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2049 - Neighbors (HBOMax) s1 eps 1 and 2 with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, you welcome too, Pink Shade. It's Monday? Is
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: it mud shot Monday?
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: It's murder Monday. No, there's no murder. I know. Mayhem Monday.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: Is it Monarch Monday? Is it Mayhem Monday? Is it?
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: It's May Monday?
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: May. It's a Monday in May. It's a Monday in May.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: We had somebody said you could call it, uh, what
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: makeshift Monday? They said, I don't know. Listen, guys, this
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: is a show about neighbors. And I was trying to
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  Speaker 1: think of like a fun word that would wrong. We're
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: gonna be doing this for three weeks, so I was
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: thinking I could come home with something fun. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. It's about neighbors so far. On episode one
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  Speaker 1: in two, nobody dies, now, Keisha, I was so hoping
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  Speaker 1: somebody for die.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let
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  Speaker 2: me defeat myself a little bit here. Okay. Now, if
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: you guys watch the ID channel, you watch Fear of
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: Thy Neighbor. Someone dies a horrible death. Animals have been killed.
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  Speaker 2: I yes, like someone always gets killed. Like I think
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  Speaker 2: of all the seasons, maybe twice someone didn't die on
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  Speaker 2: an episode and when I say die like it is tragic.
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  Speaker 2: Fathers are killed in front of their children.
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  Speaker 1: Like like like like miss A's brother.
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  Speaker 2: I know, yes, stuff like like it is. Children are
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  Speaker 2: traumatized for life because of the things that happen with
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  Speaker 2: these neighbors. This was a walking apark and a nice
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  Speaker 2: sunday with a cool breeze. I'm like, oh, okay, there's
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  Speaker 2: the murder.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I've only watched episode one and two, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if they get worse as we go, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, I don't know. I mean they this was nice.
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  Speaker 2: This is some of this stuff happens in my town
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  Speaker 2: when that shit happen here, Like, we've got crazy people
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  Speaker 2: in this town that behave like some of these folks
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  Speaker 2: in the first two episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna go through the four sets of neighbors
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  Speaker 1: that know, two, four, six, eight we have because we
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  Speaker 1: have two per episodes of four, so eight, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: go through our four sets of neighbors here eight people,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go through our four sets of neighbors, and
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  Speaker 1: you will decide of those four sets of neighbors. At
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  Speaker 1: the end. You have to come up with your verdict
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: of who you would prefer to be your neighbor. Oh
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  Speaker 1: of all the people we talk about, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna always fit to have a good gay neighbor. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think it was gonna put that out there. I
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  Speaker 2: just say I would.
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  Speaker 1: Maurice and his wife and their little daughter in Philly.
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  Speaker 1: They seemed real nice.
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  Speaker 2: And he yeah stuff for that theme they built.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's a backyard situation, and why did
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  Speaker 1: they put that in the front.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was saying.
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  Speaker 1: A percola goes in the back.
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  Speaker 2: Well. Well, with his situation being a front yard situation,
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's what he had to do.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe there was about like that, you know what, you
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  Speaker 1: might be right, Maybe there was no backyard. Maybe they
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  Speaker 1: parked their cars in the back or something.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I wouldn't want that thing in the front.
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  Speaker 2: That was an eye.
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  Speaker 1: Store, I know. I was like, somebody's gonna sue you
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  Speaker 1: for that. Well, we're not to them yet, We're we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. This is Neighbors season one, episode one, and
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  Speaker 1: this episode is called Shoreline Defender, although only one story
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  Speaker 1: is about a shoreline, so we get two neighbor stories
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  Speaker 1: per episode. So on episode one, we're getting the first
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  Speaker 1: the first neighbor set we get is Seth versus Josh
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  Speaker 1: and Shaumont, Montana. Seth is a pierced Goth doomsday prepper
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  Speaker 1: with fangs, with fangs, and his face is pierced in
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  Speaker 1: his wife's face is really pierced. And Josh is a
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  Speaker 1: like a hobbit. He's a hobbit, right.
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  Speaker 2: He's like on the taller side of being a hobbit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yes he is so Okay, So Seth and Josh.
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  Speaker 1: So they live in Shawmut, Montana. And Josh, Josh the hobbit,
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  Speaker 1: tells us in twenty twenty during COVID times, my wife
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  Speaker 1: and kids. Don't know how many kids had the head
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  Speaker 1: at that time. Now he's got three. I couldn't tell
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  Speaker 1: if there was five or three, but right, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's three three three after.
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  Speaker 2: Three, it's like seventeen anyway, so it is nothing matters
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  Speaker 2: after three kids.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's right. And he and his wife got
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  Speaker 1: a plot of land and try to make it a home. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me see if I can find.
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  Speaker 2: This is Josh stood. I'll tell you why. If I
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  Speaker 2: needed someone to defend my gay be Josh most definitely,
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  Speaker 2: with his fake sword and all not a real sword.
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  Speaker 1: No Josh. And then Seth this is Seth.
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  Speaker 2: Well, y'all, what y'all can't see are the things? Now?
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  Speaker 2: I get For half of this episode, I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was one thing, uh huh. But but there's two things
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  Speaker 2: and not things, Like there was a weird growth. He
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  Speaker 2: got them sharpened to be fangs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, somebody did that to him. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah. So for the next episode, I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to take more pictures because on this episode I was
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  Speaker 1: doing it a little like I said, I told you
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  Speaker 1: I have my sister in town, and we had a
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  Speaker 1: baby shower or my niece and nephew, and then today
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  Speaker 1: was Mother's Day. Have you Mother's Day to all the
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  Speaker 1: mother's out there. I hope you all enjoyed it. And
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  Speaker 1: so it was a little crazy. So I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: to like really do my slide show as perfectly as
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  Speaker 1: I would like it. But you can be you can't
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  Speaker 1: watch on YouTube and see the slides. But there's good.
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  Speaker 1: They're good slides, but they're not to my normal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So Seth tells us, Seth with the Fangs tells us
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  Speaker 1: he moved out there to Montana in twenty sixteen, to
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  Speaker 1: get out of all the crazy in Portland, Oregon because
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  Speaker 1: in the twentieth century of each year there's been a plague.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so and that's whereby that. That sums it up
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  Speaker 2: right there. He is one of those crazy I got
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  Speaker 2: to build a blunker conspiracy theory type of people. I
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  Speaker 2: thought he would have like built a dark castle, because
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  Speaker 2: the fucker wants to be Dracula. So I was surprised
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  Speaker 2: when we saw whatever that was he's living in.
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  Speaker 1: What is that? He said, this is my bug out,
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  Speaker 1: was what he called it. And I go, wait, that's
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  Speaker 1: your house that you live in or that's like your
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  Speaker 1: back shed, No, the and it was a house. It
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  Speaker 1: was literally in both of their houses. Josh at least
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  Speaker 1: seems to have a couple of trailers, but yes that
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  Speaker 1: you know, like pre made trailers that yeah, suitable for
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  Speaker 1: a living. But Seth looks like he gathered wood along
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  Speaker 1: the road and patch something together.
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  Speaker 2: Ready for the end of the world, like he would
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  Speaker 2: be the first. He would be dead in round one
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  Speaker 2: because he has no shelter.
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  Speaker 1: A swift wind is gonna come through and follow that
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  Speaker 1: thing down. So he says, there's gonna be a plague,
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  Speaker 1: and so I said, Seth has vampire teeth and double
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  Speaker 1: eyebrow piercings, and his wife, Starla has so many piercings
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  Speaker 1: in her face that I couldn't out them. She's got
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  Speaker 1: them all under here, all over her up in here.
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  Speaker 2: And God believes if you love piercings, great, But if
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  Speaker 2: her skin was so thin, I'm like, if she smiles
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  Speaker 2: too hard, this is all gonna rip.
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  Speaker 1: So Seth has the vampire teeth, the double eyebrow piercing,
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  Speaker 1: Starla has got the piercings in her face. And then
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  Speaker 1: we see he says, when Josh the Hobbit moved out here,
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  Speaker 1: he put up a fence on the road where the
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  Speaker 1: horses go. And not just their horses. There's lots of horses,
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  Speaker 1: he says. Horses have been taking that road for hundreds
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  Speaker 1: of years, he says, you know, And Josh says, our
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  Speaker 1: horses are eating his hay, but they can't get to
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  Speaker 1: where their grain is because of his road.
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  Speaker 2: But the road is on Hobbit's property, right yeah, But
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  Speaker 2: it sounds to me and from when you look at it,
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  Speaker 2: and if you even look at right here, this picture
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  Speaker 2: of him standing in front of.
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  Speaker 1: It, looks like this is a road that just goes
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  Speaker 1: through and his property is to the left, and so
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  Speaker 1: he just put he just put that fence up there
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  Speaker 1: to mark this, and I think you put a fence
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  Speaker 1: on the other side too, but.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's it's all his. So this is what happens.
