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Episode 248: The Spawn Camp fight club part 2! · WASD and Beyond

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  No, it was just you jerking off a kid.
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  Gordon Freeman. I was going to his ability to
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  take out a fucking avatar, my guy.
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  I was going to say he's. My head is.
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  Already on my prediction, it's like, well, it can't be Gordon
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  Freeman. Who?
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  On that side, who on that side of the list would Gordon Freeman
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  be? Let's be real, Nobody.
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  A lot of. People, Ellie.
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  Maybe Ellie? Maybe Ellie.
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  Yeah, maybe Ellie. I think, I think he.
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  Might also be able to be an octodad you guys got.
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  To play the game you. Guys are going to play the game,
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  you guys are going to play the game.
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  I think he loses to pretty much everyone.
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  Like he loses to Marcus Phoenix for sure.
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  He loses to Leon Kennedy absolutely.
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  He loses to Laura Croft, Lara Croft.
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  Probably, yeah. Oh 100% what has he really done?
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  Like he's just. A nerd and I listen, I was
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  listening back and Nick, Nick was like, Nick was like, well,
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  he took down the the fucking he took down the nylon or whatever.
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  How did he do that? Did he do that, like physically
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  with his hands or did he press a button that triggered a thing
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  that killed the nylon? With his fucking hands.
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  Because I feel like in that game it's a lot of set up, set up,
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  set up, press a button and then with his.
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  Hands. What does what does that mean
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  though? Like he choked it out.
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  But what do you mean did he physically with?
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  His weapons? You could.
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  You could kill it however you want.
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  You want to try to kill the nylons with a fucking well, you
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  have to. You have to shoot a rocket into
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  its head. OK, so he used a rocket.
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  So he had to, yeah, he had to find a rocket launcher to.
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  Do welcome back to the WASD and Beyond podcast, everybody.
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  We're host Nick, Noah, Evan and Brody.
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  Oh man, great start of the show. We're back on Gordon Froman.
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  Don't know why I will. Mention from last week.
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  And now on to the brackets. How was that?
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  Really good. Cool.
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  I just like to hear. I just like to hear you guys say
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  it. That's why I ask.
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  You like? Praise.
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  Yeah, it's a king thing. I think, yeah.
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  It's a king thing. I think my dad really neglected
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  it. So now, yeah, the older I get, I
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  have to hear people go Atta boy, because if I don't get the Atta
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  boy, it's an immediate panic attack.
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  That's why I asked Mel if he would call me big guy from now
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  on. He never does.
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  But. Well, why you eat Hot Chip?
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  I did it immediately after you. Asked.
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  He did. He did do it immediately after I
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  asked SO. I He called you, big boy.
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  Call me big guy, Big guy. Not big boy.
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  No, no, no, not big Boy. Big boy, there's a whole
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  different thing. Yeah, there's a very big
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  difference. Between is big boy in reference
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  to the hog or is that just we talk about the restaurant?
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  It seems like it. I'm definitely not talking about
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  the restaurant. The restaurant sucks.
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  It's not as good as when you get older. 100% not talking about
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  the restaurant. It's like prison food.
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  I mean, it's like in line with like a, like a.
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  Rams horn I I haven't had it in a long time.
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  I think Rams horn is better. A Rams horn like diner.
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  Place is that local? Yeah, it's it's a Michigan
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  thing. I.
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  Think it local. What you're talking about?
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  Fun fact Fun fact about Rams horn.
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  It's better than big Boy in my opinion.
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  It's better than big Boy and we used when we were in a band, the
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  owner of Ram's Horn's son had his own band and he used the
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  Ram's Horn money to try to, let's just say elevate his band
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  to higher levels with Mommy Daddy Ram's Horn Money I.
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  See what it should the Ram's. Horn.
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  Let's just say he put it all up his nose.
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  The the sovereign wealth of Ram's Horn.
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  And his band flopped and we laughed.
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  And every time he was at a show, we mercifully, unmercifully
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  bullied him. Anyways, let's talk about video
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  games. You think that would have gone
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  better if it was macaroni grill money?
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  He was heir to the macaroni. Grill like Clinton?
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  What? No, no, I think.
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  It would have gone. Macaroni Grill is not that is
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  not local. Olga's, Olga's, Olga's.
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  It would have gone better if it was like Olga's money.
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  Yeah, that would have been insane.
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  Why does that buy better cocaine?
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  Olga's money just well, Olga's is a better restaurant.
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  It buys more bread, though it's it's more expensive to eat
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  there. All of the people from Michigan
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  know what you're talking about. No one else does.
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  Well, people know what Macaroni Grill is.
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  That's a national. It was a national chain.
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  What about Max and Irma's? Don't touch?
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  Well, that may be a Midwestern thing.
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  I'm not sure. Max Max and Irma's had the best.
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  Chocolate cheese sticks you. Could get man.
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  Well, they had the ice cream bar.
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  There's a fucking macaroni grill out in California.
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  There's. Yeah, they're all.
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  They're all gone. I was.
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  I was for a couple. Years.
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  They haven't updated the website.
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  Yeah, no, I was going to say, they don't even have one in
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  Michigan, according to this. No, not anymore.
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  There was 1 and it was across from where I went to college and
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  every day I drove past and I said one day I'm going to go
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  back there and it never did. And then one day it was gone,
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  and then it was a Shake Shack. The one in Illinois is in the
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  fucking airport. I was going to say, I think, I
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  think, I think the last Max and Irmas I saw is in the D Detroit
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  airport. I think it's.
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  There's one in this is. This is macaroni.
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  There used to be 1, the one that there's that B dubs in
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  Farmington Hills now that used to be a Max and Irmas.
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  That's gone. Beat UPS.
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  I hate beat UPS. Is the beat UPS gone now too?
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  I haven't been over there in a while.
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  Yeah, I think that's gone too bad.
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  If you've not, if you've not driven past there in a while,
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  you should. That's very different.
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  That beat UPS is where I actually had like Matt, Chad and
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  a bunch of other people show up because that's what that's when
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  we that's when we did the Super Mario.
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  The smash tourney. The Smash tournaments, we did
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  the Smash. We had a deal with beat UPS
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  where we would do Smash tournaments.
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  I section of their sort. I got to tell you guys Stank.
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  Did the wing? There's my smell.
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  Better if the wing Oh dude or is it just.
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  A bad, bad. It was like, it was like.
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  Bo and Parmesan garlic. It was.
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  Like mustard gas and sarin gas, like, right.
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  And you were in the thick of it, like you couldn't really get
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  out. Of the one guy.
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  Let's one rib and it's. Of white phosphorus in.
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  There, bro, I got it up. You walk into the restaurant,
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  you're like, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
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  Exactly. Well, it always just took
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  forever too, so that was the other thing.
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  But that's because beat up sucks.
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  It's bad. It's yeah, it's bad.
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  Max NERM is far better. Suck my Dick from the back.
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  Beat up is awful. Max and Erma's had better
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  coloring sheets when you were a kid too.
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  I'm just going to bring that up. That's.
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  Good all background new grill that you draw on the table.
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  So Oh well, that's oh see, now I'm pissed off I never got.
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  The and the waiter would come by and write their name like
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  mirrored so that it was the right way for you but backwards
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  for them. Super impressive.
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  Yeah, OK, now I'm really happy that I never got to go to 1 of.
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  These Anyways, who cares what's good?
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  Also, I cares about the bracket. OK, 10 minutes of unusable
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  content. It's all in the episode I've
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  already. I've already done the intro
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  easily. I know I.
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  Can't cut anything after the intro.
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  It's in you full. You can't cut anything, Yeah.
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  Yeah. This is an OBO.
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  Let's let's behave. Let's behave.
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  There's some questions in that those shows.
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  Should we recap what this is? Thank.
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  You Bernie. Bernie said it best.
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  All from you. Cool.
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  Anyways, Noah, let's go through. Let's go through the bracket.
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  Should we? All right, recap what this is.
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  It's a 1V1 fight to the death, standard kit, mid game football
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  field killer be killed. No running around, no using the
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  props. The football field is there for
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  scale. Only you know what that is.
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  You know what it's like. Last time Cal Kestis rose his
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  way to the top, Defeating. Who did he defeat?
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  Where is he? Kirby.
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  Yeah, defeating Kirby, but first.
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  Pink bastard demon. He had defeat Cole, Cole McGrath
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  and Cloud Strife and Octodad to to get to that point.
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  So this this week we're going to do the right side and conclude.
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  So the first fight we have is the semi bot from Repo versus
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  Titus from Space Marine 2. Do you want the Warhammer guy to
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  go first or? I don't know.
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  I don't think. It goes first, do you?
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  Want to go do the? List 1st and then we'll go back
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  to the top or is that? Yeah, we can do that.
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  Yeah. So after that, we're going to
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  have Snake from Metal Gear Solid versus BJ.
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  That's Wolfenstein. We're going to have Nico Bellic
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  versus Master Chief, Arthur Morgan, Arthur Morgan versus Sam
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  Bridges, Doomslayer versus Isaac Link versus Robert Robertson,
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  Nathan Drake versus Jason Brody, and then Jen Sakai has the BI
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  match for the next one. So I will say this, I have an
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  interesting question once we get to Robert Robertson.
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  I know it's it's not Mecca, man, but I do have a question.
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  So we'll get there. OK, if you're going to ask, can
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  he call for help? Can he dispatch?
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  People, can he just dispatch? Well, his standard shows involve
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  his computer. He.
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  Would have his computer there. I mean, he would have, yeah, his
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  computer or his phone. Yeah, He would have a.
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  He would have a. Phone.
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  He might go far. This might be actually kind of.
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  Invisigal. Or I feel like calling help is.
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  Well, we'll get, we'll get there.
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  First we got to. We got to figure out.
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  We'll, we'll see. It's the semi bot's dead, Titus
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  semi bot. Is so fucking dead.
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  This is. Yeah, this is.
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  This is. Really not.
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  A question. What a what a bad role.
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  Yeah, Titus immediately goes. He doesn't even say for the
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  amber. He just goes what the fuck is
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  this Flick I? Don't think he even says that he
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  just hears the semi bot, he just hears the.
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  Semi bot. And it's like one of our voices
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  talking in like 1 of the goofy tones it has and he doesn't
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  even. Say he doesn't just.
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  Walks it. He just walks over, Yeah.
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  He, Titus, is going to hear Fetty Wap coming through the
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  speaker and he's, he's pissed. I'd be like damn.
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  You. Fart.
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  There's really no chance it it wins anything.
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  No, it's dead. It's dead.
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  I think the semi bot could have beaten Robert Robertson
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  potentially. Probably.
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  I could see that, yes. Although Robert Robertson is
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  like, is he like a robotics guy or he just has the suit?
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  Like did he? Have the suit.
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  I mean, when he's just, well, he's.
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  Patched up the suit so he's got a little bit of.
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  But when he's a little bit of just him, he's really like his
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  most special trait when he's I I would say I would argue his his
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  best trait when he's out of the suit is inspiring others as the
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  game is. A little bit of wit, yeah.
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  Like wit in humor. He's not really like fighter,
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  certainly, but we'll get to that when we get to him.
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  Well, OK, who we got, we got snake versus BJI.
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  Think BJ because. I think BJ.
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  Snake can't snake right like that.
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  That was the same thing we ran into with Ezio in the last
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  episode, right? You can't sneak around.
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  Like, I mean, yeah, you got guns and chips, but he's got.
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  The box. He's got the box.
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  Oh yeah, what he could hide from the box.
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  Serious cardboard box in the center of this fucking football.
