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274: Sister Wives Rewind - The Big Decision (S7 E3) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 3: We don't have a whole lot going on.
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  Speaker 1: This is probably going to be a short podcast, but
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  Speaker 1: without further ado, take it away be address Season seven,
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  Speaker 1: episode three entitled.
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  Speaker 2: The Big Decision. Oh my god. Apparently it's been two
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  Speaker 2: weeks after their big pitch. That was an absolute colossal
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  Speaker 2: it's a show, what's a ship show? It was so bad,
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  Speaker 2: and so they're waiting to hear back from the big
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  Speaker 2: venture capitalists. I think Stan is going to meet them
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  Speaker 2: in a couple of days, and Robin says, it's urgent.
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  Speaker 2: It's urgent because we have all these expenses and everything.
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  Speaker 2: We really need this money.
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  Speaker 3: So that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe we could spend just a couple of seconds
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  Speaker 1: on that, like, why do they really need this money?
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  Speaker 3: Have they over extended themselves?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe in the cul de sac I mean, and we
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  Speaker 1: also know that they had the commitment ceremony and they
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  Speaker 1: built all that infrastructure and Robin's backyard probably cost them
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  Speaker 1: tens of thousands of dollars. Now, was that out of
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  Speaker 1: the largesse of the TLC Family Fund thing?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Or are they looking for ways to just get their
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  Speaker 1: hands on money.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a desperate for money.
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  Speaker 2: I think Robin needs some American dolls and that's why
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  Speaker 2: she's worried about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she.
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  Speaker 2: Needs money to fund her doing absolutely nothing so that
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  Speaker 2: way she can have a baby, right, And then they
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  Speaker 2: just put it in a business fund or something that
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  Speaker 2: they siphon out of.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it just seems kind of weird to me that
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  Speaker 1: they're grubbing for this money so hard, especially with Christine
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  Speaker 1: saying last week like, well, we just don't want to
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  Speaker 1: like get too much of your money though, because then
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  Speaker 1: we'll be lazy and not do anything.
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  Speaker 2: But we want just enough that will light a fire
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  Speaker 2: under our asses so we won't get sued and have
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  Speaker 2: to pay it exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So that was like saying the quiet part out loud
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  Speaker 1: to me, Like they don't really want to work for
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  Speaker 1: this money, No, they just want to get free stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially Cody and Robin, I think. And then while
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  Speaker 2: they're waiting to meet with Stan, we have Mary going
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  Speaker 2: to Utah because I think she's gonna go check the
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  Speaker 2: house or whatever, no mistory, and she wants to go
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  Speaker 2: hang out with her fake ass friend Sue Ellen. Apparently
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  Speaker 2: they were best friends in kindergarten and then never talk
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  Speaker 2: to each other for thirty years after.
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  Speaker 1: That with the greatest haircut of two thy and fourteen,
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  Speaker 1: super Ellen just walking up in the joint with that, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: can I speak to your manager?
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  Speaker 2: Hairhut? I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: It was great.
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  Speaker 2: I wish we could find a wig like that. I
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  Speaker 2: would wear that on the pod.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure there's a can I speak to that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a Kate Goslin wig. Oh, they're probably
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  Speaker 1: where's my phone? Right?
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  Speaker 3: We're ordering it by end of today, we have to.
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  Speaker 2: And then we also have Janelle climbing a rock wall
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  Speaker 2: with her trainer at the gym.
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  Speaker 3: And Logan and Logan.
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  Speaker 1: It was nice to see young Logan supporting his mama.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Janelle's like not into it, Like she doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want to have to climb this rock wall.
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  Speaker 1: Janelle want to be a spectacle on the show. If
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  Speaker 1: Janelle have to be on the show, she would love it.
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  Speaker 1: But she knows she has to create content and this
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  Speaker 1: is the is her fitness journey, right, And so her
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  Speaker 1: personal trainer, who also wants camera time, wants Janelle to
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  Speaker 1: get her this wall.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not big.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's big, but like that rude, mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of big, and she's telling us it's big.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she told us she did.
