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NFL Preseason Week 1 recap: What stood out the most? · NY's Sports Loud Mouth (VIDEO)

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We're going to stay with preseason week one for our
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interesting stat of the week. Go forward speeding.
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All right, so I'll go. I'm going to actually take it a
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little different direction. It's not all NFL related, but
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the kick that didn't count for the longest field goal in NFL
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history, Cam Little 70 yard field goal.
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It's not in the NFL record books because it's a preseason.
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So it was 4 yards longer than the longest NFL kick that was
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me, which is Justin Tucker at 66 yards.
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But here's the interesting fact. They were actually 2 not only in
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college football but also high school football that were longer
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than Justin Tucker. 66 longer yard kick which is the NFL
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record. So the college football record
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in 1976 was an Abilene Christian kicker named OV Johansson.
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Sounds like a hockey name, but 69 yards?
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OV Mohali, What are you talking about?
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That's a football name. I know.
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But the way it's spelled, it's OVE.
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And then it's Johansson. Like it's felt like a hockey
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name. Like, it definitely sounds like
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that 69 Yarders in 1976, That is the college football record.
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And then there was a high school kicker named Dirk Borgnon who
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did it. Shout out to Reno, Johnny's
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hometown in Reno High School in Nevada in 1985 to get 68 yards
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longer than any other NFL kick ever made until now. 70 yards by
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Cam Little in the preseason. Interested Cam Little breaking
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records early? Who cares Preseason, do it in a
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playoff game, do it in a Super Bowl game, do it in the, I don't
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know, the AFC or NFC title game. And then we could talk shut the
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music. I'm done.
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I, I will say this, Justin Tucker, I'm interested to see
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what happens to his career after all the things that we've heard
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over the last year. And I'm interested.
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I, I, he's out what he was he suspended for 10 games?
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Yes. Has he been signed by anybody?
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It's interesting when he does become available.
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What? They're not going to sign them.
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They're going to stay away from like they did Josh Brown.
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He had a bad year last year, Tucker, And it doesn't matter
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how good you were if last year you weren't able to kick it.
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They don't. They don't usually just go back
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to the well because he was a veteran.
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He was like, he's going to go to Hall of Fame before this
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happened, right? If he was just on the stats,
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he's probably the best kicker ever.
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Hold on one second. Deshaun Watson gets a chance to
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play again and this guy can't because he's he doesn't have a
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contract. That's ridiculous.
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This guy was a better player at his position than Deshaun Watson
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was. And I do believe Justin Tucker
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will get another shot. I do.
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There'll be a team out there. Pittsburgh obviously couldn't
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stand Justin Tucker because you always kill them in games.
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I could see Pittsburgh doing it A Kansas City, Andy Reed, maybe
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Philadelphia. They're an organization that
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takes shots on players. They'll do it in a year and a
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half. How about the Cowboy?
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A. Year and a half they can't do
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it. It's toxic.
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That's how the NFL works. They all pretend like these guys
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are untouchable. A year and a half later, once
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enough people forgot about it, that the the drama, if they do
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it will pass. It'll just be a blurb move on.
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They'll sign these guys. The punt God, right?
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The punt God from college. He, he was, he got drafted.
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There was this whole thing. It turned out not to be true.
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It took him what, 2 years to get back in the league?
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With the Chiefs last year. Right took him a couple of
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years. It's going to be the same for
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him look and I and I don't think it was fake like we heard with
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the punt God, what's going on here with Tucker.
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It was the same thing with Deshaun Watson.
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When you hear one or two people maybe when it's like dozens
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saying the same thing. There's a lot of smoke where
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there's fire, and no one's going to take a chance on a guy who
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had the worst year of his career without what he.
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Does in his private life should be nobody's problem.
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And honestly, it didn't hurt his game on a football field.
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He's been doing it for years now.
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This year he didn't have a good season.
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We've seen a lot of kickers have bad seasons and then come back
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and they they don't miss one. This guy's the greatest kicker
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of all time. I'm telling you right now,
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there's going to be a team in 10 games that are going to stand
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out there and say, you know what, we need a kicker for the
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playoffs. We need somebody that we know is
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going to be dead on. And I could see Washington, one
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of these teams, if they lose a kicker early in the season,
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they're looking for a * kicker. Justin Tucker is going to be on
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that list of guys, right, right on, right on that piece of paper
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that you're gonna want to bring in to kick that ball.
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So I disagree with you, Fish. I don't care what he's done.
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This isn't Deshaun Watson. And by the way, Deshaun Watson
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got another chance and he got a big contract from the Browns.
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So what's it? What is it different from?
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Well. Maybe that's where he's kicking.
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Maybe they'll go over like, oh, I we need a kicker, Cleveland.
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I know a guy who's available. Let's just take Justin Tucker.
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Why would it matter? Everyone thinks we're a joke
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anyway. I don't think so.
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Why not? I think there'll be a playoff
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team out there that's going to give him a shot.
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He deserves it. I've heard a lot of good things
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about him personally, what he does for kids, what he does off
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the football field. I I understand he's not a what
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he's done over the last past year or what he's been accused
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of. Maybe it is true, but that's his
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private life and I think we need to to stop talking about his
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private life. What he does on a football field
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is completely different. It's not like he was beating his
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wife. Brown was.
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The Giants kept them on their roster for a certain amount of
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time. We saw what Rice did.
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We've seen what other kickers in the Kareem Hunt, cream Hunt
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kicked a woman. He has another job.
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So don't tell me because Justin Tucker had one bad season
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because of what he was doing off the field, going to the massage
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parlors and getting his, you know what, his load being
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pulled. But that's not what he was doing
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though. He didn't go to massage parlors.
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At massage parlors, that's expected.
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He hired regular massage therapists that are not expected
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to give you the old happy ending at the end of the massage.
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And it's sexual abuse and sexual harassment to do that.
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And it's a crime if they did it in charge.
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But they're they don't want them to put them in jail.
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They want the money. And that's how it's always going
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to be. So people know that look, he did
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this stuff. Let me ask you A.
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Question fish. Nobody's going to force you to
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do anything. If you pull out money and they
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want to do it, they're going to do it anyways, so.
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Illegal. It's.
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Illegal to do. That all right, it's illegal, OK
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and they took the money so put him in jail.
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If they if they have physical proof that he was doing it, then
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put him in jail. He's going to that that's the
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problem right now. It's money talks and again,
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these people that's all they're looking for is a high payday.
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We've seen this over and over and over again.
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We don't know the truth. All we know is there's people
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coming out that said that he has pushed them to do that.
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So again, it's all hearsay and and they're taking money and
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they're getting paid off and Justin Tucker is not in jail.
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So to me it's false information until proven otherwise.
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That's my opinion anyways. NFL whip around, ladies and
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gentlemen. Whip, whip, whip around.
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He tastes himself. Jabba's got a sour face on.
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I don't know what's going on right now.
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I got to get him. I got to get him a smile.
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What? They're a little sour today.
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I don't know what's going on with you today.
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Oh, no. Oh, your boy just said a Homer.
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Oh. Who's my boy jism?
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There it is, the old jizz pad. I'm going to need some pads
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after tonight anyways, let's go. All right, let's get into it.
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We'll start with the we're not going to spend too much time
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because it's the preseason, but the we're not going to say this
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too often. We didn't say it a lot last
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year. I don't think it happened one
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week at the same time where The Jets and Giants both won.
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Yes, they both won and they both looked pretty good in doing so.
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Russell Wilson was six of seven led the drive was, you know,
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nothing crazy, didn't really push it downfield was fine.
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Jackson Dart looked amazing for the Giants, 12 of 19154 yards
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pushing it downfield, including a perfect strike on the on a
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fade ball down the sideline into the end zone right in the bread
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basket. None of Darts receivers were
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playing and he still made it look good.
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So that was pretty exciting as a Giants fan.
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Also, Turbo Miller looks like he might be a nice little receiving
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back for the Giants as well. Out of the backfield as far as
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the Mets go and the Mets The Jets go and the.
