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What a Bozo · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:00
  Testecleese: Crack. Hold on! I got a
• 0:09
  Testecleese: things are shifting
• 0:18
  Testecleese: who are fake news.
• 0:21
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:24
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back, I'll circle back.
• 0:29
  Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:32
  Testecleese: Do not come.
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  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 276 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian
• 0:44
  Testecleese: Noticed you guys drinking some beers sorry what's going on
• 0:48
  Testecleese: we got our regular Guapo with us and the repeat offender today
• 0:54
  Brian McFadden: He's drinking a coors. Banquet
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  El Guapo: It.
• 0:58
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 0:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay. Miller, high life, all right.
• 1:02
  Testecleese: Of course, I've gotten yeah.
• 1:07
  Brian McFadden: He's drinking a toonies
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  El Guapo: Denise. That's the name
• 1:11
  Ron Pascoe: 2. Ee's
• 1:14
  Testecleese: Tony's. Isn't that a Canadian? $2, Bill
• 1:17
  Ron Pascoe: No HEYS
• 1:22
  Brian McFadden: It's possible users beer in a different hand.
• 1:28
  Brian McFadden: Nobody in Australia drinks. Foster probably can't even buy it. There
• 1:37
  Testecleese: Know where to get Foster's. Besides an outback steakhouse
• 1:40
  Brian McFadden: That's exactly so.
• 1:42
  Brian McFadden: The only ones that have
• 1:44
  Ron Pascoe: I know you get. What's this in England? In the Uk. In U.S.A. Mate?
• 1:50
  Testecleese: I don't think I've ever seen one for sale in like a gas station.
• 1:52
  Brian McFadden: I haven't either. No.
• 1:54
  Testecleese: But I mean here, I'm I can get like, mill light, bud light, yeah. And like.
• 1:58
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, so.
• 1:59
  Testecleese: Same work.
• 2:00
  Ron Pascoe: Really gets sold out, does it?
• 2:03
  Ron Pascoe: That popular. It gets sold out, does it?
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  Brian McFadden: No.
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  Testecleese: We're in the middle of nowhere. They don't bother bringing like the pumpkin beer in around Halloween, because they're like this is not enough people to make it worth their time, you know.
• 2:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Like. I took the wife to see the doctor today. It was a fucking, almost 2 h drive each way.
• 2:23
  Testecleese: It's it's love being out here in the woods, but it it's a hike to get anywhere
• 2:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: But, anyway, anyway, suppose we should talk about what happened in the news
• 2:36
  Brian McFadden: Your Internet's messing up again
• 2:39
  Testecleese: That helicopter wreck!
• 2:41
  Testecleese: Of course it is. Of course it is email right now. Alright, yeah, that helicopter erecting. DC, yeah.
• 2:48
  Testecleese: The DC crash
• 2:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:51
  Testecleese: Down that helicopter route permanently
• 2:58
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I did.
• 3:02
  Testecleese: I don't understand why my Internet connection sucks again. This is getting ridiculous.
• 3:06
  Testecleese: I'm not surprised by that, though I mean
• 3:09
  Testecleese: or like a whole bunch of people died right
• 3:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, a plane. And the people on the Blackhawk. Yeah.
• 3:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, was it? Was it a Blackhawk
• 3:19
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 3:19
  Testecleese: It's quite that. It's quite the war bird.
• 3:23
  Testecleese: And the Jfk files got released. And this was actually more information than came out with this alleged Epstein crap
• 3:32
  Testecleese: thing is, it was like thousands of pages
• 3:36
  Testecleese: Do you have time to sit down and go through that
• 3:38
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm not getting paid to do the show. So I'm not gonna
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: do that either, you know. Maybe if I that was my full my show with my full-time job, I might, you know, peruse him a little bit, but
• 3:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, if we actually make money, though.
• 3:54
  Brian McFadden: And William J.
• 3:55
  Brian McFadden: Assassinated. When you know it's like
• 3:58
  Brian McFadden: I wasn't alive when he was assassinated, and I'm the oldest one on the show. So
• 4:04
  Testecleese: Excuse me. Okay, I thought, okay, Brian's trying to sound younger than he is, for sure.
• 4:11
  Brian McFadden: If I was alive then I was a baby, so
• 4:16
  Testecleese: And the auto pen thing that was brought up
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  Testecleese: Trump is now claiming that Biden's pardons are void, and what
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  Testecleese: frustrated me the most like Cnn. Was like. He doesn't have the authority to avoid these like he, he didn't void them. He's saying they
• 4:31
  Brian McFadden: No.
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  Testecleese: Any good.
• 4:32
  Brian McFadden: Right? Yeah, if it was signed by autopen, you know, there's some things they sign with autopen. But laws and
• 4:41
  Brian McFadden: pardon shouldn't be auto pen signatures
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  Testecleese: Well, and it's it's when Joe wasn't even in the country when these pardons got signed
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  El Guapo: Yeah, how we know that was him, you know.
• 4:52
  Testecleese: Well, they use the auto pen
• 4:55
  El Guapo: I know.
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  El Guapo: I know that's what I'm saying like had if he wasn't there. Yeah, that was, that's not. That's not him. Obviously.
• 5:02
  El Guapo: Oh.
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  Testecleese: I actually found out what the auto pen is. I thought it was like a docusign where you'll
• 5:07
  Testecleese: like selling like a pad and
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  Testecleese: click it. But yeah, it's a literal machine that you load a pen into
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  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. And it copies the signature
• 5:15
  Testecleese: So, for all we know, hunter Biden himself went in there and signed his own pardon. You know
• 5:21
  El Guapo: Went by like, Hey, look at this poop!
• 5:26
  Testecleese: So
• 5:27
  Testecleese: what does this mean? I mean, I suppose nothing can really happen until they try to charge one of these guys right?
• 5:37
  El Guapo: Well, investigation need to go on to see who's authorized to use the auto pay
• 5:42
  Testecleese: Well.
• 5:43
  El Guapo: Who was, who was accessible in the White House that day. In the what a part of
• 5:48
  Testecleese: Fauci, I mean, we know he perjured himself in front of Congress.
• 5:52
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 5:53
  Testecleese: Well, so if they went and tried to prosecute fauci for this, then the court would get involved, and find out whether or not, we would find out whether or not these are valid pardons or not.
• 6:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: And of course Brian has already disappeared.
• 6:08
  El Guapo: No, but
• 6:08
  Ron Pascoe: This is going to open a massive can of worms because he was piding back to 2014 fauci, wasn't he?
• 6:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, he got like, yeah, like, 11 years of amnesty, he's like, why'd you go back to 14
• 6:20
  El Guapo: What happened back then, you know.
• 6:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. What happened? Exactly what happened under Obama
• 6:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:26
  Ron Pascoe: So this just might be an overnight investigation. This is going to take a while
• 6:30
  El Guapo: Well, it's better to investigate and not do nothing at all.
• 6:34
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, 100%.
• 6:36
  El Guapo: But yeah, this part is annoying, boy. It never happened because I mean.
• 6:43
  El Guapo: anybody could say, Well, how did he even know he did it. He don't even know who he is, where he is half the time.
• 6:50
  El Guapo: Well, that's a good point you made, Mike Johnson said to him about the liquid gas.
• 6:55
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, like, well, you cut this. I didn't do it like, yeah, you did. You passed the law like I didn't
• 7:00
  Ron Pascoe: And you signed it, and you signed it, he said.
• 7:03
  Ron Pascoe: He said, oh, I didn't do it
• 7:04
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness, yeah, exactly like it.
• 7:07
  Testecleese: This is going to turn into a like you, said Giant can of worms, and I'm a little concerned of what's going to come spilling out of that thing when they open it up all the way. You know
• 7:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, it is what it is
• 7:17
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 7:18
  El Guapo: I mean, I could see out of paying for like mailing little things, but no passing laws and pardon, you know, big ticket items
• 7:26
  Testecleese: I wouldn't even necessarily mind the auto pen if you're signing a hundred partners as long as he manually loads it up and does it himself.
• 7:32
  El Guapo: No fuck that. No, no, if you you leave the window open slightly, they're gonna just fucking. Run me through
• 7:40
  Testecleese: Well, I exactly. You give them an inch. They're gonna take a mile right
• 7:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, so, no.
• 7:44
  Ron Pascoe: Bills out
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  El Guapo: And every you know what for now, on every fucking
• 7:48
  El Guapo: pardon and fucking law need to be a camera on him talking about it. I gotta sign this for this person for that person. So we know
• 7:57
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you don't even have to release that publicly until someone says something. Then you release, you know, go, here's the video of it happening
• 8:01
  El Guapo: Here's the day that fucking pick up the newspaper. Okay.
• 8:07
  Ron Pascoe: Well, I like what trump does trump with executive orders? He makes a big thing of it, doesn't he?
• 8:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's that's the way it should be, you know.
• 8:14
  Testecleese: When he's we'll get to it. But
• 8:17
  Testecleese: yeah, with the public school thing
• 8:19
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: The way that
• 8:20
  El Guapo: Talk about the Pardons
• 8:22
  Ron Pascoe: Ordered that because I thought every bill note had to be presented to the President
• 8:28
  Testecleese: Well,
• 8:29
  Testecleese: The President signs them when they get through Senate, unless the President vetoes them.
• 8:36
  Testecleese: So you know. But okay. So check this out
• 8:41
  Testecleese: yesterday. The wife looks at me and she goes. Oh, no! George Foreman died.
• 8:45
  Testecleese: and I said, Well, which one? What do you mean? Which one he was the you know, the Boxer, and I was like, I don't. He's got 5 kids. He named George, too.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: But yeah, 76 years old, heavyweight champion died, I don't know, was foreman.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: for woman was one of Ali in the thriller in Manila, right
• 9:10
  El Guapo: I think so.
• 9:11
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 9:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, it'll work.
• 9:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. When cactus clayer. It might have been Muhammad Ali by then actually loosened the rope so he could bounce off the ropes and not actually absorb a punch from George Foreman.
• 9:23
  Testecleese: which is now illegal. By the way,
• 9:29
  Testecleese: this one here got me, did you guys see this shit about the Giza pyramids
• 9:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 9:34
  Ron Pascoe: For your calls underneath
• 9:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, it looks like they might be spiral staircases or so, or coils, but they go down to 6 of them, and they go down about a half mile deep underneath the Pyramids, and they're too wide by 3 long, whatever like chambers, and they face north, south.
• 9:58
  El Guapo: Like a while ago all over the oh, I thought you oh, no.
• 10:04
  Testecleese: Well, it's interesting, because I had to look at the pictures they did from like scans, and it looks like some kind of ancient giant battery, but not, you know.
• 10:13
  El Guapo: I haven't actually seen them, so I don't know
• 10:16
  Testecleese: I mean, it might be just
• 10:19
  El Guapo: If you got led light bulb you can use an orange to light it up the citrus
• 10:25
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, and they found in Egypt. They found terracotta pots with a copper coiling between the 2 of them that was being used as a battery
• 10:34
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 10:36
  Testecleese: But neat stuff. I thought it was crazy that we're still finding stuff, this this amazing
• 10:42
  Testecleese: and we knew nothing about it. It's like, 1st of all, how the hell did these guys dig a hole that deep
• 10:47
  Ron Pascoe: Today
• 10:49
  Testecleese: You know, if who Matadoro is watching, he's obviously going to say aliens.
• 10:58
  Testecleese: and it might have been, but it was foreign aliens that were slaves.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: Brian, you're all right over there.
• 11:08
  Testecleese: You're still muted, Bud.
• 11:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 11:12
  Testecleese: Oh! Oh!
• 11:13
  Brian McFadden: I've been talking this whole time. I know you walked away as soon as we got
• 11:17
  Testecleese: Started.
• 11:22
  Testecleese: Okay. You see this whack job at Langley, CIA headquarters
• 11:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess I was trying to do suicide by cop
• 11:31
  Testecleese: That's what it sounds like like. He popped some rounds off into the air or something, and
• 11:36
  Testecleese: he ended up surrendering
• 11:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, what?
• 11:40
  Testecleese: Well, you're fucking nuts. If you're gonna go and stash it like that in front of CIA, you think they're gonna put up with that garbage
• 11:45
  El Guapo: Well, I know the guy was successful because everybody got stopped by the gate couple years ago a few years few years ago. I don't remember your shooting that happened over there
• 11:54
  El Guapo: so mainly, or
• 11:56
  El Guapo: is like he knew the gate is gonna be backed up, and that's what everybody's vulnerable, you know.
• 12:03
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 12:04
  El Guapo: No, especially with the military bases, like, I'm still surprised they don't allow service members to have weapons to
• 12:11
  El Guapo: like
• 12:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, they've been talking about that for years, too.
• 12:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 12:15
  Testecleese: And actually, that's since 9 11, isn't it? From 11th 2,001
• 12:19
  El Guapo: But I mean, you're the vulnerable when you go through your gate. That's why I work night time, because
• 12:24
  El Guapo: nighttime maybe you can preach to the gate. So you're not like stalking there, you know.
• 12:30
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 12:31
  El Guapo: And you don't got cars to your left and to your right.
• 12:35
  El Guapo: Behind the front
• 12:37
  Testecleese: You guys know who Linda Mcmahon is?
• 12:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was. Wwa
• 12:41
  Ron Pascoe: It's my name. This is
• 12:43
  Testecleese: Vince Mcmah's missus. She's also the fucking Secretary of Education
• 12:48
  Testecleese: And it looks like she's about the latest smackdown on. The Department of Education is Trump, is looking to basically cut all funding that he legally can right now, and hope the Congress actually abolishes the Department.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: What gets me is, I got a guy 2 houses down, very old man
• 13:09
  Testecleese: This came up the other day, him and I speaking.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: and he said, It's the dumbest thing he ever heard, and I was like well, why?
• 13:15
  Testecleese: He said, well, we need we need education. Yeah. You know, I was a teacher like, I didn't know that I found out that he taught from through like the sixties, until, like the mid seventies.
• 13:24
  Testecleese: And I was like, so when you were a teacher there was no department of education, he said, what are you talking about? We existed. Obviously there were schools like, yeah, but it wasn't Federal dude. The Department of Education was was put into place in 1979
• 13:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:39
  Ron Pascoe: Jimmy Carter.
• 13:39
  Testecleese: People.
• 13:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, Jimmy Carter did it with an executive order, and then Congress came in behind him. And
• 13:44
  Testecleese: you don't made it all official
• 13:46
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 13:47
  Testecleese: I don't understand why we need to have
• 13:51
  Testecleese: necessarily need to have a department of Education
• 13:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:55
  Testecleese: Like? What would I
• 13:56
  Ron Pascoe: Executive order can be taken out by an executive order
• 13:59
  Testecleese: Well, well, yeah. Well, since Congress came in behind the Executive order, he's gonna need Congress come in behind him.
• 14:04
  Testecleese: But like, why should the United States get involved in West Virginia or California's education? Why shouldn't why shouldn't Massachusetts have their own department of Education
• 14:14
  El Guapo: Each state they do. But this is just
• 14:17
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 14:18
  El Guapo: Yeah. Each bureau bureaucracy, a type of bureaucracy
• 14:24
  Testecleese: That was just enough. Because I,
• 14:26
  Testecleese: where in the Constitution, does it say that the Federal Government has the authority to make half of these departments
• 14:32
  El Guapo: What does the Constitution say? Supposed to give you education?
• 14:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, exactly sure.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: Be up to the individual States, not the Federal government.
• 14:41
  El Guapo: Oh, welfare!
• 14:43
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Well, I heard a good one about it today, too. Actually, it's about guys talking about. He's got children with disabilities, and that the only way they can access funding is through public school system
• 14:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, the thing is exactly stuff like that was brought up. And like, actually, all that stuff got moved to a different department because they even brought up.
• 14:59
  Testecleese: Excuse me
• 14:59
  Testecleese: lunches, and like Nope, that's Department of Agriculture now. So like, stop just making crap up, you know.
• 15:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, right. The money's gonna be diverted, diverted around there
• 15:08
  Testecleese: When you know
• 15:09
  Ron Pascoe: 15 years.
• 15:11
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, what's going on in West Virginia here? I'm sorry not West Virginia, Virginia Beach, because
• 15:19
  Testecleese: when I lived in Newport News there was a place down the street that was exactly like this.
