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- 0:00Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, here we go. I take my jacket.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Tony hit me and was like, yeah, we should do
- 0:07Speaker 2: the Hot Ones Challenge for the Ball Brothers, and I said, man,
- 0:11Speaker 2: of course, they ain't hit us to do the show yet.
- 0:13Speaker 2: So they but they sell the sauce. So what we're
- 0:16Speaker 2: finna do is we finish, take question.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Paper.
- 0:22Speaker 2: We're taking questions from the Patreon and we're doing the
- 0:24Speaker 2: hot Ones challenge. Uh, flip the labels. Why we need
- 0:28Speaker 2: to flip the labels. The labels are to the camera.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Don't tell about you feel me yo? These college fly
- 0:43Speaker 1: wings look good, They're attractive. There we go, all right,
- 0:49Speaker 1: labels are flip. Get the plates going, Welcome to the
- 0:52Speaker 1: Ball Brothers. Get them plates because you take it out
- 0:57Speaker 1: of here and.
- 0:59Speaker 2: A Ball Brothers Hot Ones Challenge. We're taking questions from
- 1:04Speaker 2: the Patreon people.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Shout out to TC Smooth for doing this on his
- 1:08Speaker 1: YouTube and giving me the idea. I'm like, I'm gonna
- 1:11Speaker 1: do that too, TC Smooth, TC Smooth.
- 1:14Speaker 2: So we're taking questions. We're putting two dips.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Is this the what we got here? If we got
- 1:20Speaker 1: the classic garlic friends. Keep in mind we both hate.
- 1:29Speaker 2: Spice hate and also the hot sauce.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Is it smelling hot?
- 1:34Speaker 2: It's smelling hot. But the opening is big and we
- 1:39Speaker 2: got it. We're doing all the way.
- 1:40Speaker 1: We're going all the way to tell you if we
- 1:42Speaker 1: can make it, you can tap out. They tap out
- 1:44Speaker 1: on hot ones, they be tapping out. Oh, I don't
- 1:47Speaker 1: know tapping out. I ain't no punk though. Are you gonna
- 1:50Speaker 1: see if you are punk? Are you gonna go through?
- 1:51Speaker 1: No matter what I'm going through, I'm gonna try. You
- 1:54Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
- 1:55Speaker 2: I hate this and then I have to eat the
- 1:56Speaker 2: whole wing.
- 1:57Speaker 1: I mean, if you want, if you're a real man,
- 2:00Speaker 1: up man here man today. All right, So the question is, dude,
- 2:07Speaker 1: I might put too much on there.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Any question is fine. How y'all gonna hate hot food?
- 2:13Speaker 2: But make yourself eat it? Man, That's the thing.
- 2:15Speaker 1: It's a challenge. What's the best thing about being bald?
- 2:18Speaker 1: Let's do that best thing about being Wait, when do
- 2:20Speaker 1: you answer the question? After we after we partake? There
- 2:24Speaker 1: you go, I'm just going straight in.
- 2:26Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat the whole thing.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna muscle it back and shut up to shand
- 2:31Speaker 1: the whole thing. Yeah, the kids for me, i'mna be
- 2:33Speaker 1: chewing with mad teeth because I don't want the hot
- 2:35Speaker 1: to touch my lips because I don't want my lips
- 2:38Speaker 1: burning later on. Okay, babe, look look, let it settle. Okay, Yeah,
- 2:54Speaker 1: the best thing about being bald. The best thing about
- 2:57Speaker 1: being bald is not having to worry about my hair.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Is my hair messed up? The most annoying thing about
- 3:04Speaker 1: being bald is having to constantly reshave.
- 3:07Speaker 2: Saying, if I could just be bald forever and never
- 3:11Speaker 2: have to shave again, I wouldn't mind. I don't I
- 3:13Speaker 2: don't mind being bald. I looked the same as consistent.
- 3:15Speaker 1: I have to worry about finding a new barber, Yes,
- 3:17Speaker 1: I just I just get tired of shaving.
- 3:19Speaker 2: I just don't want to.
- 3:21Speaker 1: So the classic the garlic fres though, the classic hot
- 3:24Speaker 1: sauce is at a level seventeen hundred on the Schoville
- 3:27Speaker 1: hot units. But this this was easy work, Yeah, lighte.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Work back then, I'm not gonna be like saying nothing though,
- 3:34Speaker 2: because I'm not gonna be I don't want to be like,
- 3:37Speaker 2: oh man, it's gonna be like this, because this is
- 3:39Speaker 2: obviously this is easy. So this is the seeing double Okay,
- 3:48Speaker 2: I see, I mean Oh.
- 3:50Speaker 1: I poured a lot on that one. It makes it
- 3:53Speaker 1: look formidable. Yeah, that great, the classic garlic. It was
- 3:57Speaker 1: pretty good to me.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Yeah, taste good. And I'm also hungry. I'm not getting cocky.
- 4:01Speaker 2: I'm just saying cocky. Let me turn off my pro tip.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Dab on the plate, dip, wing in the plate.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Oh, put it on the plate. But then I'm gonna
- 4:10Speaker 1: be having stains.
- 4:13Speaker 2: Wow, that smells strong though you had you taste it? No, no,
- 4:16Speaker 2: I just spelled it.
- 4:17Speaker 1: Oh wait, let me get it in watch out man.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Okay, guys, all right, the question is for this one.
- 4:30Speaker 2: What nineties show would you want to play in? Okay,
- 4:33Speaker 2: I'm gonna do the dip. We don't need more plates.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Then we're gonna do that.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Here we go, all right, get get it, get in there,
- 4:41Speaker 1: because I don't want to be sopping it up.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Stop it up. Yeah that's fair, that's cool.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Here we got all right?
