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Spotted: Captain Underpants (The Valley Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Damna Judge.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: I missed you so much?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I want to hear about that.
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  Speaker 2: She apparently wasn't ready for Hi. Welcome to another episode
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  Speaker 2: of Two Teas in a Pod.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, what's that all about?
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  Speaker 2: It?
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  Speaker 1: Because I always say her name?
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  Speaker 3: But I love her.
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  Speaker 1: I love her too, I mean I think I might
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  Speaker 1: see her. I'm going to New York on Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: Rude, I'm going to be at Wango Tango.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really bombed. This is the last minute trip to
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  Speaker 1: New York and I really wanted to go to Wango Tango.
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  Speaker 1: But but how are you feeling?
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  Speaker 3: Everything good?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm happy to be done filming likes. That's
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  Speaker 1: my exciting news. And I am, of course, every time
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  Speaker 1: I fly, I get six, I'm starting to have a
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  Speaker 1: sore throat and I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, come on, I'm just I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't have to film and now I'm going to feel
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  Speaker 1: like shit for a little bit. So I don't whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is what it is, But yeah, very excited to
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  Speaker 1: be done. It was probably one of I know you
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  Speaker 1: missed the entire time I was filming this season.
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  Speaker 3: I know we haven't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually kind of excited because we didn't get to chat.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I'm not going to tell you anything that happened,
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  Speaker 1: but I want you to be totally surprised. Roughest year
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  Speaker 1: ever for me.
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  Speaker 2: But also I think it's going to be fun. I'm excited.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's going to be so fun.
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  Speaker 3: My only question is, do you think you're going to
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  Speaker 3: get the first seat?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You never know until you walk out
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  Speaker 1: on that stage. Never never, never know.
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  Speaker 2: I do, but I don't know who's going to get
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  Speaker 2: the other first seat, and I know you can't tell me.
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  Speaker 2: But anyways, we've got to recap the Valley Season two,
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  Speaker 2: episode four.
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  Speaker 1: This is a struggle for me. I'm not gonna lie
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: because of the fact that I have jet lag, and
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  Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm trying to stay awake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got up at.
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  Speaker 1: Three o'clock today, three in the morning because me too.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not even jet lag.
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  Speaker 1: But the hell well, I mean it's not uncommon we
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  Speaker 1: you and I are early risers.
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  Speaker 3: But three was just titch to early.
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  Speaker 1: Anything before four point thirty. I don't want to get
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  Speaker 1: out of bed, even if I'm awake. I just lay there.
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  Speaker 2: But today I'm like, Nope, up yet, Adam. Well, this
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  Speaker 2: starts with the trip as well. The group prepares to
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  Speaker 2: leave for their Santa Barbara trip. Aaron asked Michelle if
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  Speaker 2: she's having second thoughts about going.
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  Speaker 1: It's a step up from Big Bear and now where
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  Speaker 1: they went last year, well.
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  Speaker 2: Where they stayed. I mean, this place looked amazing. I
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  Speaker 2: would want to go there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it did look amazing like last year. Big Beer's
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  Speaker 1: a pretty sleepy town. That's why I like going there
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  Speaker 1: to escape. But I'm like, I don't know that I
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  Speaker 1: want to film the whole trip there. But yeah, Santa Barbara.
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a problem with Zach.
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  Speaker 2: Hold On, we're not even to Zach yet, because Michelle
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  Speaker 2: then asking, I know, but Michelle asks it says anything
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  Speaker 2: could happen with Jesse.
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  Speaker 3: I wish Michelle would talk about something others.
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  Speaker 1: Other than Jessie.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even get to know, Aaron.
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  Speaker 1: I have a question, Yeah, you pick me. I saw
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  Speaker 1: that you were talking with Jesse's girlfriend at that Red
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  Speaker 1: carpet event.
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  Speaker 3: I was, And you want to know what you were
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  Speaker 3: wrong about?
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  Speaker 1: What I like her?
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  Speaker 2: I know, but you were wrong about who you thought
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  Speaker 2: she potentially had a make out with.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I never asked who wasn't you can't.
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  Speaker 3: Say, I can't say who it is, but it was
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  Speaker 3: not who you thought.
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  Speaker 1: Well shocker that I was wrong. Shocker, complete shock.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, they were at the same cancer event. And
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  Speaker 2: she's always been super nice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think she just doesn't want to have any thing
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  Speaker 2: to do with reality television.
