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Show #281 Correlate This! · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it is a founding member of the Odd
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  Speaker 2: Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, and welcome to The Smoker's Cough Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Hell what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Poor s TV got a bad case. Got a bad
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  Speaker 3: case of the coughs. Right in the middle of the intro.
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  Speaker 5: I apologize, but in theory, it's not on the recording.
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  Speaker 3: You did shut the microphones. We'll see, we'll see.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be funny if it is. When the editors up.
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  Speaker 3: And welcome to b F y t W Uh, it's
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  Speaker 3: another it's another regular show.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: We're a panel show inspired podcast. So we're gonna play
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  Speaker 3: three very silly games, uh for absolutely zero steaks. Whichever
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  Speaker 3: over the players wins. Who cares kind of but we are.
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  Speaker 4: That's usually usually goes.
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  Speaker 3: You want to make it interesting. You can gamble feel free,
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  Speaker 3: but who knows how it's gamble.
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  Speaker 4: Campbell's possible.
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  Speaker 3: I gamble this giant cinnamon roll that Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to show camble with minutes of your life, gamble.
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  Speaker 3: What's eating this thing?
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  Speaker 5: Is a gambles baked goods from tater Cakes in Lockbart,
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  Speaker 5: New York.
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  Speaker 1: Tell them.
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  Speaker 3: It's huge.
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  Speaker 4: Campbell with diabetes.
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  Speaker 3: He's like very massive. It's scared fast, scared. Okay, So, uh,
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  Speaker 3: I guess what I'm gonna ask because it's something we've
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  Speaker 3: been talking about recently and it's very much on my
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  Speaker 3: What have you been listening to lately? We're gonna start
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  Speaker 3: with He's a gamer and a storyteller. Used to meet
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  Speaker 3: my youngest friend. Now he's just a hit it. He's
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  Speaker 3: a dog.
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  Speaker 5: Ye.
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  Speaker 3: I genuinely tried beating you to the button. Tried to
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  Speaker 3: the button, but he's too fast. He was ready for me, oggie.
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  Speaker 3: What is your favorite thing you've been listening to lately?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 6: As always, one of my favorite artists out there musical
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  Speaker 6: artists is Gorillas, and they just came out with a
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  Speaker 6: new album, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 4: The name of which slipped my mind.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, they've always I've always been a big fan
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  Speaker 6: of them since Wow, how long has it been since
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  Speaker 6: I lived in another house in another town, like ten
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  Speaker 6: plus years ago. They helped me, I think I mentioned before,
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  Speaker 6: they helped me get through sometimes it was shortly. I
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  Speaker 6: started listening to him shortly after my father passed. I
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  Speaker 6: was getting right into the workforce from the age of eighteen,
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  Speaker 6: just going right and I would used to just chill
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  Speaker 6: and listen to their songs after work or before work
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  Speaker 6: or whatever, and yeah, it was it was great.
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  Speaker 4: They're a great artist and it's always something new and
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  Speaker 4: that's the best part.
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  Speaker 6: It's never the same sound and that appeals to my
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  Speaker 6: ADHD very well, of.
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  Speaker 3: Course, it does fair enough. And he is a veteran
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  Speaker 3: and a podcaster, and as it turns out, he's also
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  Speaker 3: a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 7: It's Steve.
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  Speaker 3: It's this guy, absolutely one of the weirdest you will
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  Speaker 3: ever meet. What is up, sir?
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  Speaker 5: Not too much, man, you know, like enjoying what's left
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  Speaker 5: of my summer break before going back to school and
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  Speaker 5: trying to get some last minute projects finished.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's fair, that's absolutely fair. So the same
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  Speaker 3: question to you, what if anything, is your favorite thing
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  Speaker 3: that you've been listening to lately?
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  Speaker 5: Lately, I've been listening to a bunch of different things
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  Speaker 5: as I've been in the studio with my radio, and
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  Speaker 5: then it's also a record player and a CD player,
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  Speaker 5: so I've been bounced around from everything, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: stick with records right now. I've been listening to air
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  Speaker 5: supply because I got an air supply record, it's been awesome.
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  Speaker 5: And then I have two different what are they Disney
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  Speaker 5: records that we're playing. One day had the doors open,
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  Speaker 5: it was nice outside, sitting out here, and I had
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  Speaker 5: this thing blaring Disney music. It was like classic Disney,
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  Speaker 5: just like hanging outside, like forties and ship.
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  Speaker 4: Just hanging out, silence and the birds.
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  Speaker 6: And then all of a sudden, in the background, you
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  Speaker 6: here Louis Armstrong minding to be like you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was awesome, So like, yeah, try to get
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  Speaker 5: back to like, let's go back to the original shit. Man,
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  Speaker 5: let's let's bring the fucking vinyls back. We I know
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  Speaker 5: it's already been done and we would be the first
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  Speaker 5: to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 5: I tell them Steve Dave would be the very first
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  Speaker 5: to do it. But I would be so down to
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  Speaker 5: do a BFY twow on a vinyl like Episode three
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  Speaker 5: hundred put it on vinyl or some shit. It'd be like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm fucking thirty, how much space kind of vinyl hold?
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  Speaker 4: And would it even come close to todays?
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  Speaker 1: I think nowadays, uh, if you get two vinyls I
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  Speaker 1: can hold. I think it's like an hour now.
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  Speaker 5: The way they do it or maybe it's like hmmm,
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  Speaker 5: I think it was an hour. Maybe it's a half
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  Speaker 5: hour per I can't remember, but they.
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  Speaker 1: Know they you can do it now.
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  Speaker 3: They did like.
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  Speaker 5: Two hours special on them interesting, but I think you
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  Speaker 5: got two of them so that I think it's an hour.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, listen to vital yo, if you have the
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  Speaker 5: old technology to do.
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  Speaker 3: So, well, yes, sir, I'm your host pants Syrian OGGI
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  Speaker 3: hit it some stones for what up?
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  Speaker 2: Yo?