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  Speaker 3: Before she got on the wall.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, I got a big, old ass, and this
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  Speaker 1: weight isn't moving. And I've been doing this for an
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  Speaker 1: entire year.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not losing any weight. It's a mystery to me.
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  Speaker 2: It's a mystery.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand how this could be happening. But maybe
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  Speaker 1: if I climb this wall, everything will be better.
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  Speaker 2: And like the symbolism there is like, Okay, you just
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  Speaker 2: have to get over the hurdle, which is yourself. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: don't eat a bunch of ice cream late at night
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  Speaker 2: or drink a whole bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 1: It's the wine while she's bookkeeping. It's it's the whole
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  Speaker 1: jug of wine. My parents were like terrible alcoholics, and
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  Speaker 1: back in the day, you could get like an entire
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  Speaker 1: jug if I think it was like pal massan red
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  Speaker 1: wine or white wine. It was like a whole gallon
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  Speaker 1: and my dad and mom would bust through that in
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  Speaker 1: a night.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what we got Janelle doing.
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  Speaker 1: She just fel like she's probably snacking while she's drinking
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  Speaker 1: pass wine and so yeah, get your ass up on
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  Speaker 1: that wall now.
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  Speaker 3: And so she tries.
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  Speaker 2: She does, but it's scary, and it's so scary.
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  Speaker 1: She goes up like one or two. It's so I
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  Speaker 1: absolutely can't do this. This is just not something that's
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  Speaker 1: in my wheelhouse. And so she repels back down the
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  Speaker 1: one to two feet that she and then the personal
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  Speaker 1: trainer gives her some sort of motivational speech, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you got this.
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  Speaker 2: All you have to do is prove it to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You've gotta by there. So cringe, dude.
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  Speaker 3: And so then Janelle has a mindset shift.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, I'm gonna try it again. And I
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  Speaker 1: think she gets about six feet up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, and she's like, oh my god, I did.
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  Speaker 1: It amazing six feet out of a thirty foot wall.
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  Speaker 3: And I feel good about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you like it, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. I'm glad that she had a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of confidence or whatever. That's awesome. And I did like
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  Speaker 2: that Logan was there supporting his mama. That was sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Logan all fit and stuff, you know, it's great. I
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  Speaker 2: think he like ends up in like kinesiology or something
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  Speaker 2: like physical fitness at his college, so he's like actually
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  Speaker 2: going to school for this kind.
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  Speaker 3: Of stuff I did not know that.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, like in current year for Our Lord twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five, he was like in finance or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably now, but like back when he was going
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  Speaker 2: to college, he like majored in that I think. Don't
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  Speaker 2: quote me on it, but yeah, so him being all fit.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, he's like, good job, mom, and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a good job, you know, and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, we love logan. This podcast is pro logan.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: I do love logan. He's great. And then we bop
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  Speaker 2: on over to Lehigh, Utah. Oh, I'm sorry, sorry, did
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  Speaker 2: I wake he.
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  Speaker 3: He knotted off there for a second.
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  Speaker 2: And Mary is at their oldly High house, which apparently
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  Speaker 2: is like flooded or had a flood or something, and
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  Speaker 2: so they're doing some construction or whatever and this house
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  Speaker 2: looks booty eight f man. Apparently it was like a
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  Speaker 2: really bad flood. It was like inches of water. So
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  Speaker 2: they're trying to figure it out. And then Mary's like, oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: will you guys deal with that. I'm gonna go hang
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  Speaker 2: out with my friends Sue Ellen and I haven't seen
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  Speaker 2: in thirty years. And she goes and meets her at
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: some coffee shop and I'm just like, why right, literally.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: Lay well to once again talk about their history in polygamy.
