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Nic and Baby Cages: Nic Cage's Karaoke Vow & Neil Young Leaves Spotify · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy I'm going to start this week off with an apology but I also want to
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stress it's not my fault mhm yeah I mean that sounds like your kind of apology
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well yeah it is um so what happened last week we were talking about Microsoft
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buying um Activision and then we were talking about Sony losing money in their
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stocks and I went they've lost nothing it's like $20 million MH now the thing
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was it wasn't $20 million that their stocks dropped $20 million to them is
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nothing but that's what someone had written in the chat the spread Treet said 20 million
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they lost $20 billion yeah 20 billion is
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more than 20 million that's that's true i' like2 million you know I'm not going
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to I'm not going to SC at $20 million but uh $20 million we could retire but
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a$2 billion drop just because Microsoft
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acquired blizzard is uh that's pretty
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significant so still got to wait a year to see if it actually happens or not um
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speaking of blizzards Matt's not here but he is in Boston right now where
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there is evidently a blizzard oh okay but there's a Souls pinb machine there
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as well so that should keep him ENT hopefully he's popped a hoodie on um
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keep himself warm he's used to the cold by now yeah he is like the minus degrees
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it's hot here is it hot there Luke it's [ __ ] hot here um it's actually been
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raining here all day so it's not too bad it's camber for you but look at us
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remembering to say Matt's not here I know right well it's cuz we you lined up
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a nice segue you know you lined up a really nice segue um well here I did that onp here
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another segue Matt Matt may not be here but there's there's a list of other
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people who are also not here U because they've died mhm we've got quite a list
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it's a long list of potential Geeks over the week and um I I've looked at the
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list you're really going to have to sell these people okay let's let's go from
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the top of the list we'll go down we'll talk about who they are their
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significance to geek culture and then you can decide who if any are awarded
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the coveted geek of the week this is going to be tough this week yeah okay
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all right well look let's start off with an easy one um meatloaf died this week
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died of Co now meet loaf of course singer
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songwriter actor star of Rocky Horror Picture Show Fight
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Club yeah he's he's not doing anything for me man I'm going to miss meatloaf
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died of Co too Co that happens yeah it
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does happen sad very sad but yeah I I don't meet Loa yes Rocky heart picture
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show he had a couple of good songs but I just remember him for like the last sort
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of decade has just been phoning it in and cashing checks possibly he did have
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some very good songs though back in the day remember he went he was doing a
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halftime show at um the AFL or something and it was just terrible and yeah I just
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i' probably findl half time I remember the first would go the
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first time what just because of Meatloaf or he just wouldn't go to
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AFL AFL I don't understand the game no neither it's as far as I can tell is a
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cross between rugby and basketball um it's you bounce the
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[ __ ] ball that's what I don't get actually it's probably a com a mixture
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of rugby basketball and soccer yeah you're not selling me on
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this no I'm not trying to it's a terrible game and no one should watch it
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yeah I barely hang on to the NRL these days it's all I've got it's the only
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sport I watch I understand a lot of sports which is weird I heard meetlo for
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the first time when I was in my first year of high school and uh he had the uh
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the hit I would do anything for love brackets but I won't do that winky face
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yeah what is yeah what is that no no no he says what that is each each stanza
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says three things he would do for love and one thing he wouldn't do
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ah it's not just one overall thing where
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he's like and by the way I'm not into anal um but I heard the song and I heard
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his voice I'm like man this guy's got an amazing voice he must be [ __ ]
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handsome and eventually I saw the music video and I was like oh oh wow wow a
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potato sings this
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song anyway dead of Co next on the list
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mhm okay we're moving on to Gaspar uliel
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right french actor you may have seen him in one of two films right cuz he's done
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a lot of films that you would have had to read so you wouldn't have seen these he was
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in Brotherhood of the wolf if you've seen that awesome French action
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movie no okay if Matt was here he would 100% be Champion me on on on Brotherhood
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of the wolf I'll try another one he was also the young Hannibal Lector in
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Hannibal Rising the prequel to
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Hannibal no no uh but the thing is he's about to be in something that I might
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know him from what's that he's going to be he's in moonight oh moonlight looks
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[ __ ] great that looks so good I can't wait for so he's going to play midnight
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man oh man that's a shame because he
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died in a skiing accident us oh he's younger than us yeah he's
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like 38 this is such a rich European way to die I don't know why people still go
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skiing it just seems terribly dangerous have you ever been skiing the only time
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I've ever been skiing was our year 10
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Cambra trip where we spent one day at
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Kiosco no I keep thinking about going to the snow and then I just don't because
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I'd have to leave the house and there's no Xbox yeah I've been places where
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there's been snow but I've not wanted to ski on
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it okay so Gaspar uliel dead in the Alps
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don't care no don't care sorry all right
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okay next on the list Peter bogdanovich you know
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him um I'm looking at a picture of him Hollywood