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  Let's let's also, let's also remember, hold on Nick, before
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  you go on, let's also remember that BJ is basically an ancestor
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  or like what would he technically be an offspring of
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  the Doomslayer or like a long Yeah.
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  So like. No, this is Doom, Doomslayer's
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  offspring of BJ. OK.
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  So then even then I I think it's it's Doomslayer, Doomslayer
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  bloodline versus Snake. I think that.
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  Is you're talking about generational hate, I think the
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  only. BJ hates Nazi is a snake a Nazi?
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  No, no, no, no. But just if he No, no, no, no,
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  no, no. No, I haven't played those.
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  Games but like I think for like BJ here, at least it it once he
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  kills snake, it'd still be it it'd be a nice little salute.
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  He would at least give snake a nice little salute.
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  We can agree that it's. Snake a nut?
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  Yeah, as he. Fucking kills him.
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  Yeah. I think, well, at the end of the
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  day, right, they see each other as hostile, so.
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  Yeah. But it would be a gunfight.
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  BJ wins, you know? They would just be shooting at
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  each other until they got close enough to get a hit.
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  BJ's heads been removed and sewn back on dude.
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  Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Well, all right.
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  Pretty easy, those two, yeah. Oh, this next one, this one real
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  head scratch. Yeah, it's a real tough one
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  here. I think Niko Bellic versus
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  Master Chief. All right, so let's let's give
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  Nico an honest chance here. What could he?
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  Possible chance, Could you? Possibly.
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  Throw a bolt. There's there's no honest
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  chance, but I'm just trying to give him a bit.
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  He throws a. Cheat code into his cell phone
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  and spawns a fucking helicopter. Like what do you mean what's
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  happening here? It's a load out.
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  I guess the phone is standard kit.
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  Yeah. He can spike around the chief.
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  Kit. More likely, what would happen
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  if my playthrough of GTA4 is anything to go by is that he
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  would open up the phone to do it and then Roman would call him
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  and then he's done. Oh my God, yeah, he's dead.
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  Yeah, it. Meanwhile, Master Chief is
• 15:48
  sitting over there with a sniper and an energy sword.
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  Just. Wait, Master Chief from?
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  Oh, he's Halo. Three.
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  OK Halo. Three.
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  OK. I was going to say if.
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  It was Halo 3, Chief. Different.
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  It's just, yeah, Halo the show. He might actually have a chance.
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  Worse. For Nico I I was going to say
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  for for Halo the show Halo the show Chief.
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  I think Nico might stand a chance, but any video?
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  Yeah, that's because he doesn't have his ass on.
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  He just has his ass out. He's got yeah, Master.
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  Chiefs, yeah. He's.
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  Got I saw something with that. Halo 3.
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  He's the other day, just a completely unrelated show, and I
• 16:23
  was like, man, I fucking hate this guy.
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  Oh, the reactor, Yeah, that's. Directors and shit.
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  That's Liam Schreiber's brother, that he's like his younger
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  brother or whatever. I don't.
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  Know. If you knew about that, he
• 16:34
  played what's his name from the X-Men Origins movie.
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  What's his brother's name? Sabretooth.
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  He played Sabretooth. Oh yeah, shitty X-Men Origins
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  movie that came out a long time ago.
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  Okay, yeah, that guy. I actually don't have anything
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  against the guy. I'm pretty sure he was playing a
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  shit bag in whatever we were watching.
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  I can't remember what it was. Probably.
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  Yeah, You saw it. It just gave you a bad taste in
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  your you're like fucking. Typically never the actors
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  fault, however. You know what's?
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  You know what you're doing. Dude, come on, you, you read,
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  you read the script where it said your cheeks are out, You're
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  you're like, does this serve Master Chief Would my.
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  Exterior. Ever do that?
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  Sir, I have a question about this script.
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  No, no, no, no, no. OK, fine, I'll get my cheeks
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  out. They just lean over.
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  And just go shoot, shoot. It's like, come on, think about
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  it for a little. Bit Oh my God.
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  Well, technically you never show his face either, but we're
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  showing you OK all. Right.
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  Well, we saw his face in another show.
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  So there you go, Master Chief Face reveal.
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  All right. So Master Chief wins that one.
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  Yeah, Master Chief wins, Wins Master Chief.
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  Wins. Now, I I think this is where
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  it's going to get a little interesting, a little even more
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  evenly matched. We got Arthur Morgan versus Sam
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  Bridges. Well, good news is Arthur
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  Morgan, halfway through that game, does not have
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  tuberculosis. That is what I was going to say.
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  He does so very good for him. That bad news is Sam has at this
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  point an arsenal of automatic weapons, which that first that's
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  stranding, yeah. I would say.
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  There, what's the argument? He, he has blood weapons.
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  He the bullets have literal blood inside him, so he's just
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  infecting him more than even if he's not sick.
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  Arthur has mid level deadeye and a rolling block rifle.
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  That is all he. Needs.
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  I was going to say the deadeye. I, I and I get that.
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  But the technology here though? Arthur's also listening to
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  D'Angelo while this is happening.
• 18:38
  Also, he has a war. He only goes so.
• 18:40
  Far. Like a bullet to the head
• 18:42
  revolver is the fucking same as a.
• 18:44
  Bullet, he's the head from. Something.
• 18:46
  Else get that he's still got to hit.
• 18:48
  I think Arthur probably wins, but I don't I don't I wouldn't I
• 18:52
  wouldn't count Sam out just yet. I.
• 18:54
  Mean I think this is one of the more challenging ones on this
• 18:58
  side. This is a pretty difficult pick
• 19:00
  because we're assuming that both characters see each other as an
• 19:04
  immediate threat, and Arthur's a very at at least implied
• 19:08
  dependent even regardless of you know your how you play him.
• 19:11
  He's very much implied as being a very dangerous outlaw in a lot
• 19:15
  of ways, and he got that reputation somehow.
• 19:17
  So that's kind of where I lean towards where Sam is not.
• 19:23
  He's not a violent by. Danger person?
• 19:25
  Yeah, he's not known for being dangerous or particularly.
• 19:27
  Violent. So like especially in the first
• 19:29
  game, everything. Is more of a party.
• 19:31
  Right, for the most part. Yes.
• 19:33
  No. More or less.
• 19:34
  I mean, yeah, like. Yeah.
• 19:37
  It's not his inclination to try to kill someone, whereas Arthur
• 19:41
  really wouldn't bat much of a fucking eye at it.
• 19:44
  Birdie brings up a good point here because the entire point of
• 19:46
  not killing people in the first game.
• 19:48
  I don't remember how much of a difference it makes in the
• 19:50
  second game, but the whole point of not killing people is because
• 19:53
  they will have they will cause a.
• 19:54
  Void out. Which is like a big explosion.
• 19:56
  Essentially. So I'm wondering if that also.
• 19:58
  You don't like he? He's inherently trained to not
• 20:01
  kill people. I was going to say that's that's
• 20:03
  a big that's a big against Sam because Sam and the at this
• 20:07
  point has seen what a void out will do.
• 20:10
  So he's he'd be apprehensive. He would Sam.
• 20:13
  In this instance, Sam would. I think he would choke.
• 20:17
  Hesitate. He would.
• 20:18
  He would. Hesitate, whereas Arthur
• 20:19
  wouldn't. But the problem is he's a
• 20:20
  repatriate. So that I think in this instance
• 20:24
  doesn't necessarily. It applies because it.
• 20:28
  Does it apply? Is he gonna?
• 20:31
  So how quick does that? How long does it take for him to
• 20:33
  come back after Arthur shoots him?
• 20:36
  Let's say Arthur pops him in the head with the revolver.
• 20:38
  Yeah, 100 yards away, right? He gets a great dead eye shot,
• 20:41
  you know, and. I don't know how long it takes
• 20:44
  to repatriate or repatriate. So like what is that?
• 20:47
  Like he heals. He doesn't.
• 20:49
  He can't. He can't die.
• 20:51
  He can't. Die.
• 20:53
  Sam cannot die exactly. So do you think that?
• 20:57
  He could be stranded on the beach though, but not by a
• 21:00
  bullet to the head is not just going to.
• 21:02
  But so then, but in the game. Go ahead, Noah.
• 21:05
  Well, so I didn't play it in the Deo Kojima God in the game when
• 21:11
  if your health zeroes out, what happens?
• 21:15
  You died and come back. You re, you repatriate, which is
• 21:18
  where? In game Noah, you find your, you
• 21:22
  find like essentially Sam's body.
• 21:25
  You go back into his mouth, it does a little cutscene, and then
• 21:28
  you you restart the last checkpoint, so to speak.
• 21:31
  It's Kojima. I don't know what you want me to
• 21:33
  say. I can't.
• 21:34
  Bertie's face is all you need. We need to see like it's.
• 21:36
  Immediate it's Immediate it's. Immediately it's.
• 21:39
  Immediately, yeah, I think if Arthur gets the shot.
• 21:42
  On immediately, with his soul watching back from the seam to
• 21:45
  the beat. So, but do we?
• 21:46
  But do we think that that really applies in this instance or is
• 21:49
  it more? Of yeah, because it's a thing he
• 21:50
  does. Yeah, so like so then he But
• 21:52
  does he win everything? Because when he fights Chief,
• 21:55
  he's just going to repatriate too, until he figures out how to
• 21:57
  beat. Yeah, like.
• 21:58
  Yeah, I see what you're saying. There's a certain.
• 22:00
  Level of invincibility that comes with that that makes.
• 22:06
  I think there's, I don't write the rules, but I'm willing to
• 22:09
  bend here. I'm willing to bend here,
• 22:11
  absolutely. Because that becomes a thing
• 22:13
  where Sam just wins. Yeah, but also that's a, it's a
• 22:16
  fucking, it's, it's a video game mechanic.
• 22:18
  Everybody responds. You can dress it up however you
• 22:21
  want. That's true.
• 22:22
  It's not. They just because they just
• 22:24
  because they put. I get it, but it is a story beat
• 22:27
  as well. Just because they put.
• 22:28
  Why? Sam.
• 22:29
  Is a thing. Yeah, I don't think that.
• 22:31
  I give what you're saying, Nick. I think just because of the
• 22:34
  sense of the bracket though. Yeah, no, I listen.
• 22:38
  No, I know, I know you're not. Arthur would shoot on sight.
• 22:43
  Sam would not. Arthur chokes.
• 22:45
  Let's just say he does repatriate.
• 22:48
  A death is a death you lose. Yeah.
• 22:50
  He's he's still, yeah. He comes back.
• 22:52
  We'll say he does come back. So technically it's just like a
• 22:55
  but give me one second. You guys continue on.
• 23:00
  OK, yeah, I I think Arthur, Arthur's going to win this
• 23:06
  mainly because he's going to be first to attack.
• 23:08
  And I think that would be the only thing that like, if Sam did
• 23:13
  come in aggressive and did pull out some future fucking bullshit
• 23:19
  Hideo Kojima fucking weapon of some sort, sure, I think he'd
• 23:23
  probably take him. But I don't think, I don't know,
• 23:28
  it is kind of one of those difficult things because you
• 23:31
  kind of look through, I mean, most of most of the people we've
• 23:34
  had in here have been aggressive off of the RIP anyway.
• 23:38
  So I don't think we've like leaned in that direction where
• 23:41
  we like, Oh, well, you know, if this guy's automatically
• 23:46
  aggressive, like, I mean, Cole McGrath beat Mario, right?
• 23:50
  So it's like, yeah, Mario wouldn't be inherently
• 23:52
  aggressive right off the get go either.
• 23:54
  But I think in this instance, I don't know, I guess we I guess
• 24:00
  there is the one situation where we said Mario would be Ellie.
