Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / DLHS Hour 2 | Date two no makeup please
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now, jazz Wine, we had any other conversation you said
- 0:03Speaker 1: a guy has to make as much money or more
- 0:05Speaker 1: money than you, or you wouldn't be interested in.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Right, Yes, how would you find that out?
- 0:11Speaker 3: Well, I would not ask to see his bank account.
- 0:14Speaker 3: I would not do that.
- 0:15Speaker 4: I would just little things I think you can tell.
- 0:17Speaker 4: I think money recognizes money. But how would you do it?
- 0:20Speaker 1: But there would be a concrete verification system that you
- 0:23Speaker 1: would engage in, right, No.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Not necessarily I would.
- 0:26Speaker 4: I would not go as far as to say something like,
- 0:28Speaker 4: let me see your credit score, let me see how
- 0:31Speaker 4: I'm telling you. I think money recognizes money. I think
- 0:35Speaker 4: depending on the places that he would want to take me,
- 0:37Speaker 4: how long he could keep that up?
- 0:39Speaker 3: Right, depending on how he dressed.
- 0:41Speaker 4: And I'm not talking like like be name brand from
- 0:43Speaker 4: head to tell, because money recognizes That's not how you
- 0:46Speaker 4: dress when you got money.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Just saying little things like that, look.
- 0:49Speaker 2: At me like that.
- 0:49Speaker 4: I'm just saying I would never be as invasive as
- 0:54Speaker 4: to say I'm not going to date you unless I
- 0:56Speaker 4: can see what your bank accounts like.
- 0:57Speaker 1: I'm not going to see him make more money than you.
- 0:59Speaker 1: And you found out you wouldn't to day anymore.
- 1:00Speaker 4: Right, if he made more money than me, did not
- 1:02Speaker 4: make more money significantly less.
- 1:04Speaker 1: See, then you go with all these If he says
- 1:06Speaker 1: less than you would you need.
- 1:08Speaker 4: I would still date him if he was if he
- 1:09Speaker 4: was a nice guy, but if it was significant, there
- 1:12Speaker 4: you go.
- 1:15Speaker 1: My dad said, don't everybody has their criteria as weird
- 1:20Speaker 1: as we might think it is, or invasive as we
- 1:23Speaker 1: might think it is. You know, and I've heard people
- 1:26Speaker 1: don't do all kinds of things. I won't date a
- 1:28Speaker 1: ball guy, I won't date a short guy.
- 1:29Speaker 2: I won't day that I know.
- 1:30Speaker 4: But those are things that you can you can see
- 1:32Speaker 4: outwardly when you first meet someone. If you met me
- 1:35Speaker 4: with makeup on, why would you ask me to take
- 1:37Speaker 4: that off.
- 1:37Speaker 3: And come out on the second date?
- 1:39Speaker 4: Well, first off, if you apparently were attracted to me
- 1:41Speaker 4: with makeup on.
- 1:42Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm attracted to somebody with the
- 1:45Speaker 1: strobe lights on too.
- 1:46Speaker 4: But that's the whole different thing. When you get home,
- 1:48Speaker 4: I mean, well that's all. But you know what, though,
- 1:50Speaker 4: you find out when you get home in the morning,
- 1:52Speaker 4: you find out You'll tell me that, you know, maybe I.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Like I I think that people now have all of
- 1:59Speaker 1: these pre it's a silly thing, and it's hard.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Enough to meet somebody anyway.
- 2:05Speaker 1: This is interesting because we have a show to do
- 2:06Speaker 1: for four hours, and that's great, Lena. If you think
- 2:09Speaker 1: it's a reason for him to ask to wear not
- 2:11Speaker 1: to wear makeup so I can get a look at.
- 2:13Speaker 2: You, right, you think there's some reason.
- 2:14Speaker 3: On the second day.
- 2:15Speaker 2: On the second day, I mean, I'm thinking that's cool.
- 2:17Speaker 3: I guess some girls do wear man makeup though.
- 2:20Speaker 5: Mad makeup like you won't even recognize them whateut, like
- 2:23Speaker 5: you might know.
