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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap, Mac and Bone talk, random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 2: We stink. Like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 4: They talk about crap that is random. It's the Queen
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  Speaker 4: City's favorite born in tandem.
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  Speaker 2: Mack and Bone. Random crap. Mack and Bone. All right, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do some random crap here, ladies and gentlemen. Bears fans,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, Mad Bone. Not that anything to happen
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday, of course. The Bears fans are mad at
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  Speaker 2: PFF because they gave Caleb Williams a 62.5 grade. He
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  Speaker 2: is 20th. He is the 20th highest ranked quarterback. Via PFF.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to roll in here and take on
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  Speaker 3: the Panthers defense and get high grades.
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  Speaker 2: It's just not going to happen. He wasn't even average.
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  Speaker 2: Think about that, Bone. They didn't even think he was average.
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  Speaker 2: We watched him dance around our guys and make play
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  Speaker 2: after play in PFF. Again, I subscribe to him. I
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  Speaker 2: like the information. But some of the grades are like,
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  Speaker 2: were y'all high while you did that grading? Are you
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  Speaker 2: kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Derrick Brown got a very low
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  Speaker 3: grade for PFF. I'm not saying that's wrong, but you
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  Speaker 3: don't normally see that. He got, what did he get,
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  Speaker 3: a 30? I think he was in the 30s.
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  Speaker 2: He still had, he had four pressures, according to PFF,
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  Speaker 2: which is interesting. He had a 31.7, the lowest grade
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  Speaker 2: on the defense. But he had three run stops, too.
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  Speaker 2: I still thought he made plays, but those penalties were killer, man. Killer.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, PFF, Bears fans are canceling their PFF subscriptions
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  Speaker 2: in protest right now. Oh, you got 1,000 points. Settle down,
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  Speaker 2: all right? My word.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's get to Sean Payton. And Ben Johnson,
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  Speaker 3: I heard what he said about the 60 also, Ben Johnson. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we got to do that. Let's do that top of
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  Speaker 3: the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's let you know what Ben Johnson said. Can you
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  Speaker 2: move on, Ben? You got another game coming up. But
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  Speaker 2: let's get to, before we deal with that egomaniac, let's
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  Speaker 2: deal with another one on the sidelines, Sean Payton. If
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  Speaker 2: y'all missed it, the other night Adam Schefter reported that–
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  Speaker 2: Two assistants reached out from the Denver Broncos after Bo
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  Speaker 2: Nix was hurt against the Bills last year going into
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  Speaker 2: the AFC title game to ask Drew Brees, do you
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  Speaker 2: want to make a comeback and play for the first
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  Speaker 2: time in five years at the age of 47? And
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  Speaker 2: the report says Drew Brees went out there. Did a literal, like,
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  Speaker 2: workout and said, I can't do this show. I'm 47.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't gonna work. It was Carmichael and Lombardi, two
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  Speaker 2: guys that were with Sean Payton in New Orleans, no
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  Speaker 2: Drew Brees, and were with him in Denver. Sean Payton, bone,
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  Speaker 2: is playing dumb in the press conference. Listen to this answer.
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  Speaker 2: He is trying to convince everybody, Bone. He just found
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  Speaker 2: out recently that they called Drew Brees the week of
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  Speaker 2: the AFC title game. Anybody buying this? Listen to this.
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  Speaker 5: Drew had reached out, I think, right after the championship
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  Speaker 5: or right after the playoff went against Buffalo. I think
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  Speaker 5: he called Pete, probably text Peter, Joe. Those guys, look,
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  Speaker 5: none of it even... came to my attention. So when
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  Speaker 5: the story came up in Canton, I kept thinking they
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  Speaker 5: were just, you know, talking about the COVID season. And even,
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  Speaker 5: even in the COVID season, when he and I discussed
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  Speaker 5: possibly coming back for a Monday night game, you know,
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  Speaker 5: he had trouble throwing it. So, um, I don't think
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  Speaker 5: really anything really.
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  Speaker 1: Came of it.
