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National Rum Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.17.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is this more of the, you
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  know, room sound? Is this more appropriate? Mm
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  -hmm. Am I not yelling as much? Mm. Mm. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.
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  All kids out. begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive.
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  And those are his good qualities. A sick person
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  with a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One,
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  two, three, go. Welcome to Door is closing. Hi,
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  this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. No, no, no, no. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  going to start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right.
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  The semen was so big. Now there's something completely
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  different. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
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  cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy.
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  Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Oh, yeah. Hi. Oh, man. I look at this list here
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  of all the topics you have to talk about today.
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  And look at how sunny it is for once in Florida.
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  It's 11 .20 a .m. I need to go to the coffee
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  house, get a hot ass wine, take her home, go
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  to my pool. But no, I'm here. Only a few days
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  a week. I'm here though, rocking you like a hurricane.
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  That's what I do. You didn't believe it. It's
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  already Saturday. Even though if you're listening
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  in Fresno on Monday, it's Monday morning, so
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  it's probably confusing. Oh, whatever! You're
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  alive! You could be listening to this in 2187,
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  and I've been dead for 100 years. Mm -hmm. Hi,
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  this is, what, 2026 on the line. Bunch of people
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  not appreciating being alive. And a business
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  of radio that self -sabotages itself. Why can
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  I say that? Because I've self -sabotaged my whole
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  life. Mm -hmm. You know what I'm curious about?
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  Why do they call when something's boring, something's
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  vanilla? I don't know about you, but the sensation
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  that, you know, goes on my tongue when I have
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  vanilla ice cream. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, it's pretty
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  good. I get pretty happy. I'm not like, oh, it's
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  so vanilla. Mm -hmm. I don't know. I was laying
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  in bed last night. By the way, that's not how
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  to have two trillies. It's the early 30s when
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  you have a stomachache from drinking at like
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  one in the morning. And you're just laying in
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  your bed like, ah, I'm getting sober. And I don't
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  feel good. Mm -hmm. Oh, goody. Oh, goody gumdrops.
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  Oh, it's so exciting to think about getting old.
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  Man, I don't even know where to begin. We got
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  Killing the Claw, we got Luigi, we got Callie
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  Ripa, we got, all right, let's just go through
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  a few of these Instagram clips. Actually, I'm
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  so indecisive, we'll do this. Today on TMZ, okay.
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  There is a Trump -ish connection. There's always
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  a connection to Trump. He's a pretty famous guy.
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  We all know who he is. I don't think there's
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  ever been somebody else that lived under a rock.
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  And even under the rock, they were watching The
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  Apprentice. Everyone knows who Trump is. To the
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  new owner of the Lakers. Oh, yeah. The Lakers
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  are being owned by the guy that ruined Disney.
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  Yippee -ki -yay. The Lakers have sold for $12
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  .5 billion to Bob Iger and Josh Kushner. Oh,
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  yeah. Josh just looks like a douchebag. Why?
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  Because he probably is. He was the younger brother
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  of Donald Trump's son -in -law, Jared Kushner.
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  Oh, yeah. Yeah, they were on train. The girls
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  just going wild. Where's the Kushners? Where's
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  Seth? I don't understand $12 billion because
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  they didn't do well. Make the Lakers great again.
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  AOC is on the market and clavicular is shooting.
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  Oh yeah, she is so freaking hot. I love when
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  stupid MAGA is like, saying stupid MAGA is like
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  saying saltine cracker. Like you expect the word
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  stupid in front of MAGA. But they're always like,
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  oh, my God, she's not that. No, no, no. If you
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  had AOC on your freaking lap, you're going to
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  work, dude. I'll marry her. I can fix her. I
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  can fix her. These are two polar opposite people.
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  That would be amazing if she banged on a clavicular.
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  Where's Strava? The saying, opposites attract.
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  They're both good looking, and she's leading
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  the pack in the day. Oh, yeah. Democrat party
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  for a president. I would love to see AOC as president
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  and Clavicular as first man of the United States.
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  Oh, my God. Wow. That's so funny. The goth baddie
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  from the Drake speed dating stream, he said,
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  Oh, my God. This freaking girl. I would plow
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  her. I would just absolutely not even. Buy you
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  anything in the world. Did you buy my mom a house?
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  Oh, yeah. I'd love to. We spoke with her. God,
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  is she freaking hot. She's like, Mom, I might
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  have to give a few mouth hugs, but you're getting
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  a house. And he is going to buy her mom a house.
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  You literally said, just send me the listing.
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  You have to put out, though, for the house. Oh,
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  yeah. Oh, yeah. She's going to have to really
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  put up. Justin Trudeau is in Italy holding Katy
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  Perry's purse. To be fair, this was at the airport.
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  If there's one place where you do carry a bag,
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  it's the airport. All right, it's worth a little
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  improvisation a second. Leave the improv to me.
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  That's why I'm here two days a week. I'm so talented.
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  RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will be right back.
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  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
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  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
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  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
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  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
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  touching, kissing, even fisting. Yeah, and we'll
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  call it a day. The semen was so big. It's not
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  lacking any meat. And that's what real women
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  need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went and
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  got a job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever the
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  case might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever.
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  Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
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  getting railed. But as a reminder, if you don't
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  feel like listening to this next song, you can
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  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
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  pride in his selection. So stick around, folks.
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  where we press no. Copy hour will be right back.
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  Oh, yes, it is, you know. The thing that isn't
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  known is the weekend. Oh, she's listening on
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  Monday. It's confusing. It's Everyday My Weekend
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  by T .J. Young. Every day my weekend, every day
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  my weekend, we gon' ball, we gon' ball today.
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  They my weekend, hoes, I be freaking You blame
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  it, make it rain, but drop, leave your leak,
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  okay Nigga, I'm just light -skinned, I ain't
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  Puerto Rican Michael Jackson, peace it, my ice
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  to rock is Christmas Put it, I'm amazing, come
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  out with Cartesian Bitch, I'm the boss, so they
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  think that I'm a rabid Yeah, I'm token like the
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  Taliban, tools from my garage, man My car sit
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  so high, don't stop, no, bitch, I land And all
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  this ain't juice, man, but I'm on that juice,
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  man Give me five We'll be right back. Jockin'
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  like a motherfucker, 13 we get pure Bottle poppin'
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  like a motherfucker Friday we get bigger and
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  you know I fuck with butch Overdosen' on the
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  strong, rollin' quarters of the bitch Club Miami
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  Saturday, girls the baddest in my book I just
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  won't write on end why you lame niggas look big
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  Even on a Sunday, I don't take a day. Y 'all
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  was clubbing in the station. And my nigga, you
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  ain't alone. You can see the insides. First,
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  they take they shirt off. Second, when they hear
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  our songs, then they take they shirt off. Third,
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  she don't serve us. Mouse stick her tongue out.
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  Four hours later, fuck us all. I was like, wow.
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  Y 'all got milk money. Bitch, nigga, I'm a cash
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  cow. Every day, my weekend, living life on a
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  fad. Every day, my weekend. Ah, James. 856 -49
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  -HOPPY. It's 856 -5 -6 -7 -3. You can tweet at
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  me. I'm just kidding. Ryan Hoppy Radio, gmail
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  .com. I found out that people were hearing me
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  through the wall at work when I was recording
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  during the night. And I don't have embarrassment
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  per se, but it's definitely like, oh, this moment
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  is getting real comfortable. God, Javi, shut
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  up. Shut up, Javi. You're right. You're talented,
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  okay? Ah, it's gone here. Brooke's narrator was
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  posing topless in Capri. The thing is, it's her
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  topless back. Unless I can see the flawed nipple,
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  that ain't topless and that ain't a wardrobe
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  malfunction. I'm a 2000s elementary school kid.
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  When I hear wardrobe malfunction, I'm seeing
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  Janet Jackson's nipple. Unless it's that, I don't
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  approve. Selena Gomez and her mother are being
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  sued for defrauding investors. I think this is
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  one of those. They didn't know what they were
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  endorsing. So I think they got in trouble. Oh,
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  Christina P. The estranged, annoying broad of
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  a life. We have the clip later of she's doing
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  a dating show to find a guy. Ah, so. As much
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  as I'm not the biggest fan of Tom Segura or Bert
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  Kreischer or any of those broke comedians, she's
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  a loser! There we go. I feel better. Really?
