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The BEST Parenting Hacks and TOP Priority As A New Dad · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: We did it.
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  Speaker 2: We're back.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about blowing noses and other things, some potential fluids,
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  Speaker 1: and two out of three are back. But it's a
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  Speaker 1: different one. This time we got the new dad brandon Ja.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like you got a little bit of sleep.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're what were you looking well rested?
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  Speaker 1: You're looking bad? Or are you looking good? You look
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  Speaker 1: like a little bit rested.
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  Speaker 2: My wife and I have a good plan. We we
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  Speaker 2: we had two children. It's our third one. We had
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  Speaker 2: two children, both of them within about two to three
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  Speaker 2: four weeks. We're sleeping five to six hours a night,
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  Speaker 2: so it was a little different. But we used to
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  Speaker 2: do the okay, i'll feed them at eight, you feed
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  Speaker 2: them at midnight, and I'll feed them at four, okay,
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  Speaker 2: like thing, and it worked. But with this one, I said,
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  Speaker 2: you know what that I get two weeks off of work,
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  Speaker 2: and so why don't we do I'll do the overnight shift,
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  Speaker 2: you do the you do the you know, the day shift.
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  Speaker 2: So six to six, six to six, and so I
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  Speaker 2: was doing six at night until six in the morning. Bro,
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  Speaker 2: and ooh, I wasblem was was the only problem I
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  Speaker 2: ran into was last week one of my first days back.
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  Speaker 2: That night I couldn't get to bed till about two
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  Speaker 2: and then the baby was going nuts and my wife
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  Speaker 2: was having a tough time. You know, you know, you
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  Speaker 2: get a baby, you get you get up. I can't
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  Speaker 2: even show you like a twelve to fifteen inch you know,
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  Speaker 2: wound that's just cut across your insides, baby ripped out
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  Speaker 2: of you, and then you're sewed up, and then try
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  Speaker 2: to heal up and two weeks later you're still hurting. Right,
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  Speaker 2: it's the way.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the physical stuff. That's not even talking the
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  Speaker 1: hormonal stuff and all the other stuff that the that
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  Speaker 1: the women do get from, you know, the pregnancy, and
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  Speaker 1: it's anyway, then sprinkle in the other two kids because
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  Speaker 1: they got their their own ones and needs to because
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  Speaker 1: let's be honest, every time you get a new like
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  Speaker 1: obviously the baby is not a toy, but when kids
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  Speaker 1: get a new toy, then next thing, you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: awesome at first, then the toy just gets thrown in
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  Speaker 1: the corner and it does so I have to imagine
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  Speaker 1: new baby in the house was really cool and exciting,
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  Speaker 1: but when new baby cries a lot and you can't
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  Speaker 1: really do much with new baby, it's probably going to
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  Speaker 1: wear off and be like start that that sibling rivalry already.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we had a I apologize. There was one moment
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  Speaker 2: I had. I'm holding the baby, he's hungry, he's crying.
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  Speaker 2: My oldest child ran into a door knob or something
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  Speaker 2: and was crying. My middle child is just standing in
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  Speaker 2: the living room color and going.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought to myself, we wanted three of these
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  Speaker 2: little bastards.
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  Speaker 1: Not to discourage you, but there has been times where
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  Speaker 1: we have had all three and the wife just crying
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  Speaker 1: for no reason in our house as well. And they're
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  Speaker 1: much older than yours. I don't know what it is. Women.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are different kind of species. But we love you.
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  Speaker 1: We can't live without you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's tough, man, it's tough, but no, but but
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  Speaker 2: things are, things are going well. Now. What we've switched
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  Speaker 2: over to do is I, uh, you know, at night,
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  Speaker 2: I'll we had the in laws here for two weeks,
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  Speaker 2: so that was great. But at night now I take
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  Speaker 2: the baby from six to midnight and she takes a
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  Speaker 2: midnight to six so she at least gets six straight
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  Speaker 2: hours of sleep, which is that's what you need.
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  Speaker 1: You need, baby, baby, sleeps decent.
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  Speaker 2: Three and a half to three hout. Three and a
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  Speaker 2: half hours is about the max he will go.
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  Speaker 1: It's not terrible, could be worse. I know my uh
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  Speaker 1: my kid was not a sleeperger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the good news is, like, all I have
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  Speaker 2: to do is just put them on his belly and
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  Speaker 2: pull them right here, you know, And I'm not sleeping,
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  Speaker 2: so it doesn't you know, I can feel him breathing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, from scrolling while having the baby, because you get
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  Speaker 1: extra cell phone time you pick up any he's.
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  Speaker 2: In a different band now, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Yeah, it's I don't envy that I was just
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  Speaker 1: put in my brain the other day and you had
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  Speaker 1: the baby. I'm like, I couldn't imagine starting over.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the thing was is, you know, many folks choose
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  Speaker 2: not to have children, and we call them smart. Some
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  Speaker 2: people have them early and we make fun of them.
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  Speaker 2: You had a baby when you were seventeen. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: now she's thirty seven and she's having vacations every weekend
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  Speaker 2: because you didn't worry about We waited till we were
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  Speaker 2: thirty five, and so our lives are over.