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  Speaker 1: She had a lot of nice words to say about you.
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  Speaker 1: I was dming with her, very very kind person.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nice. But then get into your Zach thing. I'm
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  Speaker 2: picking you again.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, pick me. I mean when I don't know, I
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  Speaker 1: just feel like anytime Zach opens his mouth just I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it's just something out hit me. Just kind
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  Speaker 1: of bothers me.
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  Speaker 2: Know why, because everything he says feels like an audition.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he's always like trying you're on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Don't try so hard, like just let it let it flow,
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  Speaker 1: let it.
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  Speaker 2: Kids say clipping such a try hard.
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  Speaker 3: It's too me.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's too much, Zach. Just calm your tits. Just
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  Speaker 1: calm him.
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  Speaker 3: Down, your to pay and just relax a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I need to know if that is truly a two
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  Speaker 1: pay because they obviously talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: But if I ever see him, I'm gonna go up
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  Speaker 2: and be like, I'll let you touch mine if you
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  Speaker 2: I can.
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  Speaker 1: Touch you, or don't do that, because remember Kim Zolesiak
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  Speaker 1: years ago was sitting in front of me and I
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  Speaker 1: was like trying to act like I was grabbing her
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  Speaker 1: wig to pull it off.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where where was she sitting in front
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  Speaker 3: of you?
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  Speaker 1: What happens live? Something I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, that on live television might have been a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of broth. But if I'm just I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I'm gonna be on live television with Zach anytime soon.
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  Speaker 1: But if they're on live television, you're been telling your
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  Speaker 1: husband that you're ovulating. It's time to get it in.
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  Speaker 1: Get it in. Like Nina, I was gonna call her
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  Speaker 1: Nina Nia and Danny, I mean she wants another baby.
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna be like Hilaria, she's got three already. They
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  Speaker 1: have twins and then like little twins, and then one
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  Speaker 1: is a little bit older, and now she's pregnant. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she's had the baby yet. She's just
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  Speaker 1: she's pregnant, like she got pregnant after krist and I believe.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, there's a lot of pregnancy.
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  Speaker 1: They're very normal couple on that show.
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  Speaker 3: No they're not. It's gonna take a big turn.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, no, I get into this group.
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  Speaker 2: Danny's gonna be because Danny. So this is all very bizarre.
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  Speaker 2: But Danny met Jack's through Edwin.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, say that again. Danny met Jacks. What
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  Speaker 1: the is Edwin hanging out with Jacksonville.
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  Speaker 3: This was a long time ago, but.
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  Speaker 2: Edwin, Edwin knew Danny because they went to church together
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  Speaker 2: and Danny I was gonna say, Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't go to church with Edwin, right, No, but Brittany.
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  Speaker 3: Goes to that same church.
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  Speaker 2: I think, so AnyWho Edwin invites a bunch of guys
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  Speaker 2: always to the Rams games. Oh and so I think
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  Speaker 2: one time he had invited Danny and Jack's at the
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  Speaker 2: same time, or.
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  Speaker 3: Jack's maybe Jack's was just there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they were on an invite basis,
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  Speaker 2: but they were all in the same area.
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  Speaker 3: They became friends.
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  Speaker 2: This was a couple of years ago, and then that's
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  Speaker 2: how Danny and Jax became.
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  Speaker 1: Danny seems very normal, they're really me is just absolutely
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  Speaker 1: stendally beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think we're going to see a complete
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  Speaker 2: different side.
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  Speaker 1: Is he a dirty bird?
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  Speaker 3: No? I think Danny is the worst drunk than us.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's possible.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's possible.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's right up there with me, you and
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: Kyle from Summerhouse.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because we already saw that he's done some
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  Speaker 2: inappropriate things while drinking. That tops us, and I think
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: it's gonna get a little bit worse as we go on.
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  Speaker 2: But any who, she's ovulating. But then when we find
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  Speaker 2: out that he's leaving it.
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  Speaker 1: Those words I never have to say about myself ever. Again,
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  Speaker 1: let's I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a side effect from treatment.
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  Speaker 2: From treatment, My tits are humongous, like they can have
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  Speaker 2: their own zip code. They're falling out of the bra
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, it was to the point where I was like, please,
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  Speaker 2: am I ovulating? But that keeps happening. The boobs are
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  Speaker 2: gy norms.