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director overnight Success With The Last Picture
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Show best friend of all a Wells it's a great story k a week for
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being someone's friend a wells's friend you do I'd like to be a wells's friend
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Aon Wells you might get it for being my friend a slagged him off on a talk show
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and um he wrote a letter to Aon the next day and said like Aon I thought we were
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friends I'm actually really quite upset that you slagged me off and um Aon wrote
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him back two letters put them in one envelope and sent them and one of the
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letters said I'm really sorry I should never have said that you know you're a
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good friend and the other letter said [ __ ] grow up say what I [ __ ]
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want and on the front of they just said choose whichever one you feel is more
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appropriate that's that's such a weird response yeah that's up there with your
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apologies that's not my fault all right next one Peter Robbins is dead do you
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know Peter Robbins can't say that I do you do Peter
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Robbins is the voice of Charlie Brown in the old Charlie Brown
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cartoons yeah Charlie BR Charlie Brown Charlie Brown
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Snoopy Woodstock yeah man no okay all right okay going
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down the list Bob sagot is dead Bob's been dead for this is the one over a
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week now but we didn't report on this last week but you know 2 weeks later no
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change Bob Saget still dead I know this name and at the moment he is
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definitely winning geek of the week okay for his for his contribution to Full
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House I think he's just like he's sort of like everyone's Dad yeah yeah y I'll
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like he we grew up watching him as on Full House he did um he was also the
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voice U on How I Met Your Mother and that's true he's done a lot of stuff lot
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of stuff and he's quite funny as well only know him really because he plays
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himself in entourage and he's an absolute [ __ ] but I assume that any
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characters that people write into Entourage as themselves are written
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ironically which probably means he's a lovely guy yeah cuz the other character
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who's a [ __ ] who plays them in entourage is Seth Green who um every time he's in
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the scene is telling the lead character E that he's [ __ ] his girlfriend um and
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he's just a slimy little prick but I've heard he's like Hollywood's nice guy so
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I assume it's the same with bagot but yeah cuz he was also um cuz
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with his comedy his comedy was sort of not the nice family he was a bit bit
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dirty yeah he was in that documentary The Aristocrats if you've seen that no
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you haven't seen that it's a documentary
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it's a documentary on one joke 2 hours of famous comedian retelling the same
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joke it's
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excellent but yeah so like Bob s I think yeah okay he will get it right so the F
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well okay well put a pin in that because there's one more Celebrity Death this
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week this is this is an acclaimed performer an activist Pioneer in his
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field and that's the great Sydney portier also passed away what would I
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know him from you'd probably know him from the the classic To Sir with Love if
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you've seen that film from the 60s about a kind of swing and hip teacher trying
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to educate a bunch of you know that that same film that they make kind of every
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decade about a Rowdy class of teenagers who have one inspirational
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teacher no no so we're backing up I do know of him and I do know he's done
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stuff but he's just not done stuff in my space I know where you know him from I
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know you know syney por from from season ofth Park where syney porer is is
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transing into Mega porer to fight Mega Robert
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Smith okay yeah that that's probably that's probably what I know from but
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look with all that I'm still going to have to go to Bob Saget all right Bob I
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know who he is he's not someone I have to look at or try and think what I've
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seen it's I know him MH mhm so he's our geek of the week I could give it to two
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people but I don't think there's two people who have earned it
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we I've been up since 4:30 this morning why cuz that's the time my baby
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decided to wake up and I thought why baby's morning things oh man and I
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thought they don't have jobs to go to I thought I was lucky for a sec cuz I was
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like if she gets up at like 6 that's it I'm up at 600 but when she got up at
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4:30 I'm like I'll just feed her put her back to sleep and she'll go back to
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sleep and then she'll sleep in yeah no she was just she was just up and so I
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was just up mhm I'm very tired she's up can't you just s of put us somewhere
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like in a cage or something and I'm sure that'll be
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fine MH mhm never let me look after your child yeah I probably
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won't but thanks they got baby cages don't they I've seen those kind of
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Victorian era baby cages have you seen those that kind of stick out the side
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so that you could let your baby have some air yeah that's that's quite nice I
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think let him get some air get some sun you've got some quiet M can't crawl yet
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though she can turn over now though she can roll onto her back that's that's her
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big thing for this week does she sort of do it then turn and make eye contact and
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go look what I just did yeah yeah she does but then she gets incredibly
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frustrated that she can't turn back and then cries and then I've got to yeah so
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she she yeah so it's only turned one way so far yeah yeah so from belly to back
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or back to belly from back to belly belly to back is hard I I don't know I
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could do it pretty easily well can you because I was going to show her how to
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do it and I lay on my belly right and then I was like how do you do this cuz
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usually you would just get up but she can't just get up right yeah I don't
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know how babies work no no they don't know anything so I watched some TV this
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week and I wasn't going to I watch TV as well and I think are we talking about
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the one that I told you was actually good yeah so I had not watched episode 4