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A lot of rhyme schemes here, but.
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Teams that have, that's another the Mets haven't won in a while.
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That's another shot at the New York Jets right there, ladies
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and gentlemen. I you guys are usually, I mean,
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not you, Errol, but most fans, it rhymes.
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You're the same colors, you like the same teams.
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I get it with the Mets and The Jets and the Nets.
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We all know. We all know that's why you like
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those teams. But The Jets, Justin Fields, 3
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of 442 yards, 2 carries, 14 yards rushing, touchdown.
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We saw it right away the very first time.
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No, it wasn't because his preseason is not going to run.
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That's a huge part of the offense.
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Braylon Allen, 8 carries. Donovan Edwards Never heard of
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this guy, but you know, 42 yards.
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Fields had that touchdown. He was one of the two Michigan
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running backs on the on the championship team.
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That's right, the backup Michigan running back.
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So Breeze Hall had a few carries, really nothing to
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sneeze at in the receiving stone.
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Smart back up tight end got a touchdown.
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He's been around the week for a little bit, guys.
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New York football starting off hot.
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Now, Aaron Glenn, I'll go to The Jets first.
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Aaron Glenn came and he spoke about the the game and he says a
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win is a win and it's not easy to win games in the NFL.
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So and he that's the way he was taught by Bill Parcells and as a
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player. So I respect Aaron Glenn coming
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out and saying that it's the preseason.
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I understand the offensive line look good.
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I know obviously Josh Silverberg called me and said did you watch
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the offensive line? Do you see what Membu looks
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like? Do you see what this team could
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be great? Let's see it in a regular season
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game. Let's see it when you're playing
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against top and defensive players.
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And again, they played very well against the top, top tier
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players in the first the first couple of plays.
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I have to see it in a full game now.
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I love what I see when when it comes to the quarterback play.
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I think that he is going to have many, many chances this year to
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be that kind of running quarterback, that aggressive
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quarterback. I think he's sensational.
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I think that's why I think The Jets are going to use him in
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spurts in that running game. I think they're going to have a
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tremendous tandem back there with Breece Hall and and Braylon
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and and and Braylon Allen. This team has as a three headed
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monster as far as far as the running back is the concern.
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I want to see Taylor. Taylor didn't play in this game.
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I want to see what this team is going to be at full full, you
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know, the full roster. I want to see what they are as a
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full roster. We haven't seen them as a full
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roster and I want to see if they're going to go after
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another wide receiver this offseason.
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They're they're Terry Mclaurin is a guy that a lot of people
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have been speaking about. He played with a quarterback
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over there with the New York Jets.
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I think there could be a possibility if that happens, The
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Jets have another guy that can make plays in the open field.
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And as far as the Giants concerned, I've already told you
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guys Jackson Dart's going to be a good player.
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I think he looks really, really good.
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I know it's the preseason, but I expect him to be fun to watch.
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A guy that can use his legs and make deep throws.
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I I've questioned the Giants defense still.
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I know it's still early. I think they've got one of the
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best defensive lineman in the league.
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They drafted a guy that's unique and a lot of people believe is
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going to be a game changing defensive player and I want to
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see what this offensive line is going to be in a full season,
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moving pieces and moving this guy to guard and moving this guy
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to tackle. I On paper it doesn't look good,
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but heck, when you have Jackson Dart or Russell Wilson where
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they can extend plays, maybe it's better than we think.
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I don't think the Giants are going to be good.
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I don't think The Jets are going to be good, but it's a good
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start in the preseason. I I think you have to give them
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a little bit of credit for what they did in game number one in
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the preseason. Yeah, The Jets offense
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definitely looks sharp on that drive where all the starters
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didn't end up playing. Like you said, you want to see a
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little more with somebody like Mason Taylor.
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You want to see more of a couple more of the youngsters in terms
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of the depth wise, offensive line, starting offensive line,
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definitely looking good. I think they had the 3rd or 4th
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high past blocking stats out of the preseason and they're going
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to use all their running back. I think they're definitely
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showing Aaron Glenn like Matt O'Leary was saying a few weeks
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ago. They're definitely going to use
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all three of those running backs that got reps in that game and
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don't be surprised today and rotating a lot more.
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And Justin Fields looks much sharper as a thrower.
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I think he had like 1 bad one. He held the ball too long and
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that was it. And since then he looked as good
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as we expected him to be out of the draft.
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Jackson Dart, I was tending to be on the pro side with him.
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He the way he made some intermediate throws definitely
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is encouraging for the Giants and it's just a matter of if he
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can get the overall accuracy. But definitely a good start.
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And Abdul Kar looked definitely looking good in his debut as
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well. Yeah, it was interesting too,
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because I like, I mean, pre season's always interesting
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because people either take it too seriously or don't take it
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seriously enough. I mean, for both The Jets and
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the Giants, we, you know, I, I obviously got a shout out my
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Nebraska guys, we had Fedoni did well.
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It's just like Fish and I were talking earlier.
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It's like if he can stay healthy, I mean, he's athletic
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and he can do some things. And then even for your Jets, he
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ended up at Kansas State. But Adrian Martinez said he was
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11 for he had basically the same numbers as Shudira Sanders.
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But we weren't talking like he's going to be the next thing's
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best thing since sliced bread. But yeah, no, there were there
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were guys in the limited amount of time that they played that
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that looked good. We're going to have to re
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reference this show going back into football season to see how
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many times we can say the Giants and The Jets both won.
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So we got to keep the tally. I think we should have an over
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under set here. I want to I want to say.
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Something .5. I want to, I want to say
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something to SC Thompson. I, I'm reading what he's saying
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and I'm not going to say what he's saying unless anybody is
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seeing it. I, I want to say something.
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I have nothing against Deion Sanders.
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I have nothing against Shadora Sanders, and I am not racist.
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I just want to let you, you know that I'm speaking what I see as
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a football mind. You might not think that and
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maybe you don't watch this show enough to understand that I have
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some knowledge in the game of football, but I'm going to tell
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you something. When I come out and I say what I
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say, I don't hold back on what I have to say and kiss anybodies
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brass ring. I have a lot of respect for Deon
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Sanders and I have a lot of respect for Shador, even making
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it to the NFL and dealing with what he's dealt with, with the
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media. To come out and say that I'm a
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racist and then I'm saying things to just because of that
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color is wrong. That's wrong.
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It's disrespectful to me. It's disrespectful to this show.
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I have nothing but my utmost respect for Prime and his son.
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So I don't know what you're talking about.
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And if you got nothing good to say, get the hell out of the
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scope. You know, Errol, I, I hate when
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people do that too. We're just commenting on a guy
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who's a flawed player and we think it's because he has not
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that he's a flawed upbringing of who he is as a man based on his
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culture. We're saying this guy had a lot
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of attention. He had a lot of things given to
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him and entitlements that were given to him that a lot of
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people don't have. Almost nobody gets this.
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And because of that, let's face it, there's some things about
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him that just didn't work with the NFL owners, the NFL coaches
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that led him to fall, that led him to have that interaction
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with the reporter after he played well the other day that
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there's issues with him. And it's not that that we are
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rooting against him. We just, you got to be real.
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The guy is kind of acts like a fool at times and he should
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really be a good player and he if he works on it, he probably
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will. I'm rooting for a lot of issues.
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I'm rooting for him. I'm not putting him down.
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But I, I'm, I'm hurt that somebody would go out there and
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attack me because you think I'm a racist.
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I am not a racist. Never been, never been.
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I have nothing but my utmost respect for every single player
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that comes on the show. White, Puerto Rican, Haitian,
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African American, I have nothing but my utmost respect for every
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single player that comes on this show.
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For you to come out and say that about me, you have no idea who
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you're talking about. And by the way, I was at the
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Super Bowl, were you? Were you at Radio Row and seeing
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what Shadora Sanders was doing with his entourage?
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No. Until you know what you're
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talking about, don't attack me on my own show.
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Don't attack Jabba on his own show.
