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Nostalgia Nugget 22 - Tabloids, Sleepovers and Juice · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you
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  Speaker 1: could be a seat model star.
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  Speaker 2: I was sixteen at the time or fifteen and uh,
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  Speaker 2: and then hook it up with a witch and that
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  Speaker 2: was that. Cats can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't always mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmyman is a star.
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  Speaker 3: Her look looks weren't part of the issue. He's like,
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  Speaker 3: I had to sell my last top hat for dramas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's.
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  Speaker 1: See what's up, nostalgian nerds. We have a very special
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  Speaker 1: nugget today.
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  Speaker 3: But before we bring it up, I don't let you know.
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  Speaker 1: I know this episode is coming out three weeks after
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  Speaker 1: our gala event, but we're recording this before the gala event.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I still don't know if we want or not.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're listening to our podcast for the first time,
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  Speaker 2: you might know what we're talking about. Sure, But and
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  Speaker 2: that's for you to listen to more episodes to find
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  Speaker 2: out did we win? Did we lose?
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  Speaker 1: Up?
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  Speaker 2: Down? Turnaround? All right? I'm Jeff, I'm Andy, and we're
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  Speaker 2: joined today by an extra special guest, Mark. Sorry so Mark.
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  Speaker 2: He was on other episodes, he piled around in the
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  Speaker 2: yester year, and now he's back in the future. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so Mark, what are you nostalgic for?
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, I really missed, like the what were those
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  Speaker 4: juice things? You know, it's like the plastic turn top.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, squeeze it, squeeze it. Yeah, I forgot about squeeze it.
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  Speaker 3: And they had the faces on him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, oh man, that was so good.
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  Speaker 3: That they were really good.
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  Speaker 1: And it's funny because I think they were just basically
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  Speaker 1: kool Aid, just with a plastic bottle. Yeah, remember how
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  Speaker 1: like growing up, like all the parents are like.
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  Speaker 3: Just have the juice that so yeah, fucking awful, regardless
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  Speaker 3: of color.
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  Speaker 4: And the other thing too, as far as like liquids go,
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  Speaker 4: like so uh frutopia. I haven't heard like that's been
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  Speaker 4: gone forever. But the other thing I've noticed too, is like,
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  Speaker 4: when was the last time you saw like so.
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  Speaker 2: Be Oh my god, is that gone.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure if it's gone or not, but I
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  Speaker 4: can almost guarantee you that at least where we are,
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  Speaker 4: all the flavors and such that it used to exist,
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  Speaker 4: especially in like the glass bottles and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't see him at all.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, ye, and I doubt we're like that's like in
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  Speaker 2: an archive in like the government. So no, we'll get
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  Speaker 2: our investigative team on this, oh for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But on top of all of that, like you this thought,
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  Speaker 4: like you guys talk about nostalgia, and something I think
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  Speaker 4: about a lot is like you never know when, like
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  Speaker 4: the last when you've done something for the last time,
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  Speaker 4: like that general thought. So like I never realized that
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  Speaker 4: way back when that frutopia I bought from school from
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  Speaker 4: the vending machine was going to be the last one
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  Speaker 4: I drank. Yeah, I'm a little bummed about that because
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  Speaker 4: so good with.
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  Speaker 3: The with the squeeze its.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember. Was it multi flavored pack? And for
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  Speaker 1: some reason, I remember I always try to get the
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  Speaker 1: mean looking guy. Did he have a different flavor? Did
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  Speaker 1: they all come the same flavor?
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was different flavors. And then I think
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  Speaker 4: it was like a six pack scenario or something. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if they had a multi pack or righty pack,
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  Speaker 4: but I always.
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  Speaker 1: Went with red, So yeah, I think Red me personally,
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  Speaker 1: I like red and purple. I think purple flavored.
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  Speaker 3: Things are amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think green really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got to start.
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  Speaker 1: Buying skills together apples because and we got to start
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  Speaker 1: buying Jolly Ranchers together because I don't like green jolly ranchers.
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  Speaker 2: So we can just I'll get one like Jolly Ranchers
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  Speaker 2: and you'll get another branded candy and we can just
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  Speaker 2: like swap.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but what about all the colors in between the
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  Speaker 4: two that you guys don't like.
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  Speaker 3: We'll we'll have a long discussion. Yeah, we'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be like a treaty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, you get four of the purple if
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  Speaker 1: I got three of the reds.
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  Speaker 2: Or how they're trying to do like rank voting in politics.
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  Speaker 3: I think we should. It makes more sense. But yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we could do that.