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  Right after being with a guy for at least a quarter
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  century, you're already back on the market? I
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  mean, it's one thing to be at the bar on the
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  prowl trying to get a little quick bangin'. If
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  you're doing a dating show, man, Tom Segura's
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  better off! so much better off you're for the
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  streets not for not for us not at all not at
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  all gotta be careful out there nothing's worse
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  than when you have what is it not serotonin there's
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  a certain there's like a dopamine or some word
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  of when you bond with somebody when you're in
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  a relationship and your brain sees what you want
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  them to see Because when all the confetti of
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  sex is done, you got to hang out with the person.
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  You ever think about that? All relationships
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  begin on pound town. Oh, it's great. And then
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  a lot of times, it ends with disgust. Because
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  when you're not having sex, you don't want to
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  be around the person. Why can I say that? But
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  I've been on both ends. But not... Not with the
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  strap on. Not like that, but then, you know what
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  I mean? It's all about, like, I've been a part
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  of the love. You know. You got it. You know what
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  I'm putting out there. Oh, yeah. Exhibit claims
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  he has settled custody issues with his ex -wife.
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  Oh, that's good. I was so worried. But now that
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  I know that he's finished, that he's fixed issues
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  with his wife, my life will now forever be better.
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  I can now go on with my day. Jenna Jameson's
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  marriage to Jessica Lawless was an old. No, not
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  Keith Lawless. I'm kidding. No, but I bet being
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  married to Jenna Jameson is the absolute worst.
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  Probably never shuts up. So I never knew this
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  was. I've seen this on the market. buy booze
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  occasionally like last night and I've seen the
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  unwell drinks they are Alex Cooper's beverage
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  empire Alex Cooper of call her daddy is drying
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  up her drink brand is shutting down less than
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  a year after hitting shelves they were they were
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  packed with electrolytes the unwell hydration
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  was packed with electrolytes vitamins and caffeine
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  I believe I've seen it next to like the other
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  lesser expensive Pedialyte options. I feel like
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  the reason you would buy the unwell drink is
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  you're like, oh my god! I heard about it on Call
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  Her Daddy. It's the female equivalent of when
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  a guy buys like breathing salts from Joe Rogan
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  and he's like, I saw Rogan do it, man! Those
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  are great. But I saw Rogan do it, man! Those
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  are like insane. Those are out of the world!
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  Courtney Clanny, threatened and shoved by her
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  inmates in prison for murdering her boyfriend.
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  She should be, you know, scolded for making bad
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  OnlyFans. You have one job. Good camera angle.
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  Taylor Frankie Paul's ex -husband. Ex -husband
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  Tate is asking court to unseal drug test results.
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  Oh yeah, he knows that broad's coked up. He knows
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  she's out of her mind. Alleged Tupac killer is
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  not afraid to go to trial. Oh yeah. Oh, let's
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  see. By Jennifer Lopez. Lopez loves this story.
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  Matthew McConaughey supposedly brought her up.
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  Did you know you can play - Wait, let me hear
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  this pop -up. Keyboard? No, not that keyboard.
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  This one. Oh, yeah, keyboard. Not the real one.
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  This is Suno's new musical keyboard. That's good.
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  If you're the kind of person who would rather
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  play the melody in your head than try to explain
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  - God, anybody that's an actual pianist has to
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  be pissed. Keyboard. That Suno has a keyboard
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  for your MacBook. Z and X to move between octaves,
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  and C and V to adjust - What? All right, here
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  is Matthew McConaughey talking about J -Lo. Wedding
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  planner got me out of a major, major mess up
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  in Mexico one time. Give it to me. I pull in
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  one late night and I'm crossing. Man, he could
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  tell any story. He sounds cool as hell. All right,
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  all right, all right. I keep getting older. We're
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  going way down south and I get pulled over and
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  it's one of those pullovers where they noticed
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  me. Gringo in the truck, nice truck. This is
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  that dress down. And I'm like, oh, geez, get
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  the wallet out. Here we go. And it was going
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  down. And then I brought up, you guys know Jennifer
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  Lopez? I'm like, uh. And I was like, ever see
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  Wedding Planner? My guy. And I was like, huh?
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  Huh? Yeah, it was me. Like, oh. And they went
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  off and we ended up taking pictures together
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  and they let me go. That's got to be nice. Cops
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  don't like me because I think they're douchebags.
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  Tiger's being accused of using AI in his music.
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  I'm going to be honest with you. About 50 % of
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  the... Oh, here's the Suno guy again. They're
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  talking about AI music, and then he got the AI
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  keyboard. It's one. Oh, we're screwed. We should
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  just say, you know, going into this, that Pitchfork
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  gave you a zero out of... Well, Pitchfork's a
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  bunch of bitches, dude. It is a bunch of uptight
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  asswipes. Did you know you... Oh, we have a problem.
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  The page froze. DMZ has so many pop -ups right
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  here. The devil uses a pitchfork. That's all
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  I know. What do you think of the AI controversy
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  generally? Because there are some, look, there
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  are some people saying you shouldn't do it. Well,
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  the context is, well, unfortunately for Gen Z,
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  they can't read. So nobody reads, you know what
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  I mean? And what I said was, I used AI -assisted
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  things in the production. I said, all the vocals
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  are me. I wrote all the songs. When it comes
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  to the 80 cents and some of the guitar solos,
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  yes, I used AI for that, but I didn't make a
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  full AI album. Yeah, bro, it was dumb. What I
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  did, I was in the studio three months working
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  on this. There you go. I mean, if it's going
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  to be around, why not use it? Oh, yeah. Lori
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  Harvey was looking like a hot piece of ass on
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  the bed. Which means... No, it's not 2009. You're
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  getting driven to school. Her father's got the
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  best radio show intro ever. Such a hot piece
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  of ass his daughter is. I will upload that to
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  RyanHobbyRadio .com. I remember the cold Chicago
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  winters. My mom's got the car running. Warm it
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  up. It's Steve Harvey. On V103 Chicago. Keeping
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  us company. That's Steve Harvey. You got to say
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  it like that. Steve Harvey. Ah, Steve. I love
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  my Steve. Do your thing, daddy. Do your thing,
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  daddy. I need a reason to play this, you know.
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  I'll never turn down a chance. Turn around and
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  lower your heart. Let's gutter. Come on. Do your
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  thing. Oh, yeah. I sure will. Good morning, everybody.
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  You're listening to The Voice. Come on, dig me
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  now. On and on, it's Steve Harvey. I got a radio
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  show. I got a radio show. That was cool on my
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  2009 set. No, no, it cares. 98 % of people listen
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  to the radio. Oh, yeah, totally. We got that
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  hot -ass pinky chew, girl. The stupid McAfee
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  ad keeps popping up on TFZ. Just trying to watch
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  this trash. What's going on with the world? TMZ
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  keeps getting struck with the stupid pop -ups.
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  This is a very straight show today. I'm in a
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  little bit of a mood. I don't even need to tell.
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  I'm, you know, I'm waiting for this video to
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  clock down. Because whenever you go to TMZ .com,
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  all of a sudden, the Macfeasts. things like,
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  oh, we're just going to take you to another site
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  right while you're recording a podcast. Trying
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  to sound structured. Trying to sound chaotic
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  in an organized world. Jesus Christ. All right.
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  Here's Pinky 2 talking about their Drake dating
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  show. Sorry. Here we go. Reached out to you,
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  like slid in your DMs. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
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  So I'm not going to say who. They're pretty.
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  They're pretty massive. Oh, yeah. Definitely
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  not Shaq. I kid you not sent me an audio recording
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  of them barking. Really? Are you able to say
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  like what? You don't have to say who it is, but
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  are you able to? I was like, this has got to
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  be a joke. He's appreciating. She's a loyal one,
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  by the way. She's not like one of those college
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  -age and broads that talks about who's in her
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  DM. She ain't saying who. She's a good gal. Are
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  you able to say, are they an athlete or are they
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  a musician? They're a huge musician. Are you
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  in a relationship? If so, I didn't know if your
• 27:43
  boyfriend would feel a certain type of way about
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  you going. No, no. No relationship? Oh, yeah,
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  even better. Let's go to work. Right now. I don't
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  have time. I think I'm very busy. I don't know
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  if she'd be girlfriend material. She'd be good
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  friends with that if it's situation. Ship. Misoriented.