• 15:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course. I mean this Virginia bee Spa is under investigation for alleged prostitution.
• 15:36
  Testecleese: Robin, tug.
• 15:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they can.
• 15:38
  Brian McFadden: They give out happy endings.
• 15:42
  El Guapo: They've been, and they've been been getting calls about this shit lately.
• 15:47
  El Guapo: So I was like, what
• 15:50
  Testecleese: He needs to shut their mouth. Man, like
• 15:52
  El Guapo: Nobody told me. Thanks. The only way I find out is because of the news
• 15:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, I had to go over
• 15:58
  El Guapo: Unless this is a
• 15:59
  Testecleese: Music! Bang!
• 16:01
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 16:02
  El Guapo: merciful! That's like you know how to tell you. Don't go there in the navy like, hey? Whatever you do, do not go there
• 16:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. To find out everybody's in there. Yeah.
• 16:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. But this one is awesome.
• 16:14
  El Guapo: People in the news like, Hey, this is what's going out here
• 16:17
  Testecleese: Okay, 12 min. Okay. Well, I'll be there tomorrow.
• 16:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:21
  El Guapo: Sorry.
• 16:22
  Testecleese: That's my favorite overseas, too, like you can't go to here. And here it's like, Okay.
• 16:26
  El Guapo: Everybody's there.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. Then, you see
• 16:28
  Testecleese: someone you recognize from the ship. And you're like, Oh, crap! They're out on their security forces. That's your patrol. You run out of there somewhere else
• 16:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that happened to us and row to Spain. We got there, and everybody from the command was in there.
• 16:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:43
  Testecleese: Oh, we went to Rhoda, and we were there for one day, and I had duty that day. I was so frustrated I really wanted to see Spain
• 16:51
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 16:53
  Brian McFadden: Row
• 16:53
  Testecleese: Real. Well.
• 16:53
  Brian McFadden: My favorite on the East Coast
• 16:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: What's this multimillion dollar romance scam
• 17:00
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 17:00
  Testecleese: Like a Covid fraud, I guess
• 17:02
  El Guapo: No, she's romanticizing old people, you know. Tell them they're gonna they're gonna get together so
• 17:09
  Brian McFadden: And it was a Covid relief scam, too.
• 17:12
  El Guapo: Oh, really oh.
• 17:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:13
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 17:14
  Brian McFadden: She's got.
• 17:15
  Brian McFadden: She says that the Federal Government say that she cost victims 6 million dollars
• 17:21
  El Guapo: And
• 17:24
  Brian McFadden: The former member of the Us. Air Force
• 17:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. An airman at that jeez like, I don't know. You gotta know better. Right?
• 17:32
  El Guapo: Well, at least, you know she's a perfect candidate for white collar crime, you know. Airport airmen
• 17:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're not gonna have a desk
• 17:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. Typical ermine.
• 17:44
  Testecleese: Good.
• 17:45
  Testecleese: Well, check this out. I read this article today.
• 17:48
  Testecleese: West Virginia is actually has the most dangerous prisons in the nation.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: The homicide rate is 50% higher than the rest of the country.
• 18:00
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 18:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they're saying that, like some of these things aren't even being reported as homicides, just as like, you know, Oops, he's dead
• 18:09
  Testecleese: Ridiculous. I had no idea which. I don't plan on going to prison anyway.
• 18:12
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 18:13
  Testecleese: But definitely not in West Virginia, I guess.
• 18:17
  El Guapo: It's like, even though you guys have like, 15 times in the back
• 18:25
  Testecleese: And it's funny I could bring up something about prison. But it's I think it's yeah. It's under a different category. So we'll get there.
• 18:33
  Testecleese: Okay, check this out.
• 18:36
  Testecleese: Trump has ended. Hunter Biden's security detail and Ashley Biden.
• 18:41
  Testecleese: And actually biden, yeah. And a lot of people are saying like, oh, well, this changes everything. This is, you know, against the law. It's like
• 18:48
  Brian McFadden: No, they're the only one is
• 18:50
  Brian McFadden: allowed to keep secret service. If if the the President can grant it to other people. In addition to the the former President. But the former President is the one that gets Secret service detail for life
• 19:03
  Testecleese: And for life, exactly because the President's children will get Secret Service protection until they're 16, and then it's at the discretion of whomever is in office.
• 19:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: So like nothing went. Nothing was inappropriate, nothing was wrong but
• 19:15
  Brian McFadden: He has 18 people on his Secret service detail, and he's on like a 2 month vacation in West Africa.
• 19:23
  Brian McFadden: This is the
• 19:24
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 19:25
  Brian McFadden: Hunter Biden is on some vacation that he's claiming. Poverty. Can't pay child support all these years
• 19:33
  Testecleese: What do you mean?
• 19:33
  Brian McFadden: He can afford to go to West Africa, South Africa.
• 19:37
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I mean, why isn't you so
• 19:38
  Brian McFadden: And he's never done anything in life. He's never had a real job
• 19:43
  Testecleese: Like Bernie Sanders.
• 19:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's got his wife to bring in the money
• 19:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, Bernie.
• 19:51
  Testecleese: yeah. I think he had one job in his life, and it was like a cameraman for porn or something.
• 19:58
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Testecleese: And he doesn't hate the millionaires anymore. Because now he's a millionaire. After he wrote a book
• 20:05
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 20:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, Bernie, typical Bernie.
• 20:08
  El Guapo: Even Aoc don't say millionaires and billionaires just billionaires. Now.
• 20:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, they all just switched to billionaires. Well, this is Aoc is a millionaire. Now.
• 20:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:16
  Testecleese: She was a bartender, barely getting by in the Bronx, New York. Yeah.
• 20:22
  El Guapo: 4 years later Congress and she's a millionaire, you know, cool
• 20:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's there's nothing shady going on there. Huh?
• 20:28
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 20:30
  Ron Pascoe: And half of her supporters are being deported
• 20:33
  Testecleese: For? Yeah.
• 20:36
  Testecleese: Then there you go. This judge told, told a military aircraft
• 20:43
  Testecleese: over the Atlantic Ocean to turn around and bring back these gang members that were being deported
• 20:49
  Testecleese: Which it didn't come back. They're like no fuck you. You have no authority to do that. We'll stop
• 20:53
  Brian McFadden: But he's he's still complaining that he does have authority, and they should be still coming back.
• 20:58
  Brian McFadden: He also demanded. The astronauts be returned to space
• 21:03
  El Guapo: It's good
• 21:03
  Brian McFadden: Say that next we had to send the astronauts back up to the space station
• 21:09
  Ron Pascoe: No, I don't want to get it here on it.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Well, here's an idea. How about we take these Trendy Arague
• 21:16
  Testecleese: gang members and we send them
• 21:18
  Testecleese: to the frontline. Ukraine. Everybody wins
• 21:22
  Ron Pascoe: All of that. Oh Lord!
• 21:23
  El Guapo: Probably
• 21:26
  Testecleese: I think it's a good idea.
• 21:29
  El Guapo: They probably join the Russians and shit the roots
• 21:33
  Testecleese: Either way. They're not coming back here. Let's send them to a war zone. I don't give a shit
• 21:39
  Ron Pascoe: I just got pictures of 2 astronauts being told by a judge to turn up with their toothbrushes. You're going back to where, out of space
• 21:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 21:47
  Ron Pascoe: That is the funniest thing
• 21:49
  Testecleese: What they were supposed to be there for, what 8 days, and spent almost 10 months
• 21:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 21:54
  Testecleese: And and then it turns out, did you
• 21:56
  Brian McFadden: And we talked about on the show how much money they should be making, because they're like supposed to be getting tons of overtime. And they're actually Boeing employees. Well, come to find out. Once they land on the space station they became NASA employees, and they get like $5 a day per diem, and only make like a hundred and some dollars a day.
• 22:17
  El Guapo: What's it going great in the space now?
• 22:20
  Ron Pascoe: Is there over to
• 22:22
  Brian McFadden: Well. They heard their transportation, and food was covered by NASA, so
• 22:26
  Testecleese: Are these
• 22:28
  Brian McFadden: So they spent 8 months in space. I mean, they got a nice paycheck out of the deal. But I'm like it's not like you can spend a lot of money in space
• 22:35
  Testecleese: Well, you gotta pay your mortgage
• 22:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I mean you can't. There's no ship store on the space station to go and buy your gee Dunk at
• 22:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that. And you spend that long in space, and you come within microgravity. You come back to one G force
• 22:50
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 22:51
  Testecleese: Their knees, elbows, wrists, ankles, neck back. They're all gonna hurt
• 22:58
  Testecleese: just being compressed by grime. It's gonna hurt so much for so long. When I saw is that
• 23:03
  Testecleese: pictures are crazy of them before and after they age so much in space.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: Well, the one woman she stopped dying, her hair in space, too.
• 23:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay! Alright!
• 23:15
  Testecleese: That's why
• 23:16
  Brian McFadden: It looked worse. Yeah.
• 23:18
  Testecleese: Turn gray on her.
• 23:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, trump is talking about impeaching the judge who is stopping these depot
• 23:25
  Brian McFadden: Well, the the charges have been filed.
• 23:28
  Brian McFadden: They're going through the Judicial Committee now. So
• 23:32
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, if if a lower court judge can interfere, because trump negotiated with El Salvador to take them as prisoners, because it costs less to for us to incarcerate them there than here.
• 23:43
  Brian McFadden: He put him in a very big, beautiful jail.
• 23:46
  Brian McFadden: Yes, Salvador, I mean, they're not using it for anything, because this guy eliminated crime in El Salvador
• 23:54
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 23:55
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, if a judge can say the President doesn't have the authority to negotiate with foreign leaders on the behalf of the American people. Then what the fuck are we doing? Even talking to Putin
• 24:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 24:05
  Testecleese: Or Israel judge is like, Nope, I don't care.
• 24:10
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 24:11
  Testecleese: This opened the door for the next Democrat President in office to get kicked in the balls. So hard.
• 24:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 24:20
  Brian McFadden: I mean George W. Bush only had, like
• 24:23
  Brian McFadden: 8 injunctions, or something like that in his 8 years in office. This is something new from
• 24:30
  Brian McFadden: the political, the politicalization of the judicial system
• 24:36
  Testecleese: Did you see? Well, we'll actually get to that here pretty soon. But, like Aoc came out and flat out, said that they are the
• 24:45
  Testecleese: sure, basically disagreeing with the President.
• 24:48
  Brian McFadden: That's fine, but I don't think a district court. There's hundreds of these judges all around the country. They shouldn't be able to issue a nationwide injunction, they should be able to do an injunction
• 25:01
  Brian McFadden: in their area, but not one that applies nationwide. That would be more of a circuit court
• 25:08
  Brian McFadden: injunction. Type deal. You know, where there's actual multiple judges. Looking at these cases
• 25:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, and what really gets me is this, judge is claiming that just his word was enough. He didn't need a in the court record signed documents. Just his word. His order was enough. No
• 25:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, good luck doesn't work that way
• 25:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, Guapo, right? You worked with the aircraft in the navy right
• 25:31
  Testecleese: If John runs up to you on the flight deck, he goes. Stop the flight! Stop the flight! And you say why he goes? Because Steve told me that Bob said that a judge said you'd be like fuck you, that I'm not stopping this.
• 25:45
  Testecleese: Who say who's to say that person is lying and like, no, yeah, it's wrong.
• 25:50
  El Guapo: It's like even warrant when you get several warrant or somebody, you have to have paper on hand. Did just tell you okay to the cop you could fucking. Stop! You do a search warrant. No, you need actually paperwork
• 26:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, and exactly. And if I brought you actual court order you would at least go up your chain of command with it.
• 26:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, before the flight takes off, because then at least, it's your boss's problem, not yours. Right? Yeah.
• 26:13
  El Guapo: Well, came to find out. I don't know you're here. But her daughter. It was an Ngo
• 26:19
  El Guapo: for one of the migrant groups and stuff like that
• 26:22
  Brian McFadden: Whose daughter.
• 26:24
  El Guapo: The judge's daughter.
• 26:25
  Testecleese: Oh, of course, of course.
• 26:28
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Brian McFadden: Like New York all over again
• 26:31
  Ron Pascoe: The case of recusal, and it never happened
• 26:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 26:35
  Testecleese: Well, Justice Roberts doesn't like the idea of threatening to impeach this judge
• 26:40
  El Guapo: Well, okay, she he should keep the judges in check. Then
• 26:46
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't work that way
• 26:48
  El Guapo: He should be like
• 26:50
  Testecleese: It doesn't
• 26:51
  El Guapo: Well, well, it should have been it should.
• 26:54
  El Guapo: Well, we're about to fucking change things now.
• 26:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, it's impeachment. Takes 2 thirds of the Senate to go through. So I mean, it's a long shot even for
• 27:04
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no! What I'm saying. Robert should keep this judge in check like, hey, look
• 27:08
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't have any authority over this over the District Court judge
• 27:13
  El Guapo: Is your system.
• 27:15
  Brian McFadden: He's not the head of the judicial system.
• 27:18
  Testecleese: Okay. Yeah.
• 27:19
  Brian McFadden: The head of the Supreme Court.
• 27:21
  El Guapo: Okay, so, if
• 27:22
  Brian McFadden: The only way it's gonna get changed is when this goes to the Supreme Court, and they rule on how much authority the District Court judges actually have
• 27:32
  El Guapo: Okay? So meanwhile, that guy can win prison in some of the.
• 27:37
  El Guapo: and he's illegal. So what the fuck this is fucking bullshit dude
• 27:41
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 27:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:46
  Testecleese: Oh, go ahead.
• 27:48
  El Guapo: Where the fuck this judge was when fucking Biden was kicking military people out of the Air Force, I mean armed forces
• 27:55
  Brian McFadden: It was what they wanted, you know, so they approved it. They liked it
• 28:00
  El Guapo: So what the hell would this judge, you know.
• 28:02
  Brian McFadden: Wait until they have to start paying back pay to the military members like Trump wants
• 28:07
  Ron Pascoe: Did you hear about this district? Judge Anna Reyes from Washington, DC.
• 28:11
  El Guapo: Did? What
• 28:13
  Ron Pascoe: Overturned the ban on transgenders joining the military
• 28:16
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, he!
• 28:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think we have that in here
• 28:19
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we'll talk later. Then.
• 28:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, well.
• 28:23
  Ron Pascoe: You see scroll.
• 28:26
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 28:27
  El Guapo: Look.
• 28:27
  Ron Pascoe: Did you see Pete Heggs's troll on him on earth?
• 28:31
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, totally on my own
• 28:32
  El Guapo: All right.
• 28:34
  Testecleese: Okay, well, anyway, the the Trump Administration is basically saying, like, you guys are out of your minds like this, guy does not have this authority, right? You know, and we are going to push this. And it sucks to be all you guys
• 28:47
  Brian McFadden: And we're not bringing the people back that have already landed in El Salvador.
• 28:52
  Testecleese: Well, here we go. Steven Miller had something to say on Cnn. Give this a listen
• 28:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, this is good! I don't speak for the White House. Turn up. You're here to speak for the White House
• 29:01
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 29:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. One simple question.
• 29:04
  Testecleese: Hold on! Let me pause that, then, and adjust all my sound settings, because
• 29:08
  Testecleese: for whatever reason, this is quiet.
• 29:11
  Testecleese: output, level crank, that sucker up
• 29:14
  Testecleese: all right. Here we go. Here we go
• 29:17
  Brian McFadden: That's better.
• 29:17
  Testecleese: Proper reading of the Constitution.
• 29:20
  Testecleese: District court judges provide relief to individual plaintiffs seeking relief.
• 29:26
  Testecleese: District court judges do not have the authority, as a general matter to enjoin the functioning of the executive branch, but their authority is at its lowest point.
• 29:37
  Testecleese: When the President is exercising his powers as commander in chief, and I asked you a question. You never answered it. Can a judge and join troop movements overseas? Can a district court judge and join troop movements overseas
• 29:49
  Ron Pascoe: Not going to get into the just. Say no, and then you'll know that I'm right. This is a separate. I need to ask you about something else. The President issued a proclamation.
