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EP 40 - ARE WOMEN ACTUALLY FUNNIER THAN MEN? · Relatables

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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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Speaker 2: If you see a brunette woman looking at me yelling,
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Speaker 2: just know I'm right where I want to be.
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Speaker 3: What do you would say that you are a Lightning
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Speaker 3: McQueen fan?
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Speaker 2: Is that correct?
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Speaker 1: I am the biggest Lightning McQueen fan, actually.
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Speaker 2: Would you say you're a Cars fan? Like the movie?
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Speaker 1: Yes, I haven't watched it in a while.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But number one and two had me. Like the ones
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Speaker 1: after that, like how he turns into like a secret
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Speaker 1: agent and that, not so much.
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Speaker 2: Full transparency, I haven't watched three.
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Speaker 1: You haven't watched three?
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Speaker 2: Is there a fourth?
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Speaker 1: I think there's only three. I think there might be
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Speaker 1: a fourth coming out.
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Speaker 2: Well, that'd be sick anyway, because... You're this self-proclaimed Lightning
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Speaker 2: McQueen fan. Not really. I just kind of thought. And also,
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Speaker 2: you're wearing Lightning McQueen socks.
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Speaker 1: These were a gift from my girlfriend's mother, actually.
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Speaker 2: Do you have a top five characters from Cars? I
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Speaker 2: didn't even know if you would or not.
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Speaker 1: Top five characters from Cars.
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Speaker 2: Do you know five characters? Lightning McQueen, Mater.
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Speaker 1: Lightning McQueen's girlfriend. Can't remember her name.
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Speaker 2: Big fan over it. Was this the whole purpose?
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Speaker 1: Well, you can be a fan without actually getting into
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Speaker 1: the nitty gritty stuff.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I agree. I agree. Can you be a fan?
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Speaker 1: I see where this is going. If you ask me
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Speaker 1: to name five people from Lord of the Rings, I
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Speaker 1: probably couldn't do it though.
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Speaker 2: Really? I love that show.
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Speaker 1: Frodo, Gandalf, Legolas.
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Speaker 2: Nice.
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Speaker 1: The really fat.
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Speaker 1: That one who's really funny I forgot what's his name.
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Speaker 2: I honestly don't even know what you're talking about Samwise
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Speaker 2: Gamgee nah Samwise Gamgee nah I always forget about him
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Speaker 2: I just gave you one there by the way see
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Speaker 2: I'm not like I'm not good with names alright so
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Speaker 2: you named three Cars characters What's the point of this?
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Speaker 2: I just was wondering if you were a big fan
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Speaker 2: of the Cars franchise or if it's just Lightning McQueen himself.
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Speaker 1: Trying to make me feel bad about my hobbies?
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Speaker 2: This can't be much of a hobby. Oh, here's what
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Speaker 2: I was trying to prove. I'm just not obsessed with
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Speaker 2: stuff like you. Now that I actually am thinking about it,
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Speaker 2: originally when I thought of that, I was just trying
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Speaker 2: to see if you even knew five characters from Cars
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Speaker 2: because you're allowed to be a fan of Lightning McQueen. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I am. And not everyone else.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: But what I'm starting to prove here is Is your
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Speaker 2: Lightning McQueen fandom performative? Ooh, performative? No, no, no.
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Speaker 1: The reason I resonate with Lightning McQueen, though, is he
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Speaker 1: is I Am Speed. You know who else is Speed?
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Speaker 2: In the bedroom? Me, mate. He's a car of the people.
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Speaker 2: Do you reckon Lightning McQueen's a one-pump chump? That guy's like,
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Speaker 2: what's the point? I'm not going to just not be
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Speaker 2: who I am because we're in the bedroom.
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Speaker 1: 100% he is. The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself,
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Speaker 1: Odie Clark, a.k.a.
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Speaker 2: My man.
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Speaker 1: And my partner in.
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Speaker 2: Crime, Mr.
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Speaker 1: Jake Craig, a.k.a.
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Speaker 2: Daddy. And you guys listening are the baddies.
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Speaker 1: And Jake, I have a story. And when I say story,
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Speaker 1: I got a story to start the episode.
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Speaker 2: I'm excited. I'm excited.
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Speaker 1: I got back from Europe. Jake got back from Canada.
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Speaker 1: Gave like overall vibes.
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Speaker 2: So, I've got a story.
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Speaker 1: And when we started the podcast, we had a lot
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Speaker 1: of stories actually. And it's one thing I miss because
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Speaker 1: we talk so frequently two to three episodes a week.
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Speaker 1: Like all the stories have come out. We're out of
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Speaker 1: stories and we don't drink anymore. So, there's less stories
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Speaker 1: coming out.
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Speaker 2: We don't really create anymore.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. But I was in Europe and this is a
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Speaker 1: story and a half and also probably the worst travel
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Speaker 1: experience of my life.
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Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. Right.
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Speaker 4: So.
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Speaker 1: Last week, I spoke about how much I didn't like Hungary.
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Speaker 1: Sorry to all the Hungarian baddies.
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Speaker 2: This is part of the reason. Do we get any backlash?
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Speaker 2: Do we have any Hungarian baddies?
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Speaker 1: Episode only came out today, so I don't know. And
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Speaker 1: if there is, fuck them.
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Speaker 2: You know, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going back. I'm sure there's beautiful parts of Hungary.
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Speaker 2: I'm sure you're not welcome back. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'm literally not going back. And this is another reason. So,
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Speaker 1: we got a Euro Pass or Euro Rail, whatever it's called,
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Speaker 1: to travel amongst the trains all through Europe.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It was really expensive and we paid for first class,
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Speaker 1: which was like an extra 300 AUD. Because there's classes
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Speaker 1: in the train systems in Europe, first class, second class.
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Speaker 1: I think we got like a total of six to
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Speaker 1: eight trains with most of them being over two to
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Speaker 1: three hours. So it's a long time.
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Speaker 2: What's first class like on a train?
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Speaker 1: So I've caught at this point, now I'm up to Hungary,
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Speaker 1: six trains. First class, every single one. Beautiful, like air-conditioned.
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Speaker 1: The life you want to live. Big leg room, talk,
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Speaker 1: and air-con. A guy comes around and asks if you
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Speaker 1: want any food. And this is when I was getting
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Speaker 1: my work done for the podcast, editing and doing everything
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Speaker 1: like that. I'm living the life. This is what I
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Speaker 1: paid for.
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Speaker 2: Fucking happy.
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Speaker 1: We get to Hungary.
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Speaker 2: We've had a terrible experience.
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Speaker 1: We're waiting at the train station. And these trains start
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Speaker 1: going past. They don't look like any of the trains
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Speaker 1: we've seen so far. And we're like, oh, no, it's fine.
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Speaker 1: Exact same like first class system. Everything's booked the exact
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Speaker 1: same way. We've booked everything else through Austria, Switzerland, wherever else, Slovenia, everywhere. No, Slovenia,
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Speaker 1: this is where we're going. So we're going Hungary to Slovenia,
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Speaker 1: which is an eight-hour train. And I didn't say this
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Speaker 1: is our longest train, eight hours. And I'm thinking first class.
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Speaker 1: I've got all my work prepped. I'm like, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to smash out fucking heaps of work. Like in the
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Speaker 1: air con, I'm like, I'm sorted.
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Speaker 2: And also.
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Speaker 1: Didn't really bring that much stuff because there's a shop
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Speaker 1: on board or like a little cafe restaurant.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, so no food. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And then so all these trains are going past and
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Speaker 1: Cassie says, like, these trains look a bit funny. I
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Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, like you never know with train stations.
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Speaker 1: I'm being optimistic rather than my pessimistic self. And then
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Speaker 1: this train rocks up and we just look at each
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Speaker 1: other and we go, fuck.
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Speaker 2: Fuck me.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 1: I want you to picture, you know the train in
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Speaker 1: Harry Potter? They get on and then it's like these
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Speaker 1: little sort of, Almost rooms. And it's three seats, three
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Speaker 1: seats facing each other.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Opposite. Picture that.
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Speaker 1: Harry Potter is really nice. But instead of Harry Potter,
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Speaker 1: go to the 1990s in a third world country.
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Speaker 2: Jeez.
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Speaker 1: So we get on and it stinks. It's really hot
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Speaker 1: and it's disgusting and it's packed to the brim. We've
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Speaker 1: booked seats because first class, you're meant to book seats.
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Speaker 1: So we go up and we book our seat. We're
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Speaker 1: in a cabin full of three and three, fully booked.
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Speaker 2: Everyone's there.
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Speaker 1: We've got our two seats next to each other. I'm
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Speaker 1: sitting opposite some Hungarian person. My knees are like touching them.
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Speaker 1: We've got to go opposite to each other.
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Speaker 2: And no air con.
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Speaker 1: It's when that heat wave was going through Europe. And
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Speaker 1: me and Cassie, Cassie had a little bit of a cry.
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Speaker 1: And I was just like laughing. I was like, this
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Speaker 1: is fucked.
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Speaker 2: If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
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Speaker 1: We can't do anything at this point. So I'm like,
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Speaker 1: we have.
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Speaker 1: This is fucking terrible.
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Speaker 2: No air conditioning? No air conditioning. No, this is legit a.
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Speaker 1: Train built in the 90s. And the only air con
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Speaker 1: you have is the hot air being 38 degrees outside
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Speaker 1: going through the train.
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Speaker 2: Oh, it would have made me feel sick. I'm like,
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Speaker 2: fuck me. This is really, really bad.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, like we kind of just like cop it a
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Speaker 1: little bit.
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Speaker 2: You get comfortable.
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Speaker 1: The seats were okay, but like, it wasn't nice at all.
