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Prank 12 Oct 2026 · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: On KFM Mornings. Good morning and hello, welcome to Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. Hello, rise and shine.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, 12 October, those roads are packed out there, eh?
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  Speaker 2: And the N1 is open for business.
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  Speaker 1: Mmm.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, dramatic scenes over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: What happened there, a truck hit a bridge or something?
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  Speaker 2: A pedestrian bridge, yes. Yes, that's exactly what happened. But
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  Speaker 2: well done to the city. I know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I felt like it was fear mongering from yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I didn't sleep not knowing I was going
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  Speaker 3: to come into town. And it looks as if absolutely
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  Speaker 3: nothing took place.
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  Speaker 2: What a quick response.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Because everyone went to bed thinking, oh, I've got a
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  Speaker 4: dream up alternative room.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to take longer to get to wherever I'm going.
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  Speaker 4: But it seems as though now everything is back on track.
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  Speaker 2: Well done, team.
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  Speaker 1: Well done. Incredible. I thought, you know what, the city
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  Speaker 1: is very safe and, you know, it might take a
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  Speaker 1: couple days for everybody to inspect that bridge. Because, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in Joburg, the bridge is falling down already. So it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter, you know, just drive, take a chance. No.
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  Speaker 1: You know? So fantastic stuff, really. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: No, the city's MAKO member, Rob Quintus, this morning had
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  Speaker 3: already said that The bridges, the bridge, it's a pedestrian bridge,
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  Speaker 3: so there's no cars going over it. But it is
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  Speaker 3: completely safe. They've done what they needed to do. And
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  Speaker 3: in the coming days, they will obviously fix it up
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  Speaker 3: in such a way that it aesthetically, it looks, you know, the.
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  Speaker 2: Way it should. But it is safe.
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  Speaker 3: People work, engineers and whatever, overnight and tip top.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, a round of applause.
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  Speaker 5: It really seems like we've got the best of the
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  Speaker 5: best on the job.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Right. It's like, but you see, the old bridges, they
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  Speaker 1: were built much better.
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  Speaker 5: Are we the uncles and the aunties who say now,
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  Speaker 5: they don't make things the way.
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  Speaker 2: They used to?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly right. It's fact.
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  Speaker 2: No, it is true.
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  Speaker 4: I was at the vinyl fair at the watershed, at
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  Speaker 4: the waterfront over the weekend. with fellow music lovers and
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  Speaker 4: that was the sentiment going through old records how music
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  Speaker 4: used to be made oh they don't make them like
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  Speaker 4: they used to the quality it's just not the same
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  Speaker 4: you go thrifting you touch that shirt they just don't
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  Speaker 4: make them this way.
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  Speaker 1: Anymore anything that was made back in the day compared
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  Speaker 1: to now there's a significant weight difference.
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  Speaker 2: Yes The weight test, eh? Yeah, exactly right.
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  Speaker 5: But not just the weight test, the amount of time
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  Speaker 5: it took to create the garment.
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  Speaker 2: Now everything is fast.
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  Speaker 5: And the quality isn't always, you know, make sure.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: This is before China made everything.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Not too much on China because they also
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  Speaker 2: make very good things as well.
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  Speaker 1: China make best, highest quality stuff. They do, absolutely. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: But they also make the lowest quality stuff too. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so let's start the show.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Sexy back here on KFM Mornings. Quarter after six. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so let's get your clue on for the 20K Pop
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  Speaker 1: Quiz brought to you by Suzuki.
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  Speaker 5: Would you like sport or desserts this morning?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, trifle.
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  Speaker 1: It can't be trifle again, the answer.
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  Speaker 2: Not yet. It's not that time yet, Darren.
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  Speaker 1: I know this time of year. Okay, let's go dessert.
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  Speaker 1: I'm interested, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, question number four this morning. Name the dessert made
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  Speaker 5: with meringue and topped with fruit.
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  Speaker 1: Is this a pavlova?
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  Speaker 2: You would be correct. Now, why is the pavlova in
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  Speaker 2: the pop quiz specifically? It just popped up. Okay. It
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  Speaker 2: just popped up. I was like, maybe you had a
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  Speaker 2: really good pavlova over the weekend, Shirley. I have been
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  Speaker 2: craving it, though.
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  Speaker 1: No, you know what's probably happened?
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  Speaker 2: But who makes a good pavlova?
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  Speaker 1: You know what's probably happened? She's gone and Googled now,
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  Speaker 1: because it's Christmas, truffle recipe. And then Google said, Are
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  Speaker 1: you sure? May I suggest a pavlova?
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  Speaker 4: It's too early for trifle slander, Darren. At least wait
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  Speaker 4: until the beginning of December.
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  Speaker 5: Or just stop and put some respect on the trifle.
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  Speaker 2: Because us trifle lovers are looking forward to the season.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Apologies.
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  Speaker 1: Apologies, as you were. Okay, so pavlova is your answer.
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  Speaker 1: You are lucky that there's not going to be a
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  Speaker 1: Monday Maths today. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: We would have been ready for you, though. You know.
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  Speaker 1: We've got finals exams for Monday Math starting soon.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you do that? That's terrible. So we have
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  Speaker 2: a study break.
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  Speaker 1: You've got one week revision study. And then we're going
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  Speaker 1: to do the exams for the year.
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  Speaker 2: Because I know the real Matric finals start tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So we stand in solidarity with our fellow learners, students
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  Speaker 4: in Matric.
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  Speaker 2: Good luck, Matrics. It's not an easy time, but it's
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  Speaker 2: an important time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure. I keep remembering when I was about
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  Speaker 1: to write finals.
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  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: And it felt like your whole life rested on these exams.
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  Speaker 4: And obviously now in retrospect, so much happens afterwards. But
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  Speaker 4: it's just a culmination of 12 years of work, I guess.
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  Speaker 5: I remember how stressed out I felt and how adult
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  Speaker 5: I was. I felt like I needed to feel. And
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  Speaker 5: like you said, in retrospect, yes, it's such an important time.
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  Speaker 5: But there are still so many exciting chapters ahead of you.
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  Speaker 2: We were in.
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  Speaker 5: Wellington this weekend and a matriculant was studying. Shame and
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  Speaker 5: my boys were playing there on the drum sets.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, to be free and to be little.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but apologies to Bronwyn there in grade 12 and
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  Speaker 5: good luck to all of the matriculants.
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  Speaker 2: You've got this, man. For sure.
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  Speaker 1: So where were they studying?
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  Speaker 2: So we were visiting my cousin.
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  Speaker 5: In Wellington and there's a grade 12 in the house.
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  Speaker 2: People, Bronwyn and Shame. She was They're.
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  Speaker 5: Preparing for Kat. So luckily it was her on the laptop.
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  Speaker 5: But still, when the babies are making noise or... Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Good luck.
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  Speaker 2: Good luck. You've got this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do we know what they start with tomorrow?
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  Speaker 5: I know that Kat is one of the subjects that's.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up first. Computer... What is it called?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, like a.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: What does Kat stand for?
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  Speaker 1: Computer... I don't know. Computer and.
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  Speaker 2: Computer applications technology.
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  Speaker 5: Computer applications technology. So I'm not sure if that's the
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  Speaker 5: very first subject, but I know that's one of the
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  Speaker 5: first subjects.
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  Speaker 2: We learn something new every day.
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  Speaker 4: So it's CAT tomorrow and then I think the mainstream
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  Speaker 4: subjects start on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Tomorrow it's all... There's so many subjects that we write.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's Hindi, Gujarati, Tamil, Telugu, Urdu, Hebrew, German.