• 30:01
  Ron Pascoe: delineating in detail how the Venezuelan regime sent this gang, this terrorist organization to our shores, and, by the way, and I love being here. But all the outrage that we are seeing
• 30:14
  Ron Pascoe: from the Democrat party and from the corporate media. None of that outrage was expressed when little Jocelyn Nungare was tortured and beaten to death, when our nation was flooded by illegal aliens. I have just been simply trying to get a simple answer to a simple question
• 30:38
  Testecleese: Democrats defending trained Aragua instead of celebrating President Trump, expelling these terrorists from our midst, and I'm glad for the opportunity to explain how the separation of powers does work. If the President has to litigate every national security action with 700 District Court judges that we don't have a functioning democracy. One other question.
• 30:59
  Testecleese: Now, one thing that people aren't
• 31:02
  Testecleese: bring up, because I'm sure you guys heard.
• 31:05
  Testecleese: Oh, it's a 200 year old law, right
• 31:09
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. Isn't murder a very old law, too.
• 31:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:16
  El Guapo: The Constitution itself is over 200 years old. That's that's laws.
• 31:19
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Testecleese: The fact that it's been on the books for 200 years means it's probably a good law in general.
• 31:25
  Testecleese: and if it's not, then Congress should get together and do something about it, instead of just complaining right
• 31:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:30
  Testecleese: But these folks, they they
• 31:33
  Testecleese: they just want to obstruct the Obstructionist government. They just want to obstruct. They don't have any morals, any foundation like I said. Aoc came out and said that she's like, Oh, we're just obstructionist. We're the obstructionist party, so you're not even you don't even for anything. You're just against him.
• 31:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it's Tds
• 31:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I I don't know. You remember last time he was in office the Babylon B.
• 31:59
  Testecleese: Wrote of an article, released a fake article, saying, Trump.
• 32:04
  Testecleese: ingenious move, trump comes out in favor of impeaching himself, and Democrats push to get back against it.
• 32:11
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 32:13
  Testecleese: It's the same thing. It's like they just like, no, you did it. No, we don't want that to happen. That's not how this works. Guys like, why don't you have some actual morals and values? Tell me what you want to do?
• 32:22
  Testecleese: Well, then, shit Megan Rapina just came out again, going nuts about men playing in women's sports.
• 32:30
  Brian McFadden: Who cares?
• 32:31
  Testecleese: Go. I don't see the problem here like that's because you didn't play against men. Actually, that's not true. Her Olympic team played against 15 year old boys.
• 32:39
  Brian McFadden: They lost.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: By a lot.
• 32:43
  Testecleese: and you can say, Well, these people are on hormone blockers, and Yada Yada Yada, 15 year olds
• 32:49
  Testecleese: 15 year old. Boys are still going through puberty. You know what I mean. They're barely different at that point. What?
• 32:55
  Testecleese: Good morning.
• 32:56
  El Guapo: A lot of testosterone, too.
• 32:59
  Testecleese: It's just it's crazy.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: Oh, did you see this this student at Georgetown? Who's
• 33:06
  Testecleese: been deported? Well, he's being deported
• 33:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm that's I don't know. He's married to an American. So
• 33:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: That doesn't that
• 33:18
  El Guapo: I mean nothing
• 33:18
  Testecleese: Necessarily mean? Does you get to stay, though
• 33:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, just a kid
• 33:23
  Testecleese: Well, he was accused of promoting promoting anti-semitism by like supporting Hamas and everything instead of putting him in jail. We're just gonna put you in ice custody and send you overseas
• 33:34
  Testecleese: And he's yeah. A student to be a doctor
• 33:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they talked about this on the Joe Dennis show
• 33:40
  Brian McFadden: And they think he's a spook
• 33:46
  Testecleese: Really.
• 33:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because of some of the things he did.
• 33:50
  Brian McFadden: some of the places he went. Younger age.
• 33:54
  Brian McFadden: They think that he's definitely a spy for some country
• 34:02
  Testecleese: Very interesting. I hadn't heard that. No agenda thinks everybody's a spy, though
• 34:09
  El Guapo: Are they
• 34:10
  Testecleese: Oh, that's that's a good question, because we see a lot of people that were like former CIA, like doing a lot of stuff. And you're geez, Louise! What's going on here, you know
• 34:19
  El Guapo: No.
• 34:20
  Testecleese: Have you guys ever heard of what's her name? Jasmine Mooney?
• 34:25
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 34:27
  Testecleese: Neither. I guess she was like an extra an American pie or something
• 34:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw this when I was putting it together today.
• 34:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, she she went down to Mexico with her friends.
• 34:38
  Testecleese: Coming back across the border
• 34:40
  El Guapo: She couldn't provide paperwork
• 34:42
  Testecleese: So they held her in a nice detention center for like 2 weeks, or something like that.
• 34:47
  El Guapo: Then deported her to Canada.
• 34:50
  El Guapo: Nice
• 34:50
  Testecleese: She's sobbing and crying like it was like I was kidnapped. Who's the evil? It's like bitch you got arrested
• 34:57
  Brian McFadden: You didn't have a passport to get across the border. How'd you get across into the Mexican Mexico border?
• 35:03
  El Guapo: No, she, I mean. She got probably passed to the United States, but they get like a visa temporary visa in the United States.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: To the country with a visa
• 35:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:12
  Brian McFadden: Then she overstayed her visa
• 35:15
  Testecleese: Expired a long time ago, exactly
• 35:17
  El Guapo: No.
• 35:18
  Testecleese: And this is this is the problem everyone's talking about. It's like, reapply for your your work, visa.
• 35:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I saw an article. I don't have it shared in here, but trump just deported. People have been that lived here for 35 years
• 35:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, you're not here legally.
• 35:35
  Testecleese: And what really gets me is, I'm hearing a lot of people saying that
• 35:38
  Testecleese: it's okay. A visa overstay is one thing, because you get like a work id number.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: you come legally, and people would tell me all these folks are paying income tax. Oh, so who's
• 35:49
  Brian McFadden: They don't have
• 35:50
  Testecleese: Security numbers? Yeah. Whose identity did they steal to pay taxes
• 35:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 35:57
  Testecleese: It's just in
• 35:59
  El Guapo: It hurts your head sometimes, either. The taxes are coming out, going to the government. The government's going, but that's a 14 digit social security number. What the hell is this, you know?
• 36:08
  El Guapo: So this actors was crying, going back to Canada
• 36:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:12
  El Guapo: Is it that bad in Canada
• 36:16
  Testecleese: Wally.
• 36:17
  Brian McFadden: I don't think the Canada part was the issue the part where she was put in a cell
• 36:23
  Brian McFadden: fur and be she was chained up. I highly doubt she was actually chained, but whatever
• 36:29
  Brian McFadden: you mean, they cupped her when they took her into custody.
• 36:35
  Brian McFadden: and you saw this where
• 36:36
  El Guapo: Oh, act dramatic about things no way
• 36:39
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 36:41
  Brian McFadden: And these people that trumps pulling their their humanitarian status.
• 36:46
  Brian McFadden: these are all people that Biden just gave him the status
• 36:50
  El Guapo: Like.
• 36:50
  Brian McFadden: And La from Cuban, Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela.
• 36:56
  Testecleese: Okay, I still like the wet feet, dry feet policy
• 37:01
  El Guapo: Oh, it's still in place
• 37:03
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 37:04
  Testecleese: No, it's over here
• 37:05
  Brian McFadden: Cuba, but not further. Haiti, Nicaragua, or Venezuela.
• 37:09
  Testecleese: No, no? Well, see, that's the thing is like Haiti. Okay. Well, Haiti's an island. But, Venezuela, you're gonna go through a safe country between Venezuela and the United States, that you have to stop at right
• 37:19
  El Guapo: No.
• 37:20
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 37:21
  Brian McFadden: problem is this program allowed migrants and their immediate family members to fly into the Us. If they had American sponsors
• 37:29
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 37:30
  Brian McFadden: Then they could remain in the country for 2 years. Under this temporary immigration status known as parole
• 37:37
  Testecleese: And here's the question, why would you give them 2 years unless you intended for them to disappear and stay in the country?
• 37:43
  Ron Pascoe: That's right. How many people disappear when they've been, you know, catch and release
• 37:47
  Brian McFadden: All of them.
• 37:49
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. How many, how many have appeared in court
• 37:51
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, then, Biden's give him a court date like in like 6 years. You're like what the fuck, you know
• 37:57
  Ron Pascoe: Excuse me.
• 37:58
  El Guapo: Ending it.
• 37:58
  Brian McFadden: They also eliminated the temporary protection status for Venezuelans living in the Us. But that's being challenged in court right now. Surprise, surprise
• 38:09
  Testecleese: Well again. It depends on how you got here. I suppose it's 1 thing to like request asylum properly.
• 38:17
  Testecleese: But again, these folks are crossing
• 38:19
  Brian McFadden: But nobody understands asylum rules. You don't get to pick and choose the country. You claim asylum in
• 38:26
  Testecleese: 1st safe nation is where you must claim asylum
• 38:30
  Brian McFadden: So Canada and Mexico can claim asylum in the Us. And that's it.
• 38:35
  Testecleese: And who in Canada should be claiming asylum like? What do they have to possibly say that they're fleeing in Canada?
• 38:42
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 38:43
  Brian McFadden: He's not there anymore
• 38:45
  Testecleese: Not the Prime Minister only
• 38:46
  El Guapo: Oh, well
• 38:47
  Brian McFadden: We got this new guy saber rattling against trump. Now
• 38:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:51
  Testecleese: By the way, did you see Joy Reid
• 38:54
  Testecleese: say that there's no way the United States is gonna take Canada because Canada would beat the United States in a war
• 39:00
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't have shit to fight, defend against our military with
• 39:05
  Testecleese: They're like corners.
• 39:06
  Brian McFadden: Guess I guess they'd have to rely on England, you know, to send and Australia to send troops to defend Canada
• 39:13
  El Guapo: Indelin can even protect himself.
• 39:16
  Ron Pascoe: If I go 34,
• 39:17
  Brian McFadden: But they're all part of the Uk. So I mean they would have to come and defend Canada
• 39:22
  Ron Pascoe: They've only got 35,000 in their military, active services.
• 39:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, United States has what 11 aircraft carriers
• 39:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, at least.
• 39:31
  Ron Pascoe: Tonight in the world
• 39:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, by a lot. Guess how many Canada has one
• 39:37
  Testecleese: 0 a row
• 39:39
  El Guapo: Oh uk
• 39:40
  Testecleese: And they have a 22 F. 16 s. My aircraft carrier had more than that on it
• 39:46
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 39:48
  Testecleese: And I've said this a thousand times. The Portsmouth Scott Center Annex down there by the air base of the Navy Base in Virginia.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: Has more MRI machines in it than Canada does
• 40:00
  Brian McFadden: In the whole country.
• 40:02
  Testecleese: Yeah. And your average citizen isn't going to show up to help the conflicts because they're not allowed to have weapons in Canada, even though they live in the wilderness
• 40:10
  El Guapo: You saw. There's a video about this Canadian like, we're about to go to war with that. Where's my weapon? Oh, no, we don't have no more what the fuck
• 40:20
  Ron Pascoe: Well, those dump geeks or whatever they are, they're going to send them over to you. Yeah.
• 40:25
  Testecleese: They're gonna call us to buy to buy equipment to fight us
• 40:30
  Ron Pascoe: You're saying
• 40:31
  El Guapo: There are.
• 40:31
  Ron Pascoe: Good.
• 40:32
  El Guapo: Like goddamn tariff
• 40:34
  Testecleese: Well, here's the interesting thing, though, is, if trump does pull out of NATO, then gets involved in Canada. Wouldn't that mean NATO would have to come to defense of Canada.
• 40:43
  El Guapo: Nobody will.
• 40:44
  Brian McFadden: Prompt stop pulling out of NATO
• 40:46
  Ron Pascoe: Night comes into defense.
• 40:47
  Brian McFadden: Is, is he? Saber rattling again?
• 40:50
  Brian McFadden: I'm trying to get them to pay more for their defense of their own countries, and it's kind of working, because now they're talking about standing up a European army, you know, and relying less on America. Hallelujah! It's about damn time
• 41:06
  El Guapo: Yeah. But work on that 4 years
• 41:08
  Brian McFadden: They've been spending money that we spend on defense on their socialistic
• 41:13
  El Guapo: So.
• 41:14
  Brian McFadden: Ideals.
• 41:15
  Testecleese: That's exactly what drives me. Nuts, too, is we keep hearing be like, oh, all these countries have socialized healthcare. But yeah, that's because the United States is footing the bill for their fucking national defense. Okay.
• 41:26
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 41:27
  Testecleese: We could probably find a way to help people, at least in emergencies. If we didn't have to spend how? You know, we spend more money in our budget than the next 13 countries in a row for the military
• 41:40
  El Guapo: Usaid!
• 41:44
  Testecleese: If I know that the United States Military has more money put into it than Russia, China, Australia, the entire United Kingdom, all of them combined
• 41:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yep including NATO,
• 41:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's where all this money is going. And if you guys don't not picking on you.
• 42:04
  Testecleese: Ron, but like these nations don't want to pay into it. But why the fuck is the United States putting all this money into this shit, instead of helping their own people
• 42:11
  Ron Pascoe: That's right. We'll see, mate. We're not part of NATO, but I can understand the big picture like Trump tried this in his 1st term
• 42:17
  Ron Pascoe: when he went over to Germany, and Germany is kicking up that stink, and he turned around, he said to them, straight down the line.
• 42:22
  Ron Pascoe: you guys are buying all this fuel and energy from Russia
• 42:27
  Testecleese: Yup!
• 42:27
  Ron Pascoe: And we're spending beans on defending your asses.
• 42:31
  Testecleese: From Russia.
• 42:32
  Ron Pascoe: From Russia that you're spending all these billions of dollars putting into them
• 42:36
  Testecleese: Well, he specifically said this exactly. You're buying all this energy from Russia. You're funding their war effort right now. And you see, a little while ago, a couple months anyway.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: Germany put out a warrant for Ukrainian man's arrest for blowing up the pipeline
• 42:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yep. I saw that
• 42:54
  Testecleese: Everyone's like, Oh, Russia did it! Why would Russia blow up their own pipeline if they wanted to
• 42:59
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: If they don't
• 43:00
  Ron Pascoe: To go to jail.
• 43:02
  Testecleese: They want to have Europe of fuel, they would just close the fucking valve, you know.
• 43:06
  Ron Pascoe: There's a valve with a spindle
• 43:10
  Testecleese: And I was certain it was the seal United States seals that did that though I was, I was certain of it, because they've been training like directly over where the explosion happened like the day before.
• 43:21
  Ron Pascoe: But the order to do that would have been bloody auto pen, sign, mate.
• 43:27
  Testecleese: Alright, so Trump said no more trends in the military. Get them all out
• 43:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:36
  Testecleese: Judge came out and said, You can't do that. And what got me was his. His words, his verbiage.
• 43:43
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: First, st he said. The Constitution says all people are created equal, and I said, No, it doesn't. That may be the way we interpret it, but it says all men are created equal. So let's if we're going to quote the Constitution, let's quote correctly.
• 43:55
  Testecleese: And then he said, all means all. So I hope you understand. That means you could have a
• 44:01
  Testecleese: schizophrenic paraplegic in the service. Now, if all people can join.
• 44:07
  Testecleese: is this what we need? Could you imagine being the diabetic in the Marine Corps in the desert trying to keep your insulin cold
• 44:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 44:16
  Testecleese: And that's the big issue with the trends thing
• 44:19
  Testecleese: that and sleeping arrangements. It's that's a little murky water. But you need medication daily or terrible things happen to you.
• 44:28
  Brian McFadden: You grow a beard
• 44:30
  Testecleese: Not just that like your hormones go crazy. And you you know what I mean.
• 44:35
  Testecleese: Listen to be patient.
• 44:35
  Testecleese: You gonna carry you gonna carry. If you're gonna dump your magazines of ammunition so you can carry pills with you to the battlefield.
• 44:47
  Testecleese: No, what do you think
• 44:48
  Ron Pascoe: He calls this Judge Nsc. Raised. It's apparently it's a judge who did it, he said. Can you turn up tomorrow morning? 6 Am. To train our rangers to go seeking search missions, he said. Why are you there when you report to the fort? He said. Something else I'm just trying to remember, I said, you want to look for it. It was the funniest repost I've ever seen, he said. Why are you there telling our military what to do
• 45:11
  Ron Pascoe: seen coming report to me afterwards, or something like that.