• 24:04
  So it is kind of like. There's a chance.
• 24:08
  There is precedent for it, but also I still think Arthur Morgan
• 24:14
  is a more trained trained killer.
• 24:16
  I guess more experienced killer than what Sam is.
• 24:19
  Yeah, I I would agree with experienced, yeah.
• 24:22
  It seems like Sam kills out of necessity and Arthur does it
• 24:26
  like because he's good at it. But he like really doesn't
• 24:29
  through the games because those deaths will cause essentially,
• 24:32
  like we said, like nuclear explosions.
• 24:34
  However. That's what I'm saying.
• 24:35
  Like he doesn't. Like he's not.
• 24:37
  He's not. Yeah, I get what you're.
• 24:39
  We didn't want to make a ruling without you here, just in case
• 24:42
  you were going to object. Arthur Morgan's going to win
• 24:45
  because like I said, yes, he'll repatriate.
• 24:49
  I I think a death is a death. I I think he just wins on.
• 24:52
  You die, you die, you lose the fight if you.
• 24:54
  Die That's that's about it yeah like I'm I'm sure Sam could pull
• 24:57
  out some sort of future attacker like some sort of move set that
• 25:00
  might screw with him. But even then it's it's a
• 25:03
  distance fight at that point. Neither of them are particularly
• 25:05
  fast on their own. They are.
• 25:08
  It's the best part of this entire thing is that they have
• 25:12
  to go. Whoever wins this has to face
• 25:14
  Chief next, so let. Me tell you I'm going to be, I'm
• 25:17
  going to be arguing like I'm in court for my boy Arthur Morgan
• 25:19
  when he fights Chief. I'm going to be.
• 25:21
  I think you're pulling out all the stops.
• 25:23
  Sam Sam at this point would also have augmented legs, augmented
• 25:28
  fists. I don't think it makes a.
• 25:31
  Difference for Arthur. The Arthur got that man.
• 25:33
  From the 1700s or whatever. So the only thing is Sam would
• 25:37
  have incredible speed at this point because of the bio legs or
• 25:42
  the Morgan has a. Tax lever action rifle.
• 25:45
  I was going to say, have you ever been shot with a
• 25:46
  Winchester? Yeah.
• 25:48
  Like I don't think it's going to feel good for Sam no matter what
• 25:50
  tech. He's I understand, I'm just
• 25:52
  saying the future tech here may outdo Arthur but I don't think
• 25:56
  Sam would. He would hesitate and choke even
• 25:59
  if he got close. Arthur's going to win.
• 26:01
  I think like we were just talking about it while you were
• 26:03
  gone. I I genuinely think Sam Porter
• 26:07
  Bridges has the level of aggressiveness that like Octodad
• 26:11
  has. They're really not aggressive
• 26:13
  human beings or. Characters.
• 26:15
  This is the second thing I would say no.
• 26:18
  No, that's yeah, that's different.
• 26:19
  But like I think that Sam is in the first game, especially mid
• 26:23
  game, he's really not accustomed to fighting still.
• 26:26
  Like he's aware of it. He knows he has to do it, but he
• 26:28
  still doesn't. He doesn't take, he doesn't kill
• 26:31
  people. Yeah, I mean, he doesn't want
• 26:33
  to. No, he doesn't want to.
• 26:35
  Exactly. Arthur doesn't give a fuck.
• 26:37
  Arthur's just going. To go fuck you, Arthur Morgan
• 26:39
  goes through, Yeah. Yeah, Arthur goes to fight
• 26:41
  Chief. Incredible.
• 26:44
  Next up is the Doomslayer from the Eternal versus Isaac.
• 26:49
  Doomslayer. Yeah, I think Isaac is going to
• 26:52
  see it and be like, OK, maybe I could take that and then it
• 26:55
  doomslayer's just going to be dodging and weaving and.
• 26:59
  Here's the problem. It's Eternal Doom Slayer too, so
• 27:03
  the fastest fastest. Fuck.
• 27:06
  Right, how do so how do how do we think this really goes down?
• 27:08
  I because I I love my boy Isaac, but I don't think he wins is I
• 27:12
  don't. Think, I think he just starts,
• 27:14
  he starts firing off that weapon, but it's too slow.
• 27:17
  He never hits him. And then I think before he knows
• 27:19
  it, like the Doomslayer's going to hit him with a flying knee
• 27:22
  right through his head. I think he's not going to shoot
• 27:24
  Isaac either. He's just going to RIP him.
• 27:25
  Apart, I think you guys are all giving Isaac way too much
• 27:27
  credit. He's going to see his.
• 27:29
  I was not. Don't worry, he's going to see.
• 27:31
  The ghost of his girlfriend behind the Doomslayer, and he's
• 27:33
  going to die because he's going to just be entirely focused on
• 27:36
  the apparition. Yeah, what a power of bench.
• 27:39
  I mean, it's yeah, he's very much a a, a plagued individual,
• 27:42
  I would say. So like I think he just loses us
• 27:45
  on count of he's going to see the Doomslayer and think he's
• 27:47
  some sort of like alpha necromorphism.
• 27:51
  He's not going to know what to. Do with?
• 27:53
  I mean, kinda, yeah. I mean.
• 27:55
  Essentially, yeah, he's not going to be as grotesque,
• 27:57
  obviously, but it's certainly going to be something where it's
• 27:59
  so jarring you don't know what to deal with.
• 28:01
  And yeah, you like you guys said, his weapons are far too
• 28:03
  slow and he's far too slow to deal with.
• 28:06
  Yeah, especially Doom Eternal. It's like a Doom Eternal fastest
• 28:09
  Doomslayer. So yeah, like he he, I don't
• 28:12
  think he'd have a chance of any Doomslayer, but.
• 28:15
  Any doomslayer would have killed Isaac.
• 28:17
  Even from the first game on. It's like this.
• 28:20
  The angriest It is the he is the angriest man alive ever.
• 28:26
  I'll give I'll give him one chance.
• 28:28
  Do you guys think that the the the plasma cutter would cut
• 28:32
  through any part of Doomslayer's armor at all?
• 28:34
  I don't think he would have a chance to use it.
• 28:37
  That's a fairpoint. If you guys think it's too slow,
• 28:39
  maybe I don't know. I don't know anything about the
• 28:42
  material that his. Suit is made out of that armor
• 28:45
  is no doom one through 3 probably it would cut through
• 28:50
  but also like Doom 1, Doom 1 there's that like exposed belly
• 28:54
  there's like. Yeah, because I wanted to shoot
• 28:56
  some bad rock. He had hot boys summer fucking
• 28:59
  crop top man. So then is that is, well,
• 29:02
  Doomslayer's never entirely covered, so is there a chance
• 29:04
  Isaac gets a shot off on the arms, maybe cuts off an arm?
• 29:07
  I don't think so. I'm not.
• 29:08
  I think the. Modern ones.
• 29:10
  He is covered, isn't he? He is.
• 29:11
  He's got, he's got a little bit of a thing right there, but.
• 29:14
  That's oh, so it's so small it wouldn't even matter.
• 29:16
  Yeah, I like, it's not some sort of dead eye.
• 29:18
  I don't think he was going to get some crazy shot off.
• 29:21
  He knows how to shoot the big fleshy parts of like.
• 29:24
  A You know he's already killed the devil.
• 29:26
  And I also just think at. This point I think whatever
• 29:29
  weapon I think Doomslayer wins. Whatever weapon Isaac has, it's
• 29:33
  too slow, you know? This is also a mid game.
• 29:38
  Yeah. Yeah, so BFG.
• 29:41
  Yeah. Yeah, so so he has that.
• 29:42
  I was going to say the only saving grace that Isaac has at
• 29:45
  this point mid game is he has the it's not a gravity gun, but
• 29:48
  it's that gravity repulsor gun that basically like flays off
• 29:52
  the the flesh or like just uses this huge blast of gravity in a
• 29:58
  certain direction. I think that would help if he
• 30:00
  was trying to push Doomslayer back.
• 30:01
  But I don't think Doomslayer needs to get close.
• 30:03
  I think this Doomslayer has. The grappling hook too, though.
• 30:07
  Oh, I didn't. I don't.
• 30:08
  I didn't Doomaturnel. That's fair.
• 30:10
  Yeah, yeah, 100%. Isaac I.
• 30:12
  Haven't had a Doomaturnel in a long time.
• 30:14
  Yeah, it's a good. Reference Yeah, he goes to
• 30:15
  repulsive and that that fucking. Right through the net straight.
• 30:19
  Through his throat. So here's the thing I would love
• 30:21
  to see a bunch of because Dead Space always had those really
• 30:23
  cool kill cams when you died. Would love to see a bunch of
• 30:26
  Doomslayer killing Isaac like that, would be pretty cool.
• 30:30
  Pretty sweet. I like Isaac, but that's.
• 30:34
  I like Isaac too, but yeah, he loses that.
• 30:37
  I liked it when he made a cameo appearance in Skate 3.
• 30:40
  That was my favorite. Didn't he really?
• 30:42
  That's a. Slayer moment or Dead Space
• 30:45
  skate 3? Oh skate 3 I was thinking of
• 30:48
  Tony Hawk Pro. Skating where do?
• 30:49
  You know. But Isaac was in Skate 3 if you
• 30:53
  entered a code and he had his own little that's a skateboard.
• 30:57
  Hell yeah. That's bad.
• 30:59
  Most of them have been skateboarders at some.
• 31:02
  Point now who wins in the game of Skate?
• 31:04
  That's the real question. Isaac well, do you think Slayer
• 31:07
  has proven pretty thrashy? Isaac plays Isaac exists in a
• 31:12
  more accurate, more realistic skateboarding game.
• 31:15
  So I'm going to give it to him on that.
• 31:16
  But that's. Fine, I don't give it to you
• 31:18
  have to understand, Isaac is a Lovecraftian protagonist.
• 31:21
  He is constantly plagued by horrific images.
• 31:24
  He's moping all the time. I don't think he has the he's
• 31:28
  too depressed to skate. Like he he no dude, he would
• 31:31
  definitely bust out a sweet switch laser flip down A4 block.
• 31:34
  Yeah, he would. But then he would like
• 31:36
  immediately, like pull a gun and point it at himself because he
• 31:39
  was just doing, I can't deal with the images anymore.
• 31:41
  And it's like, what are you talking about, Isaac?
• 31:43
  He's like. He's a big fan.
• 31:44
  He's like, he's like the marker and we're like, what are you?
• 31:47
  Talking about in the in the next bracket, when we do video game
• 31:50
  characters that appear in extreme sports games, we'll get
• 31:56
  more into that, but. Yeah.
• 31:58
  Now we need we need to learn what would happen if we put up
• 32:03
  Link from Breath of the Wild and Robert Robertson.
• 32:07
  OK, so let's decide now. Can Robert call in help?
• 32:13
  I don't think. You can try, but it's going to
• 32:15
  take them time to get there, and by that time I think Link's
• 32:18
  going to have put the master. Bow and arrow right through the
• 32:20
  head or bow and arrow bow. And arrow.
• 32:23
  And it's big game, so he's got at least two of the four.
• 32:30
  Like what do they call the divine?
• 32:32
  Beasts, Yeah, Oh my God. This is also really hard to
• 32:36
  determine what you would have kitted out at mid game because
• 32:41
  of how right how the structure like you could technically go
• 32:44
  get the master sword. Super I so I had the master
• 32:47
  sword early because I traded all my stamina for hearts.
• 32:51
  And. Dispatch.
• 32:52
  Dispatch mid game is also not really any different because
• 32:55
  they're like inherently the inherently the mid game of
• 32:59
  dispatch is when several of your characters are upgraded.