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Speaker 1: It was almost unbearable. It would be like, we were
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Speaker 1: saying like, you would be mentally prepared for this traveling
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Speaker 1: from like Thailand to like Bali on a train. Like
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Speaker 1: that's the equivalent of what it was. But we were,
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Speaker 1: it sounds like I'm a diva, which I am, but
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I was fucking mentally prepared for this really
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Speaker 1: nice air conditioned thing. Anyway, firstly, train's terrible. We're getting
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Speaker 1: heaps of delays. On the tracks because we're going from
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Speaker 1: Hungary to Slovenia and there's like border crossings. So every
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Speaker 1: like couple of hours we're sat in the middle of
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Speaker 1: like nowhere, 38 degrees in this metal train and it
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Speaker 1: starts to become a sauna. And this is the first
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Speaker 1: time I've ever felt like actually sick from heat and
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Speaker 1: getting like heat stroke. I'm running out of water. Everyone
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Speaker 1: on the train's running out of water. So we're stopped
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Speaker 1: for like half an hour at a time, three different times.
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Speaker 1: And everyone's sticking their head out the window to get
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Speaker 1: like oxygen and shit. And we can't go anywhere because
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Speaker 1: we're in.
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Speaker 2: The middle of nowhere. And you can't get off. No.
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Speaker 1: And they're like, Cassie's got videos of me. It looks
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Speaker 1: like I want to die. And she's like laughing. I've
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Speaker 1: got my shirt off at one point too. And I'm
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Speaker 1: just sweating balls. And it got so bad at one point.
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Speaker 1: There was a big group of English people in the
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Speaker 1: cabin next to us. They asked for water. And we're like,
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Speaker 1: is there like a cafe on board you can buy water?
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Speaker 2: And they go, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 1: It got so bad that When we were stopped at
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Speaker 1: one of the places, one of the traffic controllers went
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Speaker 1: and bought heaps of water and handed it out for free.
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Speaker 2: That's how bad it was.
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Speaker 1: So this eight-hour journey from Hungary to Slovenia took nine
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Speaker 1: and a half hours. We got off the train and
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Speaker 1: I felt, me and Cassie, felt like we had ran
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Speaker 1: a marathon. I sweated that much. Didn't do a single
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Speaker 1: bit of work.
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Speaker 2: I couldn't. No, I wouldn't.
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Speaker 1: I was just depressed. And then I was like, this
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Speaker 1: is probably another reason, combinating reason why I hate hunger.
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Speaker 1: I was like, I fucking hate that country. I'm never
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Speaker 1: going back in my fucking whole life.
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Speaker 2: Bro, can I, I mean, I don't know what I
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Speaker 2: would have done in that situation. It's good. I did everything.
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Speaker 1: We did everything right. First class, like I'm bougie. This
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Speaker 1: is the trip I want. And I was like, and
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Speaker 1: then we looked it up on chat and chat said,
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Speaker 1: it's just like a lucky dip what train you get
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Speaker 1: and they haven't updated them all.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, why are you?
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Speaker 1: I was like, this is a, they probably don't have
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Speaker 1: it in Europe, like a WH & S issue in
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Speaker 1: a sense of like heat and like water and stuff.
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Speaker 2: Europe seems just like the craziest place to me. Oh,
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Speaker 2: it was.
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Speaker 1: And man, like after it, I honestly, I sound soft,
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Speaker 1: but it took me a day to recover, mate.
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Speaker 2: Nah, I want to say as you were talking about that. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what I actually would have done, but
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Speaker 2: I know myself and Beth quite well. There is a very,
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Speaker 2: very good chance Beth and I would have got off
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Speaker 2: that train.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, so I actually don't know the
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Speaker 1: geography of it hungary so there's nothing in the middle
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Speaker 1: really like nothing we we when we got on we're
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Speaker 1: like fuck me we should have booked a uh flight
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Speaker 1: but we already paid for this euro pass and it's
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Speaker 1: like an extra 35 dollars and a flight took an
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Speaker 1: hour yeah to book a train and we were just
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Speaker 1: like this is like hard so it's such a bitch
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Speaker 1: um but it was like it's almost it's just like
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Speaker 1: we're too late it was just too late.
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Speaker 2: I guess yeah you guys just had to do.
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Speaker 1: It we just had to do it and that's what
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Speaker 1: i mean in a sense of like i think i
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Speaker 1: mentally wasn't prepared for the travel i was doing.
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Speaker 2: True yeah i hear what you're saying if you're mentally
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Speaker 2: prepared for something like that you can do it one.
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Speaker 1: Of the best um Whole things of the trip was,
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Speaker 1: we were in Istanbul, about to fly home. Me and Cassie,
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Speaker 1: this trip was like, it was great.
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Speaker 2: Like, don't get me wrong.
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Speaker 1: There's great parts of it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: But we were like, let's just stay at a Hilton
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Speaker 1: and pay like 500 bucks, get all exclusive. And man, that's...
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Speaker 1: Like for your last night? Yeah, that was one of
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Speaker 1: the best nights. Best answer to the trip, mate.
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Speaker 2: Are you starting to... You know how you were giving
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Speaker 2: me shit about how I'm like, fuck camping because hotels exist? No,
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Speaker 2: but I love camping.
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Speaker 1: See, I think something to do with me is like mindset.
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Speaker 1: And like, I'm ready to camp. I'm ready to camp.
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Speaker 1: I was ready for Hilton.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to treat yourself every once
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Speaker 2: in a while, I suppose. That's hilarious, bro. Let it go.
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Speaker 1: Baddies, we're going straight into the IG question of the week.
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Speaker 1: And it's been a minute, so I'm super excited. But, Jake,
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Speaker 1: this is our roots. And one thing we've been terrible
11:28
Speaker 1: at on the pod is.
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Speaker 2: Is promoting the pod. Promoting the podcast. We always just forget. Guys,
11:35
Speaker 2: hit that motherfucking subscribe button if you like what you're
11:39
Speaker 2: hearing and or seeing. All right? We want to hear it.
11:43
Speaker 2: 50k subs with no time frame because I don't want
11:46
Speaker 2: to fail. Yeah. So I'm not going to say by
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Speaker 2: the end of the year anything. Hit that review button
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Speaker 2: on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Five stars.
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Speaker 1: Five stars.
11:55
Speaker 2: And if you don't want to give us five stars,
11:57
Speaker 2: give us whatever you want, but you've got to give
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Speaker 2: us a reason. Stay with your fucking chest, all right?
12:01
Speaker 2: Ten toes down.
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Speaker 1: And all jokes aside, please. We should be like Good Cop,
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Speaker 1: Bad Cop.
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Speaker 2: Tell a friend to tell a friend. Tell a friend.
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Speaker 1: If you enjoy the pod, tell a friend because it
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Speaker 1: goes such a long way and that's still the biggest
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Speaker 1: way to grow a podcast. So we really appreciate it.
12:16
Speaker 2: We always, always talk about remembering to say... Just like,
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Speaker 2: you know, what we just did. Guys, just quickly, you know, review, blah, blah.
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Speaker 2: We suck at it. Yeah, we suck.
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Speaker 1: Well, we get too into the podcast, man.
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Speaker 2: We just love it so much. True, I guess.
12:27
Speaker 1: And we love the baddies too. So if you want
12:29
Speaker 1: to grow the baddie community, you know what to do.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But back to RJ question of the week. This one's good, Jake.
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Speaker 1: What's one thing you admire most about the women in
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Speaker 1: your life?
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Speaker 2: Ouch.
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Speaker 1: So, kicking things off good. How they do everything bleeding.
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Speaker 5: Whoa i didn't expect that's a good point that is
12:49
Speaker 5: a good point that's.
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Speaker 2: A good good point yeah they.
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Speaker 1: Go through life once a month bleeding yeah yeah exactly
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Speaker 1: and like doesn't affect them get on with their day
12:59
Speaker 1: we're like men complain about getting a cold yeah i've
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Speaker 1: all i've.
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Speaker 2: Actually always thought if uh if men got periods yeah
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Speaker 2: they'd have a week off every month Oh, 100%.
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Speaker 1: No doubt.
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Speaker 2: Back in the day. No doubt. They'd have a week
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Speaker 2: off every month.
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Speaker 5: All right.
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Speaker 2: All products, like all sanitary products to do with periods
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Speaker 2: would be free.
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Speaker 4: Free.
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Speaker 2: From the government.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And yeah.
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Speaker 1: No, that'd make like the companies pay men to like
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Speaker 1: use them.
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Speaker 2: Yeah bro like you would get like as a man
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Speaker 2: you'd get paid to use the product.
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Speaker 1: Yeah be like Centrelink you're like your monthly payment yeah
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Speaker 1: that's fucked up 100% yeah but a great one these
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Speaker 1: obviously are because we have a 90% demo all sent
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Speaker 1: in by women.
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Speaker 2: Yeah I wish we had some men in them I
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Speaker 2: don't know.
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Speaker 1: A couple of them were like in brackets. This is
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Speaker 1: what my boyfriend sent.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: But the women's one were better.
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Speaker 2: I feel like men would be like carrying around that
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Speaker 2: dump truck. There was a couple of like tits. From
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Speaker 2: men or from women? From women.
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Speaker 1: To be fair, I could see that though. Like a
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Speaker 1: woman appreciating someone else's bosoms.
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Speaker 2: Let's be real. You've got a bit of weight hanging
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Speaker 2: off your chest. That would be bad on the back. Bosoms, breasts, tits.
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Speaker 1: Cleavage cleavage boobs boobs balloons watermelons.
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Speaker 2: Fuck mate you're still you should have said at the
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Speaker 2: start instead of naming five car characters name name five
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Speaker 2: synonyms for boobs go Let's talk about something you really love.