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  Speaker 5: I think in Drew's mind, you know, there's that competitor
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  Speaker 5: in him. Um, and so, um, I was kind of
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  Speaker 5: out of the loop, and I don't think it's a
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  Speaker 5: big story, but nonetheless, certainly one that, once they described
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  Speaker 5: it to me, it just never got to my level,
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  Speaker 5: I guess. He had reached out to Pete, I think,
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  Speaker 5: and then Joe.
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  Speaker 2: So he's saying that. Dirty liar. He's saying that he
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  Speaker 2: did not sound like he had much conviction there when
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  Speaker 2: what was going on. That's like when you get caught
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  Speaker 2: by your lady in a lie and you're just like,
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  Speaker 2: I got nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Even if Mac, you said that he did reach out
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  Speaker 3: and I didn't bring it to you during the week.
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  Speaker 3: So you went all the way. to canton in august
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  Speaker 3: and you had you never never heard one thing about
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  Speaker 3: it you talked to drew breeze all.
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  Speaker 4: The time you talked and your assistants your assistant coaches
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  Speaker 4: didn't say to you so even if you didn't know
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  Speaker 4: then we'll just pretend he didn't know then no one
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  Speaker 4: brought it up along the way you didn't find out
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  Speaker 4: until you overheard a conversation it's crazy it's a dirty
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  Speaker 4: nasty liar i big time yeah what a weasel.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way if you're wondering why would he
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  Speaker 2: lie number one is um Number one is Bone. He
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  Speaker 2: is still, believe it or not, tied to the Saints.
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  Speaker 2: He is still on the retired or some list, Mike
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  Speaker 2: Florio wrote about it, to where it could literally be
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  Speaker 2: a tampering charge, Bone. If he ends up, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if it comes out that they were doing that sort
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  Speaker 2: of thing. Secondly, he probably doesn't want Jared Stidham. No.
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  Speaker 2: Some of our guys thought that it would be better
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  Speaker 2: to play a 47 year old man than you. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a lot going on there. But damn, he
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  Speaker 2: sounded Weasley. We ain't buying that story, bro. We are
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  Speaker 2: not buying that damn story. Martha Stewart put up an
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  Speaker 2: Instagram post. What's this all about? Finney's excited about this.
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  Speaker 2: She put up an Instagram post this week. Should I
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  Speaker 2: release my nudes? Hell yeah. What's up with that? Are
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  Speaker 2: you excited? Would you like that, Finney? I've been waiting
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  Speaker 2: on this for about a decade. She's 85. She still
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  Speaker 2: looks pretty good for 85, though. Hold on a minute.
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  Speaker 3: You guys actually thought she's going to put out nude photos?
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  Speaker 3: I read about it in Barstool. That's the bastion of
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  Speaker 3: Big J journalism, right? Why don't you read what she
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  Speaker 3: said about it? She said it's a marketing ploy. They're
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  Speaker 3: not photographs. It's a forthcoming line of nude lip serums
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  Speaker 3: for day and night from her age-focused skincare brand.
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  Speaker 2: What a tease.
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  Speaker 3: It's lipstick, basically. She teased all of us. You guys
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  Speaker 3: really thought— and by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Phoenix— I totally thought she might do it. She was
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  Speaker 2: in the SI Swimsuit issue a couple years ago. She
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  Speaker 2: settled down back there. My Lord, I'm waiting. Oh, his excitement,
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  Speaker 2: by the way. His excitement to see an 85-year-old Martha Stewart.
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  Speaker 2: My gosh, he's older than Mama. Don't y'all tell me
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  Speaker 2: you weren't intrigued when you saw the news about what— Intrigued, intrigued, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Intrigued.
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  Speaker 2: Your eyebrow was raised. It was, but it turns out
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  Speaker 2: I messed up again because I missed the following post.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were joking about it. I didn't realize
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  Speaker 3: you guys thought it was really a thing. But that's
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  Speaker 3: what she wanted you to do. I didn't see the follow-up.
