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You are no match for a "Florida Man" · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: People online are listing the wildest Listen carefully to this
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  Speaker 1: the wildest non sexual things they've done naked in their
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  Speaker 1: birthday suit in the buff. Non sexual things you've done naked.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over this list, Savannah. Savannah Right, Savannah.
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  Speaker 1: People are listing the craziest, the wildest non sexual things
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  Speaker 1: they've done in the buff.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this is so embarrassing, But the craziest non sexual
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  Speaker 3: thing I've done naked was fully assembling Ikia furniture. I
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  Speaker 3: had just put self panner on and I didn't want
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  Speaker 3: my clothes like messing it up. So I'm just like
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  Speaker 3: in my apartment, I am completely naked, and I am sweating,
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  Speaker 3: I am screaming at these sweetish instructions that don't make
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  Speaker 3: any sense. And at one point maintenance walked in unannounced
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  Speaker 3: because there's a leak downstairs, which I didn't even know
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  Speaker 3: that they could do that, and they caught me crouched
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  Speaker 3: over my half felt dresser.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's wrench.
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  Speaker 3: And like I'm like literally like a little gollum, like
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  Speaker 3: over my dresser, naked with self tanner on, and you
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  Speaker 3: literally backed out so slowly and went you know what,
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  Speaker 3: I'll just come back tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I want to red flag.
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  Speaker 1: And we said non sexual, and you said you're holding
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  Speaker 1: onto Alan's wrench.
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  Speaker 2: That's not right.
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  Speaker 5: You made it that way non.
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  Speaker 1: Sexual, Savannah. Okay, well, thank you for sharing that story.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great visual.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was really bad. I almost thought about moving.
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  Speaker 6: Got to preserve the tan though.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So on this list eight seven seven ninety
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  Speaker 1: three seven four seven, what's the craziest non sexual thing
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  Speaker 1: you've done naked? This person is just painting a room.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to mess up my clothes this person,
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  Speaker 1: and I never you know, does anybody hear scuba dive?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a scuba diver.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've been scuba diving a long time. But this
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  Speaker 2: person says.
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  Speaker 1: Scuba diving it's a tradition that you do your hundredth
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  Speaker 1: dive nude. I've never heard that, and I haven't done
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  Speaker 1: one hundred dives. So that's good. Walking outside in the rain,
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  Speaker 1: that seems kind of fun. Anybody before I go anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody here, what do you guys do? Anybody does anything
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  Speaker 1: non sexual in the nude?
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  Speaker 2: I am never.
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  Speaker 5: Naked, Cook naked before?
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  Speaker 1: Oh cookie naked says here this person lost a bet
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  Speaker 1: and had the fry bacon.
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  Speaker 2: In the news.
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  Speaker 5: Snow Mine was just like, you know, you're in between
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  Speaker 5: doing stuff. You gotta go hop in the shower, go run,
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  Speaker 5: flip a burger.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Kyle, you got nothing like that.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing I like run through my house though, I'm not
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  Speaker 7: like casually strolling. Come on, no, I'm not like doing
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  Speaker 7: makes all my Sunday choice nude.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I feel like all of the naked moms
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  Speaker 5: are going to come out right now, because there's those
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  Speaker 5: moms that literally pay please.
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  Speaker 1: I'm visualizing. This person said they were two being in Colorado.
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  Speaker 1: My bikini bottoms and a tube got whipped away in
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  Speaker 1: a rapid. Luckily, a nice lady grabbed me, put me
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  Speaker 1: on her tube, and we found both my bottoms and
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  Speaker 1: tube down the stream.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Riding a horse, this person says, riding a horse, unclear
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  Speaker 1: if it was saddled a bareback. This person says, swimming
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  Speaker 1: in the Everglades until I saw an alligator. They were
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  Speaker 1: swimming naked in the Everglades. Someone joked I danced naked
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  Speaker 1: in front of a full length mirror and admiring my
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  Speaker 1: weight loss only downside I'm now banned for my kia.
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  Speaker 1: This person ran through a really old graveyard on Halloween
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  Speaker 1: night totally naked. This person was walked off into the
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  Speaker 1: woods naked within the National Park and wandered around for
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days before finding civilization again. Someone said
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  Speaker 1: they played a dancing game on Xbox connecting nude they
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  Speaker 1: were home alone on a hot summer day, and why not? Right,
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  Speaker 1: so there you go eight seven seven, nine three seven
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  Speaker 1: one four seven all r y ella, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What non sexual thing did you do in the nude?