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  Speaker 2: And you grew up in Mississippi, so like here where
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  Speaker 2: we are, like James's family has a wrench, so where
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  Speaker 2: they are, it's all like that, all this space. And
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  Speaker 2: then you get a new a person who's never had
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  Speaker 2: a big chunk of land comes in and they think, oh, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I can't do this. Well, hey, no, you can't because
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  Speaker 2: what you're trying to do is actually on my property,
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  Speaker 2: which is the case right here, that's Josh's property. Just
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  Speaker 2: because they're used to doing it, which is what we've
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  Speaker 2: always done it this way. Well, too bad, because now
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  Speaker 2: someone actually.
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  Speaker 1: Owns it, right, And that's the problem, and that's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: And that's where I see both of their points, right.
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  Speaker 1: I see Josh just like, this is my place and
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  Speaker 1: I can put a gate up if I want because
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  Speaker 1: I own it. But they're like, yeah, right, but nobody
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  Speaker 1: else out here does that, so that we can use
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  Speaker 1: this road and it sucks, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Yeah, because which one is the hobbit?
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  Speaker 2: Because I cannot keep calling him hobbit.
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  Speaker 1: This is the hobbit. Josh is the hobbit.
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  Speaker 2: Josh is Josh the hobbit. He is the ring carrier.
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  Speaker 2: He is going to carry the ring. Okay, yes, yes, yes, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he is right And what he's doing. Is he a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of an asshole?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps, yeah, yeah, he's guilt more guilty of being an
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  Speaker 2: asshole than anything else. Well, would you walk out directula, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: your fucking land.
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  Speaker 1: I think if he had never bothered me or anything,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, he just went out there and did
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  Speaker 1: it without checking about what people you know, And that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make a good neighbor, because that they would have
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  Speaker 1: been like, Hey, actually the horses go through there, and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes we drive through there to get to town. And
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  Speaker 1: if you've blocked off both ends, now you got to
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  Speaker 1: go completely around it. And I'm gonna tell you something very
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  Speaker 1: very interesting. In fourteen, I went to Hawaii. Is the
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: only time I've went to Hawaii. We went to Mali.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: I went to Mawi with my mom and my sisters. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Oprah has a huge place. Mawi Now, remember I've told
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  Speaker 1: usy million times. We saw her at the Four Seasons
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  Speaker 1: bar followed her out, didn't speak because we were stunned
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  Speaker 1: that we saw Oprah, and she of course got in
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  Speaker 1: our car and we followed her.
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  Speaker 2: So, oh I've not heard that. I did not hear
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  Speaker 2: of this stalker story.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got right in our car and followed
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  Speaker 1: her all the way to her gate. Now she has
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  Speaker 1: a gate that looks very similar to this where her
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  Speaker 1: property starts. It's at the bottom of a huge mountain
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  Speaker 1: that's in the middle of Maui, right, And they hate
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  Speaker 1: her and they hate her because so there was never
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  Speaker 1: a road there. There was never a road there. She
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  Speaker 1: made a road and there are other pieces of property
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  Speaker 1: going up there, and so if you own one of
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  Speaker 1: those pieces of property there's farms and things, then you
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  Speaker 1: can use that road. And Oprah can use that road.
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  Speaker 1: Right before, it was just like gravel, and I guess,
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  Speaker 1: and I think you could come from the other side, right,
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  Speaker 1: you could come from the other side, go up and over.
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  Speaker 1: But Oprah did a road so you could go up
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  Speaker 1: and over and you could completely cross. So if you
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  Speaker 1: imagine the people that are going in a circle around
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  Speaker 1: this mountain, many many miles would love to have a
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  Speaker 1: cut through road because they can think about how expensive
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: gas and stuff is there because everything. Oh yeah, then
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  Speaker 1: so the people of Maui, we're very upset that she
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  Speaker 1: made this road in fenced it because how amazing for
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  Speaker 1: the people of Maui to be able to cut through
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  Speaker 1: to the other side in five minutes instead of forty
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  Speaker 1: five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oprah doesn't watch his anyone using her road.
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  Speaker 1: So she paved it. She did the whole thing. It's private,
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  Speaker 1: she paid for the whole thing. So I remember asking
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  Speaker 1: a we went on like a sunset cruise or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and so I asked the driver of it was from
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  Speaker 1: the mainland, the upper forty eight whatever they say lower
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, the forty estates, not Hawaii. And
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  Speaker 1: I said to him, I said other thing about Oprah's road.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, I can guarantee you because he married a
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  Speaker 1: local and that's why he lived there. He said, I
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  Speaker 1: can guarantee you. No local in Maui knows who Oprah is,
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  Speaker 1: and they do not know that that road is there.
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  Speaker 1: They may have noticed a fence, he goes, But this
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  Speaker 1: is not like a big local story. He said, this
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  Speaker 1: is more of a naturally sorry mainland story. Well, people
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: came in and made this big deal because the celebrity
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  Speaker 1: lives here. He goes, He goes, I bet if I
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  Speaker 1: asked you of eighty percent of my wife's family, they
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  Speaker 1: would not know who Oprah was, and if they did know,
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  Speaker 1: she would they would not know she had that house,
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  Speaker 1: and they would never have been interested in who built
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  Speaker 1: that gate, he said, So.
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  Speaker 2: Just the fact that, like there are people who don't
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  Speaker 2: know who over it is.
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  Speaker 1: He said, no, they have, he said, they're just not
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  Speaker 1: interested in stuff like that. So we kind of reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of this story, Like is that kind of an
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  Speaker 1: asshole move? Yes, it is, but she also owns it
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  Speaker 1: and can do what she wants. And also she's it
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  Speaker 1: would be dangerous for her to have a road leading
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  Speaker 1: right to her house to our house, you know, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: So the.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of a person like you who would go right
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  Speaker 2: up to our house and do boots on a ground
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  Speaker 2: investigative reporting for PHA Podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: We went, We went right to her gate, and we
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  Speaker 1: saw the guy. We saw the guy get out to
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  Speaker 1: like a lock it. We're like, we should keep going,
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  Speaker 1: but every time we passed it. We're like, hey gate,
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  Speaker 1: hey girl. So, okay, I got completely lost about the gate. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So when Josh came out there, he put up the
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  Speaker 1: fence on the road where the horses go. Horses have
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  Speaker 1: been on that road for hundreds of years. And then
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  Speaker 1: Josh says, Seth's horse eat his hay. But Seth says,
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  Speaker 1: my horses can't get to their grain because he's blocked
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  Speaker 1: off the way for them to get to it. And
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  Speaker 1: we see lots of beautiful horses sort of running free.
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  Speaker 2: They do they take better care of their horses than
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  Speaker 2: they do themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Ohnarly percent. Yes, Josh, he hates the horses. And I
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  Speaker 1: know how I thought. I think it would beautiful to
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  Speaker 1: look out there and see those horses running.
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  Speaker 2: But well then you think about you've got shit, horseshit
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  Speaker 2: all on your road that you've paid for. Right, and
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: maybe he's just not an animal person, which makes them
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  Speaker 2: an asshole as well.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you're right, you know you're right. So he shows
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  Speaker 1: us the origin listing of the property. It's green grass fields.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, in these pictures there are no horses. I
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: didn't see any horses when I bought this, yep. So
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Josh tries to shoe them away by like shoeshoe, and
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  Speaker 1: then he scares them off by riding his four wheelers
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  Speaker 1: near them and like yelling and scaring it man like that.
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  Speaker 2: Which makes him an asshole. And so we've got three
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: reasons why he's an asshole. Yes, which is not very
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  Speaker 2: Hobbit life, because Hobbit are a very kind folk. I
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  Speaker 2: just I don't know if youve seen Lord of the
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  Speaker 2: Rings or not, but gentle, he loves a hobbit.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so Seth is Starla say, we have told him
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  Speaker 1: it's illegal to do that, to ride your four wheelers
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  Speaker 1: at the horses, and Randall has told him to.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think that it's illegal, though.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they have any grounds to say
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: it's illegal, right, I don't think they know any laws. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we meet Randall this other neighbor. He's an old guy.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: They seem to be interviewing him in a hotel room.
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  Speaker 1: So they're like, Randall, if you'll do the interview, we'll
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: put you in a hotel room for one night. Well,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, holiday inn, because I'll bet you
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  Speaker 1: he does not have ac We didn't see Randall's home,
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  Speaker 1: but probably not so yeah, I think there's a reason
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  Speaker 1: Randall also has horses. And one day he saw Josh
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  Speaker 1: chasing the horses on the four wheeler and we get
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: ring camera of Randall going to Josh's house and losing
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: his shit on him in front of his wife and
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: his kids. Now here's where I was like, some am
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I gonna get killed?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So here we go.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Here's here's the action. And then it was like a
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: happy ending without the happy.
