January 8, 2024. Luxury train travel attracts people with stupid money who pay stupid prices!

Can Norovirus cause kidney failure? Don't book a crossing if you have health issues!

Old school, baby! Cunard still rents tuxedos for formal nights!

CNN airs a feature on hand washing and norovirus. They lust be listening to the Guru for ideas!

The Guru warns: Don't book a crossing if you have health problems! It is a cruise ship, not a hospital!

Sailing the Amazon. It is on most cruisers bucket list!

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