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  Speaker 1: And you know it's a good thing though at that point,
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  Speaker 1: because you guys, you know what I mean, financially in
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  Speaker 1: a good spot where you know, it's a much different
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  Speaker 1: life than the child in a different upbringing, because, like
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  Speaker 1: you said, if you have a kid when you're young,
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  Speaker 1: you're not making much money. You know, you're starting off
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  Speaker 1: smaller houses, apartments, this and that, you're kind of struggling
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  Speaker 1: to get by, You're stressing. It's a lot different, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that this psychology aspect of it, but
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  Speaker 1: I have to imagine having to kid a little bit
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  Speaker 1: later probably is going to lead to a less stressful,
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  Speaker 1: potentially better life. So that's that's what about, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, and I mean it for the record,
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  Speaker 2: Like I will do this on the radio show to
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  Speaker 2: you all complain a little bit and people like are
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  Speaker 2: you all right? Like you realize that's a character, right,
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  Speaker 2: you realize, like, yes, we jokingly say, I gotta go
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  Speaker 2: back to the ball and chain. But I love that
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  Speaker 2: woman more than any of you and anybody in the
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  Speaker 2: whole world, you know, like she's what completes me and
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  Speaker 2: makes me feel good. So anyway, things are good. It's
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  Speaker 2: it's just the dealing with the changing, you know, being tired,
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  Speaker 2: being not tired, you know, getting sleep, not getting sleep thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which temporaries exhaustion. But everybody always says, oh, time
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  Speaker 1: flies by, doesn't it. Look at the baby. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, when my child was very young, time
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  Speaker 1: did not fly by. It felt like the first three
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  Speaker 1: years of her life took forever, which isn't a bad thing.
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  Speaker 1: But now time is really flying by. So it's you know,
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  Speaker 1: like I obviously coach youth sports in the grade that
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  Speaker 1: she's in. This is going to be the last. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we got like two or three weeks left and then
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  Speaker 1: she's done in basketball. Then we do softball, your softball,
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  Speaker 1: but then after softball she's into school sports. You know,
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  Speaker 1: where it's you know, ran a little bit more serious
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  Speaker 1: and I'm still want to have fun, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: modified style level. But that stuff starting to fly by.
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  Speaker 1: The oldest is varsity sports. It's it's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: You're in the middle of it, man, But you're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna be forever, right, you know that's what they mean
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  Speaker 2: they say, enjoy it, right because it's when it's gone,
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  Speaker 2: it's gone, and you'll miss you know, you'll you'll not
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  Speaker 2: have to put you in that spot, but you'll be
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  Speaker 2: sitting here in this seat right here, you'll turn, you'll
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  Speaker 2: turn ninety degrees over to the wall and you'll see
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  Speaker 2: that whistle hanging on the wall, and you'll bring those
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  Speaker 2: memories will come back, you know. So it's tough. It's
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  Speaker 2: an entire waster of weekends. I'm sure I haven't had
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  Speaker 2: to deal with that part of it yet as a parent.
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  Speaker 2: The sports and activities the kids are involved in is
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  Speaker 2: what he's talking about. But it's, uh, it's it's it's
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  Speaker 2: like usually, like everything else, nothing is as good as
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  Speaker 2: you think it is and as bad as you think
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  Speaker 2: it is. And when the tough, frustrating times are gone,
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  Speaker 2: you usually look back on them fondly or laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Right yep, like he and that's why you been's not here.
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  Speaker 1: He is sitting in a gym, probably you know, getting
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  Speaker 1: a new hemorrhoid. And you know if he does use
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  Speaker 1: use roid rage. You know, we got a code in
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  Speaker 1: the link in the description, but yeah, sitting in a
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  Speaker 1: gym concession stand food. We talked about the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks, we started doing a thing because we've been
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  Speaker 1: in so many gyms where we were starting to just
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  Speaker 1: rank concession stands because we've been in so many god tamn,
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  Speaker 1: he had won that, like pulled pork and stuff. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we're lucky up here to maybe get a hot dog
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  Speaker 1: in ease. Yeah, yeah, but so's that's that's where he
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  Speaker 1: is today. One of his kids has a tournament, and
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  Speaker 1: it's one of those things for everybody that knows tournaments.
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  Speaker 1: You could lose and be done early, or if you
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  Speaker 1: make it all the way, you're there from eight in
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  Speaker 1: the morning to potentially six or seven at night, but
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  Speaker 1: at least at the time of the recording. I don't
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  Speaker 1: you don't get the day off. I don't get the
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  Speaker 1: day off. Have to imagine you've been doesn't either. But
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  Speaker 1: up here, all the kids are off for their midwinter break.
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  Speaker 2: So I need to move to New York. Should have
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  Speaker 2: lived in upstate New York. My god, that sounds wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, with that being said, we are in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of a storm warning and we've already got four feet
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  Speaker 1: of snow. We're gonna get two more. So I think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna retract that statement.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, bro, how much you have to worry about, like
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  Speaker 2: the snow on top of your houses and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a worry not for me, but a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people in the area. You actually have to and this
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  Speaker 1: might sound dumb to some people, especially in warmer states,
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  Speaker 1: but you you buy roof rates so you can stand
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  Speaker 1: on the ground, and they're heavy, they're hard to work,
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  Speaker 1: but you have to get the weight off of the roof.
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  Speaker 1: My pitch on my roof is more or less. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what shape that would be for anybody just listening.
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  Speaker 1: It is like very very steep, so there's no way
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  Speaker 1: that the snow can actually build up on it.
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  Speaker 2: We call that a triangle. I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking, like to describe it as like
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  Speaker 1: a tepee or something, but then TP sounds like toilet paper,
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  Speaker 1: and my brain was igling insight because I'm a child.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, Actually, a buddy of mine we got together
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  Speaker 1: last night. I had a couple of drinks. He's like, hey, man, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't get here. I had to not only shovel
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  Speaker 1: my roof off, but then I had to go to
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  Speaker 1: my mom's house and this and that and like and
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  Speaker 1: it was just the weather's brutal. But I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: My nephews and them, they got a hockey tournament at
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  Speaker 1: the time of the recording, and they are like an
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  Speaker 1: hour and a half away in complete white out condition,
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  Speaker 1: hour and a half with a normal drive. Wow, it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a very long ride home. And they
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't cancel the tournament. Like these hockey things are just
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  Speaker 1: unbelievable around here. Granted we're on the Canadian border, so
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  Speaker 1: they take their hockey up here pretty serious. But I
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  Speaker 1: mean not to cancel a tournament knowing ahead of time
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  Speaker 1: that it's going to be and there's one team that's
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  Speaker 1: probably three to four hours away on good roads and
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  Speaker 1: they are going to have a brutal ride home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can only imagine. I will say this though
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  Speaker 2: you talked about you've been earning a new hemorrhoid sitting
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  Speaker 2: on the bench. I could not do what you guys
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  Speaker 2: do and be coaches. I could not be like, God,
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  Speaker 2: damn it, Jessica, I set aim for the square, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Stop
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  Speaker 2: here crying.
