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Episode #3963 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Yes, the world-famous Phil Henry Show from Ted Bell Canyon. Yeah. Yes,
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Speaker 1: Ted Bell Canyon. This is where we are, and Ted
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Speaker 1: Bell pays for the right to vote. Oh, I see. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Ted Bell Canyon. I'm Margaret Gray.
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Speaker 2: All right, I'm Bud Dickman.
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Speaker 1: I'm General Galen Shaw. Here's Phil. Phil Henry, sorry. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: thank you, General, and welcome here, folks, to our show
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Speaker 1: from Ted Bell Canyon where And tonight we're going to address,
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Speaker 1: I guess, Margaret. Hold on. I'll say it, Margaret. Margaret was,
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Speaker 1: I think you may have gotten your feelings hurt. I
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Speaker 1: don't know how Frank feels about it, but we're replaying, Margaret,
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Speaker 1: a show. And this was one of our shows, folks,
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Speaker 1: what we call our Radio Archive Hour. We do three
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Speaker 1: of them a day. One of them is featured that
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Speaker 1: you hear and see on our website and you see
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Speaker 1: in the iHeart feed. And there was another that we
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Speaker 1: do that is in a variety of different places. You
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Speaker 1: can find it on Spotify and There's different platforms, and
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Speaker 1: they are listed there on our website. I think Apple
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Speaker 1: Podcasts is one of them. We'd have to go to
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Speaker 1: the website and take a look. Did you say that, Bud? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: they have the website up right now. No, I don't actually,
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Speaker 1: but I'm pretending like I do. Where is it located?
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Speaker 1: It's underneath the player on the homepage, folks, and you'll
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Speaker 1: see it says right there, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and iHeart. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so that's where two additional radio archive hours drop. On
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Speaker 1: those three. And then we have our featured one, which
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Speaker 1: is on our homepage and our little player there. And
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Speaker 1: you can hear that. Although every day is an adventure.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what. Well, what, you know, Phil, you've
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Speaker 1: got to be clear with the guys. I think I'm
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Speaker 1: being clear with the guys. No, they're doing a great job.
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Speaker 1: We've got a great crew there. Shane and all the guys,
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Speaker 1: thank you very much, guys. And here we are.
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Speaker 2: Welcome.
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Speaker 1: So we have today, as I mentioned, Margaret, we were
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Speaker 1: playing the Radio Archive Hour featuring you and Frank.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Let me just say this. I've got to jump in.
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Speaker 1: We have not really mentioned a lot about the fact
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Speaker 1: that Jason J. Delmonico was adopted, because why? Exactly. Exactly.
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Speaker 1: We want Jason, and we have had Jason feel as
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Speaker 1: if he's a part of the family. The replay of
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Speaker 1: that hour yesterday, Phil. And where's Frank? Is Frank?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mr. Gray, you there? Frank Gray. Look, I'm downtown
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Speaker 2: right now. I'm still. I'm working downtown. Okay, so I've got.
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Speaker 1: Can you hear me?
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Speaker 2: I can hear you, but I'm. The Figaro office, okay?
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Speaker 1: Frank, I didn't know you had an office downtown.
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Speaker 2: Hi, Phil. I got offices everywhere.
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Speaker 1: Frank is an entertainment attorney. He does corporate law. He
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Speaker 1: does a lot.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm down here, and I got to tell
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Speaker 2: you something, Phil. Every time, because I get to show
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Speaker 2: a video feed, and you lean back in your chair
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Speaker 2: every now and again, put your hand down the pants.
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Speaker 1: It's because of the surgery that I had, man. I'm
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Speaker 1: trying to, you know, you know. Well, I'm not going
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Speaker 1: to get graphic, but yeah, I had some surgery that
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Speaker 1: requires me to adjust myself every now and again.
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Speaker 2: God damn, would it get to be the size, would
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Speaker 2: it get to be the size of that giant zucchini?
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Speaker 1: Never mind, Frank. Okay, so thanks, folks, for joining us. Frank, great.
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Speaker 2: Margaret?
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Speaker 1: Yes, Frank, you recall, maybe you didn't hear the show yesterday,
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Speaker 1: do you recall the show that we did talking about
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Speaker 1: Jason J.? and how valuable he was to us.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. And Jason's here, by the way.
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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that I approve of that.