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  Speaker 1: It was so weird because he was like literally he's like,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I will shoot you dead. You see word, and he
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: is screaming I will kill you in front of his
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: children and like aggressively coming over the fence and the
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  Speaker 1: kids are all running behind their mom.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're thy neighbor, he would have been shot
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  Speaker 2: dead in the head right then and there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, because Josh is like, hey, don't talk to my
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: wife like that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: What what Like if someone said that to my dog,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I'd like get the shotgun, come on, And this is
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: his wife.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: And then at the end he's like, hey, man, sorry
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: about that. I'd love to have you have a barbecue.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: What barbecue? My dad? Wife?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, what's on the menu? And Josh goes, yeah, my
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: kids were completely scared. So now the gate, now the
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: gate is staying up.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't blame them.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So then they see the three kids and them
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: in their makeshift's kitchen and one of the kids goes,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: you know, it's not fun to have the gate. But
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: that's the nature of the beast.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Because he has heard someone say that five hundred times.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: What that kid's eight eight eight, He doesn't know what
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: that means.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: So Seth says, like, what did what did he expect
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: to happen? He moved out to a pasture and put
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: up fences. Of course people are going to be mad.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And Josh says, I have free range out here, and
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: they had free range out here, but now I'm here
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: and I have a right to what is mine, and
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: that road is mine and the fence is mine. So
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Starla is Starla really likes to say they can take
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: the city back to the city. They're city folks that
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: could stay in the city, but she's their city.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Like this is two people from the city who know
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: nothing about owning a pastor. They don't know the rules
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: of it because there are certain rules that go along. Man,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: my in laws will be proud of me right now,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: the let me talking. You have to send them a
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: copy of this bullshit liked listen, you talked me it
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: is there's certain rules when you own land like that,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: and it always gets messed up. You've got a city
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: flicker who's like, Hey, I'm gonna move right here and
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: do whatever the fuck I want because this is the country. No,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: there's still rules and if you fuck up, it can
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: ruin your life out there.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, and that's what's happening here. Yeah, So we see
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: a scene of Seth. He's gonna go try to check
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: on his horses and see where they are, but Josh
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: has locked the gate. So he's like, so, now I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: gotta call the police because I can't use the road.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: So I wonder if the rules of him having the
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: gate up is it has to maybe be open like
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: sun up to sundown so people could go through then,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: like he's allowed to lock it at night or something.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: If it's his slam, he can do he can have
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: it open and closed as he wants.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: But if that's the case, is Seth wouldn't have to
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: call the police to get him to come out there
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: and unlock it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: So the police came, they told him there is nothing
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: they could do about it. I'm missed up part.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: On this part. The police did not come. He's just like,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call the police again to get
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: him to open it because I can't get to the
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: horses if he's got it. So to me, there probably
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: is a rule on it, like you can have the gate,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: but like during certain hours it has to be open
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: for people to travel through, I would imagine, so they
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: can't use the road. So now we see that Josh
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: and his wife Brittany are doing online court versus Seth.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: So Seth says Josh has pushed his easement onto other
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: people's properties and put up a fence, and the court goes, well,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: you know, we'll schedule mediation, and Seth is like, we're
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: entitled to a speedy trial and the judge is like, sir,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: that's for criminal cases and this is barely civil. Barely civil.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: He's like uh and we're done.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's like, this is bullshit.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Josh then tells us about his hobby of singing songs
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: from the Hobbit movie, and I was impressed. I gotta
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: tell you, I went and looked up this he's called
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: the Bearded Bard online. But then I went and looked
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: up this well mare well w E l l E
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: m a ari. I went and looked at this specific
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: song and it has over six million views.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen like the TikTok videos where they
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: show you this is why people shouldn't go in this
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: part of the sea and it's got those Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like that a little bit. So I
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: was as impressed as I a person like me could
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: be impressed with a person like Josh.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: It was it was interesting that he was part of
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: that kind of community, and he I went looked he
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: has right now two point two million followers on TikTok
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: and that one is five thousand a lot. That's a lot.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: So he says, you know, his neighbor drama has gotten
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: him a lot of views. So he's being called some
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: words that I won't say here, but basically slurs towards
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: mentally disabled people. He's being called a liberal. He goes,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: every time I get called a liberal, I have to
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: assume it's seth because only somebody that's like a super
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: super conservative doomsay prepper would call me a liberal. Right,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: because I mean he's right.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: So Seth says, Josh really has to stop worrying about
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: the neighbor drama and stop posting about it, like we
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: need to get together as neighbors. We need to get
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: together as we the people and do something about the government.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's where he lost any chances he had with me.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: We're lost right in and there.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, she's one of these, Okay, but Seth
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: wants to call the police. Seth wants to use the quos.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah, okay, So you can't have it both ways, Seth.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: You can't have it both ways. No, you cannot.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: So Seth is a conspiracy theorist, and he gives us
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: lots of his conspiracy theories. It was like wooh, and
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: it was doing like a swirly thing all around, and
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: he says, I just want people to wake up. If
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: people knew what I knew, the world would change. Like
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: all right, Seth, go sharpen up your other teeth, get
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: out of here.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I mean every Dracula movie vam cars do know a lot,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Mary pay That's true. They live in mine and they
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: lived for centuries, and you know they can suck your
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: blood and see your memories, and they know it all.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: So you're not a very point. I forgot about that. So,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, I really feel like he probably carves those
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: teeth down for when it's the end of time, so
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: he'll be able to like bite into meat and stuff
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: and carve it up for his family may pay.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I did not think that, But that makes a lot
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: of sense.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I bet it. I bet totally. That's what is something
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: weird like that, like one person in the family has
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: to be able to cut meat with your teeth. Yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you're right.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Back to Josh, she says, my wife, Brittany is gonna
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: leave me if I can't provide as a husband. So, like,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: all this stuff is like really worrying to me. And
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: if all this neighbor stuff didn't happen, I wouldn't be
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: in such a bad financial and emotional state with my wife.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know why the neighbor stuff has put him
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: in a bad financial state. I don't understand what his
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: job is.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: No, I think your wife is pissed off because you
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: spend more time playing dungeon and dragons, uh huh, singing
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: in a quartz heead or whatever. The hell are you
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: doing and trying to make money off of TikTok balls.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think he has a real job. I think
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: that's part of the problem.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think he has a real job either.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. So Seth shows us a cave that he's
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: blasting girl. He's getting ready for the end of the world,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: and he says, if he and Josh were getting along,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: they would invite them. And you know what, even though
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Josh is a shithead, he would probably still save them.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: That's nice yet, because he wants to drain him dry,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: so therefore he can live. It's not for the survival
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: of Josh, it's for the survival of Seth. Okay, it's
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: a trick.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: So now we see Seth and Starla are on their
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: horses and they see Josh sitting on his four wheeler waiting,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: and Starla rides up to him and she's got like
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: this rope thing and she goes, did you guys lose
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: this out in the field?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I found it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah, we've been looking for that. So
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: she gives him the row. He's like, oh thanks, and
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: he goes over to where Brittany is sitting in the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: truck and she goes, you know, that's all for show.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: They're not supposed to be out here. I was like,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I think Brittany is I think Brittany is running this
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: run of the show. And Josh would be like, okay
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: with him, but he's trying to keep his wife happy.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: He's just trying to keep a wife period. Yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: So then we see Seth and Starla and their son,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: whose name is Kale k A L E Kale Again.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: He lost me again, like I am all for uniqueness
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: when it comes to names. Clearly that was just a
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: little bit two goddamn far from me. Cale.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: They're out there target shooting and you know, trying to
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: blow out their cave, and they're talking about their stupid neighbor.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if Cale lives out there full
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: time or he was just visiting. I couldn't tell.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Well, if I were Kill, it just be a monthly visit.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I would not want to.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Live out there. Where would his room be? Just in
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: one of those shanty board rooms.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. Do better for yourself, kill.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is that a Superman reference name?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: No, that's kel l k E L Dash because that's
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: what Nicholas Cage named his son.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: You're right, yes, absolutely right.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And I do not know one thing about Superman. I