• 45:14
  Testecleese: Well again, it's exactly the same thing as the deportation thing with that aircraft, because that was a military aircraft in a military operation.
• 45:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:22
  Testecleese: It. The commander in chief
• 45:25
  Testecleese: only ever needs the authorization authorization from Congress, I believe, and that's to actually go to war right
• 45:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. The clearware
• 45:32
  Testecleese: Besides that, the President can decide how to what gets you in
• 45:35
  Brian McFadden: In the world
• 45:36
  Testecleese: You're not allowed in the service. If you have flat feet, because Yoga feet are going to hurt too much when you're marching.
• 45:42
  Testecleese: Now we have to let them in.
• 45:44
  Testecleese: Wonderful, wonderful. So now we have people that can't walk properly.
• 45:48
  Testecleese: and you're going to hand him a rifle and say, Go, fight. When we're all running, you can hobble your way around and get shot 15 times, because I'm not getting filled full of holes, because some jackass judge has no idea what a battlefield looks like.
• 46:02
  Ron Pascoe: But isn't the Us. Military undergoing the biggest recruitment for a while for years
• 46:08
  Testecleese: Trying.
• 46:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: But they're not getting a whole lot of people to sign up
• 46:12
  Brian McFadden: That more than more signed up since trump's been reelected than before, though
• 46:17
  Testecleese: Well, that's because a lot of people realized shit we might actually go to war if Biden keeps doing what he's doing.
• 46:23
  Testecleese: Trump's doing what he can to stop the United States from getting in a war
• 46:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:29
  Testecleese: Goodness, but yeah, so.
• 46:33
  Testecleese: And now another judge, maybe the same guy I'm not sure wants the trans inmates return to the women's prison
• 46:40
  Ron Pascoe: What can I happen
• 46:42
  Testecleese: Well, that's what.
• 46:43
  Testecleese: Okay. I saw a bunch of people like talking about it. And
• 46:47
  Testecleese: what blew my mind is, people started referring to orange is the new black I was like, that's a TV show.
• 46:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. It's not real life.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: And like. Oh, can you imagine how bad prison
• 46:59
  El Guapo: No, because the the transgender, the orange black actually had. This is basically a true story, but
• 47:05
  Testecleese: Oh, stop!
• 47:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was like he. He got a man vagina, you know. So
• 47:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, that makes more sense. But still, you know.
• 47:17
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, they're sending people in there that just say they're women that haven't even undergoing hormone therapy like well, they're they're feminine, so they will just get destroyed in a men's prison. I'm like now you've walked in, you just a rapist and put them in a prison full of women who can't run away or defend themselves
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 47:33
  El Guapo: There's a lot of gay people, men prison, and
• 47:37
  El Guapo: the rape male rape doesn't happen that much unless they got gay people for that nowadays. They're open about it.
• 47:47
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, I just and and I get this trans. Issue is a touchy subject. This is
• 47:53
  Testecleese: whatever, like our friend the dirty tranny
• 47:58
  Testecleese: You know, but that's someone we actually know and respect. That's why we use her pronouns right
• 48:05
  El Guapo: But this is also a her, not a. They them. Yeah.
• 48:07
  Testecleese: No. Okay.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: Reserve.
• 48:10
  Ron Pascoe: It's looking this person.
• 48:11
  Ron Pascoe: It comes down to common sense. It comes down to what's going to actually happen. When you're at the battlefield. It comes down to what actually
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: I think common sense is optional these days.
• 48:23
  Ron Pascoe: One single day.
• 48:24
  Testecleese: Common sense.
• 48:25
  Ron Pascoe: But yeah, it's not as common as it used to be.
• 48:27
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 48:29
  Testecleese: Sense. Everyone would have it.
• 48:31
  Testecleese: Roy, Farmer.
• 48:33
  El Guapo: This is what happened when you got it. Everything's so easy handed to you. There's so much peace.
• 48:39
  El Guapo: you know, since since World War 2
• 48:42
  Testecleese: Exactly. These folks have never struggled in their lives, so they're finding struggle to put on themselves so that they could be
• 48:48
  El Guapo: You want to create yourself victimized? Oh, my God! The victor of this story, like Oh, my God! Look
• 48:54
  Testecleese: Well like you get the queers for Palestine people with their I dare you to go over there
• 48:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, we thought, it's not a pretty previous episode
• 49:03
  El Guapo: I do. So I went to downtown today for the the circles in town
• 49:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:09
  El Guapo: And I went in and traffic light, and there's people with Palestine flag
• 49:14
  El Guapo: And this person had a sign to say, Home for to ceasefire, and she pointed at me. You know I was like Oh, whatever you know. She turned it, flipped the cane, and says your silence is loudly like
• 49:26
  El Guapo: now you I don't know. I got a fucking horn for you just for knowing me. It's like, why are you gonna accomplish here with this freaking sign and flags
• 49:35
  Testecleese: You're right, lady. I, personally am going to stop the battle in Israel.
• 49:39
  El Guapo: By my honking
• 49:41
  Brian McFadden: Because the honk herd around the world
• 49:46
  El Guapo: Around the world
• 49:48
  Testecleese: They're like, why won't trump end this? Because he's not involved in the fucking conflict
• 49:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:56
  Ron Pascoe: All quarterly.
• 49:56
  Testecleese: Up like they bring up like, oh, we're funding. Israel was like. 1st of all, we have given more money to Ukraine in the last 4 years than we have given to Israel since they formed as a nation
• 50:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:07
  Testecleese: It's in Spain.
• 50:08
  El Guapo: Just having such trouble fucking, stopping the war in Palestine.
• 50:14
  Ron Pascoe: All quiet on the western front till someone beeps their Tesla horn
• 50:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, what is?
• 50:19
  Testecleese: A good movie. Did you see the remake of it?
• 50:22
  El Guapo: No, no, but you didn't hear everybody beep to test my horn
• 50:32
  Testecleese: Very soon. Don't worry. We got puns to talk about when it comes to that
• 50:36
  Brian McFadden: So what do you think about Maine backing off the State University, said they'd agree to comply with Trump's new policy on trans athletes
• 50:47
  Brian McFadden: because he threatened to cut off all their Federal funding
• 50:50
  Testecleese: Well, he, here's what's hilarious about that, Brian.
• 50:53
  Testecleese: They backed off and said, Okay, we'll comply. Then. Trump was like, Ha, ha! Fuck the department of education. We're not giving you money, anyway.
• 51:05
  Testecleese: I love it. I love it.
• 51:08
  Testecleese: And yeah, I mean, if you want to reach in your pocket to fund. These folks go right ahead right
• 51:14
  Testecleese: And which is too bad, because I love Maine. I used to go rafting and skiing in Maine.
• 51:19
  Brian McFadden: Beautiful State.
• 51:20
  Testecleese: Oh, my God,
• 51:23
  Testecleese: And it's it's funny because they keep voting Democrat. But the people are very conservative
• 51:28
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 51:28
  Testecleese: Quite understand.
• 51:29
  Brian McFadden: Kind of like Virginia, you know. They've got enough
• 51:32
  Testecleese: One.
• 51:32
  Brian McFadden: Living in the cities. The vote left that override the 95% of the State
• 51:40
  Testecleese: Well, it's the same argument I brought up. If we actually annex Canada into one State.
• 51:44
  Brian McFadden: Can't do it.
• 51:45
  Testecleese: Left would get a whole bunch of Congressmen and more electoral votes, because Canada is so very fucking. Progressive
• 51:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, Alberta's not
• 51:55
  Ron Pascoe: So you
• 51:56
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 51:57
  Ron Pascoe: In Canada, too. You look at like parts of Canada. They hate each other
• 52:03
  Testecleese: Especially Quebec.
• 52:04
  Brian McFadden: Goodbye, everybody!
• 52:06
  Ron Pascoe: Because the rest of Canada doesn't speak French. You got to speak French, or you need shit
• 52:12
  Testecleese: Well, that's exactly like we used to go to Montreal when I lived in Massachusetts, when we were like 1819 20,
• 52:18
  Brian McFadden: You didn't go there to drink
• 52:19
  Testecleese: To go exactly. Go drinking, and party hit the club go skiing perfectly legal.
• 52:24
  Testecleese: but these folks treat you like the biggest bag of shit because you didn't speak French. It's like Motherfucker. I just dropped a $50 American bill on the table at the time. It was worth like 180 Canadian dollars, you know.
• 52:36
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 52:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, Well, there's like you. Just you want my money, but you want to treat me like a bag of shit.
• 52:41
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, people are trying to make
• 52:45
  Ron Pascoe: California and Texas one State. Imagine what had happened there
• 52:49
  Testecleese: What what now?
• 52:52
  Ron Pascoe: I feel like making Canada the 51st State, if you like making Texas and Canada, Texas and bloody California the one State
• 53:01
  Testecleese: Well California should split into 2 states. I genuinely think that
• 53:06
  El Guapo: They're sure they're going to
• 53:07
  Testecleese: It's
• 53:07
  Brian McFadden: They're 2 totally different ideology, you know.
• 53:14
  Testecleese: And it's a North South thing at that like seriously, just split off and turn turn into like Jefferson, you know, like.
• 53:20
  Testecleese: I mean, you know, Emerson.
• 53:22
  El Guapo: Washington State's trying to do that. Idaho's trying to do that, you know. They're trying to.
• 53:27
  El Guapo: No, the south south section of Washington State.
• 53:31
  El Guapo: Oh, is it? Yeah.
• 53:32
  Brian McFadden: East and west.
• 53:33
  El Guapo: You're trying to join us Northern California and make one State
• 53:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, I know the eastern part of Washington wants to leave Seattle behind and join Idaho
• 53:42
  El Guapo: Agree idaho state
• 53:45
  Testecleese: I potatoes man Idaho
• 53:47
  El Guapo: See.
• 53:48
  El Guapo: this is why you need electoral college in the State, too, ma'am, because now you got entire cities control the entire state
• 53:55
  Testecleese: Well, that's up to the States to decide how to run
• 53:57
  El Guapo: I know document.
• 53:58
  El Guapo: That's what I'm saying, like, I think, because right now Virginia is being controlled by the North and Hampton Roads. Unfortunately.
• 54:05
  Ron Pascoe: That electoral map after bloody the last election. You look at it. It's only the big cities in bloody California that are blue
• 54:12
  Ron Pascoe: The rest of it's red
• 54:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. Every county in the nation moved towards the right. In this last election every single county voted more Republican than the time before
• 54:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 54:26
  Testecleese: Seriously. Well, how many States did Harris take 6
• 54:30
  Brian McFadden: If that happens.
• 54:31
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. But there wasn't that many.
• 54:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, she lost all swing states
• 54:37
  Testecleese: and people like, oh, it was close like, not really like, you guys took like 6 States. You didn't get a single swing state. You lost counties
• 54:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 54:46
  Ron Pascoe: 7 swing states went against her.
• 54:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's
• 54:50
  Testecleese: Francisco and New York City. There's just so many votes, you know.
• 54:55
  Ron Pascoe: If that's not a mandate. The popular vote and the electoral college base
• 55:00
  Testecleese: That's what blew my mind, too, is, they kept making a big deal about the popular. The Republicans didn't win the popular vote, so this shouldn't be valid, and then Trump won the popular vote
• 55:08
  Brian McFadden: Now, it's that doesn't matter anymore
• 55:12
  Ron Pascoe: Because they looked
• 55:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. And this is what's crazy. This is the 1st time I remember my life the Democrats have not come out and said that was not a fair election.
• 55:24
  Testecleese: and I'm a little concerned as to why? Because what do they have planned? If they're not just going to flat out? Say, that's not a valid election.
• 55:33
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 55:34
  Ron Pascoe: That was too big to rig this one
• 55:37
  Brian McFadden: That's exactly what Trump wanted, he said. It's got to be.
• 55:40
  Brian McFadden: It's got to be too big to rig. Yeah, that was a slow
• 55:44
  Testecleese: Overwhelmed.
• 55:44
  Brian McFadden: His campaign slogans
• 55:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's got to be overwhelming. There's gonna be no no question about it.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: And I talk to these guys online.
• 55:54
  Testecleese: I'm like, well, everyone disagrees with you. I'm like, No, actually dude. Did you have you looked at the numbers like you are in the minority here?
• 56:00
  Testecleese: Trump is 80% versus 20 center, almost every issue, right now.
• 56:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:07
  Testecleese: And the 20% of the people like, I don't care what's going on. I hate the man. He should die.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: But they tried to discredit the guy. They couldn't do that. They tried to put him in prison. They couldn't do that, so they tried to kill him, and they couldn't do that.
• 56:19
  Brian McFadden: Times.
• 56:20
  Testecleese: And now they're back to calling them Nazis. It's like dude. You already tried this one. It didn't work, remember. Yeah.
• 56:26
  Ron Pascoe: That that's the whole thing with their tactics. It's all good
• 56:29
  Brian McFadden: Really think that when they try to, you know, do all the trials against them? I think that totally backfired. I think that just get made trump more popular because he was able to show
• 56:41
  Brian McFadden: not just the the right Winger Republican party and his base, you know. Other people started to see, hey, there's something fucked up about this, you know.
• 56:53
  Testecleese: And as as much as I hate to say it.
• 56:55
  Testecleese: but it's been brought up. The black population saw this and said, they're clearly persecuting this guy like he's a black man
• 57:02
  Brian McFadden: And he got the most he got the he
• 57:06
  Brian McFadden: this was, he got more diverse people voting for him for the Republican party, this time around that has happened in forever
• 57:14
  El Guapo: That's another thing is my my lot of male voters and stuff my masculine boat, you know, because they portrayed more
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: The only thing that Kamala Harris picked up was more college
• 57:27
  Testecleese: White, Liberal.
• 57:28
  Brian McFadden: Educated white women. Yeah.
• 57:30
  Testecleese: The offals.
• 57:31
  El Guapo: And this is why I was sending you guys that thing about Harry Sizzle.
• 57:37
  El Guapo: because now they want to portray him like the Andrew Tate. All like, yeah, he's a he's a male, you know, masculine. He got a lot of girls because they they lose. They lost a lot of masculine confidence, you know.
• 57:50
  Testecleese: Well, anyone who doesn't know who this guy is. He's what like 20 years old, 19 years old, or something
• 57:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's a democrat chill.
• 57:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, and he exactly. He's a shill he's been doing. He's been going on like the new
• 58:00
  El Guapo: But he got that baby face, you know. He he looks girly. He acts girly like this.
• 58:04
  Testecleese: Kid.
• 58:05
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, dude, what kind of 20 year old actor like winning, anyways? So it's nothing masculine by him. So they want to portray him to gain the youth boy, the male youth boy boat.
• 58:16
  El Guapo: you know. So they want to portray him like, Oh, yeah, he's masculine, this and that, but that's not going to work out with a feminist. They get
• 58:22
  Testecleese: Well, the whole time he's been doing this thing. He's been saying how people that do this stuff like Andrew Tate are evil people and don't deserve to be allowed in the country. Yeah. Meanwhile he's over here lying to these women, having them send them pictures of themselves. Did you see the picture he sent back to that one woman
• 58:36
  El Guapo: I think
• 58:37
  El Guapo: he is just a psyop to make him make look masculine stuff. But it's not working. It's gonna backfire on him.
• 58:44
  Testecleese: Well. The picture he sent back
• 58:46
  Testecleese: was of his face while he was Mid Spooge, wanking one off in the bathroom to a picture of this broad
• 58:53
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, I didn't see that part. Yeah, I saw the one that I saw hugging some chick, but it was like he was trying so hard to look masculine, like, yeah, like dude you trying, I could tell you, trying
• 59:05
  Testecleese: And the best part is, he came out recently with, his lawyer friend.
• 59:09
  Testecleese: No, just driving this.
• 59:12
  Testecleese: But the problem is, is his lawyer friend is the same guy that defended the guy that worked on Mr. Beast that was grooming children to have sex with him.
• 59:20
  Testecleese: Damn! Oh!