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  Like very like career focused. God, you're freaking
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  hot though. Unbelievable. And. Those black lips.
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  Oh yeah. I just like. I'll paint them white.
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  I think. Before this, I started doing social
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  media. I think it's just kind of hard for me
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  to find. You know what's funny about hot ass
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  girls? You know what's hilarious about hot ass
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  girls? Is when they get real. So this right here,
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  her talking is like a minute in. Listen to how
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  goofy she is at like 26 seconds. So she starts
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  out all silly and goofy. And then when it starts
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  talking about like... The reality of life. All
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  of a sudden, she's a little more serious. Somebody
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  and I just. That is her waking up like, I can
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  only do this for so long. I don't know how I
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  noticed that. But I did. That picture, we talked
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  about Laurie Harvey. You know, she likes to put
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  up. She is now on the front page of RyanHobbyRadio
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  .com. If you go there and you hang out and you
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  tell everybody about it, I'll get a website to
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  use and then I'll get paid. What would you do
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  to Lori Harvey? Would it be a long time? Would
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  you last a minute? That's the problem. If I'm
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  going to be so in the zone, I'm going to have
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  to go to full pound town. Things to think about.
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  All right, here we go. We talked about this earlier.
• 29:53
  Christina P is doing The Dating Show. Come shoot
• 29:58
  your shot at me, comedians. Yeah, I think Tom
• 30:02
  dodged a bullet. she's a bust down and let's
• 30:09
  be honest out of all the women in comedy Nikki
• 30:14
  Glaser even Amy Schumer's funny Christina P's
• 30:17
  never been funny it's not funny your name could
• 30:22
  be Christina P Christina Y it doesn't matter
• 30:25
  you're not funny Tom is and it takes a lot out
• 30:28
  of me to say that douche is funny uh Wiz Khalifa
• 30:33
  reacts to Drake barking at Goth Batty. He didn't
• 30:37
  lose all his aura. I ain't going crazy about
• 30:39
  Drake barking like a dog. I ain't see it yet.
• 30:43
  I'm about to look it up. I got to watch. Let
• 30:45
  me see if this is bad. Oh, man. Interesting.
• 30:55
  God, you know, I just I got to be careful on
• 30:58
  someone. Oh, here's Doja Cat, the dumb broad,
• 31:01
  saying that Tyga did an AI album. Nobody asked
• 31:06
  me anything about Tyga. Yeah, no one ever asked
• 31:08
  you anything. You're annoying. You got undiagnosed
• 31:13
  borderline personality disorder, and you're an
• 31:15
  annoying broad. I felt like saying this. Tyga
• 31:17
  is a penis for making an AI album. Oh, yeah.
• 31:21
  You know, she's sticking to that penis. All right,
• 31:25
  let's go over this button. You know, she's going
• 31:27
  to end up using AI. A lot of times when it's
• 31:30
  like, do as I say, now does that do? The person
• 31:34
  gets caught. Oops, I did it again. I played with
• 31:39
  your heart. Navia snapped on Blueface for bringing
• 31:44
  up her shelter baby days. She was mad mad. When
• 31:49
  you first met me, I'd never been in a shelter.
• 31:51
  I'd never been in a shelter. Yeah, you probably
• 31:54
  were in a shelter. It's okay. You want to hear
• 31:57
  what will get you laid 99 % of the time? All
• 32:00
  right, this is actually kind of fucked up. I
• 32:02
  shouldn't share this because it will for sure
• 32:04
  get you laid every single time. I got to fart
• 32:06
  real quick. Ah, there we go. Delightful. Smells
• 32:12
  great too. All right, back to this clip. And
• 32:17
  women, I'm sorry for sharing this, but the guys
• 32:20
  need to know. Guys, if you could just heal the
• 32:23
  blocks that are keeping you from being confident
• 32:25
  with women, keeping you from getting success
• 32:29
  in... I do, but it's when I meet them on an app.
• 32:31
  I do not have the game to come up to a broad
• 32:35
  in person and be like... I also am not calling
• 32:39
  them a broad in person. I actually don't want
• 32:43
  them to know about my podcast until after they've
• 32:46
  met me. You know the amount of women that have
• 32:50
  unfriended me because of this show? In your career,
• 32:52
  or wealth, and stopping you from being able to
• 32:56
  be vulnerable in relationships with women? Mmm,
• 32:59
  fuck, daddy, you'd be unstoppable. Alright, you're
• 33:05
  talking me up, boo. This is psychotic of me talking
• 33:08
  to a clip. Men, girls will not lose interest
• 33:13
  in you if you do this one thing. This is Grace,
• 33:17
  girl. Grace. Pleasure. We call her Gracie Pleasure.
• 33:24
  and if you struggle to get past the talking stages
• 33:27
  with it yeah and click the link in my bio right
• 33:29
  girl you might want to hit that follow button
• 33:31
  so that you can i told you again if your content's
• 33:36
  compelling you don't have to toss you the link
• 33:39
  in the bio Hmm. You can see more videos like
• 33:43
  this. The number one thing that will keep women
• 33:46
  from losing interest in you is being unbothered.
• 33:50
  Yeah, you can't let them bother. In the early
• 33:53
  stages of dating someone, things are naturally
• 33:55
  going to feel inconsistent. It might feel like
• 33:58
  she's super interested and super consistent at
• 34:02
  the start, but there is always a point. Yeah,
• 34:04
  where you think you're starting to lose them.
• 34:06
  Where you think they're banging on another dude.
• 34:09
  Where things taper off a bit. That's not always
• 34:12
  because she's losing interest or that she's trying
• 34:14
  to play games. It's simply because she's trying
• 34:18
  to figure things out. Oh, yeah. And she's super
• 34:23
  complicated with daddy issues. Just like you
• 34:27
  are. And in those little shifts is where guys
• 34:30
  mess up. All right, I'll figure it out. They
• 34:35
  need to put in some effort, too. Where are the
• 34:37
  kegs? I think. Unless there's no Kings protest,
• 34:42
  then I don't really, I mean, don't care anymore.
• 34:45
  There haven't been any of those recently. Because
• 34:48
  they're pointless. Even if they're true. All
• 34:51
  right. Why don't we go here? Jebediah, Biola
• 34:55
  says to Jimmy, go. Guys, I wouldn't even, and
• 34:57
  I know it's hard because a girl walks into the
• 34:59
  gym half naked and your eye just naturally goes,
• 35:01
  whoa, you know. Oh yeah, whoa, I mean, suck me
• 35:04
  off. I know it's hard. I would work overtime
• 35:07
  to not even give them a second. Yeah, you don't
• 35:11
  want to give them any. Because girls at the gym
• 35:14
  know that everyone's looking. They're aware that
• 35:17
  everyone's checking out their nice tight ends.
• 35:22
  They're aware. Ray J said he lied about his body
• 35:27
  count. I'm almost sinning, girls. I'm almost
• 35:30
  like burnt out. I'm like sinning. What are you
• 35:33
  saying? You're turning into Kanye. Girls, outside,
• 35:37
  out. Is he going to sound like Kanye? All right,
• 35:42
  let's come up, brothers, to Kanye. Hello. You
• 35:47
  know, it's all right. I don't have to be up with
• 35:51
  so many bitches to where I'm just like. I don't
• 35:58
  really like, you know what I'm saying? I'd be
• 36:00
  like, I'd fuck with like, you know what I'm saying?
• 36:26
  Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. Let's see here. Here's Wiz
• 36:32
  Khalifa talking about social media. Nowadays,
• 36:35
  you can go online and see everything, bro. They
• 36:39
  can see you. I don't think I can play that because
• 36:41
  of the music, but it sounds like a good show.