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  Speaker 8: So let me first. I was saying that I lived
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  Speaker 8: in a place where the screens had holes in the windows,
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  Speaker 8: and sometimes you would leave the door open for the
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  Speaker 8: air to come through, so that lightlet in lots of flies,
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  Speaker 8: And before I had kids, I would sometimes sleep in
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  Speaker 8: the nude, and just the way that flies like to do,
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  Speaker 8: fly and buzz around all over your face. I just
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  Speaker 8: got sick and tired of it. So I jumped up,
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  Speaker 8: I yelled something like not today, junior, or something like that,
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  Speaker 8: grabbed the flyswater and started killing all the flies that
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  Speaker 8: I could see. And I'm not talking just killing, I'm
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  Speaker 8: talking like hunting them down. And jumping in the air,
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  Speaker 8: hitting them like tennis balls midair like and then when
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  Speaker 8: it was all done, I just went back to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: So you killed of flies in the nude?
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  Speaker 8: It was a lot, I don't know, hundreds, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Thanks for calling in, Thank you for listening. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: by more of your calls.
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  Speaker 2: Next. Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven.
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  Speaker 1: What's the craziest non sexual thing you've done in the buff?
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven Brenna, Hello.
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  Speaker 2: What have you done in the nude? Non sexual?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: So, my friends and I decided to have a lake
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  Speaker 4: kay and after a few years, one of my friends
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  Speaker 4: sided to go topless, so we all decided to join her.
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  Speaker 4: And then I got dared to run into the lake nude.
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  Speaker 9: So I said, sure, why not?
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  Speaker 4: Ran in, turned around, saw the rangers walking down, said
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  Speaker 4: oh no, I'm busted, and they said, we don't really
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  Speaker 4: want to kick you out, but the boy Scouts are here.
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  Speaker 6: They want you to leave.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, is around the boy scouts.
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  Speaker 4: The boy a whole troop of boy Scouts. And then
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  Speaker 4: I had to do the walk of impass all of
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  Speaker 4: them before I got kicked out. The rangers came back
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  Speaker 4: and said, we feel bad about kicking you out, But
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  Speaker 4: the boy Scouts said, you probably tripled their turnout the
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  Speaker 4: next year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's legend. That boy Scout trip is legendary in
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  Speaker 2: the history books.
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  Speaker 7: Boy Scout troop leaders are like, how do we explain
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  Speaker 7: this to their parents?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Bred, thanks for listening and sharing that story. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sophia. What did you do in the buff?
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  Speaker 1: But it was non sexual?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 11: Hi, guys, I had a friend I think we were
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  Speaker 11: like on our late teens, and we just decided one
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  Speaker 11: night it was raining out and it was like warm out,
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  Speaker 11: and we decided we were gonna get naked and run
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  Speaker 11: around out in the yard and around the house in
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  Speaker 11: the and then we went back inside. They had a
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  Speaker 11: pool table in their house, and we were just like, hey,
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  Speaker 11: let's play pool.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for sure that there's a story in
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  Speaker 1: the news as a sixty two year old man in
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  Speaker 1: Florida was arrested. If they're marching over to his neighbor's
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  Speaker 1: house at three am to destroy a malfunctioning floodlight. So
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  Speaker 1: I kind of get it at his floodlight's just blinking
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  Speaker 1: and blinking and blinking. He did it completely naked except
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  Speaker 1: for a watch, a headlamp and flip flops.
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  Speaker 2: You see that?
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  Speaker 5: Actually, how mad do you have to be there? You
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  Speaker 5: forget to put clothes on?
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  Speaker 6: Dara, Good morning, Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: What crazy thing did you do? Non sexual? You were
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  Speaker 2: totally naked.
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  Speaker 9: I got locked outside of my hotel room while chaperoning
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  Speaker 9: for my sixth green son's field trip, and everybody's got
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  Speaker 9: a show. So, as you can imagine, that was pretty
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  Speaker 9: traumatic for everybody, and I'm so bummed. I just dropped
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  Speaker 9: my son off because he would love to tell you.
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  Speaker 9: Guys who would not love to tell you the story
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  Speaker 9: get locked up. So it's a long story, but to
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  Speaker 9: put it short and try and set the background, we
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  Speaker 9: were doing it an overnight stay at a college, and
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  Speaker 9: so we were in a dorm room. We're staying in
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  Speaker 9: dorm rooms. I have my own and I was going
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  Speaker 9: to take a shower. And so the way that the
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  Speaker 9: dorm rooms were set up is there was two that
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  Speaker 9: were in a locked you know room, I guess, so
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  Speaker 9: two bedrooms and then the shower was there, but you
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  Speaker 9: had to leave your room to go to the shower.