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Don't track anybody. If you don't know what you're
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talking about, don't speak. Absolutely listen because maybe
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maybe you'll learn something. I'm sorry fans, I just have to
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speak up because I'm tired of people attacking me on social
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media saying that I'm a racist. I am not a racist, never was and
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never will be. There's a lot of people who have
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an issue with Dion, but we talk about all the time because.
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It bothers the hell out of me. This bothers the hell out of me.
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Guys, next one, let's just go in order.
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We're going to go Sunday, the most recent games first.
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So we had the Bears and Dolphins ended up in a tie because let's
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face it, who cares to play overtime or actually make it
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figure out. And the Chargers defeated the
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Saints. Tyler Shuck threw a pick 6 for
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who's supposed to be the starter they thought he might start.
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It looks really dicey in New Orleans early.
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Jake Hayner was taking a lot of the first team reps Don't think
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anyone expected that. They don't have a quarterback.
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The Chargers look good. Obviously they lost Slater, but
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preseason it's not going to matter.
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And then we have the Dolphins and Bears.
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No Caleb Williams in this one. Why they held him out, I do not
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know, but I guess they didn't want to see him this week.
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Ben Johnson didn't play him. Beijing got in, was fine.
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As far as stats in that game, again, we didn't really saw the
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great Zach Wilson, 5 for 996 yards.
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Quinn, yours look terrible, 5 for 18.
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You know, just nothing really special from this game
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whatsoever. But I do want you guys to talk a
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little bit about this Saints debacle.
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The Spencer Rattler has just a good chance to be there starting
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quarterback as Tyler Shuck or Jake Hayner.
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Spencer Rattler is the biggest idiot, the biggest fool, and the
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fact that the Saints believe that he can win the job with
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some, with some of the young guys that they brought in in in
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the draft to end in the offseason, makes you wonder if
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the Saints actually know what they're doing as an
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organization. Spencer Rattler has been a
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cocky, soba guy that's gone out there and thinking that he's
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better than he is. We saw him over there in South
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Carolina. We've seen him when he decided
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to choose from one school to another and decided to go into
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the portal. I thought he was good in South
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Carolina. Obviously in the other school
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that he played for, he couldn't cut it.
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I just think Spencer Rattler is not an NFL quarterback.
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He I think is a backup quarterback, maybe a third
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string quarterback. And the Saints are put in a
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situation now where they're going to be reaching and that's
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why Moore took the job because he has nothing to worry about
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right now. The Saints are going to be bad
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for the next three to four years.
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They're going to have to rebuild.
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And Moore is going to have a voice of understanding on how he
20:32
wants to build his team. And by the way, this is a guy
20:35
that really couldn't cut it until he went to the
20:38
Philadelphia Eagles to win a Super Bowl.
20:40
So it just tells you one thing. He went to a good team with a
20:43
good coaching staff to win a Super Bowl.
20:46
When he was over there with the Cowboys.
20:47
He couldn't cut it with backup quarterbacks and he couldn't
20:50
make that Prescott in the quarterback we thought he could
20:52
have been as, but other teams and other other coaches have.
20:56
So it just tells you what Moore is, and I just think, honest to
21:00
God, I think Spencer Rattler is an absolute joke.
21:02
Yeah, Kellen Moore has always been a coach that's kind of
21:04
gotten too cute at certain points with the Cowboys, I
21:07
think, even when they're off. He was a backup quarterback in
21:09
the NFL. He wasn't supposed to be much of
21:11
anything in the NFL. He was like a fifth or sixth
21:12
round pick. Yeah, it was a good statistical
21:14
quarterback at Boise State, fine.
21:15
But like, I don't think anyone expected him to be anything
21:17
besides a backup quarterback. But yeah, his play calling was
21:20
very, he almost overthought things a lot of the time.
21:23
And I guess with the Saints, maybe you're kind of stuck doing
21:25
that anyway. But still like this quarterback
21:27
room is not very good. But at all Hainer, I think it's
21:29
the best upside of the three and I don't even think much of him.
21:32
Fish, you mentioned Slater, That's going to be interesting
21:34
to see how they manage that. They still have Joe Alton, that
21:37
offensive line and Zion Johnson, who's good.
21:39
But losing him, can they be able to make it work from a coaching
21:42
perspective offensively with a whole new staff all at once?
21:45
And Caleb Williams, again, he's learning a tough system.
21:48
I don't mind him sitting out a preseason game and he's trying
21:50
to watch. Maybe Caleb Williams is hurt.
21:53
Maybe he stubbed his toe. Why does everybody that sees a
21:56
video or is out there looking at videos of what he's throwing at
22:00
practice just absolutely declare that's why they're sitting him
22:03
out? He's an absolute joke.
22:05
Guys, stop wiping your own ass or having your wife wipe your
22:08
ass or having your girlfriend wipe your ass and stop sneezing
22:12
when you shouldn't be sneezing. The fact is, Caleb Williams sat
22:15
out because maybe the coaching staff thinks he's not healthy
22:19
enough to play. How about that?
22:21
And as far as Zach Wilson's concerned, what a joke. 5 for
22:25
996 yards and everybody's bragging about, oh look how good
22:30
Jack Wilson is. It's a preseason game against
22:33
second tier players. Zach Wilson sucks.
22:39
That's from a Jet fan. Yeah, it's, it's just, it's hard
22:44
for me to really get into these because it's like, yeah, it's
22:48
kind of like the early days of spring training for baseball.
22:50
Like you see the one at bat and then you're like, OK, I'm I'm
22:53
done. So yeah, I mean it, it's tough
22:56
seeing it. And Errol, you're right.
22:58
It's like, you know, they see one video or they read one thing
23:01
off the Internet and it's like all in, like, Oh yeah, did you
23:03
see? Yeah, he's done.
23:04
Like he, he's got the he's got the yips he can't throw.
23:08
Oh, he's hurt. Like they they think just
23:10
because they see it, it's actually really what's going on
23:12
when usually, you know, half the time, if not more, it's them
23:16
just either precautionary or like speedy said, it's like,
23:19
Hey, maybe he's going to learn more right now by just putting
23:22
eyes on, you know, this game and seeing stuff and, you know,
23:26
trying to break it down from a different angle and and vantage
23:28
point of being on the field. So yeah, it's pre season is
23:32
weird for me because you you watch the the first guys go in,
23:36
you're really not playing against, you know, what you're
23:38
going to play against. So it's hard to tell but at
23:40
least it's we got till the middle of January where football
23:44
is on every week, so we got something to talk about.
23:48
All right, we'll talk about it. Games don't have too much
23:50
bearing, just some basic storylines.
23:52
Let's start off here. Vikings knocked off the Texans.
23:56
In fact, let me get to the actual scores here.
23:58
Vikings over the Texans with a final of 20 to 10.
24:02
We had the Steelers 31 over the Jaguars 25.
24:06
We saw that 70 yard field goal by Cam Little.
24:09
Rookie kicker was drafted this year.
24:12
If you're going to draft a kicker, I hope if you can kick
24:14
70, I mean, Trevor Lawrence, how far do you have to get to kick a
24:17
70 yard field goal? What is that the 40?
24:19
Your own 40. So I think it's 17 yards back
24:23
from the end zone. So that would be, it's a 57.
24:28
That would be, yeah, like behind.
24:31
It's 3 yards behind midfield. Yeah, I don't know.
24:35
I think that one is absolutely insane speed.
24:38
I'm going to put you up here. You could start off, let's just
24:41
talk a little bit about this Rams Cowboys matchup.
24:45
There was a really, there was a funny play in the game and there
24:48
was also the Cowboys. I guess people are excited about
24:52
them. Joe Milton was OK playing back.
24:56
I guess they think that he's going to be their backup
24:57
quarterback, their receivers. We didn't really see their guys
25:01
play in this game. Again, it's kind of tough to
25:03
tell, but Stetson Bennett, yes, the Stetson Bennett 16 of 24.
25:10
How old is he now? I think he's my age. 188 two
25:15
touchdowns to pick but and 11 rushing yards.