• 33:03
  So like, that doesn't really affect Robert in any sort of
• 33:06
  real sense at this point because he can't call and help.
• 33:08
  My thing is, I think Robert gets a point for scrappiness.
• 33:11
  I think he's going to survive a couple attacks from Link.
• 33:14
  If it's a bow and arrow. Robert's just a little bit
• 33:17
  scrappy. He's going to.
• 33:21
  I mean. You're you're aiming here, you
• 33:24
  know, like and he's he's scrappy again, like I sort of he's gonna
• 33:27
  these are. Divine arrows.
• 33:29
  OK, it could be. Robert Robertson is also a NECA
• 33:31
  man in what? If he just throws a magic bomb
• 33:35
  at. Yeah, he's like, that's a
• 33:36
  different thing. Yeah, he doesn't win that.
• 33:38
  I'm saying like if it's just if it's an arrow and it's towards
• 33:41
  Robert, I think he might have scrappiness to survive.
• 33:43
  I don't think he wins this, I think.
• 33:44
  Think, I mean, there's, there's a potential that Link might
• 33:47
  throw like a tree branch at him and that might piss him off a
• 33:50
  little bit. Or he uses the Clorox leaf and
• 33:53
  just blows him around. I didn't give anything.
• 33:55
  I think if anything Robert gets maybe 1 phone call but I don't
• 34:00
  think it would really make a difference by the time they got
• 34:03
  there. The only person who the only
• 34:04
  person who can make the difference on that would be
• 34:07
  what's her name? With the fast guy, who's the
• 34:10
  fast? Guy.
• 34:11
  Oh, you're talking about who's the fucking?
• 34:15
  Oh God, why can't I think of her name?
• 34:18
  I'm talking a music gal. No, not a music gal.
• 34:20
  The other. One Jeffrey Wright.
• 34:22
  No. The other love interests.
• 34:24
  Fuck, why are we forgiving? Her name?
• 34:27
  Because we, we, we haven't. Played this.
• 34:28
  She's the the blonde lady, right?
• 34:30
  Yeah, yeah, blonde blazer. The blue blonde.
• 34:33
  Blazer. Well, and then and then.
• 34:35
  Also, I love that. Who's her boyfriend?
• 34:37
  What's what's her boyfriend's name?
• 34:39
  It's God. Damn it Omni Omni man fuck.
• 34:48
  Omni Omni man, that's Invincible spoilers.
• 34:52
  I can't remember her boyfriend's name.
• 34:53
  Oh my. Gosh, link wins I think were
• 34:55
  agreed. Yes, link wins.
• 34:57
  Link wins, but I I think. Link.
• 34:59
  For sure. I think the only thing that
• 35:01
  would have saved Robert is if he could call in blonde phenomenon
• 35:03
  or phenomenon phenomenon. I think.
• 35:06
  I think that's the only thing. Because honestly, yeah, no, but
• 35:08
  not even Jeffrey Wright's character would be able to
• 35:09
  because Jeffrey Wright's character is old.
• 35:11
  He's that's like kind of the crux of that.
• 35:13
  That's that he's like not allowed to run fast.
• 35:17
  It's not. Yeah, Flame Bay or Sonar could
• 35:20
  maybe get there quick, but Flame Bay's an asshole.
• 35:23
  Still to Robert by. This point I don't think he
• 35:25
  would. Sonar has a drug issue.
• 35:27
  Well, and then also depends mid game is you choose.
• 35:30
  So that's another thing. Yeah, Sonar could maybe not be a
• 35:33
  part of your team at all at that point.
• 35:36
  Yeah. Hey, look at.
• 35:37
  Their fights. Link wins.
• 35:38
  It doesn't matter. Yeah.
• 35:39
  Yeah, Link wins for sure. I this fight.
• 35:42
  This is gonna be a fight. This one, this one should be
• 35:46
  good. Yeah, this.
• 35:47
  Is too literally fist to come. To normal guys Nathan Drake and
• 35:52
  Jason Brody. So I'll start this one off.
• 35:56
  Go ahead. I have heard it described that
• 35:59
  Nathan Drake doesn't actually lose health.
• 36:02
  He loses luck. He utilizes his luck and when he
• 36:07
  gets hit and dies, finally his luck ran out.
• 36:11
  And I actually really like that. And that being said, it's not
• 36:16
  ever explained in games that way but the way Nathan Drake takes
• 36:21
  out drones of fucking. People.
• 36:23
  Oh, he's a mass killer. He he's killed more people in
• 36:27
  Sony games than most. Characters to to give birdie
• 36:30
  he's. Kind of a fucking.
• 36:31
  Menace Jason Birdie is also a mass killer.
• 36:34
  I'm not going to disagree with that.
• 36:35
  Yeah, this is also true. Nathan Nathan Drake is
• 36:38
  absolutely a mass killer I think as well Jason Birdie is.
• 36:40
  They're just different, different styles, right?
• 36:44
  Like Nathan drinks very much. Two sides of the same coin.
• 36:47
  Nathan drinks very much chasing that Indiana Jones I'm taking
• 36:50
  down bad guys thing, whereas Jason Brody kind of.
• 36:53
  I would argue he loses a little bit of his mind in the process.
• 36:58
  Yeah, that's like the whole crux of the game is when if you
• 37:01
  decide to leave the island, he's like, he's like, we're leaving,
• 37:04
  but I'm fucked. This is so bad.
• 37:06
  Like I'm. Broke right or if he I got this
• 37:08
  half. Sleeve tattoo What's?
• 37:11
  Her name kids and then dies anyway so.
• 37:13
  Yeah. You know not.
• 37:16
  Good. I think this is a tough one.
• 37:18
  But Jason Brody has more guns, I would say.
• 37:21
  More weapons. Yeah, you know, he's got the
• 37:24
  bow, but I think if it came down to like fisticuffs, I don't
• 37:28
  know, I think. I think Jason Brody would.
• 37:30
  Win, I think I think, I think Nathan Drake wins because I
• 37:33
  don't think Jason Birdie could handle the quips because he.
• 37:36
  Barely. I don't know.
• 37:37
  Jason has the jungle madness, and that's gonna he does.
• 37:40
  Have the jungle madness quips, Yeah.
• 37:41
  But that's The thing is like, he fights like, what's, what's the,
• 37:44
  the character's name? His name's Voss or whatever.
• 37:47
  The one with the Mohawk. Yeah.
• 37:49
  Yeah. And he's always taunting Jason
• 37:52
  Birdie. And Birdie is Jason Birdie's
• 37:54
  like, like, yeah. And like he, he loses his
• 37:57
  footing a little bit. He gets a little too aggressive.
• 37:59
  I think he doesn't handle it as well if Nathan Drake's like, oh,
• 38:03
  you got that cool tattoo on your arm, huh?
• 38:06
  And it's like, oh, yeah, I think, I think Jason Brody's
• 38:08
  going to get a little pissed off at that.
• 38:09
  I don't think he's. I think he's going to lose his
• 38:11
  footing or he's going to lose his, I think.
• 38:13
  People get mad in a fight they tend to fucking lose because
• 38:17
  they quit paying attention to what the fuck they're.
• 38:19
  Doing and I would argue Nathan Drake has this incredible
• 38:23
  quality of this is Uncharted 3. So I would argue he never really
• 38:31
  gets mad in a fight. He just knows it's survival.
• 38:36
  It's it's either I win and I get to keep going or I get knocked
• 38:41
  out and I die or lose or whatever.
• 38:43
  Like I guess that's the thing that maybe it's always present
• 38:45
  throughout the Uncharted games. Nathan Drake never really gets
• 38:49
  aggressive or angry in the way that a lot of other protagonists
• 38:51
  do, if that's. Because he's a fucking
• 38:53
  psychopath. Well, yeah, he's.
• 38:55
  He has killed so many people and immediately after it's over he
• 38:59
  makes a fucking quip like he's a fucking.
• 39:03
  It's the essence of Naughty Dog characters.
• 39:05
  I don't know. They always have these
• 39:06
  incredible journeys, but they kill swaths of people just.
• 39:09
  Gutted a man and he's like. Nathan Drake, because he's
• 39:13
  Sony's Loki, basically, is what I'm going to say.
• 39:16
  Nathan Drake is the type of character where you kill a hotel
• 39:18
  room full of people. You go up to the hotel roof and
• 39:20
  jump in the pool and he goes Marco.
• 39:23
  He's waiting for someone to say Polo Shake.
• 39:25
  While there's not, he's just loading everywhere.
• 39:29
  Sorry, I didn't mean to. Splash every he's.
• 39:32
  Like, yeah, Bertie's right. He's a psychopath.
• 39:34
  That's why I think he. Wins.
• 39:36
  It sounds like I'm being outvoted here.
• 39:38
  It sounds like Nathan Drake's gonna take it.
• 39:40
  Well, what's the argument for you though?
• 39:42
  I would just say Jason Brody has like an assault rifle and Nathan
• 39:45
  Drake is gonna get hit by that. They both have assault rifles at
• 39:48
  this point. Well, so I then, yeah, if it
• 39:50
  comes to a hand to hand, I think Jason Brody just does stabbing
• 39:55
  hand to hand if you don't fight hand to hand.
• 39:57
  I think Nathan Drake wins fisticuffs just on virtue of the
• 40:00
  games being better in family. Jason Combat versus Jason Brody
• 40:05
  is going to come at him with that ceremonial.
• 40:07
  He's got the, he's got the ceremonial and.
• 40:09
  Nathan Drake is going to be like, I need that, I want that.
• 40:13
  He's gonna take it, dude. Oh.
• 40:14
  Yeah, he's gonna try to fucking. That's a good point.
• 40:17
  That's a good point. Wow.
• 40:18
  Yeah, he said. Oh, an artifact from an
• 40:20
  Aboriginal culture. I'll have that please.
• 40:23
  It's a shame you like the guy needs that.
• 40:25
  Yeah. Yeah, I need that.
• 40:26
  Yeah, Nathan Drake's the type of guy to see that dagger and then
• 40:29
  like, turn it around and stab it back in on Jason Brody and make
• 40:33
  like, like force himself to to stab him.
• 40:35
  And then he's gonna be like, thank you for the dagger.
• 40:38
  And he's gonna. Make wipe the blood off on him,
• 40:40
  yeah. Also, and he's gonna just move
• 40:42
  on. Also mid game Jason Brody's
• 40:44
  probably high on mushrooms. And Nathan Drake has like spent
• 40:48
  his whole life like adventuring around.
• 40:50
  Jason Brody is like a 22 year old who booked a bad vacation.
• 40:54
  Yes, yeah. So I think, I think.
• 40:55
  We've all been there. By entirety 3, he's essentially
• 40:58
  gone through yeah, two, I think three other expeditions more or
• 41:03
  less are implied. He's got the first, the second
• 41:06
  games obviously, but then I think.
• 41:08
  There's in between. He's a sort of established as
• 41:11
  someone who does this prior to the first game.
• 41:13
  I think it's not his first rodeo.
• 41:15
  It's not certainly like an experienced.
• 41:17
  He's not experienced by that point.
• 41:18
  But I think just on the virtue of the fact that it's Uncharted
• 41:21
  3, he probably beats this because yeah, Jason Brodie is
• 41:25
  again, mid game. I would argue he's still a
• 41:28
  nervous 22 year old. He's not prepared to deal with
• 41:32
  the seasoned treasure hunter like Nathan Drake at that point.
• 41:37
  Jason Brody has the cooler last name though.
• 41:39
  I'm just saying he does. Oh my God.
• 41:41
  All right, Princess, we get it. Your.