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  Speaker 9: So I shut my door, went to go and take
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  Speaker 9: a shower. And once I got out of the shower,
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  Speaker 9: I realized that I left my towel and my phone
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  Speaker 9: and everything else in the room, so I went to
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  Speaker 9: grab it and the door was locked.
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  Speaker 2: It oh yeah, and seeing it.
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  Speaker 9: It's better. But then I'm looking around and there's nothing
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  Speaker 9: to cover me. I was waiting there for maybe ten
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  Speaker 9: minutes with the door cracked open, trying to see if
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  Speaker 9: anybody was walking by, to ask for help, you know,
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  Speaker 9: to see if somebody can lock the door, and the
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  Speaker 9: only thing I was like, I'm gonna have to make
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  Speaker 9: a decision here, and you were to ask for help,
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  Speaker 9: but I had nothing. I was completely naked, and so
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  Speaker 9: the only thing that was there was those little tiny
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  Speaker 9: sea through trash liners. So there was two of them,
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  Speaker 9: and they were tiny, and again they were see through,
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  Speaker 9: so anything that was covered was not really cut. So
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  Speaker 9: I had to cover myself. And I knew that there
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  Speaker 9: was a mom across the hallway, so I'm like, no
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  Speaker 9: one's come by and forever, I'm gonna make a run
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  Speaker 9: for it. So I literally go right across the hallway
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  Speaker 9: and start pounding on her door, and then I hear
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  Speaker 9: my door shut, like the main door and so I
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  Speaker 9: can't get back in it's locked. And then that's when
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  Speaker 9: I hear all these loud boys, six grade boys coming
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  Speaker 9: up the stairs, and I'm like, oh, because where can
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  Speaker 9: you go?
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  Speaker 8: There's nothing you can.
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  Speaker 9: Cover myself with these little fast liners. And not only
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  Speaker 9: was it my son and his it was five or
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  Speaker 9: six other boys, it was his teacher and it's principal.
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  Speaker 8: No, there's oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: They were like, you are no longer allowed to chaperone
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  Speaker 5: on trips.
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  Speaker 1: So you you are naked, naked, You're totally naked, naked, naked.
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  Speaker 9: It's very very nice to me and my kids since
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  Speaker 9: that day.
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  Speaker 1: So they walk up, you're totally naked, and do they
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  Speaker 1: someone open the door for you finally or do you
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  Speaker 1: just walking.
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  Speaker 6: By like they don't see you the fun No?
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  Speaker 9: No, not So the principal was like because the boys
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  Speaker 9: are like, oh and they're dogs. So the principle like
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  Speaker 9: keep going, and he's like, you know, hurting them out
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  Speaker 9: the out the hallway. And then he comes back and
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  Speaker 9: he's like you could see like I have to go
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  Speaker 9: get a key to get in there downstairs, but you
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  Speaker 9: can stay in my room until I get your key,
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  Speaker 9: And so he let me into his room and gave
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  Speaker 9: me a towel and whatever, and so he had me concealed.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, like I said, it's been very nice.
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  Speaker 1: What a great what a great memory for those boys, not.
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  Speaker 6: For her son.
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  Speaker 2: How old is your son? How old is he now?
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  Speaker 2: How old is he now?
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  Speaker 9: He's twelve, he's still in sixth grade.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fresh. What a beautiful story.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 9: Friends always walked by and they're like, Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a great, great, fantastic story.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you for sharing with us, made our daying me.
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  Speaker 1: I can't help but just think that maybe one of
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  Speaker 1: those boys had something to do with it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they don't.
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  Speaker 6: They locked the door on their own.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have any other ones?
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  Speaker 1: Shoots a call eight seven seven nine seven four seven
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  Speaker 1: or damn John J. Vannesss it's John Jay and Rich
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  Speaker 1: that our phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven
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  Speaker 1: one oh four seven. The text line text jg R
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want to say at number nine.
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  Speaker 2: Six eight ninety three.
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  Speaker 1: I normally read a text or two before right right
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  Speaker 1: when I give out the text number, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to because I want to know this story.
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  Speaker 2: Riches said it in a memo to me last night.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, I saved someone's life today. Can't whoa right?
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  Speaker 10: You know, a hero is rarely called upon at the time,
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  Speaker 10: but their choosing. But I was yesterday while Kyle was
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  Speaker 10: on TV doing a media segment.
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  Speaker 6: My phone rang and it was pain. She said, right,
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  Speaker 6: I'm dying.