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  Speaker 5: But how incredible that these are the options that the
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  Speaker 5: children have.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, we had three in Durban. It was English, Afrikaans
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  Speaker 1: and Zulu.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously, it happened over a shorter time, but now they've got,
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  Speaker 4: I think, a month and a half.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And our computer studies... Our computer studies, there was one
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  Speaker 1: computer in a classroom.
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  Speaker 2: What a time.
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  Speaker 8: You had to.
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  Speaker 1: And again, the computer could do nothing. Like literally couldn't
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  Speaker 1: do anything.
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  Speaker 2: How big was it?
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  Speaker 1: No, well, the hard drive was massive. Like a hard
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  Speaker 1: drive that you see today now, that was one gig.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: One gig. That was a one gig hard drive. If
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  Speaker 1: you came home... With a 2 gig hard drive. You
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  Speaker 1: were balling. It was like.
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  Speaker 2: It takes forever to do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You've got now.
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 1: 250 gigs just in your phone. In your watch probably. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: In your pocket. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's leave you to enter now on 0829450940. As
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  Speaker 1: always brought to you by Suzuki. Come take a chance.
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  Speaker 1: Win a prize, we'll have exquisite weather forecasts for the
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  Speaker 12: Let's go!
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
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  Speaker 1: Like a Mills and Boone novel, I'm told. I never
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  Speaker 1: knew about Mills and Boone. You wouldn't know about that,
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: of course. I think you've told me about Mills and Boone.
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  Speaker 4: No, readers are leaders, Darren. Readers are achievers, yes. We
• 9:08
  Speaker 4: do not judge as long as we open a book.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: You see, I'll wait for the movie or perhaps the song.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't enjoy that song this morning, Darren, unfortunately, because
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  Speaker 5: it reminded me that I'm fighting you later today.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, man. That was my final classic pick on Friday. Okay. So, look,
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: let's just get the news and sports on and then
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: we'll have a squiz at the weather. It is 6.30
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: here on KFM Mornings. Let's have a look at your
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: weather forecast for this week. It is quite misty out
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  Speaker 1: there this morning. Today it's not going to get above
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: 19 degrees. We're expecting a bit of light rain later
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  Speaker 1: on today, perhaps. That'll continue right through to tomorrow morning
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: where we will still have some light rain. The rest
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: of the week should be all clear leading up to Thursday.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: but temperatures are still going to stay sub 20. We're
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: not going to get above 18, 19 degrees the whole week, right? Um,
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  Speaker 1: where else? Stellenbosch today, you got 20 degrees cloudy. Your
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: light rain also arrives later today. Paul, same conditions. And Worcester,
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  Speaker 1: 27 degrees. That's almost the warmest. Beaufort West today is
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: going up to 35 degrees. Sure.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: It's a weird one.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Today, hey? Yeah, it's all over the place. And then
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: they've got thunderstorms coming to you in Beaufort West later
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: this evening. Otsuun, you also got 33 degrees and thunderstorms
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: later on today. Garden Route George Nisner Plate 20 is
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: your high for the next three days. You got rain showers.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: So we got light rain happening here in and around
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Cape Town. Thunderstorms in the interior and the Garden Route
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: has just a bit of heavy rain. That's how your
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: weather forecast looks for this week. It is 20 minutes
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  Speaker 1: to 7 o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Rise and shine.
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  Speaker 12: Rise and shine. 60 seconds. 10 questions. And up to
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  Speaker 12: 20,000 rand cash. It's time for the 20,000 rand pop
• 11:27
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• 11:33
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• 11:38
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• 11:41
  Speaker 1: prevent drownings and save lives through rescue operations, lifeguarding, water
• 11:46
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• 11:51
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• 12:00
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  Speaker 1: your ticket today at nsri.org.za. Ashad, good morning.
• 12:13
  Speaker 6: Hi, morning, Darren.
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  Speaker 12: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: How are you, brother? Good, and you, man?
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine, thank you.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Good. So your job, your daily is in IT marketing.
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  Speaker 1: That's correct, yeah. For a big bank, I'm told.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, one of the fastest great banks.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. There used to be four that you would know,
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  Speaker 1: but now there's five in that equation. That's correct. And
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: let me guess, you're in five when you say fastest growing?
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  Speaker 2: That's correct, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay.
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  Speaker 13: You guys are so advertised to them.
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  Speaker 1: We had a little contest with them last week, right?
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  Speaker 2: Not so little, actually. I don't know why you guys
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  Speaker 2: are doing like a 30 seconds thing. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And not mentioning the big C.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, because it's all part of the clues here.
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  Speaker 1: The Rubik's Cube, you can work this out. Okay. Is
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  Speaker 1: there a blue and red in the logo?
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  Speaker 10: That's correct.
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  Speaker 1: With a white background.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Does it start with a C and end with a C?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Cappy tag, of course. I was there on Friday. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: did you enjoy the show on Friday? Were you there?
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  Speaker 6: Awesome.
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  Speaker 13: Loved it.
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  Speaker 9: Loved it.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome. Thank you, man. Thank you. We had an absolute
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  Speaker 1: blast at Wacky's All-Star Comedy Jam, Friday and Saturday. It
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: was great. You see, Ashad is locked into old school
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: rules of radio. where you don't mention your company. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you're not allowed to mention anything.
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  Speaker 2: They must pay for that, and they did.
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  Speaker 1: And, Ashad, I don't know if you know anything about
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  Speaker 1: me yet. I don't obey any rules.
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  Speaker 14: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We are rule-free here, brother. Okay.
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  Speaker 15: And, Darren, on Friday, when the show started later, I
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  Speaker 15: was saying it's all like you.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but, hey, listen, that wasn't my fault. That wasn't
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  Speaker 1: my fault because... Because at 8 o'clock in the arena...
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  Speaker 1: So there's actually... I have an app that they give
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  Speaker 1: me to tell me how many people are in the arena.
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  Speaker 9: Sure.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Great tech. And now remember, there's 5,500 people that are there.
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  Speaker 1: And at 8 o'clock, there was only 1,900 people in
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  Speaker 1: the arena.
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  Speaker 2: That have gone through the doors.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Scanned through the doors.
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  Speaker 1: That have scanned, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why we waited... To get everybody in Because
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  Speaker 1: it's Friday You know So there's There's You're dealing with
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  Speaker 1: Peak hour traffic People that aren't Coming to the show
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  Speaker 1: And then you're still Trying to get in So.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah Yeah So it wasn't you Darren.
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  Speaker 1: No No no no I wanted everybody in Seated and
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  Speaker 1: ready And then we had When we started We had
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  Speaker 1: about 5,200 people.
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  Speaker 5: In Okay Yeah And clearly it was Worth the wait
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  Speaker 5: The show looked Incredible online.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah It was wild It was amazing Okay. So, Arshad,
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  Speaker 1: now we focus our attention on you, right? Qualifying question.
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  Speaker 1: True or false, the NSRI works to prevent drownings and
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  Speaker 1: is dedicated to saving lives. Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Arshad! Good start. Okay, my man.
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  Speaker 1: Give it your best. And we will see where this goes.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Your time.
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  Speaker 1: Your time, my man. Starts now.
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  Speaker 5: Party rock anthem and Sexy and I Know It are
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  Speaker 5: songs by? True or false, the Stormers beat the Sharks
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  Speaker 5: on Saturday?
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  Speaker 16: True.
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  Speaker 5: Which Kardashian plays divorce attorney Allura Grant in All's Fair?
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  Speaker 5: Name the dessert made with meringue and topped with fruit.
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  Speaker 5: What's the capital of the Netherlands? Which famous Jessica will
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  Speaker 5: play Hugh Hefner's wife in Playmates? Who won the 2026
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  Speaker 5: Singapore GP? Nicola Peltz is married to which Beckham?