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: just know that that is what You're right. Yeah, you guys,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I need to get on Jeffrey.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: So the mediator is a dude named r J. He
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: comes up on a motorcycle. He says he doesn't have
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: a lot of hope for this, and also this is
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: his first time ever being a mediator.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: And he never needs to be a mediator ever again
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: in life. He did nothing.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: He posed on his motorcycle like he thought he was,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like he thought he was on a photo shoot. So
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Seth says, listen, ninety percent of the problem can be
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: solved if Josh takes down his gait. That road is
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: a public road, and Josh goes, No, all of that
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: land five and fifty acres is private and it's owned
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: by different individuals. And Seth goes, we understand that that
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: part is your property, but it is a road. And
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: when you put a gate up on the road, you know.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And so this is where I get both sides. I
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: get both sides. Yes, that is his property, and maybe
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: his easement runs out to where the road is. I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: don't necessarily think he had a right to block off
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: the road on both sides. But again I see both sides.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I see both sides. He should have checked with somebody first.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: You should have checked with somebody first. And when you're
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: buying land, these are kind of questions you need to ask, yes,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: because they both should have asked, like, well, what if
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: this were to happen, what.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: If somebody buys this land?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, And sometimes it's just the matter of a few
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: feet that makes all the difference right there, and it
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: usually has something to do with a goddamn route.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so Seth says, we know what's your properly property,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: but it's a road. So what if every single person
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: out here put up a gate, how would we function?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Nobody could get anywhere. And that's a great point too,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: if every single person put up a gate. So, and
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you know, here's what I think. I think if somebody
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: on the other side of Josh's property put up a gate,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: then Josh would be fucked right, But he hasn't thought
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: about it that way. So then they fight about the
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: online stuff. He's like, you're bullying me online and dah
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: dah da da, And.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Then Starlin's they're both doing it.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: They're both doing it, but.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Josh has way more followers.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know what if I do self the same,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I would have looked him up to I'm like, two,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sure Starla is all mad. She walks away and
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: she says, I'm gonna I'm gonna knock that bitch's teeth
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: down her throat, and Josh's like.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, that would have made the episode a little bit
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: more interesting for me. I'm like, okay, I was like
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: a fight.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Now I'm saying, now, Brittany has been threatened now by
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: two people on the show. That's why I think Britney
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: is the problem. I think people they're like, Brittany's once
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: started this and she's just getting Josh to do it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: For her to do all that, Yeah, get yeah, you're
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: probably right.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: So as they walk off seth is saying to startline,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: it's not worth it. It's not worth it to beat
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: up his little hobbit ass. It's not worth it. Let
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: the law take care of it.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Here we go again.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, now you want the law to take care of it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: The law.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Now he believes in the law.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, of course.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: The closing scene with these two is Seth and his
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: friends playing Dungeons and Dragons. Seth tells us he's a
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: dungeon master, which I guess is a big deal. And
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: he also knows that Josh is a dungeon master, and
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: he goes and he was just a cool neighbor. I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: could have invited him over.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. We can keep it cool. But
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not stepping aside. I can we meet in the
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: middle on the road and play Dungeons and dragon because
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: this is no No one wants to go over to Sesso.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: It was dark. If we had to, let's say we
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: had no choice, we had to have dinner at either
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: one of their places.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, where would you want to eat? I'm going
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: to Josh and Britney's. They they got some good food.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Over there, because somebody they look like they're eating pretty
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: good everybody.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Starla and Seth look they not look healthy, anemic they did, and.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Very thin skin like they look like they have not
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: been in the sun. But the coloring of their skin
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: says they're in the sun too much.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know they also allegedly maybe look like
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: they were dabbled in meth. Okay, I mean maybe Okay,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go to our next uh neighbors story. And
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: this one is still on episode one, and this is
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida. Now this is near and
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: dear to my heart.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Santa Rosa Beach is right near destined. I did tell
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: my sister to watch this, and she's like, I don't
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: want to watch. If somebody's gonna die, I go. Unfortunately,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: nobody dies. Bummer, I'm sorry.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Murder is bad.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Murder.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I don't that I like murder.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, but we I thought these neighbor stories
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: were going to end up a little more dramatically. Although
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: when we get to the next one after this that
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: was pretty good. It could end up dramatically. Okay, So
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: our next neighbor story is Sarah. So Sarah Santa Bla,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Santa Rosa Beach, Florida. So we have a cute girl
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: named Sarah Day. Let's see pull her up there. She
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: is lovely.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I liked her style, like like your style, gees or
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: a tank top.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Look, yeah, she's cute. We like her. And they are
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: arguing about this little not that guy. They're arguing about
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: this little plot of land. Okay, so when they drew
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: it out like this, m h. And if you're looking,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: you can see where you come down the boardwalk directly
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: in front of you, probably ten feet to either side.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: All the way to the beach is public, but everything
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: else on either side is private beach that is owned
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: by the people that own those homes. So if you
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: live in those homes on the red on the right,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: you can use that beach in front of you. If
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: you use the homes of the blue roofs on the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: other side, you can use those homes, okay, Which.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: If you don't know, this is rather confusing. And if
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: there's like no like signs or anything, how would one.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Know it looks like it looks like when you walk
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: out that boardwalk to the left and the right, I
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: saw like those your triangle signs that they set up
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to like advertise businesses and stuff that says this is
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: from this point forward is private property. But I don't
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: know you, I don't.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Know most people are not. Here's the thing you're running around,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: you're chasing your kids, Yay, there's the water. That's all
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: you're really thinking about, you know what I mean? This
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: would have been a perfect example to have a fucking gate.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Can we use Josh's gates right now on the beach.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Or literally take that boardwalk away and don't make that
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: a public beach access because that one little liver is confusing.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: It is very very confusing. And this happens a lot.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: It's very interesting. So we have Sarah Day. She says,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: there's a beach area that I like and one tiny
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: piece is public and the rest is private. And the
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: property manager, Brent, he just comes out there to drive
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: us away. And there's Brent God blessing his job, doing his.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Job, but he does need to stay out the sun
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: because he's a little I don't know what color that is.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: It's it's not healthy. It's melanoma, is what color he is. Yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: So Brent comes out and harasses people, and it seems
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: like he says, I just wanted to let you know
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: this is private property and if people maybe get nice
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: and moving, some people are like, fuck off. My wife
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: and kids and I just sat down and it took
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: us an hour to get settled. No I'm not moving right.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: I think he gets a lot of that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: He gets a lot of that, and he says, I
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: don't know Sarah. She keeps coming out here maybe she's
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: in love with me. She has to drive past ten
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: public beaches to come to this one. Later, she says,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: this is the closest one to her house, So I
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I think. The thing about this is
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: is that it's private. A lot of people know it's private,
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: but some people are like, but man, there's not a
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: big crowd of people in this chunk of like I'm
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: going here, yeah, because that's what we kind of have
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: done before in the beaches in Gallaton. You kind of
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: go where you know it's fucking private, and you hope
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: you don't get caught because there's not a mass crowd
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: of people over there. What she's doing.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: That's so we see a lot of videos of Brent
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: filming people and saying you're on private property. And I
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: just said, it is. It is crazy that nobody has
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: beat the shit out of this guy. It is. It is, yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: But he's doing his job's doing his job. So we
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: meet a property owner named Eric Wilhelm. Now I did
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: look him up and he does have a huge He
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: is really rich and it's a huge business.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: He's really really rich.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: So he says the beach has always been private, it's
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: atained by the homeowners who take care of the turtles.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: We fill the holes. And it squelched the anarchy on
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: these beaches because these beaches, Santa Rosa Beach, thirty a Destined,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: all these these are the most gorgeous beach you've ever seen.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: The water is completely clear, the sand is white. It's
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: like being in the Caribbean. It's incredible. So everybody wants
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to go there for vacation. Right. So also you get
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: people like John and his buddies, or you know, you
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: get college kids, high school kids whooping it up and
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: acting nuts. So he says, you know it, once we
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: got the signs up, he says, has always been private,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: but once we got the signs up, it squelched the
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: anarchy a little bit because people would come up to
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: our deck and steal our chairs.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine We're like, oh, I don't have it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Oh we only have three chairs, we have four people.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Let me just walk up on that person's deck and