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  Speaker 2: You saved Peyton's life.
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  Speaker 7: That is fretty, he did. I gotta go, I gotta
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  Speaker 7: go save Peyton.
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  Speaker 6: She's she's dying down there, kid, She's dying.
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  Speaker 2: She instead of working the camera for you, said you
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  Speaker 2: have half of your.
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  Speaker 5: Faces on TV.
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  Speaker 10: I actually texted Peyton site, I can save your life,
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  Speaker 10: but after Kyle's segment because I don't want to walk
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  Speaker 10: in her shot.
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  Speaker 6: That's exactly what the said, right yep.
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  Speaker 10: So Peyton had a dead battery in her car and
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, I gotta have jumper cables. I got all
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  Speaker 10: kinds of emergency stuff in my truck and I did
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  Speaker 10: not have jumper cables in my car at all.
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  Speaker 6: I had like I had like.
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  Speaker 10: Scissors if you need to cut something, and a couple
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  Speaker 10: of little screwdrivers, and some some alcohol swabs if you
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  Speaker 10: needed to be surprised. Shop.
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  Speaker 6: You have all kinds of tire.
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  Speaker 2: Break your windshield and a hurricane.
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  Speaker 6: I think what it is.
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  Speaker 10: It speaks to me flipping out cars too much because
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  Speaker 10: I didn't have the right kit in my car for
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  Speaker 10: such a car emergency. So we had to borrow jumper
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  Speaker 10: cables for Peyton's car, and then from who from promotions
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  Speaker 10: we went to like the kiss Fan okay.
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  Speaker 7: Because I was expecting like no one to be downstairs.
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  Speaker 7: When I went downstairs and Peyton was there, I was like,
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  Speaker 7: didn't Rich jump your car? Like he didn't have the cables.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, what, yeah, I know, so disurpprissed.
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  Speaker 2: But Rich was gone.
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  Speaker 7: He was still there to ye, but I didn't see him.
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  Speaker 7: He was like further down in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see him at the time.
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  Speaker 7: That I had that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So now you guys understand, like why I called
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  Speaker 5: Rich because I thought, obviously, obviously have everyone here, Rich
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  Speaker 5: is gonna have this. I would have called Rich exactly,
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  Speaker 5: and so I was a little upset that he kind
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  Speaker 5: of failed me. But you did stay because you loan
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  Speaker 5: me your car when we jumped jumped mine, and it
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  Speaker 5: was interesting. It was an interesting kind of I guess
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  Speaker 5: dilemma because the car, my car wouldn't turnover like we were.
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  Speaker 5: We had the cables connected, but it just would not
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  Speaker 5: turn over. So I was like, okay, I probably have
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  Speaker 5: a dead battery. So once we were able to get
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  Speaker 5: my car jumped satisfying, it was pretty satisfied.
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  Speaker 2: We did.
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  Speaker 5: We did the thing. We did the thing, and I
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  Speaker 5: hop in the car and I go and drive to
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  Speaker 5: go get a new battery. So my dad is the
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  Speaker 5: car person in our family. So I called my dad.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, my battery's dead. What do I do?
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  Speaker 5: He said, go to this store. We just got you one,
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  Speaker 5: probably about a year and a half half ago. It's
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  Speaker 5: probably under warranty. So I'm like okay. I drive over
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  Speaker 5: there and I beat my dad by about five minutes
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  Speaker 5: to the store. So I walk into the store. I
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  Speaker 5: have my dad on the phone with me. I'm talking
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  Speaker 5: to the guy at the store and I'm looking around
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  Speaker 5: and I don't see him anywhere, and then he's like
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  Speaker 5: standing behind me. He let me stand there for like
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  Speaker 5: five minutes serving the store before he said anything, and
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  Speaker 5: I was like, Hey, I'm actually the guy.
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  Speaker 6: The Guy's guy the guy.
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  Speaker 5: So my dad's just on the phone as I'm talking
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  Speaker 5: to the guy at the store and I'm telling the guy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, I just need my battery to be checked,
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  Speaker 5: and he says, well, I can't help you. And I
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  Speaker 5: was like, oh. I was like, because I've come here
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  Speaker 5: before to get my battery checked and you guys have
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  Speaker 5: always been willing to do it. He's like, well, I
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  Speaker 5: can't help you. You have to go to this store.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, okay, Like, can you explain why
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  Speaker 5: to me you can't help me, Like I'm kind of confused,
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  Speaker 5: and he said, I'm the only person in this store,
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  Speaker 5: so I can't leave. And I said, okay, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 5: That makes sense. You have to protect the goods, the merchandise.