• 41:42
  Name is Brody. I kind of agree with Birdie on
• 41:44
  that. It's Jason.
• 41:46
  Birdie does sound pretty bad ass like.
• 41:48
  I'm not give it to. Out of all the.
• 41:50
  I'm Nathan Drake. Cool.
• 41:52
  Like. Here, here.
• 41:53
  Can I ask you all a question? Name the protagonist from Far
• 41:56
  Cry 4-5 or six. I have never.
• 42:00
  Played well. The one from 4.
• 42:01
  His first name is Ajay. That's Ajay Galley.
• 42:04
  Ajay Galley, the. Fifth one, they just call you
• 42:07
  the rookie. Do you have a name in the 6th 1
• 42:10
  you do? What is it?
• 42:11
  The 6th 1. You don't remember because it
• 42:13
  wasn't a good game. Let's.
• 42:16
  I thought it was. What about Primal?
• 42:18
  Yeah, what about Primal? What's unga bunga?
• 42:21
  That's your name. Iunga first name last, therefore
• 42:26
  Ibunga. Yeah.
• 42:28
  Therefore is the middle name. Therefore, is the middle name
• 42:30
  exactly. I bunga is the last name
• 42:33
  anyways. He, she, me, bunga.
• 42:36
  Yeah, I think, I think Drake wins this shit because he's a
• 42:39
  goddamn psychopath, Yes. He's he's got nothing behind
• 42:42
  those eyes. He's some Brody.
• 42:44
  All right, well, let's do we want to keep, do we want to go
• 42:47
  back up so we can get Nathan Drake versus Jin Sakai?
• 42:53
  Sure. Yeah, let's, let's let's see if
• 42:54
  Nathan. 'S journey ends here.
• 42:56
  Oh. So do you think Nathan Drake is
• 42:58
  enough of a psycho to kill a no? No A.
• 43:01
  Samurai who has been trained since he was a little boy.
• 43:04
  Absolutely not. Hold on.
• 43:06
  He's getting dogs. Though no, no, no, no, I no, I
• 43:09
  no, he's not because. It's Jin has seen guns.
• 43:11
  But we're going. But we're going off of the fact
• 43:13
  that they're a football field away from each other.
• 43:15
  Nathan Drake has a gun. Jin suck gin Sockeye doesn't
• 43:18
  have anything other than a bow. It's just guns, dude.
• 43:20
  Nathan Drake is our hail firing that motherfucker, bro.
• 43:23
  Nathan. Drake just has.
• 43:24
  All rifles grenade. Like here's the thing, I.
• 43:26
  Hate that you're right because I like.
• 43:29
  Because I really like gin, too. No honor.
• 43:32
  It's Yeah, I. Know 100% among thieves.
• 43:35
  I-100 that's also true. I didn't think.
• 43:38
  Yeah. Also, again, that's a good
• 43:40
  point. Just like the Jason Brody fight
• 43:43
  Jin is going to see or Nathan Drake is going to see Jin's
• 43:45
  armor and be like I want. That I want that.
• 43:49
  Look at that mask. Again, Nathan, Jason Go.
• 43:52
  I'm the white guy and I need that.
• 43:54
  That's. Now my Nathan Drake survives by
• 43:57
  being a treasure hunter over everything.
• 43:59
  It doesn't matter his his his Marshall prowess, he just wants
• 44:04
  the loot that's. Just.
• 44:06
  A Matt A Matt Grant character if they're.
• 44:08
  Ever. Oh, poor Jin.
• 44:09
  We really thought this was going to.
• 44:10
  Be I listen, I thought for sure as soon as I saw it, I was like,
• 44:14
  Jen's got this shit and then yeah, you're like, he has guns,
• 44:17
  though. Honestly, he yeah, Jen loses
• 44:19
  against either of the two people.
• 44:21
  I think he'd lose against Jason Birdie too, because Jason Birdie
• 44:23
  also has guns. It's just it's unfortunate to
• 44:27
  shame because I think Jin Sakai is a great addition to this
• 44:31
  list. I think he would have beat a lot
• 44:32
  of other people. I just wanted.
• 44:34
  He turned. He certainly would have killed
• 44:35
  something. About Jin but.
• 44:38
  Link. Versus in order for that link
• 44:39
  has to beat the Doomslayer, so that I don't know about that.
• 44:43
  Can I say something controversial?
• 44:45
  Yeah, I think, I think Jin would have killed Gordon Freeman.
• 44:48
  Oh yeah. Are you fucking?
• 44:51
  Stop, I love Nick's face scrunching.
• 44:54
  Do you think a guy with a crowbar a fucking nerd with a
• 44:57
  crowbar? Are you out here to be able to
• 44:59
  defeat the legendary Ghost of? Sushina, you're you're you're
• 45:03
  rage baiting. That's rage baiting.
• 45:06
  Look at him, he's learning. You're.
• 45:11
  Couldn't do this. Episode without calling.
• 45:13
  Gordon a fucking nerd again. You're a fucking nerd, play the
• 45:16
  game. Anyways.
• 45:18
  All right. Doomslayer versus Link.
• 45:20
  I think Doomslayer, he's going to kill.
• 45:22
  Link Doomslayer. I love my boy Link but fuck.
• 45:26
  That may be the hero of time. Dude it just sucks bro because
• 45:31
  like you got 2 characters on this list still who are just
• 45:35
  like the angriest things ever. Neither have emotions.
• 45:41
  Link has emotions. Yeah, we're talking about, we're
• 45:43
  talking, we're talking about each other and we're talking
• 45:45
  about Nathan Drake and Doomslayer, right?
• 45:48
  Does link have emotions? There's not a whole.
• 45:50
  Lot going on. He.
• 45:53
  Loves, he loves mint, he loves, he loves Zelda and he, you know.
• 46:02
  Well, now he's. That's it.
• 46:03
  Yeah. Now he and he's dead,
• 46:05
  unfortunately. He's dead.
• 46:07
  He's so very dead. And you're dead.
• 46:10
  Arthur Morgan. Goodbye Arthur Morgan versus
• 46:13
  Master Chief fucking Chief. Fucking chief.
• 46:17
  Oh, go ahead. Rachel, you're a big boy, aren't
• 46:19
  you? Go ahead.
• 46:20
  Let's let's hear it. I'm so interested, Needler.
• 46:26
  I'm just Needler. You're, you're beating me on a
• 46:29
  lot of accounts. I'm not going to lie.
• 46:30
  You're, you're beating me. There's, there's really not a
• 46:33
  lot I can do to defend my boy. Shoddy sniper.
• 46:34
  We'll try. Shoddy snipers?
• 46:37
  That's crazy. Plasma Grenade.
• 46:41
  That's, yeah, sticky. Deadeye.
• 46:45
  Gravity Hammer. Evans repeater.
• 46:47
  That's 26 rounds I think at one point over shield one of.
• 46:53
  We'll see. Now you fucked me can fully.
• 46:56
  Sprint in. This nerd?
• 46:57
  Yeah. Can fully.
• 46:58
  Sprint. Yeah, no, I think there's really
• 47:04
  nothing Arthur can do. It's just it's too far ahead of
• 47:06
  his time. I think he beats Sam Bridges
• 47:08
  because it's not so far ahead that he can still get a shot
• 47:12
  off, I don't think. Almost.
• 47:13
  Sam is a bit of a pacifist. I mean, at the end of the day,
• 47:15
  Arthur is going to be seeing, I mean, how tall is Chief in his
• 47:18
  armor? Like 9 feet tall, right?
• 47:20
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:22
  I, I think he's going to see that.
• 47:24
  He's going to see that. And he's, I, I think Arthur
• 47:27
  would be more terrified at the sight of that than he would be
• 47:33
  able to even react. I think he would just die.
• 47:35
  I think he would 7. Feet 2.
• 47:36
  Inches. You also have to remember this
• 47:39
  is the Chief that has an absolute raging boner for
• 47:42
  Cortana, so if she tells him to kill him, I mean he's fucking
• 47:45
  dead. Also energy sword.
• 47:48
  Does does Cortana just go? That's a cowboy from 1899.
• 47:52
  You could ignore him. Kill that guy like he just walks
• 47:55
  by. Chief might even just be like.
• 47:59
  I mean, because apparently, well, at the end of the day,
• 48:00
  because of the rules we've set up, they both perceive each
• 48:02
  other as a threat, which is why Arthur dies.
• 48:05
  Like there's just nothing he can do like.
• 48:07
  That's a full sprinting Spartan dude.
• 48:09
  Yeah, you can't Sprint in Halo 3.
• 48:10
  It doesn't matter how many shots or whatever ammo Arthur uses,
• 48:14
  he's not piercing through that mule near armor and he's even
• 48:17
  even that little plate he's he's not that accurate even with that
• 48:21
  and it doesn't make a difference.
• 48:22
  Well, that plate itself is also. It's yeah, it's, it's
• 48:27
  bulletproof itself for bullets made in chief's time.
• 48:30
  So I'm certain it's not going to, it's not going to have a
• 48:32
  problem dealing with like a a bullet from the 1800s.
• 48:36
  This list is going about as expected.
• 48:39
  Yeah, yeah, after Chief gets done killing Arthur Morgan, you
• 48:43
  just hear double kill. Now this is.
• 48:46
  By the time by the time they break the over shield, he's
• 48:50
  going to have to reload, and then by the time he's reloaded,
• 48:52
  the over shield's going to be back.
• 48:54
  Yeah. Exactly.
• 48:55
  So it's not he's already. Snapped his neck.
• 48:58
  Yeah, I bet Arthur wishes he had a magazine like a like a mag he
• 49:01
  could load in, but he doesn't know the concept of that.
• 49:04
  He's. Never seen now if it was Trevor.
• 49:06
  If it was Trevor Verse Chief, different story.
• 49:08
  Trevor from. GTA.
• 49:12
  Yeah, I don't think it's a different story.
• 49:14
  I really don't. Meth crackhead strength is
• 49:17
  something fierce my friend. Yeah, I mean, there's there's an
• 49:20
  honest chance that there's an honest chance that Chief just
• 49:22
  stabs him with an energy sword and Trevor gets back up.
• 49:24
  I've. I've there's a very slim chance,
• 49:27
  but there's certainly enough. There's certainly a chance.
• 49:29
  It was a bit anyways. Titus from Space Marine versus
• 49:36
  BJ Titus Sign. I would love for BJ to get
• 49:40
  through to this, but there's no not a chance.
• 49:42
  I think I mean BJ has beat some fucking crazy shit but also
• 49:49
  fucking. Titus he hasn't like.
• 49:53
  If it was a normal Space Marine, maybe, maybe you could make a
• 49:59
  case for it. But Titus.
• 50:00
  You could you could try to make a case for it.
• 50:03
  I mean, BJ has beaten mechanical Nazis.
• 50:06
  Though that's true, That's true, He's beaten.
• 50:08
  On not, it's not out of the. Realm of it's, it's completely
• 50:13
  different armors. But hold on, actually hold on.
• 50:16
  Yeah, before I have to. I have to.
• 50:18
  Well, actually. To to really, to really just
• 50:21
  nail this home. It's the football field aspect
• 50:23
  again. That's the that's the thing,
• 50:25
  because BJ has had cover throughout those fights.
• 50:30
  And then, like I agree with Brody in the sense that I think
• 50:32
  inherently I think AI think I think a mid game.
• 50:36
  I was going to say a mid game BJ, but that sounds bad.
• 50:40
  So like you have a range boy Blasko yeah, sorry, I think I
• 50:46
  think a mid game like Wolfenstein, like I don't think
• 50:50
  that beats even a normal space screen just because of the
• 50:53
  virtue of the football field. But that's I was just.