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: take one.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: That is really like whole things like never mind, And
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: a lot of people think like that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: And people would come in poop under his house.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Who does that?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine, like I don't feel like walking out
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: to the public access bathroom.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Take a shit.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna poop under this person's house. That is disgusting, disgusting.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: So we see some back and forth with Eric Wilhelm,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the property owner and Sarah Day just like online and stuff,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and Sarah goes, of course, you know, his go to
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: is to call me a hysterical liberal and some other
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: unkind words. Then we meet this person named Shoreline Defender.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: He is crazy, like I cannot stomach people like him.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: He we have a guy down here, uh huh, who
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: is one eminem away from a stroke and a heart attack.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, who behaves like this, And he is one
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: of the most horrible people have ever met in mind.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: He is a harasser. He threatens, He gets in your
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: face like he is a piece of shit on top
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: of a piece of shit, and he I could go on,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I could, We could do a whole podcast on this
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: motherfucker right there. But he isn't worth it. But he
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: is just like this. You can't get that close to me,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: get that came off my face. I'm gonna amace you.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna shoot all this stuff.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, well you're talking about Mike.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Oh is that Mike? I got that?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Mike. Okay, Shoreline Defender is the guy who
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: wears the scary mask.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was scary, even to me, that was scary.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: And literally surgical gloves everything. So you can't tell what
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: color his skin is. That we need nothing, you can't
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: tell anything. So he's they disguised his voice, and he
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: says he started this page to monitor the beach situation,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to show that how these property owners are assholes. And
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: it started when Brian Latrelle of the Backstreet Boys got
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: involved and was ensued the county to keep people off
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: his private beach. And the he said, you know, and
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: now the homeowners, how are these losers like Brent the
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: sunburnt scarecrow to go down there and get people off
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: the beach, and then when they won't get off the beach,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: he calls the police on them.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta admit, if I knew Brian lived in
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: one of those houses, there's no way I would have
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: a bandanna tied around my head, having a Backstreet Boys
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: for Life t shirt, have a sign of singing a nothing.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: But okay, that would be it would be it would
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: be worth the police coming out and telling me I
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: have to move lots of things.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I was that clos Lots of famous people have houses
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: down there in that area and so, and I think
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: if you don't draw any attention to it, people never know.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: So Shoreline Defender and Sarah are developing an app that
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: shows what is public space on the beaches. So you
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: just go down to the beach with your app and
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: it says you're twelve feet from the line, you're ten
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: feet from the line, whatever. And Brent looks at it
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: from his house. Brent the sunburns crow and says, this
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: is not even a good app. I can't make it work.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: It's gonna like it tells me out of the beach,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: and I'm not. This whole app is going to cause
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: total chaos, right, Oh gosh, okay. But now we meet
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Mike and his fiance Stacy. They are First Amendment auditors.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: This is the guy that's the asshole. He's crazy. This
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: guy's crazy. He says, we used to be part of
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: a religious cult. We were Mormons. And they went back
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: in with hidden cameras and recorded a lot of the
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: secret ceremonies to expose it, which we got to see
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: some of that's kind of coal.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like they need a show all about just that
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: That was interesting, That would have been great.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I like this.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: He carries mace, he carries a taser, he threatens to
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: taste people, he threatens to mace people, and he goes,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know if some psycho kills me, it's my time,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: and says he goes, he'll go doing something he loves
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: when he married.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Let him marry you first, so he can make you
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: the beneficiary on the life insurance hers not you don't
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: want to die, I fiance, you gonna be a widow?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Come on, girl.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: So we see Mike, the first ameniment auditor, have a
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: fight with Brent the Sunbrk scarecrow about the private property,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and Mike starts going, go tell your backstreet boy, tell
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: me why I wanted that way. It's so annoying. It's
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: so annoying, annoying person. And then they're doing this camera
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: worker that I don't like. Where they're doing it like
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: up like bird's eye view, and I didn't like that
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I look reminded me of this one time I took
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: one too many edibles. Oh yeah, and I saw a
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: monkey riding on a fucking elephant and everything looked just
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: like that. It brought that horrible, horrible, horrible.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: That's not good. I didn't like that.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I like it, gaybe it makes you feel carsick almost, yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I kept like, how did they just just listening and
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: kind of looking away? And then a lady comes up
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: with her umbrella and is like poking.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: It at him.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: He's like, lady, I will tell you. And then and
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: then some other guy comes up as like quick cursing
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: in from me. I don't give a funk about your kids.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I'm out here, you know all this very he's the
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: police comes. He argues with the police. So Sarah calls Mike,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: the First Amendment defender and says, listen, I understand what
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: you're doing and I appreciate it, but your video and
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: threatening violence could really set us back. And you threaten
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: and you use our app to threaten violence some people,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: and that's really He goes, I don't knock this guy's
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: teeth down his throat, and she goes, I really don't
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: want you to do that, Like we're really trying to
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: handle this peacefully, so you're fucking up. Basically is what
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: she's telling them, you're messing up. We're trying to do. Yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: so shoreline defender in his mask, as I was say, guy,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: he's gotta be hot in that mask. In Florida, they
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: he and Sarah talk and they say, okay, this, this
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: isn't good having this guy involved. So Sarah says, Eric
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Wilhelm has agreed to sit down and talk to her. Okay,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: they go to sit down to talk and immediately it divulges,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: and I think she was a little bit at fault
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: she was. I agree she was, because he's called her
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: so many names online and stuff, and she's like, you're
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: so disrespectful you call me these names. He's like, I'm
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: trying to like come up with a solution, but she's
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: like immediately gets pissed.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. It is also disrespectful what she's
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: doing going on property that he has paid for.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I agree with that too.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: It's like, Okay, you're not getting it. Yes, it is
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: an inconvenience to you. You're not able to do exactly
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: what you want to do. But you're also I would
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: be pissed off and so much. Just came in my
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: front yard and started a barbecue but first of all,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: you're gonna slide me a plate to the side. But
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: still someone is in your front yard doing what they
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: want to do with something that doesn't belong to them. Yeah,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: and she just doesn't get it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Well, it's interesting like at Baldhead Island you can have,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you know, a twenty million dollars home, a four million
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: dollars all these homes right on the beach.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Hey, don't tell me you live in a twenty twenty
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: million dollar home, Mary Page. I'm going to stay this song.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Do you think if I lived in a twenty million
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I would be selling poshmark And No, that's where I
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: would be right now. I would never leave. I would
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: have a helicopter to take me in and out. No,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: but there are What I'm saying is there's huge homes
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: and then there's regular beachfront homes that are smaller, bigger.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying it doesn't matter what kind of house
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you have. If you're on the beach at bald Head,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: people are going to be right in front of your house.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: They don't have any of this. The beach in front
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: of your house is private. None of that applies. Oh okay,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: that's not even a choice, not even a choice. So
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: it's just different everywhere you go, right, But they have
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: put up the signage to say this is private beach,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: and people are just like, I'm just gonna go, so.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Don't give a fuck. Yeah, maybe they won't catch me.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: That's what we've done before, Like hopefully they just think
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: we live in one of the houses. But here's a thief.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: People know who they know, who their neighbors are.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking out and I don't know any of
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: these people, right. No, So we get a terrible shot
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: of Eric and his giant belly, like just sitting in
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: this living room chair. They did him dirty, and he
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: goes My wife and I worked really hard for this life.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: We worked really hard to have this house, and we're
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: gonna fight for them. We're gonna fight for the private beach.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: And then the next shot is Sarah Loan and your kids.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Up to go to the beach.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: So no resolution, no resolution. Okay, now we're going to
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: go to season one episode to the farm.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Girl.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is in this was close to comfort. This
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: is in Kokomo, Indiana, and these neighbors are Trevor and Darryl. Okay,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Darryl and his I think husband Bruce live next door
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: to Trevor and his pregnant, pregnant girlfriend Auto. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's his.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Was it his wife? No? No, no, no girlfriend.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: So Trevor and Autumn live with Trevor's grandma Judy. Okay,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: So Darryl and Bruce are the couple. Okay, let me
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: see if I can pull them up. So Trevor has
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: decided to make his This is Darryl.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Darryl.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I love Darryl. He was so happy to be on
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: the front page of the paper.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, it took me ten minutes of just
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: stuttying in that hair because I wanted to know all
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: about the hair. Is it hair club for men? Is
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: it a two peg? Is it a full half wig?