- 4:47Speaker 2: What nineties TV show would you want to be on?
- 4:52Speaker 1: I would like to be on Seinfeld. That's the nineties
- 4:58Speaker 1: show I want to be on.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Okay, I would want to be on.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Martin.
- 5:07Speaker 2: I just want to be around Martin when he was
- 5:09Speaker 2: being that funny.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Prime you're gonna be but you're gonna be cracking.
- 5:12Speaker 2: They was breaking character themselves, character tough, but who can't
- 5:19Speaker 2: was making me live?
- 5:21Speaker 1: Okay, So that sauce, that sing double wasn't that bad.
- 5:25Speaker 2: That's like a little sweet hot.
- 5:27Speaker 1: One hundred percent of these profits go to hunger relieve
- 5:30Speaker 1: charities too.
- 5:30Speaker 2: Kind of getting nervous now because we only got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
- 5:34Speaker 2: eight nine left. So I feel like it's at one
- 5:37Speaker 2: of these and I haven't watched a full episode of
- 5:39Speaker 2: Hot Ones in a while, So it's gonna jump, yeah flavor,
- 5:43Speaker 2: I mean intensity wise, it is gonna be a big jump.
- 5:46Speaker 2: That one wasn't that bad.
- 5:47Speaker 1: No, that wasn't bad. That was low key, more mild
- 5:50Speaker 1: than first it was.
- 5:51Speaker 2: It was now moving up to Mark's fermented kimchi hot sauce,
- 5:55Speaker 2: which you know, Asian people, is your nose running, no yours?
- 6:00Speaker 2: No Asian people know what to do with spice? Sic
- 6:03Speaker 2: is whatever? Eat is like Indian food.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Here we go, Oh see this is really thick. What's
- 6:09Speaker 1: this on the scoville? This on the Scoville is eighteen
- 6:11Speaker 1: thousand on what was the one we just did? Sixty
- 6:15Speaker 1: two hundred? See it might be this might be the
- 6:18Speaker 1: jump me. Let me get that with let me get that.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Oh it's stings.
- 6:25Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this has got a little chunkiness to it.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Chunky.
- 6:30Speaker 2: I'm not even doing no small things. I'm pouring from
- 6:33Speaker 2: it in.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Here, man, I'm giving grown man pours with the chunk.
- 6:37Speaker 2: What is the best plot twist you've ever seen in
- 6:39Speaker 2: the movie. That's a good question.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Sixth sense for me, Oh, my bad, bad do this stuff?
- 6:45Speaker 1: My bad? Here we go, Here we go.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Number three marks from into kimchi. Okay for dust take
- 6:56Speaker 2: like kimchi. It's kind of hot going in, but not
- 7:03Speaker 2: it's definitely a.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Little bit more. He made his presence felt okay, faster
- 7:07Speaker 1: than the mother too.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Yep, it felt like a little bit of electricities in
- 7:10Speaker 2: my mouth.
- 7:11Speaker 1: It's doing something, but yeah, it's not crazy. It's not crazy,
- 7:14Speaker 1: but it's not fully saying I'm in this bitch. Yeah,
- 7:18Speaker 1: that's what this is saying. Yea, how you doing. It's
- 7:20Speaker 1: coming in with the firm handshake, kim how you doing?
- 7:24Speaker 1: I'm I'm not. But it's still not crazy. But it
- 7:27Speaker 1: came with a firm handshake.
- 7:29Speaker 2: But firm handshake. You're strong, your baddy.
- 7:33Speaker 1: But it's not it's not bad, and that that's making
- 7:36Speaker 1: me nervous.
- 7:37Speaker 2: More is that I'm like, oh, that's three. That's kind
- 7:40Speaker 2: of not crazy. Right, So I'm feeling like I don't
- 7:45Speaker 2: know when it's finna turned crazy. But the biggest twist
- 7:49Speaker 2: I saw was sixth sense.
- 7:52Speaker 1: And sixth sense that's the best twist.
- 7:55Speaker 2: I told people before. I didn't realize, Uh, Bruce Willis
- 8:00Speaker 2: was dad even after that.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Yeah, for a while, you still, even even with it
- 8:04Speaker 1: was like he was dead. What a feel? Alright? Here
- 8:10Speaker 1: we go, man? Okay, so number four, we got the
- 8:13Speaker 1: Callientes Barbica Barbico, thirty three thousand on the on the Scoville.
- 8:21Speaker 2: What does the Scoville go up to? What's the what's
- 8:24Speaker 2: the final one?
- 8:24Speaker 1: The final one is two point six million.
- 8:30Speaker 2: We're doing millions.
- 8:31Speaker 1: That's what he go up to. We had thirty three
- 8:33Speaker 1: k right now.
- 8:34Speaker 2: I didn't realize it went that high.
- 8:36Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about none of this. Oh man,
- 8:40Speaker 1: it's a huge jump. From eight to nine is a
- 8:42Speaker 1: huge jump, see, and then from nine to ten it's crazy. Here.
- 8:52Speaker 1: We're gonna keep my lips off the stuff. Yeah, I
- 8:54Speaker 1: kept my lips off too.
- 8:55Speaker 2: I might have to read Chap my lips lost Calientes.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Y'all you could go, man, wait, hold on, let me
- 9:02Speaker 1: smell it first. It's subtle, a little subtle, you know about.