25:21
Is this guy someone that we're actually going to hear from
25:24
Speedy? Well, before I get to that job,
25:26
I think you might be the only journey big quarterback in
25:28
college that might be older than Adrian Martinez first of.
25:31
All no doubt, right? I was like Dang, I heard that he
25:34
was like 29 when he came out. Again, Yeah, the system with big
25:38
value obviously is going to be carrying over, but he's always
25:41
been somebody that never plays the starters anyway.
25:42
And there's a reason that a lot of these backup quarterbacks
25:44
have done well in like filler roles a lot of the time, too.
25:47
We obviously, the notable one being Baker Mayfield, that
25:49
random game three years ago after he just got caught.
25:51
But you saw them win a playoff game with John Werfel at
25:54
quarterback. So it just proves they could do
25:56
a lot of different things. The Cowboys, again, they're
25:59
still trying to figure things out.
26:00
Like I said, I like their draft and fitting that kind of scheme.
26:02
They're going to need that team to be young all at once.
26:04
So that's the way to do it. Why are we talking about Stetson
26:07
Bennett? Really.
26:09
Well, is this what we're telling this guy?
26:11
Might look. Stafford Stafford has a broken
26:14
back and Stetson Bennett might be next man up to start the
26:19
season for a team that has playoff aspirations like it's
26:22
for real. Hey, why?
26:24
Why did you say broken back? I immediately went to Mike Tyson
26:27
in his interview. It's spinal.
26:30
It's final, final. The only time I remember Stetson
26:33
Bennett is when he was carrying around a trophy and drinking a
26:37
lot of champagne. When he wins the national
26:39
championship, that's the only time I remember him winning
26:42
something or actually cheering about anything.
26:45
And by the way, his his girlfriend or maybe wife now is
26:48
something to look at. That's about it.
26:50
That's about all I I like to look at.
26:52
So that's just my. We'll move on to the next one.
26:55
We're not going to spend a lot of time on these games.
26:56
But JJ McCarthy for the Vikings, first action in a long time
27:01
coming back from that knee injury.
27:02
Saturday, Part 2, we got the Bucks beat up on the Titans.
27:06
Cam Ward looked good in limited time starting off that game, LED
27:10
a touchdown drive on this on his second of two drives.
27:13
But the Bucks won Cardinals over the Chiefs, Broncos all over the
27:19
49ers. So the Broncos on this one, the
27:22
Broncos, 49ers, 1, the 49ers. And I'm going to talk about it a
27:25
little bit later in the sports minute.
27:27
They are. And it's not even a joke, Errol.
27:30
They got nobody left already. Their whole receiver core is
27:34
decimated, the entirety of it. And the Broncos, as we said,
27:39
might have the best defense going into the league next year.
27:43
They blew him out 30 to 9. Even in pre season it wasn't
27:47
competitive. Jared Stidham didn't most of the
27:49
work for that one. Every 49ers quarterback through
27:53
an interception. I don't know if you know if
27:56
you've ever heard of Tanner Mordecai, but usually it's not
27:59
very good, not very good. So.
28:02
I want to say something about for all the 49er fans, Owen who
28:07
has not showed his face on this show for a while, who should be
28:12
wearing a dress in a wig and some lipstick on this show
28:15
because he lost a very known bet.
28:18
Let me tell you something, Kyle Shanahan's going to be looking
28:22
for a new job after this season. This team is not good.
28:26
This roster is a bunch, has a bunch of old players, washed up
28:30
players, and they're going to be asking for their way out at the
28:33
end of the season. John Lynch is going to realize
28:35
he's better in the booth as a broadcaster than AGM, and this
28:39
team's going to be looking for a new GM and a new coach at the
28:42
end of the season. This is what I think is going to
28:45
happen to Kyle Shanahan. That's what I think about the
28:49
49ers. Well, overrated and not very
28:53
good. So spit on that or spin on
28:56
something, Owen, where if you're listening, Owen, you could spit
28:59
on whatever you want. I'll buy you a bottle of
29:01
champagne of crystal. If the 49ers actually make the
29:05
playoffs, then I'll make it. Anything they stake as Kyle
29:09
Shanahan is one of the most overrated coaches in the NFL.
29:14
As I've been selling to all the fans, including anybody listens
29:18
to show. So anybody that has challenged
29:20
my personality and my back end with my football knowledge, kiss
29:26
this. That's what I'm going to say.
29:29
Kyle Shanahan sticks. All right, I'll take it from the
29:33
positive standpoint from the Broncos.
29:34
They were one of my favorite offseasons and I thought
29:36
drafting wise too, they got a lot of really good depth.
29:39
You saw RJ Harvey, who was their second round pick, a little one
29:41
that I wasn't sure about in terms of the skill set
29:43
perspective. We got a lot of the first team
29:45
reps with that offensive line did a very good job.
29:47
And obviously you saw the Richard I Baron and even some of
29:50
the draft picks they've had the last couple years on that
29:52
defense really do well. We talked about Zach Allen last
29:55
week, Fish and obviously they have a lot of other.
29:57
Stars but. The well roundedness of this
29:59
defense is really starting to come together and the offense
30:02
now getting another year in Peyton's scheme.
30:04
This is a scary team to watch. Obviously you look at the AFC
30:06
with the big three, the Ravens, the Bills.
30:07
This dobber in the very. Team has a chance to challenge.
30:10
One of those would be that next team.
30:11
I think it is the Broncos and they're showing it right now.
30:14
Suck my indo. What?
30:17
What was that one? All right, so there's an inside
30:21
joke to it. After we come back, I'll tell
30:23
you why he said those words. I'll explain, but let's get
30:28
let's move on. Let's move.
30:30
On All Right, Friday's games, we had the Browns led by Shore.
30:35
We already talked about it over the Panthers, the Patriots, all
30:39
over the Commanders 4818. So kind of, you know, obviously
30:47
just pre season, but Patriots, we had that fight and practice.
30:51
Rabel gets bloodied, kind of get galvanizes the group.
30:55
Watch out for the Patriots this year.
30:56
I don't think they're a playoff team, but I think they're going
30:58
to be a lot better than people expected, especially if Drake
31:01
May takes a leap. People are expecting that Lions
31:04
beat the Falcons. There was a real scary injury in
31:06
that game. Luckily that guy is OK
31:09
Apparently he was back in the facility a couple of days later
31:11
talking to everybody. Anybody listens to this show
31:14
about his his love, about Drake May thinking that he's going to
31:18
be a top three quarterback in the league.
31:21
Mikey C will be dancing around in this studio if he's right.
31:26
Didn't he say with it? Was it?
31:27
How many? Years.
31:28
Three years. So this is your tale.
31:30
Really. That's right.
31:31
He said three years, Drake May will be a top three quarterback
31:34
in this league. He's on drugs.
31:36
I think Drake could be really good, but top three quarterback,
31:41
now he's sniffing something. And whatever powder he's
31:43
sniffing from Mexico or Amsterdam.
31:46
Share some with me, Mikey, because you have no idea what
31:50
you're walking into. And I want to ask Mikey see,
31:53
when we do our fantasy draft if he's actually going to dig into
31:56
his pants and draft Drake May when it comes to his quarterback
32:00
play. I guarantee you he won't,
32:03
because nobody's stupid enough to believe it, all right?
32:06
Except Mike. And if Mikey sees right, he's
32:08
going to be like, I'm not gave his head right?
32:11
As I always say, eat shit, Mike. That's all I'm going to say.
32:16
Yeah, first, first of all, our prayers up on Maurice Norris.
32:19
Scary incident. I had to have that game.
32:21
Suspended Mikey, you better listen to this, and I know
32:23
you're listening to the show right now.
32:24
Kiss this rear end. You're absolutely wrong and I'll
32:28
make sure I'm not wiping when you're kissing it.
32:31
And scary situation. So Maurice Norris prayers up to
32:34
him. Hopefully he heals up well, as
32:36
far as the actual lines of Falcons gave you the lines,
32:38
actually a couple of rookies that I thought were reaches in
32:40
the draft that did look very impressive.