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Speaker 2: Let's talk about something you really love, right? That's where
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Speaker 2: we know how you can get creative. Oh my God.
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Speaker 2: Thing one and thing two. Let's fucking go.
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Speaker 1: You know, I'm still a boy at heart. Okay. What's
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Speaker 1: one thing you admire most about the women in your life?
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Speaker 1: How they don't let life's cruelties stop them from being
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Speaker 1: kind to others.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, facts. Yeah, legit.
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Speaker 1: And like 100% short straw is given to a lot
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Speaker 1: of women in this life. But like the resilience.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. It's actually kind of crazy to think about. You
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Speaker 2: know how if you're born a woman, you're straight away... Like,
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Speaker 2: so many... So, like, we're talking about the... What's the thing?
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Speaker 2: The manosphere? The manosphere. So, the manosphere think that women
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Speaker 2: are born ahead. Like, they think that women are born... So,
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Speaker 2: I forget about that shit. with this, like, ticket to
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Speaker 2: just the easiest life, right? Yeah. But, I mean, it's
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Speaker 2: kind of... How do you even make them see? It's actually...
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Speaker 2: Is it not the complete opposite?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I think so. I think like, I would
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Speaker 1: like to say equality is getting a lot closer, but
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Speaker 1: it's still not there.
15:38
Speaker 2: I actually almost think it's getting, I don't want to
15:41
Speaker 2: say equality is getting worse.
15:44
Speaker 1: That's obviously. It's almost like how women are viewed is
15:46
Speaker 1: getting worse.
15:47
Speaker 2: Yeah. Honestly, it honestly is like that. I don't know
15:50
Speaker 2: what the wording is.
15:51
Speaker 1: I see what you mean. Like work-wise, I would say
15:55
Speaker 1: it's getting quite like equal.
15:57
Speaker 2: I think that 100% from 50, 100 years ago, actual equality,
16:02
Speaker 2: the gap has gotten smaller. Yes. But the way that
16:04
Speaker 2: men view women, I think starting, it may have gotten
16:07
Speaker 2: smaller for a bit. I don't know. But like the
16:10
Speaker 2: way that shit on social media goes, it honestly seems
16:13
Speaker 2: like the gaps are spreading in terms of like, like
16:16
Speaker 2: they think bad.
16:17
Speaker 1: And the manosphere preying on young men's like part of
16:20
Speaker 1: the issue, but like also like it's a men's problem
16:22
Speaker 1: and we don't want to solve it.
16:24
Speaker 2: No, that's a good point. Beth. The other day she
16:27
Speaker 2: said she saw something and it was apparently within, it
16:31
Speaker 2: might've been like three minutes. I hope it's 30, but
16:36
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it was three minutes. Within like three
16:38
Speaker 2: minutes of creating a new Instagram account, young men are
16:43
Speaker 2: shown something to do like that would be in the manosphere.
16:46
Speaker 2: So it's like from the algorithm from the start, is
16:50
Speaker 2: like doing what it's supposed to do and it's showing
16:52
Speaker 2: them everything. And it's like, but it's from within three
16:55
Speaker 2: fucking minutes, it's boosting. Yeah.
16:58
Speaker 1: I think I was talking to you about it the
16:59
Speaker 1: other day. It's almost like men are brilliant at almost
17:04
Speaker 1: every step of the way within like life, making money
17:08
Speaker 1: out of that. And like all these systems are there to,
17:11
Speaker 1: for men to jump in. And one of those systems
17:13
Speaker 1: is taking advantage of young men who are so impressionable
17:16
Speaker 1: and realizing they can make money off them by selling
17:18
Speaker 1: a course or, Gambling is so fucking massive now. You
17:21
Speaker 1: go on your phone. On YouTube, all my things are
17:23
Speaker 1: turned into all my stuff I used to like. They
17:24
Speaker 1: get a gambling brand deal.
17:26
Speaker 2: If you don't make a million dollars in the first
17:28
Speaker 2: three spins, then you delete the app. That's what I
17:31
Speaker 2: keep getting. It's so annoying.
17:32
Speaker 1: I posted something on social media the other day. It
17:35
Speaker 1: was just simple things that get taken for granted.
17:39
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw that.
17:40
Speaker 1: So simple.
17:41
Speaker 2: But a lot of.
17:41
Speaker 1: People said, you got commented, referenced as well, we're like
17:45
Speaker 1: the big brothers people don't have. Whereas like we don't,
17:48
Speaker 1: because we're not making money. Like we don't make money
17:49
Speaker 1: off our personal social media or the shit we say
17:51
Speaker 1: like on social media.
17:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
17:52
Speaker 1: I think we just do it from the goodness of
17:54
Speaker 1: our hearts. But a lot of these men don't give
17:56
Speaker 1: a fuck about it. And they just want money in
17:58
Speaker 1: their pockets. They'll say whatever gets the most money.
18:01
Speaker 2: True. It's kind of like the men that are bad
18:06
Speaker 2: are the ones that they, you know, they want to be. Famous.
18:11
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I don't know if that's
18:12
Speaker 2: the right... If I'm.
18:13
Speaker 1: Saying that wrong. It's almost like... You know how the
18:16
Speaker 1: news plays on bad shit happening, gets clicks? The same
18:20
Speaker 1: as these men.
18:21
Speaker 2: No, actually, that's exactly right. Yeah.
18:23
Speaker 1: If you say something crazy like, fucking women shouldn't have jobs. Oh,
18:26
Speaker 1: there's a fucking million clicks. And then, although you're copying
18:29
Speaker 1: a lot of hate, there's a small percentage of men
18:31
Speaker 1: who agree with you and then will buy your course.
18:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's who you're honing in on. Yeah. Yeah,
18:36
Speaker 2: it's all very... Scripted is a word?
18:39
Speaker 6: Yeah.
18:39
Speaker 2: I don't know if scripted is the right word.
18:41
Speaker 1: I can't be happy doing that shit. Like, you can't
18:43
Speaker 1: be happy doing that. I don't think so.
18:45
Speaker 2: All right.
18:46
Speaker 1: What's one thing you admire most about the women in
18:48
Speaker 1: your life? They raise the standards of how I deserve
18:51
Speaker 1: to be treated and what I can aim for.
18:53
Speaker 2: Dang.
18:55
Speaker 1: Which is sent in by a woman, which I think
18:56
Speaker 1: is great. Like, the other women around her are like, no,
18:58
Speaker 1: wait a minute. I do deserve better.
18:59
Speaker 2: No, fucking nice.
19:00
Speaker 1: I can aim like, this trash dude is fucking not
19:03
Speaker 1: taking me out on dates.
19:04
Speaker 2: Fuck him.
19:04
Speaker 1: What was that dilemma we got last week? And she
19:06
Speaker 1: just dumped him because he.
19:07
Speaker 2: Was a piece of shit. That was actually hectic. We
19:11
Speaker 2: had a baddie that had broke up with her boyfriend
19:12
Speaker 2: because he lied about something that was a boundary that
19:15
Speaker 2: they made. And she held her boundary. He broke the
19:18
Speaker 2: boundary and she held it. She was like, well, we're
19:20
Speaker 2: breaking up. I think that's hectic. I was like, fuck.
19:23
Speaker 1: Don't cop shit at all.
19:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a weapon. I feel like that'd be so empowering.
19:27
Speaker 1: One thing happens or two things happens and you're like,
19:28
Speaker 1: wait a second, fuck off.
19:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
19:31
Speaker 1: Okay, the ability to be the funniest humans ever even
19:34
Speaker 1: when shit hits the fan.
19:36
Speaker 2: Oi, favorite saying? Behind a funny man's a funnier woman.
19:40
Speaker 2: I heard that once and I think that's the most
19:42
Speaker 2: true thing.
19:42
Speaker 1: And I'm the funniest man ever.
19:47
Speaker 2: Cassie, she's missing out on a career here, bro. She's
19:52
Speaker 2: clearly missing out. It's funny.
19:54
Speaker 1: I love Cassie. I wouldn't say funniest is one of
19:58
Speaker 1: her strong points, though.
20:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I don't know. I mean.
20:05
Speaker 1: I would say I'm the one making us laugh.
20:07
Speaker 2: Maybe you're not as funny as you think. You like
20:09
Speaker 2: to say Beth's really funny though. I think Beth's funny.
20:11
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:13
Speaker 2: Okay.
20:14
Speaker 1: My mom is the same person around everyone. She never
20:16
Speaker 1: lets anyone change who she is.
20:19
Speaker 2: That's a really... You should say that to her. That's
20:21
Speaker 2: a really nice thing to say. 100%.
20:21
Speaker 1: Especially growing up because I feel like.
20:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom's actually like that and.
20:26
Speaker 2: I didn't appreciate it. Oh, your mom's like so unapologetically herself.
20:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, as a kid, I didn't appreciate that because I
20:31
Speaker 1: wanted her to be like other moms. But she was
20:33
Speaker 1: just herself and doing whatever the fuck she wanted. And
20:35
Speaker 1: now I'm older and I can really appreciate that. Maybe
20:37
Speaker 1: I should say that to my mom.
20:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should actually. Yeah, okay. Because you know what
20:40
Speaker 2: the weirdest thing is? Something is going up and just
20:46
Speaker 2: being like... It should be so easy to randomly just
20:49
Speaker 2: go up and be like, I really admire the fact
20:50
Speaker 2: that you are... unapologetically yourself it almost sounds like a
20:54
Speaker 2: backhanded compliment i really admire the fact that you're always
20:56
Speaker 2: yourself and and it's something that in life i aspire
21:00
Speaker 2: to be like yeah it just would be just like
21:02
Speaker 2: your mom knows you love her yeah but why is
21:04
Speaker 2: it so like you go up and she would love
21:07
Speaker 2: it and she'd be like oh thank you oh you
21:09
Speaker 2: like you know thank you but you would still feel
21:11
Speaker 2: so like it would there would be a bit of
21:12
Speaker 2: a stress and anxiety to build up to saying it
21:14
Speaker 2: because it's like is there a fear that she's going
21:16
Speaker 2: to be like shut the fuck up like why do
21:18
Speaker 2: we fear to say I don't know.
21:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
21:21
Speaker 2: 100%.
21:21
Speaker 1: Funny thing happened. It's my dad's birthday. And I was
21:23
Speaker 1: going to tell you on Patreon, but I'll just tell
21:24
Speaker 1: you now. I've started taking Bahasa Indonesian lessons.
21:28
Speaker 2: I want to learn a little bit. Oh, yeah.
21:30
Speaker 1: I was talking to dad who knows how to speak
21:31
Speaker 1: the language pretty good. And I said to him, it's
21:34
Speaker 1: Asaya Chintakamu is I love you. And I was just
21:37
Speaker 1: saying it in a way that's what I've learned. And
21:39
Speaker 1: I said it to him, Asaya Chintakamu. And I was like,
21:42
Speaker 1: why the fuck did I say this to him in
21:43
Speaker 1: like English? Like it just came out. I wasn't even like,
21:46
Speaker 1: I didn't.
21:46
Speaker 2: You just were saying it. Yeah.
21:48
Speaker 1: And then I said it to him today. And then
21:49
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, fuck it's his birthday. Why don't
21:51
Speaker 1: I tell him I love him or whatever?
21:53
Speaker 2: It's weird though. Dude, I think it's so weird that
21:55
Speaker 2: I never told my dad.
21:55
Speaker 1: And we're the same in a sense of like on cards.
21:57
Speaker 1: I never used to write like, I love you.
21:58
Speaker 2: Love, Odie. I'm just from. I would. I've tried to change.
22:02
Speaker 2: I think I would do from, but I think I'll
22:04
Speaker 2: hit him with a love, Jake. No, that's wrong. Sorry. Sorry,
22:08
Speaker 2: I don't do that.
22:08
Speaker 1: I do it to mum, not dad.
22:09
Speaker 2: If I write my dad a card, I write from Jake, Beth,
22:12
Speaker 2: and then like Henry and Darcy, you know. Yeah. I
22:14
Speaker 2: say from. Yeah, same.
22:16
Speaker 1: Whereas we should say love. Well, you don't know how
22:18
Speaker 1: long they're on this planet for.
22:20
Speaker 2: I know, yeah.
22:20
Speaker 1: How many times, how many more times?
22:22
Speaker 2: To be fair, he doesn't just randomly say he loves me.
22:24
Speaker 1: Like how many more times can you say a side
22:26
Speaker 1: to come?
22:26
Speaker 2: Ooh. i'll start saying that my dad and he's just
22:29
Speaker 2: gonna be like what i've got nothing at least.
22:31
Speaker 5: You know he's on his deathbed and he's like what's
22:35
Speaker 5: that thing jake says to me and he's and it's
22:37
Speaker 5: like i love you an indonesian he butchers it and
22:39
Speaker 5: it's like you're fat you fat fucking indonesian or something
22:43
Speaker 5: like that.
22:43
Speaker 1: That's my jakey boy okay this is the last one
22:48
Speaker 1: what's one thing you admire most about the women in
22:50
Speaker 1: your life her stamina Raising two kids under two.
22:54
Speaker 2: Sorry, wait, I thought you were going to say in
22:56
Speaker 2: the bedroom. Go on, go on, go on.
22:59
Speaker 1: Raising two kids under two and a business.
23:05
Speaker 2: Fuck.
23:05
Speaker 1: To be fair, that could have been worded a little bit.
23:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, her stamina. And then he goes on to say,
23:10
Speaker 2: come on.
23:12
Speaker 1: There's a full stop to her stamina.
23:15
Speaker 2: Full stop.
23:16
Speaker 1: Raising two kids.
23:17
Speaker 2: No, maybe, no, maybe he meant as a comma. Yeah.
23:20
Speaker 2: As in like her stamina. Also the fact that she's
23:23
Speaker 2: raised two kids and the fact that she's running a business.
23:25
Speaker 1: If this is from a man, it was definitely her
23:27
Speaker 1: fucking stamina.
23:27
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, she also raised.
23:29
Speaker 1: Two kids and runs a business.
23:30
Speaker 2: What's something you admire about the women in your life? Oh, good, good,
23:35
Speaker 2: good question, Jake.
23:37
Speaker 1: Um, I would say top of my head, probably I
23:40
Speaker 1: would just say resilience. I feel like women have a
23:44
Speaker 1: better outlook of what life should be.
23:46
Speaker 2: Balance. Maybe, yeah. Is that in your experience? Yeah.
23:50
Speaker 1: And their resilience to do what actually makes them happy.
23:52
Speaker 1: And I can appreciate that. Whereas a lot of men
23:54
Speaker 1: like do something to make for a financial decision, which
23:59
Speaker 1: makes them unhappy or depressed. Like I remember straight out
24:01
Speaker 1: of school, like all the boys go get a carpentry
24:04
Speaker 1: apprenticeship or go straight to uni where I saw the
24:07
Speaker 1: women in my life anyway, sort of taking a second,
24:11
Speaker 1: sort of, relying on their friendships or not working full
24:14
Speaker 1: time and talking to each other and going on the
24:16
Speaker 1: beach and just kind of figuring out.
24:17
Speaker 2: Who they were. Yeah.
24:18
Speaker 1: And like not listening to social norms, whereas men are
24:20
Speaker 1: just like brainwashed by money and every decision is done
24:24
Speaker 1: by that.
24:25
Speaker 2: I feel like what men will do pretty much out
24:27
Speaker 2: of school is, or like a lot of decisions will
24:31
Speaker 2: kind of, again, not all men, obviously, but I think
24:36
Speaker 2: most men do things for status. Yeah, status. Yeah. I
24:40
Speaker 2: think that that's what it comes down to is status.
24:42
Speaker 2: And again, that conversation we had with Luke Bateman a
24:46
Speaker 2: couple months ago where we, in society, we all are
24:53
Speaker 2: like male friendships can, you know, they really only can
24:57
Speaker 2: at the moment. I don't know. They just get to
24:59
Speaker 2: a level and it's like we're pretty much taught that
25:03
Speaker 2: we're against everyone. It's kind of like part of you
25:07
Speaker 2: when someone does fail at something is like you know,
25:11
Speaker 2: I'm a bit, I'm better off than them now type
25:13
Speaker 2: of thing. It's like all a big competition. You go
25:15
Speaker 2: with the door, right? Yes. I feel like men, a
25:17
Speaker 2: lot of the time they go on, they go on
25:18
Speaker 2: for status recently. Obviously I admire a lot of things
25:21
Speaker 2: about a lot of the women in my life, but recently,
25:25
Speaker 2: what do you appreciate? Oh yeah. Yeah.
25:26
Speaker 1: You got to ask me, what do you appreciate about
25:27
Speaker 1: the women in your life?
25:28
Speaker 2: Um, with Bethany, the, how do I even explain this? Um,
25:39
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just like, she just is always
25:42
Speaker 2: so correct in things. And this, and very recently she like,
25:48
Speaker 2: she defends, she intelligence. Yeah. I think just like, just
25:52
Speaker 2: she has probably got the best emotional intelligence that I
25:54
Speaker 2: have ever come across. And she like, very recently he,
26:01
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is an admiration thing, but
26:03
Speaker 2: like I am a year older than her. Right. And
26:08
Speaker 2: very recently, I had a thought in my head that, like, wow,
26:10
Speaker 2: I hope, you know, by the time I die, that
26:14
Speaker 2: my emotional intelligence is at what hers is at right
26:17
Speaker 2: now when she's only 25.
26:18
Speaker 4: Oh, really?
26:19
Speaker 2: And, like, I had that thought recently. I was like, fuck,
26:22
Speaker 2: you know, like, I.
26:23
Speaker 1: I would like to hear how she views you.
26:27
Speaker 2: Yeah.
26:28
Speaker 1: Because I feel like you... I obviously don't know Beth
26:30
Speaker 1: in the same emotional level that you do.
26:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that I am emotionally intelligent... when it
26:37
Speaker 2: comes to a lot of things but like she just
26:42
Speaker 2: i don't know it's just like i could say something
26:44
Speaker 2: and then she go and she goes no well i
26:46
Speaker 2: think this and i'm like yeah that's just so fucking
26:48
Speaker 2: correct like what was i thinking you know what i
26:50
Speaker 2: mean i have those moments what was.
26:52
Speaker 1: I literally thinking articulate in her emotions yeah yeah i
26:54
Speaker 1: would say that's a good i feel like i struggle
26:56
Speaker 1: with that too like i think something and i think
26:59
Speaker 1: it's so right but then it comes out of my
27:01
Speaker 1: mouth And I'm like, what the fuck?
27:03
Speaker 2: That's not what I just said.
27:04
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not what I'm fucking feeling.
27:06
Speaker 2: And then it's coming.
27:07
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, then my ego takes over. And
27:09
Speaker 1: then I try and double down this thing of like,
27:11
Speaker 1: that's not actually what I meant, but it came out
27:12
Speaker 1: that way.
27:13
Speaker 2: Also, that is a good trade. It's a good trade.
27:16
Speaker 2: I would say another thing I admire about, this is
27:20
Speaker 2: another one about Bethany is she is also, she'll admit
27:26
Speaker 2: when she's wrong, but she's also very confident when she
27:29
Speaker 2: is like, saying something maybe in a hard situation. And I,
27:34
Speaker 2: and I really admire that. I kind of want that confrontation.