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  Speaker 2: I think they did that kind of with the California
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  Speaker 2: primary like re election thing when it was Arnold Schwarzenager,
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  Speaker 2: Mary Carey who was a porn actress who looked like
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  Speaker 2: Mariah Carey, Gary fucking Coleman, Gary Coleman, and he came
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  Speaker 2: in sixth place.
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  Speaker 4: I just this was an actual political thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when they ran for when there was a really.
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  Speaker 1: Good joke one nor before Arnold became governor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he it was that election when he became governor.
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  Speaker 4: So all right, So if you know, if you've heard
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  Speaker 4: any sort of thing about Arnold Swarzenegger, like back in
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  Speaker 4: the day, he used to have these big things, He's like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: my biceps so bigger then or whatever. He he'd fight people,
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  Speaker 4: like when they did a Predator and stuff, like he
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  Speaker 4: had tricked uh Jesse the body of Ventterra like that,
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  Speaker 4: you know, his arms were bigger and then they weren't
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  Speaker 4: listen it together. Could you imagine the amount of rage
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  Speaker 4: running through that man's body if he lost to Gary Coleman.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, right, yeah, because if he's so big
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  Speaker 4: on like, my body's bigger than he would have lost
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  Speaker 4: to a really small humanvie.
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  Speaker 2: But then spoiler, they take off Arnold Schwarzenegger's like trench
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  Speaker 2: coach and he's like four different little people.
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  Speaker 4: It's he actually, yeah, it's all Gary Coleman's like distant cousins.
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  Speaker 1: So I pride myself on my knowledge on Hitler, and
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  Speaker 1: I also pried my knowledge myself on my knowledge of
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  Speaker 1: Gary Coleman and a new Gary Coleman documentary just drops.
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  Speaker 1: And now I've seen about six or seven Gary Coleman documentaries.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you're gonna say you were nostalgic for Hitler.
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  Speaker 2: Have you watched that? A TV movie with Gary Coleman
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  Speaker 2: where he's like a little arsenist. It's so listener, you
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  Speaker 2: can watch it like a poor quality on YouTube. It's
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  Speaker 2: Gary Coleman. He's a little kid playing an arsonist and
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  Speaker 2: just it's so fucking good.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's gonna have to be an episode. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you've probably.
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  Speaker 2: Watched that, Okay, listener, reminded, we need to remind remember this.
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  Speaker 4: Ye, you'll probably like the biopic that Make Him with
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  Speaker 4: Gary Coleman are about him Anthony mackews starring as Gary Coleman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so like magic if it was like James Franco. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: that's really problematic on so many levels.
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  Speaker 2: James Rinko's brother is married to that that white bitch
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  Speaker 2: that like they're in a movie together.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that one just came out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know they were married.
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  Speaker 3: I like Dave Franker. I think he's hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what movies are coming out.
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  Speaker 2: It's like this couple that like get stuck together. And
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  Speaker 2: like his wiener gets stuck in her vagina or something
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  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I guess it's like cut it off, yeh,
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  Speaker 2: doors a little slut andy, What are you nostalgic for?
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking about this about something I was ostalgic for. Sleepovers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sleepovers were always for the most part, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: unless something horrible happened, which I.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, not to me, but I guess like
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  Speaker 2: slender Man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Slenderman. But sleepovers were always great.
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  Speaker 1: And it's it's funny because I think about sleepovers from
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  Speaker 1: like elementary and then to middle school and high school.
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  Speaker 1: And even though there was different types of video games
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  Speaker 1: for me personally, all my sleepovers kind of consisted of
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  Speaker 1: the same shit, like you and a buddy, or you
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  Speaker 1: and a few buddies, and like you'd get some kind
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  Speaker 1: of like pizza or just some snacks whatever, and then
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times it was just video games and
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  Speaker 1: just bullshit and listen to music for like I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: fifteen hours. One time it was me my buddy de
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  Speaker 1: Loo and we stayed out of my buddy Sean's house,
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  Speaker 1: and I had a PS two and they both had xboxes,
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  Speaker 1: so I brought my PS two.
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  Speaker 3: Delo brought his Xbox.
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  Speaker 1: We both brought TVs over, and we stayed the whole
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  Speaker 1: weekend there, and at one point we played video games
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  Speaker 1: in this room for eighteen hours straight. Geez, fucking nuts, right,
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  Speaker 1: And we would just take turns on games and everything.
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  Speaker 1: But and then you know, pizza would be ordered and
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  Speaker 1: would just hang out and everything.
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  Speaker 4: But a poop.