32:42
So a good sign of Brad Holmes what he's done as well.
32:44
The Patriots has a reason that they're getting a popular win
32:47
total like Greener Johnny was saying a couple weeks.
32:49
Ago and a. Half wins are projected on the
32:51
over, but the offensive line did look good and if the defense
32:54
could hold up with a lot of new pieces, maybe you got something.
32:57
I'm still a little skeptical, but you never know.
32:59
Job I liked my shrimp cocktail. Yeah, I mean, it's it'll be
33:06
interesting, like I said, to to see how this all comes out.
33:09
I I I kind of want to see Drake may be good just to see how much
33:14
he goes crazy. If he you're right, I think he
33:16
could be top three. Yeah, he there must be
33:20
something. His Kool-aid.
33:22
Better than you got. That means you have to be able
33:25
to be better than Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes.
33:31
That's three. You have to be better than one
33:33
of those 3. Guys, just Joe.
33:34
Burrow and Jayden Daniels. And Joe Burrow is there too,
33:37
Herbert and Jayden Daniels. There's guys I would say, but I
33:42
think may will be better. So last one is just the Thursday
33:45
games. Ravens over the Colts, Which
33:49
Anthony Richardson dislocated his pinky?
33:52
Later. He wanted to go back in.
33:55
They wouldn't let him back in. Errol.
33:56
It's preseason, that's how it is.
33:58
Daniel Jones played afterwards and did the Daniel Jones.
34:01
Tell you who looked good. Riley, Leonard.
34:03
He looked good. Riley Leonard did look good
34:05
again comparing him to Daniel Jones.
34:08
By the way, I did reach out to Riley and he did respond to me.
34:13
I he's just so busy and with with all these camps that he had
34:18
he he's kind of pushed off the interview, but I am going to get
34:20
him on this show. He will be on this show.
34:23
I promise you guys, we're going to get Riley Leonard on this
34:26
show. I'm just telling you, sell that
34:28
book that. And yes, Jabba, when he comes on
34:31
the show, Katherine can sweat all over him and kiss and blow
34:36
kisses at him on camera. That will happen.
34:39
Riley Leonard will be on this show, I promise you.
34:42
I had to say that. So you guys got anything on the
34:46
speeding? Yeah, I was going to say Riley
34:47
Leonard. His big play in the game was a
34:48
25 yard run. He threw an interception.
34:52
He had some questionable throws, but again at the same time he
34:55
also I think hit five in a row too, mostly a lot of those
34:57
shorter passes, but did have a couple good left side
35:00
intermediate throws as well, leading to a rushing touchdown
35:03
in on that game. You got to play most of the
35:04
second-half too, which is a good sign to say after Daniel Jones
35:08
went through the whole Daniel Jones experiment, as we as we
35:10
saw. But again, he might have to
35:11
start if Richardson keeps getting hurt at this rate.
35:13
Daniel Jones is going to stop. He's going to stop.
35:16
I I don't know, I think he's, he may end up third on that depth
35:20
chart because he's such a joke. But let's see if Anthony
35:24
Richards. We're going to be ready for
35:25
that. We're supporting Riley Leonard.
35:28
I want to see absolutely. I want to see him play but I'm
35:32
not going to take shots at Danny Dimes.
35:34
I think Danny Dons might have an opportunity this year to
35:37
actually show know that he could play at the quarterback
35:40
position. He's had terrible coaching over
35:42
there. That's so untrue.
35:44
He was so bad and the coaching put him in great spots.
35:48
He had guys wide open and he couldn't even throw the ball
35:51
because especially that that flea flicker.
35:54
I I lost my mind for Dabel, who lost his mind.
35:57
He had everybody open on that play.
35:59
That's just a quarterback who's shell shocked.
36:01
He looked they had a bad line. He just isn't a good player
36:04
anymore. Maybe he could fix it behind
36:06
Quentin Nelson and those big, big boys in Indy, but if I'm in
36:10
Indy, I'm running the ball 40 * a game with Jonathan Taylor
36:13
because I think that's the only way they win guys.
36:16
That's the whip around. I will say something and by the
36:19
way, Carl asked me, 49ers, Vikings, who, who will have a
36:23
better record this year? I will give you my take on it.
36:27
The Vikings are going to have a better record this year.
36:29
I think obviously McCarthy is going to get a chance to go out
36:32
there and prove himself when Addison comes back after his
36:35
three-game suspension. I think they're going to be very
36:38
explosive. I think they have a lot of
36:40
weapons. They can run the ball.
36:41
I think they're going to have so many opportunities this year.
36:45
And I think O'Connell is a great young coach.
36:48
I think he's a great offensive mind.
36:50
I think he's going to develop. McCarthy.
36:52
I, I still question some of the moves that they made in the
36:55
offseason, but I think the Vikings are a lot better than
36:57
people think. And I think I remember Jim
37:00
Harbaugh coming out and saying that whoever passes up on
37:03
McCarthy is like they're passing up on Michael Jordan.
37:07
I want to see if that is quite possible.
37:10
We heard Debo, I saw Dabo Sweeney come out and say that
37:13
about Watson. He was right about that until
37:15
Watson was jerking his chicken or having people jerk his
37:18
chicken. And you know, maybe Dabo Sweeney
37:21
was jerking his chicken over there in Clemson.
37:24
Nevertheless, I do believe, ladies and gentlemen, I think
37:28
McCarthy is a lot better than people thought, including yours
37:31
truly. I, I'm going to even say this,
37:33
McCarthy is better than Drake May.
37:35
How about that? Take that to the bank, Mr.
37:38
Mikey. See, you can book that and send
37:42
that off to the one and only Mice and Men.
37:44
One of the only books I've ever read in the last 25 years.
37:48
So that's the truth. That was the last book I
37:50
actually read. Last novel I read Of Mice and
37:54
Men. Are you really going to call
37:58
that a novel? That's a novel.
38:00
Is it an odd? It was.
38:02
It's an. Odd.
38:02
It has words on paper it. Didn't have it, didn't have
38:05
pictures in it, so. Yeah, that's fair.
38:07
I did. At least you didn't say green
38:09
eggs and ham or something like. That No, I actually, those books
38:13
I've read to my nephews. But Bernstein Bears.
38:15
Yeah, but I mean, the last novel I have read was Of Mice and Men.
38:21
That's where I was taking shots at myself.
38:22
I don't really go out there and read books.
38:25
It's not my thing. Jabba We did Doctor Seuss theme
38:28
days in elementary school where we actually ate dyed green eggs
38:31
in ham is. That I think.
38:34
I think we did that one time too.
38:36
Nice. I yes, and by the way, pitch
38:39
grid pod over there, my my boy over here says that's a good
38:44
book. It is a good book.
38:45
It was a good movie too. So I I just.
38:48
If you if you read, can you? Can you guys do audiobooks?
38:51
Oh yeah, I listen to audiobooks. That that's something that I do.
38:55
I'm talking about reading, actually reading a book.
38:59
I, I read stories on the computer because they're short
39:03
stories and stuff like that. But when it comes to a novel,
39:06
the last novel I read was Of Mice and Men.
39:08
That was the last one that'd make fun of myself.
39:11
Everybody asked me, hey Errol, what was the last book you
39:13
actually read Of Mice and Men? So there you go.
39:16
Sell that book that it actually is a good book.
39:18
I can't lie to you. And there's more in the book
39:21
than there is in the movie that you'll probably grasp if you
39:24
have an opportunity to read. I tried.
39:26
To. It's always that way, yeah.
39:27
You know what it is, I tried to reach Harry, read Harry Potter,
39:31
and as soon as I started with the Harry Potter books, I just.
39:35
I couldn't get into it as much as there's so much more
39:38
information in the books than there is in the.
39:40
Movies. Errol's not Reading The Odyssey.
39:43
Pitch Grid Pod. The Odyssey.