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Speaker 2: Well, Mom, I just want to tell you that I
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Speaker 2: love you and Dad very much. I honor you very
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Speaker 2: much as a parent. And I have to tell you, too, Mom, that,
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Speaker 2: you know, in a lot of ways, you and Dad
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Speaker 2: were like finding a thick... You guys were like finding
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Speaker 2: a thick slice of roast beef in a puddle of urine.
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Speaker 1: What is that supposed to mean? All right, everybody, just stop.
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Speaker 1: Hold on for a minute, okay? Now, hold on. This
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Speaker 1: is what I was afraid of. Okay, so I'm going
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Speaker 1: to tell the audience, Margaret. I'm here, Frank, and just
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Speaker 1: hold on for a minute. Hold on, you guys. So
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Speaker 1: we had the show, and in it, Margaret described the
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Speaker 1: value of Jason. It was like finding a bologna sandwich.
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Speaker 1: Hold on, Margaret, you said it. I'm quoting the show.
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Speaker 1: It was like finding a really good, fresh bologna sandwich.
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Speaker 1: In a garbage dump, finding Jason, adopting Jason. There were
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Speaker 1: a lot of people that disagreed with Margaret in terms
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Speaker 1: of the adoption process. A lot of people said that
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Speaker 1: that is a terrible way of putting it, but that
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Speaker 1: was it. We replayed it yesterday. Margaret walked into my
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Speaker 1: office this morning. What do you mean your office, Phil?
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Speaker 1: I walked into your kitchen. Right, yeah. Anyway, she walked
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Speaker 1: into my kitchen, which is near my studio, and she said,
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Speaker 1: what did you say? I said it was Dirty Pool.
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Speaker 1: Because I think a lot of people, Frank, what did
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Speaker 1: you think?
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Speaker 2: Well, look, you know, Margaret, when we found Jason J. Delmonico,
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Speaker 2: we looked at it and we said, God, I said
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Speaker 2: it too, I said, God, look at it. It's like
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Speaker 2: we just found a thick roast beef sandwich just sitting
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Speaker 2: in a dump. I mean, sitting underneath, you said it, Margaret,
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Speaker 2: used tampons.
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Speaker 1: All right, Frank, we don't need to hear that.
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Speaker 2: My God. Hold on, hold on.
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Speaker 1: Well, why did you bring that up?
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Speaker 2: Because that's, oh my God, that's what it said, son.
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Speaker 2: It said that finding you was like finding a thick,
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Speaker 2: juicy roast beef sandwich underneath a pile of tampons. Well,
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Speaker 2: it's like, no, but that's what I said. It was
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Speaker 2: like finding you and Mom as parents was like finding
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Speaker 2: a thickly, a thick slice, you know, extra thick slice
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Speaker 2: roast beef in a puddle of urine.
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Speaker 1: All right, okay, knock it off, please. All right? Jesus,
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Speaker 1: you guys, you're going to get more tune-outs, okay? I
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Speaker 1: don't know.
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to say what I want to say, okay?
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Speaker 1: Frank, we'll get to it. Just hold on. We got
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Speaker 1: a roast beef sandwich now. It was a bologna sandwich yesterday.
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Speaker 1: I happen to like bologna sandwiches, right, Frank?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. It loves the bologna, you know. Dad, I'm your son.
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Speaker 2: You shouldn't talk dirty in front of me. I'm sorry, son.
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Jason, for reminding your father what
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Speaker 1: a douchebag he can be.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God, it called me a douchebag in front
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Speaker 2: of the sun, which is sitting here listening.
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Speaker 1: Frank, just back off, all right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Seek Heil. The Fuhrer is about to speak,
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Speaker 2: and everything.
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Speaker 1: I had to cut that clown off. Frank is my husband.
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Speaker 1: He's not a clown. All right, get him back up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mr.
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Speaker 1: Gray, you can't... Yeah, no, yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, no.
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Speaker 2: Hey, how's it going, Jason?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, I put it in my pants. Oh,
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Speaker 1: will you for crying out loud. You there, Frank?
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Speaker 2: I'm sitting right here. What happened to a bun?
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Speaker 1: Never mind about that, okay? Phil, you are very, very
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Speaker 1: rude this morning. I'm not being rude. You guys are
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Speaker 1: being rude. You're not allowing me to just to moderate
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Speaker 1: the damn show, okay?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Go, Van Gogh. Woo! Go, Van Gogh. Phil Henry. Go,
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Speaker 2: Van Gogh. Phil Henry. Go, Van Gogh. How about that?