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of book of Boba Fett because episodes 1 2 and three were so bad exponentially
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getting worse down the down the episodes that I had just completely tuned out but
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when you told me it was worth a look at episode 5 I decided to trust you and boy
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am I glad I did it was a great episode and I think what made it good there was
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no Boba Fett there was nothing about his storyline in it yes now listen if you
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haven't seen this you might think we're exaggerating we're not Boba Fett not in
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this episode mentioned once at the end
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as Luke says only one crossover
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character but it's just it was just a great episode so well done Bryce dallard
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Howard returning to direct from Mandalorian and I think she has just proved herself
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now her episode of Mando was not my favorite it was the one where the um I
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think it was the one where the i' complained that the at80 was like had
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two humanoid features remember it was like dipping its toe in the water like
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the eyes yeah it was just it was just a little too anthropomorphized it's not
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that that was her fault necessarily but I mean she did a decent job of that and
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she did an excellent job of this one annoying thing I've seen is people now
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saying cuz she did so well she now should get her own Star Wars Trilogy why
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are you straight to Star Wars Trilogy that you don't start with the trilogy
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just go let let her have a movie it doesn't have to be a Trilogy yeah yeah
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yeah and we know how Disney work she [ __ ] up once and she is gone forever
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mhm but yeah I don't understand why every single news Outlet us all talk about
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like see her Trilogy how about just let her direct more episodes of this show
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that she's already working on let her direct more episod show or give her a
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movie and let her play in the universe and then give her a one off you don't
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have to go in with an idea for a Trilogy there's a whole universe and Rogue one
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yeah that didn't need to be a Trilogy it's a great movie no one of the best
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imagine if they'd made the force awakens as one Standalone and and wrapped up the
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story at the end you know what I mean and they didn't do a whole sequel
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Trilogy they were just like here's your fan service here's your one great movie
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thanks JJ is everyone happy now great we're going to do some
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TV or even if we look at like cuz Star Wars is like the original trilogy but it
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was never me design as a Trilogy really to begin with no no it was it was a we
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don't think this is going to go well you get one movie yeah yeah that's right use
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every idea you've ever had and put it in this one movie mhm and because it ends
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on a yes Darth vad survive but it ends on Rebel Alliance winning the Empire's
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gone yay we're all happy but and that's it that could have just ended there
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Vader wasn't the main bad guy of the first one tarken was and he's dead Tark
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yeah I'm happy for her to get a movie but yeah let's not jump ahead let's not
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pull the t- word out every time you like something like when Ryan Johnson was
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going to get his Trilogy and it's s like yeah yeah how about come up with a idea
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for a movie first his movie out he was just like and look he had some
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pretty some pretty new and interesting ideas you know and I mean he was the one
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who said to Kathleen Kennedy what if what if there was more than one woman in
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the entire galaxy and she was like I like the way you think give this man a
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Trilogy and I still admit like where he was taking Luke I don't like a lot of the places
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where he went with Luke's story but when he was start to me he was starting to
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head down the line of Luke going there's no like light or dark side of the fourth
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is just the force and I think the reason they can't do
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that is because in the Clone Wars cartoon they've made it very clear of
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this rule of two and all of the they've really leaned into that so if Luke
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didn't believe that kind of undermines the stuff they're setting up in
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that but yeah I just would have I could see that like get away and then cuz I
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got the idea that he was heading down that path and that's why he was like
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don't worry about these books they mean nothing and yeah yeah all of that was
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great yep and then no it's she takes the books and burs and yeah just no put me
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in charge I will fix it the other thing I liked about this episode was that it
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did what I like about the Clone Wars but I can't get into the Clone Wars cuz it's
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you know a cartoon for little kids for kids um but what I do like about it and
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what I go on YouTube to kind of just watch summaries of is the myth building
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that it does mhm really expands the mythology um that the movies of Star
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Wars don't really get into they just say there's a force or what is the force who
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created the force you know and and the
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blood disease please yeah and uh
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Mando and you know Mando's spin-off episode of U Boba Fett that we're
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talking about now um does give them an opportunity to start building some of
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that expanded universe ology which I really really enjoy
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Also grou is getting a Boba Fett helmet or a Mand helmet it's going to be so
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cute don't know what it looks like yet so when she was forging that there was
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one cutaway where there was heaps of tiny little rings and I thought for a
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sec oh you're making him some chain mail armor or something like that and then
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they implied oh we haven't shown you what it is and it's a big secret so now
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I think okay well it's not that but then why a cutway of little rings I don't
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know I don't know but it's going to be like a tiny little H that would be great
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cuz I still stand by cute is that going to be if no one's seen Mando's face and
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he's carrying around little grou and people go oh is that your son everybody
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reasonably thinks that under that helmet he looks like a
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Yoda yep yeah so I think little grou with with one of those helmets on as well
