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NBA Finals Cover-up EXPOSED? + what MORONS are forgetting about Aaron Rodgers · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, com into your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: Yo as always Pauli Fools gohay with Tony Fosk. Go ahead, doneo.
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  Speaker 1: I'm back in the studio after going to New York
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  Speaker 1: last week. You know, as you know, I went directly
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  Speaker 1: to the NBA officers to warn them about how terrible
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  Speaker 1: the space is Thunder Final is going to be, told
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  Speaker 1: them to swap out the teams. Obviously they have not
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  Speaker 1: done that, and it is totally blown up in their faces.
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  Speaker 1: You know, his NBA Finals just so terrible. And yet
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  Speaker 1: you know we're gonna have to dig into it on
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  Speaker 1: the show, Tony, which is gonna get our show horrible ratings,
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  Speaker 1: just like it's getting the NBA Finals horrible ratings. But uh,
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  Speaker 1: that's our commitment to you the viewer, absolutely, yep. And
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  Speaker 1: we don't realize that it literally might only be one
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  Speaker 1: viewer by the end of our NBA Finals coverage, right, Dony.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we just asked that you sit tight through
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  Speaker 2: the paces thunderpart and we'll get to more watchable, less
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  Speaker 2: boring content. Yeah, although you know we're gonna be talking
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  Speaker 2: about Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers. So please sit tight
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  Speaker 2: through that too, because you know that's actually not any.
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  Speaker 1: Better, No, not at all. But by the way, if
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  Speaker 1: able to see shows where we're not forced to talk
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  Speaker 1: about Basis, Thunder and Aaron Rodgers. By the way, you
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  Speaker 1: know you might have seen this. You know a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people after Game one of the Finals, they said
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  Speaker 1: that ABC's NBA Finals coverage hadn't felt special enough, right,
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  Speaker 1: so you see in game two, ABC put the O'Brien
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  Speaker 1: trophy on the court on the screen and you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I thought that totally fixed it, didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You one hundred percent? It immediately felt so much more special.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely. So that's why during our coverage today, we're also
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  Speaker 1: going to do the same, just to make our coverage
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  Speaker 1: feel more special for you the viewer. Look at this,
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  Speaker 1: think where it is a trophy right there on the screen.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it feels so special screen dough and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: look at that, but hold on just a second. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I want it's blocking my hand. I want, I said,
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  Speaker 1: I want my hand to be able to go over
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  Speaker 1: over the trop What are you doing that it's in
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  Speaker 1: front of it? What what's that?
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  Speaker 3: I told you we don't have that technology to do
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  Speaker 3: that on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Boll can't you figure that out? You know, you're a
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know what, uh, a technology person, you know, obvious,
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  Speaker 1: you know obviously.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it would cost a fortune to do that,
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  Speaker 3: and you guys don't have nearly that amount of money,
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  Speaker 3: trust me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well here's your fortune. You're going to be
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  Speaker 2: dead after the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, read it and wait, bro, and just take it down,
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  Speaker 1: Take it down, down, down. We got a lot to
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  Speaker 1: get tough, so let's just get right into our top
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  Speaker 1: story s. All right. You know, as we set up top,
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  Speaker 1: the ratings for this NBA Finals just been absolute garbage.
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  Speaker 1: You know, gave doo was the lowest rated NBA Finals
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  Speaker 1: game since two thousand and seven. Well if you don't
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  Speaker 1: count the COVID year, which got lower ratings because you know,
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  Speaker 1: it was October and Lebron was in it. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: this Doughty Finals, it's just been so bad, such a
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  Speaker 1: bad look for the NBA. And well, you had an
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  Speaker 1: interesting theory about what's going on. Tell the people, don't.
