standing on one goddamn shirt.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah that that pisses me. On price, yeah,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I pissed me. I'm off more than the price more
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: than one person to take a merch table, man, especially
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: if you're a bigger band or you know, if you've
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: got a line, get some people, work four people. Yeah
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: all you you you you like, have a table? What
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you have?
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: Goddamn boxes of shirts back there make more than one
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: fucking merch table. Yeah, or yeah, there's but yeah, it's
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: but at the same time, you want it's almost shop
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: and local.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you want to I want to support
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: the bands. I mean, I'm there to see them because
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I get I want them to keep it. But so
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I want to support them because I charge six T shirt. Yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: but I would like, we would like if you go
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: to a big band like at the like in August,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be seventy five minutes shirt. Yeah. Yeah, we
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: want to go.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: That's yeah, you go touch a shirt for under sixty.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too much. I'm not five six, which I
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: got off freaking Amazon the same event.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so what you know, it's it's it's a it's
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: a shitty system that is very shitty because I want
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: to support the VANDOUGH like I really do, but they're
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: making it completely get it. You know, I don't have
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: That's a very very good one on your list because
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: it's ridiculous they charge.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Number two is very similar. It's concessions at set events.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is my next one. Sessions event sessions,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: whether it's a baseball game or whether it's Ye, you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: already paint a ticket, so I have to get something
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: in my hand to show you a sixty.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Dollars ticket and then sixteen dollars beers.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to get to go to watch a baseball game
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: or a concert or a play, doesn't matter. I'm already
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: here in the building, so you already have the money
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: that I'm already here. Now you want more of my
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: money so I can get a bottle of water just
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: to hydrate. Ridiculous amount of money. Yeah, that is a
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: little money. It's it's fifteen dollars a bottle of water. Yeah,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: if you go to a big event, a big event, yeah,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: even even like Brileyfield is I think for a bottle
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: of DESIGNI it's eight or nine eight or nine yea,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: even just going to even in town. Okay, lumber Kings games,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: love them. I want to go to more. If I'm
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: taking me and my wife my two kids, it's thirty
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: something ptictions. No, just for tickets. I'll get in.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, why are you paying? I don't know why
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: am I paying.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: You didn't tell me your comment out, You never tell
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: me you're coming. You show anyway, thirty something for tickets
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: to get in. Then even if I have two or
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: three drinks each, that's fifty bucks for me and day.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I got to have tickets. Then there's the kids want food,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: us to eat. I mean, you spend one hundred fifty
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: dollars and just to go to a lumber Kings game anymore,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: and even if you even if you get the tickets. Yeah,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: that's what thirty. That's the part.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Concessions is the expensive part, and that's how they make
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: their money.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: It is, and I get there. But they also have
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: really good drink specials soon to do and I have
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: a big old beers for next to nothing, but I'm
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: going I'm gonna pay it. I'm not. That's why they can't.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Well, that's our entertainment.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Bro, we don't do that. I also would rather pay
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: the lumber Kings the money to go to their game
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: and to go to Chicago and pay which I love
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: the Cubs and I love Brisleyfield, but come on, fifteen
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: seventeen dollars a beer is just yeah, that's criminal. They
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: have under money and money you can make it make
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: it more affordable. Yes, it's I'd rather I will one
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: hundred percent go and pay the lomber Kings money. I'm not.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not not. No, you're right though, concessions, But that
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: was just an example.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: But where they get yet and go to the mark God,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: go to a storm game, Iowa basketball game.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know so much all their concessions now that
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: you can drink there. Yeah, I'm not calling out. I'm
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: not calling out an specific every across the board too
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: much concessions and events, all events. Although I do like
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: those big venues how they have, like the self serve lines,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: those are just like how much in my card? Are
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: you reading right now? I don't know. You know, the
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: airports lately can go in and you buy and then
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: you just put your card walk out. You don't even
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: have the scan show anymore. They have cameras, so I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: don't like that. I don't know. I don't like.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: You're paying for convenience, okay, and we're not the ones
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: trying to the system.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there are the ones that are. Yeah, anyway to
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: you said that was yours concessions events and said I
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: got too luxury air codes and we can see my
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: luxury candles candles just candles, so celeberty, celebrity candles or
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: celebrity booze. I didn't get any candles because.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: But it's it's a candle.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Now you don't have to burn him anymore. You get those.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: You can't get the warmers yet. You're right, that's what
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: we have. No candles strawberry. I don't give a if
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: it was Taylor's strawberry, or if it's Yankee candle shrubbery,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: or if it's the Walmart brand candle strawberry strawberry strawberry,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: you would think it is. You're paying for the name
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: at that point. Yeah. Agree, And that's a fair I
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: would never would have fun that would have been on
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: your list. But it's a good one.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: It's right, deliverary fee plus tip fee plus service fee.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna do something, then.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have the door dash delivery fee and then
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: tip on top and then you know a service fee.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Yepkay, Yeah, I had I had done all right, I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: only got I went to town and stopped right there.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I could have had more this one. I believe you