• 36:42
  I'm going to have to check it out. Wiz Khalifa
• 36:45
  doing a radio show more like a stream, but sounds
• 36:48
  like what? I'm down for that. I'm down to hang
• 36:50
  on. Here's Big Weech. Big Weech. No. Big Meech.
• 36:59
  Saying women have it hard. The temptation is
• 37:03
  crazy. One of your friends want to fuck him,
• 37:06
  if not two or three of them. This guy's a murderer.
• 37:18
  Barbershop talk because they're shaving his head.
• 37:22
  Literal barbershop talk. Cardi B, thanks. Thanks,
• 37:27
  Old Navy, for a full circle moment. I just want
• 37:30
  to say thank you, Old Navy, for holding me down
• 37:32
  in high school. You know, I used to steal from
• 37:34
  you guys all the time. So it's just such a full
• 37:41
  circle moment. They're like, I'm an ambassador.
• 37:50
  Once a show, we have something really stupid
• 37:52
  that makes me cry laughing, and this is that.
• 37:54
  I swear this is TMZ. This is not AI. Yeah, you
• 38:10
  know there's someone who you're having. Can you
• 38:17
  imagine if I said this? Just said kind of a double
• 38:21
  standard. And then look at God. Look at God.
• 38:25
  Full circle. Full circle moment. And another
• 38:28
  thing, right? Because I've been seeing a lot
• 38:30
  of y 'all talk about like, it's like, you don't
• 38:33
  wear old navy jeans or you don't wear this. Y
• 38:35
  'all need to understand, right? Like a BBL. All
• 38:40
  right, man. God, she must just be annoying to
• 38:44
  like just live with. Because I want to turn off
• 38:47
  the videos when she's talking. I'm sure she would
• 38:49
  love me. Here's a recently, here's a story from
• 38:58
  Call Her Daddy. Do we think a dad? Would be like
• 39:04
  a good fuck? Or is he going to be lazy? I fucked
• 39:07
  a dad before. Oh, yeah. What an annoying hag.
• 39:13
  Shut up. It's Brittany around her scene. She's
• 39:20
  done with dating. I promise you I don't care.
• 39:22
  I don't care at this point about getting married.
• 39:24
  I do not care about being in a relationship.
• 39:25
  I do not care. I don't give a fuck. You've been
• 39:29
  with James Todd and Drake, Chris Brown, PJ Washington.
• 39:34
  You've had it all. I don't. That was just the
• 39:38
  first night. I really don't. My whole life I've
• 39:41
  been male -centered. There's just no place for
• 39:43
  that right now. It's really not. It's not even
• 39:49
  the last thing on my list. It's not on my list
• 39:51
  at this point. Yeah, girls say that when they're
• 39:54
  just kind of embarrassed about their body count.
• 39:59
  But then they start kind of getting a little
• 40:02
  horny. And I'm like, you know what? Fine. Fine.
• 40:06
  Fine. Navea walked off stream after Blueface
• 40:12
  accidentally called her Christian. Appreciate
• 40:15
  you, Procrastinor. Shout out to Blue Loves Christian
• 40:18
  for the five gifts. He has a sociopath. She does
• 40:23
  not look like she approved of that. And here
• 40:26
  she is farting. She wonders why he's cheating
• 40:28
  on him and then she's like farting in front of
• 40:30
  him. Oh my God. You stinky booty ass little girl.
• 40:38
  That was you. Get your fucking nasty ass up out
• 40:41
  this bed. She's a little too gross. She gets
• 40:45
  a little too comfortable. That was you. Boy,
• 40:49
  say excuse me. Excuse me. She's gross. I understand
• 40:54
  a girl's fart. I get it. But not around me. It's
• 41:00
  gross. If I'm on a date with a girl and I'm at
• 41:04
  her house and I gotta fart, you know what I do?
• 41:07
  I go outside to the car real quick and smoke
• 41:09
  my vape pen and fart. I'm sorry. That's what
• 41:13
  happens when you date a bisexual Puerto Rican
• 41:16
  beautiful woman. You are not farting in front
• 41:18
  of them. If you're a boy and you ever plan on
• 41:21
  having a girlfriend, then this video is for you.
• 41:23
  You might not believe it, but your time is going
• 41:26
  to come. And when you find yourself a girl, you're
• 41:29
  going to have to know how to compliment her.
• 41:36
  Especially when she posts an Instagram photo.
• 41:42
  Coming from a girl, here are the best comments
• 41:44
  to leave on your girl's post. First, we're going
• 41:47
  to be starting off. All right. Don't need to
• 41:49
  be a bitch there. It's all about caring, but
• 41:53
  not caring too much, but caring enough. Because
• 41:57
  sometimes when I don't care, the girl will be
• 42:01
  like, that shirt does not look good on you. You
• 42:03
  need to wear a better shirt. But when I care
• 42:05
  too much, you're overdressed. You got to find
• 42:09
  a happy medium. Oh, yeah. My favorite porn star.
• 42:16
  Violent Myers talking about religion. One of
• 42:19
  my sugar daddies, he was married, but he hated
• 42:22
  his wife. And, like, he would just pay me to,
• 42:25
  like, hang out with him. You're a side chick.
• 42:28
  Like, spend time with him. That's the majority
• 42:30
  of them. What'd you have to do, like, rub his
• 42:32
  feet or something? No, we would fuck. Oh, okay.
• 42:34
  I love that for her. Here's some bad news for
• 42:41
  little Derek. I'm still outside the courthouse
• 42:44
  from the Lil Durk hearing. Lil Durk or Duck,
• 42:47
  you idiot. There was another kind of not so great
• 42:50
  piece of news for Durk. I mean, really, this
• 42:52
  was actually very bad news. It was ruled that
• 42:54
  this evidence that was on his phone, remember
• 42:56
  we heard about he had had a phone that was taken
• 42:58
  from him after he was this victim of a home invasion
• 43:00
  in 2021. You know, he had fired shots into the
• 43:03
  air and allegedly, you know, the cops basically
• 43:06
  said that they had probable cause to seize his
• 43:08
  phone. So he's saying this. But Attorney Jasmine
• 43:12
  in the comment section says there is no ruling
• 43:15
  at the time the phone posted or this video posted.
• 43:18
  All right, so. Seems like the dude's lying. Here's
• 43:24
  Lana Rhodes talking about her DMs getting hit.
• 43:26
  I just want to leave you to a soccer player,
• 43:28
  straight up. Oh, she got DMed by a soccer player
• 43:31
  who has an $80 million contract. He has 43 million
• 43:33
  followers. Wait, okay, wait. Who is it? I want
• 43:36
  to know. There's Mike Madge like before he lost
• 43:39
  it. Now he's a gesture man. He isn't held in
• 43:43
  millennia. Dash. That is another month. Another
• 43:50
  month. Eight, five, six, 49. Here's big me to
• 43:59
  the message for his haters. I made a bunch of
• 44:02
  from Maine to Spain. So can't nobody else say
• 44:08
  that. But you also have kind of the reputation
• 44:12
  of being a rat. So if the reputation of being
• 44:17
  a rat is there, you're a rat. It's all right.
• 44:22
  One of the teens involved in Pop Smoke's murder
• 44:28
  has been sentenced to four years in prison for
• 44:30
  snuggling fentanyl into a juvenile detention
• 44:32
  center. What a loser! It's all right. Here's
• 44:40
  Paris Jackson talking about wearing masks as
• 44:42
  a kid while with Michael Jackson. Your dad would
• 44:44
  have you and your brothers wear masks and like
• 44:46
  cover your faces when you would go out in public.
• 44:48
  How did you make sense of that, though, at the
• 44:50
  time when you were a kid? I mean, it just it
• 44:52
  made sense because it was like, oh, yeah, if
• 44:54
  you do this now, then you can go to Chuck E.
• 44:55
  Cheese and be normal this weekend because no
• 44:57
  one will know who you are. Like that, that made
• 44:59
  sense to me. But it really pissed the press off.