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  Speaker 1: I don't poop at them in public, so I didn't
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  Speaker 1: for sure, But no, I do miss sleepovers.
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  Speaker 3: I remember for my sixth grade.
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  Speaker 1: Birthday, I think it was you and Gabe stayed over
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  Speaker 1: and played a socom all night and everything.
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  Speaker 3: That's a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 4: I think as you get older, sleepovers turn into like
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  Speaker 4: like trips and stuff like that. They become more far apart,
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  Speaker 4: but like the closest you're getting tod as like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: let's go to Seattle for the weekend. Oh, like people
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  Speaker 4: who do like camping trips together and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess the last technical sleepover I had
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  Speaker 1: was we surprised Dilo when he was getting married. A
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  Speaker 1: couple months we got married, we took him to Seattle
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  Speaker 1: for the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, this is kind of a fun story. So we
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  Speaker 1: were drinking everything parting, and we went to a Mariner's game.
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  Speaker 1: I almost got kicked out for trying to sneak alcohol in,
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  Speaker 1: but it wasn't my fault. It was Kyle's fault technically,
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  Speaker 1: but not important. So we're drinking all fucking day, all night,
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  Speaker 1: and then we're out at the bars and everything, and
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  Speaker 1: then smells and I are smoking a cigarette and we
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  Speaker 1: see this like Middle Eastern dude hanging out so a cigaret, Like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: what are you up to?
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  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, we're just.
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  Speaker 1: Having a wedding up here, and I'm like oh really,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, I'm some buddies. It's he's
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  Speaker 1: about to get married. Can we come up?
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  Speaker 3: And he's like sure.
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  Speaker 1: So then we go up to this wedding and I
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  Speaker 1: have it all on foot, like I have footage of
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  Speaker 1: this like of us and we're dancing and people loved
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  Speaker 1: us and like we're at this like Middle Eastern wedding
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  Speaker 1: and it's like with the music and they're all like
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  Speaker 1: we're like dance, like they're pointing at me while I'm dancing.
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  Speaker 3: It was a lot of fucking fun.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I could call that one Middle Eastern.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so yeah, maybe like Indian, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: there's I don't know, but they were brown and it
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  Speaker 1: was an amazing night and there was like it was
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  Speaker 1: a wedding reception.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen that video of that like cheer group
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  Speaker 2: from like the early two thousands and it was the
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  Speaker 2: recording of George W. Bush about right after nine to eleven,
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  Speaker 2: and they did like a cheer and then they acted like.
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  Speaker 3: The two planes towers, Like what the fuck? I just
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  Speaker 3: loved because there had to be an adult.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, guys, some people might get mad about this,
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  Speaker 1: but I think this is what we need to do.
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  Speaker 2: So when I had sleepovers, I either had sleepovers when
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  Speaker 2: because as I got older and like super gay, I
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  Speaker 2: either had sleepovers with the guys that wanted to experiment,
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  Speaker 2: or I had sleepovers yeah, or had sleepovers with Kaileen.
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  Speaker 2: And the first time I stayed in that at Kaileen's house,
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  Speaker 2: we were like watching like looking at magazines and watching
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  Speaker 2: like Lindsey Lizzie Maguire and stuff like being super awesome.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: So I went to go take a dump in her toilet.
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  Speaker 2: It and I would go to the wipe and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't see the told paper. So I'm like looking
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  Speaker 2: into the sink note hole paper. These people they store
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: their toll paper in the closet outside of the fucked
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  Speaker 2: up So this was before Kaitlin and I became like
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  Speaker 2: best friends. We're still like in our you know, romancing time.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, what do I do, Like I
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  Speaker 2: take a quick.
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  Speaker 3: Before cell phones? Yeah, so you can't like text her?
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is before I didn't want to even tell
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: her like I was in.
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  Speaker 3: The situation and if you were, I don't like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I ended up finding pads like for period
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  Speaker 2: and unwapped those and I just used a bunch of pads.
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  Speaker 3: Did you flush them? No?
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, I don't want to clog the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: So I just put him in their little trash.
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  Speaker 4: Can imagine how scared her mother.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about those? But I don't what to do with it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I just, yeah, just wipe my ass with a
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: bunch of pads and put them in a little garbage can.
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  Speaker 2: That the garbage can had a lid on it, so
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna be in the clear, I think, unless
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  Speaker 2: somebody went in there.
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  Speaker 3: Specifically look like that fucking asshole better not.