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: well understand. Don't want I want to go no, go ahead.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Flash pants is oh god, yes, the tears flash pantses
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: and I understand wanted to buy a flash pants I
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: get it. I buy it too. Yeah, I buy the
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: lowest fucking tier. Yeah, absolutely, because it's stupid to have
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: to pay for something that you'll get at the top tier.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: You're you're what are you waiting two extra minutes? Yeah,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: because and you have to you have to pick times
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: that you're gonna go to these rides really yeah, terrible.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Now you have to like, oh, I'm gonna be at
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: this ride at eleven thirty. So if you're lying for
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: one and no, you really have to do yeah, you
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: do not. You have to pick for only well no, no, no,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: for certain rides. I think there's two, and there's two
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: that like the ones that are the most popular you
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: have to take. Yeah, I think Raging Bowl might be
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: one of them. And then that Wrath shots up. It's great,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: don't get it wrong. That's the six lights. They're all fun.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: I just want to keep that flash pass.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I think I've never bought one. No, no, I never.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Every time we went last year to we went two
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: days to Frightfast, which, by the way, Frankfast sucks. Now
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: they have gutted that thing. It is nothing. It's worthless.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Just so way, those sorry six flags, it used to
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: be awesome. It's terrible now. But we went like, if
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: you but Frankfaest doesn't start till six o'clock, so if
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: you go at opening till six there's hardly nobody there.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: You can ride everything. It's great. Yeah, six block hits,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: everybody shows up and then the rides are super long,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: which we found that out. Yep. Yeah, I agree though.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: My number one different tiers of flash packs. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: it's real stupid. Yeah, agreed. My number one are the
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: baseball bats. Yeah, after sporting, Yeah, any sporting. It's all
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: too expensive.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: For what though I don't baseball, there's no way that
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: back three dollars and baseball know what.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I'm just getting into this because of my son and
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: literally this year for him to play baseball it cost
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: me probably six hundred dollars.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because because he hasn't played in five years.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the cleats, bags, helmet, helmet like an elbow pads.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Well I didn't get all that ship, but he's got
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: bare but and uh baseball pants and then baseball. It's
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: more than gear. Yeah, it's the gear. It's all the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: gear that is three hundred dollars high fire, Matt, Thank
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: god I got his BP bat and hit.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably the same amount with with the fucking old
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: school black magic.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What's funny is is actually took one to a
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: practice though you can't use that because it's not approved.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Well ship, yeah, I know. I was like, well ship,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: come on, there would be approved bats and those old
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: ones aren't approved anymore and want you pay because they're
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: too hot, because they're those bats are brought in because
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: those bats are better than the new because they're broken in.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's why.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Well, and they're better, they just are because what I
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: read it was, I think it was either five hundred
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: to two thousand swings or hits before a bat is
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: even ready. It depends on the bat these days. Yes,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Like I watched the Rose videos, the man did I
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: come off the off the rack and be ready to go.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: It's just not how it works.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: You can't go buy one and go play a game
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: like Ready to Have You guys.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Will swings on it and break it in. Although some
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: of them these days you swing too many times you're
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: breaking the bats that you can break a better back.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I don't know, but I don't know
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: the difference between breaking one ind and using it too much. Yeah,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: And everybody was telling me I got Max Hype Fire
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Drop eight, right, Oh, you don't want to be using
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: that dur VP, which an eight years because but no,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I might, so I gotta go spend more money on
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: another fucking bat. Max is a good He's not big
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: enough enough to break that bad So.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I got really lucky.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: You gave me well, and then my boss at work
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: his he's richest, fucking his boys had a bunch of bats.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: It was, uh wants that I suck it. The brand names.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like a murder.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he gave me two Maruccis mats to use a practice.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: He's here here you can use. You don't want to
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: wear out his hype fire. I'm like, I spent three
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: and fifty bucks on the motherfucker.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I wanted to wear it. Yeah, he's not gonna break that.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna wear it. Yeah, he hits a few
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: times of practice. That takes. You have to You have
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: to hit a hard, like hard, like a grown up
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: type hitting to break the well regardless you want. You
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: wanted two bats in his bags to hang his fucking
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: cleats from exactly exactly, that's exactly what are you this? Yeah,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: his backpack bag he has is from when he was
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: in first grade, and it's a pretty small it's little
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Franklin bag. So he's used in it. He's using an
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Eastern Duffel bag right now.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: I got him from fucking good.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: No, I'm like, you want to carry two bats and
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: you want to carry all this bullshit and he's lugging this.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: It's like he's conducting practiced right. He's got like ten
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: baseballs in there, and my son's just lugging this.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm sorry, bro, that's dude.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't even have a bag when I when I
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: was literally I brought my bat on my shoulder and
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: my glove in my hand. You we you wear your cleats.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: You have to wear sandals first and then.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Tracks of your birks. And I didn't know what good
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: instead of actually playing goods exactly exactly what bag right there?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: It's all about the look and it is playing for
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: the fucking party animal party, animals? Or does he play