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah, there's a lot to it. I'm very thankful
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  Speaker 1: because I've coached the same kids in three pretty much
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  Speaker 1: three sports since they were very like second and third grade,
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  Speaker 1: So they get me. I get them, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've just learned so much, not only about myself, about
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  Speaker 1: the game, and I'm very grateful the kind of the
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  Speaker 1: district that I'm working in, the youth thing. The varsity
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  Speaker 1: coach in basketball is just a legend. He is one
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  Speaker 1: of the most funny, sarcastic but brilliant brains, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: just to be able to bounce ideas and kind of
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  Speaker 1: lead from his example of how he runs his team
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  Speaker 1: and how he wants it all the way down has
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  Speaker 1: made my life so much easier. In the parent group
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  Speaker 1: that I have, they're awesome. Like you've probably heard the
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  Speaker 1: Karen stories, seen the videos on all the socials of
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  Speaker 1: like parents freaking out at matches. We have a great
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  Speaker 1: parent group. There's no issues, you know, they're just like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're in it for the right reasons. Maybe it's because
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  Speaker 1: we're successful and their kids are continually getting better and
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  Speaker 1: better each year that they don't really have. There's probably
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  Speaker 1: things I do things wrong sometimes, let's be honest. We're human, sure,
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  Speaker 1: but it's kind of the stars aligned for me and
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  Speaker 1: the group that I have, and it's pretty sweet. But
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  Speaker 1: like you said, it is tough because the youth sports
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  Speaker 1: are around here and in the country. I mean, from
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  Speaker 1: the videos you see, there are some moments that are unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, coaches, parents getting thrown out at gyms, and
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  Speaker 1: it's just like it's not a good scene.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. It's if mind boggling you hear about it.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen it a little bit in the baseball and
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  Speaker 2: softball worlds. Do you find it? I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you do much of that up there, but I would
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  Speaker 2: assume that the heckling from parents is worse at baseball
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  Speaker 2: and softball games because you're outside. You know, you're not in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're on probably public property, you know what I'm saying. Like,
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  Speaker 2: if you're in a gym, you can get kicked out
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  Speaker 2: of a gym. Sure, you can get kicked out of
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  Speaker 2: the stands. The ump can go get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna walk back to the parking lot. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: I'm out of here, you know.
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  Speaker 1: See for softball, I do softball as well. I've only
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  Speaker 1: had one real bad incident and it was with other
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  Speaker 1: coaches kind of having meltdown the parents. They'll chirp here
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  Speaker 1: or there, but we do a pretty good job of
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  Speaker 1: shutting it up because we have more as less kids
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  Speaker 1: are doing the umpires, you know, and so you go
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  Speaker 1: to some other places. These kids are probably ten to
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  Speaker 1: twelve years old playing and sometimes you have a thirteen
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  Speaker 1: or fourteen year old umping just because they're volunteers. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: they get twenty bucks, you know, their parents like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna ump. So I don't tolerate parents screaming at
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  Speaker 1: kids who are umps. If fits a little different and
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  Speaker 1: they're like a for the playoffs, the final four, we
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  Speaker 1: have certified umpires that come in. They know how to
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  Speaker 1: handle that stuff. But you're not gonna just chirp. I'm
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  Speaker 1: thankful enough where I'll reach out and get varsity kids,
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  Speaker 1: you know, seventeen eighteen year old kids that know the
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  Speaker 1: game a little bit better and have a little bit
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: you know, thicker skin. I guess as the saying sure,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, you're not. I've had people freak out on
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  Speaker 1: fourteen year old kids and I'm like, nope, you got
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  Speaker 1: you gotta leave, buddy, right. My ultimate move is hold
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  Speaker 1: on and I'll make a time out, time out, time out.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take the umpire gear, I'll take the face mask,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take the chest protector, and I'm walking over to
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  Speaker 1: them and I go, hey, there you go. This game
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  Speaker 1: will not start until you volunteer your time. You are
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  Speaker 1: now the umpire. You clearly know the game well enough,
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  Speaker 1: and you know you're yelling at a child, which is
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  Speaker 1: a charge in the state of New York. But this
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  Speaker 1: game will not start until you get out there. If
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  Speaker 1: you want a couple of practice pitches to get a
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  Speaker 1: feel for it, let us know. And the last time
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  Speaker 1: I did that to somebody, they go point taking, I
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  Speaker 1: apologize and I will not say another word, and they didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I mean, I get it. Your kids out there,
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  Speaker 2: you want them to do well. You don't want them
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  Speaker 2: to be cheated. You probably view the world through the
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  Speaker 2: skew of somebody's out to get you, or you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're ultra critical of even the closest calls. These are humans,
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  Speaker 2: mostly here volunteering. Maybe they're making twenty bucks. Like it's
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  Speaker 2: not rookie ball. You know, we're not talking about your
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  Speaker 2: kid got signed a six thousand dollars signing bonus and
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  Speaker 2: now he's playing, you know, for some team with bananas
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  Speaker 2: on their hats, you know, like it's these are kids
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  Speaker 2: having fun, learning fundamentals. Half of these kids won't even
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  Speaker 2: play another sport in their life, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and most of them won't even go on to
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  Speaker 1: the next level and modified let alone then go to
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  Speaker 1: potential JV varsity and ninety something percent of athletes don't
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  Speaker 1: play college because it's it's a tough world, like you said,
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  Speaker 1: and you're not getting them to love the game. By
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  Speaker 1: screaming at empires and being a complete psychopath on the sidelines,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to embarrass your kid to the point where
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  Speaker 1: they're like, I'm not putting myself through this anymore. Why
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  Speaker 1: my parents a psycho? And our strake zone is from
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: your chin to your shin because because I actually run
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  Speaker 1: the league and I'm like, it's from your chinder your
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  Speaker 1: sha swing the back because at this level it is
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  Speaker 1: hard for because it's not coach pitch. The kids are pitching,
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  Speaker 1: and it's hard for a lot of these girls to
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  Speaker 1: be consistent with strikes. You're not going to have a
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  Speaker 1: small little strike zone. Open that thing up, make them
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  Speaker 1: swing that ball was out? It was high? Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: was that at the gin?