- 9:07Speaker 2: This out of my car that makes the good meat
- 9:12Speaker 2: that chip?
- 9:13Speaker 1: Y'all got a question? Ship away. I'm gonna put some
- 9:16Speaker 1: more on in it for good mails.
- 9:19Speaker 2: What what would be rewrite the ending of a movie
- 9:23Speaker 2: or TV show?
- 9:24Speaker 1: Okay, we're there, we go. When I came in sweet first, I'm.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Just waiting for something bad to happen. I realized I
- 9:43Speaker 2: haven't relaxed.
- 9:46Speaker 1: The ending of Uh is it hot for you? Get
- 9:49Speaker 1: some little kick on the back end.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Man, I'm not tasting nothing. But it's not bad. It's
- 9:54Speaker 2: not bad.
- 9:55Speaker 1: It scared me a little, scaring me doing stuff that
- 9:58Speaker 1: actually has a good taste to it, like the hot
- 10:00Speaker 1: sauce Parliament. I can't even think of what I would rewrite,
- 10:05Speaker 1: though I can tell you what I rewrite Game of Thrones.
- 10:09Speaker 2: There's no way, Danny.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Oh, so we don't have to come up with out,
- 10:13Speaker 1: we don't have to come up with the plot.
- 10:15Speaker 2: Well I was going to, Oh, well, I don't have
- 10:18Speaker 2: the answer. I just tell you what's wrong.
- 10:20Speaker 1: I'm right in the end of Dark Knight Rises.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so Danny can't burn kings Landing down. She can't.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Her whole character is about saving people that that are oppressed.
- 10:38Speaker 1: She can't just turn mad and burn things down. Tyrian
- 10:41Speaker 1: can't just go from being the smartest man in the
- 10:43Speaker 1: realm to nobody who knows nothing. You can't be a
- 10:47Speaker 1: guy who drinks and knows things and then you don't
- 10:49Speaker 1: know things. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, everybody got nerved and.
- 10:53Speaker 2: She can't switch. You can't like and then John killing
- 10:57Speaker 2: her is even worse than it was ridiculous. It's like
- 11:00Speaker 2: y'all was running out of good stuff.
- 11:02Speaker 1: That's one of the biggest drop offs in quality. God,
- 11:07Speaker 1: that's what makes Game of Thrones be like the best
- 11:09Speaker 1: shows of all time. Game of Thrones is out of
- 11:12Speaker 1: the conversation.
- 11:13Speaker 2: They didn't stick the landing, and they didn't stick the
- 11:15Speaker 2: Landing for a season, not just an episode. Even Aria
- 11:18Speaker 2: start killing the Night King Man nam Man.
- 11:21Speaker 1: John gotta fight him, and I like Aria me too.
- 11:25Speaker 2: But nah, go ahead, you said you would change the
- 11:27Speaker 2: Dark Knight.
- 11:28Speaker 1: Oh the Dark Knight Rises, No, because Batman gotta kill band.
- 11:33Speaker 1: He can't and kill him with a vehicle. No, man,
- 11:38Speaker 1: you gotta get that good revenge, that sweet revenge. Beat
- 11:41Speaker 1: him in the fight. Yes, that's all I'm saying. Man,
- 11:47Speaker 1: you nerved him in the end.
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- 13:49Speaker 1: and I mean we can do that too, all right, right,
- 13:52Speaker 1: all right, this sauce right here.
- 13:54Speaker 2: Fat cat sharing meals revenge sharing me.
- 13:57Speaker 1: See what they did at fifty four thousand on the
- 14:00Speaker 1: pc US. Let's get it. Let's get it. Oh man,
- 14:06Speaker 1: that's kicking, got vineer greed and I feel like vinegar
- 14:09Speaker 1: scorpion pepper hot sauce. Oh that sounds violal. God, I'm poor.
- 14:18Speaker 1: That's good. That was a good I'm doing my part.
- 14:20Speaker 2: We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We ain't
- 14:21Speaker 2: gonna we ain't gonna pussy foot around with it.
- 14:23Speaker 1: We ain't gonna skim off. And we only got five left.
- 14:26Speaker 1: We halfway through this. This is the halftime right here.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Hold on, let me get that going. Yeah, get up
- 14:31Speaker 1: in there, soaking, and I don't want to hear no
- 14:34Speaker 1: horse shit about no y'all gotta eat chicken for it
- 14:37Speaker 1: to count. Watch out what we're still taking in the
- 14:40Speaker 1: sues that matter. I don't want to hear nothing about nothing.
- 14:43Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Let's get a question.
- 14:45Speaker 1: M hm mm hmm. Damn.
- 14:50Speaker 2: What's a good question, y'all? What cancel show? Would you
- 14:53Speaker 2: bring back?
- 14:53Speaker 1: Okay?
- 14:55Speaker 2: All right, this is fat Cat turn into me house revenge.
- 15:01Speaker 1: Okay, okay, here we go. Now now we're playing with fire.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, I don't I don't even want to
- 15:16Speaker 2: move it around to different parts of my mouth.
- 15:17Speaker 1: It's they're working working on the working, working around the
- 15:22Speaker 1: gum like okay, get the little particles in the side too. Yeah, Okay,
- 15:28Speaker 1: that leaves that leads a little bit of a mark.
- 15:31Speaker 1: This this everywhere, that cauliflower, everywhere, that sauce touched my mouth.