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: for a little league? And bag? And I hate to
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: sound like old man. Back in the day, we never
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: used the words drop, do you drop anything? Don't know
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: what I was until I played him drop. I just, oh,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: it's thirty three thirty. I didn't know what that was.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: That's thirty three length, thirty outs. Let's drop three, Let's
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: drop three yeah, you know that now I do. I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: didn't know that until I started watching that. Yeah, like
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get back some bat. What the fuck's that? Dropping?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Dropped? Man, I don't get it. Oh it's so minus
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: the wait, such a ripoff?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: What anyway?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Anyway, that price basically the moral of the story.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Everything. Let's get let's get to our our final four
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Pineal four. We got the Beatles versus the Food Fighters, Meatles.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: If Beal's sake it, Meatles took it, of course, and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: I did decided Foo Fighters the little run there it was,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: it was, but Beatles take it. Then a CDC Metallica,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: it was close. One vote. That's Bullship one volta one
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: thousand is fine. They are fine. They are fine. But
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: their songs are all the same three chords. It's the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: same thing. But yeah, so now we got the finals,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Beatles versus Metallica. That's this is gonna This is gonna
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: show who votes? Yeah, owner, older, younger, older, younger. That's
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: what it is. Can I vote more than one older
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: or older verse slightly younger than older? Yeah for a while,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So it's the old people
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: versus the not quite eighty two. The old we're the
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: night quite as old the old people. Well, you know
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: what's really fucked, We're not quite as old as the
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: old people, but we're I think we're in the Metallica
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: vouting range really is not that much older than Metallica.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Really really not know. Here's what it is. Two generations
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: of you know the Facebook, because that's the older cross
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: the older crowd. Yeah, people that we talked to and
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: we asked these questions and be like, well, we'll see.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sway vote. It's gonna depend on
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: who we ask. I asked everybody mother day. I was
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: gonna start out because this is an easy one. I
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: was like to be beat Okay, you know what, are
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: you gonna listen to the window of the drive through
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: ask them? You could ask people why are you working?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a boat. Just keep on your phone,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: let us know, keep it on your notepad. I know,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: will I will do that because I want Metallica to
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: win so bad.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: We're not. I'm not saying swaying, but I'm gonna ask
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: enough people. You can't.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Say that. You know what, You could ask the beep
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: and you might get more beatles. Than you do. You
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: don't know too, shame ask you never know. You never know. Anyway,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: next week, Uh, what were we doing? We are doing
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: the worst ways to become famous. Yep, and I mean
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: get descriptive, get super weird. We got really weird before
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: the podcast, just trying to figure out that the podcast
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: we got.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Basically, you get your dick caught in anything. That's a
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: really weird way to get famous.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: But that's so we really need number one. That's number one.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Any mail that's gonna put in a list that should
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: be your number one, absolutely getting your dick stuck in
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: that So you basically want from you people, if you're
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: number one, you know what you're It comes after that,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: what you get your dick stuck in? We already know
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: that ours is that that would get you famous in
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: a bad way, which what's okay? So it can't be
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: something mundane because that's not getting a favorite. Wait, it's
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: got to be something public, like like you're dick stuck
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: in a Kardashian Yeah, famous or that's not a bad
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: way to the liberty bell. You know. It's gotta be
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: something statue, Yeah, something that's gonna get you like you're
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: not gonna get it from a like you're trying to
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: be flying back. You're not doing it now. There's too
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: many people. Too many people do that. They already believe me.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Every day guys are getting them stuck in everything I.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Don't get other ways. Also some other stuff.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: You know. So no, just so you guys know, this
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: isn't a podcast. The next one is not not the
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: top ten ways to get some things. I mean that's
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: a future episode. That's a good one. But that's your list.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: I'm okay with it. I could think of other things.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: Ate Schmid's gonna have a list of ten things. Yeah,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 8: the basement stuck in? Yeah, things I found on my
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 8: basement was his girlfriends fish. Basically, it's just suck if
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: it was a shitty old like your baby, Nate. We
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: need to know this story, man, Come on, we're getting
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 8: them on right, but waiting for a while. I've been
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 8: waiting a while. Tell your story.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Let'st fantastic. We'll just episode. I just want to tell
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: his story.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: You need to have I actually hear the story of
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: your story about how you got locked. It might be
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: very disappointed, Yeah, we might be, and we just want it. No,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: we're all right, Thanks for listening. If you can lasted
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: this long, Yeah, good for you. Beatles are Metallica. Worst
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: way is to become famous, not just what you got
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: your nick stuck in. That's number one.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Well then through two Josh's mom will not be.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Participating in the list. She got her neck stuck. Well,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: and that's the thing I'm hoping fifty listening. We're not
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: asking you. Isn't that a problem?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: We're not asking It's just wait, people could become Yeah.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: How you I mean, Jesus like, there's there's tons of them.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I see it every day on TikTok. Yeah, just yeah,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: really you have that many views for eating a frozen pizza? Exactly?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, So what are the
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: worst ways? Yeah, one of the dumbest ones exactly. All right,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: thanks listening, Like share, subscribe to all that stuff. Love,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: bye bye,