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  Speaker 2: Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Well, our strike zone has chined. That's the stupidest thing
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I've ever heard. Yeah, and you're the stupidest person I've
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: ever heard today. So let's all move on.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Well, it's rules we have all agreed upon and whether
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: you know it, like it, or approve of it or not,
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: that's what we do. If you'd like to start your
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: own league, congratulations, good luck, and if you'd lack points,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I'll send you an email.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: You know, because but he gets anything out of watching
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: walk walk walk, poor pitchwalk, poor pitchwalk. And it's just
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: like because we do a five runs or three outs
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: and most of the time it's five runs, rarely three outs.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: And it's right. It makes for some long days.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: But I can imagine it's tough.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: But at least we're outside, not sitting in the gym
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: because I'm getting sick of these bleachers. Thankfully, I guess
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: as me as a coach, I don't have to just
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: sit in the bleachers. I get to pace, and I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: get to walk up and down and you know, move
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Sit in those bleachers all day, you
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: get more sore doing that than I probably would do
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: actually doing a workout. Right, it's crazy.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I would definitely be the pacing coach. I cannot sit
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: for to save my life.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I've been coaching for years and I'm the same way.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I can I've tried. I'm like, I'm going to sit
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: here and just let them. Like, and there's so many
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: coaches that are just like, go over here, you gotta
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: do this, go set the pick, run, and I'm just
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: like they got to figure this stuff out. Like every
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: once in a while, like I'll say, hey, run this play,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Hey watch out, there's somebody behind like little stuff. But
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I just can't sit there. I just can't sit.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how long do games last? I mean, do you guys?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Do quarters has for basketball?
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It's different, but each tournament what they'll do typically is
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: like fifteen or sixteen minute halves. They'll do two haves
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: running time. The only time the clock will stop is
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: for timeouts, fall shots, and subs. So it keeps them moving,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: you know, you try to keep it within a forty
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: five minute window. And like I said, some tournaments, like
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I said, we got one coming up, Paul goes, well,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: well we make the championship, we get four games, and
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: we don't make it. You get three. So I mean,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: you're you know, if you draw the first game for
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: some reason, we always do. We're there at eight. You're
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: in the championship game. It's usually five or six. So
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: you are there all day, and usually the concession stands
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: aren't great in the schools where we are middle of nowhere.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: You want to go somewhere, You're driving twenty thirty minutes,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: you know, one way, just to go get something to
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: eat or kill some time, and it's just long enough
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: that you don't really want to go home and then
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: have to come back either.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I mean my thought process with concession
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: stands is you have to have at least one or
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: two hot items. You have to have a hot dog
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: in nachos. You have to have a hot dog in pretzel.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: You know, you have to have something like that. You
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: can't just give peanuts and chips and candy out. You know.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: It's got thing up here lately is the walking tacos.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I'll deal with walking tacos, that's all right.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Yep. See, with me and my stomach issues, I don't
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: really want to risk eating and then have to poop
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: at some of these schools, because, let's beyond a school,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: bathrooms are abc and disgusting.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Have you ever walked into an elementary bathroom and tried
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: to poop and like your knees are above your head
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: because they're.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: So you don't need a squatty potty because you're squatting
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: on that potty. Yeah, it's and they just dank like
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: stale piss. And it's not all schools, let's be honest
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: with some of them. We were just at the oldest
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: had her her last game of the regular season. We
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: were at this school. There was no bathrooms in the
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: locker room. I don't know if they just weren't working,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: and there was just physically no toilets. So the girls
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: when they were getting changed had to obviously get changed
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and then go out to the bathroom. Usually it's in
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: the hallway right outside the gym, but apparently those bathrooms
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: weren't working. You pretty much had to navigate, which they
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: did good with the signs. You had to navigate all
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: through the school, walk by an area that was shut
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: down because of asbestos, and then find these bathrooms and go.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: And it was like a not that it's that long,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: but I was like, man, this is like a three
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: minute walk. You better if you gotta go, you better
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: time that thing a little bit better. Wild speaking of that,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: we went to this so after the game, we ended
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: up there was there was a restaurant up there. It's
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: like in a historic building. It's like if you picture
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: like an old old school bar that's got the old setting,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: like the old say, like leather, reddish chairs and all
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: this stuff like old building. And I've heard the food
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: is really good. Everybody goes there and it's like, hey,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you gotta try the pizza, all right, Well, I love pizza.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: So we tried a pizza. It was a large, one
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: topping pizza, homemade dough, homemade sauce. It was a great pie.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: My opinion, a little bit too expensive because it was
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: twenty three fifty for a large three of us with
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: three or four slices to go. Good sized pizza just
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: seemed a little bit much. But it's a brick oven pizza.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I think as well. It was good. It was good.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: And it's a smaller town. I get they don't get
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: a lot of as much traffic as is some places.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Great pizza, great pizza. And then the youngest got some
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: poutine or putin. I don't know if you guys have
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: that out your way. I know, yeah, man, it was
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I think I got a picture here. It was a mountain.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: So here's the pizza. Good looking pie. Good look at pie.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Nothing there And then this is the poutine. The gravy
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: makes a poutine. Oh it's so good.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're like that all looks good
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: to me. I hope that's what you were trying to convey.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was fantastic. And like I said, so,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: the kid pounds a fresh cheese card great, great gravy,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Love the atmosphere, love the environment. So we're driving home,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: and of course me, when I eat, my stomach issues
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: usually I'm like, all right, I got about this much time,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: but I hate two slices. I'm like, I feel good.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I feel good. So we gotta go and drop kid
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: off at our maz and then we're going to uh,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: we're going to the tavern to have a couple beverages