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adorable yeah but it also does give the impression that they don't know what to do with
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Mando without baby Yoda so they're already G back to that well and I was
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the first to say do we need grou in the story could Mando just have his own
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taale the answer is no not really I I think he could but they're linked we
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want baby Yoda back plus I think tell me what you think about this I think
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they're going to use this as an opportunity to bridge the gap between
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the film and the series and I think Mando is going to pull grou out of
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Skywalker Jedi Academy before mhm the
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kylo r incident loses his mind correct I'm not calling it The kylo Ren
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incident it's the luk Skywalker in I had a dream and started murdering people
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incident yeah Fair yeah like you got kylo Ren did nothing wrong in that
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scenario he was having to bed woke up and saw someone about to murder him
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yeah so I'm still also also you can't redeem
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kylo ring cuz he did murder his father and tried to kill his mother a lot of
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people Mur their father in Star Wars
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though no no but his was a little bit
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different yeah his was like was very tragic yeah true true and then he also
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tried to kill his mother as well yeah remember indirectly I suppose
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that is true yeah that is true yeah so he he I'm happy that that's one thing I
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happy about that I did kill him at the end of RIS Skywalker because you know
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don't come back from that I I I shivered when they kissed I was like oh that's
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disgusting like so brother and sister characters and then somebody obviously
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went make him kiss and I love that the novelization that came out afterwards
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played that right down and said something I'm paraphrasing but it was
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something along the lines of um a a sisterly Peck is how they described it
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in the book but is it just maybe that wasn't originally in the script that was just
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one of those things they were filming and they decided to go and for the kiss
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like me and Dave yeah you know what's funny I was watching that I was watching
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that just the other day not planned we both just go great great I I I wish that
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you'd guys been able to just hold back the laughter we could have kept that tap
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going we just a little longer just a little bit more so
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good um not the weirdest footage I have of you and
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Dave no not by far not a long shot I got
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to stop saying yes to everything so yeah book of Boba Fett I will tune in for the next
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episode we shall see yeah I think unfortunately I think the next episode's
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going back back to yeah what it was but I don't is next episode the last one I
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think so when your lead actor says I think I'm in this too much you know this
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is poorly written uh there's seven seven okay
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weird it is a weird number but yeah cuz I didn't think it would be six
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because it's too British no well not that is British it just means that
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they've got a lot to tie up because I still don't understand what the story is
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no and it's because they've kind of diluted the story by telling two stories
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and not giving enough screen time to one and finally that's wrapped up thankfully
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yeah but I still don't quite understand what the tus raer storyline was even
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about either L that that shot of him sitting on the motorbike like miming how
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to ride a motorbike is the most embarrassing shot in any it's worse than
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even Ewoks can ride them yeah I I can't I can't it's awful it's so awful but
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yeah it's just it's just there's two stories that make no sense and they
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haven't given enough detail story to either of them yeah and then they've
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thrown in a great episode of Mandalorian that has nothing to do with either of
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them and now they're going back to yeah this and some very decent action
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sequences in that Mandalorian episode
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which really now make the chase sequence
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in the early episode with Boba Fett and the mods just all the all the more
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embarrassing I still don't understand that chase cuz even the guy who's like
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in the speeder trying to get away he's driving so slowly awful like it just
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didn't feel like a chase it felt like they were rehearsing for
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itow and then we yeah there's another show that I mentioned uh at the end of
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last year that uh that I watched and really enjoyed which is Dan Brown's The
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Lost Symbol and um of course because I watched and enjoyed it they've decided
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to cancel it and not do any more episodes of it was it a Netflix show it was
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peacock which I think is NBC's streamer
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that's paramont NBC param got Paramount plus right yeah but I thought that was
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also peacock wasn't it you could be right I don't know I thought they sort
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of combined a little bit I could be very wrong oh you could be right no you could
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be right oh no peacock TV oh okay so it's its own thing we don't have peacock
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TV in Australia though no so it might be that was on paramont got it plus maybe
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it's getting confusing and this is what we always worried about with the
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streaming services yes now I've noticed that a couple of them are starting to
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link together I went to watch something on Amazon the other day and it had
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something listed that wasn't actually on Amazon but it said you could subscribe
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to Paramount plus and watch this the Amazon app and I was like that's
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interesting I'm sort of okay with that cuz I I'm very open to that cuz honestly
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I am subscribed to everything and all of them yeah I just I'm in a position where
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I can afford it and it's not too expensive so I don't have to pick or
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choose but I still hate it when I go I want to watch something and then I have
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to try and work out you don't know where to look mhm yeah that's right it's taken
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the choice paralysis that you normally just have by just looking at all of the
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options on one and being like not only when you're looking at one you're