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  Speaker 5: You can't walk outside, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 7: I mean the cash registers are probably just sitting right
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  Speaker 7: there waiting for someone to jack everything exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So I understand his logic. He's being a little
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  Speaker 5: a little brash with me. I was kind of like, okay.
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  Speaker 5: And so my dad had thought that I had turned
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  Speaker 5: off my car in the parking lot. So he goes, Hey,
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  Speaker 5: ask him if he has jumper cables so I can
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  Speaker 5: come to you and rejump your car. So I asked
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  Speaker 5: the guy, do you have any jumper cables? And he's like, well,
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  Speaker 5: why would you need jumper cables? And I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: maybe not. And I was like, I was just on
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: the phone with my dad. I was like, hey, that
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: was a little awkward. I'm leaving. So I walk outside,
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: I go and I meet my dad at the other store,
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: kind of like probably two miles away. I walk in.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: My dad tells me as I see him, he goes,
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: So I called the store that we just left. My
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: dad called the store and goes, hey, I was on
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: the phone with my daughter. Seems like you were giving
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: her a pretty hard time. Can you explain what was
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: going on?
• 16:46
  Speaker 12: And he goes and you and hangs up on him,
• 16:55
  Speaker 12: up on my dad anymore.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: And listen, y'all, I am my I am your daddy's daughter.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Up and there so fast, y'all know how much of
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: a firecracker I am. My dad was not happening. He
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: was super super upset, for one, because this guy just
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: came crazy at his daughter, and then for two went
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: crazy at him. So we go up to the store.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: We're talking about it, and actually the guy that helped
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: me get my new battery and stuff like that, he
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: was like, we actually have had some problems with that
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: specific store. Here's the district number, and literally was like,
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: snitch on this guy.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Was it? No, it wasn't sure, because that's how he
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: does business.
• 17:36
  Speaker 10: Most of those stores. They'll just flip out your back.
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: You're like, yeah, it's dead, we'll go flip. We'll flip
• 17:39
  Speaker 10: it out for you right now, right here.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: And I understood. Yeah, I understood his logic on why
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: he couldn't come help me, but why you could have.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: There's a different way to deliver that information. Oh I'm
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: so sorry. I love to but I've got a responsibility
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: in here.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Yah. Yeah, And like the slams to my dad though,
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: like he could have just explained it to him.
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: But he should have said to you him by myself,
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: Please don't kill your engine or el should batteries is
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: really going to be dead. But I know they got
• 18:02
  Speaker 10: a few guys down here that can do it.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're way for you. Let me call ahead. Yeah,
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: that's the way you handled it.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Why I'm surprised your dad didn't go okay and drive
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Oh he thought about it. Yeah, he thought about it
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: because as we were leaving, he was like, are you
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: going to go back up there? And I said, are
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: you going to go back up there. Oh, we go
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: back up there together. And I was like, I was like,
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: are we gonna go press this man? And he looked
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: at me and he's like, I shouldn't, And I said,
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: you definitely shouldn't because my dad like has a very
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: hot temper, and if the guy had the guts to
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: say that to him on the phone, lord knows what
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: he's gonna say in person, and that probably would end
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: up with my dad in handcuffs and in prison.
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but you should still call whoever the district office is,
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: period district attorney.
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: Sure, like whoever owns that location doesn't want that to
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: be the representation They have.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: That same exact thing. And that store was empty. Where's
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: the one that we got sent to?
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Was packed?
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: And I was like that's pretty telling.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's this whole story. Is another reason I don't
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: drive an electric car.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I don't drive battery.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: Hello, I think the gas car don't actually jump.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: I don't think I can jump an electric car.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: No, we don't have an engine. There's no engines, isn't
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: it under the car?
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Maybe there is a way.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: I am not versed on that, but I don't like,
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: like when you open the hood. It's a fronk. It's
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: not an engine.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: You watch your language in here, it's a front trunk.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Rich all right, all right, will pay for God? You're okay,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: And we're not gonna say the name of the business.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, not yet until.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: They issue a formal apology. Until then, I'm canceling.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Wait, I'll get all my stories.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Nicole and Dominique, Good morning, Good morning.
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: What's up, hey, guys.
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: We just have a little We got a new.
• 19:57
  Speaker 13: Touchphrase from you guys from your show, and we're surprised
• 20:00
  Speaker 13: you guys didn't pick up on it. It's hilarious, of course,
• 20:03
  Speaker 13: but I just want to know we.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Listened to you.