39:46
I've seen the odds. In Greek right there I.
39:48
I I actually like Greek mythology.
39:50
It's all over my arms, ladies and gentlemen, but I love Greek
39:53
mythology and I know the odds. They're making a movie about it.
39:56
It's coming out. Yeah, I know.
39:57
But I've seen the old Odyssey, so I it's a good, it's a good
40:02
series, a good miniseries. If you ever get a chance to see
40:04
it, you can actually go back and see it on YouTube.
40:08
I think it's the Odyssey is on YouTube.
40:10
But it's a great story. It's a great book.
40:12
And if you like Greek mythology, it's it's great.
40:14
So, but I'm not going to sit there and read the Odyssey.
40:18
That's not going to happen. Errol Marx doesn't read books.
40:21
Especially books that make me sick or tired or want to cross
40:25
I'm. You should do audiobooks then I
40:27
do I should do audio book I. Listen to audiobooks.
40:30
Did you not hear me? Did I not say that?
40:32
I listen to audiobooks? I just don't read them.
40:35
That's what I'm saying anyways. Ladies and gentlemen, we call
40:39
the next segment Tic Tac No. Morris.
40:44
Right in the butt. What?
40:46
We get the prizes, cheat because they're stolen.
40:50
No. No, no, no, no, no.
40:59
Ball bag. I had to do that.
41:02
I had to do. That, oh, that's still here for
41:04
this. Little.
41:05
Titties. Dildo, is that your cucumber or
41:08
are you happy to see my lovely Sam?
41:11
Or or. I like this.
41:13
Breaking news, I need Brittany also.
41:15
All right, so I want to say something.
41:18
So me and, and we're talking on the weekend and we were having a
41:22
conversation and I, he's Indian. So I was like, did you ever name
41:28
your, you know what your, your private area?
41:30
And he says no. So I said, well, you're an
41:33
Indian. So let's call it an Indo.
41:36
So I was like, suck my Indo, suck my Indo so that that's
41:40
where it comes from. And I said, go ahead Jennifer,
41:42
tell me how much you want people to suck your Indo.
41:45
And he's like, what's an indoor? I said, what do you think your
41:47
indoor is? It's your private area.
41:49
I gave you a nickname. So ladies and gentlemen, suck my
41:53
Indo is. Suck my indo.
41:57
Is Nathan's private part, as we all know as by the way, Nathan's
42:02
all known for this. I, I, I know Carl's never heard
42:05
this. This is good for Carl.
42:06
Carl plays with himself. As we all know, he does that
42:09
too. So, ladies and gentlemen, are we
42:11
ready to do Tic Tac? No.
42:13
Speedy, what kind of questions do you have for us?
42:16
We beat you pretty quickly last time, if I'm not mistaken,
42:19
behind a heroic effort from myself.
42:21
And I don't know who got the other question, but I got two of
42:23
them. Speedy it was.
42:25
No, it was poops. It was poops.
42:28
Look, me and Poops are ready, Speedy.
42:30
You better step up your game here on Tic Tac, no?
42:33
I was going. To start with baseball.
42:35
But since Errol brought up Davos Sweetie, I'll ask.
42:37
I actually asked the one question I have with him.
42:38
So Davos sweetie last week said Clemson could go 16 and oh, this
42:42
year. So 2018 was the last time they
42:44
went undefeated when they won the national championship with
42:46
Trevor Lawrence winning every game by multiple possessions
42:49
except for two games. So one of them was against an
42:50
SEC team, the other was against an ACC team in their conference.
42:54
Name one of those two teams that did that, Aaron and Jake, you
42:57
can come in and play it so. Repeat, you said SCC one.
43:01
ACC one SCC team. So in 2018 and.
43:04
What did he do? What did?
43:06
He do they played them close, only lost by 1 possession.
43:09
So close games that they played. In Alabama, one of them.
43:13
It is. Not.
43:15
OK. So that's does it include the
43:16
playoffs or no? Yes, any game that season.
43:23
Huh. ACC and SEC so.
43:26
Was it Pittsburgh? Nope, Jabba takes it up the yes
43:33
ACC. And you said it in included
43:37
playoffs. Yes.
43:40
Pass Liquor who? Is that?
43:42
Oh, I know who this is. I know exactly who it is.
43:45
Gimme, Gimme, Florida State. That's called sex.
43:51
When I don't know was was one of South Carolina?
43:53
I hope not. Chocolate's a good flavor.
44:04
So we just need to get one of them or do we get 2 guesses?
44:07
We only have to get one of them. All right.
44:09
No one said that the big the big boys that the Eagles have the
44:13
entire D line of from irrelevant.
44:15
Irrelevant. It's not.
44:16
Georgia irrelevant. That's that's tough then.
44:20
Yeah, because the word jizz is really structured.
44:23
So who has left Java as a guest and?
44:24
SECACC right? One SEC team, one ACC.
44:28
Pain. Who is this?
44:32
Yeah, goodbye. SEC.
44:38
Let me go. No human is able to go well.
44:42
Oh gosh, I'm going to throw one out.
44:45
Won't. Sleep with a family member
44:49
either. Oh no, they're not pro.
44:56
Sexual crap. North Carolina.
45:00
No, Aaron, I guess. If you want, anyone could.
45:06
Take Aaron's guess. That's fair.
45:07
That's fine. Nope.
45:08
Whoever wants to make one more guess and one more guess.
45:13
He can clean themselves. I mean, we should, we said
45:16
Georgia. Should we just say the other big
45:17
dog? I mean.
45:19
We already said Alabama too. OK, nevermind.
45:21
Beneficial. I was trying to think something
45:25
off the hinges. I was like, I don't know the.
45:28
Cross, we got to get our guesses in there. 30 seconds, guys.
45:30
So it's time up. We said FSU, right?
45:34
Did we say the FSU? Already.
45:35
No, we didn't say but. You always let it RIP.
45:39
For the daily lives and. It's not Florida, so Java was
45:43
kind of on the right track. It was something more out there.
45:46
So the SEC was Texas A&M and then and then the ACC one was
45:50
Syracuse. Freaking daily.
45:52
Syracuse never would have guessed that they always played.
45:55
Clemson. Folks like three years in a row
45:57
as they had the backup quarterback over there for a
45:59
while. For me, and good for you, it's
46:01
good for. Both, man.
46:02
Speedy, you got us in that one. Where you going?
46:04
I'm. Going to go in the middle, right
46:07
in. All right.
46:09
Next question, Speedy? All right, so Jabba, you were
46:11
talking about it in the private chat earlier.
46:13
The Brewers have the best record in baseball in this late in the
46:16
year for the first time since 1982, when they made their only
46:19
World Series appearance and lost to what Midwestern baseball team
46:24
82. He is goofy.
46:32
Midwestern team, so it's got to be say that again.
46:35
So the Brewers the last time they had the best record in
46:37
baseball this late in the year was 1982, when they made their
46:40
only World Series appearance and lost to what other Midwestern
46:44
baseball team they. Lost.
46:46
What do you what do you consider Midwestern though?
46:49
Wait, aren't they? Were they in the AL?
46:51
To Mario. Midwest again you would
46:53
probably, you could consider it probably where you are to Ohio
46:56
probably. Chicks with Dicks.
46:58
Probably fairer for that. I feel like this is a trick
47:04
speedy. Were they on?
47:07
The AL back then. Do you know a rooster is a cub?
47:12
I believe they were in the AL back then.
47:13
Does it go the right way or the left way?
47:16
I prefer that one. That's.
47:17
Pretty all right. Well, if it's the.
47:19
If that's the case, 82. I want to do a whopping.
47:22
I wasn't born yet, but Midwestern we, I mean, it's.
47:28
Chicago to get the ass. Ain't the Cubs?
47:33
Ohio. Thickness.
47:36
Shave the ass. Beat shave the ass.
47:39
Cardinals didn't. Win.
47:41
I was going to guess Card like Cardinals.
47:44
How Arnals? Distracted.
47:45
Yep. Fish was the Cardinals.