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  Speaker 2: It You know, I don't want to sound like one
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  Speaker 2: of those conspiracy nuts, but when you look at what's
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  Speaker 2: going on in the news, you have to wonder if
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  Speaker 2: the Illuminati, led by George Soros, had Antifa start these
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  Speaker 2: riots in Los Angeles in order to distract people from
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  Speaker 2: the NBA Finals so that they could blame the low
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  Speaker 2: ratings of the finals.
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  Speaker 1: On the riots and not the woke NBA.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, we saw this a couple of years ago
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  Speaker 2: when the Illuminati told Russia to invade Ukraine so that
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  Speaker 2: they could blame that for the low ratings of the
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  Speaker 2: even less watchable Buck Suns Finals. Again, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to go down the rabbit hole, but it does make
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  Speaker 2: a lot of sense, makes a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot of sense just terrific basketball and also geopolitical analysis
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  Speaker 1: that Tony, And oh, well you see this, you know.
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  Speaker 1: The other day at a press conference, NBA Commissioner Adam Silvera, Well,
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  Speaker 1: he came out and he said the league is considering
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  Speaker 1: expanding to other markets in future seasons. And well, I thought,
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  Speaker 1: why wait, right.
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  Speaker 2: Dony, totally, why not do it now during the finals.
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  Speaker 2: That's the quickest way to fix these crappy ratings. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you take Oklahoma city and move them to Tampa Bay.
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  Speaker 2: That way you got the lightning and the thunder in
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  Speaker 2: the same city. And then you take the Indiana paces
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  Speaker 2: and you move them to the biggest market, China, and
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  Speaker 2: instead of the paces, you call them the pandas. That way,
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  Speaker 2: you only have to change a couple of letters on
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  Speaker 2: their jersey. And also you could make the jerseys in China,
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  Speaker 2: so you save tons of money on labor costs because
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  Speaker 2: you don't actually have to pay the workers over there.
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  Speaker 2: Makes total sense.
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  Speaker 1: It just makes perfect sense. Don of course, what I
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  Speaker 1: would do?
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  Speaker 3: What fucking in fact that that was the dumbest and
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  Speaker 3: most ignorant take you've had in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Here's adake. Can you just be quiet? How about that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: take a take a sabatticle, you take a dump? What
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  Speaker 1: what I have a better idea? What? Oh? Look, hey
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  Speaker 1: put the Hey put the O'Brien troll over my face.
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  Speaker 1: He did it for me, bro take it off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah okay, but but next time you say something dumb,
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  Speaker 3: I'm putting that trophy back over you.
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  Speaker 1: Well you can't because guess what, we're moving on the
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  Speaker 1: non finals coverage. Yeah, so that wouldn't even make sense anymore,
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  Speaker 1: Say jokes on you book. We're moving on to the Knicks, okay,
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  Speaker 1: who are not in the finals. Okay, so stop with
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  Speaker 1: the graphics and all that. Anyway, look, the Knicks, they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to interview other teams coaches, but they're getting blocked
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  Speaker 1: it every time. The MAVs refused to let him interview
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  Speaker 1: Jason Kidd, the Rockets refused the maya dooka. But there
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  Speaker 1: is actually one glimmer of hope here for the Knicks,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that DONI.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, my sources tell me the Bucks have not only
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  Speaker 2: allowed the Knicks to interview Doc Rivers, they've offered to
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  Speaker 2: pay his entire salary if he can go coach the Knicks,
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  Speaker 2: and also pay for his entire rent in the city
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  Speaker 2: and all his utilities and internet for the next twenty years.
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  Speaker 2: Just such a great sign of teams helping their fellow teams.
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  Speaker 1: Just an incredible inside report that And all right, let's
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  Speaker 1: move on to the NFL, where you know there's news
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  Speaker 1: people care about more, not by much, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: still Aaron Rodgers signed with the Pittsburgh Steelers, as you know,
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  Speaker 1: and well Tony, you know a lot of people they're
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  Speaker 1: bashing this move, but that's because they don't see the
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  Speaker 1: bigger picture here, do they? Totally.