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  Speaker 2: Toilet paper. Yeah, all right, So what I'm nostalgic for speaking.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna ask you what a I was so
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: excited to be like, finally ask you, include you, but
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  Speaker 4: you go ahead, and what are you gonna say? What
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  Speaker 4: are you nostalgic for?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, what did you ask me?
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  Speaker 4: And and I was like, I'm gonna ask Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: Here we'll start again.
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  Speaker 4: What are you nostalgic for?
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  Speaker 3: Jeffs Hey, Jeff, what are you a nostalgic for?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Thank you? However, Mark, so sleepovers with Kayleeen growing
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  Speaker 2: up was tabloid heaven. Like we would get high, we
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: would smoke cigarettes, drink mead and then just and just
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  Speaker 2: why me because we would uh some guy she was with,
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  Speaker 2: like Rocky with him and his friends would make their
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  Speaker 2: own alcohol.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone's like eight to ten years old at this point
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  Speaker 4: in time. I just want to.
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  Speaker 2: Say we were quite so. So yeah, we were just
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: like getting drunk and some many cigarettes and then we.
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  Speaker 1: Actually it's really crazy. So the I remember when I
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  Speaker 1: first time had to play my very first song on guitar,
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  Speaker 1: fully Yeah with Glycerine by Bush and I stayed at
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Rocky's house and him and Eric taught me how to
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: play that.
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  Speaker 2: Because we're talking about sleepovers, and so the big thing
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: at the Big main presentation, the main event of Kayleene
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  Speaker 2: and Jeff sleepovers were tabloids. Like, I love tabloids. I
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: have a couple in my hand right here, and I
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  Speaker 2: love that kind of like Oily feeling feel that, Mark,
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: I feel that. How about it's the Eric with Andy.
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  Speaker 3: Secret Love Child.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: So I have a couple of stories that I want
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: to go through. So this one is The Examiner National Examiner.
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  Speaker 2: Mriska Hargitabe was the reason that I did pick this
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  Speaker 2: one up. So a couple of tulous Yeah, no, it
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  Speaker 2: are so good. So I'm gonna take you guys and
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  Speaker 2: the listener on a little tour of like what we
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  Speaker 2: would do. Mark, were you a tabloid person? Andy? Were
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  Speaker 2: you a tabloid portionslain?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but like when it came to like music and
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: like wrestling and ship Oh and I think tabloids specific
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  Speaker 1: to like the outlandish crazy thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah not really.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So these ones. I love the black and white
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: ones like vampire boy blah blah blah, but these ones,
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  Speaker 2: so Keileen and I would there's a full page shit
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  Speaker 2: vampire spread on like celebrities looking gorgeous and we would
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  Speaker 2: just like ridicule all of them. So this one has
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: because it's right now Heidi Klum, So she's still dipping
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  Speaker 2: and doing I don't know who most of these people are, Riion.
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  Speaker 2: I lost my like, uh male virginity to her song
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  Speaker 2: and then she's smoking. Who's Zoe's oldonna?
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  Speaker 3: You know how this.
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  Speaker 2: One? I think, No, that's Nikki Laane.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's upside down so it's hard for me to see.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So then we get into things like this. There's
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: like little photo like spot the difference. And then listener
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: you can't see because it's a podcast, but there's two
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: like racially ambiguous grandparents with their grandson at a Ferris wheel.
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  Speaker 2: I just love that. This here's what I love about
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  Speaker 2: these magazines. The titles to the articles address to die
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: or is talking about an auction of Princess Diana's dresses.
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  Speaker 2: So I love that.
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  Speaker 3: I not the I E.
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  Speaker 2: There's a whole pit spread to creative uses for paper clips,
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  Speaker 2: so they could be used as a money clip, a
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: hook for a Christmas ornament, breaking a.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Home, the punching. What was the third one?
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: He said, it's for.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Picking locks, picking locks, zippers, making a change.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Have there always been this use so thefts infections.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: There are still these where the end listener again you
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  Speaker 2: can't see. It's the podcast where you can order kind
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: of like sketch your shoes by cutting out the thing
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  Speaker 2: and putting your information on here.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know about could that work.
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  Speaker 4: Have you bought like one of those gift card things,
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  Speaker 4: like probably, yeah, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: My god, that's such a good idea. And then the
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  Speaker 2: one that I saw recently was I Don't have It
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  Speaker 2: with Me was a two page spread of a current
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  Speaker 2: trend in fashion and it was called sardine Chic and
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  Speaker 2: it was like like a person with a sardine on it.