• 45:02
  What doesn't? fair what doesn't i think that
• 45:05
  people probably felt entitled to you guys as
• 45:08
  children of like he's this figure that we get
• 45:11
  and he's ours and and he's a pedophile we get
• 45:14
  to comment and look at him like we should be
• 45:16
  able to see the children too because there you
• 45:18
  go i agree but pal frosty needs to get over themselves
• 45:21
  lana rhodes reveals uh her baby daddy wants her
• 45:25
  her real her baby's biological father wants nothing
• 45:29
  to do with her like son growing up or I still
• 45:32
  don't even know how I'm going to address that
• 45:34
  situation to him because he's not involved whatsoever.
• 45:36
  I think the dad not being around is less of the
• 45:38
  problem and you being surrounded by nine guys.
• 45:43
  So father. Yeah, he's not involved with zero
• 45:46
  zero like money. Nothing. Nothing. Loser. What's
• 45:54
  going on? I'm getting invited to... I'm recording
• 46:02
  right now. Let me... All right. I just got...
• 46:08
  So, first of all, I got invited to a podcast.
• 46:13
  But I feel like they're going to want to do a
• 46:15
  video, which I don't do video. I look hideous.
• 46:17
  But I got a second message just now from Eric
• 46:20
  Marshall. He was my trainer in that rigged boxing
• 46:25
  match against Dizzy, or it was me versus Dizzy
• 46:27
  for 2018 Punch -Out. Heinz Law, personnel injury
• 46:32
  attorneys, presents Eric Marshall final round
• 46:37
  BCT championship, kickboxing, MMA, and boxing.
• 46:43
  One month out. September 12th, 2026 at Veteran's
• 46:50
  Hall at Manatee Fairgrounds. Unforgettable night.
• 46:54
  Elite Fighters live kickboxing. Let me message
• 47:01
  him. I'm recording my show, but just did a read
• 47:07
  about it. Let's talk later. Yeah, Eric Marshall's
• 47:13
  a good dude, man. So is Amir. He's doing the
• 47:16
  Amir podcast. I love Amir. Here's Pete Davidson
• 47:20
  talking about hiding 50 Cent and Eminem CDs.
• 47:23
  I loved Eminem growing up, and I had to hide
• 47:26
  it. I love Eminem. You had to hide it because
• 47:27
  you had to burn it. Yeah, so what I would...
• 47:30
  Yeah, I have my hiding story too, and it's sad.
• 47:34
  It was forbidden. Any rap or anything with a
• 47:39
  parental advisory sticker was just not allowed
• 47:41
  in the house. So what I did was I bought a Rod
• 47:44
  Stewart album, and I photocopied the front of
• 47:49
  the CD. with computer paper, and I made a sticker.
• 47:52
  That's really funny. And I put the sticker over
• 47:54
  the Eminem show, and then I put the Eminem show
• 47:57
  in the Rod Stewart case, and then I did that
• 48:00
  with all of Eminem and 50 Cent's albums. All
• 48:03
  right, so here's what I did, and I got caught.
• 48:05
  Mm -hmm. I had a very strange, and I'm a strange
• 48:09
  guy, I had a very strange combination of DVR
• 48:12
  days. That first strange one. Was the increasingly
• 48:20
  hard times of Todd Margaret. I believe it was
• 48:23
  with David Cross. It was a sitcom on the IFC
• 48:25
  channel. Very weird show. I had that. Then I
• 48:31
  had Uncensored season one in Jersey Shore. And
• 48:34
  the hangover. And I had it hiding in my candy
• 48:38
  lane box. And I was pretty sure my dad never
• 48:44
  saw it. I don't know how he found it. But we're
• 48:47
  in the living room. And my dad's like, I want
• 48:50
  to play Candyland. Do you want to play Candyland?
• 48:52
  And I'm like, not really. He's like, no, I want
• 48:54
  to play Candyland. And then we play Candyland
• 48:58
  and all the DVDs are there. It was not great.
• 49:03
  I just found out that my fiance started to date
• 49:06
  me as a dare. You do seem like kind of scary.
• 49:10
  And the person who dared him was my best friend,
• 49:13
  as she so kindly just told me. Oh, well. I would
• 49:18
  get an STD check. But my left arm hurts a little
• 49:25
  bit. It's not even my spanking arm. I must have
• 49:27
  slept funny on there. Don't you just hate, like,
• 49:30
  when you... Okay, so, like... The moments, listen
• 49:34
  to me, people. The moments you don't have back
• 49:37
  pain or pain in your body, I appreciate it. Because
• 49:39
  the moments when you're kind of dealing with
• 49:41
  pain, but yeah, maybe a little THC. Yeah. It
• 49:48
  sucks. Damn. Violet Myers says why she cut off
• 49:57
  one of her sugar daddies after he refused to
• 50:00
  pay her $10 ,000. All right, so you no longer
• 50:02
  deal with the sugar daddies? No. So you trying
• 50:05
  to tell me one couldn't come sweep you off your
• 50:07
  feet now? I did have one in the beginning of
• 50:11
  this year, but he pissed me off because he didn't
• 50:13
  give me what I wanted. Hillary. Yeah. She seems
• 50:17
  like she'd be tiring today. Here is the latest
• 50:21
  from Piper O 'Kell. Honestly, I've never actually
• 50:23
  asked my real dad what he thinks about it. I
• 50:25
  wonder if he even knows, but yeah. So you...
• 50:28
  Oh, he knows. You've never talked to him? No,
• 50:32
  I've never, he was never in my life, but for
• 50:34
  my 18th birthday. Loser! I actually got a lot
• 50:39
  of hate and backlash for this, but I kind of
• 50:42
  like tricked him into meeting me because he never
• 50:44
  wanted anything to do with me my whole entire
• 50:45
  life. Anytime I try to show him anything that
• 50:47
  I was. Yeah, the clip started refreshing. Probably
• 50:52
  because it's pointless. Go out on here. The most
• 50:59
  attractive thing about a person is not their
• 51:01
  face. It's their discipline. Or their mouth.
• 51:05
  And the part that nobody wants to hear about
• 51:07
  discipline is that it's so boring. That's right,
• 51:10
  Shirley. I do the same thing every day. Prosecutors
• 51:14
  have 35 witnesses ready to testify against Lil'
• 51:17
  Dirk. Ice cream. And God, he doesn't have like
• 51:22
  eight kids. Like a deadbeat that doesn't know
• 51:24
  how to pull out. reportedly dealing with some
• 51:28
  brutal conditions at sea with u .s sailors sailors
• 51:31
  and their families speaking out about alleged
• 51:33
  broken toilets undercooked food and months at
• 51:36
  sea that's not good you're doubling in seasick
• 51:40
  in the club you ain't feeling the best do you
• 51:44
  want to know one of the biggest red flags a woman
• 51:46
  can have and it's not what you think oh she has
• 51:49
  all these people that she talks to she goes on
• 51:52
  all these dates no No, it's worse. It's that
• 51:55
  she doesn't appreciate anything. She just thinks
• 51:58
  because she exists. Yeah, she's a brat. And a
• 52:03
  bust out. It's very promiscuous. It's on this
• 52:08
  planet that she deserves. Which, everybody is
• 52:12
  worthy. But who doesn't have any appreciation
• 52:14
  for the people that provide anything for them?
• 52:17
  Cloud cheese and lemon, that's who. Here's the
• 52:20
  latest from Cardi B. I'm not talking to my dad
• 52:24
  no more. Look at the crime to humanity that he
• 52:28
  committed. Watch. Crimes to humanity. Bro, he
• 52:31
  gave my son the ultimate taper, bro. All the
• 52:34
  way to the back. All right, so it's the kids'
• 52:36
  turn. Here's Madison Beer. Talking about Bieber.
• 52:46
  I feel like for me, I spent a lot of time trying
• 52:49
  to protect my... Oh, shit. I feel like this is
• 52:51
  one of those captions that has nothing to do
• 52:53
  with the video. A little brother, because he
• 52:55
  was really, really young at the time. He was
• 52:56
  like four or five. All right, there you go. Sorry,
• 52:59
  that was a car crash. Here's Cardi B calling
• 53:02
  out Bia. What's true, ho? What's true? What's
• 53:07
  all true, ho? What's all true, bitch? Tell me
• 53:10
  what's all true, because I can tell you some
• 53:12
  truth right now. Let's talk about some... Man,
• 53:29
  if you were to have a quarter every time she's
• 53:31
  sore, you'd be a millionaire. This hoe. I'm surprised
• 53:39
  you're never the problem. You washed up moron.