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Speaker 2: We call you Go, Van Gogh.
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Speaker 1: Okay. You just cut him off again. He's babbling.
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Speaker 2: Here.
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Speaker 1: Ms. Green? I'll talk. Give me the phone. Frank, yeah, Margaret,
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Speaker 1: you've got to stop. You're just like this. You're going...
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Speaker 1: Is Jason there? Jason, honey? Yeah, Mom. You know that
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Speaker 1: I love you.
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Speaker 2: Of course, Mom, I know you love me. And I
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Speaker 2: don't take offense to being, you know, like finding, you
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Speaker 2: said it was like finding a freshly wrapped piece of
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Speaker 2: hubba-bubba-bubba underneath where a dog had laid one.
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Speaker 1: I said what?
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Speaker 2: Oh, no, that's me. I said finding you and Dad
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Speaker 2: was like finding a fresh piece of hubba-bubba-bubba-bubba gum underneath
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Speaker 2: where a dog had just laid a dog loaf.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you. Never mind.
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Speaker 2: Oh, see, it's laughing now, Mark. I know it.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I know he is. All right, listen. Jason,
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Speaker 1: I'm going to start with Jason, and you two just please...
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Speaker 1: You two? Yeah. Jason, how you doing? It's Phil Henry. Yes, Mr.
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Speaker 2: Henry, I'm doing very fine, sir.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Jason, by the way, congratulations on all the success
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Speaker 1: you've had, both as a young actor and athletically. I
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Speaker 1: know you're... playing football and are you getting ready for
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Speaker 1: a new season?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir. We're going to get ready. We're probably going
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Speaker 2: to play Scumbag High. I can't tell you the name
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Speaker 2: of the school because they're going to get me. We
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Speaker 2: just call them Scumbag High on account of they're our
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Speaker 2: main rival.
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Speaker 1: Okay. He said he can't say.
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Speaker 2: I can't do it on account of that I would
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Speaker 2: get sued.
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Speaker 1: Alright, never mind. Jason, I want to talk to you
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Speaker 1: about the show that we aired. You're an adopted young man.
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Speaker 1: There's a great many young people. There's a great many
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Speaker 1: kids that have been adopted. Some of them are obviously
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Speaker 1: grown adults. Some have lived full lives and passed on.
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Speaker 1: And fortunate they are, many, to find a good family.
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Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
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Speaker 2: Well, like I said, Mr. Turner, I think I know
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Speaker 2: how lucky I've been to have mom and dad. You know,
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Speaker 2: I was born into a family of Jason, would you mind?
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Speaker 2: Don't make it sound like it's going to make me
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Speaker 2: sound like I'm something that you wipe. Jason's going to
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Speaker 2: make it sound like I'm something you find on a
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Speaker 2: toilet seat. I'm not going to say that, Dad. I
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Speaker 2: was just going to say, finding Mom and Dad as parents, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I was fortunate. It was like I was walking through
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Speaker 2: a cow pasture, one turd after the next, and then
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Speaker 2: all of a sudden sitting there up on top of
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Speaker 2: the turd was a diamond ring, and that's my Mom
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Speaker 2: and Dad.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, son.
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Speaker 1: So you're walking... Say that again? Margaret, you sure you
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Speaker 1: want to hear it? Yeah, Margaret, why even... Why... just
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Speaker 1: pound it in. What did you say, Jason?
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Speaker 2: I said when I found you and Dad, or you
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Speaker 2: found me, or we found we, you know. Found we?
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Speaker 2: Did you hear what it just said? Doesn't it go
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Speaker 2: to school?
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Speaker 1: Frank.
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Speaker 2: Sorry.
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Speaker 1: Frank, just.
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Speaker 2: I said, I was walking through, like, I was in
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Speaker 2: the astral plane. I had not yet, I had not
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Speaker 2: yet not been born yet. And I'm walking along in
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Speaker 2: an astral plane.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean an astral plane?
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Speaker 2: It's like an extra-dimensional plane where we are before we're born.
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Speaker 1: This is some wild stuff he's been reading. Go ahead, Jason.
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Speaker 2: And so I'm walking along, and suddenly I see, you know,
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Speaker 2: I'm in a cow pasture, and it's one turd after
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Speaker 2: the next, one puddle of cow urine after the next.