27:36
Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, you know, she doesn't love confrontation,
27:39
Speaker 2: but when she believes in something, she's like, I like,
27:43
Speaker 2: I don't know. I would love that.
27:44
Speaker 4: See?
27:44
Speaker 1: Yeah.
27:45
Speaker 2: Like when she really believes in something, even you and I,
27:47
Speaker 2: when we talk about stuff, it's like, Oh yeah. Even
27:49
Speaker 2: before when I just said like, you know, I, Not
27:52
Speaker 2: all men, but most men. It's kind of like, just
27:55
Speaker 2: fucking say something. We beat around the bush. We do
27:57
Speaker 2: a little bit.
27:58
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
27:59
Speaker 2: And we beat around the bush less than lots. True.
28:01
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? But I reckon we still
28:03
Speaker 2: beat around the bush a bit.
28:03
Speaker 1: Cassie's the same. I wonder if we compliment them in
28:06
Speaker 1: a sense. Like the passion behind.
28:08
Speaker 2: I don't know. You could say anything right now that
28:10
Speaker 2: would make me feel better. Make me feel better about
28:13
Speaker 2: what I don't like about myself. Go.
28:14
Speaker 1: The passion of our girlfriends or the passion of women
28:17
Speaker 1: is complimented by a guy who beats around the bush.
28:19
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:20
Speaker 2: My other favorite thing is like if you see a
28:22
Speaker 2: brunette woman looking at me yelling, just know I'm right
28:24
Speaker 2: where I want to be. Daddy comes bearing gifts. Oh,
28:36
Speaker 2: bearing gifts. Actually, sorry. Daddy comes bearing gifts.
28:39
Speaker 1: I thought daddy forgot about me.
28:41
Speaker 2: Nah, I was like, I'm not going to... Rolex, Rolex, Rolex, Rolex.
28:48
Speaker 2: All right. Basically, all about is probably listening and thinking,
28:51
Speaker 2: why has he got a gift? So, Odi's birthday was
28:53
Speaker 2: on the 22nd of August. He was still in Europe.
28:57
Speaker 2: And this is the first time we've been together since then.
29:00
Speaker 2: And it's the, what is it? The 7th of September. So,
29:04
Speaker 2: we've recorded via virtually. I don't know if you guys
29:06
Speaker 2: have noticed. We try and do a good job of that.
29:08
Speaker 2: Tricks of the trade.
29:09
Speaker 3: Anyway, I.
29:11
Speaker 2: I got you this and so I don't know how
29:16
Speaker 2: much I want to preface, right? But there was a
29:19
Speaker 2: couple of things that went through my mind when I
29:21
Speaker 2: got it, right? Number one, I wasn't looking for this
29:25
Speaker 2: particular item when I was originally looking for your birthday present. Okay.
29:30
Speaker 2: Number two, when I first saw this for some reason,
29:35
Speaker 2: I wasn't looking, it was just on display somewhere and
29:39
Speaker 2: I just thought, what the... And I was like, for
29:41
Speaker 2: some reason, I just thought, Odi would wear these. Okay.
29:45
Speaker 2: All right.
29:45
Speaker 1: Are they sunnies?
29:47
Speaker 2: Wait a second. And I was like... I just was like,
29:51
Speaker 2: I need to go with my gut here. Right.
29:53
Speaker 1: So we love Jake's gut too.
29:54
Speaker 2: So actually, my gut could be trusted. So here's what,
30:00
Speaker 2: you know how people get your gifts and they say,
30:02
Speaker 2: if you don't like it, you know, I've got the receipt.
30:03
Speaker 2: You can take it back.
30:04
Speaker 1: You don't have the receipt.
30:06
Speaker 2: No, no. I have the receipt. What I wanted to
30:07
Speaker 2: say to you is that because I want you to
30:09
Speaker 2: know that I know I took a bit of a risk.
30:12
Speaker 2: So if you actually don't like it because it's me
30:15
Speaker 2: and I'm not like some random person you have to
30:16
Speaker 2: be polite to, you can say, I don't like it.
30:19
Speaker 2: And I can, And I can, uh, what's the, I, oh, actually,
30:22
Speaker 2: you know what I did? I said, I said to
30:24
Speaker 2: the person that I bought, I said, I'm taking a
30:26
Speaker 2: risk here. How's the, what's the return policy? And she goes, well,
30:28
Speaker 2: you can't return it, but you can get store credit.
30:31
Speaker 2: So you're stuck to the one store if you don't
30:33
Speaker 2: actually like it. Okay. I'm so, I'm.
30:35
Speaker 1: Also more intrigued because Jake and I, oh, it's light.
30:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
30:38
Speaker 1: We share a bank account and I didn't see any transactions.
30:41
Speaker 1: And there's two reasons for that. One, he didn't put
30:43
Speaker 1: it on the card. Or two, it was so small
30:46
Speaker 1: that I didn't see it. No, no, no.
30:47
Speaker 2: It's on the Amex.
30:48
Speaker 1: Oh, that's why I didn't see it.
30:49
Speaker 2: Because we can claim it, right? That's the only one
30:51
Speaker 2: I don't have on my phone. So what I was
30:53
Speaker 2: going to do is if you like it, you're going
30:54
Speaker 2: to keep it because it's on the Amex. I'll transfer
30:57
Speaker 2: you the whole amount.
30:58
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know what I mean?
31:00
Speaker 2: So you're not paying for half of your gift.
31:02
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I'm opening it, guys, for all
31:06
Speaker 1: the audio listeners. It's a black box to start.
31:10
Speaker 3: I don't know.
31:10
Speaker 1: It's so light. Like, it can't be a pair of sunnies.
31:12
Speaker 1: It's too light.
31:14
Speaker 2: Or it could be.
31:15
Speaker 1: Oakley running sunnies, is it? That'd be pretty cool, actually.
31:19
Speaker 2: I'm nervous. Maybe it is sunnies.
31:22
Speaker 1: It is sunnies.
31:23
Speaker 2: I'm a little nervous.
31:23
Speaker 3: These are light.
31:26
Speaker 2: Here we go.
31:27
Speaker 1: Opening it up.
31:27
Speaker 2: I just don't know. Oh, okay.
31:31
Speaker 1: So, the thing with me and sunnies are, one, I
31:34
Speaker 1: was actually thinking about purchasing some sunnies.
31:36
Speaker 2: Okay.
31:36
Speaker 1: I was going to get some expensive ones, but I
31:38
Speaker 1: couldn't justify it because I always lose them. So this
31:40
Speaker 1: is even cooler. And basically- Wait, but I don't- You
31:43
Speaker 1: have to tell me if I look ugly or not.
31:45
Speaker 2: I looked at those and tell me that you wouldn't
31:47
Speaker 2: look at them and think I might wear them.
31:48
Speaker 1: I would look at these and say I might wear them.
31:50
Speaker 1: But the thing with my face is either I'm going
31:51
Speaker 1: to look like a bug or I'm going.
31:53
Speaker 2: To look like a beast. Oh, okay. I just for
31:56
Speaker 2: some reason can picture them on you.
31:57
Speaker 1: We've got like a camera like set up where I
31:59
Speaker 1: can see.
31:59
Speaker 2: I'm going to say I'm a fan. Okay, okay. Let
32:04
Speaker 2: me look. I'm going to say I'm a fan. But
32:06
Speaker 2: I think that this is something that you would wear
32:09
Speaker 2: to either... So, you'd wear them in the car, right?
32:13
Speaker 2: Or a festival. I can see you wearing them to
32:15
Speaker 2: a festival.
32:16
Speaker 1: I actually don't mind them.
32:17
Speaker 2: I quite like them. No, I like them. Thanks, man. Actually? Yeah,
32:20
Speaker 2: I like them. This saves me.
32:21
Speaker 1: I was looking at... Funnily enough, after the intro, Alexander McQueen....
32:29
Speaker 2: Alexander McQueen. Yeah.
32:31
Speaker 1: It's like they're like under Gucci and shit.
32:33
Speaker 2: Like designer.
32:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, designer. But I'll take Oakley. And these are also doubles.
32:38
Speaker 1: I can run in these and then also drive in
32:41
Speaker 1: them and then wear them.
32:41
Speaker 2: Oh, no. I'm happy with these, mate.
32:43
Speaker 1: I'm glad.
32:43
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I give this a sort of like 8
32:45
Speaker 2: out of 10. That's actually good. I'm stoked. Thank you,
32:48
Speaker 2: my friend.
32:48
Speaker 1: I'll keep them.
32:49
Speaker 2: I was originally going to bring... I was going to
32:52
Speaker 2: challenge myself and build you an outfit. And then give
32:56
Speaker 2: you one by one each thing as a segment. But
32:58
Speaker 2: then I saw them and I just was like, I
33:00
Speaker 2: got to get on my gut here. What's going on? Oh, yeah.
33:01
Speaker 1: And Oakley's hectic. That'd be good for the beach too.
33:03
Speaker 2: You know what I'm pissed off about? They're polarized? Oakley,
33:06
Speaker 2: I assume.
33:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
33:08
Speaker 2: Pissed off you didn't compliment my rapping job. Oh, yeah.
33:12
Speaker 2: I thought that was like, I thought I wrapped them.
33:14
Speaker 2: You know what I thought?
33:15
Speaker 1: I thought it was like, you know how at Meyer,
33:17
Speaker 1: how they wrap shit for you?
33:18
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:18
Speaker 1: I thought it was that.
33:19
Speaker 2: That's how good of a wrap job I was. Legit,
33:20
Speaker 2: I'm serious. I'm not even, I spent longer wrapping your
33:23
Speaker 2: gift than I did wrapping Beth's gift.