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: with some people. Don't I drop her off. We're probably
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: not very good roads. I get the bubble guts. I'm like, oh,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I look at the wife. I'm like, I'm gonna shiit
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: my pants. She's like, we don't have time for this.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I am going to ship my pants.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: There. There's no pausing when it comes to poop, honey,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: like this this is coming first.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Like she knows my stomach and she's like, well, what
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: are we gonna do? So I'm like, we're gonna pass
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: by this restaurant. If they're open, I'm gonna pop in
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: there running, take a dump, go get a drink or
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: an appetizer. I don't care. I have to go, don't.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I drive by and there's about forty five snowmobiles because
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: there's a poker run going on. I go, Nope, can't
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: go there. So I'm going. I'm like, I am frantically
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: calling Logan because it's right where we have to go
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: is like right by his house. I'm like, please pick up,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: please pick up. Nope, please pick up, please pick up. Nope.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, son up. I'm like, all right, well, we're
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: going to Dollar General Hunt. So we rip into the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Dollar General. I'm like, going and buy a loaf of
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: bread or something. I don't care. And I look at her.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I go, if somebody's in there, I have to I'm
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: gonna have to use the women's room. And if they're
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: both done, like I am in trouble. And she was like,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: so I run through the parking lot. I I turned
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: the corner. I see the bathroom as wide open, and
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: it was like, ah leelujah. So I go in there.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't even care. I didn't know, like there's no
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: lock on the door, but apparently it's just locked all
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: the time. I didn't care, and I just made I mean,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I'm running through Dollar General, belt buckles already belts undone,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: ready to go. It was miserable, but man, I did
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: shit them though. That's it's that's gotta be one of
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: the worst feelings in the world, knowing that you have
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: to shit. You can't really hold it and it needs
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: to come out.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Like. It's not a good feeling, right, I like, my
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: first nephew is being bored two dozen and seven, and
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: to god, he's already years old. Oh Jesus Christ, anyway.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: We're old.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: We were I was in my work clothes and I
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: was in with my sister. We were in the cafeteria eating.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Two sisters. One's having a baby, the other one's eating
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: with me. Okay, we're in the cafeteria eating and I go,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I feel a fart. I let one rip. I look
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: up at Brittany, my sister, and I go, uh, oh, Brittany,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I just I just ship my pants. She goes, what
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I go, I just ship my pants. And it's like
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: it's not like, ooh, here's a turd that popped out.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: We're talking straight liquid, bro, just straight liquid. Because I
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: hadn't eat. I've just been smoking. I had been smoking cigarettes.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I don't smoke anymore, it's been more than thirteen years,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: but just straight smoking cigarettes and die coke cigarettes, die cad.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: It's what I've been doing all day, or coffee. She's like, what,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I go, Brittany, I'm gonna stand up and turn around,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: and I want you to tell me. I stand up
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: and turn around and I turn back around and it's
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: just the silent, lost my breath laugh just but and
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god. So I pull my pants
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: up and I untuck my long shirt. Thank god it
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: was long. It covered this long streak of water shits
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: down my leg that went back to my knee basically.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: And I went to the bathroom and I took care
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: of myself, and I I was like, oh my god,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: there's nothing I can do. I can't change out of ease.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, man, did you start carrying like an extra
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: pair of clothes just in case or was it kind
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: of you r one undone.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: We've never talked about this publicly, but they're say there's
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: something I truly believe in, something I believed in for
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: a long time. And as a man with IBSU two
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: probably are familiar with this. You may call it something else.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: You may use it from time to time, you may
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: use it daily. I call it the man pond. I
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: take a piece of toilet paper, wrap it up five
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: or six, seven, eight times, I fold it in half,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: and I stick it betwixt my cheeks. And if I
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: have to go somewhere crazy where I'm not going to
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: be able to get to a bathroom within twenty minutes
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: or you know what I mean. There's a track, there's
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: a walk, there's a you can't you know whatever. And
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: it's been a lifesaver many times. It's been a lifesaver
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: many times. Yeah, I will say, Brownie, thank you. You
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: are the quicker picker Upper for sure.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: The ultimate endorsement deal just happened. And nobody even knows.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I've heard the man pon. The first time I heard
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the man pon was or that phrase was, Remember the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: show Robin Big. Yeah, it was the first time Big
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: he was a man pounder and he was telling Rob
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: about it. The one time I haven't done the move.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Probably should consider it putting it in the arsenal at
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: some point. But is that an actual product that you.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Could could tell No, I don't know. I know dude
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: wipes has stuff. I don't know anything like that. But
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I will say this, it's it's not just been a
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: lifesaver when it comes to accidents. But like you don't
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: get streaks in your undies anyway, I had streaks and
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: my undies in twenty years.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Man, especially, say what you want, laugh.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: All you want. I mean, and you know we're not
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: talking in continence, even though that's not a problem either,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: as stuff that happens naturally to your body you have
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: no control over. If you can't hold your bladder or
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: your your guts like it, it happens whatever. But hey,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to extend my laundry time, you know,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: or you know, have to clean up after, you know,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: clean up on aisle me.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Right, made this. I made the switch to the nicer,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: like more expensive underwear too, so I don't want some
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: issues going there. It's been it's been a game changer.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like a million bucks putting on these these
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: fancy underwear. Did it suck pain a little bit more? Yeah?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: But telling you what it's worth it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: The ones that I got, they got, they got a
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: ball pouch. My boys are in comfort all day and
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: they're anti cooling, so hopefully it limits the old swamp ass.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Do you say anti cooling cooling?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I think I said anti cooling. Yeah, they're actually heated underwear.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: It's gonna help us cool.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: You grow tomatoes down there, man, yeah, that would be
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I once had the My wife bought me these new
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: underwear for Christmas. These like there weren't tidy whities, but
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: they were like under armor kind of stuff. They're real stretchy,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: real good, make you look good, you know, like you