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ignoring four others mhm but I agree it's not about price we charge $100 and
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just have one that I can just get everything from and and yes we we're we're we're in
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a position where we could actually do that I quite happily pay $100 a month
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just to get access to all the shrooming services and I have if the Pirate Bay
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came out and said we are now officially liced Ed and it's a $100 subscription a
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month for whatever you want done do you know that was actually something they
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were put to shudos like back in the day at the height of it all they were going
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we'll set up a subscription service so people will pay we will then share that
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to each of you based off what people are watching they actually did put that
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forward of course everyone came out and went no go absolutely not yeah yeah
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that's you can't steal something and then just Chuck us a couple of bucks but
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yeah I mean but I would that would be my ideal situation and that's why I think I've
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got to get I've got like Google TV downstairs I think I need to get another
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one for upstairs up here cuz having that one remote that you turn on and you can
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just search and it'll find it on whatever it's on has made life so much
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easier yeah y but I am still taking to buying a lot of stuff on
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Xbox for movies and television shows I like just because you know there's
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something I will I know I'll watch over and over and I know I have it it's good
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to have it all in one spot too honest to God I miss having a bookshelf with DVDs on
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it cuz I used to sit there and just look at my DVDs and be like oh yeah I [ __ ]
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love that movie do you know what I would do though again I would look at the DVDs
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I had and then I'd go and get go to India and get a copy so I didn't have to
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worry about getting a disc and waiting for that to load true but I also special
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features and I know some digital downloaders still have special features
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but DVDs were unique because people weren't used to buying movies in the era
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of VHS they were used to renting them so to make it a more attractive proposition
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they just put all of these bonuses on there and there was like a good decade
28:51
where it was just the greatest time to be a film lover if you wanted to see
28:55
behind the scenes director commentaries all of that miss I miss the assumption
29:00
that every DVD you buy came with all of that cuz yeah some digital ones do but
29:06
then they're also I find it very hard to work out how to even watch the special
29:11
features agree I remember like yeah American Graffiti I used to love that I
29:16
used to watch the behind the scenes on that and do watch the interviews and
29:19
it's quite interesting when they're talking about the cars and how the
29:23
script came about and the fact that even just when they're talking about the
29:27
lighting of people in the cars how they basically every scene they had someone
29:31
lying in the footwell holding a light in the face so that you could see the
29:36
actor's faces in the car yep y i quite happily have done that job for H
29:43
Harrison Ford you could have done it for me mate I made a whole [ __ ] movie set
29:47
in the car was Harrison Ford there no
29:50
would I have been at his feet looking up
29:54
just let me rest my hand here yeah he also would have been been too young and
29:59
not famous enough that he would have had to have been nice as well I reckon back
30:03
then um yeah that was still at the stage where he was still a carpentar and he
30:08
got that job where he wasn't the star he was had a decent scene you it good yeah
30:14
yeah yeah got to wear his cowboy hat but then got to go just went straight back
30:17
to being a carpenter and was actually a carpenter on Star Wars and but got the
30:23
yeah not just on Star Wars he was a carpenter fixing the door on George
30:29
Lucas's office that he was doing his casting in have you heard the rumor that
30:35
if back in the day if you wanted a hot tub that had like secret compartment for
30:40
drugs evidently Harrison Ford was the
30:45
man the fan of cocaine yeah I've heard
30:48
that so that perfect sense that's but I like to think it is yeah well he gave
30:55
apparently he gave a lot of drugs to uh Fisher who who later became very
31:00
dependent on them so I think she was dependent before wasn't she like
31:07
17 uh no she did come from a Hollywood family or or are you getting your
31:10
sources from Mark and me no I'm getting my sources from Carrie Fisher from her
31:16
book from her book where she talks about like her growing up and like her being
31:21
backstage while her mother's performing and there's drugs and alcohol and men
31:26
and like yeah she came from a mer very messed up family and childhood yeah I
31:33
still love her me too she always be my
31:38
princess yeah the greatest of all Disney princesses mhm I got to meet her yeah
31:43
got to talk with her did you touch her that came out weird but did you touch
31:48
her I did touch her nice put my arm around her gave her a hug a it's quite
31:54
an emotional time it was it was very exciting I got to meet
31:58
fish is she little yes well not little
32:02
she's well compared to me yeah yes okay
32:09
oh he's saying not compared to me yes that's exactly what I'm
32:14
saying she's not a child fair enough fair enough um speaking of other actors
32:21
who aren't children but um we'll soon have one well Nick Cage walked into the
32:26
room and he asked of his manager is there any Nick Cage
32:29
news Nick Cage's manager turned to Nick Cage and said of course there's Nick Cage
32:35
news Nick Cage is the biggest movie star in the whole wide world and things are
32:40
only going to get bigger now take a look at this script
32:45
right here it's about a man made of
32:48
wicker Nick Cage Nicholas Cage uh child
32:52
on the way with his new wife how many kids does he have child he has two
32:57
children already with prev wives old well not old but they'd be adults yeah
33:04
they're grown up kids um but he's been married quite a few times but he's uh
33:09
he's he's got a a new bride uh that he's he's come out and said I think I've I
33:14
think I've chosen well this time I think this this particular wife is is the one
33:18
did he actually say he thinks he's chosen well I think I'm paraphrasing but
33:24
he essentially implied that that he had made some poor choice of wives in the
33:28
past cuz he had like marriages before that have been like two weeks and stuff
33:33
correct correct yeah yeah and I'm convinced he only married Priscilla
33:37
Presley because he was like now now I'm technically Elvis's grandson well
33:44
technically you're nothing to Elvis cuz he's dead correct um that's not all
33:49
that's going on in in in the life of Nicholas Cage right now oh he's I
33:54
thought he sort of disappeared oh no no no it's been a very very big week for
33:59
Nicholas Cage you you want to hear what he's been up to this week sure okay so
34:04
expecting a baby so that's that's great news for him um some not good news is
34:10
that footage of him singing karaoke has leaked and he has come out publicly and
34:16
said he is so embarrassed he will never ever sing karaoke again as long as he
34:22
lives but that's all karaoke you get drunk you sing teror
34:28
yeah yeah and he is terrible but he's no worse than I am when I'm at
34:33
karaoke I have to be incredibly drunk to do it I've had some great nights start
34:37
off from me getting very drunk getting up on stage singing terribly and then
34:42
meeting random people and then going out and having a great night with strangers
34:46
was one of those strangers Nicholas Cage no no that's a shame unfortunately yeah
34:53
apparently apparently he loved karaoke and it was kind of like his thing that
34:57
he would just like go and do on his own you could just be at a karaoke bar and
35:02
then Nicholas Cage would show up and be like I had a hard day here I am to just
35:07
[ __ ] rock out to Prince but somebody filmed it put it on the internet and ruined it for
35:13
everyone uh see is to me honestly I think he should be old enough and
35:19
comfortable enough that he's just [ __ ] it this is me yeah lean into it yeah
35:24
[ __ ] go on a talk show and sing it poorly karaoke is supposed to be private
35:30
karaoke is not supposed to be private yeah that's right do you know that in
35:36
China if you buy a Tesla you have the option of having a karaoke system