- 15:35Speaker 1: I can feel it on the side of my cheek,
- 15:38Speaker 1: the tongue. This one got a little something roof in
- 15:42Speaker 1: my but it's not it's not too bad, it's not,
- 15:47Speaker 1: but it's it's definitely like I'm in here, I'm in
- 15:50Speaker 1: your mouth. Paul definitely got a little bit of a
- 15:56Speaker 1: stained power. How many score fields was it? This is
- 15:58Speaker 1: thirty three, Kree eight thousand, No, no, no, this is fifty
- 16:02Speaker 1: We had the chairman, chairman fifty four.
- 16:07Speaker 2: It's not too bad, not too bad, but it leaves.
- 16:09Speaker 1: The mark like if I if I kept eating that.
- 16:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like, I can definitely feel it though.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Yeah. The question I would bring back south Side? Oh yeah,
- 16:19Speaker 1: out Side is my heart.
- 16:21Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen a TV show that's
- 16:23Speaker 2: had more of my sense of humor than south Side.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Everybody was funny, every scene was funny. It deserved more.
- 16:31Speaker 1: That's a great pick.
- 16:33Speaker 2: What would you do, Tony?
- 16:35Speaker 1: I would bring back south Side too? Were just throwing
- 16:38Speaker 1: something else I was really liking to get down on Netflix.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Boz Luhrmann, I was enjoying that and they just snatched it. Okay,
- 16:45Speaker 1: so this is the nervous This anema ill ill meg
- 16:49Speaker 1: ill meg whatever. Seventy one k.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Okay, this one has the actual stopper on it full poor.
- 16:56Speaker 2: So that's kind of making me like a little bit
- 16:58Speaker 2: nervous because they're like, we hey, y'all, can't pour the
- 17:01Speaker 2: same amount on there?
- 17:02Speaker 1: Then? What what what is it? You tell it? Put
- 17:04Speaker 1: the cat bag and shake it up, shake it up,
- 17:06Speaker 1: give it a good shaking. Yeah, here we go.
- 17:11Speaker 2: Hobb and yarrow, sherry and kogi is what it says.
- 17:13Speaker 1: On Here we go seventy one k, y'all, all right,
- 17:19Speaker 1: here we go on Nima, Yeah, put it on there,
- 17:24Speaker 1: get it Ooh it's looking it's looking hot.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not coming out.
- 17:30Speaker 1: It's thick. Its thill mhm mm hmm. You gotta work it.
- 17:37Speaker 1: The oh ship I might have I might have over
- 17:39Speaker 1: did it? Hold on, let me get that scoop of Yeah,
- 17:43Speaker 1: here we go. All right, what's your dream vacation? That's
- 17:45Speaker 1: dream vacation for me after you eat tone. Oh yeah,
- 17:49Speaker 1: you're right, all.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Right, here we go right, here we go on Nima.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Mm hm. That hit my nostrils with me. That's clearing
- 18:04Speaker 1: out the sinus. Oh this this okay, this is the one.
- 18:12Speaker 1: This is the one making this presence fair. That's why
- 18:15Speaker 1: they got to stop from this bitch. I knew yorr
- 18:18Speaker 1: punk ass was coming. I just didn't know what outfit
- 18:20Speaker 1: you was gonna have on you, dirty bitch. I knew
- 18:25Speaker 1: you was gonna show up with some bullshit sooner or later.
- 18:28Speaker 1: It was too smooth. So now if we get to
- 18:31Speaker 1: the second half, you want to show up. Oh I
- 18:39Speaker 1: should have known you were trouble when I felt you
- 18:42Speaker 1: in my nostril. Oh my god, you ain't no good.
- 18:46Speaker 1: I felt like the residual from the last one got
- 18:48Speaker 1: activated with this one and they met up in the middle.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Oh you, I feel like I swallowed Vic's vapor rub
- 18:58Speaker 1: all my lungs. Oh mmmmmm, this is the one. Man here,
- 19:06Speaker 1: we got four more, four more, shouty. I feel like
- 19:11Speaker 1: I feel like this is turning me into a super
- 19:13Speaker 1: villin like.
- 19:14Speaker 2: I can breathe fire. I'm really nervous that one.
- 19:18Speaker 1: That one. Now that were in the second half. A yeah,
- 19:27Speaker 1: we've been going with no no, no milk, no bread.
- 19:31Speaker 1: All right, what was the question of the question then oh,
- 19:37Speaker 1: dream vacations, say shells Yeah, Miami, Miami, whatever, man whatever, Chattanooga.
- 19:50Speaker 1: All right, but we got here, okay, so we got
- 19:53Speaker 1: we got the black guys. Never been this open, yo,
- 19:57Speaker 1: so can We're going from seven one K to one
- 20:01Speaker 1: hundred and twenty six k. But there's no stopper. That's
- 20:05Speaker 1: what I'm confused about. There's no stopper.
- 20:08Speaker 2: This is red flag hot sauce, black Eyed Susan, spice code.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Black Eyed Susan. Who the who the fuck it's black
- 20:15Speaker 1: Eyed Susan. Ha. I don't.
- 20:19Speaker 2: I can't smell now you feel like I can't.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Your Califly pieces are bigger, they get either robust chunks. Ah,
- 20:29Speaker 1: that last one was tough. Oh it's thick. Oh my god,
- 20:35Speaker 1: it's a deal all right.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Yeah, all my mouth, my teeth are tingling from this.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Why y'all be liking spicy stuff? Y'all stupid for this? Like? Why?
- 20:49Speaker 1: Why why do we have it? Like? How are you
- 20:51Speaker 1: enjoying stuff? All right? What's the question? What's the question?
- 20:57Speaker 1: What board game? To know?
- 20:58Speaker 2: Nobody want to see you on? Oh that's good?