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  Speaker 2: What people are forgetting is that Aaron Rodgers is a
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  Speaker 2: great leader, not because he can motivate the Steelers offense,
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  Speaker 2: but because he can motivate the Steelers defense. They know
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  Speaker 2: how shitty he is, so that's going to inspire them
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  Speaker 2: to work even harder. We saw this with the Baltimore
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  Speaker 2: Ravens in two thousand. They had literally the best defense
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  Speaker 2: ever because they had the shittiest quarterback ever. Trent Dilfer
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  Speaker 2: and I gotta say right now, the Steelers are my
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  Speaker 2: pick to come out of the AFC and then lose
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  Speaker 2: to the Eagles in the Super Bowl by a score
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  Speaker 2: of seventy six to three.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific analysis all around that, Dony. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, Aaron Rodgers he also announced the other
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  Speaker 1: day that he got married. Yeah. Nobody seems to know
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  Speaker 1: who this woman is except that her name is Brittany
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  Speaker 1: with an Eye. But Dony, you dug into this, didn't you?
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  Speaker 1: What did you find? I did?
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  Speaker 2: My sources tell me that this Brittany with an Eye
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  Speaker 2: is actually a forty seven year old man from Nigeria
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  Speaker 2: posing as a woman in order to steal Aaron Rodgers's money. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: we know Aaron Rodgers is highly susceptible, like when he
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  Speaker 2: got tricked by the Jets into signing with them. And
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  Speaker 2: my sources tell me that people around Rodgers are very
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  Speaker 2: concerned that he might actually now be legally weed to
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  Speaker 2: a Nigerian telephone operator named Najobi also with an eye.
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  Speaker 1: I'll keep you updated on what I hear. Just a
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  Speaker 1: stunning turn of events that Dony. And on that note,
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  Speaker 1: you know, now that Aaron Rodgers is in the AFC North,
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  Speaker 1: we need to reevaluate the quarterback situation in that division
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  Speaker 1: totally because you know, when you break it down now,
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  Speaker 1: this is a huge upgrade for Brown's QB Shadeur Sanders,
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  Speaker 1: because it's now safe to say, Dowdy that Shadeur Sanders
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  Speaker 1: is no longer the worst QB in the division. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what do we always say, if you want to judge
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback, look at.
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  Speaker 2: That last season, you know, and when you do that,
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  Speaker 2: you can see Shadure Sanders is way better than Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Last season, Shador had a completion percentage of seventy four percent,
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  Speaker 2: while Rodgers had a poultry sixty three percent, and Shadua
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  Speaker 2: passed for three hundred and eighteen yards per game while
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  Speaker 2: Rodgers only threw for two twenty nine and Shaduu had
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  Speaker 2: a passer rating of one sixty eight point two while
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  Speaker 2: Rodgers only.
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  Speaker 1: Had ninety point five.
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  Speaker 2: But that I mean, frankly, I'm surprised to steal didn't
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  Speaker 2: try to trade for shador Met.
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  Speaker 1: Too, don't. He just can't argue with stats like that.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, on the subject to Rodgers, there have
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  Speaker 1: been a lot of people out there wondering why the
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  Speaker 1: Vikings what with JJ McCarthy when they could have gotten
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  Speaker 1: harder to get Aaron Rodgers. And you know why you
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  Speaker 1: can't compare you know, the stats from last season because
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  Speaker 1: well McCarthy didn't play. I mean that's obvious. Clearly. What
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  Speaker 1: you can do is go back two.
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  Speaker 2: Seasons see exactly and when you do that, the stats
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  Speaker 2: just speak for themselves. McCarthy had a completion percentage of
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  Speaker 2: seventy two point three percent when Aaron rodgers completion percentage
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  Speaker 2: was zero percent. McCarthy threw for twenty two touchdowns when
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers threw zero, and McCarthy threw for a not
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  Speaker 2: terrible two nine hundred and ninety one yards. But that
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  Speaker 2: number is great when you compare it to Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 2: who had Goosegg yards. So clearly when you see the numbers, Now,
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  Speaker 2: why are you kidding?