35:43
included in your Tesla really yeah microphone to pass around and the lyrics
35:49
come up on that big screen
35:53
no yeah only in China I do want a Tesla they love karaoke in Asia though I mean
36:00
obviously it's Asian but um remember
36:04
going to karaoke place in um Japan yeah home so much fun what did you sing um I
36:11
sang living The Living End oh they had some Aussie songs that's
36:17
great we went down cuz we went when me and Hannah we like this small tour group
36:23
was I think about 15 people and then we all went let's go to karaoke and it was
36:27
great night awesome in Singapore uh there's no such thing as a
36:34
strip club Right strip clubs banned
36:39
right but what they do have are these
36:42
things where dance no they don't dance
36:47
they sing karaoke with you and you pay them yes sir that's also that's also s
36:53
of Japan in those clubs where you have like the the you pay the waitress to
36:58
sort of sit with you and yeah exactly that's exactly and it's mostly kind of
37:04
older affluent businessmen mhm usually on
37:09
holidays and they go and sing karaoke with the company of a young lady I want
37:14
to go back to Japan Japan's great i' like to go back to Japan as well we need
37:19
to go and we need to do the go-karting around the city yes yes why haven't we
37:24
done that why haven't we prioritized that in the past like that needs to be
37:29
now it's almost impossible well it's impossible for you and M for me I can go
37:35
no I don't mean because of the children I mean because of
37:38
Co oh I'll take a baby to
37:42
Japan Japan's also I could definitely convince my other half to go Sushi I
37:47
want to go back and get sushi there God the sushi was great there even all the
37:53
food's great there like even like hot food at 7eleven but even like the the
37:58
sort of like Fast Foody type of like
38:02
sushi was great 7-Eleven hot food
38:06
alcohol Chu high oh God I need a chuai oh yeah I love those ramen restaurants
38:13
where you don't have to see or talk to a human being yep basically when you're
38:17
outside in the line you just punch it punch it into a little terminal and then
38:21
it tells you where to go and sit and you go there and there's your Ramen and you
38:24
you eat it and you leave you eat it yep the like a few other place I went the
38:27
only time I'd actually have any interaction with staff was when they're
38:30
bringing me my drink because they were checking for I was I wasn't a child
38:35
ordering alcohol that was it Y and I was
38:39
not a child no but I was ordering alcohol yeah we need to do we need to go
38:45
to Japan one of the greatest moments of my life was in Japan and I went to the
38:50
ninja Museum okay and uh the ninja there
38:55
told me that I was quote a pretty cool
39:01
guy was he hitting on you no he was doing a sword demonstration and he said
39:07
who wants to try it and I was like give it a [ __ ] yes I do and I got up and I I
39:12
did my best practicing with my lightsaber in my bedroom sword moves and
39:16
he was like you're a pretty cool guy and I was like thanks ninja thanks was there
39:22
maybe a little bit of a smirk happening there didn't couldn't
39:27
he was a ninja his face was covered yeah he was he was
39:31
smiling in Japan I had a lot of people come up and just start stroking my
39:36
beard a lot of people they probably have never seen a a beard that long or a
39:42
beard that color I also I'm also on I would have been on I was interviewed for some
39:48
Japanese television show that happened to me too like we were up on the part we
39:54
went to this PL up to this sort of um what do you call it um it was in the
40:00
mountains it was monks the whole place was like
40:05
vegetarian oh okay yeah and yeah Buddhist temple yeah Buddhist temple so
40:10
we stayed we stayed there and and then film crew came in and you could see that
40:16
they were pointing at me going we we need this guy who is that guy that's
40:21
amazing casually chat to everyone but this is the guy we need and yeah they
40:25
interviewed me no idea what it was for or what bad to say I I'd love to know what that was
40:31
for it might pop up one day because I know it's popped up me being on People's
40:37
Court yes it certainly popped up you being on the the [ __ ] that podcast with
40:42
that guy who made clerks oh um Hollywood Babylon Hollywood Babylon mhm where it's
40:48
just me talking to uh Kevin Smith and Ral G for half the show yeah
40:54
amazing they zeroed in on you and then that was it it was the Luke show from
40:59
though talk to other people it's I couldn't believe that they kept throwing
41:04
back to you I was like this this is amazing and I kept getting drunker if I
41:08
hadn't known I'll would do that I would not have got as drunk as I
41:11
did was that the same trip as the People's Court h no The People's Court
41:16
was a different one and then there was also another ad I was in in in America
41:21
for some vending machine fancy vending machine vending machine food
41:27
yeah I don't know stuff just happens to me yeah yeah don't know why I'm the face
41:32
of a particular brand of coffee laak in Sumatra just because I think I'm the
41:36
only white person who's ever visited that part of the country and they were
41:39
like could you please hold this kind of coffee for a picture and I'll give you
41:42
as much coffee as you want and I was like yeah that's fine good I don't like
41:47
coffee but I'll I'll take you can take the picture this is the coffee that has
41:51
been fed to a small rodent and then he CRA it out and yeah and then they
41:56
collect it in yeah I mean it's a be it's in a shell yeah but I'm still like who was the
42:03
first person to think that's a good idea I know it's like it's still good what's
42:08
the 5-second rule if it's gone through the digestive system of this little
42:13
creature yeah you're right why why
42:19
why yeah all right so I've been trying it was me apparently it's an absolute
42:25
delicacy but at best it was fine and at worst it was not all that good you
42:32
ofensive yeah and it it is very expensive the equivalent of about $25 a
42:37
cup it's expensive because of what it is not because of how good it is yeah yeah
42:43
that's right because of because of the Rarity of it oh I get to bring this up
42:47
in this we podcast this is my second last podcast before I become a [ __ ]
42:52
again oh yeah yeah first week of Feb
42:56
right yep seventh of Feb I go in for my new surgery so what is this one putting
43:03
in or taking out it's doing both lengthening okay they're going to take
43:08
out pins put in new pins and then I'm going to be lengthening my leg which
43:12
means I can't put any weight on it for 3 months okay a that actually sounds
43:18
awesome and I'm a little bit envious I'm sure it's going to be incredibly painful
43:22
so I'm not envious of that umit pain 3 months but I I mean are
43:29
there more painkillers they can give you that like better than the ones you're
43:33
currently on like or you just going to have to deal with this no I'm that so
43:37
I'm at that stage where this is to instead of trying to go up in
43:42
painkillers because it's yeah you can only have so many painkillers mhm mhm
43:47
before you could just not feel a thing yes yeah and at the moment all my
43:51
painkillers do is make me my my other aches and pains go away and I can still feel my
43:57
leg if if anything it's drawing more attention to the pain in the leg
44:02
yeah this are you going to be slightly taller after this uh no cuz it's they're
44:07
notall as your left leg yeah yeah okay yeah yeah is this the thing that they
44:13
did in gataka where they like cut the bone and pull it apart and and let it
44:18
try to grow together and then pull it apart a bit more and let it try to is is
44:22
it something like that exactly like that wow and I've had that have I've done
44:27
this is my second time doing it but this time I'm doing it a little bit
44:31
differently about this time first time I did it it was the big mechano set so I
44:37
had a big Meo set put through and then I had spanners that I'd have to move i'
44:41
rotate you'd have to do it yourself yeah I I had spanners that I would actually
44:44
stretch my leg and even with this one I still have to do it myself except this
44:48
one's all internal and I get magnets no that's awesome so I put these
44:55
magnets on which will automatically do like a turn and I do that four times a
45:00
day and I do a millimeter a day oh wow see if it was me I'd be like [ __ ] it 2
45:05
Ms I'm going to be real tall uh no no the problem it's it's not about how many
45:11
meals you do a day it's how long you do it for 2 meals a day will mean you're
45:16
moving it too far away that it can't try yeah okay so you need to do it just
45:20
enough it's attempting to heal it's starting to heal but it can't quite
45:25
connect I'm legitimately surprised that
45:29
some quack in like Thailand doesn't offer that as like cosmetic surgery they
45:36
do like do they you can get this done there's um huh there was a story many
45:41
years ago about um a girl who wanted to be
45:46
a um an air hostess but she was too short and so she went and got the
45:52
surgery to lengthen her legs become taller and Richard Branson gave her a job
45:57
really I mean that certainly shows dedication doesn't it but it's also like
46:02
it's a pretty stupid thing to do to become someone that just serves people
46:07
on a plane yeah yeah waiter in space that is true they are coveted roles
46:13
though I think just because of the travel yeah but I also free travel it's
46:19
it's free but then it's also you still it's not like you get to fly overseas
46:24