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  Speaker 1: What's 5 plus 102?
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  Speaker 6: Spell available.
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  Speaker 2: A-V-A-I-L-A-B-L-E.
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  Speaker 5: Party rock anthem and sexy and I know it are
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  Speaker 5: songs by?
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  Speaker 1: The Netherlands is the one answer.
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  Speaker 8: Nah, Ashad.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't even get there.
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't even get that right. Guys, it's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Well, look. Look, it's five out of ten.
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  Speaker 4: Thank goodness you got those last two because it was
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  Speaker 4: looking very shaky, Ashad.
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  Speaker 1: A shot it's five out of ten which is a
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  Speaker 1: thousand rand however we give a minimum full tank of
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: petrol which as far as i know it's still a
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  Speaker 1: thousand four hundred rand if you diesel maybe something else
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: maybe a bit more okay so and let me guess
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  Speaker 1: you drive diesel hey one of the vehicles one of
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  Speaker 1: I'm not filling your fleet here alright your aunt's car
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  Speaker 1: your uncle's car mom's grand mother-in-law okay it's a thousand
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  Speaker 1: four hundred bucks I shot LMFAO is party rock anthem
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  Speaker 1: you're right it's Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands.
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  Speaker 4: Are they making a playboy movie.
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  Speaker 5: Yes I didn't know that Yes, and then the people
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  Speaker 5: are divided. Hugh Hefner obviously has dated numerous women in
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  Speaker 5: the past. His ex-wife is actually pleading with Jessica Biel saying,
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  Speaker 5: please don't take this role.
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  Speaker 2: He was a horrible husband.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: And then one of the other bunnies are saying, oh,
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: I'm so excited to watch this.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, goodness me.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: Clash of the bunnies.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: So Jessica Biel is the answer.
• 18:15
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: And Max Verstappen won the Singapore GP. And it's Brooklyn Beckham,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: who is.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Nicola Peltz.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Nicola Peltz. He's the one that's now considered estranged from
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: the family. Okay. Thanks, Ashad.
• 18:33
  Speaker 12: No problem.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I had the kids here, Darren, and I usually answer
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: all the questions correct, but today.
• 18:38
  Speaker 13: Not.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Today, hey?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Not today, not today.
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Blame it on the babies.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what... You see, you've got to wait
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: three months now. That's the one rule that we do
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: have to enforce here.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: We're going to have another go.
• 18:55
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Good luck, man. Okay. Cheers, brother.
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: Bye-bye.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: That's all she wrote.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: That's correct. I love this. It's nine to five. Monday,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: back to the grind, back to the routine. This is
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yoga with a Dolly remix. Here's your Monday motivation. And
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: it's coming via an extremely accomplished sportsman.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: Local?
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: No.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: We wish.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: We wish we could say Mo Salah plays for Bafana Bafana.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: He's now obviously the Liverpool legend. He's now playing in Turkey.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: And he's just blitzing the goals. And they're saying, no, no,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the Turkey league is too easy for this guy.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Take him back to the Premier League.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just running riot like a goal fest. So
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: he's one of the greatest that's ever played, Mo Salah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: the Egyptian. And the premise here is the mental work
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: is the hardest part. Before you cross that line, what
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: state of mind are you in, right? He says he
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: visualizes 15 minutes every day and he actually sees the goals.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: before they happen.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's powerful.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This piece has been quoted by, was quoted by
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant. And many, many, many other sports stars take
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: inspiration from this very thing that Mo Salah said. I
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: hope you get some inspiration from it too.
• 20:31
  Speaker 11: What is the one piece of advice you wish someone
• 20:33
  Speaker 11: had told you when you were 18 that you've now learned, mate?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I work mentally.
• 20:39
  Speaker 11: The work mentally is much more difficult than you work physically.
• 20:43
  Speaker 11: I work in the gym almost every day, one and
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: a half hours. Sometimes I go home, most of the
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: time I go home, I work again. But it's so
• 20:50
  Speaker 11: hard to keep working in your mental thing 15 minutes
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: every day.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: It's so hard. It's tricky. It's really tricky. Trust me.
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: I've been doing it for a few years and I'm
• 21:00
  Speaker 11: telling you, just you sit with yourself alone for 15
• 21:04
  Speaker 11: minutes before you sleep or when you wake up, it's
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: much more harder than you do the gym every day
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: for one and a half hour.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: What do you think about in that time when you're
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: doing the mental work?
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: Well, it's a lot of things to think about. It's
• 21:16
  Speaker 11: a lot of things you want to achieve and a
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: lot of things you... A lot of situations you want
• 21:21
  Speaker 11: to experience before it even happens. So when it happens,
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: you're not surprised. You had that experience before.
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: Escape can Salah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's brilliant from Mo Salah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: And still Salah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, sensational. Absolutely sensational.
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: Salah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: A goal to dream of.
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: Sometimes you need to trick your brain to just lie
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: to yourself. And your brain wouldn't make a difference between
• 21:49
  Speaker 11: the real thing or the fake thing. So it's like
• 21:52
  Speaker 11: you keep going into the process that you keep lying
• 21:54
  Speaker 11: to yourself until you believe the idea that you want
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: to put it in your brain.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Mo Salah rises to the moment again. Once more, he
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: is the man.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: So you visualize goals before they happen. You've already told
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: yourself you will score.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 90% of my goals was like this or even more.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: That's incredible.
• 22:27
  Speaker 11: Now you just visualize what you want to happen and
• 22:30
  Speaker 11: you keep repeat it and repeat it and repeat it.
• 22:33
  Speaker 11: Sometimes not working, sometimes just work. So it's work mentally.
• 22:41
  Speaker 16: Wow!
• 22:43
  Speaker 12: Oh!
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: That is beyond special.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Brilliant.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: A worldie and a half from Mohamed Salah. Never mind
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: from the top drawer. That is a goal from paradise.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: That's it right there.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Football superstar Mo Salah talks about the power of visualization.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: It's all in the mind.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Now, that's powerful, hey? Mo Salah said, let's manifest.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Let's manifest. And we've spoken about this for years. Darren,
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you were late on boarder of this, but.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: It's so true.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Being able to see something happening and then it happening
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: down the line.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: And it's not such a shock to the system. You're like,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I've been here before in my mind. Because I designed it.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: And when you realize you're the creator... That's powerful. Very
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: much so. Of your life.
• 23:34
  Speaker 11: Correct.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: It's all in the mind. It's all in the mind. But,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, there's so many sports stars that
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you think they're just athletes. But they're mine. Lots of
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: sage things they say. I mean, they've been there. They've
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: lived it. Have you heard the piece with Zlatan? That
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: wild man. He's crazy.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I love him. Was he the one who did the...
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Not that. You're not talking about Haaland. I don't know.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: What is a diff?
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about who was the guy who made headlines
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: because he headed another player.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was years ago. Yes, yes, yes. Completely different
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: soccer player.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Different era even. Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I must have shushed when you talked sport.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I think that was on, uh, that went viral on MySpace. Um,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: so Zlatan is a Swedish guy, but he's, he's so sharp. And, uh,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: he does this bit about, I'm actually going to play
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: it for you. Please pull it up.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: We're going to get double whammy.