- 2:25Speaker 4: If she but if she has on all that makeup,
- 2:29Speaker 4: more often than not, she likes the way she looks
- 2:32Speaker 4: with it, So for you to.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Ask you doesn't want you to not like the way
- 2:35Speaker 2: she looks.
- 2:36Speaker 4: Regardless of what the reason is, it is something that
- 2:39Speaker 4: she does often and she likes it. So you are
- 2:41Speaker 4: now asking her, okay, in order to go on a
- 2:43Speaker 4: second day date with me, I'm gonna need you to
- 2:45Speaker 4: come with no makeup. Ask you is I want to
- 2:47Speaker 4: get to know the real you. I don't think that's
- 2:50Speaker 4: what you're asking. I think it's a superficial thing. You
- 2:52Speaker 4: want to see how she looks, you can you can get.
- 2:54Speaker 5: To know.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Listen.
- 2:57Speaker 1: I don't want you to wipe your mouth and your
- 2:58Speaker 1: whole face come off.
- 2:59Speaker 2: I don't want bad it's them twelve inches I want
- 3:03Speaker 2: to I don't listen.
- 3:07Speaker 1: So the man is going out with a woman who
- 3:09Speaker 1: said the second date, hey, I want let's do something different,
- 3:11Speaker 1: like that's not wear makeup and see what happens.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Skip. What are you think of that?
- 3:20Speaker 5: I mean a kind of it is a little superficial,
- 3:23Speaker 5: but I can understand you want to know exactly what
- 3:26Speaker 5: you you know what I flip through Instagram and you
- 3:29Speaker 5: see some of these before and after makeup pictures. It's like, yo,
- 3:32Speaker 5: is this the same person?
- 3:33Speaker 2: Like you can really be fooled out there.
- 3:35Speaker 5: So you know, I'm not saying it's right, and he
- 3:38Speaker 5: ain't an ass, but he got the right to know
- 3:40Speaker 5: what he want to get into.
- 3:41Speaker 1: I've just seen people ask for some of the most innocuous,
- 3:44Speaker 1: onerous things. I've seen people say I want your credit report.
- 3:48Speaker 1: I've seen people say there are certain places I don't
- 3:50Speaker 1: want to go. So I think this is just kind
- 3:52Speaker 1: of thee your head like all that kind of stuff.
- 3:55Speaker 1: So I think whatever it is when you're making these decisions,
- 3:59Speaker 1: whatever you think you need, and somebody will do.
- 4:01Speaker 2: I guess that's okay.
- 4:02Speaker 1: But for me, if I was with the hanging out
- 4:05Speaker 1: with a chicken Atlanta, she might have to show me
- 4:08Speaker 1: baby pictures.
- 4:09Speaker 2: I'm not kidding around. I'm not kidding around. I'm not
- 4:12Speaker 2: at all.
- 4:14Speaker 6: At all a tall woman.
- 4:17Speaker 1: This is this is all cute. But before I buy
- 4:20Speaker 1: you this, this is clement of the little naked baby
- 4:24Speaker 1: pictures to laying on them. No, no, not a NEXD one.
- 4:26Speaker 1: I need to see you in second grade. You know
- 4:27Speaker 1: when you start to make stuff out.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, you know what I mean?
- 4:32Speaker 1: Like I thought your name was Claude. That not Claude.
- 4:39Speaker 1: I thought it was Sylvia and not Sylvester. But I
- 4:43Speaker 1: think one of the things that happens, like I've watched
- 4:46Speaker 1: those tutorials on Instagram.
- 4:49Speaker 2: You see somebody like you don't wear a line of makeup,
- 4:51Speaker 2: like I'll notice when you do it. I like why
- 4:53Speaker 2: you have makeup on it because.
- 4:55Speaker 3: It irritates me when you say it.
- 4:57Speaker 2: I'm like, you still look like jazz Ma. I don't
- 4:59Speaker 2: care you still look I see them putting on the tutorials.
- 5:04Speaker 1: They do the white line down the nose and then
- 5:06Speaker 1: like there's a whole.
- 5:07Speaker 3: Lot of stuff going on a contour. I think listen.