47:47
Whoa, you set? On that team, Midway 82.
47:50
Slide it right in. Yeah, Fish is right.
47:52
The angle I was going for was a trick question.
47:54
How? Thick Do you like the beat?
47:56
I'm on to you, Speedy. Because like you would think the
47:58
Tigers, you think the twins like one of those AL teams first.
48:01
I'll let you lick my butt. Tigers one in 84 a couple years
48:04
later and the twins one in 87. All right, Java saving.
48:08
Spins. Let's go bottom left.
48:12
Bottom left next question speaking.
48:14
Goody is goody in. I heard goody does your.
48:16
Winner. Drop.
48:17
That's not goody. That's his drop.
48:18
All right, that was his drop. OK, so all right, we'll go to
48:20
the NFL now. So I.
48:22
Say your sex part. In the first four years of his
48:25
career, Terry Mclaurin caught touchdown passes from 7
48:28
different quarterbacks. What active wide receiver is the
48:31
only one who caught more with eight?
48:34
In the first four years in the. First four years of his career.
48:37
Say that one more time the question.
48:38
So Terry Mclaurin caught 7 touchdown passes from 7
48:42
different quarterbacks. What active wide receiver is the
48:45
only one who caught more doing it with eight different?
48:48
Quarterbacks 8 different quarterbacks, Eight different
48:54
quarterbacks. Huh.
48:59
What? It feels like it should be
49:03
someone on the Browns, doesn't it?
49:10
I somebody I got for. Who's been well travelled but
49:15
for for no wouldn't because his first four years so he wouldn't
49:19
be traded. So it would be someone that just
49:21
had a I'm. Going to take overturning
49:22
quarterbacks. I'm going to take a lot of KBS.
49:24
Stefan. Digs, not Stefan digs.
49:27
Because I know, I know he had a couple of quarterbacks.
49:30
He could. That was later on.
49:33
What is it? Could it be more?
49:34
I hope not. More not DJ Moore.
49:37
All right, I'm going to. I'm going to throw a random one
49:39
out. I'm going to say Jarvis Landry.
49:41
Nope. I was going to go with Jarvis
49:43
Landry too. But the raw raw Shishkumba.
49:45
He like kind of was like Miami for.
49:46
The first four. Years he.
49:48
Only had what Tannehill and I think he had one random Jay
49:51
Cutler year that's. Art MO, Matt Moore, I didn't say
49:55
he was on that team. Matt Moore was on that team too.
49:59
Alright, let's get some more guesses.
50:02
Right, but wide receivers. DeAndre Hopkins, Jake.
50:06
Gets it? Ohh.
50:09
Wow. I.
50:10
Thought of my Indo. He was drafted like kind of like
50:13
mid to earliest 2000 tens and I was like, they probably maybe he
50:17
had Matt Schaub. I need a blow pop.
50:20
Yeah, TJ Yates was in there. Then it would rock Osweiler.
50:25
And Brian Horner. Yeah, we're going to give you
50:27
the goody icon because he's not here where you want to go.
50:30
Book. Club, let's go to the bottom
50:33
right. Bottom right, here we go.
50:35
Next question, Speedy? All right, we'll go to the NBA
50:37
now. D Aaron Fox is 1 active point
50:39
guard who have never made an All Star team making $50 million or
50:45
one All Star team making 50 million per year.
50:47
There is one that's making 50 million per year that has never
50:50
made the All Star team. Who isn't?
50:52
All right, you do that without all the breaking up.
50:56
All right, so there is one point guard, active point guard, who
50:59
has never made an All Star team making 50 million per year.
51:03
You said he's a point guard. Never made an All Star.
51:07
Scene, Yeah. Is it a Jordan Clarkson?
51:12
Nope. No, he doesn't make that much
51:16
point. Guard 15,000,000.
51:18
Did he just get a contract speedy?
51:21
Not this offseason. No.
51:23
Oh. I got one what?
51:32
Do you got? Lamello Ball.
51:33
Nope. Ah.
51:37
He's made an All Star team. Well, that's why.
51:40
But I'm just guessing. I don't know.
51:42
I'm not sitting here waiting. 52 He's made 52 in a year, or he's
51:45
making 52 right now. We should be time clock here
51:48
right now because. Speeding.
51:49
Just take it too long. He's on his contract right now.
51:53
He's on his contract right now. That's a tough one.
51:58
And he's and he's on his contract.
52:00
Never been in brilliant. Never never made an All Star
52:03
game. Never.
52:04
Wow. Yeah, it's got to be somebody
52:07
that got a crazy deal and you're like, why in the hell yeah.
52:14
I don't know. That's that's wild.
52:17
I. Was going to say D Aaron Fox
52:19
but. That was a theme of the
52:21
question, but he's made one. I'm trying to think of the
52:24
teams. I'm trying to think of the team,
52:27
so I probably will know who it is.
52:29
If I could think of the teams I can't think right now, I'm going
52:35
to go this. Is I think I might, I might know
52:38
who it is. I'm not 100.
52:39
Can I RIP it I guess? Yeah.
52:41
Is it Jamal Murray and. Jake Yeah, it's this.
52:44
I knew. It I knew it.
52:44
Yeah. I.
52:46
Always bring this up when I was. Like I am a legend so.
52:49
I was like. Everyone was just a Gumby old
52:51
man. Like Jamal Murray's a super like
52:54
AI think he's a great point guard but he's never made.
52:56
A smell my ass. And that's it, Jake, with two in
53:00
a row taking it down. Look at that.
53:03
Nice job. We win again.
53:07
Tic Tac. No, it's over, Speedy.
53:10
I need a gin and tonic pago hoe. You could have been somebody.
53:15
You could have been a contender. Suck.
53:17
My Indo you're. Going to get a gin and tonic.
53:21
I would love it. Gin and tonic right now.
53:23
Would you suck your own endo God?
53:25
No. Of course you Are you sure he's.
53:28
Saying he's saying good though if it was long.
53:30
Well, if it was long enough, would you do?
53:32
That. You could satisfy your own self.
53:35
Listen, that would that would be a good question to ask somebody.
53:38
You're sitting around hanging out with your boys, you're
53:40
getting wasted. And the first thing you could
53:43
say, if you can give your endo a nice little slosh, would you do
53:47
it? And the question would be, if it
53:49
was long enough, would you satisfy yourself the answer?
53:52
Oh, the Marilyn Manson. Yes.
53:55
Doo Doo did Carl plays with himself?
53:58
Yeah, yeah, they removed 2 the the two ribs.
54:00
Who was? It.
54:01
Who was it there? Marilyn Manson, OH.
54:04
Yeah. Yes.
54:06
Beautiful people, yes. Yes, and he also likes to beat
54:09
women, the piece of garbage that he is.
54:11
So I can't stand Marilyn Manson. He's such a nasty person.
54:15
I've heard so many stories about him.
54:17
He's a vicious, disgusting person.
54:20
If an answer Carl's question, would you have a gin and tonic
54:22
with EJ Perry? With that question, I love Lisa
54:25
AM. Would you have a gin and tonic
54:27
with EJ Perry? No, I would have a gin and tonic
54:30
with Lisa am I love Lisa am breaking news.
54:34
I need Brittany also think you're.
54:36
Going to need a little bit more than a gin and tonic.
54:39
Breaking news, a lot of hot ladies.
54:41
As we all know, a lot of ladies. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
54:46
we call the next segment a call to the pen.
54:50
It's done. If you can throw a strike on
54:52
this pitch, it's not going to be my John it.
54:54
Feels like jello right now. Just get it over the plate I.
54:56
Want him to swing? Last time I did that the guy hit
54:58
one that hasn't landed yet for a call to the pen.
55:03
Goody has no. We're coming into a call to the
55:08
pen before we head to a break I just had.
55:11
I just thought of this phrase. You hear it all the time.