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Speaker 2: you know, and cow farts. And then all of a sudden,
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Speaker 2: there's a big, high-stack cow turd that probably a bull
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Speaker 2: just let loose. And it's stacked up about three, four,
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Speaker 2: five feet high. And then, and then, and then, and then,
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Speaker 2: I'm down, son. And then all of a sudden, on
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Speaker 2: top of it, I see a diamond ring. That's mom
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Speaker 2: and dad, the diamond ring, what I found.
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Speaker 1: I like the imagery. I have to ask you a question.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Okay. What did you have to do to get the
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Speaker 1: diamond ring?
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Speaker 2: Well, that's just it. I had to put plastic over
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Speaker 2: my shoes, and I had to put plastic over my hands,
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Speaker 2: and I had to kind of wade in, and I
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Speaker 2: had to buy new pants. But I got the diamond ring. Oh,
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Speaker 2: my God. So, in other words, to find your mother
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Speaker 2: and I, you said that you had to roll your
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Speaker 2: pants up, put on boots, put on gloves.
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Speaker 1: Did it ever occur to you, Jason, that It might
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Speaker 1: be not the greatest thing to say that we were
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Speaker 1: a diamond ring found on top of a cow turd.
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, what I'm saying, Mom and Dad, is
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Speaker 2: that the two of you went through a lot. The
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Speaker 2: two of you went, you figuratively, you was ingested by
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Speaker 2: a cow and then crapped out. and you still retain
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Speaker 2: the diamondness of you. But even though you're a diamond ring,
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Speaker 2: people in the world out here didn't recognize your value,
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Speaker 2: and they went, uh, and they just threw you into
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Speaker 2: a cow field, and a cow ate you, and then
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Speaker 2: just let it go, and there you were, just on
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Speaker 2: top of the thickest, biggest pile of cow.
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Speaker 1: I get it already.
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Speaker 2: I said... I mean, I've listened to my son, Mr. Henry,
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Speaker 2: talk about me and his mother like we're nothing more
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Speaker 2: than something that, like we're just something laying around out
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Speaker 2: there in the world that a cow looks at and goes,
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Speaker 2: I might as well eat it because there ain't much
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Speaker 2: to eat around here. He eats us and then says, oh,
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Speaker 2: I've got to take a dump, squeezes us out.
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Speaker 1: Do you understand what Frank's saying? No, I don't understand,
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Speaker 1: and I don't see any reason for you guys to
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Speaker 1: get upset.
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Speaker 2: God, Mom, I'm talking about how valuable you are.
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Speaker 1: I know you're talking about that, Jason. But you're saying, essentially,
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Speaker 1: even though we were a diamond ring, we were of
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Speaker 1: no value to anyone until you came along, had to
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Speaker 1: put on boots and gloves... Were you wearing a mask?
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I had to put a clothes peg over
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Speaker 2: my nose, too.
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Speaker 1: So you had to put a clothes peg over your nose, boots, masks,
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Speaker 1: protective gear, to get us off the high pile of
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Speaker 1: a cow....
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Speaker 2: Of a cow turd.
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Speaker 1: Margaret, sit down. You're overheating. Of a cow turd.
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Speaker 2: Yes, so in other words, even though we're a diamond ring,
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Speaker 2: your mother and I, who cares? A cow ate us,
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Speaker 2: and it was only pure luck... pure luck indeed that
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Speaker 2: the cow squeezed one off and we happened to be
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Speaker 2: the last thing that dropped out of its rectum.
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Speaker 1: Well if you want to look at it that way
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Speaker 1: phil henry's laughing folks i'm smiling that's uh frank you
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Speaker 1: have a way a wonderful way of putting things.
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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make you laugh mr henry i'm
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Speaker 2: trying to let you know did you hear what i
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Speaker 2: just said i said that we were the last thing
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Speaker 2: that a cow let go out of.
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Speaker 1: Its ass In the eyes of our son.
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Speaker 2: Well, if you guys don't see a compliment when you
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Speaker 2: see one, and you don't hear a compliment when you
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Speaker 2: see one, or the see the.
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Speaker 1: We don't hear a compliment when we hear one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what to say.
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Speaker 1: We know you love us, Jason.