• 50:55
  Saying it's a better, better. There's a better, yeah.
• 50:58
  Yeah, yeah. Better.
• 50:59
  I'm not saying it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:00
  No, no, no, no, no. I agree with you 100.
• 51:02
  Percent so. I would love for BJ to win this
• 51:04
  but he he doesn't. Have a normal guy if he's going
• 51:08
  to get. Or, sorry, I would.
• 51:10
  If yeah, if the firefight doesn't decide it, if they get
• 51:15
  up next to each other, Titus is just going to put his first
• 51:19
  through BJ's chest. And he's going to be dead to
• 51:22
  really power scale the a Space Marine even without it being
• 51:27
  Titus. But to just go off of say this
• 51:29
  is from Space Marine Two, you have.
• 51:31
  Right. So that's Primaris Titus, which
• 51:36
  means that he is. Yeah, well over 9 feet tall.
• 51:39
  And because he's in the suit of armor, he's essentially it
• 51:44
  doesn't even matter if BJ is wearing the fucking suit that he
• 51:46
  wears in the middle of the second game, that punch from
• 51:50
  Titus is going to obliterate. The metal.
• 51:53
  It's going to. Nothing.
• 51:55
  It's one of those things where it's again, it's he's wearing
• 51:57
  tech 40,000 years in the future. It's like it's kind of no shot.
• 52:02
  He just. If it's a gunfight, you're
• 52:04
  talking about a bolter. That's the other thing.
• 52:07
  If it's if it's a gunfight, Titus wins because his shots are
• 52:10
  basically. Pistol.
• 52:12
  The pistol itself. Unfortunately I would love for B
• 52:16
  to win this but he just he doesn't have the firepower or
• 52:19
  the. Armor to survive.
• 52:20
  It he possible, but that gives us a really good matchup.
• 52:25
  Well, that means that Titus moves on to fight the Master
• 52:28
  Chief. And this is a good fight.
• 52:30
  I feel like is somewhat of an even fight.
• 52:35
  Oh, look at Nick. He's already got his fucking
• 52:37
  hands up. He's got, he's got the notes,
• 52:39
  dude. He's got the.
• 52:40
  Pen, he's ready. I he's like, so I think
• 52:43
  actually, actually if, if the firefight doesn't decide this,
• 52:49
  Titus is, is going to kill Master Chief pretty swiftly hand
• 52:53
  to hand. Yes, I would agree with that.
• 52:56
  I would agree with that. I do think from a firefight
• 52:59
  standpoint, though, I think Chief would put up a pretty good
• 53:03
  fucking fight. You think about like, I mean,
• 53:06
  chief taking out multiple hunters at the same time and
• 53:09
  like, yeah, he's no no slouch. And yeah, most now we can.
• 53:12
  Argue the fights, huh? He's much faster.
• 53:15
  Boy Gordon, though. Well, here's the question.
• 53:17
  Are we assuming that Titus is wearing helmet or no helmet?
• 53:21
  He's wearing They wear helmets in battle.
• 53:24
  Yeah, but you would actually not to.
• 53:27
  There's no option not to. They wear they wear helmets in
• 53:30
  battle. What if, Chief?
• 53:31
  Has his cheeks hold on, hold on. I gotta I gotta pause.
• 53:34
  Don't, don't stop crossing your arms and saying that to me
• 53:36
  because you look, it's it's pissing me off.
• 53:39
  Yeah, yeah, Like he. Just wants this.
• 53:42
  He lost the Gordon fight over there, so he just wants this to
• 53:45
  come down to Doomslayer and Titus at the.
• 53:48
  There's 2 characters. It's my two guys, there's. 2
• 53:51
  characters I know a lot about here.
• 53:54
  No, I know, I agree. Fucking nerd.
• 53:56
  I I think that I think, I think the chief loses just off of the
• 54:01
  armor bases, but I. Think he will lose?
• 54:04
  Yes, I, I think he would have a chance because he's inherent.
• 54:08
  I mean, I know that Space Marines are fast.
• 54:10
  I think Chief's faster because Chief is inherently.
• 54:12
  Chief is much faster. Chief is going to be so much.
• 54:15
  More going to. Be much, weighs about a ton.
• 54:18
  Yeah. Compared to a compared to.
• 54:19
  A like even with the even with the whole thing that the Space
• 54:22
  Marines have where it allows them to move very nimbly, I
• 54:25
  don't think it's going to translate as fast as Chief can
• 54:28
  move. No, I think much, much quicker.
• 54:30
  I think so. Titus is 7 foot 2 and weighs.
• 54:35
  Outside of armor, there's no way he's 7 foot two in the armor.
• 54:38
  That's too small. Yeah.
• 54:41
  I think if Chief could probably avoid all the shots.
• 54:44
  What would a sticky grenade do to?
• 54:47
  A spermite armor. Not, I mean, they've been, you
• 54:52
  got to think though, they've also at this point been hit with
• 54:55
  tank rounds they've been hit with.
• 54:57
  Fucking but they also. But they die.
• 54:59
  Yeah, they. They don't survive all of that
• 55:02
  shit like. Melt a.
• 55:03
  Flavor die. Yeah, let me tell you, I've done
• 55:05
  a lot of times too in Space Marine.
• 55:07
  And Titus is the hero, so he's lived.
• 55:10
  But like if he fucking gets. The plot armor, No too.
• 55:14
  Sticky's not going to go through that armor.
• 55:16
  You got to Melta's A well. Hold on to to agree with Bertie
• 55:20
  though here. Like there are so many instances
• 55:23
  like we've read so much about how strong the armor is that
• 55:26
  space marines were but then we watch them get murdered by shit
• 55:29
  that by. Bugs.
• 55:30
  In yeah, but that's but that's in their universe, not in the
• 55:34
  Halo universe. OK.
• 55:36
  The weapons in the 40K universe are 20.
• 55:39
  Times they also died to big bugs like what do you mean?
• 55:43
  That are that are completely sentient and have their own
• 55:47
  weapon. Like I'm saying, like that's
• 55:48
  kind of the point of the space. Marine some of them don't like.
• 55:51
  Some of their high. Marines also die to just fucking
• 55:54
  bugs. Like not even weaponry.
• 55:57
  Kind of the the the interesting thing about the Space Marines is
• 56:00
  for how strong they are, they are cut down as easily as.
• 56:05
  It's just a power scaling world, but also like there's there's
• 56:09
  just creatures that take them out without weaponry as well.
• 56:13
  Which would unfortunately for if you wanted to throw Chief into
• 56:17
  that argument as well, let's say he had to fight against some of
• 56:21
  like a Termagon. This is a.
• 56:23
  That's it. This is a great conversation
• 56:25
  because so here's the question, do they even close the gap?
• 56:29
  Because Chief knows that he can't win up close.
• 56:31
  So, and he's aware of that because this is Halo.
• 56:33
  This is Halo 3, Chief. He's got Cortana in his head.
• 56:37
  He has an AI that is arguably stronger than anything in
• 56:40
  Titus's helmet. He he absolutely does.
• 56:44
  Oh yeah, I don't know Cortana. Cortana's going to get he's.
• 56:46
  Intelligent. The name.
• 56:47
  Sniping or rocket launcher sticky grenades.
• 56:52
  That ammo would have to get through the armor though.
• 56:54
  But that's what I'm saying though, is that Cortana, I don't
• 56:56
  think it would Cortana's through.
• 56:58
  Cortana's able to read the What will hurt Titus most?
• 57:02
  I I I I my my whole point about bringing up the bugs right?
• 57:07
  Like some of these space marines literally die to things biting
• 57:11
  them. So clearly that armor is strong,
• 57:14
  but it's not impenetrable. That's true.
• 57:19
  And they die on a regular basis. Energy sword I think would be
• 57:24
  able to. I think an energy sword would.
• 57:25
  Do some damage. A sticky grenade I don't think
• 57:29
  it would do as much as. How do they die to bugs biting
• 57:32
  them If if they can't they. Get like, come on.
• 57:34
  Because the way in that world they're described as it is
• 57:39
  literally like incredibly sharp shit and like it is strong
• 57:44
  piercing shit. I understand what you're saying
• 57:47
  but it's just it's different than like a fucking calibered
• 57:50
  bullet when a fucking bolter round sometimes don't.
• 57:54
  Even go. I see both points here, but I
• 57:56
  think that there's a real strong case to make that even if the
• 57:58
  plasma grenade doesn't bite through the armor, it's a
• 58:01
  fucking grenade blowing up on your chest.
• 58:03
  It's not gonna. It's still, it's blows even if
• 58:07
  he's wearing the helmet. At the end of the day, you have
• 58:10
  to understand that that impact and that explosion is going to
• 58:13
  have a physical effect on him. He's going to get blown back,
• 58:16
  he's going to get knocked loose, he's going to get.
• 58:18
  Like he's not invulnerable to explosions.
• 58:21
  Like if chief whips out I just don't think an RPG or a fucking
• 58:26
  rocket launcher and shoots directly at his legs.
• 58:29
  Like that doesn't just not affect him because of his
• 58:32
  farmer. It's it's.
• 58:33
  It doesn't have a. Force field.
• 58:35
  Hold on hold on, it's mid game Halo 3.
• 58:37
  Does he have a Spartan laser? In mid team so he may.
• 58:44
  If he has if he has a Spartan laser, I think he wins.
• 58:46
  Mid game would be about the level where you face those.
• 58:49
  What you just also have to realize the both.
• 58:52
  What if he shot him with a plasma pistol?
• 58:56
  A really fully turn probably. Locked all this shit up single.
• 58:59
  Side OH. Yeah, that's a good point.
• 59:01
  I didn't even think about that they.
• 59:02
  Could I just I think. I I don't think you're giving
• 59:05
  Chief enough credit if you're going way too hard on that,
• 59:08
  well, the armor's impenetrable. It's a Space Marine.
• 59:12
  That's my issue here. It's a space.
• 59:14
  Marine and he's a fucking Spartan Space Marine.
• 59:17
  'S a stronger than smart world three times by this.
• 59:19
  Point he's. He's he's, they're both so and
• 59:23
  they're both defeated. The thing here is too is they're
• 59:26
  both fantastic tacticians and Titus is incredibly smart.
• 59:31
  Yeah, it matters wholly because they're both looking as they're
• 59:33
  going. It's 100 yards away from each
• 59:35
  other. It's who draws 1st.
• 59:37
  And arguably I think that honestly, I don't think it even
• 59:40
  matters. I think even if Titus were to
• 59:41
  draw first, I think he'd miss because by the time he shoots
• 59:43
  Chief's. Movement.
• 59:44
  I don't think. I don't think.
• 59:45
  Titus I think, I think, I think, Chief.
• 59:48
  Would I think Chief A. More accurate shot than Titus.
• 59:51
  I think Chief gets a bolt around to the head and that's the end
• 59:54
  of Chief. That's I don't that's true.
• 59:57
  But that's that's predicated, that's predicated on tight as
• 1:00:00
  hitting him and I don't think he hits him because I think.
• 1:00:01
  I think he's he's so much faster.
• 1:00:05
  Well, I get. It you guys, you guys are, you
• 1:00:06
  guys are fucking with me, you guys are fucking with.
• 1:00:08
  Me, Noah, I I feel like we need Noah to weigh in on this.
• 1:00:12
  Yeah, Noah's the decider because Noah has been.
• 1:00:14
  Quiet so far. I don't.