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  Speaker 3: All right, so let's see what if I been listening
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  Speaker 3: to late. I mean, I've just been going back through
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  Speaker 3: my entire like collection of music now that I've got
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  Speaker 3: a home media server set up. Yeah, basically listen to
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  Speaker 3: whatever I want, whenever I want. And I fucking love it.
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  Speaker 3: Uh no more Spotify choosing what or what all I
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  Speaker 3: get to listen to and like, no, fuck you, I've
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  Speaker 3: I want to listen to what I want to listen
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  Speaker 3: to and without ads because funk I own this music,
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  Speaker 3: God damn it, you know. So so yeah, it's the best.
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  Speaker 3: It's absolutely the best. And I've just been putting together
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  Speaker 3: a massive mood playlist and the one thing and I
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  Speaker 3: think I just re listened to over and over and
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  Speaker 3: over again. And this is so silly, but you know,
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  Speaker 3: the the pinball games for the Amiga, Oh my God,
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  Speaker 3: like Pinball Dreams, Pinball Illusions, Pimball Fantasies. For whatever reason,
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  Speaker 3: these games had the most banging electronic tunes, like I
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  Speaker 3: swear to God, like any these guys, I think, I think.
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  Speaker 3: I think the guy who probably primarily made the stuff
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  Speaker 3: that I liked the most. His name is I think
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  Speaker 3: gol Off, Sorry, ol Off Gunnerson. Maybe I might be
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  Speaker 3: getting that wrong. We'll see where I'm picking up real quick.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's on here somewhere. No oll Off Gustafson. He
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  Speaker 3: did the music for Pinball Dreams the Nightmare Table, which
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  Speaker 3: was my absolute favorite. He did the music for the
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  Speaker 3: intro and the menu theme of Pinball Illusions, which are
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  Speaker 3: both bangers that I can just listen to again and again.
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  Speaker 3: Any Yah, so good, so freaking good. And I just
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  Speaker 3: I just put that menu theme on from Pinball Illusions
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  Speaker 3: and I just sit there and jam and I'm just
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  Speaker 3: like bounce out, I'm like happy, just like just just
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  Speaker 3: reliving kind of the nostalgia of seeing those early three
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  Speaker 3: D shapes just kind of making waves across the screen. Like, Wow,
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  Speaker 3: this is high end, this is technology woo. But the
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  Speaker 3: music is banging. It still is banging to this day,
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  Speaker 3: and I just absolutely love that. Shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair, man, I get it.
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  Speaker 5: Like we used to play the Pinball on freaking windows
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  Speaker 5: back in the day as one of the games of
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  Speaker 5: play and the music wasn't bad.
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  Speaker 1: And I like music from video games, not as much
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  Speaker 1: as you do.
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  Speaker 5: I know, used to play like video game soundtracks while
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  Speaker 5: you were driving around and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, still do.
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  Speaker 5: But I just want to mention this because again I
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  Speaker 5: talked about this like two weeks ago back in the
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  Speaker 5: day when Warcraft two came out on disc CD, because
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  Speaker 5: they are on CDs back then for the computer, you
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  Speaker 5: can put it into a CD player and actually play
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  Speaker 5: the twelve or twenty four tracks that were on.
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  Speaker 1: There is songs.
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  Speaker 5: Every level had a song, and then it was a
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  Speaker 5: hidden one called the Paladin Rap and it was an
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  Speaker 5: actual vocal over and it's a guy in the Paladin
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  Speaker 5: voice rapping and shit, it was awesome. So yeah, check
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  Speaker 5: out your video game old CDs too, if you have
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  Speaker 5: the means with old technology.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you even have a CD player in the yeah,
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  Speaker 6: if that exists in or around your computer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's all right, Well should we get to the games.
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  Speaker 3: All right, We're gonna play our first game called Like
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  Speaker 3: Share Block. I've got three new stories here on All
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  Speaker 3: our players have to do is figure out which one
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  Speaker 3: I would like, which one I would share, and which
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  Speaker 3: one I would block on social media. Who won the
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  Speaker 3: last episode me? It was August. So Steve, you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: get the first choice of these. And there is only
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  Speaker 3: one correct combination. By the way, if you happen to
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  Speaker 3: be listening for the first time, there is one story
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  Speaker 3: that has a like, one that has a share, of
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  Speaker 3: one that has a block. So you need to figure
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  Speaker 3: out the correct combination to win the game. Closest player
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  Speaker 3: to it wins if neither of them guesses it exactly right.
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  Speaker 3: And let's get started with our first story. Japanese teacher
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  Speaker 3: loses his job because he is also a convenience store clerk.
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  Speaker 3: That now, from an American perspective, this seems crazy, like
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  Speaker 3: why why would you punish a clerk?
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  Speaker 4: Well, for us, it's pretty common to have more than
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  Speaker 4: one job.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for us, it's it's actually most people here because
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  Speaker 3: America sucks, are forced to work two jobs to make ends. Meet.
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  Speaker 3: That's just the way it is, you know, because America sucks.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, just point blank. A lot of us have
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  Speaker 3: to work multiple jobs. So this seems insane. But in
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  Speaker 3: Japan things are different. Attitudes are slowly changing. But many
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  Speaker 3: employment contracts have a clause that prohibits employees from working
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  Speaker 3: side jobs. It's not a non compete or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's simply common for Japanese employers to completely prohibit their
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  Speaker 3: employees from earning money from other sources like a lot
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  Speaker 3: of winnings and things like that. Nowithstanding, Okay. In Japan's
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  Speaker 3: high pressure work culture, you're supposed to be completely dedicated
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  Speaker 3: to your job. Having a side gig is seen.
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  Speaker 4: As a time your sells before you work. Guys, it's
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  Speaker 4: not healthy.
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  Speaker 3: That diminishes the effort that you're going to put into
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  Speaker 3: your regular job. And yeah, as such, this unfortunate teacher
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  Speaker 3: had committed the unforgivable sin of not saying at home
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  Speaker 3: thinking about his classes while off work. Somebody, somebody blew
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  Speaker 3: him in. He was working as a convenience store clerk
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  Speaker 3: in like the next town over, oh my, and somebody
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  Speaker 3: contacted the principle and told on him the principal went
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  Speaker 3: to the convenience store and saw the teacher working there
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  Speaker 3: and that was it. From out of the job.