33:25
Speaker 1: That's how much you love me. Mate, and usually you
33:30
Speaker 1: and I like put it in a plastic bag.
33:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Actually, plastic bag would be effort from you.
33:34
Speaker 2: I usually get a pillowcase from you, bro.
33:37
Speaker 1: It was my dad's birthday. It was his birthday today.
33:38
Speaker 1: I gave him his present on the weekend.
33:40
Speaker 2: Pillowcase. Where did you get him? Fans.
33:43
Speaker 1: For a caravan we owe half of.
33:44
Speaker 2: Those two portable fans up there. Thank you, my friend.
33:50
Speaker 2: I'm impressed. What a lucky guy.
33:51
Speaker 1: This ticks a lot of boxes.
33:53
Speaker 2: I'm happy with them.
33:54
Speaker 1: Dads are the hardest people.
33:56
Speaker 2: To buy for. Oh, yeah. Father's Day is yesterday. And
34:01
Speaker 2: I went to the shops to try and find something
34:04
Speaker 2: for my dad. And I just, I was like, this sucks.
34:07
Speaker 2: I was there. And then I just ended up.
34:10
Speaker 1: It's hard when our parents have everything.
34:11
Speaker 2: They have money.
34:13
Speaker 1: And they're old.
34:14
Speaker 2: I would also be hard to buy for. Just because
34:16
Speaker 2: I'm the type to just be like, if I want something,
34:18
Speaker 2: even if I don't have the money, I'll save up
34:20
Speaker 2: for it and get it before my birthday. Because I
34:22
Speaker 2: don't want to wait. Oh, great. So we're lucky enough
34:26
Speaker 2: to do that. But I ended up just like, I
34:27
Speaker 2: was like, what can I do? I was like, dads,
34:30
Speaker 2: surely they just want to hang out with their kids.
34:33
Speaker 2: Not you, mate. So I said, we're done.
34:36
Speaker 1: He's had 26 years of you.
34:37
Speaker 2: I said, we're booked in for a round of golf.
34:39
Speaker 2: You've got five hours with me on fucking October, whatever
34:41
Speaker 2: date it was. He probably would have preferred the opposite.
34:44
Speaker 1: He probably would have gone.
34:46
Speaker 2: I've booked you in for your own round of golf
34:48
Speaker 2: on your own.
34:51
Speaker 1: Now that I live with you, you'll probably want to
34:52
Speaker 1: get away from me. Well, the best thing was my dad...
34:55
Speaker 1: His birthday is today. Father's Day was yesterday. Double up, baby.
34:58
Speaker 2: Double up. I got you a fan for Father's Day
35:00
Speaker 2: and a fan for your birthday. I saw two fans
35:02
Speaker 2: up there.
35:04
Speaker 1: I doubled down, too, and I'm going to use them.
35:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally. I thought that. I was like, you just
35:09
Speaker 2: give him shit you're going to use. I just couldn't
35:11
Speaker 2: buy him tools. I couldn't buy him anything.
35:13
Speaker 1: Talking about presents, actually, because my birthday actually happened recently.
35:17
Speaker 1: My parents only gave me the present they got me
35:18
Speaker 1: on the weekend.
35:19
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
35:20
Speaker 1: And I want to know, do you reckon my girlfriend
35:22
Speaker 1: was playing... chess and i was playing checkers or it
35:25
Speaker 1: was just a fluke okay what we were talking about
35:27
Speaker 1: so i got given a 50 movie voucher and then
35:31
Speaker 1: obviously i'm gonna go to the movies with my girlfriend
35:33
Speaker 1: and pay for it with my voucher but yeah i
35:35
Speaker 1: hadn't said i'm gonna do that i was kind of
35:36
Speaker 1: joking like this is mine you gotta pay for yourself
35:39
Speaker 1: anyway cassie my partner goes on this massive spiel about
35:43
Speaker 1: she follows these girls on tiktok who share bank accounts
35:47
Speaker 1: similar to us but they're not in the same business
35:49
Speaker 1: They're just friends and they share everything.
35:51
Speaker 2: I've heard about this.
35:52
Speaker 1: And this girl went on a tangent about not letting
35:55
Speaker 1: all these little things that add up get to you. Like,
35:58
Speaker 1: for example, if you go out for dinner and I buy–
36:00
Speaker 1: we both buy a schnitzel, but I get a garlic
36:02
Speaker 1: bread and you don't– you shouldn't care about the $ 8
36:03
Speaker 1: or whatever.
36:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:04
Speaker 1: What comes around goes around is basically what she was saying.
36:07
Speaker 1: And she went on this good five, ten-minute spill, Cassie, explaining, like,
36:10
Speaker 1: don't sweat the small stuff. And then we're about to
36:13
Speaker 1: go to the movies. I'm like, Cassie, did you just
36:15
Speaker 1: tell me this whole spill– So I pay for you
36:19
Speaker 1: at the movies and you don't pay for yourself?
36:21
Speaker 2: And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. I swear
36:24
Speaker 2: I thought it was an interesting conversation. I swear.
36:27
Speaker 1: I was like, very convenient how I've now got a
36:29
Speaker 1: $ 50 voucher and we're about to go to the movies
36:31
Speaker 1: and you're saying don't sweat the small stuff. It all
36:34
Speaker 1: comes around, it goes around. And I was like, so
36:37
Speaker 1: what do you reckon?
36:38
Speaker 2: Did you shout her? Yeah. Yeah, she's playing chess. Yeah.
36:41
Speaker 2: Let it go. All right, baddies. If you're new around here,
36:52
Speaker 2: we have a segment that Odi brought to me about,
36:55
Speaker 2: I don't know, months ago now called Odi's Shark Tank.
36:57
Speaker 2: He came to me and he said, Jake, I need
37:00
Speaker 2: some business ideas. I'm going to tell you if I
37:02
Speaker 2: like them or not. And when one of them lands,
37:04
Speaker 2: he said, I'm just going to start that business. We're
37:07
Speaker 2: just going to create a business.
37:08
Speaker 1: And this guy hit on week two.
37:09
Speaker 2: On week two, I hit with. Something that we've been
37:13
Speaker 2: calling the bed divider. All right. It's in its infancy.
37:16
Speaker 2: We don't have a name yet, but we just need
37:18
Speaker 2: something informal.
37:19
Speaker 1: I like that infancy.
37:20
Speaker 2: All right. The bed divider is something that as a
37:24
Speaker 2: man who is in a relationship with- In bed with
37:28
Speaker 2: a woman. With a woman who sleeps in the same
37:30
Speaker 2: bed every night. And also quite often I end up
37:34
Speaker 2: only having about 30% of said bed. The bed divider
37:37
Speaker 2: would be something that I want very much so. It
37:39
Speaker 2: solves all those issues.
37:40
Speaker 4: All right.
37:40
Speaker 2: And the bed divider is something down the... I'm even
37:42
Speaker 2: being nice here. I'm a bigger woman than Beth and
37:44
Speaker 2: Oddie's a bigger... I'm a bigger woman than Beth. I'm
37:46
Speaker 2: a bigger man than Beth is a woman and you're
37:48
Speaker 2: a bigger man than Cassie is a woman. And we're
37:52
Speaker 2: also willing to give them 50% of the bed. We are.
37:54
Speaker 2: We want something that divides the bed 50-50. Equality. So
37:58
Speaker 2: when we go to sleep and we turn those fucking
37:59
Speaker 2: lamps off, I get my side, she gets her side.
38:02
Speaker 1: You know what's happened the past two nights?
38:04
Speaker 2: What?
38:05
Speaker 1: Head butted by my girlfriend.
38:06
Speaker 2: Head butted? Head butted by my girlfriend. How does that
38:08
Speaker 2: even happen?
38:08
Speaker 1: I go to roll over on my pillow, there's a
38:09
Speaker 1: head there.
38:10
Speaker 2: Oh, whoa, whoa. She's on your pillow. And I'm like, motherfucker,
38:13
Speaker 2: this is my pillow.
38:18
Speaker 1: She says she wants to be close and I say.
38:19
Speaker 2: Fuck off. Fucking hell. Anywho, this is why we need
38:23
Speaker 2: the bed fighter. This is why we need the bed fighter.
38:25
Speaker 2: So we have enlisted the help of the Baddest Baddie
38:29
Speaker 2: who won the Baddest Baddie last year. Go back and
38:32
Speaker 2: listen if you haven't listened. And so she has been
38:35
Speaker 2: helping us and we're about to call her.
38:36
Speaker 1: This is the epitome of all relatables.
38:38
Speaker 2: Yes. Hello. Hello, Sarah. Oh, hello. How are you going?
38:43
Speaker 4: I'm good, thanks.
38:44
Speaker 2: How are you guys?
38:45
Speaker 1: Going brilliantly. How is life after being the baddest baddie?
38:52
Speaker 2: Thriving.
38:52
Speaker 4: It's been good.
38:53
Speaker 2: Thriving. That's what we want to hear.
38:56
Speaker 1: That is amazing. That's what we want to hear.
38:59
Speaker 4: But honestly, we've never been doubting anything. My boyfriend just
39:02
Speaker 4: is like, stop doubting. You're the baddest baddie.
39:05
Speaker 2: That's actually.
39:05
Speaker 4: And I've been using that as an affirmation the whole time.
39:08
Speaker 4: So thank you for that, guys.
39:09
Speaker 1: Damn right.
39:11
Speaker 2: That's fucking cool. Mission success.
39:13
Speaker 1: But as being the baddest baddie, we have enlisted you
39:16
Speaker 1: to help us.
39:17
Speaker 2: With the bed divider.