- 21:02Speaker 1: All right? All right?
- 21:05Speaker 2: That residual was there?
- 21:06Speaker 1: Man?
- 21:10Speaker 2: I ain't recovered from the last the last two is
- 21:13Speaker 2: meeting up. They dap it it up the stump on
- 21:17Speaker 2: the st Here we go, red flag, black eye. Susan,
- 21:26Speaker 2: you at the hotel.
- 21:27Speaker 1: You ain't it? Okay? Oh, now we're playing for keeps.
- 21:44Speaker 1: Oh god, so I see, I see, I see why
- 21:53Speaker 1: Susan got black eyes. You raggedy. Oh.
- 22:00Speaker 4: I don't like that one. I don't like that one
- 22:04Speaker 4: at all. Dam I'm sweating, yo, that's the word told.
- 22:15Speaker 4: Oh hateful. H it's so hot. My eyes are tearing up.
- 22:25Speaker 1: I can't close my mouth.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Oh, I got a burp.
- 22:36Speaker 1: And I'm getting water. I'm going in. I'm going in.
- 22:44Speaker 1: Oh going there. H m hmmm mmmm.
- 22:52Speaker 2: It hurts, man, it hurts, though the water helps.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Just let it sit on your tongue. Mm hm.
- 23:01Speaker 2: I kind of want to do it.
- 23:02Speaker 1: No water, oh m hm. Just submerging in the water.
- 23:14Speaker 1: But it's back as soon as the water leaves is
- 23:15Speaker 1: back high. Hi, let's keep going, okay, okay, I don't
- 23:22Speaker 1: want to do no more questions.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Man, I just forget about it. Man, I don't know
- 23:25Speaker 2: what you said. Man, shut up. Let's just get to
- 23:27Speaker 2: just shut up, just shut up, just shut up.
- 23:29Speaker 1: Let's get to the money man here, Oh.
- 23:34Speaker 2: I got a burn. I got a burn. I feel
- 23:37Speaker 2: like I got a burke.
- 23:38Speaker 1: This is the bomb. Oh, that's the one, that is
- 23:42Speaker 1: the bomb. It's only eight and you said eight to nine. Yeah,
- 23:46Speaker 1: this is number eight. This is this doesn't go up
- 23:49Speaker 1: that much. And and this is one hundred and thirty five.
- 23:52Speaker 1: K the last one was one hundred and twenty six.
- 23:54Speaker 1: After this, we explode in terms of here we go. Hright,
- 24:01Speaker 1: here we go. I knew, I knew I had to burn. Man,
- 24:04Speaker 1: it smells like stuff. All right, all right, here we go.
- 24:12Speaker 1: I don't know what I don't know what. Get it
- 24:14Speaker 1: gives a big chunk. Man, don't you just gonna let
- 24:18Speaker 1: me off the hook? No? Ma, I don't know why
- 24:22Speaker 1: I'm burping.
- 24:23Speaker 2: I feel like that's probably shouldn't be part of it.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Oh is that big enough? Yo? We should have dode
- 24:38Speaker 1: this last Oh no, it's no. No, like this episode.
- 24:42Speaker 1: You got more episode. I even think about that. At
- 24:46Speaker 1: least we got some episodes and Tony and even coming
- 24:48Speaker 1: out it's that thick. Well, hold on, it wasn't that
- 24:52Speaker 1: bad when I smelled, I mean, it smells like business. Hay,
- 24:57Speaker 1: all right, here we go. M hm oh Oh god,
- 25:04Speaker 1: what's a respectable poor? There we go.
- 25:12Speaker 2: I've never felt these sensations.
- 25:14Speaker 1: I felt the one time before when I I was
- 25:16Speaker 1: doing like a video, when I was eating hot ramen.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Worst day of my life.
- 25:21Speaker 2: I felt like I've swallowed electricity.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Life. Okay, I'm gonna get the residual scoops off the
- 25:27Speaker 1: nozzle just because I'm a real man, I.
- 25:29Speaker 4: Have boss.
- 25:31Speaker 1: H Here we go. I ain't recover from the last one.
- 25:37Speaker 1: No more questions, Yeah, no question man. Ready, wait, let
- 25:41Speaker 1: me let me get some scoop. Man, all right, here
- 25:43Speaker 1: we go, let's get Oh. Oh, that went to the
- 26:02Speaker 1: back of my throat. That went to the back of
- 26:07Speaker 1: my throat, y'all. It shot back there like a bodie.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Who is nasty? It's nasty.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Oh ah.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Ah, my throat.
- 26:24Speaker 2: I've never tasted something even the boldly.
- 26:26Speaker 1: It's hot. Oh my god, my ears are ringing.
- 26:40Speaker 3: Ah hah.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Okay, if I were to tap out, you could tap out.
- 26:58Speaker 1: This is probably word, you know, you can tap. My
- 27:06Speaker 1: nose is in full run. My nose is officially running
- 27:11Speaker 1: him mmmm told mm hmmm. The water help, No, not
- 27:22Speaker 1: this stuff.
- 27:24Speaker 2: I got a pee.
- 27:25Speaker 1: It gave me a little something.
- 27:26Speaker 3: You gave me.
- 27:27Speaker 2: Now give me a little I don't want to touch
- 27:29Speaker 2: my meat. I'm gonna take my shoes off.
- 27:38Speaker 4: Hm hm oh.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Now this one is a raggedy bitch because it's messing
- 27:44Speaker 1: with my throat. Now, so you went straight for the esophagus.