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  Speaker 1: That's messed up. It's a different way of repressing people,
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  Speaker 1: so you can't move up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well they have, it's just a different way of
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  Speaker 4: doing it.
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  Speaker 6: I heard about like they have like programs where there's
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  Speaker 6: people that helped them quit their job. Like it's that
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  Speaker 6: big of a pressure on them to just dedicate the
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  Speaker 6: rest of your life to whatever businesses that they literally
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  Speaker 6: have to teach them how to quit your job.
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  Speaker 1: It's freaking nuts.
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  Speaker 3: And here's the real shitty part, Like this is this
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  Speaker 3: is this is the part that makes me angry. So
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  Speaker 3: a couple of years ago, the teacher had been re
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  Speaker 3: hired by his school, and this is a Japanese practice
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  Speaker 3: that involves essentially hiring employees who reach retirement age and
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  Speaker 3: then immediately hiring them back to do the same job
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  Speaker 3: at a significant lower salary because they're now a new employee.
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  Speaker 3: That dirty is So that is so unbelievably dirty. And
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  Speaker 3: on top of that, like obviously with his pay so
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  Speaker 3: much lower, he was having difficulty making the rent and whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: So what does he do? He goes out and gets
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  Speaker 3: a second job so he can still do the same
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  Speaker 3: things he used to be able to do when they
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  Speaker 3: paid him what they were paying him in the first place.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, people, it's shitty here.
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  Speaker 6: But if that, if the businesses did that on the
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  Speaker 6: regular here, those businesses wouln't exist anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Just saying yeah, one way or the other, one way
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  Speaker 4: or another.
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  Speaker 3: Well, pay people a living wageman, all you got to do.
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  Speaker 3: Treat them like humans, paying a living wage. That's all
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  Speaker 3: I gotta do. It's it shouldn't be hard.
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  Speaker 4: If that's too difficult to do, you're the fucking problem.
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  Speaker 8: It's true.
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  Speaker 3: It's exactly right.
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  Speaker 1: I paid these to the same amount as I get paid.
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  Speaker 6: Nothing, absolutely nothing, nothing like once a year.
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  Speaker 3: I think we get thirty Hey, fair is fair, you know,
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  Speaker 3: but hey, you know I'll fair. It's all good because
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  Speaker 3: I know he's getting the same at least.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, at least I know I'm getting an equal cut.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly nothing.
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  Speaker 4: It's a big five many, a big empty pie.
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  Speaker 8: Weird.
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  Speaker 3: We're not kidding when we say all the money we
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  Speaker 3: get from I don't. I am dying. He don't take anything,
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  Speaker 3: we don't.
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  Speaker 8: We all have our own jobs.
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  Speaker 4: Work for a living, So.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: All the money so far we've got news.
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  Speaker 4: Were talking to fix the equipment that breaks on us.
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  Speaker 3: Why we're doing We were talking should about living. We
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  Speaker 3: ton even don't that. We don't even do it. If
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  Speaker 3: we could, we if the show was pulling down two
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  Speaker 3: hundred k years, if.
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  Speaker 4: We could do that, we would. We would pay a
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  Speaker 4: living rage. We even hire people on and pay them
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  Speaker 4: a living. But I need got to get there first.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good dream, but it's a dream.
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  Speaker 3: Sure the show tell people about throw those numbers. We
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  Speaker 3: would love to be able to do this, but anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we would.
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  Speaker 3: Let's move on to our next story. Sorry. Story number two.
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  Speaker 3: Scientist's cat helps him helps him discover a previously unknown virus.
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  Speaker 3: Again what this twice?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Different? Not the same virus?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: The black The black kitty carried dead shrew home and
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  Speaker 3: his scientist owner decided to examine it, and by doing so,
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  Speaker 3: he found a new strain of a potentially dangerous ortho
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  Speaker 3: rio virus if I'm saying that right. And this follows
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  Speaker 3: his first discovery from a couple of years ago. In
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  Speaker 3: an almost identical turn of events, the cat hunted something
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  Speaker 3: brought it home, and the scientist decided to just bring
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  Speaker 3: it to his lab and check it out, and he
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  Speaker 3: found a previously unknown strain of a virus that shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have been present in the US in the first place.
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  Speaker 3: What therick, This cat deserves an honorary doctorate, honest to God.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So the scientist lives in Gainesville, Florida, Okay, And in
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty four, the cat proudly carried his catch and
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  Speaker 3: everglades short tailed true in his mouth as cats are
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  Speaker 3: wont to do. The cat, whose name is pepper A,
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  Speaker 3: dropped his prize right on his scientists owns. His last
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  Speaker 3: name is led Niki, dropped right on his doorstep, and
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  Speaker 3: most cat owners would have chucked the dead rodent in
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  Speaker 3: the trash, but led Niki took it to the lab.
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  Speaker 4: I make the means why not?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you could do it.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't out of random curiosity. Led Niki is currently
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  Speaker 3: researching the transmission of mule deer pox, a disease that
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  Speaker 3: causes skin lesions in wild deer, and he thought the
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  Speaker 3: shrew might hold some answers as to how the pox
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  Speaker 3: spreads from deer to deer, but instead he found something
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  Speaker 3: completely different. The shrew carried an orthoreo virus. These types
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  Speaker 3: of viruses are able to infect mammals, including deer, bats,
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  Speaker 3: and humans.
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  Speaker 4: It's always bad when it zoonic disease.
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  Speaker 3: But there was something strange about the virus that led
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  Speaker 3: Niki extracted from the shrew, and it turned out it
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  Speaker 3: was a type that was previously unknown to science. No way,
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  Speaker 3: led Niki said. The bottom line is we need to
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  Speaker 3: pay attention to orthoreoviruses and know how to rapidly detect them.