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  Speaker 1: And we've got Christine on the couch talking about how
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  Speaker 1: she grew up in such fear because her grandfather was
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  Speaker 1: a polygamist and her father was a polygamist, and Mary
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  Speaker 1: talks about which I did think was interesting the fact
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  Speaker 1: that I think Mary's father was excommunicated from the tread
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  Speaker 1: Lds Church by Suellyn's grandfather, Yeah, who was sitting on
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  Speaker 1: the board of collob and he said, you can't come
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  Speaker 1: into the planet.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Sorry about Satan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you and all your wives and stuff, you
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: go find yourself a different religion, which they did, which
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: is the aub And so then Mary's dad moved in
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  Speaker 1: his mistress to their little townhouse and they had neighbors
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  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, and they always wondered, we'll do the
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: nameighbors know that there's multiple wives in this townhouse.
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: And so then we met the neighbors.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the neighbors are like, yeah, we've been knowing.
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  Speaker 1: Like also, we have a television, so we did learn
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  Speaker 1: about it too, and.
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  Speaker 2: We knew already. Yeah, but it's fine. It's cool that
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: you had one of your moms in the basement down there,
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  Speaker 2: like the Barbarian That's when it made me think of
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: the house look like the Barbarian house. It was so weird.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, it was kind of you have to see that.
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  Speaker 2: It was bizarre, but I mean cool, I guess your
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: old man neighbor who's like ninety five, was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we know, it's fine. Nobody cares.
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  Speaker 1: It's like they tapped out all of the people that
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  Speaker 1: they can reveal their polygamy to, like there's nobody else left.
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  Speaker 3: They've got to go.
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  Speaker 1: Back into like nineteen seventy five, Kiddinggarten, a neighbor who's
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: now ninety five years old you can't see or is
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  Speaker 1: not like in his right mind, and he's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, okay, nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine, and you leave.
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  Speaker 1: Now this is weird for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: It's super weird. And then we have to hear again
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  Speaker 2: about how like when they were kids they had to
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  Speaker 2: keep secrets, and Christine's like, my dad did nothing wrong
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  Speaker 2: except have another wife. He did nothing wrong. He was
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  Speaker 2: such a great guy, except that he had their wife.
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  Speaker 1: Fast forward in the timeline to twenty twenty five, and
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  Speaker 1: you're speaking out against.
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  Speaker 2: Polygamy and your religion.
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  Speaker 3: What I found.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting though, was like Robin on the couch too, saying, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was really hard to live that way, to live
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  Speaker 1: in polygamy until like have to lie. I'm like, but
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Hey, when did your mom become the
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  Speaker 1: mistress of that old guy that you call your dad? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: weren't you like in high school.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like you grew up in polygamy.
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  Speaker 2: Miss me with that. She's such a liar.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: She is such a dancing liar girl.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Dancing liar actually though. And then we bought back on
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  Speaker 2: over to Vegas where we have everybody home now and
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: they're preparing for their big meeting with Stan, and they're
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: talking about all the reasons why they want the money
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  Speaker 2: and why they need the money, and you have Christine
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  Speaker 2: being like, yeah, I really want it because I want
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  Speaker 2: to grow the business, and all of the older kids
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  Speaker 2: are like, yeah, we definitely need the money to grow
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  Speaker 2: the business. And then Robin's like, I need the money
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  Speaker 2: so I can have a life and have a kid.
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  Speaker 1: So I can have a baby. But you do have
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  Speaker 1: the older kids saying like, and I'd like to go
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: to college too, So it feels like some of the
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: parents have been talking to Maddie Hunter and all the
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: kids about how like, look, if this doesn't work out
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  Speaker 1: for us, you might have to find your own way
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  Speaker 1: to college and pay your own way through college.
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  Speaker 3: It kind of felt like that a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: And that's kind of crazy to me because I'm just like,
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  Speaker 2: why are you making your finances like known to your children?