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  Speaker 2: I saw all the articles that were written saying, look
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  Speaker 2: what Martha Stewart posted here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh, she's going to do it. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think she's just going to go out there and say,
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  Speaker 3: who wants to see my nudes? I don't think that's
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  Speaker 3: going to be how she's going to word it.
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  Speaker 2: She'll be on OnlyFans by the end of the month.
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  Speaker 2: Here's my 10 bucks. She's a woman of class. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Come on now. She did the swimsuit issue not that
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  Speaker 2: long ago. So swimsuit issue to nudes? I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was a natural progression.
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  Speaker 3: I'm more concerned about how fired up Fiddy got over this.
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  Speaker 2: He did. He did. All right, last clip because this
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  Speaker 2: has me fired up, Fiddy. This ain't right. This is
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  Speaker 2: the only type of thing getting me into tennis. So
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  Speaker 2: what is the name of the dude that won the U.S. Open, Fiddy? Zeb?
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  Speaker 1: Zeb?
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  Speaker 2: What is it? Sasha Zverev. All right. So he wins
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  Speaker 2: the U.S.
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  Speaker 1: Open.
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  Speaker 2: He beats American Ben Shelton, keeps the American man, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Schneid going as far as winning the U.S. Open. And
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  Speaker 2: then he flirts with Ben Shelton's girlfriend, Trinity Rodman. As
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  Speaker 2: they all do speeches, right, Fitty, after they win or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: He uses part of his time to flirt with Ben
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  Speaker 2: Shelton's girlfriend. Listen to this. Is this not a bro
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  Speaker 2: code man law violation to beat somebody in tennis and
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  Speaker 2: then do this? Listen to this. In Trinity, I thought
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  Speaker 2: you had a game today.
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Well done to you as well. You're the lucky charm,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm happy. Not today, but usually. Am I wrong
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  Speaker 2: to think Ben Shelton should want to take his racket
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  Speaker 2: and hit this dude over the head? Like, is that,
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  Speaker 2: or am I overreacting? What do y'all think about that?
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  Speaker 3: Or you can just let Trinity Robbins' father know what happened,
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  Speaker 3: have him take care of the whole situation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they're strange. I don't know, but she ain't
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  Speaker 2: too fond of old Worm. Dennis Rodman, that's his nickname, Worm.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want anybody to think I'm saying something weird here. Um, Finney.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know his nickname's Worm. Don't be laughing over there, skillets. Um, Finney.
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  Speaker 2: address the issue with me here is this a bro
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  Speaker 2: code like did it is that wrong yeah that's not
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  Speaker 2: cool is it dude probably not have you ever time
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  Speaker 2: or the place like have you ever seen anything like
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  Speaker 2: that in your life well i've seen worse bro code
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  Speaker 2: violations with an athlete i just beat you and now
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  Speaker 2: i'm flirting publicly with your girl like that's weird to
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  Speaker 2: me man yeah But, hey, he.
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  Speaker 3: Won the U.S.
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  Speaker 2: Open, so he can do whatever he wants. All right,
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  Speaker 2: we got you backed out. It looks like that's a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. You already won the match, and now you're
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  Speaker 2: doubling down by trying. What are you doing with that?
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  Speaker 2: I know maybe you're trying to be funny, but, like,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I can't imagine Ben Shelton like that. Bro,
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  Speaker 2: you beat me, and now you're over there. And she's
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  Speaker 2: over there giggling. Like, it's like, damn.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's the ultimate disrespect. You beat him and then
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  Speaker 3: you hollered at his woman. You can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: We got you back now after the worm incident, Bo.
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  Speaker 2: We got you. I didn't say anything, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: We lost you. You had turned around just dying laughing,
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  Speaker 2: staring at Fitty.
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  Speaker 3: Multiple people asking, when will Granny Pat make the announcement
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  Speaker 3: about her nudes?
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  Speaker 2: And would Fitty have the same excitement he did for Martha?
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  Speaker 5: 100%.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, jeez.