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: What was it? What hair was? And his husband looks
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: like a younger version.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Of him that I think Bruce is working with a
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: hair piece. But I think Darryl has his own hair
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Mary Payne cut.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna need Bunkie Lindsay the weigh in on
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: this one, because I'm not quite sure. I don't know
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: what to think.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's just like he's just combed it long.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: But I think Bruce has got a piece because see
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Bruce didn't getting all the way in the pool because
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: he didn't want to mess up there.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I mean that, that's that's how I am, like, I'm
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: not getting in that water. Pay too much for this hair.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: So this is Trevor and his girlfriend Autumn, okay.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Are sharing a belly right there in that picture right there,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: like it's mad.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: They trolled Autumn so bad they made her seem I
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: mean they she you know, she's making these jokes about Yeah,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to be in line that she's doing weird
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: things with her face and they keep catching it like
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: they're making they're making her look like Sarah Mary Catherine Gallagher,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: like sometimes that's gonna face idea like this.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: That's what That's how she came off. Yeah really, but
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: then again it probably stinks there, Oh for sure it does.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got bad allergies. So Trevor decided to
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: make his Grandmam Judy's backyard a farm.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: And I'm just gonna say this right here, Okay, this
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: person knows nothing about farming. No, he knows nothing about animals.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: And I don't know this, but I would not want
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: to be one of Trevor's animals. I just wouldn't want
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: to be He doesn't look like he knows what he's
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: fucking doing.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: They definitely don't have enough space.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: He's probably feeding them all the same food. The chickens are.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: The pigs are eating chicken feed. Yes, the chickens are
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: eating pigs like it's all mixed together.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Like no, it's it's a situation.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: So he has chickens, goats, pigs, sheep, turkeys, ducks, and rabbits.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: And Daryl can tell you exactly how many he has
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: of each, right repeatedly.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: So I said, you know, poor Autumn's homely and they
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: can't keep zoning in on her her noise, and just yeah, okay.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: So Bruce and Daryl think Trevor is taking advantage of
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Judy because Judy's about their age. And Trevor says he's
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: going in to get a special exemption for rezoning. He says,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you know, we don't live right in the city. We
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: live in the suburbs, so I think I'll be able
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: to get this special exemption for rezoning. We see Daryl
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: going to the city council over and over and over,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: like every month, there's a city council meeting, which I
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: think that's what this is. It's a county board, is
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: a city council. He goes every time and complaints. So
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: they do a little walk through with Darryl and Bruce
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: at their house and he's like, here's this, here's that.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: They have an amazing pool, they have a lovely backyard.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Let's get a shot of the Let's get a shot
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: of the pool again. And there they are beautiful. This
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: is their retirement. This is their retirement. And Daryl lets
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: us know he wears Calvinklin obsession. It's a soft scent,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: not too heavy, so cute.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: About nineteen eighties right now with Calvin Klin obsession. It's
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: so cute.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: And so we see Bruce Darryl at their local restaurant
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: telling every person that works there, everybody that comes past
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: the table, all about the farm animals. He's like one
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: hundred ducks, twelve sheep, two turkey. He tells everybody a
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: different number.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, he does the numbers. He's like me, when I
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: tell a story, it just changes every single time.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: He's like my dad, he says, he makes every number
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: bigger than it needs to be. Yes, makes a better story,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: does now we find out a bit about Trevor's past.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: So Trevor, that's Trevor again. Trevor tells us he lived
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: at home for a while after high school. He felt stagnant.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: He was so bored, and he met a girl. They
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: were together for about four years and er, well she
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: only fans and stuff like that, and I did that
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: with her. But you know, we had a lot of fun.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: We traveled. We got to go to big yacht parties
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: in Miami. You would just walk there be naked girls
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: and we were like filming scenes there.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what. When he said, we know
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: what you were filming, And I tell you what, that
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: was the only time we saw Trevor krak a smile.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: He was so happy throughout this whole thing. He was
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: not happy about the baby. He did not see happy
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: about the pigs. He did not seem happy about the
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: farm that he says that he is the greatest thing ever.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: He only smiled and looked happy right then and there.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: He was very happy about it. And like, how often
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: do you go in a blind day with the girl
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: and the girls like let's fuck and we.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: See it happens a lot.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Actually, poor Autumn is sniffling and shuffling and snuffling like.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: She walks into the room. He goes, hey, hey girl,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: what you're doing? She just I'm annoyed, and he goes, okay, well.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: For the day.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Did she hear all that shit?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: She heard all of it, buddy, he used to be
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: a port.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're okay.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: You know what. He's got the look if you look
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: at him now, it's just testing. But if you take
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: away the beer belly, uh huh, give him a house.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: He has a very handsome face.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I could see it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I guess he is an OnlyFans horror.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: He's fuckable. Not right there, No no no no no
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no no no,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: not right there. You gotta go back years. Okay, he's
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: cute like brown eyes, long eyelashes, you know, dark hair.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: He's cute.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: See it, he's cute. Listen.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: He said, this life is more fulfilling than the life
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: he was living with the flesh.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I don't believe him. With him, I think she broke
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: up with him. He had no choice but to go
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: back to Grandma's house to start a farm.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Something happened for he had to get out of the industry.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, he did so.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Then we see a neighbor named Jim Thompson. He's been
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: affected and he's gonna he's also been going to the
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: council meetings. He's trying to talk some sense into Trevor.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: And uh, Trevor, as he's talking to him, I like,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: is he trying to take down a tree because he
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: was getting ratcheting some very thick cord across the two trees.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: But no, he was making a tightrope to walk between
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: the trees.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: May and Paty. I think he just gets up in
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: the morning and says, you know what, I think that's
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: a good idea. Yeah, with no thought given to it.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Not the right supplies, no, not a Google search, nothing
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: like that, just whatever it is in his head. And
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: that's what he goes with for the day. And that's
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: why the animals are in danger.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: It is crazy and he uh, he tells production. He
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: goes it's crazy because like they think they're making me mad.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: They haven't even seen me mad. Like, wait until they
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: see me mad, they're gonna think, oh, wow, he's fucking crazy.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: You know what, this was the wild West, there'd be nothing,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: nothing stopping me from problem solved. You know, a well
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: armed society is a polite society. And then he shows
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: production his gun hidden in his closet.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Why did you do that on camera? Because basically what
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: you did was you.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: The threat, made a threat and showed the gun and
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: we don't know if it's registered or what. Right.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: He's the type of person he would like shoot himself
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: in the foot trying to clean his own gun because
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: he knows nothing about guns, nothing at all.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Darryl goes to a self defense class taught by another
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: old guy named I'm sorry, Darryl, I'm sorry to tell you,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: but taekwondo is not gonna help you if Truvor's got
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: a gun.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Now with that, not with those lifeyt and not with
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: those like he was supposed to be catching like it
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: was picking the guy the growing area. He was kicking
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: the thing in the knee. It's like it's not gonna.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Work, funny. And the size difference between he and Eddie
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: and Eddie's like, you gotta use your hand like a knife.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, just get him like a okay.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: It was Daryl likes to go there because he likes
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Eddie rubbing up on o man, putting him in a chokehold.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: That's why he really goes to that class.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: It was yeah, but Eddie goes, listen, your neighbor like,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: he's not gonna back down, but if you shut him
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: down one time, he'll be shut down forever. Please do
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: not encourage Darryl to go over and make hand to
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: hand compact with Trevor. Please do not.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: It's not no, no, Then it would turn into a
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: fear of that neighbor episode.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, then it would. God bless. So Darryl and Bruce
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: meet with the home inspector who comes by and says,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. Your property value is going
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: down fifty K because of what's going on next door,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: and another sixty k because that's your view. And he goes,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: so this is affecting your property value by approximately one
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: hundred and two thousand dollars.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: That's awful, that's bad.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Daryl gets on the horn. He starts to own tree.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: He gets on the horn. He tells everybody, you gotta
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: go to the city council. It's five thirty. You gotta go,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta go. And you know what we heard. We
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: heard Trevor is an adopted grandson.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: When he said that like he is really digging down
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: deep in the family tree. He's got all the information.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Lucked man, look, because how dare an adopted member of
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: the family do all this?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, funny, well flairst of all. Driver later
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: says he's adopted.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: He's goning to adopt a grandchild.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: So he's lived. He says, he's lived there almost his
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: whole life, right, So obviously he is an adopted child
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: that lived with the grandma. Probably mom and dad lived
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: there too, so it's not like Judy lost her mind
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: and adopted Trevor when he was thirty.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Hilarious. So Bruce and Daryl are in bed, and I
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: love these night cameras because Daryl's like, I just don't
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Want'm so worried about tomorrow, and Bruce is like, it's
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: going to work out. But he's like rolling his eyes
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: back in a second. He's trying to go to sleep, and.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: He's sick of hearing about this shit like it. Can
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: you imagine that's all he talks about.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so funny. Okay, So then we see Judy.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Judy is praying for Trevor and all his endeavors and
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: let whatever the right thing is going to happen. Happen
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: and bless Autumn and the sweet baby.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Then we did don't want to be alone.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I think that's right.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: I think that's what it really is.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: And Trevor in Autumn like pray before the big meeting.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: All right, the meeting begins, Trevor is like turning around,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: trying to hate of the neighbors. And Trevor says, Grandma,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: nobody can look me in the eye. She said, don't
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: worry about just turn around. It's because you smell like
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: goat shit, just because you didn't show tell he didn't.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: You could tell he didn't.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: No, he looked dirty.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: So Trevor gets up with Autumn and Judy and says
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and then he's like, y'all can sit down. He says,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: when he said that I damned fell off the bed,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: it's not your house.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: All about him, Like, I'm like, it is not your house.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: You need the pregnant woman up there with all her
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: allergies and sinus, so maybe get you a sympathy vote
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: from at least one council member.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: But he's like women folk, he says. He says, I
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: have a private farm. I'm using it for my own knees.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not selling anything, and I'm asking for an exemption.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: And they said, so you don't even own this house,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: and he goes, it's my grandmother's house, Judy, and Judy's like,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I stand by everything. Trevor is saying, now here's what's interesting.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: It's a private farm. He's not selling he has ghast, chickens, sheep, turkey,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: he's not selling anything. He's not selling eggs at the
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: farmer's market. He's keeping these animals for what.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: So that's what makes no sense? Like he okay, let's say, yeah,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: I have pigs because.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: We eat the pigs because you're gonna make bacon out, yeah,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: and eggs every morning. Does he know how to properly
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: do that? If he's using the animals for food, does
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: he know how to properly do that? I don't think so.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think so either.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: So he just wants of his pets. I guess I
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: don't know. So lots of people get up to say
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: they're against it, and they're saying it's going to negatively
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: affect their property values by X amount. So the board goes, okay,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: So we have the animal issue, we have the trashiness.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Of the property issue. You like, what do you think?