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  Speaker 3: You can't tell off.
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  Speaker 1: This is off scut off topic. But has that affected
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  Speaker 1: your cycles and stuff? Being on all that I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had a I haven't had a cycle. Well
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  Speaker 1: then then that did it obviously affects it?
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  Speaker 2: Then yeah, I have not had And I don't mind
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  Speaker 2: if this is on there, but I haven't had I've
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  Speaker 2: had I mean, sorry guys for tm I, but if
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  Speaker 2: you are also going through immune therapy and radiation, like
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  Speaker 2: I've had one day where I like spotted, I've had
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  Speaker 2: that a couple of times, but like I haven't had
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  Speaker 2: a full.
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  Speaker 1: P Oh, it's probably from your immunotherapy. Probably the medications, yes,
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: oh ye, and you're on a lot of medications. So
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: I went to my finally got into my skin check.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't see my normal doctor because I went in
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  Speaker 1: because that spot. Maybe I should that spot in my back.
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  Speaker 1: They removed it and buy it. They're gonna buy ups yet,
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  Speaker 1: but she let's do a full skin check. And then
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  Speaker 1: so I saw her associate and she's like, how's teddy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know who she knew who I was, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, And I go, oh, yeah, she's good, and
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  Speaker 1: she goes, I'm going to tell you something. There's immunotherapy
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  Speaker 1: is doing wonders. It is amazing, I said, I know,
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  Speaker 1: it's you know, And I said she you know, she
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  Speaker 1: had a win and there's tumors of shrinking and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's good stuff. And so that just
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  Speaker 1: made my heart, she said. But she also told me,
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  Speaker 1: she said, they are so busy with full body skin
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  Speaker 1: checks because of you, Teddy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's thank you for telling me.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you're doing good work out there, just being open
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  Speaker 1: and honest. And when I see that comment, why are
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: you talking about it? You know, stop get off a
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  Speaker 1: social media I'm like, I can't hold back from saying
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  Speaker 1: she's helping other people, asshole.
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  Speaker 3: And also I like, if I.
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  Speaker 2: Would have gotten my skin checked, and if I would
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: have done proper checks, I wouldn't be in this situation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like the.
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  Speaker 3: Or maybe I would have been, but I would have
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  Speaker 3: caught it earlier.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: She's a lot of people that have had melanoma are
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  Speaker 1: coming back in Like for me, I'm like, can you
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  Speaker 1: make sure you check that spot? Make sure you know?
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  Speaker 1: And I had removed and she's like, no sign of it.
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  Speaker 1: But I did have three biopses, but I don't think
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  Speaker 1: there's anything, you know, no big deal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, thank you for saying, I mean, and this
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  Speaker 2: is melanoma Awareness month, so it's very important that we
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  Speaker 2: talk about it. And I'm excited that I am feeling
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  Speaker 2: good today. Yesterday was not a good day. But you know, sorry,
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: we got sidetracked because we have to do it. Let's
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: do an ask ask us questions pod.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's do that. Well, We're going to be
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: together on Friday, which I'm really excited about.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. We can't even tell you, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Like Friday, but I'm really excited.
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  Speaker 1: We got to make some tiktoks. We're going to do
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: all the things that day.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to do so many things and then we're
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: going to buy the end be.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh we done yet? No, I miss you.
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  Speaker 3: I miss you too. So they're on the road.
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  Speaker 2: Zach says his partner is going to move to so
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  Speaker 2: Cow for two months.
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  Speaker 3: This is there's a lot of Zach this episode. Benji Benji, Benji.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Flat Benji, Like Matt Stanley when he's carrying him around.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, stop it, make it stop, make it stop, making.
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  Speaker 3: Stop not funny.
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  Speaker 2: Then Jack's is rage texting Brittany during his fifteen minute
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  Speaker 2: breaks in therapy. Hold on, I want to know what
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: rehab you can go to and have your phone, because
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  Speaker 2: I've even been to a wellness retreat to rehab.
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  Speaker 3: No, I did not go to rehab.
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  Speaker 1: But when I was in the hospital, No, we took
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  Speaker 1: your phone away from you, especially Matt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but when I was in at a wellness retreat once,
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  Speaker 3: they took my phone away.
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  Speaker 2: So the fact that where the hell is he that
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: he can get fifteen minute breaks to rage text?