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  Speaker 3: And thanks to uh Leedniki and Pepper, the new strain
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  Speaker 3: of orthoreovirus has received the clinical name of Gainesville shrewd
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  Speaker 3: mammalian orthoreovirus type three strain UF one.
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  Speaker 4: They need it slow down with an acronym for it.
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  Speaker 3: G s M O T three s u F one. No,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't work, JISSM JIZM jizmot three one.
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  Speaker 4: They could have called it.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like an alien sport team game, like the
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  Speaker 3: middle of the game Jizma THREEF one.
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  Speaker 4: It causes, it causes. The virus causes encephalitis, meningitis, and
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  Speaker 4: gastronage tertus and children. They called They could have called
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  Speaker 4: it the pepper Box disease.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Pepper Box named after.
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  Speaker 4: The cat, Yeah, yeah, dummy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if the cat would be honored, were thrilled.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think the cat would care, are you saying people?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think most cats car.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that Gary probably doesn't want it after him.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: You know, Lou Gary doesn't want a l S.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: I mean they call it Gary Garrett's.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Thanks, guys, That's what I remember for now.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: First to contract it, you get named after it, period,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: how it goes.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I think more people call it a LS than Yeah,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: they call.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: It not the only asshole might be.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I'm a formal apology to Luke Gary's descendants right now.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: The family and friends of This Is Midnight Smoke also
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: known as Stevie, you.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Know, because they are prominent viewers of our show.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: I would just like to officially apologize for referring to
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: a l S as quote unquote lou Garrig's disease. Good man,
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: I will henceforth never call a l S quote unquote
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Lou Garyk's disease.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ever again, ever again.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but diseases always have really weird names anyways.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, you know what like limph closest
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: is something with your lymphods no cat scratch fever.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, you gotta have a better name.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. Yeah, honestly, you know it's that's
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: that's a much better name.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stretch like I've never had, but I'm aware of
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: it because of the name.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: If people were like, will be careful because you'll get
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: the course, Yeah, my favor them.
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: If my vers like, you're gonna get lympho in the
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: closest because you didn't wash your hands after're playing with
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: the kid.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: You got scratched like fifteen times, like huh whatever.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: Also putting out your cat's litter box and you won't
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: get catch fever every day.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, and wash your cuts that they scratch you. Yeah, yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: it's fun anyway.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Right, Sorry, Okay, let's move. We're moving on to story
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: number three. Steps I'm afraid to say we're staying in
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: the rumbo science.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Oh yes show.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, world's oldest baby born from thirty year old embryo.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Fattist Daniel Pierce. Thatattist Daniel Pierce was born on July
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: twenty sixth at the Ripe Old age of thirty years old.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: The embryo is thirty years old.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, technically the baby this is brand new. Technically the
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: baby's thirty years old and can get away with putting
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: that on its.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Ripe count day of birth door or the day that
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: I should birth He's on who you wes?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, really, the law is probably going to say
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: he's technically only less than a month old at this point.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: But the embryo that became Fattius was fertilized in nineteen
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: ninety four.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Oh oh, actually, yes, that's a fertilized embryo in nineteen
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: ninety four, but it was put on ice.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: It took three decades before his mother decided to allow
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: another couple to adopt to adopt the embryo, and being
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: thirty years old, there was no guarantee that this embryo
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: was still viable. But everything went well, discounted price, and
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Thaddeus' parents are the very happy, proud appearents of a
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: thirty year old newborn.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Ship. That's fascinating. Is it like Benjamin Button disease?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: He starts a.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Minute, Do I to apologize to the family.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: He did not come out as I apologize to the
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: family who suffered from Benjamin But.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna make the als things seem like I
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: was joking and I wasn't. But yeah, whatever the Benjamin
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: button diseases they.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Have that, I don't even know the answer to that question.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: I apologize to the family of Brad Pitt suffer Benjamin buttons.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen?
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: What Peak and Rob's gonna listen to a couple of
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: shows before they always come over there.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to be and we're going to be
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: fun hunger.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna briefly describe how this happened. So
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: back in nineteen ninety four, a woman was trying to
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: conceive with her now ex husband. They'd been trying to
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: have a baby for six years without success, so they
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: turned to in vitro fertilization.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Fair, no, that makes sense.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: So, together with her ex husband, she produced four viable embryos.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: One of them was implanted into her uterus, and nine
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: months later she gave birth to a healthy baby girl.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: The other three embryos were stored in ice for future use,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: and that opportunity never came. Oh, so they were just
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: left in storage. She won custody of the three frozen
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: embryos in her divorce from her ex husband, and she
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: decided to keep them in storage. They cost It costs
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: roughly one thousand dollars per year to do so, so
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: she has spent thirty thousand dollars keeping these on ice,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: and she hoped that eventually she could use them herself
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: with another partner. But years went on the embryos remained frozen.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: She hit menopause and the option of having another child disappeared.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: But she's a devout Christian, so she didn't want to
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: dispose of them, so she started exploring her other options
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: and she found out about embryo adoption agencies. This is
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: a real thing. They act as middlemen to bring together
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: an embryo donor and a recipient and both get a
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: say who gets the embryo when and how oh that's
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: so cool. A lot of the agencies wouldn't accept her
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: embryos because of their age, but finally she found one
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: program which took the embryos on their adoption list in
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, and eventually it put them in contact
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: with a couple who'd been trying to have a baby
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: for seven years themselves, and they decided to try adopting
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: the embryo, even her thirty year old ones, and it worked,
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: and it worked, and they have a beautiful baby boy
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: as a result of it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Science made humans.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Science made humans, freshly grown, fresh to grown technically, technically
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: from a technical biology, creative.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: And all I can see is that agencies like, listen,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: we got to push this thirty five year old embryos.