• 53:45
  Start making music and less about the kids. Wanted
• 53:49
  to be friends with me so bad and I got it on.
• 53:52
  I got this on recording because I was talking
• 53:54
  to this. This always wanted to be friends with
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  me and some. Adrian Broner told Blueface not
• 54:04
  to drink around. Dean McRae told Blueface not
• 54:07
  to drink around Adrienne Brown and that's why
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  I'll soon. Here's why a couple doesn't go 50
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  hours a week even though a man works 70 hours
• 54:14
  a week to pay his girlfriend's bills. Why we
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  don't go 50 -50 in our relationship? We don't
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  go 50 -50 in our relationship because I work
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  70 hours a week and I pay all her bills. You're
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  pathetic. She's cheating on you. he hasn't landed
• 54:31
  a plan back then it was like they had a really
• 54:33
  big platform on snapchat and they were trying
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  to figure out what to do with the audience and
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  so we were like whatever she's boring when she
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  talks that's why she's not an actress Well, I
• 54:42
  mean, she is acting in those scenes. Here's Young
• 54:44
  Miami says she comes up to work not to find a
• 54:47
  man, but trust and understanding in her career.
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  I'm just coming here to do my job. I ain't coming
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  here to look for no man. I can't help it. I look
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  good as hell. Yeah, no, I think it's also important
• 54:55
  for your partner or whoever you dating to know,
• 54:58
  like, the field that you in. You gotta, like,
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  understand my job, too. Whatever, honey. If people
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  understand my job, it's fine. If not, I don't
• 55:05
  care. When your man wakes up with a boner, that's
• 55:09
  your sign, girlfriend. That thing... Get on top.
• 55:12
  Is hard data. Oh, yeah. Literally. All right,
• 55:17
  there you go. And Ali Chopper got baptized. So
• 55:21
  stupid. God's not real. And if you need God to
• 55:26
  get by in life, that is sad. Today on TMZ. There's
• 55:34
  one person in this big world who has no problem
• 55:37
  moving on, and that is Brooks Nader. Oh, yeah,
• 55:41
  she's a dirty, rotten brat. She is at a restaurant
• 55:47
  with a new guy. Oh, yeah, just blow on him. And
• 55:50
  her nipples are on display. Isn't that inappropriate?
• 55:54
  Let me see the nips. Appropriate? Whatever. It's
• 55:56
  a little too much. He's calling Brooks. It's
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  Harvey. Okay, you're in the morning meeting.
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  The room is divided. Your nipples are showing
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  in the restaurant. In what restaurant? Well,
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  I don't know the name of the restaurant. The
• 56:08
  issue is not the restaurant. Luigi Mangione is
• 56:15
  set to plead guilty to the murder charge. Loser!
• 56:19
  for killing healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. He's
• 56:22
  going to make the argument that has been resonating
• 56:25
  with a large portion of the American population.
• 56:29
  I'm not saying it's right because I don't think
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  it is. You say, yeah, I did it, but at least
• 56:34
  hear me out on why I did it. Yeah, anybody defending
• 56:38
  him will talk about this later. You have no morals
• 56:41
  and I don't want you near me. You're all losers.
• 56:45
  Maybe he'll get 30 years rather than life. And
• 56:49
  that's the win. So our NFL quarterback, Jaden
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  Daniels, sent a letter. Oh, yeah. This is his
• 56:56
  mama making him do it. To his college. It sounds
• 56:59
  like he's mad that they gave his number to a
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  younger player. Oh, yeah. He's got a little bit
• 57:05
  of an ego. A Washington quarterback that runs
• 57:09
  a lot having an ego after a successful rookie
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  season. We've never seen this. Robert Griffin
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  III. Oh, like it should have basically been retired.
• 57:17
  Oh, my God. You would be upset, though, if you
• 57:20
  retired and we didn't retire your cup. You'd
• 57:25
  be quite upset. Alex Earl out on a yacht in...
• 57:29
  Oh, yeah, she's a real -life non -prostitute.
• 57:32
  Sardinia with Stassi. Oh, yeah, Stassi is so
• 57:35
  freaking hot. We're concerned that Kylie and
• 57:38
  Stassi aren't friends anymore because Stassi
• 57:40
  is picking to be yelled. I wonder how many times
• 57:42
  they poop on the boat because they're out there
• 57:46
  all day. They're eating chicken nuggets and vodka.
• 57:50
  What would her miss like her birthday? If you
• 57:52
  have a chance of going on a yacht in Sardinia,
• 57:54
  you're an idiot if you choose the birthday. What
• 57:57
  about a hundredth birthday? They're probably
• 57:58
  not going to be around next year anyway, so go.
• 58:00
  That's so hard! I mean, my grandpa just turned
• 58:03
  100. He's still kicking. He just built a barn
• 58:05
  last year. Oh, he can go behind it now. From
• 58:28
  the same people that brought you Brooks Nader's
• 58:31
  boobs on a boat. Oh, yeah. Who's got a more annoying
• 58:35
  voice, me or him? It's Brooks Nader's cannons
• 58:39
  on Capri. Because now she's freeing the nips
• 58:42
  at a restaurant in Italy. And she's with a hot
• 58:45
  man. Jack Lumsden. All right, how should we do
• 58:51
  this? We're recording. Not even an hour yet because
• 58:58
  we had no past stuff, man. Nothing! How do I
• 59:04
  want to do this? I think we should take a break.
• 59:05
  Just kind of let me reset a little bit. You know,
• 59:08
  go take a piss. Happy hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio
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  .com. The hour will be right back. You probably
• 59:28
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 59:32
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 59:38
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 59:40
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 59:44
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 59:49
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 59:53
  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
• 59:59
  like you went and got a job. Not on the iPad
• 1:00:01
  screen, whatever the case might be in your hand
• 1:00:04
  and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But
• 1:00:07
  also, I would love to be getting railed. But
• 1:00:10
  as a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 1:00:12
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 1:00:15
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection.
• 1:00:18
  So stick around, folks. Yeah. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 1:00:23
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. We roll. They
• 1:00:28
  say we feeling ourselves too much. Alright, alright,
• 1:00:32
  alright. That's how it is. We about to jump down
• 1:00:36
  on them. Make them do the motherfucking bobblehead.
• 1:00:38
  I'm feeling this bitch. Bitch, I bobblehead.
• 1:00:40
  Bitch, I bobblehead. Bitch, I bobblehead. You
• 1:00:57
  talkin' bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,
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  bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop We'll be right back.
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  Outro Music You talkin' papa about that guava,
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  you can't show that hoe Four shots to the head,
• 1:01:50
  four shots to the chin, and it's off to the street,
• 1:01:52
  so I go I take a puff off of my bun, and then
• 1:01:55
  I lean back, slow Four shots to the head, four
• 1:01:57
  shots to the chin, and it's off to the street,
• 1:01:59
  so I go I take a puff off of my bun, and then
• 1:02:02
  I lean back, slow Cause bitch, I bobble head
• 1:02:04
  with it, bitch, I bobble head with it Bitch,
• 1:02:07
  I bobble, I bobble, I bobble, I bobble head with
• 1:02:10
  it Bitch, I bobble head with it, bitch, I bobble
• 1:02:21
  You talkin' poppa about that poppa, you can't
• 1:02:23
  show that Ho, ho, you can't poppa about that
• 1:02:25
  poppa, you can't show that Ho, ho, you can't
• 1:02:28
  poppa about that poppa, you can't show that Hey,
• 1:02:31
  hey, hey, God damn it, I'm high as hell God damn
• 1:02:34
  it, I'm fly as hell Doin' all that stunt makin'
• 1:02:36
  songs about money when I see a nigga, I can't
• 1:02:38
  tell Nigga gettin' that cash for real Three nigga
• 1:02:41
  poppin' them tags for real Nigga gettin' that
• 1:02:43
  dough when you know I'm finna blow You call a
• 1:02:45
  nigga there for real Give a new name, put your
• 1:02:47
  hoe, blow Gritch out the motherfuckers, switch
• 1:02:49
  your hoe Matter of fact, call I don't care if
• 1:03:04
  you the coolest nigga Hold up, let me show you
• 1:03:06
  how to do it, nigga All you gotta do is bob your
• 1:03:08
  head Let me see you just bob your head Everybody
• 1:03:11
  all around the world All the boys and girls do
• 1:03:13
  the bobble bitch Bitch, I bobble him, bitch Bitch,
• 1:03:15
  I bobble him, bitch Bitch, I bobble, I bobble,
• 1:03:18
  I bobble You talkin' poppa about that poppa,
• 1:03:32
  you can't show that Hope, but now I will know
• 1:03:35
  that Hope, that poppa will know that Hope, you
• 1:03:38
  talkin' poppa about that poppa, you can't show
• 1:03:40
  that Hope, what did we blow that? Hope, that
• 1:03:57
  poppa we blow that Hope, you talkin' poppa about
• 1:04:00
  that Welcome to Happy Hour. And now for something
• 1:04:45
  completely different. Door is closing. Door is
• 1:04:53
  closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:05:40
  here it is. The most listened to radio show on
• 1:05:45
  the planet. The other stations are tuned in too.