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Speaker 2: Look, Jason, we know you love us, but it's painful
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Speaker 2: the way you put things. Well, how do you think
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Speaker 2: I felt? When you said adopting me was like finding
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Speaker 2: a perfectly good bologna sandwich laying in the middle of
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Speaker 2: a garbage pit. That's what you said.
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Speaker 1: I did because you were. You were perfect in every way.
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Speaker 1: You had... I don't want to talk to you about
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Speaker 1: the world you came from.
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Speaker 2: I know you said my mom was a crack whore.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if it was... I shouldn't have said that.
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Speaker 2: Margaret, you didn't say that. Margaret, why do you let
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Speaker 2: these things... Why do you let it know these things?
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Speaker 2: You know it can't take the truth.
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Speaker 1: Why do you say it can't take the truth?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can take the truth, Dad, if I come
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Speaker 2: from those kind of circumstances that I did.
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Speaker 1: You know, Jason, I want to say something. You're taking
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Speaker 1: the fact that you're an adopted young man way better
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Speaker 1: than your parents are taking the fact that you, in
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Speaker 1: many ways, adopted them. What is that supposed to mean?
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Speaker 1: You heard what I said.
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Speaker 2: Hey, come on, General. I'm an adult man. I'm a
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Speaker 2: fully grown man, a successful attorney, and you're telling me
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Speaker 2: that it's saying it's taking it better than I can? God,
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Speaker 2: it sounds, dude, another thing, that sounds almost quasi-sexual, saying
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Speaker 2: it's taking it better than me.
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Speaker 1: Do you mind, Frank? That's our son.
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Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry. God damn, Dad. I'm saying that
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Speaker 2: Mom and Dad are great.
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Speaker 1: You love your parents.
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Speaker 2: Who's this?
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Speaker 1: Mr. Hendry.
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Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, yes, sir. Of course I love my parents.
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Speaker 2: I love them very dearly.
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Speaker 1: And you find yourself, you feel you were lucky to
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Speaker 1: find them.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I was. And as I said, I found them,
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Speaker 2: you know, like my dad said it, they were the
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Speaker 2: last thing that a cow dropped out of its ass.
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Speaker 1: Would you watch your language, please?
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Speaker 2: Well, it's true, Mom. You and Dad were the last
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Speaker 2: thing a cow squeezed off before it went off and
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Speaker 2: had a nap. God damn.
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Speaker 1: Well, are you happy? What do you mean, am I happy?
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Speaker 1: You're the one that brought up these analogies, Margaret. Oh,
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Speaker 1: my God, this is Phil. What do you mean, are
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Speaker 1: you happy? Well, Margaret, he's right. You just said she, he. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you did, Mr. Greer.
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Speaker 2: You almost spelled Mr. Henry as she.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, I think that discussion has gone on long enough.
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Speaker 1: The three of you love each other, we know that.
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Speaker 1: You resent the comparisons to bologna sandwich, a big thick
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Speaker 1: roast beef sandwich laying in cow urine, and a diamond
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Speaker 1: ring was the last thing that a cow crapped out
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Speaker 1: of its ass before it had a nap.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty much it. Thanks a lot. Thanks very much, son.
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Speaker 2: You know, I love you, your mother loves you, and
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Speaker 2: look what it did, Mr.
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Speaker 1: Henry.
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Speaker 2: It's loved more than any boy in the world, and
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Speaker 2: it just sunk a knife right into my back. Oh, Dad,
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Speaker 2: I did not go.
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Speaker 1: Being compared to a... Margaret, you're a diamond ring. Just
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Speaker 1: let it lie.
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Speaker 2: There, okay?
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Speaker 1: Phil, as it lies there, it's an account.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's lying there, Mr. Henry, on top of cow loaf. Goddamn,
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Speaker 2: big and soft.
16:49
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, Frank and Jason J. You just hung
16:53
Speaker 1: up on my husband and my son. That's right. That's
16:55
Speaker 1: what I did. Because this conversation, as your very dear
16:59
Speaker 1: and wonderful and warm husband said... I think he said it,
17:02
Speaker 1: has gone on long enough. I don't think he said that.