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Was he there the full time?
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  Speaker 3: I think he was there at that full time.
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: But then Jesse says Michelle hasn't even looked at him,
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  Speaker 2: And then in the confessional, Michelle says she plans on
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  Speaker 2: avoiding Jesse on this trip. I'm like you to please
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: start talking about anybody else. I'll do anything to not
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  Speaker 2: have you talk about each other, or just get back
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  Speaker 2: together and let's fight.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Michelle knows how to suck the air out of
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  Speaker 1: every scene she's in. It's always like, oh, and and
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: and and I think she's Ai.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: I've i've you think she's actually an Ai.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: She's actually an AI? She just no what Well?
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: I just wish she could sometimes laugh at her alone,
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: very m M.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Stoetic. Is that the word just stoic? Stoic? That's it?
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: What's so betatic? Nothing?
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: That's nothing. That's just a word I made up. It's
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: in the blonde. We should make a blonde dictionary.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: So I have to wait. But I'm not actually blonde.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: We can tell by my little roots. Now that's all right.
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  Speaker 2: But I love that I touched my wig as if
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: this the these my ombree.
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  Speaker 1: You get good with the wig situation.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: Thanks, I got better the wig fairy she's sitch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But also I was very confused as they're heading to go,
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad we cleared it up. But they're all like
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: binge drinking, and then they're like, we're gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Go drive cars.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I was like, what the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 1: And why what's with all the outfits? So they're in
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  Speaker 1: Santa Barbara. The group's changed into all their race car outfits,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, wait, they're drinking and now they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get in cars and go on. Like I thought, it
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  Speaker 1: was a very dumb event.
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  Speaker 2: I'm but then we get there and then it became
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  Speaker 2: even dumber because then it was they were doing little.
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  Speaker 1: They're like doing sprint car racing like electric like little
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: remote control cards, and I'm like, seriously, we're doing this
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  Speaker 1: right now. And they're all dressed like Mario and.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and then Jesse's passing out white flags. Meanwhile the
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: entire group is like red flags. I'm like, yes, we
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: need what's happening here?
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I mean the irony of Jesse handing out a white
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  Speaker 1: flag in itself right there. But I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: He's not bugging me yet.
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  Speaker 1: The Stan is also ovulating this weekend. We have a
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: lot of ovulation going on in that house and h
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: and Janet's saying, I've never been to NASCAR race. I'm
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: white trash, but I'm not that white trash. I take
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: great offense to that, Janet, because I go to NASCAR.
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  Speaker 2: Nascar is the first most expensive sport there is.
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  Speaker 1: It is. Yes, Yes, Eddie and I go to all.
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  Speaker 1: We go to the funny cars, we go to NASCAR.
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  Speaker 1: We do it all.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Then there's headlines starting to come out about Jack's checking
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: into treatment, and Britney says to the group, She's like, hey, guys,
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: please make sure that you don't tell Jacks because he's
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: already raged checks me and clearly when he's raged chexting her.
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  Speaker 3: You can see that she's texting back.
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  Speaker 2: She's not.
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  Speaker 1: She engages in this and then complains about him. Brittany
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  Speaker 1: block Jack's number until he checks out a treatment like
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: she feeds into his bullshit. It doesn't help the situations.
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  Speaker 3: It's because it's a toxic relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Well get out of it.
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  Speaker 2: But then she says, please please, no one tell them,
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  Speaker 2: and then Jesse's like, who, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: Wanted to keep him posted on our trip?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: And between Jesse's still inviting Michelle on this trip and
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: then texting Jax to let him know he's real excited
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  Speaker 2: about this trip.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, I I have to ask you a very serious question. Yes,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: what do you think about Jesse's very small nipples.