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  Side chick noise. We talking Massey today. Mic
• 1:06:15
  check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in the booth,
• 1:06:18
  cutting straight through the surf. Call it like
• 1:06:21
  I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid. You click
• 1:06:23
  the T, now you get the whole thermos. The libs
• 1:06:26
  playing games, acting like they saints. Got a
• 1:06:28
  whole spouse home, still sliding to the dates.
• 1:06:31
  Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe. Then
• 1:06:34
  they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the face.
• 1:06:36
  From the field to the runway, everybody front.
• 1:06:39
  Postin' healing energy while they DM huntin'
• 1:06:42
  Scrollin' through the gram, all I see is double
• 1:06:44
  lies You can't tag the man, but you tag the wise
• 1:06:46
  He buys, it's that side chick news, side chick
• 1:06:49
  news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose I'm like, oh, Jesus
• 1:07:12
  Christ. All right. We're going to see what the
• 1:07:20
  hell's going on in the world of side chicks.
• 1:07:25
  We all love a good side chick. Ariana Grande
• 1:07:29
  shows off her big feelings for a familiar face.
• 1:07:33
  Oh, yeah. She's so washed up. She's so past her
• 1:07:37
  prime. Now she's dating exes. Nearly two months
• 1:07:43
  after sparking reconciliation rumors, the singer
• 1:07:46
  and her ex, Ricky Alvarez. Oh, yeah. He's going
• 1:07:51
  in that boy alley. Making their second chance
• 1:07:54
  at love, Instagram official. This is going to
• 1:07:57
  last about two months. Then he's going to realize
• 1:08:00
  why he didn't like her. In an August 12th photo
• 1:08:03
  dump, Ariana shares two subtle snaps with the
• 1:08:05
  dancer whom she previously dated for about a
• 1:08:08
  year and... Alright, good luck, honey. You're
• 1:08:10
  gonna need it. You're gonna need all the luck
• 1:08:13
  you can have. Alright, and you guys can't stop
• 1:08:21
  asking questions about sports gambling. All your
• 1:08:25
  clicks and curiosity and looks like you guys
• 1:08:26
  want to know about the latest investigations
• 1:08:28
  and what to know as people question the integrity
• 1:08:30
  of American sports. I don't think there's any
• 1:08:33
  integrity and I think that's kind of what's interesting.
• 1:08:36
  I'm not betting money, so I don't get mad. No!
• 1:08:39
  Happy Hot Topic! The tech company Meta today
• 1:08:42
  said it's taken down more than 750 ,000 social
• 1:08:46
  media accounts in Australia. I don't like that.
• 1:08:49
  I know technically social media is not good for
• 1:08:52
  you, but it should be the parents' choice! That
• 1:08:55
  it suspects are held by teenagers. I don't know.
• 1:09:00
  Hmm. Australia! Yeah! Selena Gomez and her mom,
• 1:09:09
  Mandy Teefee, are being accused of defrauding
• 1:09:12
  investors in a wonder mind lawsuit. They seem
• 1:09:14
  just like dumb people, man. I want to believe
• 1:09:19
  she didn't do it. I want to believe she was taking
• 1:09:25
  advantage of it. The singer, her mom, Mandy,
• 1:09:28
  and their company co -founder, Daniela Pearson,
• 1:09:30
  are among the defendants named in a securities
• 1:09:33
  fraud and breach of contract law. All right,
• 1:09:35
  so get away with that. Don't get away with it
• 1:09:37
  because they're rich and famous. It's really
• 1:09:45
  funny because it was like we did five of those
• 1:09:46
  movies and it took five years and then we've
• 1:09:48
  never stopped talking about it. Hold on tight,
• 1:09:49
  spider monkeys. Because Kristen Stewart has some
• 1:09:54
  harsh words for her younger self. The Wrong Girl
• 1:09:57
  star stopping by the In Your Dreams podcast August
• 1:09:59
  14th alongside her co -star Alia Shaka, where
• 1:10:03
  she was asked by host Owen Thiel to reflect on
• 1:10:05
  her time filming the vampire cultural phenomenon
• 1:10:08
  Twilight. It really was a culture phenomenon.
• 1:10:13
  Seems like looking back, the OG Bella Swan feels
• 1:10:16
  she may have been a little overcommitted to the
• 1:10:18
  role. Yeah, you know, kind of a brat. What the
• 1:10:23
  fame got to you, honey? I was like, such a pretentious
• 1:10:28
  little loser trying to get like the very best.
• 1:10:33
  So, so serious. At least she admits it. Tiger
• 1:10:39
  is standing 10 toes down on his new album. Yeah,
• 1:10:45
  does it. Doesn't like him. So she tried to spite
• 1:10:49
  him like a bitch. City rapper used AI to produce
• 1:10:52
  his latest album, Starface. Hey, we already talked
• 1:10:55
  about that. Who cares? It has no impact on your
• 1:10:58
  life, honey. You're a washed up hag. I can't
• 1:11:00
  do anything. For Kevin Hart and his wife, Aniko
• 1:11:03
  Hart, it's funny how time flies when... Yeah,
• 1:11:06
  it's funny how time flies when you cheat on your
• 1:11:11
  wife. You're in love. In honor of their 10th
• 1:11:14
  wedding anniversary on August 13th, Aniko, who
• 1:11:17
  shares two kids with the comedian, takes their
• 1:11:20
  love story all the way back, sharing 16 throwback
• 1:11:23
  photos on Instagram. Alright, there you go. Good
• 1:11:26
  luck! You need the pictures of him with the side
• 1:11:30
  chicks. Happy Hot Topic! Rez Hilton's sister
• 1:11:35
  is recounting one of the darkest days for her
• 1:11:37
  family. Yeah, you know, Prez Hilton ran his mouth
• 1:11:42
  about everyone else. One week after the celebrity
• 1:11:44
  blogger, whose real name is Mario Lavendera Jr.
• 1:11:48
  I'd call myself Prez Hilton too if that was my
• 1:11:50
  name. Doesn't really roll off the tongue as well,
• 1:11:53
  now does it? And usually he likes when things
• 1:11:56
  are on his tongue. Was hospitalized for engaging
• 1:11:59
  in self -harm during a live stream. His sister.
• 1:12:02
  Loser. You know how many people he slut shamed
• 1:12:06
  and treated like garbage. You got no sympathy
• 1:12:08
  for me. Her beloved Dara. Here's her firsthand
• 1:12:11
  account of the night during an interview with
• 1:12:13
  page six. Oh, no, not Perez. Not Perez Hilton.
• 1:12:20
  Madeline climbs no stranger to turning heads,
• 1:12:23
  but when police kept showing up at her door in
• 1:12:28
  Spain, even she had no idea why. The Outer Banks
• 1:12:33
  star sharing on the August 13th episode of Therapist
• 1:12:36
  that officers repeatedly visited her Madrid apartment.