• 24:48
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: But, but, but let me set this up because he
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: talks about this piece. Brad, you know which piece I'm
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Um, Brad just gave a thumbs up. The way you
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: two read each other's minds, it's insane.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I almost witnessed a manslaughter backstage at Wackett's All-Star Comedy Jam.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: What happened? I'll tell you in a minute. Hold on.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Let's just stay on track here for now.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, you can't do that. I can't with you.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, Zlatan. So Zlatan was being trained. was moved to Barcelona.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Pep Guardiola was there before he went to Man City.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: And Pep Guardiola is a very tactical manager. You play
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: in his system. You don't step out of it. These
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: are my rules. You play how I say. Zlatan's one
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: of those players that wants to play free. Don't give
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: me instructions. Let me be brilliant. And I do it
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: my own way. I run wherever I want. So they
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: had massive clashes like this. The other rule that Guardiola
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: had was, he said, no sports cars in the Barcelona complex.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: You don't come with your fancy sports cars. We are footballers.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: So they were at loggerheads about the style of play
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: because Pep would say, play this way, Zlatan would go
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: out and he'd play his own way. They would clash
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and eventually Zlatan didn't listen. So Guardiola benches him. Says, okay,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: that's it, you're benched. So then the next day at training,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Zlatan arrives in his Ferrari and he parks right outside
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Guardiola's office at Barcelona. And that was pretty much the
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: beginning of the end. And then it was over and
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: then he moved.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Intense.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is Zlatan and his words of advice.
• 26:40
  Speaker 14: Money creates problems, even in families. Money brings stress. The
• 26:44
  Speaker 14: more you have, the more stress. And where is the stop?
• 26:46
  Speaker 14: You could live a good life with normal money. But
• 26:49
  Speaker 14: what is normal money now? I've been on both sides.
• 26:51
  Speaker 14: I've been without money, grew up with a family where
• 26:54
  Speaker 14: my father made and we have to share it. But
• 26:56
  Speaker 14: I had a good life. I had it good at
• 26:58
  Speaker 14: that moment. So where is the stop? But what is happiness?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Well, you tell me.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: It's moments.
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: I'm happy now.
• 27:04
  Speaker 14: In 10 minutes, I could be unhappy.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: So it's moments.
• 27:07
  Speaker 14: Money makes it easier, makes your life easier. But I
• 27:09
  Speaker 14: don't think it gives you happiness. Because for me, happiness
• 27:12
  Speaker 14: is moments. My dream was come to Barcelona. After one
• 27:15
  Speaker 14: year was my nightmare.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: It's moments.
• 27:17
  Speaker 14: But I agree with you. I think when it comes
• 27:19
  Speaker 14: to having a lot of money, it's an ego thing
• 27:21
  Speaker 14: because your life will not change. Let's say the Saudi
• 27:24
  Speaker 14: situation now. A player that made a lot of money
• 27:27
  Speaker 14: goes there to make even crazy more money. Does it
• 27:29
  Speaker 14: change your life? Because I will tell you, you will
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: die before you waste your money you already earned than
• 27:34
  Speaker 14: the money you get in Saudi.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: So it will not make a difference.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Perspective, eh?
• 27:40
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I want to say I get what he's saying, but
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I wish someone would give me money so that I
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: can walk this path.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: But I completely understand.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Where's your happiness actually coming from? What's the source of it?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: But happiness is moments.
• 27:53
  Speaker 13: It's moments.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Happiness can be fleeting.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Because you could earn bags and bags of money in Saudi,
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: but are you happy in how you're making it? Because
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: you could be wanting to play in another league, in
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: another country, in another place.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Exactly right, yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: But what a beautiful way to just look at happiness, eh?
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: It takes off the pressure as well. You don't have
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: to be happy all the time.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: It's moments.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: It's moments. Exactly right. That is your Monday motivation.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Motivations? Yes. Thank you.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes. KFM Mornings. Do this here on KFM Mornings. Okay,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: we've got quite a few messages here for the Monday
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: motivation this morning. I see AB De Villiers just staying
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: on the theme of sports stars went and had a knock.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: What game was that? It's like a … Legends cricket match.
• 28:43
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: And he scored a hundred and what? Like he'd never retired.
• 28:46
  Speaker 14: Eleven.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Do you know why AB.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Rolls back the years, a 37-ball century.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: 37-ball century, AB de Villiers. Do you know why he
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: jumped back to play that game? Do you know why
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: he played that game?
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: I don't.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I would assume it never leaves you.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, that too. So AB's got young kids now. And
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: they're all playing cricket. And these kids were... His kids
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: never saw Amy play cricket. They weren't old enough to
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: see Dad play cricket.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: So Daddy just had to show them.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: And Daddy wanted them to see him playing on the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: big stage.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: That's the same reason Serena Williams gave.
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: Was it?
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Where she said, yes, her kids hear stories about her playing,
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: but they never got to watch her play.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: So she's playing doubles and... other tournaments. But I guess
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: it's never the same, right? But still, it's so special.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: And it speaks to how much you care as a parent.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: You want your kids to think you're cool. Like, Mama's
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: still got it. Daddy's going to put on those pants.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Did you see Daddy bat? Exactly.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, so here are some of your comments here. This
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: is Rudy from Kill River.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: And I stopped my daughter from getting out of the
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: car to listen to the Monday Motivation. She's a gymnast,
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: doing really well. But still, she's young. She's 13 years
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: old and she has her doubts about herself. But I
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: told her, listen to this and think about what he's saying.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Because even Goku visualizes the fight before he does it.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: Even Goku practices mental training.
• 30:36
  Speaker 15: I love both motivations, morning theme, but I love the
• 30:39
  Speaker 15: second one because some of the most miserable people I
• 30:43
  Speaker 15: know are the ones that have nothing to complain about. Yet, yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 15: I mean, some of the happiest people I know are
• 30:52
  Speaker 15: people that are just getting by, they're doing what they
• 30:55
  Speaker 15: need to do, but they're living in that moment.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: They're enjoying those small moments. They are Just savoring the moments.
• 31:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: That's beautiful.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: What that first dad was saying, you know, there's another
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: piece that you need to hear about this sports psychologist
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: who said there's no such thing as a 13-year-old elite athlete.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: No such thing. Kids sports has become an industry on
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: its own. Of world tours, elite training programs. Everything has... Semi-professional.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Leagues of sorts.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Everything so serious as opposed to just being fun.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I used to play for Pinetown Football Club. Now you
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: don't play for a football club that ends in FC.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: It must end in academy. It must end in elite training.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: It must end in all these things. Where you're going...
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: If you're not going overseas, you're not in the right place.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: And the bubble is going to burst. The bubble is
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: going to burst.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: So it's nice then when superstars who did go all
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: the way are very honest about what happens when you
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: achieve the dream, right?
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: That it's not all sunshine and roses.
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: No.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: You still have to care about community. You still have
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: to care about people. And connection and moments and memories.
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: You know, I've seen like the pressure on kids in
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: youth sports. It's madness.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure very isolating and very lonely.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: They're not professionals at 13. They really aren't. Let them
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: be kids and let them play.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Let them play with their friends and enjoy. Have fun, man,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: being a child. Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And when you look at, like, I mean, everybody thinks
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: their kid is a superstar at nine, you know.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: You've got the next Tiger Woods there.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: You've got the next Roger Federer. There's a long, long,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: long road. And the thing is what I see is
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: that when we get involved as parents and start telling
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: them how good they are, you can be pro at
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: that age, it sucks the enjoyment, boom, out of the game.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: And invariably... They quit before 15. And that's it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: So is there a way for fun and excellence to coexist?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Or is it that we now need to choose one?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I believe at 13, it's too early to tell whether
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: your kid is excellent or not.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: So you're saying have fun?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: Play.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Your thing is your body is not fully developed yet.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Your mind's also not fully developed. So you're so sensitive, actually.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: And the big thing in.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Youth sports, when you're playing under 13, under 14, under 15,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: where in the year were you born? If you're playing
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: under 13 and you were born January, February, March, you've
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: got a physical advantage over somebody who was born November,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: December at the end of the year. You know that
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: these academies in the UK, football academies, they don't pick
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: kids that are born after April.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Like it's that serious?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: For that age group. That's right. Because especially when you're
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: looking at that 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 age.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: But it's like that in academics also.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: So that's a six-month difference.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: It's huge.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Huge.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Huge, huge, huge, huge.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That elite athlete, Brad is, you know what, I'm
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: going to tell you about the manslaughter that nearly happened backstage.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Was it back comedian on comedian?