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  Speaker 3: I don't mind small nipples.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: I'd rather that than the big big that than the
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: big puffy ones, the puffy ones, the big.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Puffy like the guys that take steroids. It's a dead giveaway,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: and then they get pimples on their back. Yes, and
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: the roids Royd nipples.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: I don't mind.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I don't mind small little nipples. I do mind shirts
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: being unbuttoned. That load, Jesse, when you're listening, you could
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: have just gone up one.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Moe was it Jesse that sometime during this episode took
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: his pants off and he had on baggy gray butt huggers.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Full butt undies like like but they were baggy. They
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: were like my nursing or like my post pregnancy.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe Matt and Kayden enjoyed it, but I
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: did not enjoy it at all, like Gray, like who
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: wears gray? Baggy?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Also, you know, Jesse, here's the thing, like how I
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: just speak directly to Jesse because I know he listens.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Jesse.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: The problem with Gray is it picks up everything so
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: like you know, sometimes you pee and then you probably
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: shake your Maybe he's one of those white pops.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You're going there and then it's gonna.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Leave that little circle.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Oh god, no, no, no, no, wonder Michelle left.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Just kidding, just kidding, No, But I wonder if those
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: underwear are trending?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Are they? I would know I haven't seen eddiewhere in
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: but huggers, and I know maybe you can ltk them?
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: He elt Jesse should ltk them?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: No, you should?
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Oh you know, I'm not.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Gonna put I would I beg you to put a
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: picture of him in his underwear and then put a
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: link and then tag him in it. Please do it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: They were just sagging a little bit in the in
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: the but in the booty, the booty.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Maybe they're old.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: You need new underwear, Jesse, You get fresh, new outfits
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: for everything. But AnyWho, then Brittany and it like starts
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: to get a little bit more dicey as they start
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: this competition race, Jesse gets back into just talking about
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Michelle spreading rumors about his friend. And then apparently Jesse's
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: friend is also threatening Michelle with a lawsuit.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: With Jesse's friend is threatening Michelle with a lawsuit? Do
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: we know why?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Oh? The friend, I know the friend, that friend, the friend,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: the bay Watch friend, not the bay Watch friend, but
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: the bay Watch friend of a friend.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: The bay much Yeah, yeah, I get what you're selling.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get what I'm putting out there, Jesse.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Did Jesse know that Michelle was cheating for two years
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: or and he didn't care?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Or oh remember what you're doing it? Kristen told him
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: he last year, Kristin.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Cheating on you for over a year. We don't know.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: If it's true or not. She claims it's not.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: However, her daughter says, I love you to her boyfriend.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: So just Michelle never showing any emotion is just so
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: bizarre to me. It's like, hello, do you have a
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: pulse in there is something going on? Do we need
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: to change your batteries?
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Every time I watch her, I'm like, I need I
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: miss botox so much I really now. Look, I have
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: full movement everywhere. It's disaster. I mean, if there were
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: bigger things. Then Jesse defends his friend by saying Michelle
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have been cheating on him, and then Janet responds
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: that if she were married to Jesse, she would be
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: cheating on him too. Listen, I'm really trying to give
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Janet a chance this season, but nothing she says or
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: does really lands to me.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I know why.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: It's like she's trying to get a moment. It feels
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: like somebody playing dress up on TV.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: WHOA, There's just something that's missing. I can't put my
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: finger on it. Sometimes I'm like okay, Janet, Yeah, okay,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: and then I'm like, no, Janet.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: No, I find myself going where's Stacy. I know I
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: want Stacy so bad.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: She's gonna have her own show. She's gonna have her
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: own show.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: But oh she is? Yeah, isn't she one? Pumps Villas
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Right now.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's gonna be a whole Vander pump Villa crossover
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: between the Mormon Wives and.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Stacy. It's gonna be I mean, I'm excited to watch
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: that show.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: But epic.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: It sounds really good, then iconic. Please you know how
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I feel.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: At Santa Barbara, they're back at the house, Zach and
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Janet talk about their friendship.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: We can just fast for this party.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Wanh wanh.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Production told you, guys, make up and shut up about it,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: because if not, Zach you have you can't go on
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: the next trip.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: And Zach, if you go on the next trip, I'm
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: asking you, I'm begging and I'm pleading with you, don't
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: ever cry again.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I take a break from crying. Let somebody else cry.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I couldn't take him serious in those tears. Do you
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: think he was being sincere?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Yes? I think he's very emotional, But I don't think
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: he's emotional about his friendship with Janet.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I think he's emotional about Janet. She's such a Janet God.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Zach's populady, maybe that's why he's trying so much.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: But I think he's emotional because he really wants to
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: be on that show. And that's where everything stemstorms, which
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: really bugs me. But then don't you worry they bring
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: in a healer.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that healer really worked.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: That healer.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I mean the fact that Britain spiritual Guide sorry spiritual
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Guide ceremony.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't even stop laughing.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Before this, Kristen is and this part I fully felt
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Kristen's crying. Know who really came up this episode, even
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: though I can't remember his name, Kristen's boyfriend, Luke Luke Luke.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: He was really like because he let it. He was
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: leading everything and now right now we will be having
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: this and then after that we'll have dinner at two
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: o'clock and at three o'clock.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was just he may have been the only
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: one not hammered, but he he narrated this episode for us.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: So we appreciate you, Luke.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: We need a narration because it's hard to follow without, so,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: oh thank you, Luke.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Gotta have some information what so one of my girlfriends
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: text me and said, oh my god, I'm watching The
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Valley and that Michelle girl that that's dating Aaron. He
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: was hitting on me. He wouldn't leave. Yeah, no, Aaron
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the nice guy. Supposedly he's creepy. She needs to go
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: and I go, well, so should.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: His eyes make me a little nervous?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Oh? I never noticed?