• 25:22
  Speaker 11: Guys.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of amazed that there are like full ass,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: you know what, I like, full lass, thirty year olds
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: embryos that are represented by agencies like there are embryo agencies,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: like there are whole businesses whose job it is to
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: connect these in vitro fertilized embryos with I'm like, Jesus,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: you can literally make anything a job. You can literally
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: make anything.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: A business, anything, literally anything.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: It's wild, but there it is.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean not unheard of.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Also, I guess the child would not be thirty years
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: old because even though the embryo, and though it was
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: fertilized and put on ice and basically the development was
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: essentially halted, so it would still be basically starting from
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: zero turning into an embryo, turning into a fetus then
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: developing from there.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't know if I was this family,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: his first birthday party would have a big thirty one?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Why not will He's not gonna remember him, but everybody
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: else never. You're never gonna get this opportunity in life
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: ever again. You'll be the only parents in the whole
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: world who can say it's our baby son thirty first.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: The only opportunity you'll get is when he turns thirty one,
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: thirty and he turned it or thirty. Yeah, it turns
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: thirty and you make it sixty one. Be wild a
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: sixty year old thirty year old?
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: All right? Those there our three new stories. Japanese teacher
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: loses his job because he's also a convenience store clerk,
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Scientist cat helps him discover previously unknown virus again, and
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: world's oldest baby born from thirty thirty year old embryo. Stevie,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: It is on you to tell me which one of
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: these I liked, which one I shared, and which one
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I blocked.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to say.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: You blocked the Japanese teacher losing his job because that's
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: sad as fuck, and you don't like.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Sad stuff, then.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that you shared the cat helping with
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: the viruses, because we wouldn't have known about this, about
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: this cat. Now we got to start listening to the
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: cats more. This whole time, they can listen to us,
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: they just can't speak to us, man, because they know
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: the vocal course, they know what we're saying and shit.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: So I think you should share that because that information
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: needs to be out there. And then you just like
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: that somebody walked into this closet, dusted off those embryos
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: and tried to pawn them off on some couple because
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: it's kind of cool because the science is making humans.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: No, I was like, pot off. They weren't able to
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: have a child for seven years.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: And yeah lately the lady who owned them was trying
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: to have them herself, but she can not her.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying that agency, oh yeah, yeah, that's their job.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Was like, Yo, get rid of these old ones, man,
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: we gotta get rid of these old ones.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: They're like half price, all right.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: So Stevie says, discount block the teacher losing his job,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: share the cat discovering the virus, and like the world's
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: oldest baby. Yeah, ogie, you can keep one of those
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: the same, but you have to swap the other two
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: or you can go entirely your own way.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Well, naturally, Steve stole mind.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: So sorry, So to start block the Japanese man losing
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: his job of some bullshit uh work ethic thing going on.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I feel for the guy. So instead of sharing
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: the cat.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: I'll say you liked it because it's uh, it's basically
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: a cat helping helping us further along are our science. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: virology is a knowledge of the world, and virology is
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: very important because knowing when zoonic diseases sweep through is
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: very important.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Because you never know what's going to happen. We don't
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: want we just had a pandemic.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Guys, we don't want another one, and that job is
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: pretty important. So you know, thumbs up to that cat
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: for helping us out. And then of course, uh, sharing
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: the feel good story of a mother who didn't want
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: to lose her embryos, who managed to give a family
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: who could not make one of their own an opportunity
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: to do so, and do so in a very kind
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: of really awesome way. Because if the if we get
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: the embryos the last thirty years, how long we can
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: actually get them the last and that way there will
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: help in case there's ever a case of a loss
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: of massive loss in population, or if there's a case
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: where people can't have kids normally anymore.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, I think you're right on the money.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: In fact, you should thank Stevie for stealing yours because
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: he was wrong and you are right. Oh shoot, No,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I absolutely blocked the Japanese teacher losing his job. It
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: is a shitty story inside out, first from what the
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: school did to him in the first place, and second
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: for firing and for taking a second job because they
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: weren't paying them what they should have been. That is
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: fucking dirty shit. And I don't care what culture you're from.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: That's just wrong.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: That's not reputable.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: No, I tell you that much. No, there's there's nothing.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: That's what you were going for.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I love the Japanese culture, I really do,
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: a lot of my favoritely came from Japan, really did.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: But that was a just intrinsically shitty thing to do.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: There were cultures as bad as ours.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if that was just in a different way. Story
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: number two, I absolutely liked the cat discovering the previously virus.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I thought this was very funny. And I love the
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: idea of this cat going out hunting and just bringing
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: scientific samples back like he's an actual lab assistant, you know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: like I'll go get that thing for your boss just
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: runs out of hunts down that this one tastes funny.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I think you're gonna like this one, yea, And he
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: just to his story. Yeah, I smelled something funky on
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: this one. I think there might be something going on.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: The best coworker you could have ever asked for it,
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: they'll do their job.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: But but I absolutely shared the world's oldest baby because
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: that's just fucking funny, Like that's just just like I
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: love the idea of this baby being thirty from the jump, Like,
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: and I just think about how much fun the family
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: could have over the years by tacking thirty years on
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: to his age. You won't understand. But yeah, no, that
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: that story tickled me, pink, So I absolutely shared that one.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: So that is one episode point Togie. He starts off
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: in the lead, But game two is gonna be where
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: two points and we're gonna play that game right after this.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Welcome to the mail bag, Bounce bound mail Bag, Bound
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Bound mail bag, getting them litters. Yeah, we got some
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: comments to go over. Uh, let's do this one from
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: show two sixty eight. Looks like we have a couple
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: of comments. I think, yeah, that's from It's from a
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: bit so I'm not sure if he'll ever see this,
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: but I'm totally with again the rules game, Yep, this
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: is the one I was thinking of. Aaron has thrown
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: you guys so many curve balls with this game already,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: like the Tic Tacto. It's just very you get to
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: do that too, and not gonna lie. I didn't get
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: the rules right, but I got close. If you left
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: your hint about numbers, add up, I just didn't think
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: of blackjack anyway. It was a cool game, don't let
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: anyone tell you.
• 32:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah a bit that was awesome.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Helly that was one ed up to thirty one. Yeah,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I think so that was so fun.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't didn't end the way any of us wanted.