• 59:21
  Testecleese: Or I don't know. It was someone who claimed to be a woman, but had a penis and fucked things, so you know I don't know where to put where, in the quote gender spectrum that lie, you know
• 59:30
  El Guapo: It's a day-day, but it's just them
• 59:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, this individual was diddling kids. Okay.
• 59:41
  El Guapo: All right. Let's move on to what's going on with the Tesla terrorists.
• 59:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 59:45
  El Guapo: Determists.
• 59:46
  Testecleese: Before we get too far into this? Does everyone? Where does everyone stand on using the term terrorist for this
• 59:52
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 59:52
  Brian McFadden: I'm fine!
• 59:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Lord!
• 59:53
  El Guapo: Is it a terrorist using violence to because of the political view of somebody else, or to wage political view towards you like, hey? If you don't go my way, are you going to use violence
• 1:00:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's the user
• 1:00:06
  Ron Pascoe: An organised
• 1:00:07
  Testecleese: People, to change.
• 1:00:09
  El Guapo: The political.
• 1:00:09
  Testecleese: View or religious ideology.
• 1:00:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:12
  Ron Pascoe: Plus. It's an organised Terror Act
• 1:00:15
  El Guapo: Now, let me see. Yeah, did they?
• 1:00:17
  Testecleese: Well, that's the best part is people saying like, Oh, we don't know who's doing this. Yeah, you're right. A whole bunch of guys that fucking love trump and elon musk are out there painting swastik
• 1:00:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, they do, because how many cameras are installed on the Tesla vehicles
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: I know. Did you
• 1:00:31
  Brian McFadden: These are self-driving vehicles. They've got cameras literally pointed in every direction.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: You see the video of the guy who keyed one up, wearing like a U.S.A. jacket
• 1:00:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, I saw that old man with the beard, white beard.
• 1:00:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay? And did you see the the next video that someone else bumped into him in public is, Hey, you have the guy who, just key to Tesla.
• 1:00:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's like, what are you talking about?
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: I don't know what you're talking about. He's like dude. You're like
• 1:00:51
  El Guapo: You saw you. You wear the same jacket, knows that I mean
• 1:00:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. We were in the same jacket is like, and he quotes his license plates like, I'm surprised you haven't been arrested yet, and he's been arrested
• 1:01:03
  Brian McFadden: Small charges.
• 1:01:06
  Testecleese: But there's this doxing website that I believe has been shut down
• 1:01:09
  El Guapo: Yeah. It's been shut down
• 1:01:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, the cursor was a Molotov cocktail.
• 1:01:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:01:13
  Testecleese: When you're going through it, and it shows you where individual Tesla owners live.
• 1:01:19
  El Guapo: How did he get the list, by the way, like
• 1:01:21
  Testecleese: Easy license plates.
• 1:01:23
  Testecleese: You see a test on the street. You get the license plate. You send it into them. They go into the Federal database.
• 1:01:29
  Testecleese: Believe it.
• 1:01:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, do that. Anybody could do it. You have to be part of
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:01:32
  El Guapo: Cnb.
• 1:01:32
  Testecleese: Nope.
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: License plates are public
• 1:01:35
  El Guapo: I know. But I'm saying I didn't know. You can just just look it up like that on the Internet.
• 1:01:40
  El Guapo: I know you can find stuff in there, but I didn't know that how that easy can be
• 1:01:45
  Testecleese: It's easy to find
• 1:01:46
  Ron Pascoe: They got some female music teacher as well, too, didn't they? She was organising behind the scenes organiser really
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: You see the guy who, fucking stink, bombed a Tesla
• 1:01:57
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:01:58
  Ron Pascoe: It's so nice! Both hands
• 1:02:01
  Testecleese: Brian Guapo. Do you know what a stink bomb is?
• 1:02:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:04
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:02:05
  Ron Pascoe: Okay. Have you seen Mall? Rats? Guapo
• 1:02:07
  El Guapo: Mall, Rats.
• 1:02:08
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Great.
• 1:02:09
  Ron Pascoe: The trouble.
• 1:02:10
  Ron Pascoe: Stop! What presses
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. Jason Lee reaches down the back of his pants, rubs his palm against his anus.
• 1:02:17
  El Guapo: Shake it down.
• 1:02:18
  Testecleese: The dude's hand.
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: Mr.
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: Did it to a Tesla. And I'm looking at this fat, greasy guy. I'm like
• 1:02:24
  Testecleese: they're gonna wash their car. You're probably gonna go eat a fucking Big Mac without washing your hands.
• 1:02:31
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, that's awesome!
• 1:02:32
  El Guapo: Know what you're talking about. He just like, oh, like, do you wipe your ass at all? Dude like
• 1:02:38
  El Guapo: anyways.
• 1:02:39
  Brian McFadden: You might want to practice your Molotov cocktail throwing
• 1:02:43
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Brian McFadden: Or you actually lay shit on fire
• 1:02:47
  El Guapo: Bottle, fill it up with water, put a rag on it. This is what happened when you got the masculinity in your team. They're like,
• 1:02:58
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then you throw like a girl, and you pour gasoline out the bottle all over yourself through the
• 1:03:02
  Brian McFadden: And you set yourself on fire
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: Video
• 1:03:07
  Ron Pascoe: That's the steel fees
• 1:03:08
  El Guapo: The people that want to fight Republicans. They're not gonna
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: They're the ones that want to start a civil war. It's like dude you lit yourself. I have a 30 odd 6 that could fire 300 yards without having to adjust my sights. You know
• 1:03:25
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 1:03:27
  Testecleese: Which is funny. I sent my father a picture
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: of a 30 up, 6 round, and a 5, 5, 6 round
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: And I was like.
• 1:03:35
  Testecleese: which one's more dangerous. Yeah, you know, battle thing. He's like, well, obviously, the smaller one safer. I was like, okay, well, that's for an AR 15 like this is for a rifle that you would say is safe to hunt with. He's like what? And I was like.
• 1:03:48
  Testecleese: yeah, I'd rather be shot with an AR 15 than a 30 odd 6
• 1:03:51
  El Guapo: Well, the purpose of the AR-fifteen is basically, it's a 22 round 22 round
• 1:03:57
  El Guapo: oh, it's bigger than
• 1:03:58
  Testecleese: Matt.
• 1:03:59
  El Guapo: It's to wound is to wound the enemy, not to kill
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:04:03
  Testecleese: Well, they're not used in conflict and war anywhere.
• 1:04:06
  El Guapo: No, no, they're 5, 5, 6,
• 1:04:09
  El Guapo: that's the same. Round 2, 2, 3,
• 1:04:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Testecleese: Well, the AR-fifteen, I will say, is a decent deer hunting rifle.
• 1:04:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, no.
• 1:04:17
  Testecleese: It's very.
• 1:04:18
  El Guapo: 6 round, and the 2, 2, 3 is almost similar. It's almost the same.
• 1:04:22
  El Guapo: It's just a higher powder. And the reason to use the air. AR. 15. The 5, 5, 6 is to wound the enemy. So when you got 3 people, one of them
• 1:04:32
  Testecleese: Guys, drag him away
• 1:04:33
  El Guapo: Then you had. Then you had to go back to the hospital. Get treated and stuff. So you like.
• 1:04:38
  El Guapo: you drag the system down
• 1:04:41
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, instead of taking one guy up the battlefield by putting a hole the size of a grapefruit for
• 1:04:45
  El Guapo: Well, you just work. Yeah. Instead. Now, you drag
• 1:04:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. Now, you took 3 guys off the battlefield because you guys are dragging them off to save his life.
• 1:04:52
  El Guapo: Then at the same time you go. He goes back to the hospital for treatment, and that just gonna drain more money, for out of the system
• 1:04:58
  Testecleese: Yeah. And if you just kill the guy
• 1:05:01
  El Guapo: Next.
• 1:05:01
  Testecleese: You're gonna step over the guy, then come back for his body later, right
• 1:05:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, then you have to worry about hospital treatment. Anything like that, either. You're not gonna
• 1:05:09
  El Guapo: Wow! That's and the resources
• 1:05:13
  Brian McFadden: Jim waltz
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, the video, yeah, I got
• 1:05:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I think.
• 1:05:18
  Testecleese: The video in here
• 1:05:19
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my goodness!
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: You know Kevin O'leary right
• 1:05:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, we definitely dodged a bullet here. You know him not being the vice President. Now.
• 1:05:31
  Testecleese: Well, this is what Tim Wall said.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: Oh, that's quite
• 1:05:35
  Brian McFadden: Turn it up.
• 1:05:36
  El Guapo: I can't hear you, I added Tesla, to to give me a little boost during the day
• 1:05:42
  Testecleese: 225 and dropping.
• 1:05:45
  Testecleese: So go ahead.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: and if you own one, if you own one, we're not blaming you, you can. You can take dental Floss and pull the Tesla thing off, you know, and take out just telling you.
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: there's a he doesn't realize how much of the his public pension fund is invested in the Tesla. Yeah.
• 1:06:08
  Testecleese: of this
• 1:06:09
  Ron Pascoe: I think. Go back to Point one. When you set a car on fire you should go to jail. You're criminal. I don't think we have to talk about it in any other context, and all those cars have cameras in them, and those dealerships have cameras.
• 1:06:25
  Ron Pascoe: You're beyond being stupid. When you do that you're going
• 1:06:28
  Brian McFadden: To go to jail, and you now have a government that
• 1:06:31
  Ron Pascoe: Just got their mandate. They can't wait to find idiots that do this. You're going to spend 5 to 20 years in prison
• 1:06:39
  Ron Pascoe: if they get them on terrorism, which I think is a stretch
• 1:06:42
  Testecleese: Have no parole, no shortened sentence. They'll rot in hell in prison for 20 years. And frankly, as far as I'm concerned, that's Ok.
• 1:06:52
  Testecleese: Breaking in shooting a car sitting on fire. Nothing to do with the politics, nothing to do with Tesla. You are a criminal and you should go. I'm talking about Tim Walz and his comments about the Tesla stock
• 1:07:09
  Ron Pascoe: He says it gives him a boost to see that stock going down. That poor guy didn't check his portfolio and his own pension plan for state. It's beyond stupid what he did. He's talking down a 3 and a half percent waiting in his own pension plan. I mean, what's the matter with that guy. He doesn't check the well being of his own constituents.
• 1:07:27
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't care.
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: What a bozo the minute
• 1:07:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, what?
• 1:07:31
  Brian McFadden: See, Pozo, I like it.
• 1:07:33
  El Guapo: This. This is what happened when you hire Dei hires and explain why.
• 1:07:39
  El Guapo: When Obama was running for President, he needed somebody to get a white bolt.
• 1:07:43
  El Guapo: He, Dei Joe Biden the right.
• 1:07:47
  El Guapo: so he, Dei Joe Biden, he ran for President. He needed somebody to d for the black boat. He, dei Kamala Harris.
• 1:07:56
  El Guapo: So Kamala Harris was running for president. He, Dei team, Tim
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: A white guy
• 1:08:03
  El Guapo: A white guy. So this is like Dei after Dei after Dei getting hired. This is what we get
• 1:08:09
  Brian McFadden: Dumber and dumber and dumber
• 1:08:12
  Testecleese: We know this guy's a moron for several reasons.
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: It is like he was
• 1:08:16
  Brian McFadden: He wants to challenge all the Republicans to a fight. He says he can take us down
• 1:08:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yes, and he said, he's right, and I laughed at that because I was like dude
• 1:08:25
  Brian McFadden: I want to see him fight Joe Rogan
• 1:08:29
  Ron Pascoe: He's got to take on Kane, the undertaker's brother, 1st
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: From the Wwe. He's the quote undertaker's brother said, Yeah, let's do it. Let's have our fight
• 1:08:37
  El Guapo: He's a major of the city in Tennessee, too.
• 1:08:40
  Brian McFadden: Ain't gonna happen. There's no
• 1:08:43
  El Guapo: Who's like
• 1:08:44
  Ron Pascoe: Food.
• 1:08:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's like, Hey, yeah, he's like, Hey, you know what? We're gonna make a race out of the race of money. 50 50. It's gonna go to whatever the nation he wants, and 50 50, you know.
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: Is it
• 1:08:55
  Ron Pascoe: Seems like he's me up
• 1:08:56
  Testecleese: What is it? This dude like? 6, 7,
• 1:08:58
  Brian McFadden: Tim Walz cannot fight himself out of a wet paper bag
• 1:09:02
  El Guapo: He's a man's man. Let's see it up. Let's see
• 1:09:07
  Testecleese: Oh, he's a man's man, that's for sure.
• 1:09:09
  El Guapo: He want to be all masculine about things. You want to talk all this crap
• 1:09:13
  Brian McFadden: He's not masculine about anything
• 1:09:15
  El Guapo: He can even report.
• 1:09:16
  Testecleese: Try to load a shotgun.
• 1:09:18
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Bring back, not going hunting.
• 1:09:22
  Testecleese: That's what I should do.
• 1:09:23
  Ron Pascoe: I think he's going to lose it.
• 1:09:24
  Ron Pascoe: He's going to lose a few games on the TS. 5
• 1:09:27
  El Guapo: This is what happened when Kabala here doesn't do the homework like who should have hired. Oh, Tim Waltz, he's prime military. Yeah, he's a man. He's a coach. Yeah, he's going to be Mascaliti back
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: He was in the National Guard
• 1:09:41
  El Guapo: He did not
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: About being in conflict
• 1:09:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Brian McFadden: Actually in the military, if he was only in the National Guard, never deployed overseas. It was the National Guard
• 1:09:54
  El Guapo: Italy, he went to Italy.
• 1:09:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. We went to Italy to hang out and drink wine
• 1:10:01
  Ron Pascoe: You win a few games on the Ps. 5, you're thinking, take on 80 million
• 1:10:06
  El Guapo: Oh, my God, you got that trip!
• 1:10:08
  El Guapo: Okay, he gonna download the Wwe game
• 1:10:13
  Ron Pascoe: A little faster. Figurobi exactly
• 1:10:16
  Testecleese: What I love about it, though, is that the Wwe guy said something. Meanwhile Linda Mcmahon is disassembling the Department of Education
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Oh, she used to be in charge of the Wwe
• 1:10:27
  El Guapo: This is what happened when you do connections do. Because trump did the Wwe for a little
• 1:10:32
  Testecleese: All the time
• 1:10:34
  El Guapo: I only saw like one video of him, but he make. And this is why he connected all those people like you know what you never know when you're gonna need those people, you know, like, Hey, look
• 1:10:43
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:10:43
  El Guapo: I need. I know you're good at this. I need you for this. Now you know
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: Well, that and trump is a billionaire, and he's like it'll be a ton of fun to run down the runway on the Wwe jump in the ring and clothesline some
• 1:10:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: No wrestler, you know.
• 1:10:58
  Ron Pascoe: No, you got Vince Mcmahon, Vince Mcmahon. Remember
• 1:11:01
  El Guapo: Dude trump is getting, though he made he did everything he wanted to in life. Do he bait
• 1:11:08
  El Guapo: models? He got good kids, dude like dude. All the kids are like fucking great dude.
• 1:11:14
  El Guapo: Hey?
• 1:11:14
  Testecleese: Scares the shit out of me. Dude
• 1:11:15
  El Guapo: Who.
• 1:11:16
  Testecleese: Barren.
• 1:11:17
  El Guapo: Barron trump. Well, he's how tall he is.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: Oh, my! Oh, you!
• 1:11:22
  Testecleese: He's like 6, 5, or something ridiculous. Yeah.
• 1:11:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:25
  Ron Pascoe: He's got the knowledge he's got the he's got the advantage of being the youngest
• 1:11:28
  El Guapo: Yeah. He's big.
• 1:11:29
  Ron Pascoe: Awesome. Everyone
• 1:11:30
  El Guapo: I heard he speak like his mom, with an accent, because that's all he hear growing up and stuff
• 1:11:36
  Testecleese: Well, I know the the it appears that the ladies at school love him
• 1:11:40
  Brian McFadden: I bet they do.
• 1:11:41
  El Guapo: Like he's gonna be like his dad. Probably
• 1:11:43
  Brian McFadden: So you see how
• 1:11:45
  El Guapo: Oh, like the dow that I did not know this fucking. What's it? The one with the beard trump, the one with the beard
• 1:11:52
  Ron Pascoe: Don, Jr.