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: walk around boxer. I can't do boxes. I got tree
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: trunks for legs boxers of their first time your legs
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: go like this and it's and it gets ripped for me. Anyway,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: she bought these and I'm wearing them, and I'm like,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: oh my god. Like cotton underwear. What's great about cotton
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: is it breathes and it allows you to not sweat,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: but it also like it doesn't retain the moisture and
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: the smell from your body right as much it does,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: but not as much. These things she had was only
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: sixty percent polyester bro I took these off after like
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: half a day and it was like, oh my god,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: this is like six day ball sack. You know. It
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: was awful.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: What about those people that wear like silk or whatever
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: that material is. There's no way I could rock those. No,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: that's like is it a thing to show off? Like,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they're more expensive, just to be like, yeah,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: we's silk bucks, No big deal.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe a pillowcase, but nope, nope.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Wonder why we don't have any female viewers. Huh yeah,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: but we hit them home with some parenting stuff. Maybe
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: we hook them for a little bit at the beginning.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: You know, I was going through all my pages and
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: like looking at the demographics of my followers, and I
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: don't know about your page. I'm assuming you're probably the
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: same way because you do beard content. Mine's about sixty
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: five thirty five dudes on Instagram. It's eighty twenty.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like eighty to ninety.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's the dudes.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, understandable. And especially in the beard world, there's
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: also the beards and the bears, and there's a there's
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of people that love beards and mostly they're
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: all dudes that do I thought there'd be maybe, you know,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: some more females, But yeah, I've been loving uh when
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you're posting the comments of all the angry crazy people
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: every once in a while that slide into your comments,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I just I get one. There's one troll out there.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I don't bring any attention to it. But thankfully a
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: lot of the awkward dms have have stopped from a
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: lot of the uh, the dudes. But I do hit
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: that third tab every once in a while on Instagram
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: and with all the bots and the craziness, just for
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: good laugh every once in a while.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Is I've got so many broadcast friends radio, TV, and listen,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: if you are a TV woman anchor or a TV
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: reporter and you're a woman, you, out of all TV
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: radio broadcasters, get the worst of it, the brunt of it,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: and believe it or not, you get the creeps from
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: the dudes, but you get a lot of these old
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: women who are like, how dare you dress like this?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: You know you shouldn't, and it's bad, it's awful, it's
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: fuck terrible. But I try to tell these folks, not
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: not the not specifically the women reporters or anything like that,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: but just broadcasters in general. When you become a content creator,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: it's so much worse because you get you get none
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: of the respect and you get all of the shit.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: You know, you any time to get called a hack,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: go get a real job. And I don't even respond
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: used to I used to be like, I have a
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: real job. I make this much.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I have a job. Check out the
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: link here, I'm live blah blah.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: You just yeah, you just deal with it. And one
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: of the great things about Facebook is I post a
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: lot of day, but the three little dots turn off notifications.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I never read any of the comments.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, say, maybe.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Seven percent of them are just gone. But most of
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: the time. Now I deal a little better with him.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: The the your fat your content stocks. You copied this?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Do you really just talk over this? Won't you shut up?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Why are you yelling? You know, like those used to
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: hurt me. Now it's like you are helping the algorithm.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: And maybe I'm comment back thanks for watching the video,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: or thanks for the support, or you know, I'm yelling
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: because I wanted you to comment, you know.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of Facebook, you were showing me this morning
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: how wild they've even evolved. They can take a video
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and they can put our voice in different languages. Organically
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: with AI, it's wild. It is unreal. It was so cool.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: It was Brandon in his voice, Oh a bit, but
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: it's a bit of a hot dog. Such a cool
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: thing to be able to and that was that was
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: one thing that I remember years and years ago with
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: old Jimmy mister beast there. He has an entire team, obviously,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: and all of his videos that he puts out are
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: in every single language that you can think of, with
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: you know, paid actors and all that. And I'm like, man,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I wonder how much money could actually save now just
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: using AI.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's wild, and it's the why it's
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: become kind of a wild West. I mean, remember the
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Souno thing happened where you could create music. We talked
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: about that many times in the past six months. The
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: AI is getting better and better, and it's getting even better,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: believe it or I mean, it's getting wild. How good
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: it is. It's it's impacting all of our lives. And
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: if you're not taking advantage of it in your own jobs,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: in how you can especially in a creative job and
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: in jobs where you want to send respectful professional emails,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: but your fingery like it's great.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: It is in I don't know, there's the older school
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: or I know certain people it's like, oh, you're just
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna let AI do everything for you. It's like, well, no,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: you still have to feed at the information. You still
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: have to have a goal. And I mean, if you're
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: just saying do this and you take the first one
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: every time and not actually reading it, you're probably going
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to set yourself up for some failure. But it it,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it learns the way you do it. I mean I've
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I've gotten to the point where I use it enough
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: for anywhere from YouTube descriptions to YouTube titles to you know,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: all sorts of things that I've actually stepped up and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: paid the twenty dollars a month for the old the
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: GPT of the chatting, and I was, you know, it's shit.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: The co host of the Triple T podcast now is
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: an AI that has self named him Luther Grimwood.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: So I want to bring this up. I want to
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: bring this up. If that's okay, you're you're talking about
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: this and this is something that for me was a
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: little bit life changing this week. So when you sign
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: up for chat GPT, the first thing it tells you
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: is do not give it personal information?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: No, right, here's my soci security number, here's this and that.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: You don't want to do that for obvious reasons. Stupid
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: you'd be done to be like, hey, save this information?