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Serial killer?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Allegedly?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know why people don't like us, Teddy, I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: really don't. So I don't know or do they like
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you right now? They just don't like me.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: No, they're not gonna like me for long, I'm sure.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: So what we do find out is they're you know,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: they're all on this spiritual guide. I do feel for
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Kristen in this moment because she's emotional. I would be too,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: and I remember going through you know, IVF and not
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: having things go the way that I want, and I
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: can I you put your so much pressure on yourself
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: and then filming on top of it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I'm sure she's devastated, But.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: We're happy now because she is finally pregnant and she
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: deserves all the things and shouldn't. She's pretty close to.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: A do date, right I think so? I think so.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: But then Jason offers support to Jack's in the circle.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: This is after a lot of additional things happened that
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: involves oh, Zach, But I'm able to we're at.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: The gratitude circle, the gratitude circle.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: So at the gratitude circle, what about how Jesse refuses
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: to participate in the gratitude circle?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Come on, Jesse, don't be a little bit.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: And then why did you have to pick Michelle when
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: you had the ball thing? Which the ball thing?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Just I know these two can't leave each other alone.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: It's like I asked the Lauris this last week, do
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: you think there's still low No, I think.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: They freaking hate each other and they're like, and we're
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: not only we're getting divorced, we're stuck in this damn
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: show together.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: But we both have to do the show because we
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: both want the money and the fame. Hello, exactly should
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: we touch on the fact that Zach did say the
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: comment about Janet losing her baby off camera and Britney told.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Her, oh, and then he cried again, right again. He's like,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: way to have my back, bitch, But.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Like, I didn't realize that was off camera because they've
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: talked about it so much.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: But Janet tells him, you know, in.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: The conversation, Brittany told me about this, But well, it
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: just goes to show that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Brittany will do anything for television.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Well that too, but I think Brittany's like, Okay, I
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: don't know about this guy hair.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: But then he said he was blacked out, and then
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I and then the Brittany also said that he almost
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: had to get escorted out of Jackx's I mean, what
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: do you have to do to almost get escorted out
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: of jacket?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: He almost or he did?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know because we don't have it on camera.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Damn it.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Why did they have to leave? Really? That means it
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: was like post filming film.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Like the film, that's when the drinks really start going
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: heavy and then this shit really goes down.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure Janet's known that the whole time, and
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: so just like let it go. He didn't say it
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: on camera, he didn't say it publicly. He was a
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: hot mess obviously, just bitch like Zach, the fact that
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I have your side on something, Do I think what
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: you said is okay?