- 5:10Speaker 4: My thing is, I believe women are just sick and
- 5:13Speaker 4: tired of people telling them what they can and what
- 5:14Speaker 4: they can't do with their bodies their faces. If you
- 5:17Speaker 4: want to put make up all over your face and
- 5:19Speaker 4: you don't want it to transform your shirt, stop hugging. Okay,
- 5:22Speaker 4: not everybody does it well and left and it knows
- 5:24Speaker 4: how to spread it down.
- 5:25Speaker 3: So it sticks. I don't know, but I think, as
- 5:27Speaker 3: you say, there's a pot for every cover.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Yep, you know.
- 5:31Speaker 1: If you want to wear a man don't like and
- 5:32Speaker 1: find somebody to work at the Maxell, there you go.
- 5:35Speaker 2: You know what I mean, You're definitely.
- 5:38Speaker 7: There.
- 5:38Speaker 2: It does the makeup at a funeral home.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Yes, by someone who you like from from the first
- 5:44Speaker 4: time that you see them, that you like that as
- 5:47Speaker 4: opposed to trying to change them to look at whatever
- 5:49Speaker 4: you want to wake up to. I just well, listen,
- 5:52Speaker 4: at the end of the day, none of us really
- 5:53Speaker 4: know what we're going to wake up to. We can
- 5:55Speaker 4: only hope, we hope that you're going to stay the
- 5:56Speaker 4: same size. I can only hope that you're really who
- 5:58Speaker 4: you're telling me.
- 6:00Speaker 2: But the next day. The next day.
- 6:04Speaker 4: I'm sorry if on this show the way it works,
- 6:06Speaker 4: y'all don't care about the next day because you're kicking
- 6:07Speaker 4: the check out.
- 6:08Speaker 3: Yes, the main one.
- 6:15Speaker 4: In the conversations, In the conversations, I.
- 6:19Speaker 8: Don't want.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Baby, don't listen to her. She's kidding. I'm talking about
- 6:28Speaker 2: this one.
- 6:30Speaker 1: There's a woman who goes out with a man. He
- 6:32Speaker 1: tells her he didn't want to wear make up the second day.
- 6:35Speaker 1: She says this, how dare.
- 6:36Speaker 3: You request how I show up?
- 6:38Speaker 9: Right?
- 6:39Speaker 10: First of all, but I do believe that there is
- 6:42Speaker 10: some validity in understanding who a woman is and what
- 6:47Speaker 10: she does look like before you are too far along?
- 6:51Speaker 3: Right right?
- 6:52Speaker 11: I agree, I think requesting it is kind of outrageous.
- 6:56Speaker 11: You're not going to tell me what I can and
- 6:57Speaker 11: can't wear, what I put on my body at all.
- 7:00Speaker 2: That's just not happening.
- 7:02Speaker 11: But I feel like, I mean, eventually, I'm gonna want
- 7:04Speaker 11: to be comfortable around you, so I'm gonna, you know,
- 7:07Speaker 11: not wear makeup. I'm going to be in my sweatpants
- 7:09Speaker 11: and my you know, baggy T shirt just because that's
- 7:11Speaker 11: how I am on a regular basis, you know. But
- 7:13Speaker 11: for you to request that I don't think that's appropriate.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Do you agree with going to the phones?
- 7:19Speaker 6: I have no objestion to someone asking to go on
- 7:22Speaker 6: a date makeup free. I mean, I don't understand why
- 7:25Speaker 6: people take it so personal. I want to see what
- 7:28Speaker 6: she looks like regular, because you see what I look
- 7:30Speaker 6: like regular. I don't wear makeup, And why that's so
- 7:33Speaker 6: hard to ask? I'm not asking you to change your
- 7:35Speaker 6: features or anything, but come on, makeup is makeup. But
- 7:39Speaker 6: after I wake up and you don't look like how
- 7:41Speaker 6: you look on a regular basis, then I'm shocked. I
- 7:45Speaker 6: don't want to be shocked.