• 1:11:53
  Testecleese: On June
• 1:11:54
  El Guapo: Junior. Yeah. He married Newsom's ex-wife
• 1:11:59
  Ron Pascoe: Kimberly.
• 1:11:59
  Brian McFadden: That's all news
• 1:12:01
  El Guapo: I mean, it would shock me like what
• 1:12:03
  Testecleese: Was on Fox News for years, too.
• 1:12:05
  El Guapo: Oh! Those!
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: Job because she married the President's son.
• 1:12:08
  El Guapo: Well before he became a President. Now
• 1:12:12
  Ron Pascoe: So Biden had plans to combat domestic terrorism before, and everybody loved his plans. But now that trump's using the same phrase
• 1:12:23
  Brian McFadden: Nobody wants to talk about it.
• 1:12:25
  Testecleese: That's because, Biden said, the biggest domestic terrorist threat in the United States is white supremacists.
• 1:12:33
  Testecleese: Like what
• 1:12:34
  El Guapo: His right.
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: Bothers me
• 1:12:35
  El Guapo: He's right.
• 1:12:35
  Testecleese: Bothers what bothers me the most about, that
• 1:12:38
  Testecleese: is, Biden gave the eulogy at the Grand Wizards funeral of the Ku Klux Klan
• 1:12:44
  Brian McFadden: Which one
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: Robert Bird, same one that supported Hillary Clinton
• 1:12:49
  Brian McFadden: Believe he's a great Senator from your State of West Virginia.
• 1:12:53
  Testecleese: It was actually back way back in the day when the Klan was still a
• 1:12:56
  Brian McFadden: Everything you can still find highways named after him in West Virginia.
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're actually starting to do a lot of that stuff like this guy was not a good dude.
• 1:13:07
  Testecleese: which I don't know what I think of renaming stuff. But I mean a street. Yeah.
• 1:13:11
  Testecleese: let's maybe keep a statue up. Be like, this is what we used to support. You know.
• 1:13:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, just because it's a
• 1:13:16
  Brian McFadden: Is he wearing his Ku Klux Klan outfit in the statue
• 1:13:19
  El Guapo: No, but
• 1:13:20
  Testecleese: He's actually he was actually in a picture next to Gavin Newsom, not not Gavin Newsom Trudeau.
• 1:13:26
  El Guapo: Oh, really
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 1:13:28
  Brian McFadden: What's it going
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: It was the guy in? Yeah, it was the guy. It was Trudeau that was the Klan and the Blackface. Or was that the Norfolk? It's not Trudeau
• 1:13:35
  Brian McFadden: No, wow!
• 1:13:37
  Brian McFadden: Norton, who is the Virginia governor
• 1:13:40
  El Guapo: Trudeau? Did they allow
• 1:13:42
  Brian McFadden: More than that.
• 1:13:43
  Brian McFadden: How's that to this day that that wasn't real? That was fake news
• 1:13:46
  Testecleese: It was written under it.
• 1:13:48
  Brian McFadden: It was AI generated.
• 1:13:50
  El Guapo: I heard what it was. Okay. Somebody local local thing here went to college with us in class. What it was is reverse day you reverse. You dress as something you're not supposed to be associate like that.
• 1:14:03
  El Guapo: So that's why he shows Blackface
• 1:14:06
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's the thing.
• 1:14:09
  Testecleese: It may be inappropriate and even vulgar. But these people are having their lives ended over this stuff like there was that Nascar driver whose father dropped the end bomb like 30 years ago, and he was fired from Nascar.
• 1:14:21
  Testecleese: What you got, Jimmy Kimmel did Blackface, pretending to be Carl Malone
• 1:14:28
  El Guapo: Still got his job.
• 1:14:30
  Ron Pascoe: George Braijah
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: Yep. Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Testecleese: What's his name? There?
• 1:14:35
  El Guapo: Only if you're not liberal, it doesn't matter
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. The guy from Chase, the date. Whoopi Goldberg did it, too.
• 1:14:41
  Ron Pascoe: Hey! Dancing.
• 1:14:43
  Testecleese: That they
• 1:14:43
  El Guapo: They're dancing. Oh.
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: But then but then Megyn Kelly asks like, Why can't my kid dress up like Martin Luther King for Halloween, and say, Oh, this man was a great man like that's evil! And then she got fired from Fox news over it.
• 1:14:54
  El Guapo: That's right. Yeah.
• 1:14:56
  Brian McFadden: And apparently the protesters are planning a big day of action
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: On the 29.th
• 1:15:02
  Testecleese: How many are going to die
• 1:15:04
  El Guapo: When? What was this? What
• 1:15:06
  Brian McFadden: March 29, th
• 1:15:08
  Testecleese: Tesla Takedown. They're planning to have a protest at every single dealership and charging station nationwide
• 1:15:16
  El Guapo: You know it doesn't work as a surprise when you tell everybody. Now you're gonna have local State police prepare for this shit
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: I'm afraid people are going to die because someone's gonna do something stupid.
• 1:15:27
  Testecleese: and the police are going to fire, or one of these idiots is going to fire the gun at a car like they've already done, and either the quote protesters are going to get killed or random pass stand. You know.
• 1:15:39
  Brian McFadden: People driving? By, yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Testecleese: I'm telling you I don't have a Tesla, but if I caught you trying to paint a swastika on my car or you shoot my car. You're gonna catch a freaking load of double lot, buck in your chest
• 1:15:52
  El Guapo: You know this swastika?
• 1:15:55
  El Guapo: I don't think it is working the way they intended to do
• 1:15:59
  Brian McFadden: Not. It never does
• 1:16:00
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:16:01
  El Guapo: No, because
• 1:16:01
  Testecleese: Who paints swastikas on things.
• 1:16:04
  El Guapo: Just swapping the nasties. Yeah.
• 1:16:06
  Brian McFadden: That's it, like, hold on! I don't think you
• 1:16:09
  El Guapo: Truly think I don't think you guys think this true
• 1:16:13
  Testecleese: And the actual Nazi who you're painting a swastika scar he looks at, he goes. Oh.
• 1:16:18
  Testecleese: well, thanks. I was gonna do that. Tomorrow. I got a stencil, but you know you did the work for me. Thank you.
• 1:16:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:23
  Ron Pascoe: But there's actually an Asian religion that's got a Schwarztika in reverse
• 1:16:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like native Americas, Japan. They still got in temples and stuff
• 1:16:33
  Testecleese: Been a big deal for a long time
• 1:16:35
  El Guapo: But they're just the nasty. The nasty took her over
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: Chicago. Swastika is in the building
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: They're just not tilted at 45 degrees, and then the Germans came around like, let's cover this up. We don't want anyone to see this garbage
• 1:16:47
  Ron Pascoe: Well, if they really want a Nazi car, why don't they go to Vw. And take on their dealerships?
• 1:16:53
  Testecleese: It's work. Yeah.
• 1:16:53
  El Guapo: People don't know
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: And I was like Volkswagen was the official vehicle of the Nazi party.
• 1:16:59
  El Guapo: Hugo boss fucking Bmw. They all supported nothing
• 1:17:03
  Ron Pascoe: I saw a good name this morning. Sorry, guys, I saw a really good name this morning. It's got Telstra's just just hired security. It's a picture called Rittenhausen.
• 1:17:13
  Ron Pascoe: walking out with a gun
• 1:17:15
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:17:17
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I thought it was funny
• 1:17:18
  Testecleese: Oh, it drives me nuts, though, because these guys are like
• 1:17:21
  Testecleese: lightning. Tesla's on fire. They're the environmentalists allegedly, right
• 1:17:25
  Ron Pascoe: Street, domestic, terrorist, mate, domestic terrorism.
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: Yes, yeah, you're definitely a terrorist
• 1:17:32
  Testecleese: burning, lighting these cars on fire and destroying the electric vehicle. That's gonna save the environment. But you're also burning a lithium ion battery, and poisoning everyone within 50 miles.
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: and and polluting the water and the air by putting heavy metal poisoning everywhere. These folks are fucking morons, and and they're caught on camera doing it
• 1:17:53
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 1:17:54
  Testecleese: You see, this one guy is.
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: Oh, he's got a huge hate crime case against the guy because he was. He's actually a Jewish man
• 1:18:01
  Testecleese: and Guy got caught on the camera painting swastikas on this guy on this guy's car.
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: That dude's fucked, and you know it is now
• 1:18:10
  Ron Pascoe: Say they got crying.
• 1:18:11
  Testecleese: Crime.
• 1:18:11
  Brian McFadden: It's yeah, should definitely be a hate crime.
• 1:18:14
  Ron Pascoe: That they caught crowing in that moon
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:18:19
  Ron Pascoe: There's a picture of a guy got caught by the police, and he, bawling his eyes out while they're taking his mug, shot
• 1:18:23
  Testecleese: And yeah, and like he's, he's so
• 1:18:27
  Testecleese: bitch. This is private property you were told to leave alright.
• 1:18:34
  Testecleese: All right, let's move on to the war conflicts and everything like that going on
• 1:18:38
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: Looks like no problem.
• 1:18:41
  Brian McFadden: Actually called Putin is the 1st direct call to Putin, since, like Biden
• 1:18:48
  Testecleese: Trump? Did it last time
• 1:18:50
  Brian McFadden: I think Biden talked to him once, early on in his administration before Russia invaded Ukraine, but
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: Did he get a Secretary of State to push a reset button like Hillary Clinton
• 1:19:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I love that reset button. We had a lot of fun with that reset button
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: If we did.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: But yeah, it sounds like putin is, isn't that interested in ending this conflict? I guess
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: Well he is. He is interested in ending it, but he wants to end it on more of his terms, and not like
• 1:19:26
  Testecleese: Go home and pack up
• 1:19:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he. He wants to keep the land that they've gained, basically.
• 1:19:34
  Brian McFadden: And he still doesn't want Ukraine to be part of NATO and all that. So
• 1:19:40
  Testecleese: They're not supposed to be
• 1:19:41
  Ron Pascoe: That's
• 1:19:42
  Testecleese: Whole point of Ukraine. It translates to borderlands.
• 1:19:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's supposed to be a buffer between Russia and NATO.
• 1:19:51
  Testecleese: And here's the crazy thing. Was it? 30 years ago, 20 years ago Russia tried to join NATO, and NATO told them to fuck off.
• 1:19:59
  Testecleese: That would have solved a lot of problems if we were allies with them, wouldn't it?
• 1:20:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh yes!
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: Did you imagine the trade
• 1:20:06
  Brian McFadden: Imagine what kind of what the country would be like right now, if the billions of dollars we sent to Ukraine for the war effort were staying in the Us.
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: Or buying oil from Russia went super cheap
• 1:20:20
  Ron Pascoe: I like Trump's point of view. You know. I'd rather be an ally, not an ally. I'd rather be on speaking terms
• 1:20:27
  Ron Pascoe: with a foe or somebody that you don't agree with, than to be their enemy.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: And that's exactly the problem we're seeing with the left is they refuse to speak with anyone who doesn't agree with them. 100%. It's like
• 1:20:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:38
  Testecleese: That nobody, nothing's ever gonna happen. There's never gonna be any kind of agreement. If you refuse to come to the table
• 1:20:44
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:20:45
  Testecleese: And you already lost the election. You're losing support shit! Did you see an end to the poll? Did you see who the the number one most respected and liked Democrat. Congressman is
• 1:20:55
  El Guapo: Aoc!
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: Yes, 10%,
• 1:20:59
  Ron Pascoe: She's only 10%
• 1:21:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's the highest
• 1:21:04
  Brian McFadden: That's pretty pathetic.
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: Harris was next, and then after that, everyone else had less than 4%.
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: And here's the best part is, Oh, my God, please run Aoc, nominate her for the President, and have
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: Harrison happens
• 1:21:20
  El Guapo: No, no, no, let's stop that nonsense right now.
• 1:21:23
  El Guapo: Hey?
• 1:21:24
  El Guapo: Those that shit! It came back firing you. I bought it for Joe biden the primaries.
• 1:21:35
  El Guapo: It actually could backfire you good
• 1:21:40
  Testecleese: In Virginia. Do you have to pick a party to vote in the primary
• 1:21:43
  El Guapo: No, I was. I was there for election day. It's like, Oh, there's only the Democrat primary like Fuck the Democrats. Let me pick Joe Biden they're gonna be. They're not gonna be that dumb enough to pick Joe Biden
• 1:21:55
  Testecleese: There you go, too, out
• 1:21:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, 4 years later, 4 years later.
• 1:22:03
  Testecleese: Massachusetts as the party to be able to vote in the primary
• 1:22:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, no. Problem.
• 1:22:09
  Testecleese: Law is here in West Virginia.
• 1:22:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, so. But I mean.
• 1:22:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm
• 1:22:13
  El Guapo: Well, because primary, you're gonna find out like, well, you should find out like, okay, where which one? Because when even election day upper primary for both parties. They're like which one you want Democrat or Republicans.
• 1:22:27
  El Guapo: You only get to pick one
• 1:22:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. See? Mass, if if you were registered Republican
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: You only got to vote on the Republican Prime
• 1:22:35
  El Guapo: They like check on you like, hey? You have to register this
• 1:22:38
  Testecleese: Check your status because it's right there on the paper.
• 1:22:40
  El Guapo: Oh, no! Here Oprah's primary like which one you want like. Okay. And he told me like, Hey you, I was there already. I was there like
• 1:22:47
  El Guapo: I drove here for like. So I thought it was going to be another primary for something else, local and stuff like that. I was like, all right, cool. Let me just keep like they're not going to vote for Joe by the end. Probably got this at the bag.
• 1:23:00
  El Guapo: No, didn't go that. Well, yeah.
• 1:23:04
  Brian McFadden: Well, Boeing, finally got some good news
• 1:23:08
  Testecleese: Oh, that! So the aircraft are working.
• 1:23:10
  Testecleese: The seller got their. They got their
• 1:23:12
  Brian McFadden: They got more fighter jets coming their way
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:17
  Testecleese: aircraft are falling apart, and they can't get a space shuttle to do anything. But we're gonna give them more money for a brand new aircraft when we are still paying off the fucking. 22 s. And 35 s.
• 1:23:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're still working on the new Air Force one, too.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: Trump's pissed about that, too, because that's something. Trump negotiated
• 1:23:38
  Brian McFadden: When he was president, you know, 4 years ago, but he was smart when that negotiation is he locked in the cost overruns
• 1:23:47
  Brian McFadden: so they can't keep running up the price on the jet. They're actually going to lose money on Air Force one if they don't get to shit their shit together soon
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: Exactly great.
• 1:23:58
  Brian McFadden: Rather than giving, you know, charging it off to the American taxpayers.
• 1:24:05
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it was a good movie. It wasn't
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: But the whole point was like.
• 1:24:10
  Testecleese: if it's Boeing, you look around what Boeing has done the whole time.
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: and you're like, I don't know. So maybe they know stuff we don't. And because, realistically, most of what you're seeing is boeing stuff
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: falling off of planes. We couldn't get them off. What? 9 months, 10 months, or something up in the
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: what do you call that? There? The thing that spins around with this
• 1:24:34
  Ron Pascoe: Space Station
• 1:24:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, the starliner made it back safely, with no people on it, so odds are.
• 1:24:41
  Brian McFadden: if the people would have been on it, they would be alive, and they wouldn't. They would have spent 8 days in space instead of
• 1:24:48
  Brian McFadden: a year.
• 1:24:49
  Testecleese: Or did you see the
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: What's his name there? Oh, my God! I can't remember his name either.
• 1:24:54
  Testecleese: Oh, the smart guy, the smart, rich guy
• 1:24:57
  El Guapo: But Eli
• 1:24:59
  Brian McFadden: Elon Mosque
• 1:25:00
  Testecleese: Elon.
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: He I was talking to someone on one of these shows, and he's talking about
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: about sorry
• 1:25:08
  El Guapo: Rescuing the pilots. I mean the astronauts.
• 1:25:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, but he's like he said. I offered to do this with
• 1:25:15
  Ron Pascoe: Quality.
• 1:25:16
  Testecleese: But with
• 1:25:17
  Ron Pascoe: Pleasant.
• 1:25:17
  Testecleese: Biden, yeah, and he didn't want anything to do with me. And you know it's like he just said no, so left him out there. It's like, because he didn't want anyone who's on Trump's side to do this right
• 1:25:25
  Brian McFadden: Well, Elon Musk wasn't even on Trump's side at that point.