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  Speaker 3: What? Aaron Rodgers was injured two seasons ago.
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  Speaker 1: So we're making a comparison.
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  Speaker 3: But it makes no sense.
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  Speaker 1: Well you know what's gonna make no sense? You on
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  Speaker 1: your paycheck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the people making panda jerseys are gonna make more
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  Speaker 2: than you.
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  Speaker 1: Now shut up. Oh wait a second again, don't you
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  Speaker 1: look at it. He's blocking off face. We're not even
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  Speaker 1: in the NBA final segment anymore. This is just so unprofessional, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to handle this exactly. You know. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna sort this out though. Yeah, we'll be right back
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  Speaker 1: from break, and you know, usually at this point of
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  Speaker 1: the show we do some kind of you know, deep
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  Speaker 1: dive into a bigger topic. We were planning to go
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  Speaker 1: deeper on this Space is Thunder series, but during the
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  Speaker 1: break we got an email from the Fox Sports Radio
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  Speaker 1: Research department about the ratings for our previous segment. It
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  Speaker 1: turns out that the ratings were so low so little activity.
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  Speaker 1: YouTube actually just shut down. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 2: We also got some very sad news that a few
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  Speaker 2: of our viewers actually got so bored they were lulled
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  Speaker 2: to sleep and then passed away.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I see that's what happened. Because I was looking
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  Speaker 1: at this number here there was a negative three. So
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  Speaker 1: that explains that the negative three. That's just tragic. We
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  Speaker 1: do apologize to anyone who died during the previous segment.
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  Speaker 1: Hearts go out, But again, you don't blame the NBA,
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  Speaker 1: not sec fault. You know, we did dry and war
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  Speaker 1: them don and told them at the top. Yeah you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you are still alive, go back and watch the
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  Speaker 1: previous episode, which was just terrific. Yeah all right, and
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  Speaker 1: this not to say this wasn't terrific though you know,
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  Speaker 1: it had its interruptions from Terobo Brudoso tried to ruin everything,
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  Speaker 1: but that I tempt fate. We told you.
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  Speaker 3: No more what yeah, what corrections?
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  Speaker 1: Just go what you really believe.
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  Speaker 3: The Illuminati started the riots in Los Angeles to distract
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  Speaker 3: from the NBA Finals and give the NBA an excuse
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  Speaker 3: for the low ratings.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, connect the dots, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know I shouldn't even bother addressing it. This
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  Speaker 3: is the kind of crackpot theorizing that is ruining our country.
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  Speaker 3: And you need to stop.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know what. You need to stop breathing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, I am gonna bother addressing
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  Speaker 2: the pipe bomb I I send to your mailbox.
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  Speaker 1: Oh great one, what are I still knowing? What you said?
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  Speaker 3: Trent Dilfer was the worst quarterback of all time?
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  Speaker 1: Terrible, bro, bottom of the barrel. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I can name two hundred quarterbacks worse than Trent Dilfer.
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  Speaker 3: He won a Super Bowl, he made a Pro Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: It's disrespectful to say that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, you're right, Allow me to be respectful. Please
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  Speaker 1: kindly go yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also I kindly ask you to please go
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  Speaker 2: play with you micro penis.
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  Speaker 1: Oh still talking? What?
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  Speaker 3: I also want to point out what you use Shadoor
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  Speaker 3: Sanders stats from last season and compare them to Aaron Rodgers'
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  Speaker 3: stats from last season.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, learn stats, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, Shadoor was in college. It's a totally different game.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just translate that to the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I saw your stats from college zero sex.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's something you can translate to s virgin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh this needs no translation, Tony. A great message
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  Speaker 1: that just came across book. For next week, super Bowl
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