- 7:46Speaker 12: I think they're being reasonable. You know, this requests or
- 7:50Speaker 12: suggestion was reasonable. I mean, men want to know that
- 7:52Speaker 12: women are comfortable and their natural essence. You know, your
- 7:57Speaker 12: beauty is a gift from God. You shouldn't have to
- 7:59Speaker 12: enhance it to show men. You know who you are.
- 8:02Speaker 12: You know we'll get your natural, your natural beauty, you know.
- 8:05Speaker 12: I mean, I don't, you know, I don't even prefer makeup.
- 8:08Speaker 12: I think you you know you're naturally you know, beautiful? Geah, yeah,
- 8:12Speaker 12: you know, so, I don't. I don't really like it
- 8:15Speaker 12: too much anyway, But I don't think that's an unreasonable requestion.
- 8:19Speaker 13: I think that that's kind of narcissistic of the guys
- 8:24Speaker 13: trying to dictate.
- 8:27Speaker 6: How the woman should shouldn't look.
- 8:30Speaker 13: I think that that should be left up to the
- 8:33Speaker 13: woman to be able to decide, you know, how she
- 8:36Speaker 13: want to be presented when she goes.
- 8:37Speaker 14: Out in public.
- 8:39Speaker 8: Man, I tell you what, I am so glad and
- 8:41Speaker 8: I feel starry for these young brothers that are trying
- 8:44Speaker 8: to date. Now they could come. So it's not okay
- 8:48Speaker 8: for me to take you to a certain restaurant, and
- 8:51Speaker 8: it's not okay for me to ask you to look
- 8:54Speaker 8: like yourself when I take you out. Oh my god,
- 8:58Speaker 8: I don't believe it.
- 9:00Speaker 7: Don't so I will say the man is valid in
- 9:05Speaker 7: his opinion of what he wants. However, I think his
- 9:09Speaker 7: attraction is as backwards because knowing and understanding that you're
- 9:13Speaker 7: not attracted to women who wear makeup, that's my thinking
- 9:15Speaker 7: in the statement, then you need to find attraction in
- 9:18Speaker 7: women who don't wear makeup. For example, my husband does
- 9:21Speaker 7: not like women who wear makeup. I am a woman
- 9:23Speaker 7: who does not wear it. Therefore, he found the attraction
- 9:27Speaker 7: in me already because I presented it to him. What
- 9:30Speaker 7: I feel that he needs to do is be honest
- 9:32Speaker 7: with hisself. There is some attraction there in the beginning
- 9:36Speaker 7: with makeup, Well, ultimately that's the disdain for you. So
- 9:40Speaker 7: what I feel is you need to just start reaching
- 9:42Speaker 7: out to those women who are already natural.
- 9:45Speaker 15: I don't feel a man has a right to tell
- 9:47Speaker 15: a woman anything like you need to wear, or you
- 9:51Speaker 15: need to do, or you need to be. But in
- 9:54Speaker 15: that same breath, sisters, don't get offended by this. Not
- 9:57Speaker 15: of y'all wear too much makeup where it looks like
- 10:00Speaker 15: you got on white face, where it's like a little
- 10:02Speaker 15: line behind your ear and the makeup come down to
- 10:05Speaker 15: your gin and you look like you're some kind of
- 10:08Speaker 15: cartoon carnival person. So I kind of she looked like that,
- 10:12Speaker 15: and my man wanted to see the wheel deal. I'm
- 10:14Speaker 15: not disagreeing with them, not at all.
- 10:17Speaker 1: So this is very interesting. There's a man who insisted
- 10:20Speaker 1: if they go out for a second date, the woman
- 10:23Speaker 1: doesn't wear makeup on the second date. What do you
- 10:26Speaker 1: think was he right or wrong? We're going through the phones.
- 10:29Speaker 9: I think if he I can respectful way, then know
- 10:32Speaker 9: she should because he wanted to see her tuesdays, because
- 10:35Speaker 9: when you make up your face and make sure look
- 10:37Speaker 9: like a different prisons, so you're not actually showing your
- 10:40Speaker 9: natural paper. I think you should not. You should feel
- 10:43Speaker 9: like you shouldn't you feel up out lifted with yourself
- 10:46Speaker 9: to be open to share your face without makeup.