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: But hammered at the end of the night off camera
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: is completely different than saying it on camera.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we saw Jesse get emotional too. He's in
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: the circle talking about his toxic situation. Then he passes
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: the bottomshell like you said, and She's.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Like, huh what, No, she doesn't know what she's supposed
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: She doesn't what's supposed to do. And then Jesse starts crying.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: He starts crying, and he gets up and leaves. Then
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: we see the indies. But then Jan now.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Where we saw the undies. I couldn't that. I tried
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: to sell and I tried to black out when I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: saw that you tried to. I tried to black out.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: You tried to I think.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: That's where I fell asleep in my chair. I'm like, oh,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: call what am I watching?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But in the midst of this, I'm like, hold on,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I have a question. Also, Jason brought up the jacksing,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: But then is he also the one that goes and
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: checks on Jesse. He's doing a lot with keeping the
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: friend group together?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: He is? He is, He's not really. He doesn't talk
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: a whole lot on this show.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think he talks a whole lot in general.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: But he's getting shit done. He's moving storyline, which is
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: that's what people forget.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: We need that, we need someone to move storyline.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: We need He's trying to move storyline. And then there's
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Jesse that tells him get the cameras out of here.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: But I know, Jesse, you broke the fourth wall there.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. Breaking the fourth wall for.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Anybody listening is when you speak directly to production when
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: you're supposed to be talking to the person that you're
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: talking with, And that is very Foreboden for Bolden for
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Bolden more serious version of forbidden.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I think bidden. I mean, the thing that bugged me
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: is like, is there any good moments with Michelle and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Jesse ever?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen one.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: But also, is there any moments where Jack's even in
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: rehab and his recap he has on his Jack's Grill show?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: You know he's I mean, because Jack's hat, his sweatshirt, everything,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and I guarantee you he's got it on right now.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: But why didn't he send us one? Because I would
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: have worn it. I don't somebody sent me this shirt
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: too much, probably didn't like us, But no, shit shocker.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Is he his bar still open?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yes? Now, when he said like he was ragy texting
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: and he said something like, you took this away from me,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you took my job away from me. Is he talking
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: about the job of filming?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's talking about the show the show.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: That's why I like, you took my job away from me,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and and so it's her fault is And I think
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: he thinks it's her fault maybe because she threw out
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: the cocaine.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I think yeah, because I think from whatever two episodes ago,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: when the whole cocaine thing came up, I think.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: She already going to rehab anyways before she even Yeah,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: but I.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Think he couldn't leave.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I think if it was just their fight, I think
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: he would have left rehab. But once the cocaine addiction
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: came into it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Do you I think you went to I'm trying to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: figure out why he thinks she took his job away.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Do you think Brittany went to producers and said or
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: production company and said he is lit on cocaine all
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the time, and they're like, listen, go to rehab, fix yourself, buddy.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: No. I don't think they told him he had to.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: But I think if you have two eyes, you probably know.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: When he was on cocaine.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I would assume he is so frustrated because
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: she's filming and he's not well.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: It's so frustrating to me when somebody has a problem
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: or they did something to create a situation that they
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: blame the other person. Blame the other person, like why
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: didn't he go? You know what, maybe if I didn't
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: do cocaine and he was drinking and being an asshole,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be in rehab and then you're blaming on
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: somebody else. So I'm just going to put it out there.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I don't think rehabit is going to work for him
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: because he doesn't take any responsibility whatsoever.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I think there are also those two need to
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: stop talking full stop for a bit. Also, did you
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: see this on the world Wide Web where somebody posted
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: like that she looked beautiful or something like that, and
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: then he DMed them, No, she doesn't actually look like this.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: It's photoshopped.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: What a asshole?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, just let her be God? Why do and
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: what did he get out of that?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Like? And then Zach commented like it's you know, stay
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: out of it, like it's he commented something having Britney's back,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: But like, honestly, Jack's just what do you care? You've
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: cheated on allegedly cheated on her a million times? What
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: do you care if she sent a couple nudes to somebody,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: And what do you care if she photoshops some pictures
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: to make herself feel a little better.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, what God doesn't put a little filter on
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: her face.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I mean if we don't think that we've added some filter.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: If we had the Kardashian filter for our podcast cams,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I'd use it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: We would be beautiful.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: We would be completely.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Our skin afore, we would not have anything. I wouldn't
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: have this hair that's all burnt off. Would just be amazing,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you know what.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Things would really be grand. But anyways, we will be
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: back later this week. We have special guests and we'll
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: be potting together in person, which is always exciting for us.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: But can't wait.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys for tuning in, and we're going to
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: be watching all the shows and we're going to be
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: covering Mormon Wives, Secret lives of Mormon Wives.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I'm almost through the first season, so good.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to you better get through that for
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: so good. We can recap season two and be unplaying
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: episode six.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch the rest tonight.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: You're gonna love it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: And I love the metamorphos thing they do between season
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: one and season two.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: They all have darker hair because darker hair is more
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: in style now.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you see this?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: You're rooted.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I'm rooted, can't.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: That doesn't actually work for me in real life, but
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: it works for me on wigs. But thanks you guys,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: thanks for tuning in, and we'll be back later this
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: week
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Mhm