and then spend a week there and then fly back it's you could if you want I think
46:28
you're pretty much freelance you just put on when you want to come back and
46:31
they put you on a flight no pretty I'm pretty sure they cuz they have it that
46:36
like they fly you out they put you up in a hotel and then you go back it's you're
46:39
on a roster it's not just a I'll sign up to whatever I feel like it's cuz they
46:44
need to have those yeah no they they need to have all
46:48
those plates packed with cuz they just does anyone want to do this one but when
46:53
but when you have days off you could probably work it so that your days off
46:59
were when you were in cool
47:01
places you probably could but I don't I
47:06
don't think it's as exciting as people think yeah well once youve once you've
47:11
flown more than a couple of times it's definitely not exciting and also it's
47:15
only going to be exciting if you're on those International long hauls like
47:19
which most of time most people are going to be on domestic yeah you probably have
47:24
to work your way up to those anyway mhm and then you might get yeah you might
47:28
get like 2 3 days maybe before you go back but really you've also just worked
47:34
for 20 hours to get
47:36
there yeah true true but what do I
47:43
know leg lengthening so so I'll still be back before next week's podcast and then
47:47
we'll I don't know when I I think I should be back the week after as well I
47:51
don't know how long I'm in hospital for yet all right yeah well keep us posted
47:56
um update the social media at least while you're while you're there social
48:01
media I'll I'll put a few Instagram photos up like I did for my last
48:07
surgery actually might be my last Instagram
48:10
photo jeez ominous no it's my third last Instagram no I meant from what's on
48:15
there at the moment oh yeah yeah I'm going in for a
48:22
procedure this may be the last time you hear from me I get to wear a red cat
48:26
when I go in why is that oh if you if you have an allergy you get to wear a
48:33
red oh cap I thought it was like so that they don't operate on this man's
48:40
brain they wouldn't cause her any damage before we before we move away from
48:45
Nicholas Cage news there's there's two more small pieces of of of business for
48:49
for Nick um the first one is that he has requested that people stop referring to
48:55
him as an actor now before you laugh and say he's not much of an actor to begin
48:59
with um he it's not that he doesn't see himself as an actor he just sees himself
49:05
more as a thespian and would like to be referred to as such see at the moment I
49:10
see him as unemployed but okay yeah unemployed not an unemployed
49:17
actor unemployed desan yeah
49:22
um yeah I I I'll call him whatever I feel like Fair
49:29
faires is there a difference between an actor and a thesbian
49:33
um I think to someone who's pretentious there might be a slight difference yeah
49:38
sure that was that was that was the word I was thinking of only difference I can
49:43
see I think it's the same as those people who refer refuse to say that they
49:48
watch movies and say they only watch films why why try to be fancy they're
49:53
the same just be honest just be just be
49:57
um and the last piece of
50:01
uh what does Nick Cage identify as news uh Nick Cave has said he's a goth he's
50:07
not a goth so apparently he is someone someone
50:12
said well he he apparently has a pet Raven and uh someone said oh it's a very
50:18
Gothic pet and he said well I am a goth so that works and everyone said are you
50:24
are you a goth really does that does that mean the Queen's a
50:30
goth cuz she has Ravens yeah imagine the queen was goth well evidently you're
50:36
calling Nicholas C that's you own Ravens you're a goth yeah that's it yeah one
50:43
Raven goth Ravens are a big goth and the Queen's got I think she always has to
50:49
have at least seven it is Ravens I are you thinking of a nursery rhyme are you thinking of
50:55
black birds baked in a pie um no no the at the Royal Tower of
51:00
London they have to have Ravens on site I
51:06
think just one of those archaic laws that nobody ever changed and now
51:10
everyone's just got to go with it yeah there's always Ravens at the tower of at
51:14
the Tower of London and I think there's always have to be like seven or there's
51:18
a certain number that always have to be there wow okay it it is a thing and I think the
51:25
only time that they haven't been Ravens there in like a very very long time was
51:29
during World War II when the bombings were happening yeah yeah yeah they were
51:33
like take the Ravens down yep that's so funny does it say why they're there or
51:39
was just a tradition it's a tradition I can't quite remember I don't know if
51:43
it's a luck thing or something it was a it was cuz it was quite a long time
51:47
since I learned this this is when we were actually in London oh
51:51
sure that is interesting but yeah they had like a certain number always there
51:55
and then had a few in training in case one croaked it well I was about to say
51:59
like if does it have to be seven could it be more like if if one hatch were
52:03
they like I'm sorry little buddy no I think they I don't know I
52:08
don't know if it's exactly seven but yeah there's a certain number that they
52:11
will always have there and cuz you have to train them up to this is where you
52:15
live don't fly away sure yeah of course yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I suppose
52:20
that's the the trickiest thing with birds is convincing them to just stay
52:24
there this is your home you are a tradition you and six of your friends
52:29
must always be here otherwise bad stuff will happen well the tower the to's a
52:35
thousand year old fortress you don't think about it yeah I suppose you're
52:38
right actually I mean I mean all towers are medieval for fortresses for feel
52:45
like there's some kind of Latin because we come from Australia and Australia is
52:49
sort of like the history that from when like Britain came over it's actually
52:54
quite short compared to yes yes yes I mean you know 50,000 years of
53:01
indigenous yeah and that's why I did say from when [ __ ] fors yeah I did speci
53:06
from when the British came no no no you were good I wasn't calling you out I was
53:09
I was just elaborating yeah yeah I want to go back to London now I want to eat a
53:13
scotch egg I was supposed to go to London when Co hit and ruined it for
53:18
everyone see I'm still we were so lucky we did our trip and met up in Paris when
53:22
we did yeah cuz when we were on our trip there talks about this flu coming through and
53:29
that it might be something and we just got drunk and didn't think anything of
53:33
it and when was the last time you heard about Wuhan or pangolins now it's just [ __ ]
53:40
Co mhm yeah people stopped trying to blame it on people in areas and now you
53:46
just oh you're wearing a mask a sheep yeah oh there's there's a lot of people
53:51
who are not just denying that it's a problem but actively going against the
53:56
solution I was reading today that kid rock the
54:00
musician um has refused to play any gig
54:04
at any venue that has covid safety precautions okay well the the thing is
54:11
is that also means that all of those venues are probably going Kid Rock can't
54:16
play here because he's not yeah yeah
54:21
yeah but then there's also Neil Young yeah so this was very
54:28
interesting because like I I used to listen to Joe Rogan when he had his
54:33
podcast mostly because he would have interesting guests on but then he
54:37
just further and further over the edge he yeah yeah and then I stopped
54:44
listening to him when he went to Spotify simply because I don't listen to podcasts on
54:49
Spotify I just don't um but evidently it's it's over there where he just as
54:54
you say just really really lean into his
54:57
whole antiva CO's not real etc etc to
55:02
the point where musician Neil Young uh has come out and said I refuse to be
55:08
part of any platform that won't censor dangerous hate speech like this um so
55:15
it's either him or me and Spotify went
55:19
well it's him he's and so this is where
55:23
I actually think Spotify has sort of back themselves into a a a hard corner
55:29
cuz I'm pretty sure that if cuz they
55:33
spent a lot of money yes to get him over
55:37
like yeah for them to turn around and was record-breaking amount of money for
55:42
them to turn around and go well not you can't we're going to get rid of him now
55:45
it means they're going to lose a lot of money they've wasted a lot of money but
55:49
if someone else was probably have the if we were if we we're on Spotify but if we
55:54
were on Spotify saying the same things as Joe Rogan we would probably be
55:58
sensored and taken off yeah imagine that imagine Neil Young was like I will not
56:02
have my songs on Spotify if [ __ ] multiple nurm aren't kicked
56:07
off but um but this is this has spawned a whole lot of stuff so the the the head
56:12
of the World Health world can't even
56:15
talk World Health yes who head of who um
56:20
has come out and said um more people should be taking stances like Neil Young
56:25
and and refus to associated with um because because these anti-id things are
56:31
very very dangerous yes um Apple music have jumped on this as a marketing
56:37
opportunity and have rebranded themselves as the home of Neil
56:40
Young um but apparently a record number of people this week have been Googling
56:45
who is Neil Young so I guess a whole generation of people he means absolutely
56:51
nothing I can actually understand that though
56:57
like it's not like when was the last time he he had a hit like hly like if if
57:03