• 1:25:29
  El Guapo: No, he got towards the end
• 1:25:31
  Brian McFadden: He didn't become a big trump supporter until, you know, like a month or 2 before the actual election. So
• 1:25:39
  Brian McFadden: dude. But I think Eli was like
• 1:25:42
  Brian McFadden: wanting the Federal Government to pay up a huge sum of money for that extra flight to up there to save the astronauts, you know.
• 1:25:52
  Brian McFadden: Shouldn't have been a big deal, you know. I mean
• 1:25:54
  Brian McFadden: the way they fucking inflated the economy. This should have been enough.
• 1:25:57
  Brian McFadden: It would. It would have made Biden's administration look a little bit better if they would have brought the astronauts back
• 1:26:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, be like, look, we're not bipartisan. We got Elon Musk, Russia Palace. We just want the best people to say, you know, whatever
• 1:26:11
  Ron Pascoe: I'm also they could have formed
• 1:26:13
  Brian McFadden: I mean, NASA doesn't have its own rockets to fly up to the space station anymore. And Elon Musk is actually hauling Russians up there now, too, there were Russians on that rocket that just took off to the space station, you know, and Elon and Spacex's plane rocket
• 1:26:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:33
  Ron Pascoe: So if Boy and I agree
• 1:26:34
  Brian McFadden: Before back in the day. Once they got rid of the space shuttle we had to pay billions and billions of dollars to let Russia fly our astronauts back and forth to the space station
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: And that's what I was waiting for. I was waiting to see the Russians offer to pick up
• 1:26:51
  Testecleese: our astronauts, and I was like, that's going to be a real mess
• 1:26:55
  El Guapo: Awkward conversation. Yeah, like, yeah. And it's funny, hey? Somebody later, like you ever left
• 1:27:01
  Brian McFadden: Like when it comes to the space station. I think the Russians and the we've been even with the war going on. We're still like
• 1:27:08
  Brian McFadden: communicating about the space station, you know.
• 1:27:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: From what I understand, didn't rush.
• 1:27:14
  Testecleese: You were feeding the Russians when they'd sunk in submarine
• 1:27:18
  Ron Pascoe: You guys could have brought them up
• 1:27:20
  Testecleese: And they refused to let us, and they all died
• 1:27:22
  Ron Pascoe: Still.
• 1:27:23
  Ron Pascoe: Eco! That's good. It saved him
• 1:27:26
  El Guapo: That's hey? That's on them, you know, whatever
• 1:27:31
  Brian McFadden: You gotta be willing to eat some crow, you know, when something bad happens
• 1:27:37
  El Guapo: But at the the spaceship, because we share that as a community, it's not like the submarine stuff.
• 1:27:45
  El Guapo: But oh, yeah, somebody pointed out like, Hey, the Astronaut left when the United, the Gulf of Mexico is existed. It's called the Gulf of America. Where are we landing at Gulf of America? Where the hell is that at
• 1:27:58
  Ron Pascoe: You'll find you'll find out
• 1:28:00
  El Guapo: You find out what was going on in the last couple of months?
• 1:28:04
  Ron Pascoe: You'll find out
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: Israel has launched a strike at Lebanon.
• 1:28:10
  Brian McFadden: The ceasefire is over.
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they say, Oh, there's a there's a shaky cheese file has
• 1:28:16
  Brian McFadden: They had a ceasefire for like a month or 2, and
• 1:28:20
  Brian McFadden: they got Israel got pissed off because Hezbollah kept.
• 1:28:25
  Brian McFadden: or Hamas kept dragging their feet on more hostage, releases
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I'm still
• 1:28:33
  Ron Pascoe: It might
• 1:28:34
  Testecleese: Because I thought for sure they were all dead
• 1:28:36
  Ron Pascoe: That'd be good
• 1:28:37
  Brian McFadden: I think I think well, I'm shocked at how many are coming back alive. You know. They've been holding them as pawns forever.
• 1:28:44
  Brian McFadden: so there may be a few more alive, but admit there's more dead than alive
• 1:28:52
  Ron Pascoe: The white hamas
• 1:28:53
  Testecleese: Sorry, mate, you're up
• 1:28:54
  Ron Pascoe: I was just gonna say the way Hamas celebrated that that mother and child that was absolutely disgusting, mate.
• 1:29:02
  Ron Pascoe: You know where they sent him back in coffins, you know. I think
• 1:29:08
  Ron Pascoe: Hamas has got the others dead, or this is just my opinion.
• 1:29:12
  Ron Pascoe: I don't think there's none left alive.
• 1:29:14
  Ron Pascoe: They've come to an agreement, and they can't live up to their end of the agreement.
• 1:29:19
  Brian McFadden: Shouldn't have made the agreement then.
• 1:29:23
  Testecleese: Well, and now the Congo, I guess
• 1:29:26
  Brian McFadden: This is hilarious. Yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not sure exactly, but I guess they want
• 1:29:30
  Brian McFadden: They want. They want us to kick out some rebels for them.
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: And then they're gonna give us like the minerals deal we tried to do with Ukraine right
• 1:29:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:41
  Testecleese: I'm cool with that. Honestly.
• 1:29:42
  Brian McFadden: I am too
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: Now I do have a problem, though.
• 1:29:49
  Testecleese: with the President being able to deploy troops and essentially wage war without Congress, and this has been going on
• 1:29:56
  Testecleese: since.
• 1:29:58
  Testecleese: Shit. What Korea
• 1:30:00
  Ron Pascoe: Obama
• 1:30:01
  Brian McFadden: Korea
• 1:30:02
  Testecleese: Further, Korea Vietnam. Last time Congress declared war was this was World War 2.
• 1:30:10
  Testecleese: So like the President shouldn't. But then yeah, exactly. Crap happened. I'm like, Oh, yeah, just just go ahead and do it. It's like Congress, what the fuck. This is your job, guys, you know.
• 1:30:21
  Testecleese: All right, anything in leftovers. You want to talk about
• 1:30:27
  El Guapo: What's on the left over
• 1:30:30
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Mate.
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: Kill. It was a killer whale off the shore of the outer banks
• 1:30:34
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. So I'm not gonna be swimming in the on the beach lately, for now on, I don't wanna get confused by a seal, you know.
• 1:30:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, the comments. Do you see how the killer still
• 1:30:51
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:30:53
  Testecleese: Toss him around.
• 1:30:54
  Brian McFadden: Well, you guys.
• 1:30:55
  El Guapo: No, no! On the beach when they
• 1:30:57
  Ron Pascoe: Someone stole.
• 1:30:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, they come on shore.
• 1:31:01
  El Guapo: It's insane, like no way they do that
• 1:31:04
  Brian McFadden: I think Greenpeace might go bankrupt
• 1:31:08
  Testecleese: Not sure exactly what this is.
• 1:31:12
  Testecleese: There's
• 1:31:13
  Brian McFadden: This is all part of keystone, pipeline.
• 1:31:16
  El Guapo: U.S.A. Id probably
• 1:31:17
  Brian McFadden: They were.
• 1:31:19
  Brian McFadden: they were protesting it, and this judge was holding them liable to pay over hundreds of millions of dollars
• 1:31:27
  Brian McFadden: for the protests
• 1:31:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. They were. They were funding the protest. And it was like, it's about trespassing and all sorts of other stuff. Right?
• 1:31:37
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:31:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:40
  El Guapo: Okay? What else?
• 1:31:41
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:31:43
  El Guapo: What's up with this jeopardy, guy?
• 1:31:45
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:31:46
  El Guapo: Jeopardy, contestant
• 1:31:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Well, they had a cheers question on there, and nobody could answer the question.
• 1:31:54
  El Guapo: What was the question? You know it
• 1:31:57
  Brian McFadden: I can bring it up here
• 1:31:58
  El Guapo: Oh! Oh!
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: Group like capacity 476, or something like
• 1:32:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:03
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, no, it's not stupid. Shit like that now.
• 1:32:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I,
• 1:32:07
  El Guapo: I thought it was a basic
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: He is a bunch of times
• 1:32:09
  Brian McFadden: Room capacity is 75,
• 1:32:11
  Testecleese: 75. Okay, I'm sorry I've been there. I've been to both
• 1:32:15
  Ron Pascoe: I don't know
• 1:32:16
  Brian McFadden: The real chairs and the fake chairs.
• 1:32:18
  Testecleese: Yes, the real cheers is actually called the Bull and Finch, which you know what sucks
• 1:32:23
  Brian McFadden: It's not there anymore
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: During Covid. It closed down.
• 1:32:25
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:32:27
  Testecleese: You you would go in there. It was cheers. It was the bar, and you could sit down like Norm said, like this.
• 1:32:33
  El Guapo: No see.
• 1:32:33
  Testecleese: Cool. Yeah.
• 1:32:34
  El Guapo: I'll start watching that show lately, too.
• 1:32:37
  El Guapo: It's just it's funny. Actually, he's actually funny, like, Oh, shit! I tried to watch taxi taxi. I couldn't get into it like
• 1:32:43
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:32:44
  Testecleese: Ted
• 1:32:45
  Ron Pascoe: Love sexy. Oh, I love sexy
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: And Danny Devito
• 1:32:49
  El Guapo: No, no, I'm talking about the begin. Then the beat is there, and Andy Kaufman.
• 1:32:55
  El Guapo: he's not even funny, like I can't
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: We are. I I don't know what I think of Andy Kaufman
• 1:33:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's amazing.
• 1:33:03
  Testecleese: Stuff. But he lived that character, you know.
• 1:33:07
  Brian McFadden: And what what's up with desantis
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess he
• 1:33:14
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to return 878 million dollars, because there's too many strings attached to it.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: Okay? So Desantis said, I don't like what? Okay? I was curious, because, yeah, 878 million in taxpayer funds to Federal Government. After meeting with Musk
• 1:33:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:35
  Testecleese: All right, whatever. Give them tomorrow.
• 1:33:38
  Testecleese: I guess if you don't agree with it.
• 1:33:40
  Ron Pascoe: Jamal Bowman, Bauman
• 1:33:42
  Brian McFadden: But the problem is, the Federal government doesn't know how to get the money. They don't know how to accept the money.
• 1:33:48
  Brian McFadden: There's no, there's no systems in place to return money from States to the Federal Government.
• 1:33:55
  El Guapo: What?
• 1:33:56
  Ron Pascoe: Send a bullshit
• 1:33:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, just just
• 1:33:58
  El Guapo: Can. There's not treasury banking. No.
• 1:34:01
  Testecleese: Department of Treasury.
• 1:34:03
  Testecleese: Right? Just transfer it from your bank account. It should be that easy, right
• 1:34:07
  Brian McFadden: It should be, but it ain't
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: Of course not, and this is fucking problem. But people are no, no, no.
• 1:34:15
  Brian McFadden: There's just more proof of, you know.
• 1:34:19
  Brian McFadden: waste fraud, abuse, because the States don't need the money. They're trying to return the money to the Federal Government. The Federal Government's got no systems in place to take the money back
• 1:34:30
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, the
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: exactly. That's the problem. Dude is none of this stuff works the way it's supposed to. And then you have people saying, You can't do that. And it's like, well, clearly, there's a problem here, you know, like they were saying, like, Oh, yeah, all that. All that cutting mustard did
• 1:34:47
  Testecleese: actually saved the Us. Government $0 like that's impossible. Are you assuming that all the people that got fired don't get paid
• 1:34:56
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:34:59
  Ron Pascoe: So then she get it on the phone to bring up and say, Look, the next 1 billion dollars you give us in Federal funding just gives 122 million. So we need
• 1:35:05
  Testecleese: Teams.
• 1:35:07
  Testecleese: You guys, you've been following Newsome at all lately.
• 1:35:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, like podcast, and stuff. Yeah.
• 1:35:16
  El Guapo: Like all the news and stuff is funny, and I guess you got
• 1:35:20
  Testecleese: Destroyed them.
• 1:35:21
  El Guapo: It got you a lot
• 1:35:22
  Ron Pascoe: I can feel like vomit
• 1:35:24
  El Guapo: Cna got him out. Got him out
• 1:35:26
  Testecleese: Oh, yes, I got it right. Here. Let me turn my volume back up because you guys, for whatever reason, can't hear me unless I do
• 1:35:34
  Testecleese: tonight quote what, in God's name, is going on with Gavin Newsom?
• 1:35:38
  Testecleese: That's a headline
• 1:35:38
  Ron Pascoe: And there's headline after head.
• 1:35:40
  Testecleese: Linen sort of question, as the country is trying to figure out how he went from progressive hero and governor of the most liberal State in the country to interviewing and spending time with Maga favorites like Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk on his New podcast tonight our K. File looked into that finding that newsom well, he's really completely changed
• 1:35:59
  Ron Pascoe: Changed his tune on some of the most hot button issues
• 1:36:02
  Testecleese: For Democrats. K file's Andrew Kaczynski joins me now. And Andrew, I mean just going through some of these. You know, he's got this podcast and the concept was
• 1:36:09
  Ron Pascoe: He wanted to talk to the other side right?
• 1:36:12
  Brian McFadden: Like Joe Rogan
• 1:36:13
  Testecleese: When he did that debate with Desantis. Right? This is consistent. So his 1st time, though, he goes out and he backs away from some even ones that he's championed. So let's talk about the word Latinx just 2 weeks ago. Here's what he said about it.
• 1:36:30
  Ron Pascoe: By the way, not one person ever in my office has ever used the word Latinx, so can we finally put that to bed? Latinx, everybody. Well, I just didn't even know where it came from. I'm like, what are people talking about?
• 1:36:42
  Testecleese: But there was a person who used Latin acts. It was actually a really important person. It was him.
• 1:36:48
  Testecleese: Right? Yeah, that's right. And look, these aren't minor shifts. These are progressive issues that Gavin Newsom used to champion until fairly recently. And now he's not just walking away from them. He's sort of acting like they were never legitimate with that clip. Talking about Latin X in the 1st place. But let's just let's take Latin X. We did find somebody who used it repeatedly in his office. Let's take a listen to this.
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: I hope we can really paint a picture in terms of our consciousness of how impactful this has been on the Latinx community Latinx community, the Latinx and black communities. You've got politicians that are banning, not assault rifles, but the word Latinx. They're not even serious.
• 1:37:31
  Testecleese: And look, Aaron, those aren't the only times that we found that he used it. He also used it a lot on social media. Look at a few of these right here. You see. There, that is a lot of use.
• 1:37:46
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:37:46
  Brian McFadden: The Latins didn't even like at Latinx. This term was never accepted by the actual community. They were terming the people with
• 1:37:56
  Testecleese: They? They found it derogatory.
• 1:37:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, because Spanish is gender specific, right?
• 1:38:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:06
  Testecleese: Latino, Latina.
• 1:38:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: I mean, Guapo. You're Latin, correct.
• 1:38:12
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: Jay, what do you think of the term? What threatened X.
• 1:38:17
  El Guapo: That's the dumbest shit ever
• 1:38:18
  Brian McFadden: Fuck.
• 1:38:21
  El Guapo: White liver tried to tell me how to speak Spanish, so how to identify myself.
• 1:38:26
  El Guapo: I'm sorry I'm not day them
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. Exactly. Latino. Latina.
• 1:38:35
  El Guapo: We can use it for females, too, because it's a generalizing
• 1:38:39
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:38:39
  El Guapo: My God, it's like, what are you gonna do? Change everything the sexes and stuff
• 1:38:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:45
  El Guapo: Everything that got an a in Latin and Spanish is female. Everything got O is a masculine
• 1:38:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, they wanted to like, get rid of that, you know. They wanted to like
• 1:38:57
  El Guapo: You wanna change the language
• 1:38:59
  Brian McFadden: One sex, you know, we want to do Latinx. It covers everything
• 1:39:03
  El Guapo: So the dumbest shit ever
• 1:39:06
  El Guapo: you know. Spoon is masculine, I mean, I'm sorry spoon is feminine. Fork is masculine in Spanish. The words itself.
• 1:39:15
  El Guapo: Sun is masculine, the moon is feminine.
• 1:39:18
  Testecleese: You know what's funny about that?