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  Speaker 2: And then this one is the Globe and the article
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  Speaker 2: the main one is JFK's Secret Love Child Choker Count
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  Speaker 2: Tracula's tomb Found. I want to show a couple of
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  Speaker 2: things to the two of you. But I love this
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  Speaker 2: when celebrities are like unattractive photos of them. This one
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  Speaker 2: says crack attack and it's Priscilla Barnes, so like, so yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, Priscilla Wood, that is so Priscilla Barnes. You think
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  Speaker 3: about it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Fringe Benefits with Nicki Minaj, like like me and Keithen
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  Speaker 2: could stay up all night just looking at tabloids. But
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: the thing that I was gonna oh yeah, Kim Kardashian
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: and Courtney I love that. But then, okay, I want
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: to get to this. The personals. So there are there
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: are personals in these type of tabloid magazines. They are
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: super fucking racist because it says things like retired home
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: owners seeking single white female or Hispanic female who desires
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  Speaker 2: a long term relationship. Are you homeless? Question Mark? Need help?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Question Mark? Contact me?
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Let me see really quick.
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  Speaker 1: So the JFK love child though, So JFK died sixty
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  Speaker 1: two years ago. That means that child would be minimum.
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  Speaker 1: Even if you got someone pregnant the day before he died,
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  Speaker 1: that means that child would be sixty two years old.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're probably dead.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I want to really, what do you think the odds
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: are that that guy has a seller? Which guy? The
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: guy who's looking for someone who might be home?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god? Alright, I want to read one like
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  Speaker 3: sexy ready.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, single white male looking for an Asian female, age
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  Speaker 1: open who lives in the Mortal Beach, South Carolina area.
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  Speaker 1: Right phone picture and information about.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Yourself it's it's and then the female seeking male ones
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: are they're usually younger and they're seeking like older people,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: oh not gross seeking Afro Mexican, no drugs, no prisoners,
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  Speaker 2: well groomed, like okay, that's very specific.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: So it's an Afro groomed pretty well.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: It's just amazing. And then there was one that I
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: read recently where it was a lot of unflattering pictures
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: of Tom Sellick.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he just turned eighty and I think his
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: show just got done. And it's funny because I was
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: at work and then it said something breaking news, so
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I clicked it and it was something tom Selleck and
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we didn't die, and they just.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Go, he doesn't look very good. Yeah, that's weird.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I love Tom. I was like, wow, be like Tom
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Selleck looks ugly. Yeah, I'm fucking eighty years old. Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: And that's how I've given you quickly down Under, I've
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: given you MAGNI P. I like, what else do you
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: need from me? I should be give me a break at.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: And they took pictures of them going to like McDonald's
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: drive through love I love it and like I get
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: news alerts on like my Apple Watch it's like breaking
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: in is because I subscribed to all the tabloids virtually,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: but I love, like, I'm glad that these still exist.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Like these tabloids, I'm so glad that they still exist.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta start mine more. And I think they're
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: just fun to have, just yeah, yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Because like when you're in the bathroom sometimes you don't
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: want to be on your phone, or if your phone's
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: charging in the next room or whatever, these are good
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: to have in the bathroom. I when I got my
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: colonoscopy and listener and Mark, if you haven't listened to
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the Christmas Colonos special, go back and listen to that.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: But I gave them a piece of my mind because
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: they had no magazines in their waiting.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Room especialist in that Christmas Kolonosopy episode. If you're a
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: big fan of Christmas.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could we cover a lot of Christmas all
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: there was it a live episode. I'm kind of we
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: recorded my I recorded my preparations like drinking the ship
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: and then like having like diarrhea a lot, and then
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: like right after Jeremy recorded me waking up.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: But it's funny because like even the second he wakes up,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: he starts making jokes with the nurses like fucking instantly.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Really funny jokes.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, God damn it, Jeff, that's why we
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: were doing because you're really witty and funny.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Well he was. She was like, all like, just holler
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: feeding me. I was like, hell about girl? Like, I like, so,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I am nostalgic for tabloids of yesteryear.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: I am nostalgic for sleepovers.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Love that analogic for liquid.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: You're nostalgic for liquid. I love that. Listener. Find Guscus
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: my Dog on Instagram at Guscus Underscore of the Dog Future. Jeff,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, just keep going and like make sure
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I think you need to like oil and lotion yourself
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: more because you've been showering a lot because of your depression,
• 19:28
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• 19:30
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• 19:34
  Speaker 2: and until next time, I'm Jeff.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, ay Ley Jackiela, I'm sorry that I
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: think goes.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Thanks, you're a firecracker, and we'll see you next Tuesday.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Tell me a wire.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
• 19:53
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