55:14
So I got a little read off for you and I got you to comment on
55:17
it, my friend. When we get to August, for some
55:20
reason we always hear the phrase the dog days of summer, as if
55:24
dogs have it tougher in summer other than it's hot and they
55:27
have fur. You hear the phrase in baseball
55:29
this time of the year as the season really starts to hit the
55:31
home stretch in the middle of the August heat.
55:34
But what does it really mean? Are games harder in August than
55:37
any point in the year? As playoff races take shape, as
55:40
injuries mount, as the toll of the 162 game season wears on?
55:45
The humanity behind the uniforms and prospects arrive from the
55:49
minors trying to take a spot on the roster for themselves and
55:53
away from a veteran who's been on the team all year?
55:56
Well, all we have to do here on job in the mouth is get on the
56:00
phone and get the big righty up to find out.
56:02
Playing in the league during the old dog days of summer as they
56:05
call them on. Another great addition of a call
56:09
to the pen. Glory hole.
56:11
Yeah, it's, it is, man. It's, it's, it's crazy.
56:15
I, I would like to know where the origin of that came.
56:17
Honestly, it's funny that you bring that up because when we
56:20
got our independent team about 2025 years ago, that was
56:24
literally how we came up. We're called the salt dogs, like
56:27
the salt Salt Valley, Salt River, like we have that runs
56:29
through here and then the dog days of summer because they play
56:32
in the summer. So that's how we, how we got it.
56:34
But it definitely gets to you right around not once you get
56:40
closer to September because then the locker room becomes crazy
56:43
busy because you have September call ups and you're nuts to
56:45
butts. I mean, you got so many people
56:47
in there. So you either get there early
56:49
that. 1. Or you get there late so
56:52
everybody's not getting there at the same time trying to change.
56:55
You don't have that extra locker that you usually do.
56:57
And you can always tell the younger guys too, because they
57:00
they're out there running sprints.
57:02
It's the midway through September and you're like, Hey,
57:05
man, we've been going literally since January.
57:08
There's no offseason anymore. Like, hey, relax.
57:11
Like sometimes less is more when you get to the end of the
57:15
summer. And and a lot of guys, some of
57:17
them have basically fished their whole minor league season if
57:20
they're coming up at the end or just have, you know, back and
57:23
forth cup of tea with the team. So it's it's, it gets long in
57:28
that it's just, it becomes more crowded.
57:31
There's a lot more stuff going on and you're like just
57:34
depending on what situation you're fighting for your life,
57:37
planning your vacation or like hell, like can we get to October
57:40
so we can get to the playoffs and start the real season?
57:42
It's so it definitely is because there's so many ways to think
57:46
about it. And you got a lot of guys too,
57:48
like that are getting ready for winter ball too.
57:51
Like, hey, you know what, I'm going to go play winter ball.
57:53
Like I played with a bunch of guys where they didn't take any
57:56
time off. Like as soon as the season was
57:57
over, whether they we made the playoffs, whether we didn't,
58:00
they were like, boom, I'm going to play winter ball.
58:02
So I have to take a shoot. It definitely does.
58:04
There are days where depending on the manager, there were days
58:08
around this time a little bit later where I know Tito did this
58:11
when we were and and it was even earlier in the year and
58:15
Awesomest did this in Detroit. It's like if you're here before
58:19
4:00, you're fined $1000 because we just played like 15 in a row
58:23
or something like that. And it's like, man, it's hot.
58:26
You know what, take your time if you're here before 4 optional
58:29
BP, but you'll be fine unless you had to come in for like
58:32
rehab or something like that. But yeah, it definitely it
58:35
definitely towards the end. It just you want to get through
58:38
it and then either you're you're revitalized by going on vacation
58:42
or it's like, hey, playoffs are come now you're back and ready
58:45
to get after it. So it's, it's true.
58:47
It really is. I I'm gonna have to do some
58:50
research on how. I did the research for you,
58:53
Jabba, where we got this. The dog days of summer referred
58:56
to a period of hot, humid weather in July and August.
58:59
But the term actually comes from the star Sirius.
59:02
Also known as the dog star is Larry Harold.
59:06
Here we are. Ancient Greeks and Romans
59:09
observed that Sirius, the brightest star after the sun,
59:12
would rise with the sun during this time, and they associated
59:16
its heat with the intense summer heat.
59:20
The rah rah. Things that you.
59:21
Learn. On another call.
59:25
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talking about. Anyways, what were you going to
1:00:35
say? Speed.
1:00:36
I was going to say, am I soaking my ass on a on a toilet that
1:00:39
Tommy was sitting in? Well, I don't know, do you dip
1:00:42
your ass in a toilet? It's pretty gross.
1:00:43
I mean, no, I don't. I mean who dips their ass
1:00:47
honestly? I will tell you a funny, funny
1:00:50
story. I tried to sit on a bowl a
1:00:52
couple weeks ago in a public place and I didn't realize that
1:00:55
the bowl was not hooked and I fell into the ball.
1:00:58
So that's that's true. That's a true.
1:01:01
Story I and I don't like to break about it buddy.
1:01:05
This is a true story. Whoever did that was it was a
1:01:08
practical that was that was that was a prank.
1:01:12
Somebody pranked somebody and I wasn't paying attention and I
1:01:15
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guys. Wednesday Who do we have on the
1:01:36
show All. Right 1st guest shout out to
1:01:37
Nathan for getting him is Tony Vlahovic was AX baseball.
1:01:41
How do you pronounce that? Nathan has the let me again.
1:01:44
I think it's Blahovic. Wait.
1:01:45
No, it's Blahovic. Blahovic.
1:01:47
OK, Blahovic, Blahovic, Blahovic.
1:01:51
He Ahovic, Former. Former.
1:01:54
That needs to be a sounded out. Yeah, former MLA player, also
1:01:57
the author of Justine. And Harold, can you spell that?
1:02:00
I mean pronounce it Hovely spell.
1:02:04
It you want me to spell it, What is this, a spelling?
1:02:07
Bee No, we, we, we don't even do that segment anymore.
1:02:11
Speedy. Speedy who?
1:02:13
Who's what? What do you have on Volhovic?
1:02:14
So former baseball player. He was the author of Justin An.
1:02:18
Opportunity. Bubble guts and also does a lot
1:02:19
of work with athletes with Special Olympics, so he'll be
1:02:23
joining us at. April 5.
1:02:24
Special Olympics new. Jersey, obviously.
1:02:26
Nathan being from there, he's he's.
1:02:28
Coming off 40. Five.
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And then our 2nd guest at 9:45 is Bob Rathbun.
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He is a play by play broadcaster, does college
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football and basketball, and is also the voice of the Atlanta
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Hawks. Fish where's?
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Panties. That's probably true, ladies and
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gentlemen. I got to ask his wife off air if
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he actually wears pennies. Speedy.
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Speedy doesn't wear anything. Why do you?
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Why do you want to know so bad? Because it's interesting to me.
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I love Lisa AM. As we all know, you know, it
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definitely is interesting to. Me Jabba takes it up the ass.
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That's true. I mean fish and Jabba who wears.
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I mean, it's fish who wears panties and Jabba that you know.
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I guess Niffin thinks takes it up the ass would be an
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interesting. Harold, you're the one that's
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always talking about the ass. Oh, really?
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This makes my pecker hard. I didn't say that.
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I had to take a shit. I didn't say that.
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I'll let you lick my butt. I never said that.
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I gave up the booties. And I never said that either.
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So what are we talking about? That's.
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Crazy. I think there's a couple others
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a dial or two over there. Oh, yeah.
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Otherwise, well, I got one of these.
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I got, I got a couple of these. Spanking.
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Slap that ass. I want you to slide it right in.
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Good for me. Good for you.
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It's good for both. Why don't you give her the
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bareback? Look at goodies face.
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I, I mean, there's a lot of good takes.
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I've been on this soundboard. I mean, I'm a little lost in, in
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translation, but we got to go. Ladies and gentlemen, we will
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see you Wednesday. Enjoy yourselves for the next 24
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to 48 hours and we'll see you back on Wednesday.
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Goodnight. It's the worldwide sports radio
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network.