• 34:54
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. This was... I was ready to
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: call the police.
• 34:59
  Speaker 8: Oh, my goodness.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh! This is this bit that the sports psychologist
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: talks about elite youth sports.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks.
• 35:13
  Speaker 16: It's another good question on talent. So the question is
• 35:18
  Speaker 16: around kids and talent.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: First of all, sad to say... For those of you.
• 35:24
  Speaker 16: That have got a really precocious talent, if you've got
• 35:26
  Speaker 16: a superstar eight or nine-year-old, there is no such thing
• 35:30
  Speaker 16: as an elite eight-year-old, a high-performance 10-year-old or a professional 11-year-old.
• 35:37
  Speaker 16: It doesn't happen. It just doesn't. It's not in my vocabulary.
• 35:42
  Speaker 16: Please get it out of yours. My job from 1992
• 35:47
  Speaker 16: to the 2000 Olympics was to go around Australia and
• 35:50
  Speaker 16: try and find and pull them into a high-performance program
• 35:57
  Speaker 16: and help to get the best out of them for
• 35:59
  Speaker 16: the 2000 Olympics. And in spite of that, and trained
• 36:02
  Speaker 16: as a physiologist, I can't tell you what your eight-year-old's
• 36:04
  Speaker 16: going to do.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 36:06
  Speaker 16: I can't even tell you what sport they're going to
• 36:08
  Speaker 16: end up in. This year's basketball player, his next year's footballer,
• 36:12
  Speaker 16: his next year's butterfly swimmer.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: His next year's... We don't know.
• 36:15
  Speaker 16: We don't know. But I promise you, specialising them too
• 36:19
  Speaker 16: early is a road to doom. It's a road to doom,
• 36:26
  Speaker 16: particularly with young kids. Not only that, don't worship physical talent.
• 36:31
  Speaker 16: Physical talent is a poor indicator of long-term success. Don't
• 36:37
  Speaker 16: be overwhelmed by the 11-year-old that's up against your 11-year-old.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Don't be overwhelmed by that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 16: And not only that, if that's your 11-year-old, don't get
• 36:46
  Speaker 16: too excited about it.
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: Take time to build character.
• 36:49
  Speaker 16: And values and virtues and and integrity, and respect, and discipline,
• 36:55
  Speaker 16: and all the things as a human being that we
• 36:57
  Speaker 16: know will underpin their success in the long term. I'm
• 37:02
  Speaker 16: going to tell you something again that might unsettle some
• 37:04
  Speaker 16: of you. But if you come up to me and say, Wayne,
• 37:06
  Speaker 16: you don't understand, my child is 10, and they are
• 37:09
  Speaker 16: without doubt the best rugby player this country has ever
• 37:11
  Speaker 16: seen at 10, I'll feel sorry for your child.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I really will.
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: Because to me, I'd almost.
• 37:18
  Speaker 16: Bet my own life that that child will never play
• 37:21
  Speaker 16: rugby for this country. That's how strongly I feel about
• 37:24
  Speaker 16: early talent that's not tempered by the right environment and.
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: Built to last the time. The model that I use, parents,
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: is this one.
• 37:35
  Speaker 16: Imagine that talent and one other important factor to me
• 37:40
  Speaker 16: will determine long-term success and the capacity of your child
• 37:45
  Speaker 16: to realise the potential.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: It's this word.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Commitment.
• 37:50
  Speaker 16: Commitment to me is the defining quality in anyone striving
• 37:55
  Speaker 16: to be the best.
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: The super talent, the.
• 37:58
  Speaker 16: Big, strong, powerful, agile, good decision maker, great problem solver,
• 38:03
  Speaker 16: the really brilliant, physically gifted athlete who has outstanding, uncompromising
• 38:09
  Speaker 16: commitment to do whatever it takes to be successful. I've
• 38:12
  Speaker 16: seen four or five in 25 years.
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: Four or five.
• 38:16
  Speaker 16: If you think they're sitting at your breakfast table, You
• 38:19
  Speaker 16: just love them a lot.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Sure.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Truth bombs there, hey?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Such a good piece. And a reality check.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Because a lot of these youngsters who are quote unquote
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: prodigious talents end up resenting these sports down the line
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: as they get older.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Because of what it robbed them of in their childhood.
• 38:42
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: And also as parents, we must be honest with ourselves.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: Am I doing this for myself or for the kids?
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: You know, sometimes there are parents who want to live
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: vicariously through their children.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Do you know....
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: And it's so sad to see because you also see
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: these little babies who just want to make their mommy
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: and daddy happy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: But at what cost?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I've got this... I got sent this message a couple
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, you know, for group therapy. You've got a problem,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: we discuss it and we'll try and solve it. And
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I was going to maybe... Do it sometime down the line.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: But basically this dad says, what do I do here?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I've got a daughter that goes to singing lessons. It's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: 3,000 Rand a month. After eight months, my daughter can't sing.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: She's never going to sing. She's never going to be
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: more than a first round on an idols contest. And
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: that is it. What do I do?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: She enjoys it.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: But isn't that sometimes the most loving thing to say?
• 39:52
  Speaker 13: No, I'm being.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Tough love sometimes to be like my baby.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Because the daughter thinks she's going to be Taylor Swift.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I love the dream. And you know what I say?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You know what I say? This is what I always
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: tell to my boys. It's not up to you to
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: banish their dream. Let them dream at this age and
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: let them dream big. There will come a time in
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: their life when they will get to that reality themselves.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: It's not up to us to kill their dreams. What
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: do you want to be? You want to be a princess.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: You want to be a mechanic, a lawyer, a sports star.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: But Uncle Darren, in this economy, if now the classes
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: are 3K a month.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: No, but if you can afford it, like you can sing, man.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? If mommy and daddy can't now,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: you know? Then, I mean, the reality is different.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: There's a different discussion altogether. And that is why maybe
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: it needs to be discussed.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying because that's where many people
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: are at, you know? It's tough.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:56
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: We've got to get to news, and I've still got
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: to get to the manslaughter story.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: So we inadvertently stumbled on quite a hot topic. There's some–
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I was saying about the group therapy that we were
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: going to– that I got a message. Somebody didn't know
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: how to deal with the situation, and it was– we
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: were going to discuss it, but now we're here. So–
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: This parent said, listen, what do I do here? What's
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: the experience? Singing lessons for my daughter cost 3,000 Rand
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: a month. And now my daughter, I can see my
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: daughter is not going to be a singer.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: This is a hobby.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes. And it's sucking all our money out of
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: the family. What do I do? And it's a difficult one.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Remind me again, how old is the daughter? Does he say?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say because I don't want the
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: kid to work out. Well, this could be me.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: But primary school or high school?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to know.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: No, that's okay. All right. And we're not saying the.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Baby can't sing and enjoy singing.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Hobbies are important too. They feed the soul and the spirit. Absolutely.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: You know what the thing is? This is the difficult one.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I love seeing kids dream. I love seeing them dream
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: and want to be this and want to be that
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: and they're inspired by everything they see and they want
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: to be big and great. Down the line, that might
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: change as they grow up. Look, I'll tell you now,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: no 10-year-old kid has ever woken up wanting to be
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: an accountant.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Maybe there's a 10-year-old out there.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: But by 17, that kid might want to be whatever
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: sport they play and they want to be a pro,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: want to be a professional cricketer. Later on, they realize
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: for themselves, well, you know what, maybe I actually want
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: to be a accountant. That's my dream.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: But also, not.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Everything in life is about just living for a career,
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: for a job, for work. There are so many parts
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: of what make us human. So many interesting things about
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: ourselves that are outside of what we do professionally. So
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: you can still dream of a life that also includes
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: other bits.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: That's not just... what am I going to be when
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I grow up? Or am I good at doing this thing?