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: So if we voted down, he has to get rid
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: of the animals right away. Yes, d d d all
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: in favor plug. So it gets voted down. He does
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: not get his attemption. He cannot have the animals there. Yeah,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: so Judy gets She goes up to Darryl and goes, Darryl,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: you just stop putting everything on Trevor. It's not his fault.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: He's a good boy. Terryl goes, he's the one that
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: brought in the animals. And Judy used to have a
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: really nice house. And she goes, it is still a
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: nice house. And Daryl goes, no, you don't. Now it
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: looks like, well I shouldn't say that. I'm just going
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: to keep it to myself.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, I wanted to know what he was
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: gonna say personally, like, please subscribe it, Darryl, Please tell
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: us what it looks like.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Darryl is a character that's He's like a character that
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Harvey Korman or somebody would have played on the Carebornet Show.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, I agree.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, So Darryl shows the newspaper first page again, first
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: page again, Look at us.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: He's living his best life right now. He thinks he
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: is the local celebrity. He's so excited.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: He goes, but there's no deadline of when they have
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: to get rid of the animals. So since there's been
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: no deadline, Trevor ain't doing shit.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: No, and I feel like I got concerned. I'm like,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: what is he going to do with those animals? Right? Right? Right?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: And we don't have any resolution here. But Trevor just says,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: this is not the end. You know, they could have
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: just left me alone and not liked it, but now
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you're really not gonna like it. I'm still gonna have
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: a fence, I'm still gonna have my animals. Kudos for
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: winning the battle, but you didn't win the war. Did
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: you ever see that movie? The Mummy? Death is only
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: the beginning.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: He's a crazy person, he really is.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Darryl is outside talking to Production's like, yes, we're so excited,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: when now, wait a minute, they were not there yesterday.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: That's new What eggs for eggs?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Eggs? We couldn't tell.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what he goes, what the freak? And that's the
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: end and we don't know what happens. Okay, now we're
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: gonna go quickly through these next two because through this
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: next one, I guess we don't have to go that quickly.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: It's Jean and Marie.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: This one was funny.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: This one I died now information that we did not get. Maurice,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you tell us why you went to prison?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I would have liked to have known that because we're
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: prison people. Why did you four kids?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: You need a prison background story?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Like why what happened? Four kids all in prison? No,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: we want to know what happened?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: What what did your mom not do right?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Did y'all not have the boys boys and girls club?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: What was going on?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Were you selling drugs?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Mom? Now? Was? And now?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: How did you get this lovely wife and a nice
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: one and a nice neighborhood? How did you go from
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: ragster riches?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: We need the story because it wasn't for selling that
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: sweatshort thing that she showed us.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't his clothing line. So Maurice and his wife,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I feel like her name is Amala because later they
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: call her Amana, but the daughter's name is definitely Alana,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: and she's adorable. They moved in when the baby was
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: an infant, and they lived next door to Jean who
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: has a Zillian cat. She's the neighborhood cat lady. There
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: she is. Yeah, they say the smell is atrocious. We
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: see other people sitting on their stoops going, oh yeah,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: you can't even walk down there. She's the cat lady.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Does but be a cat If you're going to be
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: a cat lady.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Fine, haven't time in your house?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, not in the front yard.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: So we see lots and lots of b roll of
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: cats pooping, so it's not like they're litter boxing or
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: anything responsible. So we see that Maurice got mad and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: did destroy one of the cat hotels and we see
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: him outside.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: It was more like a cat motel, it was. It
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: was far from a hotel. Mayor pay that was bad.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Like I think he may have done the cat a
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: favor by tearing it down.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: It looked it looked like Seth's house out there in Montana.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: It did, it really did? Yes? Yes, can I use
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: your blueprint set for making this cat motel? Send it
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: on to me, send it through the email.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: And he got really mad about it and destroyed it.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: And she says that cat house was worth one thousand
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: dollars girl, And he finds it on the internet. It
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: was three forty three, and he goes, that was so much.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: And he goes, it's just boards. Look and you see
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: lots of boards just sort of leaning up against the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: house and then they go under. He goes, she just
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: has boards leaning up the house and she's calling this hotel.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: He said, So she, I guess sued him for one
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars for the cat house. Maurice goes, my daughter
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: is almost five. She has never been able to play
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: in her own yard. You know this this house means
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: a lot to us that we were able to afford
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: this house and we can't even enjoy it. So this
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: has been going on for five years.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. And that's a lot of cats ship because
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: here's the thing that the cast don't say, Hey, we're
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: only gonna ship in Jean's yard, no, but go to
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: all neighbor's houses and ship over there too, Like that's
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: and you know I love cats, I know you do.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: I love a cat in my house. And he has
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: a litter box, right, that's it. Not a yard for
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: the fucking cats. Terrible.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: So Jene goes, it's only nine cats, because god, she says,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: it's only nine cats. And if I win the settlement,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be five hundred. I'm gonna get more. So
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Mauric says, not in my house, but listening through the wall,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: and he goes. She also plays weird music very loudly.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Then we go in go into Jean's house and Jeane
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: has a life size Jesus shroud that she is praying
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: to and looking out with three D glasses to really
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: get the vision of Jesus from the life size shroud
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: that she has.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: I feel like things have gotten real lonely for Jeans
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: since her husband died, and this is the result of it.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: This is wild.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, so she says she never was super religious, but
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: she had a near death experience and there was an
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: angel there, an angelic presence, and now she is convinced
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: the spiritual world is real. She wrote one screenplay or
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: produced one little movie and she won all these and
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: it literally is like the it is the name of
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: these festivals that she went and they're all like printed
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: off on copy of paper that she put it off.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: So she probably had to pay five hundred dollars to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: enter all these little film veestivals. And it's literally like
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the other worldly film festival fith place, and then it's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: like the Cocoa, Indiana, Harold Star Tribune Starship Film Festival
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: tenth times. It's so many. None of them say like
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: con film festival, will trybeca film festival.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Now she has him everywhere.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: So she says she is writing a new screenplay called
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: the Lost eighteen Years or something like. Yeah, it's an
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: eighteen year period where people don't know what Jesus was
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: up to. Okay, she has decided what it is. It's
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: come to her. She really wants mel Gibson to direct.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: She doesn't care if he's controversial. Mel Gibson is her guy.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: She's looking to meet Paul Russman, who is a film
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: producer who has produced some of mel Gibson's maybe Catholic
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: films that he's done. Yes, so she has a manager,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Frederick Schwartz, And it's amazing because Frederick Schwartz, her manager
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: for her screenplays, is also the director of the Quantum
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Healing Center. So you go and sit in a room
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: in an office building and there are some screens there
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: with like different colors and bark barko barcodes and static
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: going across. He explained that you sit in the room
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: with this these waves coming at you from these barcodes.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: It's one hundred and twenty dollars for a session, and
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: it can help with cancer and autism.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Oh thank god, the cure is here. The cure has
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: been here the whole time. James, here's a cure for Jackson.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: If we made one hundred and twenty dollars, Jackson won't
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: be autistic anymore. We didn't know until we watched.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: This, Mary pay, We did not know this was the wildest.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Just when you think you can't get weirder, Okay, So
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Genny says, Genny, sorry, Jean Jeane says, you know, cats
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: are spiritual and cats can see into different worlds. That's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: why I relate with these guys. I don't bring up
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: in my house or anything, but the ones in the yard,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: the ones in the yard, you know. And she says,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: and I see no spirituality in Maurice. So that's another
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: reason she doesn't like him. Okay. So Maurice is driving Alana,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: his little girl, to school, and she's like, I love you, daddy,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: and he's so cute, and he's telling us this is
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: my first house. It's three bedrooms. My daughter has her
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: own room. I couldnt even imagine growing up that I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: would get my own room, where I would ever have
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: a house where I could have a kid with my
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: own room. You know, I grew up in the projects.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: My mom had four boys. We all went to prison.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: He says, I got kicked out of middle school. I
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: got kicked out of high school. And who would think,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: now I've really made something of myself. I have a
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: clothing line. He rolls in a.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Little rack up sweatshirts.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: You don't have a clothing line, little racking sweatshirts.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: A couple of sweatshirts screenprinted down the street, God blass
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: a place where you can get that autism here?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Oh right down the street from that bar, right yeah,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: right down Yeah. So Judy, we find out they both
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Maurice and Jean have gotten a letter from Judy and
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: that is Judge Judy.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: That is hilarious to me that they're going on Judge Judy.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: So Judge Judy's people must scour the like lower level
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: courts to find something that would need to appear, because
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I thought people like ask to be on Judge j
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: But I.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Guess not, Jude, I did too, That's how I thought
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: it worked Judge Judy Stipe can do that too, though
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: probably you can submit like my neighbor dun dunt dun
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: du dunt dun dun.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I think that's the people's court. So she's gonna take
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Jeane is gonna take her phone with her. Nina. Nina
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: comes over and goes does a disgusting mouth gesture to
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: say they're gonna kiss Judge Judy's ass and does like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: licking and Jeane's like, oh goodness, Nina, that's why I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: can't take you anywhere.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Nina. Uh.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Then Nina goes, no, no, ready, Nina goes no, no,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go. We're gonna be respectful. We're not gonna