- 27:49Speaker 1: That's that's the nuclear element to this is that it's
- 27:55Speaker 1: it's not it's not satisfied with just my tongue. It's
- 27:59Speaker 1: going for the throat. O. Ca'm gonna be but ass
- 28:06Speaker 1: naggad But oh my god, Oh, I don't know if
- 28:15Speaker 1: I can go on. I don't.
- 28:21Speaker 2: I don't know why. I'm burthy.
- 28:24Speaker 1: I don't know if I can continue.
- 28:25Speaker 2: Are you gonna tape?
- 28:26Speaker 1: I don't know, man, because it's like I can't believe
- 28:29Speaker 1: it's gonna be hotter than that, because it's not even
- 28:31Speaker 1: it's not even letting up. It's not even letting up
- 28:36Speaker 1: all right, because I feel like because right now I
- 28:44Speaker 1: feel like the rest of my day is ruined.
- 28:49Speaker 2: How many episodes have we done for this is the
- 28:52Speaker 2: fourth one?
- 28:52Speaker 1: Oh, that's not bad.
- 28:55Speaker 2: I gotta eat something unhealthy.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Now, just get some my ice cream. I guess that's
- 29:03Speaker 1: all right to Can we do a little bit on this,
- 29:05Speaker 1: say next to or we gotta go same. Are you
- 29:09Speaker 1: gonna go through? I think I'm gonna do it. You're
- 29:12Speaker 1: gonna go through. But the next one is seven hundred k? God,
- 29:16Speaker 1: can we just do small ones?
- 29:18Speaker 2: They take small bikes.
- 29:20Speaker 1: They do be taking small bikes. Can we just do
- 29:22Speaker 1: small ones if we finish? Can we just do small
- 29:23Speaker 1: bikes like smaller we Yeah, we can do the small bikes.
- 29:27Speaker 1: But I'm gonna do I gotta everything in my body
- 29:30Speaker 1: that does stuff, wants to do stuff. I want to
- 29:32Speaker 1: cry my nose right, I want to pee, I want
- 29:33Speaker 1: to far, I want to burp, I want to orgasm,
- 29:36Speaker 1: I want to do, do and sweat. I'm gonna do it.
- 29:43Speaker 1: I ain't no pump. Alright, alright, here we go. We
- 29:46Speaker 1: got High River Sauces peppers up hot sauce. It's got
- 29:51Speaker 1: a skeleton eating the hot pepper on the cover. We're
- 29:55Speaker 1: looking at We're looking at seven hundred thousand K. I
- 29:59Speaker 1: can't believe I'm doing it. We're looking at seven hundred K.
- 30:02Speaker 1: That's a successful album sales. That's what that is. Okay,
- 30:12Speaker 1: you did a regular sideh what was ed you through?
- 30:23Speaker 1: Just making sure? Just making sure? But you you you're
- 30:27Speaker 1: a soldier though, because you ain't even drink nothing. Man,
- 30:30Speaker 1: I feel like that's just gonna do it around. And
- 30:32Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like better than nobody. I
- 30:35Speaker 1: feel like that's gonna make it worse. I'm coming in.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Are all right? It smells like it doesn't want no trouble,
- 30:43Speaker 1: But I know you do, all right. I put I put,
- 30:46Speaker 1: I put stuff, I put stuff on there. All right,
- 30:52Speaker 1: it's on there. I'm gonna still work their edge high ha.
- 31:01Speaker 1: So y'all telling us to tap out in the chest
- 31:03Speaker 1: worth man, I can't do it. I can't tap out.
- 31:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Oh that's more than though he went in. Here we go,
- 31:14Speaker 1: Here we go. Oh, my nose is running. I'm running.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Here we go. What's that girl name to be running
- 31:23Speaker 1: with the long nails? Nose is running her? Here we go?
- 31:29Speaker 1: This is here we go, seven hundred k Pepper's uh
- 31:34Speaker 1: high river. Here we go. I'm not even chewing the
- 31:45Speaker 1: same I'm chewing my taste ones are dad. I don't
- 31:52Speaker 1: feel anything. I feel like I'm ripped the shreds mm hmmm.
- 32:00Speaker 2: I feel like something.
- 32:02Speaker 1: I don't know. Nothing's happened, Yeah, nothing's happening. Nothing's happened.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Yet who I chewed too, I'm chewed, not chewed.
- 32:13Speaker 2: Maybe I can't taste nothing. Maybe it can't get any
- 32:15Speaker 2: worse than number eight.
- 32:16Speaker 1: We might be numbed out former.
- 32:18Speaker 2: I feel like my tongue is just tingling.
- 32:20Speaker 1: I think the bomb. Maybe maybe this is radiation. Maybe
- 32:23Speaker 1: this will just fall out from the bomb.
- 32:25Speaker 2: I feel like I have.
- 32:26Speaker 1: So we're gonna get the slow after effects.
- 32:31Speaker 2: I'm waiting for something to happen.
- 32:32Speaker 1: Kind I kind of feel like it made it a
- 32:34Speaker 1: little bit better for me. Okay, hold on, hold on,
- 32:44Speaker 1: I feel I feel like it kind of extinguished. Oh,
- 32:47Speaker 1: hold on, some something's happening in the in the throat department. Now.
- 32:52Speaker 1: I'm so afraid of this booboo later. Oh my god,
- 32:54Speaker 1: it might not be the man, might not be that man.