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: Some things can just be for enjoyment and doesn't have
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: to come with a 3,000 rand price tag.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: That's just this auntie's opinion. Let's put the YouTube on
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: and learn stuff from YouTube. Let's sing karaoke. It's free.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Susie, you are singing away our sourdough money.
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: Do you know that?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Here's what you had to say.
• 43:58
  Speaker 13: Yeah, they didn't allow them to dream and dream big.
• 44:02
  Speaker 13: And then your child ends up on idols because mommy
• 44:05
  Speaker 13: and daddy allowed him to dream and never told him
• 44:08
  Speaker 13: he actually can't sing. And then your child becomes the
• 44:12
  Speaker 13: butt of the joke for the whole country to see.
• 44:14
  Speaker 13: Wouldn't it have been worth your while to tell him, listen, maybe,
• 44:17
  Speaker 13: you know, shift into something else? Or are you going
• 44:20
  Speaker 13: to allow them to pursue this.
• 44:22
  Speaker 17: False dream up until they get embarrassed? Isn't it your
• 44:26
  Speaker 17: job as a parent to prevent that from happening by
• 44:30
  Speaker 17: showing them that out there in this world, all dreams
• 44:33
  Speaker 17: do not come true, unfortunately?
• 44:35
  Speaker 9: Darren, when my son was in grade two or three,
• 44:39
  Speaker 9: he joined the choir. And bless his little soul, that
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: boy could not sing.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: They actually asked.
• 44:46
  Speaker 9: Him to leave. And he wasn't too heartbroken about it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: I just reminded him that he would find other talents.
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: And we moved on with our lives. And I'm so
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: grateful for that teacher that didn't allow him to come
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: back to choir practice because he can't sing now and
• 45:04
  Speaker 9: he's 16.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: He still can't sing. Yeah, I too was asked to
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: leave the choir. And thank you to that teacher because
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: then I knew singing wasn't my thing. But it's fine.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: There's hockey. There's other things to do.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I too was a first-round contestant on idols. On Idles 1.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I've told you the story. But you went there, jokingly.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I went there as a joke. I went there to
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: have a laugh.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: How funny would it have been if you actually could
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: hold a note and they were like, we didn't know.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: There was a hidden talent here.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: But you know what, Sibs? When I stepped up on
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: that Idles logo, I thought, what if this joke falls
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: flat and they say you threw to the next round?
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I actually believed that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: It's like when I jumped in the swimming pool and
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I raced Rake Nietling in a school swimming pool.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Like I could actually do this.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: And I thought, what if I embarrass this guy? Because
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I had flippers on. And I thought, what if I win?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: That's not going to look good. Maybe I'm going to
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: have to fake a loss here. And then I dived in.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: And I was swimming and I was hitting it. I
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: was slapping that water, you know, like a real amateur.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: And you're like torpedoing through this water. It looked like
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: a jacuzzi, you know. And my lane was a jacuzzi.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: And I looked, he was in, I was lane five,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: he was lane six. And I looked in front of me.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: There was no rake. And I was like, I'm actually
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: beating this guy. I've got a chance. Little did I know,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: he swam the whole lap underwater. He was already finished.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: He was on the other side.
• 46:45
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: And then I thought, okay.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Settle down. Settle down, little guy. Settle down.
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: The one thing that I'll tell you just on the
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: back of the sports thing, one thing that Gordon Iggerson
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: told me, Bafana, Bafana coach, and he's won four PSL
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: titles with four different teams. He said to me, the
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: best footballers that he sees come through are not footballers.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: that at the age of 10 focused just on football
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: and cut out all other sports he said the best
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: footballers that he's ever seen were multi-disciplined they did running
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: at school they played tennis at school they did a
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: bit of cricket they did a whole bunch of things
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: it all develops different different aspects so if you just
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: focus on one too early said it's um Not going
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: to probably work out for you. But anyways, let me
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: tell you about the almost manslaughter that happened backstage at
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Wacken's All-Star Comedy Jam on Saturday night, right? And I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: was actually quite panicked. I was ready to call the
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: police because this happened backstage. So I've got producer Jeanne there.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: She's my backstage manager.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Was she head of security?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Head of security, backstage manager. I've got producer Brad. who's
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: the hype DJ at the start of the show.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: Head of entertainment.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Well done, producer Brad.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Music looked great.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Firstly, it was two great nights. Thank you very much
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: for all who came. It was really incredible. And so
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: then it's about six o'clock, right? We're all feeling a
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: little bit hungry. So I was like, okay, Jean, can
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you go to like Burger King? Get us some burgers
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Coke, chips and stuff. So she comes back.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: And then, now Brad's obviously diabetic, right?
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: She gives Brad the non-diet Coke. She gives Brad full
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: sugar Coke. Okay. And now Brad is sucking this thing
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: back and he's thirsty.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: And it's a big one, right? It's like the biggest
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: one you can have. Brad's going, you know, and Brad
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: is like, he's like, you know, the kid that isn't
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: allowed sweets at their house and they go to a
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: children's party and the kid claps all the sweets there.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: It goes home, bounces off the walls. So Brad's clapping
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: this thing. He's like left the burger. and the chips
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know this burger king coke is the burger
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: king diet coke is the best in the world you
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: know they're gone gone gone next thing i'm tasting mine
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and i'll go now i'll go you know full sugar
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: full I'm like, this doesn't taste nice. This is not
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: my taste. Then I'm like, wait a minute. This is
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: the diet. And then, oh, sorry, I gave you guys
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the wrong one. I switched them. And I'm like, oh,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Brad's finished. He's got this inbuilt diabetic alarm. And this
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: thing starts going, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: like a truck reversing. I thought they were bringing the
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: stage in. And then I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Brad,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: so now he checks his machine. His sugar should be
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: at five. Yeah. Should be at five, right?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: That's stable?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: That's fine. Okay.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Where was it?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: It was at 30 plus. The machine doesn't go higher
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: than 30. It, it, like... I don't think it's ever
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: expected anybody to be 30 plus, his sugar.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Doesn't expect someone to suck down the sugary Burger King drink.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Now I'm thinking, I'm going to have to
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: take him to the hospital. Firstly, I'm going to find
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the police because there's an attempted... Jean needs to be held. Yes,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: totally accountable. There's a manslaughter charge here. Whether it was
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: intentional or not, maybe it's murder one. I don't know.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: We'll let the cops work that out. But now this guy,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: so now he pulls out his EpiPen and he's, CCs
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to the max.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Is everyone calm at this point, Derek?
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Is Brad calm? Are you calm?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, Brad's almost in a coma.
• 51:05
  Speaker 17: Okay.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: He's almost in a sugar coma.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: But now he's also his own hero trying to save
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: his own life.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: He's still focused enough, compass mentors to, you know, inject himself.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Because I always said to Brad, because he's been down
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: this road a few times before with me, and I said,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: stop it mouth to mouth.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Why are you always at the scene, Darren?