• 20:05
  Speaker 13: We listened to you guys every morning on our way
• 20:07
  Speaker 13: to work. And a couple of weeks ago, on board
• 20:10
  Speaker 13: the Roses, I don't remember the people that were on it,
• 20:12
  Speaker 13: but we remember who the roses were sent to or
• 20:15
  Speaker 13: who the roses were going to be from, and it
• 20:17
  Speaker 13: was this girl called Quinn. This guy called his girlfriend
• 20:22
  Speaker 13: or whatever saying that she's been weird and you know,
• 20:25
  Speaker 13: something's been going on. He will see who she'd send.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: The flowers to.
• 20:29
  Speaker 13: And she picked this, she said Quinn and her boyfriend's like, what,
• 20:34
  Speaker 13: who's Quinn whatever, And come to find out, she sat
• 20:37
  Speaker 13: him down, explained everything to this guy like I think
• 20:41
  Speaker 13: I'm into girl this and that you know, this isn't
• 20:44
  Speaker 13: really gonna go anywhere, pretty much telling him like she's
• 20:47
  Speaker 13: not interested, so he would just stuck on stupid, like
• 20:51
  Speaker 13: what who's Quinn? So then, anyways, at the end of
• 20:54
  Speaker 13: the segment, as you guys are saying goodbye, she says
• 20:58
  Speaker 13: like under her brush, she's like, Quinn wouldn't do this,
• 21:01
  Speaker 13: And so that is now our like catchphrase.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: That's what you like to talk to.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Our minds.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: Cuts this off.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: We're like, Quinn wouldn't do this.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: That's amazing.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: It was so funny.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: We got to find it and play it, and we
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: also got to get that should be a catchphrase. We
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: start make John Dan rich T shirts John d T
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: shirts the back and say Quinn wouldn't do this and
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: get one. You buy one, you buy one, and then
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: when you wear it people, it's like we're part of
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: a club.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: But you know, you know Quinn, you're asking me crazy questions.
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: On the radio.
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: Uh is Quinn the person in the picture that you
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: sent me from the dressing room?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Is that who Quinn is?
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: We talked about this.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Why are you acting confused? I I mean I didn't
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: know anything about women?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: What Jordan? I think you look at this all wrong.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: If it was ever a time in my life where
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I was single and I'm dating and the girl I'm
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: dating says I want to explore with women, that would
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: be like winning the lottery, my friend, I'm.
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: Not sticking around for that.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Quinn's in the league.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 22:15
  Speaker 9: Quinn wouldn't do this.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I think I made Oh my gosh, that just made
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: my day. That made my day.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at new shirt people. I'm gonna see if
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I get a demo made right now.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: This is quin Win.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Do this, John d and Rich quin Win do this
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: and you guys get a free You guys get two
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: free ones as the founders. Yeah, well thanks for calling it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Where do you guys work?
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Oh we work at night transportation.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Oh that's so awesome. What is that?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Is that like limo service.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Time?
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Weven work at night time.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: It's nice and I h T Yeah, oh gotcha?
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: You know this?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Oh this am I I can't believe. I can't believe
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you corrected us on how to spell it. You know
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Quid wouldn't do this. All right, you guys have a
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: great day. Thanks for listening.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: You too, fine.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I have trivia for Peyton, Kyle, and Rich I'm calling this.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Are you smarter than a fifth grader? So this would
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: get us in the middle.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: School basically to middle school, guys.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Let's do it, Peyton. What is the capital of Italy?
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Italy?
• 23:43
  Speaker 10: Friends?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Looking for Rome? Those are both countries.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: I would have also taken capital.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I man, maybe we just end the game right here
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: without Let's do Peyton.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: Smarter than Peyton.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Because you're not where you probably are.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Is pay and smarter than the fifth grade?
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Struggled in school? Obviously really hard.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Like even if you got it, can you name a
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: city in Italy outside of Rome?
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Sienna? What Sienna?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: That's Sienna?
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: Vienna?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Vienna?
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: You are close, you're thinking of Vienna?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Peyton? What gas do humans breathe to survive?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Carbon monoxide?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Wrong? Look at for oxygen?
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: Carbon monoxide kills you?
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: Doesn't?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, Peyton, we tried to break you down.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Are you smarter than the third grader?
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Hold on?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: How many legs does the spider have?
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: What is twelve multiplied by twelve. Yes's on what is
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: the freezing point of water in fahrenheit?
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: In fahrenheit? Huh, I don't know, below zero?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Looking for you know the answer to that?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Thirty two thirty two, Peyton. What is the largest mammal
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: in the world? A mammal, the largest mammal.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: In the world?
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: What, okay?