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: assass her, no sassing. We're gonna represent for the cat ladies.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: We're gonna look nice and put on our lipstick. And
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Jeane says, okay.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: She is ready because she's got all the hair dyes,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: she's got all the tattoos showing she is ready to go.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: She's gonna try to find our man while she's out
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: there too.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Nina says, let's do it. Let's let's it's getting ready
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: for Judy. So then we see Maurice's wife who's Amala
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: at the hair salon. She's getting ready, she's getting ready
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: to go to Hollywood, and they are like this lady,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: you're fighting with it. She black or white? And she goes.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: You know, I thought she was kind of mixed, but
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: now I think she leans hers of Caucasian.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Well, the fact that she has not casting her yard
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: says it all right there like that that airs at
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: the questions right there.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, okay, yeah, but she's I think Amala is
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: trying to be respectful. And then one of the hair
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: ladies says, you do know that like cat urine and
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: thesis is very bad for pregnant. Yes, it is.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: It is defect is it's they tell you when you're pregnant,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: you cannot be around cat litter or anything.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I can't touch kitty litter. Yeah, and uh, Kimberly told
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: me that one of the girls on a thousand pounds sisters,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: that's why one of her eyes was wonky. Or maybe
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: you told me that the girl that had the wonky
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: is one thousand.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Maria is talking about.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Kimberly said she had that wonky eye because the mom, no, no,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: no no, the mom dealt with cats under her bed
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: when she was pregnant with Amy, that Amy's mom kept
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: cat litter and stuff under the under her bed when
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: she was pregnant, and then Amy had the birth defect
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: of the eye. That's what Kimberly said.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Let me hold on, Mama June has glack homa.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: There has nothing nothing to do with thousand pounds, sisters.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: I know I'm getting the eyes. Yeah, I'm trying to
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: get my eye people right, because Mama June has a problem,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: a problem. I'm trying to remember each story. She may
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: be right, I can't remember. And Darlene is a pretty
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: disgusting person, so I could see her not at her.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And Kimberly said, and then when she got
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: older she was able to get it fixed, but they
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: never took her to the doctor.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: To get fixed.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Well, she just got to fix fix this last thon, right,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: And then Kimberly was talking about how amazing that was. Okay,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: so sorry, that's something in my throat. Okay. So now
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Jean and Nina are getting ready for their appearance and
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: they say, we are not losers, we will be victorious.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, you never get overly confident, I said, I
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: never get overly confident about a situation because at a
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: blink of an eye, she can go real left, real quick.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Jeane has lots of photos of the cats. She was
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I brought these pictures for Judy, the cats, and she goes,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: they're all healthy. Look and she's putting out pictures except
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: for this when she died. Okay, hold on, so don't
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: bring that picture rip to that cat. And literally we
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: see like the camera men are trying to go in.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: They're like, we're gonna have to do a citizen's or
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: restaurant allowed to be here, yes, but so we can't
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: go in. Next thing, you know, Amala and Maurice's when
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: that's the next thing we do. Now. I did pull
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: a picture from the internet of their episode.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, James looked that. She up. He's like,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I gotta watch this episode.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Did you watch it? The episode with the two of them?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: James did? I did, and James did he watched it online.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Well, there they are, and they have to Maurice and
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: them all. I have to pay Gene fifty cents and
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: she has to pay them two thousand dollars.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: But here's the funny part. It's how quiet she got
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, she shouldn't have worried about. They're in the they're
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: gere in the car. They're in the car and gee
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: the car and is like just the hum of the road.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: And Jean says to Nina, well, Paul Rufman called and
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: says he'd love to meet to me to talk about
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: my film.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: So she goes, that's why you're really there, that's the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: real reason you're there.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: So she goes and meets him on the beach to
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: talk and she is just talk talk, talking, and she goes,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, it could be nine episodes, can't you. You
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: can't even pin it all onto one film. And guess
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: what spoiler alert. In the last episode, he falls in
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: love Jesus and he goes, oh, this is got She goes,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: but let me tell you the next part. He goes,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm good. He says, my brain can only
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: hold so much information. You know, this was a good pitch.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, we have to hug. So they hug,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: and she's like, it's so beautiful out here. He's like, okay,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Like I'm serious.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: You smell like catpits. Woman, Please get off me. I did.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to know where my house is.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: So Nina, they switch over to Nina. Anina goes, Judge
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Judy ate her for fucking lunch. It was so bad,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: It was so bad. It was so fucking bad. You
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: see this art, all this artists, whund of them, and
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Judy goes, oh my gosh, she's Nina says that. Judge
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Judy says, oh my gosh, his daughter can't even go
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: outside because of the smell. Your cat houses look like crackhouses.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did, they really. I don't know what like,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Judge Judy. I have heard that she is an activist
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: for animals, okay, which to me, Jeane, you're not doing
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: a good job with these animals. You're not taking them
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: to the bed. No, you're you're you're not doing You're
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: just feeding them and causing a big You lost it
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: with the kid next door. The kid next door fucked
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: your whole story of her not being able to play
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: in her front yard. Yeah, it just nope, yep, nope.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: So so Nina goes, you know, Jeene, she can't catch
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: a break. She shoots herself in the foot when she
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: gets back into a corner. And I thought, well, I'll
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: go and I could help her. But you can't help her.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Mm. Hmm.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: So now it's nighttime. They get in the bed Jean,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: they're doing night vision camera and Jane is in bed
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: with all her jewelry on. Gene g.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know this hotel, I don't know
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: where we're at. I don't know these cars. Does keep
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: it all on?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: So Nina says, oh, this is so exciting about Paul Hoffman.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I think Idris Elba should be Jesus. And Jing goes, no, Nina,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: it's not going to be black Jesus. And she goes, well,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Jesus was not white. She goes, I know that, but no,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: we're not having black Jesus. It's up to the casting
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: director anyway. But no black Jesus. We need classical Jesus.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Classical Jesus. Gene, you didn't even end it on a
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: good foot, like you could have scored some point if
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: you would have said, maybe a mulatto color baby Jesus.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but you.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Lost this right the Sorry Jane. Sorry.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Now we see Maurice is putting up a pergola in
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: the front yard the Keisha and I think looks like
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: a backyard.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: It looks horrible.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't done but maybe it shouldn't be in
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: the front yard. No, it shouldn't. But it's sort of
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: like you built on a huge front screen porch, kind
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: of like that.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Well, hopefully that's what the end result is because the
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: front porch.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, but what we saw, well, guess what. The girls
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: still can't play in her front yard because now you
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: put cover the Yeah.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: This poor child, she just looks sad out the window
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: like this, she's saying outside.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: She does. She's always sitting by the window, like, always
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: sitting out the window. She's like, you think those cats
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: are nice? Don't look at the cats. So he says,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: this is the first time we've really been able to
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: enjoy our yard is six years. And Jane goes, wood
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: fences can't keep those cats out. They're in for a
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: big surprise, you know. And Judge Shudy never told me
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: to stop feeding the cats, so she always she has
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: to get rid of all the cat houses, but she
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: can still feed them. So they're just gonna go somewhere
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: else to poop and pee and try to sleep.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: On top of the racis what is it called her
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: gla he's all the castle gonna sleep on top of
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: that perty glaw or whatever it's called. Every single night,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: it's never any story.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: They're gonna yeah and unless he screens it in, they
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: are going to be in there. M hm. So I
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: don't like how we have no resolution anywhere. And so
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: if all the if all the episodes are like this,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really annoyed. We better get to episode
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: six and they give us a recap of every single
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: every single Neighbor and what happened afterwards, let's hope. And
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: I haven't watched it. I don't know neither know. Guys,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: thank you very much for joining us on Neighbors Monday,
• 1:17:47
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• 1:17:52
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• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: one and two. And also, guys, if you are on Patreon,
• 1:18:01
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• 1:18:03
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• 1:18:06
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• 1:18:08
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• 1:18:11
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• 1:18:16
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• 1:18:17
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• 1:18:20
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• 1:18:23
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• 1:18:25
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• 1:18:32
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• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: I got so many people responded. I was like, people
• 1:18:37
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• 1:18:40
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• 1:18:42
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• 1:18:46
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• 1:18:48
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• 1:18:50
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• 1:18:53
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• 1:18:58
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• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: And soon I'm gonna be announcing with Keisha and Kimberly
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: and I are going to be doing for the paid feed.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be doing once a month a little meet up,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: the three of us meeting and Kimberly and Kisha a
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: little online like a zoom, but it's like a live
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: that you could go and have a special YouTube link
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: and it's alive and we're just gonna chit chat. We're
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about gossip and things that we know, and
• 1:19:23
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• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: So lots of new stuff, guys. We're always trying to
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: keep your brains moving, keep it fresh, keep it fresh.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: I'm excited about that.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: And again, May twenty ninth is Lalli returns, and we'll
• 1:19:36
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• 1:19:41
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• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: My lik is still the first within the first five days.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: What is today's day? Oh shit? Is me tenth? Never mind?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: So Mugshot Monday will be the next. The new one
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: will be June first, because May twenty ninth when lovetral
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Line outcomes. Just letting everybody know that's the schedule. Tomorrow,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I've got the brand newsis of ninety to day Fiance
• 1:20:05
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• 1:20:08
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