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Mouth to mouth, there has no place in diabetes.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Also, when it comes to saving my life, there better
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: be no limits.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: You know what? If Brad got into a diabetic coma,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I honestly wouldn't know what to do. Like, I don't know.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Do I shove white bread to soak up the sugar?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Do I shove that charcoal?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: White bread, that's more sugar.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what to do. I'm not trained. The
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: first thing I'd do is mouth to mouth and hit
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: his chest.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, my word.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: But anyways... That's what happened. And then the whole time
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: he was hitting this insulin.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: And then he was borrowing a friend of mine's GLP-1s
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: because he ran out and then he's hitting this thing.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: And then... What in the Bear Grylls?
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: I wish Brad was telling us his version.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: He was on a different plane at that point, yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: I saw him jawing on the internet.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it was this before or after.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: We got him right.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: We got him right.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: In conclusion.
• 52:25
  Speaker 16: Be careful.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: You stay away from Brad. Anytime you are around, these
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: things happen. And don't put Jean in control, clearly, of
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: the takeaways.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. When they clip that little, push that
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: button on the top of the plastic cup, be sure.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Be very sure.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Be sure which one means diet and which one means
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: full sugar.
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Hectic. Next time, Brad must just get a sparkling water.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Hey, don't deprive the man of his Diet Coke. That
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Diet Coke can save your life.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: But I promise you, I've never checked an oak enjoy
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: a drink like this before.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: I feel like he knew, man, Darren. He knew. He
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: knew it was bad stuff. No caution to the wind.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: He was like, I'm here now.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: This was like, oh, this was the greatest thing ever.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
• 53:19
  Speaker 9: Uh-oh.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Here we go.
• 53:22
  Speaker 13: Here is another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on
• 53:27
  Speaker 13: KFM Mornings.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Okay. Here we go. Senseless survey time as we always
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: do on a Monday. Glad to see you here, Producer Brad.
• 53:40
  Speaker 16: Yay!
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: What is your sugar level on now?
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: It's on seven. Glad to be here after the attempted murder.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Good to have you.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: And please tell me, Brad, what is it like having
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: friends like Jean and Darren around when you have a
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: medical emergency?
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: I know Jean would help.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: But Darren as he said there's no mouth to mouth
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: so there's a level he will go to before he
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: just goes sorry brother yeah because once we're there.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: There's no turning back.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're scared you won't stop yourself? What? You're Darren.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: If those eyes are open, Brad. If his eyes are open.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, those are very blue, hey?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: You get lost in those eyes, you know what I mean?
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: But you learn new stuff all the time because I've
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: been diabetic for a long time now and I didn't
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: know mouth-to-mouth was an option to save someone.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: So thanks, Darren.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: For me, any medical emergency, that's the first thing I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: think you have to do. But this is the scary thing, though.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: This is very scary. I wouldn't know what to do.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I might hurt you more. Maybe that's the wrong thing.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: There are some people who have offered up their services
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: saying they're willing to train you so that you can
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: actually be of use when something like this happens again.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Clearly, the Pinetown first aid course of 1993... No.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: You just died. In Pinetown, you died.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Is needing a refresh.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: And then we had the funeral and then we moved on.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Moved on.
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: Now, the diabetics know how to look after themselves. So you...
• 55:20
  Speaker 8: There's nothing you will have to do.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: That you don't know.
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: There's actually not a lot of education on it, but
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: you figure it out as you go.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: You need to know how to save yourself.
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, otherwise you end up in ICU a couple of
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: times like I did.
• 55:35
  Speaker 8: It's just like educating yourself.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had those calls. Brad's in hospital.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: When I was younger, it happened a lot because they
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: just go, sorry to interrupt you for a second, but
• 55:47
  Speaker 7: they're like, okay, you type 1 diabetic, here's your insulin.
• 55:51
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: And it's like, avoid carbs. And that was like my education.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: It's changed a lot since then.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 100%.
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I had to like figure it out.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Learn it.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Brad and I won the golf course one day.
• 56:01
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: And it was hot, hot. And we were hitting the
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: whole day.
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: We were hitting inner jades.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, guys. We were clapping those inner jades. Pa, pa, pa, pa.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: We finished golf. Yeah, this guy goes, oh, no, I'm
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: not feeling so well. So then, He gets up to
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: walk to the toilet. I think he's maybe nauseous or something.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: He gets up and, boom, flutters across three tables. Bam!
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Chaos past that.
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: Darren, that was sunstruck.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: That's what he says.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: That's what he says.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: And then I just... I phoned somebody and said, come
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: and get him.
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: And then he got the CCTV footage to laugh about
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: it on Monday.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: As true friends do. Of course. Only the best. Only
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: the real ones.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. So it's a good thing for the future, I think.
• 56:59
  Speaker 17: Okay.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: First date, everybody should know. But anyways, senseless survey for now.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Give me a guess here, Sherlyn, how many questions?
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Twelve.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Twelve. Sibs?
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Eight questions.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: Eight.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Ramiz? Eleven questions. Eleven.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: And Producer Brad?
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: Fifteen.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Fifteen. All right. Okay. I must warn you, I had
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: a wiggly microphone connection here. A loose wire in my microphone.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Don't give us excuses here. We want high quality stuff.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: No, you'll hear the microphone goes in and out and
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: it phases a bit. It's sorted, but not at this time.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: All right, here.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: We go.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Good morning, sir. I'm calling you from the Senseless Bureau.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: There were a few questions that you forgot to answer
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: on your census form. I'd see to go through them
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: right now with you quickly, okay?
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: When you think of your grandma, what does she smell like?
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: My grandma.
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: Food.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Is your personality a mix between a five-year-old who can't
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: control emotions, a teenager who makes poor life decisions, and
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: an 80-year-old who is tired and always needs a nap?
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: No.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: How helpful was your GPS in finding yourself?
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Very bad.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: How can anybody trust a glue that does not stick
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: to the inside of its own bottle?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good one.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: When you're trying to find out who views your Facebook
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: profile the most, do you know that to find the answer,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: you just need to look in the mirror? No, I
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: didn't know that one. What is your favorite word to
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: say in slow motion? Uh, Thank you.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: F you.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Can you pick your nose with your thumb?
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: No.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been so bored that you purposely unblocked
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: an ex just to start an argument?
• 59:21
  Speaker 9: No.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Sir, is most of being an adult whispering this while
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: doing it anyways?
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: No.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: How many sisters have you got?
• 59:33
  Speaker 9: Three.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: And which one of your sisters is the best kisser?
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: No.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Samantha?
• 59:42
  Speaker 13: What?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, normally people don't answer that question.
• 59:46
  Speaker 10: Anyway.
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: Samantha?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: What?