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: Humans?
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Humans?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Peyton? What do you call a shape with five sides.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: That's a stop sign? No, shape of five sides? Hexagon?
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Pentagon?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Mother, I got it. Chadar School District and come take
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: away your middle school to blow up people excel.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: Peyton was a very gifted athlete.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was a very gifted chatterbox. I got
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: in trouble all the time. There's out into hallways for
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: disruptions on the daily. Also, I didn't go to middle school.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: I went to junior high.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: And you're emotionally wise, Peyton.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: What is which US state is known as the Sunshine
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: State Florida?
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: How many days are in a leap year?
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: This one's always really hard.
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: So there's three hundred and sixty five days in a year,
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: so three hundred and sixty six.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Yes, okay.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: What planet is closest to the sun. Who knows that everybody?
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: Umm, it's gotta be hot. Let's go with Mars.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Looking for mercury. How many hours are in a day?
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: Twenty four?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: What is the first letter of the alphabet? Leave it there.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I'll just leave it there.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: It's such a dodge. Go to middle school? Can't you
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: get through the middle school?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Four seven? What's on your mind? Rich?
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: There's a beautiful summer day yesterday, So everything's kind of
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: green outside and lush. And I walk out my front
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: door to get a package. And I look beyond the
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: front door and I see right smack dab in the
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: middle of the walkway that leads to my front door,
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: a big dead bird.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Bird.
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: It looks like it's strategically placed there, Not like it
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: flew into a window, not like it was dropped by
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: a cat that was having it for a meal or
• 27:11
  Speaker 10: something like that, but a strategically placed dead bird.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: It made me think, is that good luck or bad luck?
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: And I'm afraid to look it up.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: There was strategically place that seems like somebody's trying to
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: tell you something.
• 27:24
  Speaker 10: Well, maybe so, And I was afraid to look it up.
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: So I go and I walk a little closer to
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: the dead bird, and it definitely looked like it didn't
• 27:34
  Speaker 10: just drop dead there. It looked like it was placed there.
• 27:36
  Speaker 10: So I wonder is that some kind of bad omen
• 27:38
  Speaker 10: or is it a good luck meaning your future is
• 27:40
  Speaker 10: going to be bright? And I've been afraid to look
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: it up, so I forget. I'd come to her and ask, well, you.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: Poo pooed the idea of a cat eating it as food.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: But cats actually do kill animals as gifts, So perhaps
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: there is a cat in your neighborhood that's trying to
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: win your affection.
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: It didn't look like it had be fallen in teeth barks.
• 28:00
  Speaker 10: It just look like it stopped living.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Did you grab a microscope?
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: I did not?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, what about this way? I know, like a
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: lot of people put out like rat poisons or poisons
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: or whatever to keep the insects away. Put a bird
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: maybe have dabbled in some poison and then walked its
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: way over.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: Towards you, and then just I generally don't drop poison
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: in my.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Well, not you, but like a neighbor, you know what
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Putting poison in my front yard, you better check your neighbors.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: You know, you know what they say.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: Sometimes the animals know this stuff before the humans.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: Right, So if you look up dead bar, is it
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: good or bad?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: gonna read a word for word. Okay.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Finding a dead bird is rarely a sign of bad
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: luck or doom, but rather it is often interpreted symbolically
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: as a message of transition, significant change, or the end
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: of a life phase. While sometimes viewed as a warning
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: or a sign of lost innocence, many culture, seed is
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: a prompt to let go of old energy, transform or
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: experienced personal rebirth.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I think you're going to become a woman.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: Wow, congratulations, you were.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: So topical because the bird was there. I have to.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: You didn't want to before, but now you have to disclaimer.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: What if the bird appears to have died from a disease,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: it is best to avoid contact and report it to
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: local wildlife authorities.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: You broke the law.
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: I just grabbed a shovel and put it in the trash.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: And what kind of birdy was it?
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: It looked like a like a big black like a crow.
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: It was light bird. Well, I don't know, I guess
• 29:41
  Speaker 10: we'll see, you.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: Know, we have.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: We came home from because we were traveling a lot.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: We came home and we have this dog, Bella that
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: we had for She's an amazing, beautiful dog, but birds
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: attack her for some reason and she takes him out
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: and I know it's I've had it on video before.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: We see a bird flying down attack her and she
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: gets up boomp for her. And so we came home
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: and there was just thousands of feathers. Oh and I
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: think I think Bella knocks the birds out and then
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Charlie eats it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, well I definitely don't have my dog. Jango's
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: not attacking anything.