39:20
Speaker 1: Maybe the name, maybe not. But behind the scenes, everyone
39:23
Speaker 1: knows we went on holiday and we messaged Sarah and
39:25
Speaker 1: asked her if she could work some of her magic
39:29
Speaker 1: behind making this product come to life, didn't we? Yeah. So, Sarah, firstly,
39:36
Speaker 1: what did you think of the idea to start?
39:39
Speaker 6: I love the idea.
39:40
Speaker 2: It's great.
39:40
Speaker 4: Yes.
39:41
Speaker 2: Would you and your boyfriend use a bed divider?
39:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the main thing was that is the
39:49
Speaker 4: amount of times I end up moving into the middle
39:50
Speaker 4: of the bed or pulling the whole duvet onto my side.
39:55
Speaker 4: So I would definitely use it for those two things.
39:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I have a feeling that we're definitely marketing
40:00
Speaker 2: towards men here. Yeah.
40:02
Speaker 1: So your boyfriend's obviously like, have you worked on the
40:05
Speaker 1: thing for the boys yet?
40:06
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, if you need any ideas, feel free
40:11
Speaker 4: to ask.
40:11
Speaker 2: Let's put some real good locks on this thing. Let's
40:14
Speaker 2: get some real security on it.
40:18
Speaker 1: So where have you gotten with it so far, Sarah?
40:21
Speaker 4: Okay, so I have like five kind of key ideas
40:26
Speaker 4: and I'm going to narrow it. I've got to like
40:28
Speaker 4: sort through them, but I think I'm going to narrow
40:29
Speaker 4: it down to three and try those three out.
40:31
Speaker 2: Okay.
40:33
Speaker 6: And then see how it goes.
40:35
Speaker 4: It's a tough one because I don't know about you guys,
40:38
Speaker 4: but when I sleep, even just when the sheet under
40:40
Speaker 4: me is like wrinkled or ruffled, it just really bugs me.
40:44
Speaker 4: I'm kind of like Princess and the Pea with noticing
40:46
Speaker 4: those small things, which makes it really difficult to come
40:49
Speaker 4: up with a design that when you're lying down, you're
40:53
Speaker 4: not going to feel it as a connector for those
40:56
Speaker 4: two when the sheet or the duvet is not connected to.
40:59
Speaker 6: That bottom fitted sheet.
41:00
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I agree. I hear you.
41:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
41:03
Speaker 4: Really going through a few different ideas that will be
41:05
Speaker 4: as minimal to notice as possible. I think I've got
41:08
Speaker 4: three that are going to be the best options.
41:10
Speaker 2: That's great. Three is actually great. We have options.
41:15
Speaker 1: Well, we were thinking like, just like one would be.
41:17
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was going to cop a zipper.
41:20
Speaker 1: Like a sleeping bag.
41:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
41:23
Speaker 4: So I've got, I'm going to try out, I think
41:25
Speaker 4: three different ones and see which.
41:26
Speaker 6: Ones actually work best.
41:28
Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
41:30
Speaker 4: Um, I don't want to give too much away.
41:32
Speaker 2: All right. So, Okay. That's good.
41:34
Speaker 1: And do you want our opinions on any sort of
41:37
Speaker 1: idea or any route you've gone to see like you're
41:39
Speaker 1: going in the right direction or are you pretty confident?
41:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
41:43
Speaker 4: Well, actually I've got an idea with one, which links
41:46
Speaker 4: a little bit with your original bedvider idea. So I'd
41:50
Speaker 4: be interested to hear your thoughts on this. Um, I
41:54
Speaker 4: don't know if it will make too much sense, but
41:55
Speaker 4: I'll try to describe.
41:56
Speaker 2: It as much as possible.
41:57
Speaker 4: Um, So the idea is that under the fitted sheet,
42:01
Speaker 4: there is a long magnetic strip.
42:03
Speaker 2: Yep.
42:05
Speaker 4: Which is, you can get like kind of fabric style
42:07
Speaker 4: ones that are quite flat, so you wouldn't hopefully feel it.
42:10
Speaker 4: And then you would have, I feel like the best
42:13
Speaker 4: way to describe it is, you know like draft stoppers that.
42:15
Speaker 6: You put at the bottom of doors?
42:17
Speaker 2: Yes.
42:18
Speaker 1: We have one in our studio.
42:19
Speaker 4: You would have something like that with the other metal,
42:21
Speaker 4: the other magnetic strip along that. So then that could
42:26
Speaker 4: go in between. You would keep the sheet, top sheet
42:29
Speaker 4: and the fitted sheet connected through that thing. But you
42:32
Speaker 4: would also have something soft in between so you couldn't
42:35
Speaker 4: almost sit on the top of the top sheet and
42:38
Speaker 4: reach over. Yeah, I hear. But I was You guys
42:42
Speaker 4: were also talking about having a pillow type thing with
42:46
Speaker 4: your last one that would work for sex and stuff.
42:48
Speaker 4: I haven't thought anything about that. I was thinking that
42:51
Speaker 4: kind of pillow would link in, maybe.
42:55
Speaker 2: Okay.
42:56
Speaker 1: If you're not thinking about sex, that's something we can do.
42:59
Speaker 2: We could probably take over that realm for you.
43:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where our expertise comes into hand. Oddie is
43:04
Speaker 1: a one-pump chump. Yeah, if you listen to Trader.
43:06
Speaker 4: I have just been listening to that podcast.
43:09
Speaker 2: That podcast.
43:10
Speaker 1: So maybe it might be a bit of a waste
43:12
Speaker 1: of money for me to get at the moment. But
43:16
Speaker 1: as a man, you can always dream. So if you
43:18
Speaker 1: leave the sex part up to us. But no, that
43:20
Speaker 1: idea sounds good.
43:20
Speaker 2: But that's like a.
43:21
Speaker 4: Raised section like you were talking about having on the
43:24
Speaker 4: original one being just a split in between. Yeah.
43:28
Speaker 2: Okay. So.
43:29
Speaker 4: So it combines those two ideas. So that's currently, I think,
43:32
Speaker 4: top of the list, but we've got a few other options.
43:34
Speaker 1: That's good, too, because we were talking about threading something
43:38
Speaker 1: through or doing something. No one wants to do that
43:40
Speaker 1: when they're tired and about to go to sleep. It's
43:42
Speaker 1: like making a bed on steroids. But this magnet kind
43:45
Speaker 1: of vibe is almost ingenious.
43:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think magnets are going to be the way
43:49
Speaker 2: to go.
43:50
Speaker 4: One of the other ideas I have is one that
43:52
Speaker 4: you kind of thread through. But I was like, actually,
43:55
Speaker 4: when you're exhausted... That's the last thing you want to do.
43:59
Speaker 4: Or you don't want to like randomly get like a
44:01
Speaker 4: toe stuck in the bit that you're threading it through
44:03
Speaker 4: and that just being uncomfortable.
44:05
Speaker 1: Catch a toe and you're dead. That could be the
44:09
Speaker 1: end of a good sleep right there.
44:11
Speaker 2: That could be the end of a good session right there.
44:15
Speaker 4: And like how would you describe that on an ACC form?
44:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, good point. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
44:20
Speaker 1: All right, so you've got three ideas. As you said,
44:22
Speaker 1: you don't want to give too much away. Once you
44:24
Speaker 1: have the three ideas, do you want to bring them
44:26
Speaker 1: to us in a couple of weeks? You said you
44:28
Speaker 1: were playing, representing NZ in handball.
44:32
Speaker 2: Was it? Yeah. Holy smokes.
44:36
Speaker 4: So on Wednesday, I fly to Wellington, but we're both
44:39
Speaker 4: in six other countries, including Australia.
44:42
Speaker 2: Ooh.
44:44
Speaker 4: And, yeah, for the Oceania Champs for handball. So that
44:47
Speaker 4: I fly out on Wednesday. I get back in a week.
44:49
Speaker 4: And so then it will be putting these designs that
44:51
Speaker 4: I all have on paper in the moment into, like,
44:54
Speaker 4: actual prototypes.
44:55
Speaker 2: All right.
44:56
Speaker 1: Juggling being a pro athlete. And then you know it
44:58
Speaker 1: would be good after a good handball session, coming back
45:00
Speaker 1: to a bed divider, getting a good sleep.
45:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
45:03
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
45:04
Speaker 2: May I ask quickly, is it the handball that Audie
45:08
Speaker 2: and I would know from school or is it the
45:09
Speaker 2: handball from the Olympics? Yes.
45:11
Speaker 6: It's the Olympic Campbell.
45:13
Speaker 2: It's not forthwith. All right, cool. That's all good. Um, okay.
45:18
Speaker 1: So you're coming back with a few ideas in a
45:20
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Um, and then after that, maybe we
45:23
Speaker 1: can talk prototypes, eh? Yeah.
45:26
Speaker 6: Sounds good.
45:27
Speaker 4: Would you like me to send you through the kind
45:29
Speaker 4: of drawings that I've got at the moment for the
45:31
Speaker 4: three ideas? Or do you want me to just contact
45:34
Speaker 4: you once I've tried them out and gone, this one works.
45:36
Speaker 2: What do you.
45:37
Speaker 1: Mean by try out?
45:38
Speaker 4: Well, I was, I was literally going to like, um,
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Speaker 4: try and make one. And then, so I've got the
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Speaker 4: three drawings of different ideas that would work with like
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Speaker 4: how it would, how it makes them. And then I
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Speaker 4: was literally just going to try and see if it
45:55
Speaker 4: works and then send through that information. But I was like,
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Speaker 4: I can send you through the drawings and designs I've
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Speaker 4: got at the moment.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I reckon send through the drawings and maybe Jake and
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Speaker 1: I can go through them on an episode where we
46:05
Speaker 1: don't call you and get our thoughts and feelings whilst
46:06
Speaker 1: you're playing professional handball.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Um, And then post, for everyone listening, we are commissioning Sarah.