17:05
Speaker 1: Somebody did say it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So, all right, you were talking during the pre-show about
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Speaker 1: some of the people that you were on 9-1-1 with. Right,
17:14
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to mention any names, okay? Well, Phil,
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Speaker 1: you mentioned it to the pre-show audience. I did, because
17:19
Speaker 1: they're my subscribers. Wow, what a what? Yeah, I mean,
17:25
Speaker 1: I know there's subscribers and everything. That's right. They're my
17:28
Speaker 1: subscribers now. They subscribe to the website, they subscribe to philhenryshow.com,
17:33
Speaker 1: and yes, I share information with them that I didn't share,
17:36
Speaker 1: and I will not share with the audience. Never? Yeah,
17:39
Speaker 1: I will eventually, yes. But there's some value to having
17:43
Speaker 1: a subscription to the website, and one of those little
17:45
Speaker 1: perks is hearing the inside scoop on the stuff we
17:48
Speaker 1: were doing. We were on the show 9-1-1, if you
17:50
Speaker 1: guys are joining us. I did three episodes of 9-1-1.
17:52
Speaker 1: They're going to be rolling out. I think the first
17:54
Speaker 1: one aired last week. I will say that I had
17:57
Speaker 1: a fantastic time working with really great people. And one
18:02
Speaker 1: of the scenes was a very dramatic scene. I feel
18:05
Speaker 1: I did a good job, and everybody said I did. And, what,
18:08
Speaker 1: you think you'll get an Emmy? Yeah, maybe I'll get
18:10
Speaker 1: an Emmy. You're kidding, right? Yes, I'm kidding. Anyway, it
18:15
Speaker 1: was a really, really positive, and I think a breakthrough
18:17
Speaker 1: experience for me as an actor. Yeah. Yeah, that's it
18:21
Speaker 1: right there. Quit being humble and lay.
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Speaker 2: It out there.
18:26
Speaker 1: All right, Phil, so that's very, very good. But you don't,
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Speaker 1: you know, I write a column. Margaret, I'll tell you
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Speaker 1: all about it when the show ends. Okay, because, you know,
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Speaker 1: I write the column A Little Bird Told Me, and
18:37
Speaker 1: I don't tell people where I got the information. Well,
18:39
Speaker 1: that's dumb, because people are going to know, what did
18:41
Speaker 1: you just call me? Margaret, look, if you write down
18:44
Speaker 1: what Phil tells you, people are going to know where
18:46
Speaker 1: it came from, because they're hearing him talking about it now. No,
18:49
Speaker 1: they aren't, because Phil isn't saying the specifics he's going
18:52
Speaker 1: to give to me. Yeah, but Margaret, if you mention
18:54
Speaker 1: the show 9-1-1... and you mention the stuff that I
18:56
Speaker 1: tell you... Oh, I see what you.
18:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
18:59
Speaker 1: Go ahead, yeah. Yeah? What about it? Nothing, nothing, ma'am.
19:02
Speaker 1: Nothing at all. Uh-huh. Look, you guys are getting a
19:05
Speaker 1: little loose around here with the compliments and the insults.
19:08
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm so dumb, Phil, that I'm going
19:11
Speaker 1: to go ahead and just spill it all out there
19:13
Speaker 1: like the little Kintner boy in the dark? Margaret, people
19:16
Speaker 1: are going to know. I know people are going to know.
19:18
Speaker 1: So what are you going to do? I don't know. I'll...
19:21
Speaker 1: I'll use code, you know, things like that. I'll say...
19:25
Speaker 1: A guy that I know, and he's a great, and
19:27
Speaker 1: he does a podcast, and he did a show, and
19:30
Speaker 1: it's about first responders in L.A., and, you know, some
19:35
Speaker 1: of the co-stars he got to work with, and, in fact,
19:39
Speaker 1: got to work with them one-on-one during three 13-hour shoot days.
19:44
Speaker 1: All right, Margaret, that's enough.
19:46
Speaker 2: Thank you.
19:46
Speaker 1: If you want to put that in your column, fine,
19:49
Speaker 1: as long as you're not using that. if you don't mind, okay? Yeah, sure.
19:52
Speaker 1: Did you use names in the pre-show? Yes, I did. Margaret, hey,
19:56
Speaker 1: what can I tell you? I'm the guy with the information,
19:59
Speaker 1: and you got the information. I'm just asking you as
20:02
Speaker 1: a friend not to publish it right away. Yeah. What's that? Nothing.