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: That.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: It is mostly because of me being shitty. So no, yeah, no, no.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Games are hard to listen.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: I am not always at my best, and that was
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: one of those ways that was not I fully admit it,
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: and I take responsibility.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: We all can't be at all of our best all
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't be chugging Triple Express. So if I
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: was always at my best, And tell you what, just.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Not doing anything for me about ghost isn't get one
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: of those bitches.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just I just feel like rules of the
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: game had grown to be more frustrating than fun, and
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: it was it was time to retire it.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: You know, we could do it as a special request.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: I want to come and they want it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Sure down if somebody, if someone's special requests, it will
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: be down to do it again.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: But I want all three games to be rules of the.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Whole episode at that point. All right, No, let's move
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: on to our next comment was from show to eighty
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: O giebis already and that comment is o MG. When
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Steve he said he had never stolen seamen, I had
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: a vision of him dressed as the hamburglar, called the
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: cum Burglar, saying gobble gobble, Oh my god, did.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: You dress up as Zorro one time? Just replaced the
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: bandana with that hat.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, all white?
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Just coming?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Have you on off? I got a mini vacuum cleaner
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: in my hand.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, William Man, thank you so much for that
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: that's feel and now that image is stuck in our
• 34:43
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  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: two is going to be the return of something we
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: haven't done in a while. Just correlate.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Like this one.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: It is the game of hidden connections. I'm going to
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: give you several clues up to four in a row,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: and you just got to figure out what is the
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: hidden connection between all these clues, what connects these things together.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: If you want to take a swing on the first
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: clue and you get it right, it's worth five points.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: If you need two clues but you still get it right,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: it's worth three points. Three clues it's worth two points.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: But if you need all four clues, it's still worth
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: one point. Get it wrong or run out of time,
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: and your opponent will get a chance to steal it
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: for one point. So there are six possible categories. And
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: always remember when we do this on our show, it's
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: always pop culture related.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: So is a pop culture related this time.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, so all of these. All of these
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: are pop culture related. You're gonna choose from six possible options,
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: and they are control, alt, delete, insert, home, and end.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Each one hides a different set of four clues. Augie
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: won the last game, So Steve, you're gonna have the choice.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Do you want to go first or do you want
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: to make him go first.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go first, Okay, which would you like?
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Control, Alt, delete, insert, home, or end.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go off the board and go home.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: You're going off the board.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Hey, you're going with home, okay? Ogie. If you have
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: the music queued up, your music will start after the
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: first clue for five points, Saints Row next for three points,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Charmed next for two points, RoboCop, what.
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: I thought I had it first, and I don't I
• 38:17
  Speaker 12: think no, start it next for one point, Full House, Stevie, Steebee,
• 38:28
  Speaker 12: buzzes In.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: They're all created by the same creator.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: No, I'm afraid not. They're not all created by the
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: same creator. Oggie. Those are all four clues. I'll give
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: them to you one more time. Saints Row, Charmed, RoboCop,
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Full House. If you can give me the connection, you
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: can steal one point.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think. It's difficult, not a creator, so it's.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Give me something.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: They all have the same actor.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: No, I'm afraid, not not even close. These have all
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: been rebooted, but they've all been failed reboots. I would
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: have given it to you if you'd just gotten reboots,
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: but they've all had failed reboots. The Saints Throw games
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: were rebooted with the new Saints Throw, which came out
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: a couple of years ago and flopped. Oh no idea.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Charmed had a reboot for like four years, but its
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: viewership dropped off fifty after the first No idea. They
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: reb that either Robocops reboot they did okay, but nowhere
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: near as well as the original movies. And full House
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: is a Fuller House, oh yeah, lasted longer than the others,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: but still had its audience drop off by more than
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: half after the first season. So yeah, yeah, it did
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: not go as well as the originals in any of
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: those cases, any.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Of the color purple at first.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: That's not a terrible idea for a future thing, so
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I'll keep that in mind. Oggie. You may choose from
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: the remaining ones, control all delete insert or end insert
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: insert for you all right, Uh, your time starts after
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: your first clue for five points. Clerk's three for three points,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Dexter original Sin next for two points. I know what
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: you did last summer?
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: Sh he where's he not?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Next for one point. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Okay they were.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: They all had buzzing with your name. Okay, they all
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: had jam so they all had what I love that idea.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: It's wrong, Damn Jay never appeared by Slayer as far
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: as I know, Stevie, you can steal one point if
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: you can. What is the connection between Clerks three, Dexter
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: original sin, I know what you did last summer and
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I don't quite remember. I'm gonna say the main character died.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I would have to look. You
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: might have just stolen an answer, honestly, because now I
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: have to look.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: They all lived.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: That's not that's not what I had down. But now
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: that I think about it, that might actually be correct.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna take a quick look and see if
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: this give me, just give me just a second to look.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I'm a synopsis of what I'm looking at here.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: So, Okie, what are you doing the first weekend.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, No, that is wrong.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, they.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Got the main character and I Know What you did
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: last Summer survives in the end. If she had died,
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I would have been like, the.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Main character wasn't a killer who got hit by the car?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: No?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I was looking at.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: The ye guys. Guy. So Clerk's three Dexter Original Sin,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I Know What You Did last Summer, Buffy the Vampire
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Slayer all features Sarah Michelle Geller.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sarah Michelle Geller is part of the audition scene
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: in Clerk's three. I forgot she has she has an
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: important role. She has an important role in both Dexter
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Original Sin and I Know What You Did Last Summer
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: and she obviously is the So yeah, the answer with
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Sarah Michelle Geller no points either way yet.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: So still that's okay.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: That's okay. You can still get the others. Stevie, you're next.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Your choices are control all, delete or end. Let's go
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: with delete delete Ready, Uh your first clue for five
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: points Wednesday, Oh, next for three points, Bridgerton, Bridgerton next
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: for two points, squid Game.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody's probably mad. Skip that one.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: For one point Stranger Things.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: I guess these are all like works that was super
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: successful right away posted the other one the opposite side.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: No, sadly, that's not correct. Aggie is looking very pensive.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: But Age, you can st steal it if you can
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: tell me what do Wednesday, Bridgerton, Squid Game, and Stranger
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Things all have in common?