- 10:50Speaker 16: Actually get with that, because she when she if they
- 10:53Speaker 16: do get together, they're good. He's gonna see her without
- 10:56Speaker 16: the makeup. And you also have some people, some women
- 10:59Speaker 16: who put on this clown called makeup like they have
- 11:02Speaker 16: Rootcaul's drug race. So yeah, I can get with him
- 11:05Speaker 16: not wanting to see her and makeup, you know. And
- 11:09Speaker 16: I know that if they do get together, you don't
- 11:11Speaker 16: want to wake up to no frankn So I neither.
- 11:13Speaker 16: So he wanted to see what it looked like the
- 11:16Speaker 16: boss pretenses, So yeah, I can get with that.
- 11:19Speaker 13: I would answer him with the question, so you want
- 11:23Speaker 13: me to put on my attire after work? If you
- 11:28Speaker 13: don't want me to wear a makeup on the second day,
- 11:30Speaker 13: So that's what you want and that's what you will get.
- 11:33Speaker 13: So if that mattered to me, if you requests me
- 11:35Speaker 13: to not to wear a makeup or not, because I'm
- 11:37Speaker 13: going to show him the real.
- 11:38Speaker 9: Meat after word, no bakeup on, So yeah, I.
- 11:42Speaker 12: Would do it.
- 11:43Speaker 8: I would do it so he can have a choice
- 11:44Speaker 8: if you want to move forward or don't.
- 11:47Speaker 17: So he's going to get the.
- 11:48Speaker 13: Real meat without makeup and without the fancy clothes we
- 11:52Speaker 13: wear on a date.
- 11:54Speaker 18: I don't think that it's a ridiculous request because hopefully
- 11:57Speaker 18: at this point they've got to actually know each other,
- 11:59Speaker 18: right talking things of substance over the phone, and then
- 12:02Speaker 18: you take her on the date. One shouldn't think they
- 12:04Speaker 18: can get to know somebody by just going to a
- 12:05Speaker 18: date with them. And you know, I think a woman,
- 12:08Speaker 18: if she can't be real with herself, well how can
- 12:10Speaker 18: a man be real with her as well?
- 12:13Speaker 14: Well?
- 12:13Speaker 19: I feel like if a man is requestioned that you
- 12:16Speaker 19: don't put no makeup on, then I guess it all
- 12:20Speaker 19: depends if if it's okay with her, because my thing
- 12:25Speaker 19: is I would considered that a red flag myself getting
- 12:28Speaker 19: I'm trying to get to know you, and you already
- 12:31Speaker 19: on the on the date, make it demand So if
- 12:34Speaker 19: I ask you how much money you got in your
- 12:36Speaker 19: wallet when you feel offended. So some women have to
- 12:39Speaker 19: wear makeup because they may have some actne.
- 12:42Speaker 17: You know, man, I think that's a valid question, seeing
- 12:46Speaker 17: that gentleman wants to get to know that woman for
- 12:49Speaker 17: who she really is, so all stokes and everything besides,
- 12:54Speaker 17: I mean, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it,
- 12:55Speaker 17: but I understand how women feel by having an opinion
- 12:59Speaker 17: that it's wrong. But at the same time, as a
- 13:02Speaker 17: as a man, it can't be wrong for us to
- 13:05Speaker 17: be opinion, for us to want to know you who
- 13:08Speaker 17: you really are and see you for what he wants
- 13:11Speaker 17: to see as a future woman, as future wife. I
- 13:15Speaker 17: don't I don't see anything wrong.
- 13:17Speaker 14: I would be okay because I actually do look a
- 13:21Speaker 14: little different without makeup, but I would be okay with
- 13:24Speaker 14: wearing it if he didn't want me to wear it
- 13:27Speaker 14: the next stage because he wanted to see how it
- 13:29Speaker 14: looks without it, Because I actually look good both ways,
- 13:32Speaker 14: so it don't matter to me. I mean, that's my
- 13:34Speaker 14: opinion anyway, but yes, I do look different.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Now it's time for our feature.
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