Beyonce said [ __ ] it's me or Jo Rogan maybe there'd be more of a
57:08
debate but I I do agree that yes I believe yeah more should be coming out
57:14
against cuz I know like YouTube's very tricked on there like with the co
57:18
deniers and anaas they they're cracking down on that now and yeah yeah that's
57:23
right it is dangerous and unforunately a lot of these conspiracies and that's why
57:30
I'm so interested in Flat Earth cuz Flat Earth it's a bit of a
57:34
joke but the Flat Earth Community they they they're a gateway to a lot of other
57:38
conspiracies and that's why it's actually quite dangerous I've been I've been fascinated
57:45
lately I've been reading more about qanon I find that one really interesting
57:50
too because I don't know much about it's at least Flat Earth right now I'm not a
57:56
flat earther I don't believe in Flat Earth and if you want to learn a bit
58:01
more about round earth or just Earth as we call it you you you can go and read
58:05
about it very very easily but I can understand why an idiot would stand
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outside and go looks flat to me like
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that at least makes sense mhm the problem is a lot of it comes from also
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it's not just that yep it all looks flat it's also and the government has to be
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lying to us yeah and that's why they created NASA so
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they can NASA spends $50 million a day so it's like if the government were
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going to work out a way to just spend money and hide money they're not going
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to they'll just not tell you about that money they're not going to give it to an
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organization to fudge on the books they're just going to if there are
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secrets you don't know about them yeah and you don't just it's it's not like
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they tell you what they're not telling you but also when have you known a large
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collection of people to be able to keep a secret and we're not talking like a
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handful of people we they're talking about thousands tens of thousands
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hundreds of thousand if not Millions by this stage of people enough people have asked the
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question that if there was any evidence whatsoever someone would have put their
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hand up with it someone would have made a dollar or two out of being the one to
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come forth with the story the fact that it hasn't is is proof that there isn't
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anything there but yeah you get a lot of these people who say like um remember
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the Challenger of disaster yes that's fake and those all those astronauts are
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still alive to this day according to something would be the point of that and
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I'm and this is the thing where I like this is the thing that really gets me
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like they think that all they faked it and all these people are alive living
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other lives I'm s like if the government was going to fake something like that
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they would murder those people so there's no chance of them yeah yeah like
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yeah oh just make up the people yep there's this guy named Jeff was on there
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yep y he's gone yeah y he's family died
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of syphilis years before so yeah that's why yeah don't bother looking yeah I I
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just qanon is like that except that there's no reason to even believe it in
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the first place like there's just there to just come out and say I think there's a
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conspiracy um where the clintons are
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trafficking oh this thing yeah yeah I hate the term Pizza gate
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because everything's a gate now yeah I hate the fact that because there was a
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conspiracy at the Watergate Hotel everything's a gate because Watergate
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wasn't Watergate gate was it that was just the hotel where it went down
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correct [ __ ] language is [ __ ]
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but yeah it's that's one of the terrible things about the internet is these
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people can now find each other the people there have always been people who are suscep
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sceptical that word I can't say to conspiracy going let you go with that
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yeah H but before you you'd hear about them and but they were sort of on
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infring now they can find each other on internet and they get into an echo
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chamber it's it's the mainstream now like the president of not the current
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one cuz I don't know what he does dayto day cuz he doesn't do anything worthy of
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making the news which is actually that's what you want in a politician absolutely
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they he's just administrating he's just running the country everyone's getting paid we're
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not going to war yeah I shouldn't I in Australia shouldn't have to know what
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the American president is doing day to day it's got nothing to do with me the
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fact that Trump was in the news every day but the fact that they had a
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conspiracy theorist as a president is terrifying mhm
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terrifying what's scary is he could also be back soon
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yeah cuz this the thing that actually scares me like even in the last election
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with all that terrible stuff that happened after and everything the actual
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election was still quite close yeah that means that there's a
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huge chunk of oh yeah yeah put me in
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charge you you can run Lucas film and
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America yep actually I don't think I'm old enough to run America at the moment
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you'd probably still be the youngest yeah no no I think there is actual an
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age limit to be the president oh
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really 47 okay that's very
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specific president USA uh oh no no sorry I am old enough you
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have to be at least 35 years old oh okay that's that's okay yeah I mean I don't
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see how you'd possibly have enough experience to do it until you were about
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35 but there you go yep so you have to be at least 35 also there a tiny little
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thing where you actually have to be born there as well to be born in America yeah
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yeah there's that
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yeah there are no age restrictions
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whatsoever it's Thailand isn't it I don't know man when I was the first
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time I ever went to Thailand I was like Gob smacked because I was out driving
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down one of the highways and I saw a billboard that just said if you suspect
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your prostitute may be underage report her it's scary that that's that's a
1:03:44
thing that that has to happen there but that's where a lot of people go on their
1:03:48
sex tours and quite openly are sex tours yeah
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yeah well we're not going there no but we're going to go to the Afterparty yeah
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lot of underage prostitutes in the Afterparty but we report them all to the
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