20:08
Speaker 1: What did you say, Mark? We can't hear. Ms. Gray,
20:10
Speaker 1: what did you say? She's doing it on purpose. I
20:13
Speaker 1: said yes, okay. World-famous Phil Hendry Show at philhendryshow.com. Here
20:18
Speaker 1: from Sierra Madre's beautiful Ted Bell Canyon. And it's been
20:23
Speaker 1: a phenomenal, phenomenal summer. God, what a great summer. And
20:27
Speaker 1: we did a couple episodes of the paper. And, you know,
20:30
Speaker 1: I came back to California more than anything else so
20:32
Speaker 1: that I could move closer to town and and not
20:36
Speaker 1: have to be flying across the country to do gigs
20:39
Speaker 1: or driving two hours in from LA, in from El Pacifico,
20:43
Speaker 1: you know, at Channel Islands Beach. And so I don't
20:46
Speaker 1: think that's a crazy thing. No, it's not a crazy
20:48
Speaker 1: thing at all. It's just, you know, when you're making
20:50
Speaker 1: a topic of conversation and going, yeah, you know, I
20:54
Speaker 1: never did that. Well, you do. Sometimes, Phil, you'll talk about, yes,
20:57
Speaker 1: and another thing, I did a TV show. Yeah, you know. Yeah,
21:01
Speaker 1: you'll kind of lay back and sort of like spread
21:04
Speaker 1: your legs like you just, you know, You're doing the
21:06
Speaker 1: whole manspread? I don't do a manspread, and you know that. Well,
21:11
Speaker 1: it seems like when you talk about it, like talking
21:13
Speaker 1: about the show 9-1-1, it's like you're going, yeah, you're going,
21:18
Speaker 1: all right, yeah. No, it ain't like I'm doing that,
21:21
Speaker 1: and I don't manspread, and you guys know it. Oh,
21:24
Speaker 1: my God. Phil, that's what it sounds like. No, I
21:28
Speaker 1: don't think it sounds that way. I think you guys
21:29
Speaker 1: are just trying to give me a hard time. Okay,
21:31
Speaker 1: so it's been a great summer, I should say. Oh,
21:35
Speaker 1: did I tell you about the dinner that we had
21:37
Speaker 1: last week? I had dinner with my three buddies. Now,
21:39
Speaker 1: this is something. Four of you guys went to a
21:44
Speaker 1: wine tasting? It was here in Arcadia in our hometown
21:47
Speaker 1: over at the Derby restaurant. They had the Paso Robles wines.
21:51
Speaker 1: They had Napa wines. And we thought it would be fun.
21:54
Speaker 1: And it was. We met a couple of really great people.
21:56
Speaker 1: They sat different people at tables. I'm not the biggest
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Speaker 1: wine drinker in the world, but it was great. The
22:02
Speaker 1: only problem with it was outside. It was kind of hot.
22:04
Speaker 1: But you did have a good time. What kind of wines?
22:07
Speaker 1: You know, they had a Cabernet. Nobody knows what he's
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Speaker 1: talking about with this wine thing. I want to know.
22:12
Speaker 1: What kind of wines? Cabernet Sauvignon, a Merlot. There was
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Speaker 1: a Rosé. Was there a good selection of the reds?
22:21
Speaker 1: Did they have the Cabernet Sauvignon? You said Sauvignon Blanc.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
22:24
Speaker 1: It was Sauvignon Blanc, yeah.
22:26
Speaker 2: Blanc, Blanc.
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Speaker 1: What did you call it? I said Sauvignon Blanc. It's
22:29
Speaker 1: Sauvignon Blanc. Blanc. Goddamn, Margaret. Say that one more time,
22:35
Speaker 1: and vomit will just come flying right out of... Excuse me. Nothing, nothing. Seven,
22:40
Speaker 1: you and what? Seven, you and what? It sounds like...
22:43
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're gagging on one. Oh, boy. Hey,
22:47
Speaker 1: wait a minute.
22:47
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait.
22:48
Speaker 1: Bud, get out of here. Just one more step, and
22:54
Speaker 1: I would have had it.
22:58
Speaker 2: Oh.
22:59
Speaker 1: You find that funny, don't you? Yeah, he said this...
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Speaker 1: When you go like that, Margaret, yeah, it did sound
23:03
Speaker 1: like you were... Never mind. World-famous Phil Henry show, executive
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Speaker 1: produced by Phil Henry, me, for Siempre Incorporated, all rights
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