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  Speaker 2: That's inappropriate and also fuck y'all, like you spent all
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  Speaker 2: this money on these culdest at homes, which is cool
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  Speaker 2: and all that we're back as like a family, but
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: like dad has this little sports car, and he's got
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  Speaker 2: his watches, and he's got or Robin's got her fake
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  Speaker 2: nails and all this other bullshit. Like they're seeing where
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  Speaker 2: the money's going. They're not dumb. And so now you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna say we need investor money, which is supposed to
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  Speaker 2: go to the business so that way we can go
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  Speaker 2: to college. Whack damn whack as fuck. And then we
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: get to the actual meeting with Stan and all the
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: other venture capitalists, and Stan says their biggest concern is
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: that all of these people are visiting the website and
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: they're not buying any of your jank ass, booty ass jewelry. Duh,
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  Speaker 2: and Robin's like, yeah, so were a theory is just
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  Speaker 2: that we don't have enough selection, so we need the
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: money so that way I can brainstorm and write it
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  Speaker 2: on my notepad and design more jewelry for people to buy,
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  Speaker 2: so that way when they go to the website they
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: have more options.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand this thought process because you have. I
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  Speaker 1: think they said sixty products, yeah, that they're currently offering
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  Speaker 1: on their janky ass copycat website. Because, as we've discussed before,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: they actually took this entire idea. They stole this idea
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  Speaker 1: from an established business called My Sister's Closet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and even the.
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  Speaker 1: Website was very similar, but instead of being pink like
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: My Sister's Closet, it was purple because.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Robin loves purple.
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  Speaker 1: But like, how is it that you would think that
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  Speaker 1: you're offering sixty products that what your website and business
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  Speaker 1: needs is more products that people are not buying?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what a joke. How do you how do we
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  Speaker 2: for me?
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, maybe it's my shopping experience, maybe
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: it's the website, maybe it's our messaging, our marketing. Are
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: we like canvassing the people who are buying and are
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: we trying to catch the people who visit but then leave,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: like with a follow up email, like what are we
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: doing to try and gather information as to why they're
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: not purchasing?
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  Speaker 2: But I don't do that.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: They just assume that what we really need is more
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: what I got, exactly more of this divine inspiration, right
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I got.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: There's no reflect of like, well, maybe people just don't
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: like our jewelry, or maybe people don't jive with the designs.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe we should do other things like T shirts or
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: mugs or whatever, which we've talked about before, Like there's nothing.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: They just think what they got is gold. Like Cody said,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: the might's touch.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: But it's not selling. And you know, the other wives
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: have been suggesting different types of products. We've got Christine
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: who wants home goods. We've got Janelle who wants plus
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: size Mormon clothing and stuff. So we have other ideas,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: but at this time, none of them are actually in production.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: We're not featuring any of them. So it really does
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: feel like it is Robin's passion slash vanity project definitely,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: And the reason it's not succeeding therefore is because of
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Robin exactly.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: And Cody, but Okay, we need this money though, so
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Robin can have a life because she's working so hard. Yeah, whack.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: And then we have another investor I think her name
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: was Amy or something, had said at the meeting that
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Chris made a comment about being lazy and complacent, and
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: this is where Cody's like, what you said that, And
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: we'd get to the flashback of what Christine really said,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: which was, yeah, we need your money so that way
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: we can feel motivated to actually pay you back and
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: actually do a bunch of hard work to pay you
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: back and give you a return on your investment. And
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Christine on the Couch didn't realize that what she had
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: said was so bad, which was just like really though,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, feeling you're pretty obvious.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I think she thought that she was cooking.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I think she thought she was doing great because she
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: was able to string sentences together and again calling into
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: question the general.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: IQ of all of these people.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: They didn't understand that that was like such a tragic
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: thing to say. In the moment, they thought that they
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: did great well.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: And I felt really bad for Christine on the couch
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: because she felt super guilty, and I felt like off camera,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: sure Cody was probably making her feel like a piece
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: of shit and a stupid piece of shit. And Cody
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: even tried to like go in on her a little
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: bit on the couch, and Robin actually stops him and
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: is like, she's taking ownership for it, like it's fine,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: which I thought was kind of an interesting moment, and
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Cody's like, shut up, let me talk basically, and goes
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: in on it. And then they all kind of wrap
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: around and they're like, well, no, but you did really well, Christine.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: It's okay. And Janelle's like it's a miscommunication, like it's fine,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: like we get it. But you can see it all