• 1:39:20
  Testecleese: Today? We we ended up eating hibachi
• 1:39:23
  Brian McFadden: I love to watch.
• 1:39:24
  Testecleese: Town. I yeah, I had this. Oh, I still have leftovers
• 1:39:27
  El Guapo: Was that like 3 h away from you
• 1:39:30
  Testecleese: Hibachi place is about an hour and 15 min
• 1:39:32
  El Guapo: God! Damn okay.
• 1:39:34
  Testecleese: What. There's this Mexican restaurant across the street that I've been to once
• 1:39:39
  Testecleese: And I can't believe it took me till today to read the name of the restaurant properly. It's Carretta's
• 1:39:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're at chariot. What's the name?
• 1:39:51
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:39:51
  Testecleese: I I thought it was Carterra's. I was like wallet
• 1:39:55
  El Guapo: No, no, it was a chariot, a chariot, a war chariot. Yeah.
• 1:40:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I was just like I I for the longest time I thought it, said Wallet. So I looked at it real quick.
• 1:40:03
  El Guapo: That
• 1:40:04
  Testecleese: Not what it says.
• 1:40:04
  El Guapo: Yeah. Like, actually, I like the Spanish name the original another Chinese Chinese restaurants like Golden China. Every fucking restaurant is golden China.
• 1:40:16
  Testecleese: No! My
• 1:40:17
  El Guapo: God is
• 1:40:18
  Testecleese: Massachusetts has a place called the Ming Dynasty.
• 1:40:21
  El Guapo: Okay, that's cool. That's original.
• 1:40:23
  Brian McFadden: I've heard about this place where you get cold tea
• 1:40:26
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:40:28
  Brian McFadden: You can go in there after hours and get alcohol
• 1:40:31
  Testecleese: What if it
• 1:40:32
  El Guapo: That was a different place. But but yes.
• 1:40:36
  El Guapo: like most of Chinese restaurant, they go to China, like which one
• 1:40:39
  Testecleese: Golden powers.
• 1:40:40
  El Guapo: Golden Palace, like which one they're like. Come on like I need something
• 1:40:43
  Brian McFadden: 1, 2, or 3,
• 1:40:46
  Brian McFadden: Golden Palace, 1, 2, or 3,
• 1:40:48
  El Guapo: 1, 2, 3. What combo you want? See? See? Little shit like that funny stuff. I liked it, you know, like I see this Mexican guy.
• 1:41:01
  El Guapo: It got an Aztec quality that's Aztec something, and it's it got me laughing like, oh, shit! Now I'm gonna think about every time I see a mason.
• 1:41:11
  El Guapo: All I'm gonna think about a pyramid of Aztec. And I'll be like, Oh, Aztec quality, you know.
• 1:41:17
  El Guapo: because to build pyramids
• 1:41:18
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah,
• 1:41:20
  El Guapo: So he's a mason. So it's funny, like, Oh, shit! I want to remember that you're gonna catch his imagination, are you gonna remember? Like. Who should we call for Mason? Hey? Call the ask the quality, guy.
• 1:41:30
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 1:41:31
  Brian McFadden: Anything anything interesting happening in Australia.
• 1:41:36
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, not at mate, we just we got an election coming up soon.
• 1:41:41
  Ron Pascoe: You know, it's like bullshit.
• 1:41:43
  Ron Pascoe: It's a Federal election, but nothing's changed, mate. There's no policy that's going to change to it.
• 1:41:49
  El Guapo: How do you guys
• 1:41:50
  Testecleese: Guys count your votes
• 1:41:53
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, we count our votes really early, we know by about 7, 38 o'clock.
• 1:41:58
  Ron Pascoe: He's 1
• 1:41:58
  Brian McFadden: They have no hanging. Chads
• 1:42:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, that's not what I I meant, like, do you count like a popular vote? You have some kind of college system. Do you have each
• 1:42:08
  Ron Pascoe: No. What happens is we we've got representatives from each like
• 1:42:12
  Ron Pascoe: each electorate has got a representative right? So
• 1:42:15
  Ron Pascoe: in New South Wales, for example.
• 1:42:17
  Testecleese: Who to vote for
• 1:42:18
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah, no, no. We. We vote for that representative. So
• 1:42:22
  Ron Pascoe: we've got the Labor Party. They're like your Democrats. We've got the Liberal party. They're like your Republicans.
• 1:42:30
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's got opposite names, you know.
• 1:42:34
  Ron Pascoe: We've actually got a party now, called the Trumpeters for trump trumpeters. The patriots
• 1:42:42
  Testecleese: In a book.
• 1:42:42
  Ron Pascoe: Big annoyed right now
• 1:42:43
  Brian McFadden: You're voting for the trumpeters, and when you go to vote, are you going to wear your Mega hat
• 1:42:51
  Testecleese: Oh, I will, mate, I will! It'll be know you're right. It would be
• 1:42:58
  El Guapo: Maga make Australia Green Again
• 1:43:01
  Ron Pascoe: Be walking in. Don't you worry, big crowd.
• 1:43:05
  Ron Pascoe: but always go. Do the early votes. See? We go in throughout the week and always do it before that Saturday, because we always have elections on a Saturday
• 1:43:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Yeah.
• 1:43:14
  Ron Pascoe: So.
• 1:43:14
  Brian McFadden: I didn't like. I didn't used to like early voting, but
• 1:43:18
  Brian McFadden: I'm starting to do it a lot more lately. So
• 1:43:20
  Testecleese: Vote, Early
• 1:43:21
  Ron Pascoe: We get fined we get fined if we don't go and vote
• 1:43:25
  Brian McFadden: That's cool.
• 1:43:25
  Brian McFadden: No, that that'd be a problem in the United States if they did the
• 1:43:29
  Testecleese: Here's and if we don't pay our fine, we lose their driver's license.
• 1:43:33
  Testecleese: Question I have for you.
• 1:43:34
  Testecleese: What if you don't want to vote. Can you go and like, show up? Say, here's my name. Check the box. I'm going home. I'm not
• 1:43:42
  Ron Pascoe: You can do a donkey boat. It's called a donkey boat.
• 1:43:45
  Testecleese: You just vote for like Mickey Mouse
• 1:43:47
  Ron Pascoe: You could draw a picture on it. But the problem is, whoever if
• 1:43:51
  Ron Pascoe: whoever gets the donkey vote like if I drop a donkey vote in it goes to the sitting
• 1:43:56
  Ron Pascoe: sitting government
• 1:43:57
  Brian McFadden: Goes to the pro who's ever already, or it goes to the incumbent
• 1:44:01
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. The incumbent party
• 1:44:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44:04
  Testecleese: How long are you guys allowed to have your Prime Minister in office?
• 1:44:08
  Ron Pascoe: 3 years, but he can stay. If he wins 15 elections he can be there for 45 years.
• 1:44:12
  Testecleese: Okay. So there's no limit on how long he's allowed to be in office.
• 1:44:16
  Ron Pascoe: We vote every 3 years
• 1:44:18
  Testecleese: But let's be real Australians. It hasn't been as bad lately, but for a while. There they were pulling guys out of office like every year. It was crazy with the recall votes. How you getting anything done if you're not getting anyone the chance to do work, you know.
• 1:44:32
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my! The way it works in Australian politics! Someone will say right, I'll run for Prime Minister, but I'll retire after 3 and a half years. You can have 2 years and 3 quarters
• 1:44:43
  Ron Pascoe: if we win that next election, and so, whoever you promise it to the treasurer whatever, if you say? No? Well, I'm going to stay around for the next 3 years. I'll stay next term of Parliament.
• 1:44:53
  Ron Pascoe: Well, that's when you get your undercut and your backstabbing and all that sort of shit, and that's what was going on.
• 1:44:59
  Ron Pascoe: It sounds like you guys have to reorganize how your government works. Then, huh?
• 1:45:02
  Ron Pascoe: Mate. It's going to be a major. We follow the monarchy. We follow the bloody
• 1:45:07
  El Guapo: Uk
• 1:45:08
  Ron Pascoe: The English Constitution
• 1:45:10
  El Guapo: Agricultural.
• 1:45:11
  Testecleese: Hmm! Very interesting, very interesting. I do want to bring something up that's not on the list
• 1:45:15
  Brian McFadden: Alright go for it!
• 1:45:17
  Testecleese: Have you guys ever had
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: artificial vanilla flavoring put in something instead of like vanilla Bean
• 1:45:24
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:45:25
  Ron Pascoe: Not that I'm aware of.
• 1:45:29
  Testecleese: Realize if you're buying the cheap stuff in a bottle. Do you know what that stuff's made out of
• 1:45:34
  El Guapo: -Oh
• 1:45:34
  Testecleese: Betting stuff isn't
• 1:45:36
  El Guapo: The what
• 1:45:37
  Testecleese: Fever, anus.
• 1:45:39
  El Guapo: Oh, hold up! Hold up! Actually beaver anals!
• 1:45:44
  Testecleese: Yes, so not only are you eating beaver? Which? Okay?
• 1:45:47
  El Guapo: Whatever you seem to like that. But you're also eating ass
• 1:45:51
  Testecleese: Like.
• 1:45:53
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they work.
• 1:45:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, I've never done that before. But okay, well, artificial
• 1:46:00
  Testecleese: Licorice flavoring instead of the whatever root it is
• 1:46:04
  Testecleese: That's a skunk's spray gland
• 1:46:08
  El Guapo: Actually tastes
• 1:46:11
  Testecleese: Have you ever had gluten free bread.
• 1:46:14
  El Guapo: No, it's not
• 1:46:16
  El Guapo: What's that?
• 1:46:16
  Testecleese: Use something they call like Ecker or Ucher, or something like that. It's a name they use to like, because they if they write cricket.
• 1:46:23
  Testecleese: People won't eat it.
• 1:46:24
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:46:26
  Testecleese: Just like yellow. 5. They call it yellow, 5 instead of tartrazine, which is a coal byproduct. That's a sludge that they put in beverages like mountain dew.
• 1:46:36
  Testecleese: Red dye 40 is crushed up, carmine beetles
• 1:46:40
  El Guapo: Hmm, stock beetles. See, I think if I had to survive I would eat grasshopper.
• 1:46:50
  El Guapo: I'd probably try ants and
• 1:46:54
  Testecleese: Are you kidding? I'm going out my backyard and shooting a deer
• 1:46:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no. But I said, like, you know, like.
• 1:47:00
  Testecleese: If I'm in the jungle, and like I got nothing like Oh, shit! It's ant grasshopper like whatever
• 1:47:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, but yeah, yeah, but I don't. Yeah.
• 1:47:10
  Testecleese: You will.
• 1:47:11
  Testecleese: We ran, squee, ring.
• 1:47:13
  Ron Pascoe: Have you ever had? Squid rings are all the same size and same roundness
• 1:47:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:47:18
  Testecleese: The call
• 1:47:18
  Ron Pascoe: They reckon they have pig binuses.
• 1:47:21
  Testecleese: Wonderful, wonderful.
• 1:47:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. So we're eating more ass than anyone realized.
• 1:47:26
  El Guapo: Flying out
• 1:47:28
  Testecleese: Toss it a ball.
• 1:47:29
  Testecleese: Dude! Come on! You ever ate the warm out of the tequila bottle.
• 1:47:35
  Testecleese: 1st of all, there's no worm in tequila dude
• 1:47:38
  El Guapo: I got it
• 1:47:39
  Testecleese: Scowl.
• 1:47:39
  El Guapo: Mezcal. Oh, excuse me, shit! You know more than I do
• 1:47:42
  Brian McFadden: He's a Mexican fool, and the answer that would be a Yes.
• 1:47:51
  Testecleese: Bottle of mezcal. You feel like a hard ass eating that worm
• 1:47:56
  El Guapo: This. I don't know if I heard this wonder with the scorpion on it. I don't know if I would try that
• 1:48:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've seen that before.
• 1:48:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:06
  Testecleese: Giving up on doing stuff like that. I'm just. I'm
• 1:48:08
  Brian McFadden: Getting old.
• 1:48:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's not worth it at all. It's like that's gross
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: You know what. Cook me up a crawfish. I'll eat that. Okay.
• 1:48:16
  El Guapo: Oh, craft is related to the cockroach
• 1:48:21
  Testecleese: I believe that. Well, yeah, they're yeah. They're well. They're kids, too, aren't they?
• 1:48:25
  El Guapo: I guess so by the bottom feeders fucking back in the day the friends the person used to give them lobster, and that was considered bottom feeders, you know.
• 1:48:33
  Testecleese: Well, they are bottom theaters, and
• 1:48:34
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:48:35
  Testecleese: Because well, Massachusetts used to feed prisoners lobsters
• 1:48:40
  Testecleese: law, finally saying, you can't feed them lobster more than once a week, because we won't eat this garbage. And now look at what a fucking Maine lobster Massachusetts lobster cost
• 1:48:49
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 1:48:50
  Testecleese: There you go, Ron. Have you ever had a Maine lobster
• 1:48:55
  Ron Pascoe: Mate. I haven't. But we off Western Australia. Here we get. That's where we go to our big rock lobsters
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, rock lobsters are different critters. They are
• 1:49:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 1:49:04
  Testecleese: Not nearly as big.
• 1:49:06
  Testecleese: I've never had a rock lobster. They look tasty, though
• 1:49:09
  El Guapo: Hey! You ever guys seen the coconut coconut crab
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, we don't
• 1:49:15
  Testecleese: talked about them before. Where there's a picture of one in Guam reaching into a full size trash. Can
• 1:49:20
  El Guapo: No, the coconut crushed coconuts and stuff, I wonder? Do they even taste like? Do they taste like crabs?
• 1:49:26
  El Guapo: I don't know, because only people that live in Guam are allowed to eat them. They're protected.
• 1:49:30
  El Guapo: Goddamn I want. Well, if they're eatable, probably it tastes good
• 1:49:35
  Testecleese: Well, they're enormous!
• 1:49:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, you
• 1:49:37
  Testecleese: Got this thing climbing into a full size. 55 gallon trash can
• 1:49:42
  Testecleese: own food out yet. Holy crap!
• 1:49:45
  El Guapo: Holy crap, correct.
• 1:49:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, it crushes coconuts. And yeah, that's why I called due to your tibia
• 1:49:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:49:54
  El Guapo: no, but I'm saying like, you see the casaway with the Tom hacks trying to eat crabs. Open one up. It's all like gooey and stuff, but when he cook it
• 1:50:05
  El Guapo: it's like nice, you know, meat stuff like that
• 1:50:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:50:08
  El Guapo: I wonder? That would be the same with the coconut crab
• 1:50:11
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 1:50:12
  Testecleese: That's got to be on the top end of how big something with an exoskeleton can get before it just collapses on itself. You know.
• 1:50:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:50:19
  Brian McFadden: I think that's our shit.
• 1:50:21
  Testecleese: Think you're right, Brian
• 1:50:22
  El Guapo: Goodbye!
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: One off.
• 1:50:24
  El Guapo: Critters.
• 1:50:27
  Testecleese: All right. Well, folks, this was a
• 1:50:29
  Testecleese: that is quiet. This is 2, 76,
• 1:50:32
  El Guapo: There we go!
• 1:50:33
  Testecleese: Yep, and then
• 1:50:34
  El Guapo: Why I get
• 1:50:36
  Brian McFadden: Better.
• 1:50:37
  Testecleese: We have come to the end. Oh, I picked oh, that's the right one. I thought I picked the wrong music.
• 1:50:42
  Testecleese: Well, folks, that's our show.
• 1:50:45
  Testecleese: feel free to contact us. Come on the show, even donate 5 bucks here or there, so we can pay for this goddamn thing and not reach into our pockets every year
• 1:50:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, Ron's still waiting for you to chug the order, and he was gonna donate bud light
• 1:51:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe we'll see.
• 1:51:04
  Brian McFadden: Does it have to be a Dylan? Mulvaney can
• 1:51:07
  El Guapo: I don't think they made this. They only made like 6 pack
• 1:51:11
  Testecleese: If it's a Dylan, Mulvaney can. Does that mean? I have to get a hose and a funnel? And
• 1:51:16
  Testecleese: he stirred the beer
• 1:51:18
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:51:20
  Testecleese: Whatever way it goes down. Brother.
• 1:51:24
  Brian McFadden: I'm pulling the plug on this shit