- 32:57Speaker 1: All right, I can't wait to have a smoothie today. Okay,
- 33:00Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, that wasn't that bad? No, no,
- 33:05Speaker 1: for seven hundred k I can't believe it. My mouth hurts, though,
- 33:10Speaker 1: that does I don't. I don't think I recover from
- 33:11Speaker 1: the momb My mouth hurts. That was painful. This is
- 33:15Speaker 1: the last DAB experience. This is it, Like Michael Jackson,
- 33:23Speaker 1: this is it, y'all. Two point six million on the thing.
- 33:27Speaker 1: Two million, six hundred and ninety three thousand. Shu. You've
- 33:33Speaker 1: made it to the pinnacles of Mount Scoville and you
- 33:36Speaker 1: have just a few more steps. Uh yeah, here we go.
- 33:45Speaker 1: This is My body is moving weird, like I feel
- 33:49Speaker 1: weird when I do stuff. Now. I don't know if
- 33:52Speaker 1: it's cerebraus. I don't feel like it's I don't know
- 33:54Speaker 1: if it's nerve damage. I don't know what's happening. I
- 33:58Speaker 1: don't feel the same. All right, here we go, last one,
- 34:01Speaker 1: Here we go. Let me find a robust piece. Why
- 34:05Speaker 1: because I'm a g like that tactics a fucking minutes,
- 34:09Speaker 1: using holes like tennis rackets. Give me, give me, I'm
- 34:12Speaker 1: on one of you. Come on, man, that's a hush puppy. No, no,
- 34:16Speaker 1: have it, have it.
- 34:17Speaker 2: I'm just saying you got the biggest big Yeah.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Alright, here we go.
- 34:21Speaker 2: Is that good?
- 34:22Speaker 1: Yes? Good? Let me smell this bullshit. Let me smell it.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Here we go. It's subtle. It's not doing nothing crazy.
- 34:35Speaker 1: It smells like stuff, but it ain't crazy. Closing my
- 34:41Speaker 1: mouth is no kind of crazy, chef. Man, it didn't
- 34:44Speaker 1: really hit my nosels like that. But let me resemell,
- 34:47Speaker 1: let me go back in, let me see. Oh touch
- 34:51Speaker 1: my nose to equilibrium is all. I can't even move
- 34:58Speaker 1: the same I'm doing. Smell like it don't smell anyway.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Let's just get this out the way. Let's just get
- 35:04Speaker 1: this out the way. Come on, bring your fat ass out.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Oh shit, it's kind of thick.
- 35:10Speaker 5: Oh here, I forgot almost got an unsanitary there for
- 35:19Speaker 5: a second, I'm out in my right mind.
- 35:23Speaker 1: Could you wrap it off? I was about to wipe
- 35:25Speaker 1: it off with the napkin balls, Like that's unsanitary because I.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Mean, did you touch your nose with the hots?
- 35:30Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't think it was sauce on it,
- 35:32Speaker 1: but you poured it on there. Already. Get yourself together,
- 35:37Speaker 1: get your feet together. This is two point six million,
- 35:41Speaker 1: two point six million. I feel like my nervous system
- 35:47Speaker 1: is in shambles, miss man. You're absolutely right. I feel
- 35:50Speaker 1: like my arms are doing stuff.
- 35:56Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna regret this. See you, why
- 36:00Speaker 2: is that happening?
- 36:02Speaker 1: Oh? Oh else a spicy bird. The spices resurface, spices resurface.
- 36:13Speaker 1: Oh man, let me close my mouth. I feel like
- 36:19Speaker 1: the oxygen is recount calibrating the heat. Here we go, Yeah, alright,
- 36:28Speaker 1: here we go. Are we ready? Listen? Listen is not
- 36:31Speaker 1: at all. Let's just do it, man, Let's do it
- 36:35Speaker 1: for your family.
- 36:36Speaker 2: One two, three, Oh.
- 36:49Speaker 1: I feel it in my nostrils. Usually when I feel
- 36:51Speaker 1: it in my nostrils, is gonna go bad. But I'm
- 36:55Speaker 1: still alive. Still guy. As crazy as that bomb? No,
- 37:00Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. It's terrible though. It's terrible as
- 37:03Speaker 1: a sauce. It's absolute garbage.
- 37:07Speaker 2: I don't think I can taste anything else.
- 37:14Speaker 1: I's gotta move around. I'm I just gotta. I just
- 37:18Speaker 1: gotta make myself busy. He came in, he came in.
- 37:32Speaker 1: I feel like my throat is damaged. Ah, it is hot,
- 37:41Speaker 1: it's hotter. I don't know what happened with nine.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Ah.
- 37:47Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my, I'm gonna got have to reply by
- 37:52Speaker 1: the odd. We did it. We did it.
- 38:08Speaker 5: We need.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Alright, I need more. M hm hm hmmm, m h uh.
- 38:27Speaker 1: That nose is ready. Uh. We made it through, good,
- 38:33Speaker 1: my wife and my nose with the plate. We made
- 38:35Speaker 1: it through. All right, we made it through. We finished. Yeah,
- 38:49Speaker 1: we did it, y'all. We did it Joe. We did it, Yae.
- 38:57Speaker 4: Yeah, uh hi ah, we did everything right.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Here is on fire. The whole back of my mouth
- 39:11Speaker 1: is on fire. My ears are ringing. We did I
- 39:13Speaker 1: can feel it up through my throat out to my
- 39:16Speaker 1: ears through my nose. Now let's do Let's do the
- 39:21Speaker 1: questions we had set up for this episode. Just power through.