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: over Christine's face that she feels like a stupid piece
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: of shit, and I feel bad for her.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I did as well, and I thought Robin interjecting
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: herself was performative. I think Robin and Cody have been
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: talking about that for weeks, if not months, by the
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: time they land on that couch. Probably yes, stupid Christine
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: made them look and how Christine probably ruined their business
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: opportunity or made them get less money because of her comment,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: as if it's not their fucking fault, right, and then
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Stan ultimately offers them two hundred and fifty thousand to
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: five hundred thousand for only a five percent stake, so
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: it is definitely less than what they were asking. I
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: think they were asking for like two million, two point
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: five million for twenty percent of the business, So it
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: is less. So I mean that's kind of a range though,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: don't you think two hundred and fifty thousand to five
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: hundred thought?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, well how much is it?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: And in exchange for how much of the business was
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: it five percent? Yeah, my senses, I don't think they
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: ever see this money.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I know that you said last week that you think
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: they do. Can somebody tell us out there via IGDM
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: or on YouTube, like do they actually get the money?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Because I feel like this was just filmed to play Kate.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: The Browns kind of felt like it, And I mean
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: if they actually did give the money, that is the
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: dumbest investment opportunity ever. Like, you are never going to
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: see that money back. They're never going to pay that
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: shit back. They can't even pay their cul de sac
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Holmes off because they just end up leaving it right
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: before it's due, so they just fucking go to flag Staff.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. I thought it was crazy that
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: they even offered the money. I thought maybe TLC was like,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: just say this for the cameras so that way it
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: doesn't look like a colossal failure and then we'll go
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: on your merry way. And then Stan also says that
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: they will reevaluate in six months, which means that they
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: got to, you know, get their shit together in six
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: months and make it seem like they actually care about
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: the business.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: But like, there weren't any progress points that he was
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: referring to, Like does that mean we need to have
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: a certain amount of sales within six months? Does that
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: mean we need to have a bunch of new products?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Like this is why you know this is obviously just
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: a sham. I'm just because they're not actually talking any business.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: No, they're not at all. And then at the end
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: of the episode, the Browns are like, Yeah, this is
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: cool that we're getting money because we're gonna use it
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: to design more products.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: God, and we all know how that worked out.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And they do say that if it doesn't work out,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: they'll end up with a lot of debt, so like, okay,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: but are you gonna pay it though, or are you
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: just gonna like file for bankruptcy like right. I feel
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: like they know how to game the system a bit.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: So sure you're worried about having debt, but you're not
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: going to do jack shit.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: And that's why I think they didn't get the money
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: because if they did and then they didn't pay it back,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: which we know they didn't, because they wouldn't have because
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the proof of concept of the business is like that,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: it's a failure, so they would never have been able
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: to pay them back. Then they would have been sued
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: by now right, and people would have been talking about that.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: So I don't think this ever happens.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think so either. And if it did, they
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: didn't deserve it at all, because you know that they
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: took like it was probably codyum Robin taking all of
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: that money or they put it in like a family
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: fund or something, and they just siphoned all that money
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: for all of her bullshit. Mm hmm. It's crazy to me. Ye,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Stan was stupid for just even offering that. They should
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: have just said we're not giving you anything, Yeah, because
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: your business is.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Trash and it's not successful.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, there's no reason to believe it's going to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: be successful in the future exactly.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was it. It was kind of a
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: boring episode, a lot of filler, kind short and sweet.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I guess yeah, I was bored, Beatrice.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I was wanted more.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I really liked last week because they flopped so hard
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: and we got to laugh at them. But we'll see
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: what happens next week. Was there a preview, not really, Yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I don't recall one. Yeah, but we'll be back next
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: week to talk episode four. Until then, is there anything
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: before we get up on at a here baches.
• 22:25
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• 22:27
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• 22:31
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• 22:33
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• 22:35
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• 22:36
  Speaker 1: We will be back later this week. Lydia Plath is
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: getting married and there's apparently gonna be some trauma, so.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: We're gonna want to talk about it.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Come back for that.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Until then, please do not forget. Then we have nothing
• 22:49
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• 22:49
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