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: Donkey Superhero Duo.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah no, he's just taking a nap.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: If you got to comment, you a dead bird's good
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: look for bad?
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Like she was a text J j R.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: And whether it's good look or bad like the ninety
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: six eight ninety three. It's been a while, you guys,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: do a little dog shot collar trivia.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: He played good.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: It's Friday and John a game for you.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, this game, I'm calling Florida man, Florida.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, Florida man or Florida fake. That's your answer. Now
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: it could be Florida woman or Florida fake. There's an
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: old internet joke that all crazy news stories are all
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: all happened in Florida. You've heard that, right, Yeah, Okay,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the following story.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: You tell me.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: If it's real, you say Florida man. If it's fake,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: you say Florida fake. And it's about a woman, you
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: say Florida woman. Rich Florida man arrested after driving car
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: in the ocean. Man says, not my fault the truck,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: don't surf boy.
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: That sure does sound classic Florida John Jay. I'm gonna say,
• 31:24
  Speaker 10: Florida man. It is a true story, Florida man. Happened
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: in twenty twenty four.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: The guy drove his truck in the ocean and during
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: his arrest was over her telling the deputies, not my fault, truck,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: don't surf Okayton, Florida woman arrested after attempting to baptize
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend in a public fountain on their three month anniversary.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Florida Woman.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: That is Florida fake.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: A man started off rough Kyle, Florida.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Man detained after attempting to host unlicensed hot dog Eating
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: World Championship in the funeral home parking lot.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Florida man.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: That is Florida fake.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: No, I could see that happening though, No, I could
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: see it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Florida man had hours long junk food feast inside a
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: closed Walgreens.
• 32:13
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, boy, that sounds very Florida too. I'm gonna
• 32:15
  Speaker 10: go Florida man. That is a true story. Florida man happened.
• 32:18
  Speaker 10: In July of twenty twenty four.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Peyton, Florida woman arrested after attempting to ride.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Aliqi alligator.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Florida woman.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: That is Florida fake.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: What No, that I guarante I don't arrest them for that.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Fine a Florida woman riding an alligator and.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: There letter, I'm just kidding, Kyle, Florida woman stormed the
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Capitol in a scuba mask, searched.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: For in the bathroom.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, well, Florida woman, it's.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: True that happened, okay.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Lynn Marie Carrey, fifty six, traveled from Naples to DC
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: to participate in the effort to overturn the twenty twenty
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: presidential election. Rich Florida man takes on bizarre challenge of
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: eating raw chicken every day.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: Well, he would probably be dead I'm gonna say, Florida fake.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: That is Florida man. That happened. I remember playing the
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: eclips of the guy in the air.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: He filled himself eating slabs of row chicken and chugging
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: rygings for his four hundred thousand Instagram follows for a
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: few months.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: There's no word on how he's turned out.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: But yeah, he can't be doing well.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Peyton woman, Florida woman jailed after challenging cruise ship captain
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: to karaoke karaoke sing off on the intercom at two am.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: That doesn't see him like something you'd get arrested for.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: She sounds like a hoot.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Fake it is fakey, Florida woman arrested at Port Everglades
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: attempting to board a cruise the fourteen bottles of wine
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: strapped to her body.
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: Oh heck yeah, Florida man.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Woman, Florida fake.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Oh rich, Florida man buys a mask at a gas
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: station to burglarize the bank across the street.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: No, totally Florida man, Florida man, that's true.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Peyton, Florida woman arrests for attempting to pay court fees
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: with Cole's gift cards.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Florida Florida man.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: That's Florida fake.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Florida fa.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Just to help you out, When I say Florida woman,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: that means the answer is either Florida woman or Florida fake.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: I say.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Kyle.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Florida woman arrested after fiance discovered she'd been putting prozac
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: and his protein shakes for fourteen months.
• 34:22
  Speaker 10: Florida woman.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: That is Florida fake.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: No, I feel like that literally happened.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like I remember that headlight rich Florida
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: woman arrested after showing up to a city council meeting
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: in a Chewbacca costume to protest the new parking ordinance.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: God, I feel like I've seen that. Florida woman.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Florida fake.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, paying Florida man arrested after claiming he was kidnapped
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: by dolphins to build underwater Dolphin City.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Florida man.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: That is Florida fake. But isn't the trick question? The
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: story was reported in the mainstream media.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Bottle that sounded familiar, and that's.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: My fun little dogshot calling.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I feel like we all lost.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Let's see slow right.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got that's a battle of Jeames the fam.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: I got the whole bird look your name.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: No, no, it's Friday and John just got a game
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: for you.