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Fuck, dude, they all have uh old, I was gonna
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: say old school music. No, they all have a really
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: good soundtrack.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: That might be correct, but that's not at all we're
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: looking for.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: That's subjective.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Guys, these are well and I guess it depends on
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: whether you're a subscriber or not. These are all Netflix
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: original series. All of them are Netflix original shows. I
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: figured strange. I figured Stranger Things would give it away, honestly,
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: but not apparently not.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: A female protagonist or you know, I don't know if
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: the other ones are female.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Squid Game as a male protagonist anyway, Still no points
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: to either side, Stevie R. Sorry, Augie, you can choose control.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Alt or end end me please end?
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, still a chance for either of you
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: to take the lead, but this one, all right? Your
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: first clue for five points? Watchdogs next for three points,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Ferris Bueller's day off for two points, home alone, one
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: more time for one point. The bear that did not help, Okay,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: still got some time.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: I could make a joke and just say, oh, the
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: thing that women prefer over men. But I think, I
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: think quickly, Oggie, I think that women prefer over men.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: They prefer having watchdogs, they prefer watching for day off,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: they prefer being home alone and they.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that a trend happening like two months?
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: And I love that answer so much, Oggie, I can't
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: even tell you it is wrong, but I doing good.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I do that quite a lot. Stevie, you conceal it
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: if you can tell me, what do you watch dogs?
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Fierris Bueller's day Off, home alone and the bear have
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: in common.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: We are so much better is game.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: We have partners when other people are playing it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Besides that, honestly, starting I'm starting to think I've made
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: this too hard because you guys have genuinely been better
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: at this in the past. We mu it could be
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: it could be the strain you take a shot.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They all use little miniature broken things.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: What the the bear like?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't like the Bear where Liam Neeson took
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: a bunch of like mini liquor bottles and mid breast
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: knuckles out of them or some ship and punched the bear.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: No, that was I know what you're talking about. It
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: was a different is.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: That the gray?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, No, the Bear is a TV show, very very
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: very famous one, and I thought the name the Bear
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: might help give it away. But uh, these are all
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: August dead on. They're all set in Chicago.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I got at the last possible said that.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: They're all They're all set in Chicago.
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: Are they are?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: All right, job, I all got it, just a little
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: too late. Okay, two sections left. Nobody scored a point. Stevie,
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: this is your shot. Come on, you gotta do it.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Would you like control or alt?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take control this game.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: He's taking control. Take control. Okay, all right, Stevie, this
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: is for you. Uh you get ready to start the music?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Uh your first clue?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Wait five seconds after you? No?
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: No, no, for five points, little man.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: So next one, please for three points?
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: The sick.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Oh this is going to be horrible. It's be like
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: books or something.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Next please for two points Peewee's Adventure.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: No book I've ever read Pewey's Big Adventure, of Pewe's Adventure.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I said, Pewe's Adventure.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: You know what that is?
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Next for one point, The Lebowski. Next, that's the last one.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Nice try though, Steve, Stevie, buzz is in.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: They're all trying to get something back.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know about I can't give that to you.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: That's not correct, Agie. I'll give these to you one
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: more time. Little Man, The Sick, Peewee's Adventure, The Lebowski.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a fucking idiot. I was wondering why, uh, Augie,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: they're all on drugs.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: I'm starting to wish I were Stevie. You know what
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: it is?
• 49:49
  Speaker 12: Can you say?
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: They're all movies with the word big removed?
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Little Big Man, The Big Sick, Peewee's Big Adventure,
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: the Big Lebowski. You even said, you were like, isn't
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: shouldn't it be Peey's Big Adventure.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, yes, right there, and I'm like, oh,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: there must be one I don't know.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: And then you heard me say the Lebowski and you
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: were like, nope, I didn't think you said I didn't
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: think about that either. Okay, this is the last chance
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: anybody to earn any points in Augie, it's all yours.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: You get the alt category. If you get any of
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: these right, even the last one point, you win the game.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: If not, Stevie will have the last chance at all
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: to win this game. And then neither of you get
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: it the whole game out.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Could you imagine like cats and it's like nobody scores
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: any point.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I don't like countdown. We can't spell or do maths. Sorry,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: because this is.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Genuinely one of my favorite episodes. Your first clue for
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: five points, they are billions. Next for three points, its
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: state of decay, Aggie Oggi buzzes in immediately.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: They're all zombie survival games.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I'll give that to you. There's zombie video games. He
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: gets three points and wins the game.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: God, were you just holding back for the other four?
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: No?
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Because I have both of those games.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: The remaining clues would have been left for dead, and
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: zombie video Games is all I needed. But with that answer,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Augie wins the game and gets two episode points.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: And you guys thought nobody was going to score points.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Sweating sweating balls.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Holy the challenging the Chicago one. I just got way
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: too late.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got the one, you got the big one again,
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: it was just too little, too late.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I would hit those five extra seconds.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Cheap for me. Now, tie, all right, Augie's had three
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: points to zero, but Stevie still has a chance, has
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: to claim a tie. We're gonna play game three for
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: three episode points right after this.
• 52:12
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• 52:27
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• 52:30
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• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, welcome back. It's time for our third and final game.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: The cost is correct, Yes, the cost is correct. Everyone
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: seems to love this one and I like it too.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: It's pretty easy to set up, easy to play, It's
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: everything you want, and it's audible.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: It's a game we can play over an audio medium
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: without having any trouble, so it's perfect. So I've got
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: three items here, usually based around a theme or something
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: that's been brought up to some point during the episode.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: I won't say what it is here, but you'll find
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: out pretty quickly. No, No, no doing that again, science,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: not again, not again. Okay, So our players are going
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: to take turns bidding and rebidding and so on and
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: so forth until I feel one of them has gotten
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: close enough to where I can call final bit. I
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: will also call final bids if one of them has
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: just gone over, which happens a lot, which happens to pheromones.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Definitely planting happens. So, uh, we're time. We're Stevie lost
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: the last game. You have the choice who do you
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: want to make bid first?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to bid first.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough. In that case, let's get right to it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Our first item up for bids is this unique collectible,
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: a one thousand dollars US bill from the Federal Reserve
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Bank of Chicago, Illinois, featuring Grover Cleveland on the front
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: and just the words the United States of America and
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: one thousand dollars on the back. This has been graded
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: by Paper Notes Guarantee at fifty five about uncirculated with
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: exceptional paper quality, and this listing can be yours if
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: the cost is correct, Stevie, start us off.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Do we get extra points if we get the same?