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Speaker 1: But also, if you're going to make a prototype, we'll
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Speaker 1: pay for it.
46:17
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, of course, yeah. Just tell us how much
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Speaker 2: and we'll send you the money before you go buying anything.
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Speaker 1: Paying for it might pay great.
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Speaker 2: Is there prize money for this?
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Speaker 4: It's all self-funded.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it's a passion one. This is about passion.
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Speaker 1: The answer to all your problems could be the bed divider.
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Speaker 4: The bed divider, yes.
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Speaker 1: Um all right sarah yeah send those through and then
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Speaker 1: we'll chat about them on the next episode and um
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Speaker 1: thank you for this and all the best with handball
46:45
Speaker 1: as well.
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Speaker 4: And and maybe some of the other baddies will have
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Speaker 4: some great ideas as well.
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Speaker 1: Yes shout out to steph price my dyslexia took over
46:52
Speaker 1: at one point and she said if sarah doesn't want
46:54
Speaker 1: to do it she can take over and i took
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Speaker 1: that as in sarah messaged steph price and said i
46:58
Speaker 1: don't want to do it anymore And then I had
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Speaker 1: a back and forth with Steph, and I went back
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Speaker 1: and read it, and I was like, oh, fuck.
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Speaker 4: So maybe if Price and I need to come together
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Speaker 4: and actually work out some.
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Speaker 2: Maybe that's the ultimate idea. I was about to say,
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Speaker 2: let's turn you guys against each other. We're about to
47:19
Speaker 2: pick your people up. That's a good idea, actually.
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Speaker 1: All right, Sarah, we'll contact you probably in two or
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Speaker 1: three weeks, I'd say.
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Speaker 6: Fantastic. Sounds good.
47:28
Speaker 2: All right, bye.
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Speaker 6: Look forward to it.
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Speaker 2: Bye, guys. Bye. I'm excited.
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Speaker 1: I'm very excited.
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Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
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Speaker 1: That sounds good.
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Speaker 2: Next week, we'll go through the drawings she's got. Three?
47:38
Speaker 2: Three drawings is crazy, bro. Three drawings? Yeah.
47:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane.
47:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got the right person on this. 100%. Well,
47:44
Speaker 2: we haven't seen the drawings yet.
47:45
Speaker 1: I've got to trust my gut. Let's trust your gut still.
47:49
Speaker 2: My gut says yes. Baddies, time to read some comments.
47:59
Speaker 2: I feel like we haven't done this for ages.
48:01
Speaker 1: If you want to get some comments read, you know
48:02
Speaker 1: what to do by now.
48:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to comment on the videos. We haven't
48:05
Speaker 2: done this in ages. I feel like we haven't done
48:06
Speaker 2: this for so long because we're away. Anyway, so I've
48:08
Speaker 2: got from episode 39, why traveling changed how we see
48:13
Speaker 2: Australia from at, it's on YouTube, by the way, at Cahill23.
48:19
Speaker 2: I was thinking about sending in a dilemma about my
48:21
Speaker 2: struggles with closure and moving on from my ex. His
48:23
Speaker 2: name is Chad. Consider myself moved on.
48:28
Speaker 1: Funnily enough, I've got Spotify's same episode, Zoe. Very contradictory
48:32
Speaker 1: of that.
48:32
Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
48:33
Speaker 1: Welcome back, boys. Thank you. So I work in a
48:35
Speaker 1: cafe and we have a regular whose name is Chad.
48:37
Speaker 1: He's literally the biggest sweetheart ever. His family is so
48:41
Speaker 1: nice and he always picks up coffee for his wife.
48:43
Speaker 1: He's very generous and tips me very well every time.
48:46
Speaker 1: He's the only... He's the only Chad I know who
48:50
Speaker 1: is a good egg with a poorly stereotyped name. But
48:53
Speaker 1: I agree who names their kid Chad.
48:55
Speaker 2: Oh, as in like a question mark who names their
48:57
Speaker 2: kid Chad? Yeah. Hey, I'm glad you know a nice Chad.
48:59
Speaker 2: I actually got sent from a friend straight away as
49:01
Speaker 2: soon as I posted a clip about us being like, nah, don't.
49:05
Speaker 2: If you ever met a kid Chad, whatever. And so
49:07
Speaker 2: there's a, I think he's used to playing the NRL.
49:10
Speaker 2: His name's Chad Townsend. Really, really nice guy. And he
49:16
Speaker 2: like does a lot of work in the community. and
49:18
Speaker 2: a lot of like, and I was like, fuck, he's
49:21
Speaker 2: got a wife, he's got kids. I was like, fuck
49:23
Speaker 2: this guy. I was like, but what was he like
49:26
Speaker 2: when he was 20?
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Speaker 1: No, this is what we do. I can admit that
49:28
Speaker 1: we could be wrong and there are some nice Chads
49:30
Speaker 1: out there, but also we need fucking opinions, mate.
49:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
49:33
Speaker 2: The name Chad. No, I'm standing 10 toes down. I
49:36
Speaker 2: don't care if Chad's got a bad rap. Blame that
49:38
Speaker 2: on your parents for naming you Chad.
49:40
Speaker 1: Legit. I think it's an American stereotype, so blame them.
49:44
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, Chad just seems like it's short
49:46
Speaker 2: for something, but also not. Do better. Yeah. All right.
49:51
Speaker 1: It's time for one of you baddies to sign off
49:52
Speaker 1: an episode. If you want to get called by Jake
49:54
Speaker 1: and myself, the link will be in the description. Jake, today,
49:57
Speaker 1: who are we going to call?
49:59
Speaker 2: Ellie.
50:00
Speaker 1: I want to preface two baddies. You know how I say,
50:03
Speaker 1: who are you going to call?
50:04
Speaker 2: Yeah.
50:05
Speaker 1: Someone said like, did the boys know that it's from
50:07
Speaker 1: like Ghostbusters? And I'm waiting for Jake to say Ghostbusters.
50:09
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that's the whole premise.
50:10
Speaker 2: Of the thing.
50:10
Speaker 1: And people didn't know that.
50:12
Speaker 2: One day, Odi literally has an episode. Maybe that person
50:14
Speaker 2: didn't hear the episode where you started it. And you
50:16
Speaker 2: were like, oh, we should do that thing in Ghostbusters
50:18
Speaker 2: where it's like, who are you going to call?
50:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
50:20
Speaker 2: And then you just say the name. And I'm supposed
50:22
Speaker 2: to say it like, you know how Ghostbusters is a
50:24
Speaker 2: couple syllables?
50:25
Speaker 1: Ghostbusters.
50:26
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be like, Ellie. But I kind
50:29
Speaker 2: of never do it. So Odi looks like an idiot. Hello. Hello,
50:34
Speaker 2: is this Ellie?
50:36
Speaker 4: Yes.
50:36
Speaker 2: Ellie, it's Jake and Nottie from The Relatables. How are you?
50:39
Speaker 4: Oh, good.
50:40
Speaker 6: How are you?
50:41
Speaker 2: Good. I'm happy you answered on the second call. Yeah.
50:44
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
50:45
Speaker 6: Sorry. I was like, what is this number?
50:48
Speaker 2: Were you like, who is this telemarketer? Yeah.
50:51
Speaker 6: I keep getting them.
50:52
Speaker 2: Ellie, do you know why we are calling you?
50:56
Speaker 6: Are you after a joke or a riddle?
50:58
Speaker 2: That would be amazing.
51:01
Speaker 1: We haven't had a riddle in a while or a joke.
51:03
Speaker 1: Are you funny, Ellie? Yeah.
51:06
Speaker 6: No, I remember this. I got it from a Christmas
51:08
Speaker 6: cracker like years ago. So I guess it's a joke,
51:11
Speaker 6: but it's kind of a riddle. It's my favorite joke ever.
51:14
Speaker 2: I really left an impression, I guess. That's a good Christmas.
51:18
Speaker 6: Okay, are you ready?
51:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready.
51:22
Speaker 6: Who designed King Arthur's round tables?
51:28
Speaker 2: Oh, whoa.
51:29
Speaker 1: King Arthur's round table.
51:30
Speaker 2: Who designed King Arthur's round table? It's a riddle.
51:34
Speaker 1: King Arthur, the sword and the stone. What are we
51:36
Speaker 1: talking about here?
51:37
Speaker 2: Who designed his round table?
51:40
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think Camelot, lots of knights.
51:42
Speaker 2: His squire.
51:45
Speaker 1: If it's a joke, it's going to be funny.
51:47
Speaker 2: Yeah. Who designed his round table? I don't know.
51:52
Speaker 4: Jester?
51:53
Speaker 2: No. What is it?
51:58
Speaker 6: The answer is circumference. Oh, my God.
52:07
Speaker 2: I never would have got that. What was that IG?
52:11
Speaker 1: Women are the funniest humans on the planet.
52:18
Speaker 2: Hey, I tell you what, that's, that's, that's a good one.
52:21
Speaker 2: I actually think that was pretty good. Yeah.
52:23
Speaker 1: I'll get delivery was 10 out of 10.
52:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
52:26
Speaker 6: Thank you.
52:29
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you very much, Ellie.
52:31
Speaker 6: Thanks.
52:31
Speaker 4: Thanks.
52:32
Speaker 6: Bye.
52:32
Speaker 1: Bye.
52:33
Speaker 6: Dang that.
52:37
Speaker 2: That made me feel stupid. Yeah, it did.
52:38
Speaker 1: It's so comforting.
52:39
Speaker 2: All right, buddies, we love you. Stay bad.