• 1:00:17
  I mean like I think Chief can dodge a lot of the bolter shots,
• 1:00:23
  but I also don't think Chief stands a chance when it if it
• 1:00:26
  comes down to hand to hand. If it gets close, absolutely
• 1:00:30
  not. No, I think if it gets close, I
• 1:00:32
  think Chief loses. So I think Chief would just try
• 1:00:34
  to whittle him down, but I think eventually somebody's gonna
• 1:00:38
  close the gap and Chief just won't be able to beat him up
• 1:00:43
  close. I think if Titus.
• 1:00:45
  Gives you that. For sure.
• 1:00:46
  I think if Titus wins this, either way, whoever wins this, I
• 1:00:49
  don't care. But I'm gonna.
• 1:00:50
  I think we should mark this fight down because I think this
• 1:00:53
  warrants real. It's an incredible fight because
• 1:00:55
  I think it's an incredible fight.
• 1:00:56
  I think this is my. Fight.
• 1:00:58
  Honestly, I to be entirely transparent here, I think Titus
• 1:01:02
  wins this fight. I think that.
• 1:01:04
  Being said, I don't like the grounds at what Chief is losing
• 1:01:09
  based on the armors like. It's not just the armors.
• 1:01:15
  It is. It is.
• 1:01:17
  They're both. Here's the thing.
• 1:01:19
  They're both incredibly disciplined.
• 1:01:20
  Warriors Chief is incredibly disciplined.
• 1:01:23
  They are so they those two characters, they are so
• 1:01:28
  incredibly alike. They are incredibly alike, but I
• 1:01:33
  just think Titus has the upper hand with just the pure tenacity
• 1:01:37
  at which Titus can fight. Chief is nimble, Chief is fast.
• 1:01:40
  It's the Master fucking Chief. But at the end of the day, this
• 1:01:44
  is like the blueberry of blueberries, and he's not.
• 1:01:47
  Yeah, I, I, I, I, I would give it to Titus, but Chief is
• 1:01:50
  definitely gonna put up. AI think, I think Titus, I think
• 1:01:53
  Titus wins this because of the virtue of, yeah, his tech, but I
• 1:01:56
  think Chief is going to be far more of a dangerous warrior.
• 1:01:59
  That's a dope ass fight. I would love to.
• 1:02:01
  See it? I love to watch his.
• 1:02:03
  Shit, I would love to see this. Yeah, because if you really
• 1:02:05
  impressed. We were able just to like
• 1:02:06
  without AI just like. If this could become.
• 1:02:09
  Like a show. Do this, Yeah, that'd be
• 1:02:11
  incredible. I I'm only like I said, I I was,
• 1:02:16
  I understand putting out the case for chief because I feel
• 1:02:19
  like he was being discounted way too quickly.
• 1:02:21
  I fully agree. I think Titus would win this and
• 1:02:24
  I also know that this is one of the better fights that we have
• 1:02:27
  so. This is my what's.
• 1:02:28
  Fine, I'll be the contrarian. Like, like I said, I would say
• 1:02:32
  40 Ki would love to have I would love to have an entire like 30
• 1:02:36
  minutes where we just discussed, OK, here's the armor the Titus
• 1:02:39
  says here's the armor the chief has.
• 1:02:41
  How do we do? How do we break down who wins
• 1:02:43
  this? But yeah, this is probably, I
• 1:02:45
  mean, yeah, you. Could get really, you could get
• 1:02:47
  really deep with any of these fights and be like, all right,
• 1:02:50
  what literally is there armor made out of?
• 1:02:53
  But I mean, again, at the end of the day, I think if the gap gets
• 1:02:56
  closed, which it will because they are, they'd have.
• 1:02:59
  To They're both very fast. Too good at shooting stuff and
• 1:03:02
  they're gonna eventually run out of options there.
• 1:03:05
  They can't shoot at each other forever.
• 1:03:08
  They're going to close the gap and Master Chief might like land
• 1:03:10
  a hit, but I think he's going to like hit him, be like, oh, fuck,
• 1:03:13
  this is like this is this is going to be.
• 1:03:15
  I mean there's an argument to be said for the fucking energy
• 1:03:20
  sword though, right? Like if he gets close and an
• 1:03:23
  energy sword comes out. And again or a.
• 1:03:25
  Gravity hammer or a gravity hammer?
• 1:03:28
  Right. Even though we've already
• 1:03:29
  decided this, at the end of the day, we're also not, I think
• 1:03:32
  we're we're myself as well. We're considering we're
• 1:03:35
  considerably missing the fact too, that Chief has another
• 1:03:38
  person in his head who's going to tell him, hey, if this person
• 1:03:41
  hits you, it's going to kill you.
• 1:03:43
  So you can't get close. It's going to like, like
• 1:03:46
  Cortana's going to be feeding that information to him because
• 1:03:49
  she's, he's analyzing it in a way that he cannot.
• 1:03:52
  She has all the other data that he cannot access and she's able
• 1:03:56
  to break down. So like, that's also why I want
• 1:03:58
  to, I think Titus still wins, but I want to give Chief a
• 1:04:02
  chance because again, even with Titus's helmet, no matter what
• 1:04:06
  information it displays, it is not another essentially another
• 1:04:09
  human being of incredible intelligence explaining how
• 1:04:14
  dangerous the foe he's facing. Like Chief is literally hearing
• 1:04:18
  someone say to him if you get close you die, if you get hit by
• 1:04:22
  him you die. In chiefs mind he goes OK so
• 1:04:26
  don't get hit, don't get close. And he is very clearly able to
• 1:04:29
  understand those parameters. I think that they give him an
• 1:04:32
  edge in some aspects. I think Titus still wins, but I
• 1:04:36
  think like Bernie said, we don't want to discount Chief because.
• 1:04:39
  He's, I think, very dangerous. I think there is a world where
• 1:04:41
  if you had this fight 10 times, I think Chief would win it
• 1:04:44
  twice. I think yeah, exactly.
• 1:04:46
  I would agree. I would agree 100% I.
• 1:04:48
  Think I think Titus would win 8 times out of 10, but I I do
• 1:04:52
  think there is a world where Chief actually pulls this off.
• 1:04:55
  I agree. I agree.
• 1:04:56
  I agree 100%. I think also to to note for like
• 1:04:59
  any tech that Titus has, you got to remember in the 40K universe
• 1:05:03
  like AI is banned like it is not used.
• 1:05:07
  A lot of their technology is very.
• 1:05:10
  So. What up it's?
• 1:05:12
  Antiquated, but still, I would argue further ahead than Chief's
• 1:05:15
  universe. So would Titus take one look at
• 1:05:17
  Chief and he would know what's going on?
• 1:05:19
  He'd see Heretic and then he would just.
• 1:05:21
  Yes, it would. It'd be like you're using
• 1:05:23
  literal band technology for the Emory you die.
• 1:05:26
  Thinking machines. No, no, no.
• 1:05:28
  Yes, you know, a little light, little harkening back to dude,
• 1:05:31
  Yeah. That's right.
• 1:05:33
  But we have to move on. We need to.
• 1:05:35
  Yes, we. Do we need to get great debate,
• 1:05:36
  everybody? Because that was a long one.
• 1:05:39
  Dude versus Nathan. Drake.
• 1:05:41
  Nathan Drake wins. I don't think so.
• 1:05:45
  Nick's face, Nick's face. He's like what?
• 1:05:49
  No, Nathan Drake loses. He would go I need that armor
• 1:05:51
  now and Doom guy would go. The guy would go, Oh yeah.
• 1:05:56
  And Nathan Drake makes a, makes a quip, and then Doomslayer, you
• 1:06:00
  know, just shoots him like it's it's.
• 1:06:02
  Way more angry. I don't like.
• 1:06:05
  It in the second game I don't know if.
• 1:06:07
  He RIP and tear I don't know how much.
• 1:06:08
  He says in the second game, but. RIP and tear is what he says in
• 1:06:11
  the. OK, yeah, so he says RIP and
• 1:06:12
  Tear and Nathan Drake's go, well, what?
• 1:06:15
  And then he's dead. Because he's standing on the
• 1:06:18
  other side of the football field.
• 1:06:19
  So he goes, What? Yeah.
• 1:06:22
  I'm real interested in this next one to see how Nick pits his two
• 1:06:27
  boys against each other. I'm.
• 1:06:30
  This, this is about to be tough. So keep in mind, we're at an
• 1:06:35
  hour and 10 minutes. Go ahead.
• 1:06:38
  As Nick. Argues with himself.
• 1:06:41
  Titus. Versus the Doomslayer who was
• 1:06:45
  like a coked up Master Chief who almost.
• 1:06:47
  Had you want me to start? Yeah, you go ahead.
• 1:06:50
  You go ahead. Present your case.
• 1:06:53
  First and foremost, in this instance, the Doomslayer wins.
• 1:06:58
  He's just. We talk about speed.
• 1:07:02
  The armor has. The armor has no.
• 1:07:05
  No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:07:07
  This is this is this is a different type of fucking force.
• 1:07:10
  This is a different this, this I'm this.
• 1:07:12
  This is a different type of fucking.
• 1:07:14
  Eternal. Force and speed and weaponry,
• 1:07:18
  that's true. This.
• 1:07:20
  This is all different. Than what eternal is very quick.
• 1:07:24
  And this is the eternal Doomslayer.
• 1:07:26
  So like, there is, you're not getting them, there is no shot.
• 1:07:31
  And I love Titus again, the blueberry of all blueberries,
• 1:07:34
  but no shot. I don't know, it's just too
• 1:07:39
  fucking. He's just everywhere all at
• 1:07:42
  once. Even with how fast the space.
• 1:07:44
  He'll RIP that helmet off. It doesn't matter to the the
• 1:07:46
  eternal Doomslayer. And yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:48
  He's just, yeah, I think, I think Doomslayer wins because he
• 1:07:53
  also at the end of the day, he has no rules.
• 1:07:55
  He, I love him. He doesn't bro.
• 1:07:57
  He like like like Titus doesn't either when it comes to war.
• 1:08:01
  But I think Doomslayer, especially eternal Doomslayer, I
• 1:08:05
  don't give a fuck. Like he's he's like, I don't
• 1:08:07
  care, like you are an enemy. I have to destroy you.
• 1:08:11
  It doesn't matter where it's a, it's a very primal rage that he
• 1:08:15
  taps into constantly where I think that Titus only is able to
• 1:08:19
  tap into that sort of rage or that sort of like he.
• 1:08:23
  Doesn't really have emotions, it's.
• 1:08:25
  Like, well, that's the thing, they're they're stunted in that
• 1:08:27
  way. But I think even when it comes
• 1:08:28
  to like the the feeling of being in the fight, I think there's a
• 1:08:32
  certain edge and brutality that Titus doesn't take that the
• 1:08:35
  Doomslayer, especially eternal Doomslayer would.
• 1:08:38
  And I think that that makes the difference in this type of
• 1:08:40
  fight. I think Doomslayer wins this
• 1:08:41
  because he's just tenacious in a way that Titus in this game is
• 1:08:48
  not. Again, where you have to
• 1:08:50
  reference the fact that these are certain time periods for
• 1:08:52
  these characters or certain moments in the game.
• 1:08:55
  They're not end game heroes. So I think even with that, I
• 1:09:00
  think Doomslayer wins again, just because of the brutality
• 1:09:03
  he's willing to inflict, that Titus is willing to inflict, but
• 1:09:06
  is not as rageful about it, if that makes sense, or is
• 1:09:13
  aggressive, if you will. I think so.
• 1:09:16
  I think the Doom Eternal Doomslayer wins this.
• 1:09:19
  I also think the Dark Ages Doomslayer would win this as
• 1:09:22
  well. I would agree. 2016.
• 1:09:25
  I don't think so. I would agree with Birdie 100%
• 1:09:28
  on this. Actually.