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: What is going on there?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I was expecting him to put the phone down on
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: that question.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: He did eventually.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Eventually.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: So he's the problem, not the person who brought the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: question to the table in the first place.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Is Samantha okay?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: All right, that's your Senseless Survey. We've got some awesome
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: prizes on the Wheel of Joy. Who's going to win them?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: What are you going to get? Morning, Nicky in Somerset West.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Good morning, team.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: How are you all going?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: We are good, thanks, Nicky Nacks. Do people call you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Nicky Nacks? No.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Nicky Nicks?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 17: Nicky Nicks, yes, maybe.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: Maybe.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: She's like, I've heard it once.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Because I know a lot of Nickys.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 13: Yeah, there is a lot of Nickies and a lot
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 13: of ways to spell.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: It as well. It was a real sort of, when
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: I was growing up, everybody was in love with a Nicky.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: They were just Nickies all around.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: But Nicky is the nickname or Nicky is the full name?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: No, it's short for Nicola, it must be.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Full name.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: Is Nicky the full name?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: That's unusual.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Yes. So your ID says Nicky. My ID says Nikki, yes. Okay,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: plot twist.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: And is that spelled N-I-C-K-Y?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: No, N-I-C-K-I.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Because there's also N-I-K-K-I. So many ways to go.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: A lot of ways to spell my name. Because your
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Nikki would kind of take on the Russian spellings.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, we're going into linguistics now, Darren.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Like Nikolai. Nikolai.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: So you're not Nicole. You're not Nikola. You are just Nikki.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just Nikki.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: How fun. Just Nikki.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Well, welcome, Nikki. We're going to spin the Wheel of Joy.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you. How many questions did I ask this morning?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: Ten.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Ten.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: That's the correct answer. Well done.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Let's see what we can get for you on the
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Wheel of Joy. So many great prizes. As always, there's
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: a great dinner voucher experience. There's a scholarship as well.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: How would you like to become a plumber in your
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: life now, Nikki?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Learn a trade.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 17: It's valuable.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: I've got an 80,000 rand scholarship to new gen trade schools.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: You can go and become a plumber.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Or electrician. No, thank you. Okay.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 13: No, thank you.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, we've got 100 litres of diesel. Maybe a full
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: set of lash extensions and brow laminations.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Tickets for shows.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: What is brow lamination? Is that when you've got two
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: eyebrows and they put the bit in the middle for
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: a unibrow?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: I hope not.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Is that not what it is? No. What is it, Vanes?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Let me use the word stenciling then. It's not the
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: full one where they tattoo on the eyebrows.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: It's lighter and it fades away, so you're going to
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: have to do it more regularly. But they're going to
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: bump up your eyebrows.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: You're going to fill it in and it's, yeah.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Well, that's one of the procedures that they do. Otherwise,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: you can never see it. Look, there's lots. We've got
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: ice cream. We've got tickets to stuff. We've got it all.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: But we're going to spin the wheel and whatever it
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: lands on, that's what you get. All right, Nikki Nix?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do the same thing.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, how do you want us to spin the wheel,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: fast or slow, left or right?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Fast and left.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Fast and left, okay. Anti-clockwise and give it a massive,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: there we go. You have, hold on, it's coming to
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: me now, the prize. It's coming to me, you have won,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: can you believe it, Nicky Nick's. This might sound contrived.
• 1:04:10
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• 1:04:13
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• 1:04:18
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• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: In Stelly's?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, in Stellenbosch. Enjoy.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. It's just around the corner.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Somerset, how long is the hop from Somerset
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: West to Stelly's?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 14: Depending on traffic, 20, 30 minutes.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Well, that's where you're going, Nikki. Wonderful.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Ciao, ciao.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 13: Bye-bye. Cheers.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: Bye-bye, guys.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Bye-bye.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Cheers.
• 1:04:49
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• 1:04:52
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• 1:06:45
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Don't let it stress your heart too much, Shirlen.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: Sure, it's been a while since I've won the week.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: I'm not stressed out, but we're serious.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: That heart of yours has got to work for at
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: least another 45 years. Don't put unnecessary strain on it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 9: Only 45?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: How old are you now? How old are you now?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: No, I still want to see my great-great-grandchildren, God willing, Darren.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: But you what, 38?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: 36.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: 36.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: See, in that age where you don't know. Can you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: see how quickly time goes?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: You just guess.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: You just guess.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: How much time left for you, Dan? Thank you, Sibs.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I've got 22 more summers.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: No, man.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Give yourself more than just that. 22 Christmases.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Average dude is 72.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: And also, you go by your family and genetics, you know. Generally,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: when does everybody go?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: 80s yeah yeah but you know those goalposts are moving rapidly.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: With a changing society and world.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: We live a lot longer yeah medicines and lifestyles and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: everything those goalposts not our grandparents goalposts anymore okay so
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: so i got another 50 years yeah all right.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Um oh it's me okay He's going to be winning
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Vinyl Classic for the next 50 years.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine? You're going to have to get another
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: trophy because it doesn't fit my name on there.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: He's manifesting.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Like what Mo Salah said in the Monday Motivation. Visualize it. So, yeah,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I think in 50 years' time, this will probably, it
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: will have been, there will be people living there on
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: the moon. I think that's what this movie was about.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I remember the song. I forget the movie.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: When you stay winning, the story doesn't matter. The song
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: doesn't matter. People just vote for you.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: The thing is, I know the scene. I can see
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: the scene. I think they were trying to go live
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: on the moon, but it's Aerosmith, the song. So somebody
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: sent me the plot. It's Armageddon, and an asteroid was
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: coming to kill everybody on Earth. Thank you very much
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: for that. I don't know if you see what I fall.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: I drift in and out of consciousness during movies. I'll
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: see a bit at the beginning, and then I'll wake up.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Somewhere towards the end. So, yeah, I've missed some great movies.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: But that's my song, Aerosmith. I don't want to miss
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: a thing. That's definitely your winner this morning. Thanks very much.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: You can vote right now. Sherlyn, what have you got?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Why did Ramiz shake your hand just now, Darren?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: He said thanks for the tickets for the comedy show
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: on the weekend. I said, it's a pleasure. Could have
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: saved this for after nine, but yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Anyway, don't hate the player, hate the game. When someone
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: comes with a winning song, what are you going to do?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you just got to let it be.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: I know there's someone in traffic who has to sing
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: this this morning. Let it be The Beatles, your vinyl
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: classic this morning.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Come on, let it be. Let it out and let
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: it be with the Beatles.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Sherlin for the win. Let's go, Cape Town.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: You don't even believe in yourself there, I could tell.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: No, really.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: You brought a winning song. I don't think there could
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: have been a more perfect song. Sometimes you just got.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: To let it be. Let it be. What will be
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: will be. Let it be.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: It sounds like that speech... What is that lady saying?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Let them. Let them.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mel Robbins.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Sherlyn Barnes. Let it be.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: No, let it be. Protect your peace.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: You know, when somebody hates you, let it be.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Let it be, babes.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 11: Let it be.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Somebody cuts you off in traffic.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Let it be.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Let it be.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Let it be. You just want to sing along before
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: 9 o'clock in traffic. The Beatles, let it be.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Western Cape, what do you want? You want Beatles or
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: you want Mark Aerosmith? Vote now.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: 082-945-0940.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 17: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: The final classic.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: On KFM Mornings.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: I know it.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Could go any way. I know it.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: I know it. I know it.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Why do I feel like Sherlyn's going to win?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Darren, do you know?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Shut up. I honestly do feel like you're going to.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 9: Shut up.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: It's the Beatles, Sherilyn. It's the Beatles. But let's see
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: what you voted for.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Sherilyn for the win. Sherilyn for the win.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Darren.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 17: Sherilyn.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Darren for the win, please. Sherilyn for today.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 11: Sherilyn.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: It must be. Let it be. Let it be.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: My vote goes for Darren.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: See?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: This win is for all of us.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Do you know when you are so scarred? and you
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: haven't won in so long. You're preaching to the choir.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: You almost don't know what this feels like anymore.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 12: Hallelujah!
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Western Cape. Thank you, Cape Town.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I had a gut feeling.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Let it be. You shush, let's play the song. Oh,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: felt nice to say that.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Well, that was actually lovely.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: That was healing.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: That was. Well done, Sherlyn Barnes. You're on the board.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: We do it again tomorrow.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Thank you for listening. Have yourself a great Monday. Remember,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: two things today. We've got rain in the mother city
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: later on. And the pollen bomb has arrived. Allergy sufferers,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: it's going to be a tough week for you. Get
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: yourself some Texa allergy.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Other than that, thank you for listening and we will
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: see you tomorrow at 6 o'clock.