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Do you think it's Do you think it starts at
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: a thousand?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I hope so?
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Do you think this thousand dollars bill is actually worth
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: a thousand dollars?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start at twenty five hundred.
• 55:08
  Speaker 13: Twenty five hundred three grand three grand, Stevie, thirty five hundred,
• 55:16
  Speaker 13: thirty five hundred five grand five grand.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Stevie, seven thousand dollars.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I will call for final bid.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Fucked up, fuck, I will close the gap and go
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: six thousand.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Six thousand, says Augie completely unnecessarily.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I think I'll stay where I'm at.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: I think increase, you stay where you're at. Okay, with
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: the bids being six thousand and seven thousand, you have
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: both overbid, so you both get to give me one
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: bid and one bid alone. Augie, you are first.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, Stevie, fuck her fifty six hundred to give you
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: one hundred dollars.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair than he could have been, but not
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: terribly fair.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: The actual final auction price of this one thousand dollars
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: US bill five ninety nine dollars. Augie over bid by
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: one dollar, and Stevie wins the listing.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, I always get with those ninety nines. I
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: don't know, I don't get it.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Congratulations Stevie. Yeah, this one thousand dollars bill was legit.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuly shit, this is they stopped issuing
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: those decades ago. Decades upon decades ago. Anyway, all right,
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: well that's one listening to Stevie. Stevie, you just need
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: one more. Oh you got to get both of these.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: But you've done it before. I'll do it again, and
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: you will bid first this time. On our next item
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: out for bids, this fun pinball Machine. The Pulp Fiction
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Special Edition pinball machine by Chicago Gaming Company is a
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: retro inspired full featured pinball with two hundred and fifty
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: iconic lines from the cast and five songs from the soundtrack.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Augie,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: start us off.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Win that auction, dude, I want.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I got a start up there though, So I'm thinking five.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Grand, five grand, good start?
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Six thousand, six thousand, Yeah, okay, so I thought.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Eight eight thousand, eight thousand. I will call for final bids. Fuck.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Oh man, he's probably closest fining, not over.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Eight eight thousand and one redered, Augie.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: No, I gotta say, I gotta say, because I'll I will,
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: I'll do it again. I'm already one hundred of you,
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: But I don't with bids of eight thousand, eighty one hundred.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: You both overbid bid again? Please one bid each starting
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: at eight under eight thousand dollars, and Stevie, you give
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: me the first one this time?
• 58:15
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Would we leave off on seven before I'm gonna say,
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: wait a minute, I'm gonna say sixty nine.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Hundred, sixty nine hundred, Aggie, I take your number.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Didn't I six nine nine nine nine nine.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Hey, this was one hundred buffer.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: You out so six million?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, how were you able to keep up with that? Anyways? No,
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: six thousand, nine hundred ninety.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Nine, six thousand, nine hundred ninety nine dollars. The actual
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: final auction price of this pulp fiction special edition Pimol
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  Speaker 3: machine was seven thousand, nine hundred ninety nine dollars. Doggie
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: over bid by one dollar.
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  Speaker 8: Again, but this time the dollar this time.
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  Speaker 3: This time he wins the listing and he's all tied
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  Speaker 3: up one listing apiece. Well done, that's so fucking funny.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: What Stevie, We're gonna go back to you for this
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: third and final item up forbids is this rare trading
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  Speaker 3: card nineteen ninety seven ninety eight ex. Two thousand and
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  Speaker 3: one Jambalaya Michael Jordan Chicago Bulls Hall of Fame card
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  Speaker 3: is rated nine out of ten mint by the BGS
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  Speaker 3: Trading Grading Service. And this listing can be yours if
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: the cost is correct. And Stevie, this time you start, oh.
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  Speaker 5: Damn, damn, damn in Chicago's nuts. So I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: open the bit at nine thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Nine thousand, Yeah, Augie, Oh my god, AUGI was expecting
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: me to see the final bids, I think right away,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: and I didn't. War eleven thousand, eleven thousand, Stevie, thirteen thousand,
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  Speaker 3: thirteen thousand, Augie.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: Fucking hell, guys, fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand, seventeen thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Seventeen thousand, Augie. Yeah, twenty one thousand, twenty one thousand, Stevie,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: twenty two, twenty two thousand.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Augie, what number one?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Twenty seven, twenty seven thousand, Stevie.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: Wowes okay, okay, wow, twenty nine thousand.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Twenty nine thousand, Augie.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Who has this kind of money on their PayPal account?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Thirty four thousand, thirty four thousand dollars, Stevie.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: I feel like we're way like really, uh, we're at
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: thirty four Yeah, thirty six thousand.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Thirty six thousand, thirty seven was right there?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Augie, might as well, they're not.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: I forty two thousand, forty two thousand, I will now
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: call final bits.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Sure one forty thousand, you've been overbidding by one.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: That's true. Okay, So your bit is forty thousand, Augie,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: do you want to up your better you have forty
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: d Okay, the actual final auction price of this Michael Jordan.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Trading card, fucking damn is forty.
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  Speaker 3: One thousand, twenty three dollars. Stevie wins figure and gets
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: three episode points, which means this episode ends in a draw.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Both players have three episode points. No tiebreaker, no tiebreaker. Nokay,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: so damn.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: We got to bring back your box.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I keep forgetting.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: I'm going to bring a box for you.
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  Speaker 1: We can use jes box here.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Would be if you open it up and joges On
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: in there, I'm gonna freak out. Thought we locked it up.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: That's funny, all right, Well.
• 1:02:40
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• 1:02:51
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