• 1:09:28
  I think Dark Ages Doomslayer would also because you got the.
• 1:09:32
  Shield almost think that Dark Ages Doomslayer would even be
• 1:09:36
  better equipped to handle Titus. I would agree with that because
• 1:09:39
  he's got a lot of melee weaponry that it Eternal Doomslayer just
• 1:09:43
  does not and that's that That gives the Dark Ages Doomslayer
• 1:09:49
  an edge in the the close quarter.
• 1:09:50
  Stuff for sure, but this being Doom Eternal, I mean, yeah, like
• 1:09:54
  you said, the quickness, the pure, an adultered rage that
• 1:10:00
  Doomslayer has. I, I, I think that's even,
• 1:10:03
  that's even beyond what you would expect from like, I mean,
• 1:10:07
  a space marine that does everything in the name of the
• 1:10:09
  Emperor, right? Like he's angrier than Karn the
• 1:10:11
  betrayer. Yeah, like Doomslayer is just
• 1:10:17
  his own fucking thing. Or yeah, I.
• 1:10:20
  Would love Doomslayer like he'd be like that's that's all the
• 1:10:23
  skulls and blood I ever needed like.
• 1:10:26
  Why can't we get Space Marines like this?
• 1:10:30
  Yeah, no, I, I Doomslayer. For sure.
• 1:10:33
  For sure. OK, we wrapping this bad boy up.
• 1:10:38
  We are on to the final match up of the board.
• 1:10:43
  We have Cal Kestis fighting the Doomslayer.
• 1:10:47
  That sucks for Cal. That does suck for Cal I.
• 1:10:51
  Don't think what wanted for Cal was being able to lock Kirby
• 1:10:55
  down and not allow him to to basically freeze him in place.
• 1:11:01
  I think he could do that with the Doomslayer, but it will not
• 1:11:05
  last nearly as long. No, I think, I think, I think
• 1:11:08
  Doomslayer, especially Eternal Doomslayer, is filled with too
• 1:11:10
  much rage for Cal's mind to be able.
• 1:11:13
  To Cal wouldn't be able to hold him.
• 1:11:15
  Yeah, he wouldn't be able to. I think he would lose just on
• 1:11:17
  the on the he's, he's never fought an enemy this angry.
• 1:11:22
  I think the way we estimated that Cal would actually kill
• 1:11:25
  Kirby was to let himself get sucked in and cut Kirby in half
• 1:11:29
  in the process, if I remember correctly.
• 1:11:31
  Well, what it yeah, what it came down to was if Kirby does get
• 1:11:35
  Cal and copies his powers, it's a standard lightsaber battle and
• 1:11:40
  Cal would probably win it. Yeah, well, I, I think in that
• 1:11:43
  instance too, I think Cal was enough of a tactician that he
• 1:11:47
  would see what Kirby can do and cut him in half in the process.
• 1:11:51
  But if it did reach the point, Cal would have the the upper
• 1:11:55
  hand still even. If he didn't have his abilities,
• 1:11:58
  and he wouldn't be, he wouldn't be surprised by Kirby's like the
• 1:12:04
  way Kirby looks. He would see that and be like OK
• 1:12:07
  another. Yeah, these look like.
• 1:12:09
  Creature from space. The aliens that reign from this
• 1:12:12
  planet and you're like, wait, what?
• 1:12:13
  He's. Like.
• 1:12:14
  I don't care what this looks like, I'll kill it no matter
• 1:12:17
  what, but the Doomslayer's got the speed on him.
• 1:12:20
  I think Cal's going to even if Cal manages to cut off 1 of
• 1:12:24
  Doomslayer's arms, which he could probably do with the
• 1:12:27
  lightsaber. He could, but I think.
• 1:12:29
  He's still, he's just going to. As soon as he gets that arm cut
• 1:12:33
  off, he's just punched in the head and died.
• 1:12:35
  Super shock under the knees. You're shocked under the gut.
• 1:12:38
  It's it's can't stop. Yeah, I think Doomslayer runs it
• 1:12:42
  just up. Close from a distance, I think
• 1:12:44
  yeah, Doomslayer kind of has this pretty much in the bag.
• 1:12:47
  Yeah, I I think Cal could definitely get some hits on him
• 1:12:49
  right, like with the lightsaber and definitely get get a few,
• 1:12:53
  few good jabs, maybe, maybe take an arm.
• 1:12:56
  I don't know. But yeah, that that unbridled
• 1:13:01
  rage is really just hard to compete.
• 1:13:04
  With right you really can't can't fight it like and this is
• 1:13:08
  mad. Unbridled rage being fast as
• 1:13:11
  fuck and also just like, I mean. Awesome.
• 1:13:15
  Very well. Yeah, very well armored.
• 1:13:18
  A. Personal of weapons like.
• 1:13:20
  We didn't for the tightest fight.
• 1:13:21
  We didn't even think about the BFG.
• 1:13:25
  Yeah, well, I don't. Think would he have it then?
• 1:13:27
  I think. I don't think he gets it.
• 1:13:28
  In eternal Yeah, he gets it I. Think he gets it?
• 1:13:30
  Yeah, he gets it fairly early in.
• 1:13:33
  Eternal, I haven't played in a long time.
• 1:13:35
  So yeah, I don't know if it needed to come to that.
• 1:13:37
  I don't know if it would. Just in the same way the same
• 1:13:41
  way I don't think this fight he I don't think he would need
• 1:13:44
  anything more than his standard kit to beat Cal and it would be
• 1:13:49
  somewhat of a fast fight. I think Cal could put up a fight
• 1:13:53
  but if it again if it becomes hand to hand or lightsaber to
• 1:13:59
  whatever, I think the doomslayer could take a hit from a
• 1:14:03
  lightsaber and still kill him. Right.
• 1:14:05
  Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:14:08
  And so in Eternal he had the big ass fucking sword too, didn't he
• 1:14:13
  at. One point, yeah.
• 1:14:15
  I don't, I don't remember when you get.
• 1:14:17
  Towards the end, towards the end.
• 1:14:18
  Yeah, I don't remember. So he might not have that then,
• 1:14:21
  but even then I'm I think you'll be OK.
• 1:14:24
  Yeah, and this is when in the series we've realized that the
• 1:14:27
  Doomslayer's not allowed back on the list.
• 1:14:30
  Yeah, well. He he shouldn't doom.
• 1:14:32
  Allowed on, just like Kratos. Like we we took Kratos off for
• 1:14:35
  the exact same reason of he's too strong.
• 1:14:37
  Yeah. I mean.
• 1:14:38
  Honestly, the more I look at this.
• 1:14:40
  Look, Kratos would have like see.
• 1:14:41
  Kratos losing. No, I I think Kratos would lose.
• 1:14:47
  Yeah, guns are kind of a problem, right?
• 1:14:49
  Most of the most of the. Well, you know, this is our.
• 1:14:52
  First scenes I don't think it really bothers him like.
• 1:14:56
  We should do like a melee only and then a guns only battle.
• 1:15:00
  This was our, you know, is our first bracket.
• 1:15:02
  We'll, we'll refine this and we'll change some things.
• 1:15:05
  Maybe we'll see these characters again in different ways.
• 1:15:08
  I'd love to see Jin go up against another sword fighter.
• 1:15:12
  I know, that's why I wanted Jin to fight this.
• 1:15:15
  Yeah, that would have been cool. That would have been.
• 1:15:17
  Stupid. Yeah, I'm telling you, melee
• 1:15:18
  only and then guns only brackets.
• 1:15:20
  We could, they'd be shorter, definitely like smaller brackets
• 1:15:23
  of just like swordsmen in in games.
• 1:15:27
  Yeah, we could put old Henry of Scallops on there.
• 1:15:29
  Dude, OK, all right, hold on. I'm coming to bat for my boy
• 1:15:33
  Henry like that's. The heat, but.
• 1:15:35
  He's he's going to win at. This point.
• 1:15:38
  I can't even read though. Are you are well?
• 1:15:41
  Are we using KCD 1 mid game or KC KCD?
• 1:15:44
  Oh, let's not, let's not go. Down the ramp.
• 1:15:46
  No, no, no, no. Just just just.
• 1:15:47
  Just one or two? One or. 2 Tell me.
• 1:15:48
  Tell me 22. Two, yeah, he can read by two.
• 1:15:51
  He can't read by 1 You, that's part of the whole first game is
• 1:15:55
  learning how to read. So yeah, no, he would not be
• 1:15:59
  good in KCD one, but KCD two Boy Knight Henry's great.
• 1:16:02
  Rating. All right, let's read Oh.
• 1:16:07
  Cat Would you like to play a game where you learn how to read
• 1:16:11
  the cat and the. Cat, he doesn't.
• 1:16:14
  Read Whoa, what a great story. 1 Fish Ringo.
• 1:16:18
  Fish. Blue fish.
• 1:16:20
  Red Fish. Oh, I got it wrong.
• 1:16:24
  A fish. A fish, A fishy Oh.
• 1:16:27
  Let me Do you have a fish there? Oh.
• 1:16:31
  Right, Doomslayer has. Doomslayer wins.
• 1:16:35
  Jim Slayer is the the final victor defeated everybody else.
• 1:16:45
  I see, that makes sense. It does make sense it.
• 1:16:49
  Out of this whole bracket, I I agree.
• 1:16:50
  Yeah, yeah, I think he he definitely takes it.
• 1:16:53
  I think even if we would have chose that, like Cole McGrath
• 1:16:57
  had made it past Cal, I don't think I I still think
• 1:17:01
  Doomslayer. Takes.
• 1:17:02
  Yeah, like I. Think, I don't think there's
• 1:17:04
  anyone on this list that you could put Doomslayer up against
• 1:17:07
  and be like, yeah, they have a chance.
• 1:17:08
  No, they fucking. Don't.
• 1:17:10
  No, Absolutely. Especially.
• 1:17:11
  Eternal semi bot, yeah. Semi bot.
• 1:17:14
  Eternal was a hell of a Doomslayer to pick too.
• 1:17:16
  That's the added speed in that game.
• 1:17:19
  Really. I picked that one.
• 1:17:21
  Isn't it kind of like the middle of the new?
• 1:17:23
  Yes, like a second middle of the new trilogy.
• 1:17:26
  Yeah. So I picked that one for that
• 1:17:29
  reason and looks like it went pretty well for old Doom
• 1:17:34
  Eternal. Doomslayer.
• 1:17:35
  Is it the same guy every time? Yeah, yes, Yep.
• 1:17:38
  OK. It's a Doom guy, buddy.
• 1:17:40
  Well. You know, if it's the same guy
• 1:17:41
  every time. Yes.
• 1:17:44
  It do be the same guy. There you go.
• 1:17:47
  There you have it. 126. 4 Thank you for this idea, Noah.
• 1:17:51
  This is this has been a fucking blast to go through.
• 1:17:54
  Yeah. Man this this is a good one,
• 1:17:57
  very fun. Time.
• 1:17:59
  Very excited to see what we do next because Noah's actually
• 1:18:02
  created a ton of episode ideas that we are going to be putting
• 1:18:05
  into play here. We'll we'll be doing more of
• 1:18:07
  this type of style episode with, you know, either us or grab some
• 1:18:12
  more people from the community, have them in with us do this.
• 1:18:15
  It's going to be a blast. So yeah, no thanks again, Noah,
• 1:18:18
  I'm super pumped. Thank you.
• 1:18:19
  Did this and it didn't turn into a dogpile on Nick like I thought
• 1:18:23
  it would. Oh, we got that out of the way.
• 1:18:26
  Yeah. I mean, there's more brackets.
• 1:18:27
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• 1:18:30
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• 1:18:34
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