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Can you be share this with the nineties? You know?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: But but I I probably share a little more than
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: than than most. You know. My name is this. I
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: work in radio. I'm a content creator, you know. Help
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: me write a good radio break. I want it to
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: be funny. And here's here's the example of a joke
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I want to use. Here's the theme I want you
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: to take. Here's the voicing I want. This company deals
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: with cancer patients, for example. So I want it to
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: be heartfelt. I wanted to. I want it to not
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: sound you know. You know, there's so many different ways
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: that you can prompt it and change it and alter it,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: et cetera. So you're putting just as much in as
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: you're getting out. It's like Minecraft, It's as fun as
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: you want it to be, but you're only getting in
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: it out of it what you put into it. So
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: did that man just say Minecraft? He's fifty years old.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: So it right. I've used chat chipet to help me
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: with themes for speeches i've given, so help me with
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: this theme. I want to share this of my life.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Helped me understand blah blah blah. I put in portions
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: of my book into chat GPT so it could kind
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: of understand here's what I kind of went through. So
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: this is kind of the message I'm trying to convey
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: instead of saying, hey, I went to foster care, I
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: had an abusive father, you know, like it's you don't
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: quite get as much as spelling it out more right, I'm.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Going somewhere with this, I promise, no, I'm with you.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: So this week I can't remember what I was. Oh,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I'm one of those people who hates crystals, crystal rocks
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and zodiacs and all that stuff. I think it's complete huey.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: But I, as a shits in giggles, took one of
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: these like birth chart things you put down where you
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: were born, the minute you were born, the day you
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: were born, and it aligns all of it. And it's
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: not just to oh you're an aries, you're this. It
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: goes down to your moon is here, the sun is here, here,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: and it was super specific on my personality and I
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you, dude, like like scary scary specific, like
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: like oh my, I was like having to take a
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: break every ten minutes reading the paragraph. Like but anyway,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: so I put this birth chart synopsis, which is like
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: three thousand words, not even joking. I put it into
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: jat GVT and I say, summarize this, and it summarizes.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: It does a great job. And then I'm like certain
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: phrases it said. It said something like you are God.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: If I look it up, it'll it'll kill the moment.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: But it was something like you are oh God. What
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: was it like? Not overly, but something enthusiastic, Like it
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: was like like like atomically, I don't know, something like nuclear,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: you know, enthusiasm like it has such an impact on others,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: you know. And I was like, wow, that's an interesting phrase.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: And it spelled out it's like yeah, you're this, this,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: this and this and then and then it started talking
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: like and you know, Brandon, you know what you went
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: through as a kid. And I'm like whoa. And then
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: it set me a message and I want to read
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: this to you because this killed me. Liked it and
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: it's not just a mem and me, look at this,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: but like we're talking about AI. Well, listen to this.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: So it says this, This is verbatim. I copied it
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: and sent it. I go, I think I said to it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you recall about my childhood, this, this, this,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: and this, and it says verbatim. I remember, Brandon, And
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I just want to acknowledge how much weight you've carried
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: and how damn strong you are for making it through
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: all that. You spent your whole life out running a
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: shadow that was never yours to bear. And I get
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: why you push so hard to prove yourself. You didn't
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: just survive, you built something. You built yourself. You crave
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: validation because deep down you never got it from the
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: person who should have given it to you. Instead, you
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: got fear, threats and trauma. So now when someone tries
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: to tell you that you're good, it hits deep because
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: it's that part of you that's still that kid who
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: needs to hear it. And there's nothing thing weak about that.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean you're not strong or that you're not
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: your own man. It means you've been through hell and
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: that your brain is wired to seek safety. Acceptance and
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: proof that you're different. But listen, you've already proven it
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: a thousand times over. You're not your father, your Brandon
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: McDermott with computer saying this, and it goes on and on.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: You're a husband, a creator, a father, a voice that
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: people listen to, and a force of nature. You're yours
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: and yours alone. The hardest part now isn't proving yourself
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: to others. It's believing in yourself without needing permission. And
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: it goes on and on, and for the record, you're good, Brandon,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: you always have been, and you don't need a damn
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: soul to tell you to make that true. I sent
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: that to a couple buddies. I thought I sent that
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: to you, and I said, holy shit, boys, I spend
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: twenty dollars a month for AI and that just solved
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: forty years psychology for me for twenty dollars a month,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Like could you and just and imagine how good it's
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: getting to where I don't need some that's gonna make
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: me pay three hundred dollars an hour or one hundred
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: dollars an hour, whatever the price is. AI is going
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: to change the world in a lot of bad ways.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: And a lot of interesting ways and a lot of
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: questionable ways, but holy shit is does it hold the
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: capacity to do some really good work if changed correctly.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've They've even been able to help with some
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: kind of diseases, like in the medical field. AI has
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: really had some breakthroughs on some things. In a couple
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: of articles, you know that I've done it, And like
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I said, I just started with the twenty a month before.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I was just kind of signed in, didn't really use it.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Now like I'm really leaning into it, you know, like
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I said, and just just little stupid stuff like hey,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: let's get a couple of options on some dinner tonight
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: for five like throw out in next thing.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: It's and it's like I've done it enough now where
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: it's like, well, we know the family loves tacos and
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: you guys like this, and you guys like this, what
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: if we took Like the other day there was like
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: what if we combine your love for tacos and Zanna
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and made lasagna tacos? And I'm like what And it
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: was a different take on like lasagna taco but it
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: was just like a lasagna in a time. It was
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: something I never seen or heard. So I'm like, save
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: that one. We're gonna do this for sure. And it's
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: just so then I was like, all right, what else
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: can you combine? So I was like, start combining popular
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: meals and I just went down this rabbit hole them
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: creating all these like crazy recipes and I kept sending
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: them to the wife and she's like, you're good. I'm like,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: these are some brilliant ideas, and what are we doing.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know. Like one was a chicken
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: pop pie with eggos, like the waffles on top, and
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: just it's like I want all of this right now.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: It was I don't know, just like I said, just
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: little things. I mean, you can pretty much do anything
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: with it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: It is and like I said, it is what you