- 39:25Speaker 1: We recasting Living Single, recasting today, recasting Living Single today. Okay,
- 39:36Speaker 1: we got Kadija James, rapper turned actress on the comedic tip.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Do we have to keep it? Rapper turn at, gotta
- 39:45Speaker 1: keep it? Rapper turned actress Sisa, she's not a rapper. Oh,
- 39:52Speaker 1: she wrapped a lot on it. She do be rapping?
- 39:54Speaker 2: Look, okay, artist artists, let's go artists.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Sis Man will Megan Stallion Okay. I don't know if
- 40:06Speaker 1: Man can act, though. We we need somebody tom boyish okay,
- 40:12Speaker 1: because I was. I was leaning Kiki, because Kiki got
- 40:17Speaker 1: that Tom Boys charmed. What about Rahp City she got it?
- 40:22Speaker 1: Tom Boys or the Brat? I love I love.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Raps like.
- 40:29Speaker 1: She could be funny, but we don't know for sure.
- 40:32Speaker 2: We didn't know you can act at the time.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't act before she was in stuff it
- 40:39Speaker 1: was small girl. She was in juice. How much? Just
- 40:44Speaker 1: eat some of these with nothing on it. I was
- 40:46Speaker 1: just doing stuff, some of them just doing stuff. Okay,
- 40:50Speaker 1: So Rhapsody Cadish, this is okay. But then we got Maxine.
- 40:59Speaker 1: He'll turn in on who he got. I had Yvonne Orchie.
- 41:05Speaker 1: That's great. I can already see it as an attorney.
- 41:09Speaker 1: She's funny as well. Listen, let's get Yvonne. Let's just
- 41:14Speaker 1: get through it. That's fine, okay. Raggie okay, oh yeah.
- 41:21Speaker 2: She's like materialistic.
- 41:23Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, this material you know, you know, I had
- 41:28Speaker 6: the Kobyard I had to throw in there, but it
- 41:33Speaker 6: could be the cord. It could be also as well.
- 41:36Speaker 1: They got to be bubbly bubbly, yeah, because Rachie was
- 41:40Speaker 1: bubbly boogie, bubbly boogie. Jones. I don't know enough about her. Yeah,
- 41:48Speaker 1: I don't know nothing. Alair, I've never seen you know what,
- 41:52Speaker 1: I Sair. She played Hillary. That's a great throw ass
- 41:57Speaker 1: in there. Just throw over this is it through a
- 42:00Speaker 1: chill of Coco Jones. I don't give a ship right now,
- 42:02Speaker 1: all right?
- 42:04Speaker 2: St Clain, St.
- 42:05Speaker 1: Clair. I have Jennifer Freeman, that's and Claire just because
- 42:11Speaker 1: I've already seen her play Ditsie. I'll give you Jennifer
- 42:14Speaker 1: Freeman from my wife and kids. I've already seen her play.
- 42:17Speaker 1: She played it well. I like her. I want to
- 42:19Speaker 1: see her grown and playing die. Let's just get there, well, y'all,
- 42:22Speaker 1: sh I feel like she could do it too. I can't, y'all,
- 42:29Speaker 1: y'all don't see this bright who guess? Huh what Jennifer Freeman,
- 42:42Speaker 1: Jennifer Freeman, how huh? How Barker so so so it
- 42:49Speaker 1: was tough. I was gonna say Luke James at first,
- 42:53Speaker 1: but then I changed it to Tyler James Williams from
- 42:56Speaker 1: Everybody Hates Christ.
- 43:01Speaker 2: Because this hot sauce is not going away.
- 43:04Speaker 1: I feel like like I just ate it. I feel
- 43:06Speaker 1: like Tyler James Williams could pull it off. The way
- 43:11Speaker 1: he moves, the way his body is even moved, and
- 43:13Speaker 1: shape is cowboy focused on the recast. He focused on
- 43:20Speaker 1: the recast. Leave this place. I want to jump in
- 43:24Speaker 1: the poll.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, wait for Jones.
- 43:34Speaker 1: You gotta have adorable quality. So I had two people
- 43:38Speaker 1: as Overton Albert Daniels from a t L. He was
- 43:43Speaker 1: the East Coast dude in at L with the cast. Yes,
- 43:47Speaker 1: and I also have because he kind of talked slowly,
- 43:50Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, had the little charm on him.
- 43:52Speaker 1: And Omar Benson Miller love Amar Benson Miller, Benson Miller,
- 43:58Speaker 1: because you gotta have this. There's an adorable quality, masculine
- 44:01Speaker 1: but still adorable. There. I feel like that's the key.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Hm hm all right, we recast, living single, We get
- 44:12Speaker 1: the high one child and leave us alone. I can't
- 44:17Speaker 1: control my body.
- 44:22Speaker 3: H oh oh. The coolness of the couch uh uh
- 44:42Speaker 3: uh huh.
- 44:48Speaker 2: I've never done this, I've never eaten this food is hot.
- 44:55Speaker 1: Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. We plowed through we soldiers.
- 45:01Speaker 1: I'm about to see if this men, about to see
- 45:03Speaker 1: if this man helps maybe coked. You was over there
- 45:08Speaker 1: having a great time. You're having the time of your
- 45:12Speaker 1: life behind the camera. That number eight, man, that number
- 45:16Speaker 1: eight is the worst shit of all time. That's over
- 45:20Speaker 1: ruined everything.
- 45:21Speaker 2: That is the hottest thing I've ever eaten in nine
- 45:23Speaker 2: ten ten was bad.
- 45:24Speaker 1: That two point six million, That number eight. The bomb,
- 45:32Speaker 1: Oh my god, the bomb can kiss my entire ass
- 45:38Speaker 1: as a whole butt cheeks, my swallows burn