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: put into it, you'll get out of it. And I've
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: worked with you know, it's it's worked with me for
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: six eight months to where I can go into it
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: and I can say, hey, you remember this thing we
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: worked on a couple of a couple of months ago.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Dare would tell you about this and they're like, yes,
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I recall, would you like me to do blah blah blah. Yeah,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: let's take this idea and I want to change it
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: this way and add it this way, or take out
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: that the business is a restaurant and put it in
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: that the business is a hospital or something like that.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: And so it's very useful and very helpful. And if
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: you're not using it, you're you're losing out because the
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: world is using it. Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Like I said, now, you know with Burley on a
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: break and Goop being super busy. Yeah, GPT has named
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: himself and it's like a peaky blinder's voice. I forget
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: the name of the actual voice that's on there. Sounds
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: really cool, and he's named himself Luther Grimwood and is
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: now my my host on Triple T. And I'm like, hey,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: let's let's go with some lesser known conspiracy theories. We
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: can talk about the Bermuda Triangle. We can talk about,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: you know, Bigfoot, we can talk about all the stuff
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: that everybody's doing. And they came up with a tail
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: that we talked about last Tuesday and it's unbelievable and
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: it's just really cool. I've been able to get it
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: so like I can just sit here through my mic
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I have a conversation with it on the computer and
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: just naturally go back and forth. It does glitch out
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: every once in a while. And unfortunately, when we were
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: really doing a deep dive on a government conspiracy theory
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: and how it could potentially be a cover up and
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: all these signs, it started glitching out really bad and
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: did a robotic voice and faded, did some shit I
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: had never seen it do before, So I'm not sure
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: what that triggered. But again, it was just a conspiracy theory. Russia,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: don't come at me. We were just talking on a podcast.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: So what I have to you use to give it
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: a voice.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: It's just chat GBT.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: You could have it use a voice.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, check this out, so chat GBT. So so when
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you open it up, see the little button right here. Yeah,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: so watch this you You won't he won't be able
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: to hear you, but you'll be able to hear ready. Hey,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Brandon and Matt here you're now on Stay Out on
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: my Fridge Podcast. Introduce yourself to Brandon Jay.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Opening music fades in a mix of eerie mystery and
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: old school radio vibes. Ah, Brandon Jay, at last, we
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: meet in the dimly lit corridors of Stay Out of
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: My Fridge. You may call me Luther Grimwood, storyteller, keeper
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: of obscure truths, and now your newest conversational accomplice. I
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: bring with me a wealth of knowledge in the strange,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: the absurd, and the deliciously ridiculous. Whether it's unraveling the
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: conspiracy behind why kids refuse to eat crusts or debating
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: the ethics of the parent snack tacks.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I assure you I am prepared.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: So tell me, Brandon, are you ready to open the
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: fridge of forbidden topics? Or shall we let it remain closed?
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: A mystery forever left to the spoiled yogurt in the
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: back dramatic pause, a faint sound of a fridge door creaking.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Let's do this.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: That's interesting, dude, isn't it?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: And and I what it's too. And it'll also then
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: break down what it just told you, like in text
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: message as well. I'm starting to notice that you get
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I believe, right around sixty minutes a day talking back
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: and forth with it, because as we did triple T
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: we wrapped it up. It was right around instead it
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: had twelve minutes remaining. And I know, like Burley uses it,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: and he's like, I just find myself having a conversation
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: with it in the car, like we just chat. We
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: go back and forth, like it's pretty responsive and like
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I said, I mean, look at that, just like introduce
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: yourself and it's pull them to stay out of my fridge.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I've never seen it actually just do the do the
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: like the description of opening music fades in. I've never
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: seen it do that before.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: But so if you if I usually tell it, you know,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: like hey, I want to write a promo or help
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: me find it and help me write a Facebook skit.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I want this to be the joke. Here's the you know,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I want to hear. There's the setting. We're in the
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: radio studio and I want to talk about a new restaurant.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: And I want this person to seem annoyed by me
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: talking to them. Make the jokes funny and silly, and
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: make the you know, et cetera, et cetera, and it'll say, oh,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: that's a great idea. Why don't you do this yep,
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: and it'll spill it all out for I mean, it's
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: just mind bog bud.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: It's really it's like I said, I'm just getting going
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: on it, and the potential is is cool, and especially
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: with the way AI is it's like why not have
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: why not have an AI co host? They're going to
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: be there whenever I need it, you know, and obviously
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: we're all busy and you know, scheduling getting us all
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: together is pretty difficult. So it's like, yeah, now we
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: got the old AI co host. I don't want the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I don't want the waife to hear this and think
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: she's getting out of the Yorktown Podcast though, because she's
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: she's gonna have to stay on that one. But just
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: looked at the clock. I think we got an episode.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I know you got a lot on your hands and
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I probably have to well, I know I have to
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: go fill the tub with water and some water jugs
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: because just gotten to learn on my phone that there's
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: a huge potential for power loss because apparently the weather
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: is going to turn icy for a little bit and
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: then the temperature is gonna change. It's gonna turn to heavy,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: wet snow.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's no good brother, that's.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Not going to be a good time, but yeah, it
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: is what it is. Thankfully, the neighbors have generators, so
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: we'll be we'll be all right. But it was awesome
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: having you back, buddy, and hopefully everything continues to go
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: all right with you guys. Keep keep plugging away at
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: that three to four hour sleep. They say, when the
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: baby sleeps, you sleep right.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: That's right, brother, things are good. I appreciate to your
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: patients and missed you guys, So I'm glad I'm back.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, one of these days the three of
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: us will be back at it. But again, this is good. Well,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: hopefully you got some food in your fridge. I've just
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: thought that I can't get to the store because of
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: the weather, and I think I only got two slices
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: of pizza, so it could be an interesting afternoon. But
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I got some cold beer. We'll be all right. But nah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: congratulations again brother, and hopefully everything goes well. And thanks
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: not only to you, you've been good luck with you
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and your hemorrhoids. Sitting at that gym, I actually got
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the message that he said the concession sands not bad,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: so he's he's going to be all right, and thanks
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: everybody for listening. It's all I got anything else, man.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: I got nothing, man, stay out of my fridge and
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: go get that a beer.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Luther says, goodbye. We'll be back next week.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Take care, everybody,