• 1:12:39
  Oh yeah, repeatedly. Wild. there she puts out
• 1:12:46
  she was filming day drinker with madeline saying
• 1:12:48
  they apparently thought she was running a sex
• 1:12:51
  ring must have been noises coming from the house
• 1:12:54
  there had to be some reason why the 28 year old
• 1:12:57
  says she was living alone and had no idea why
• 1:13:00
  police kept taking down her passport information
• 1:13:03
  all right so she just had a lot of loud nights
• 1:13:06
  with the toy that's what it was the toy Now,
• 1:13:14
  let's dive into a viral moment that's got everyone
• 1:13:16
  talking in the hip hop world. Recently, a clip
• 1:13:19
  of Drake barking at a woman during his 20v1 dating
• 1:13:22
  stream exploded online. For those who missed
• 1:13:25
  it, Drake literally started barking for a goth
• 1:13:27
  girl. And the internet couldn't get enough. Yeah,
• 1:13:32
  that was pretty wild. Vandalizing a national
• 1:13:46
  monument can come with massive penalties. U .S.
• 1:13:54
  Attorney Jeanine Pirro says her office is filing
• 1:13:56
  felony charges against this woman from Kentucky.
• 1:14:04
  for the recent world war ii memorial vandalism
• 1:14:07
  yeah they have more guts than you thousands of
• 1:14:12
  grubhub drivers and customers could soon be getting
• 1:14:14
  a check in the mail today illinois attorney general
• 1:14:20
  kwame raul announced payments from a 25 million
• 1:14:23
  dollar settlement are now being sent to approximately
• 1:14:25
  640 000 people and that'll just cover the delivery
• 1:14:29
  costs Pumpkin. Autumn must be on its way because
• 1:14:35
  here comes a sizable pumpkin. Oh, he's so cute!
• 1:14:40
  Have you ever had a cat that you could hold like
• 1:14:42
  this with arms dangling like that? Pumpkin is
• 1:14:45
  the first, like, pillow cat. Over the past...
• 1:14:48
  I love my Luna. She's my pillow! She's a goat!
• 1:14:54
  Goat! A few months. Pumpkin's foster journey
• 1:14:57
  with Chris Seelbach and his... So it's a fat
• 1:14:59
  -ass cat. And I never told nobody. I just came
• 1:15:04
  to every show. And be a young boy. Be a young
• 1:15:11
  boy is putting down the mic. The rapper opening
• 1:15:14
  up about his recent move to South Korea and his
• 1:15:17
  struggles with a heart condition. Yeah, he's
• 1:15:19
  high enough. Probably gangsters. During an August
• 1:15:26
  11th appearance on the Open Thoughts podcast.
• 1:15:30
  And be a young boy. You make such good music.
• 1:15:34
  Let me press this. Happy Hot Topic. Paris Jackson
• 1:15:41
  isn't losing sleep over criticism of her tattoos.
• 1:15:44
  Yeah, you know, you can paint a Picasso on them.
• 1:15:47
  In fact, she's having a little fun with it. Get
• 1:15:51
  on top and let's go to work. Right now. Down
• 1:15:56
  to Bachelor Nation's Melissa Rycroft avoiding
• 1:15:58
  jail time after pleading guilty in her DWI case.
• 1:16:02
  Yeah, you're my son. And then her picture of
• 1:16:05
  her in real life. Mm -hmm. Two different people.
• 1:16:10
  Mm -hmm. It makes me sad. I'm like, have I gotten
• 1:16:13
  there? Am I that person now? Yeah, you're a loser.
• 1:16:16
  Mm -hmm. You'll always be one. Robert Irwin is
• 1:16:21
  dancing around questions about his love life.
• 1:16:23
  Yeah, you know, he wants to keep it private.
• 1:16:27
  The Dancing with the Stars, the next pro host,
• 1:16:29
  remains tight -lipped when he is recently asked
• 1:16:31
  whether or not there's someone special in his
• 1:16:33
  life. You know why he's keeping it tight -lipped?
• 1:16:36
  He doesn't want to be like Clavicular where he
• 1:16:38
  spoils it. He's probably got like nine women.
• 1:16:41
  Kyle Richards breaks down in tears over an anniversary
• 1:16:43
  text from ex Maurizio Umansky. Yeah, I can't
• 1:16:47
  even imagine my exes talking to me. And they
• 1:16:48
  probably feel the same way. So they're two ways
• 1:16:52
  straight. Three years after Kyle and Maurizio
• 1:16:55
  confirmed their separation, the Real Housewives
• 1:16:57
  of Beverly Hills star admits that the former
• 1:16:59
  couple struggled, marking what would have been
• 1:17:01
  a relationship milestone. I mean, this will be
• 1:17:05
  very nice. And you're like, I would have been
• 1:17:07
  whatever anniversary. Can't deny that. keep doing
• 1:17:12
  it god damn it too much going on here megan trainers
• 1:17:20
  revealing a hilarious hack to a child's separation
• 1:17:22
  anxiety megan says in an august 13th instagram
• 1:17:29
  video their oldest son riley has been using his
• 1:17:32
  stuffed animals to deal with his separation anxiety
• 1:17:35
  from it's probably because of his autism let's
• 1:17:37
  be honest Couldn't get away. Couldn't wait to
• 1:17:39
  get away from my parents. I love my mom, but
• 1:17:43
  I definitely didn't have separation anxiety.
• 1:17:45
  Nicole Kidman is getting candid about her first
• 1:17:48
  marriage to Tom Cruise. Oh yeah, you just seem
• 1:17:51
  like such a twat. In an interview with British
• 1:17:55
  Vogue for their September 2026 issue, which was
• 1:17:58
  published August 13th, the Oscar winner reflected
• 1:18:00
  on her time with Cruise, sharing how she's comfortable
• 1:18:02
  in the public eye after experiencing the high
• 1:18:04
  -profile relationship, despite naturally being
• 1:18:07
  quite shy. Strangely enough, I feel comfortable.
• 1:18:10
  Is that weird? That's so weird. But you have
• 1:18:12
  to... That's so weird. Whatever! You're a woman!
• 1:18:16
  You have emotions! It's fine! So the tech company
• 1:18:21
  Flock says it's putting new privacy safeguards
• 1:18:23
  in place. It should have been there before. Why
• 1:18:26
  was it not there before? After critics said it
• 1:18:29
  was helping create a nanny state. All right,
• 1:18:32
  well, good luck. Whatever. Caps suck. This is
• 1:18:37
  crazy. Wow. This is wild. I mean, also, this
• 1:18:40
  is your first interview since the big finale
• 1:18:44
  of Let's Marry. All right, so it's on Harry Jowsey.
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  How are you feeling after this rollercoaster
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  ride? I'm just so glad that it's all out. All
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  right. You're leaking it all out tonight. Let
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  me let that girl hang out here. Making headlines?
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  New reports claiming the Barbie sequel is in
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  crisis over a salary battle. Yeah, you know,
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  we all know that Warner Brothers is cheap. They
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  cancel shows after two seasons because they don't
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  want to pay more. Time running out. And there's
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  this right here. We are a few months away from...
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  Falling back and an end to daylight saving time
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  means lawmakers are working on legislation to
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  make changes. Changing the clocks, that is, a
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  thing of the past. Yeah, there's really no point
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  to it. The farmers don't even like it. When you
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  ask somebody, why don't we do it, they always
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  look confused. It's the stupidest thing we do.
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  It's not good for us. Yeah, the bill's future,
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  though, remains uncertain. I want the one that
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  has the most sunshine. And I love when they've
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  asked Trump about it. He's like, oh, it's too
• 1:20:03
  divisive of a topic. ABC's Michelle Frazen has
• 1:20:10
  more. Bringing forward and falling back has been
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  a part of American life for generations. It's
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  stupid. Now some in Congress want to stop the
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  twice a year clock change for good. In July,
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  the House passed the Sunshine Protection Act,
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  which would make daylight saving permanent nationwide,
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  reigniting an old debate that goes back more
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  than 50 years. All right, well then let's go
• 1:20:34
  back to the freaking pay phones then. If we're
• 1:20:36
  going to use old out of touch technology. Similar
• 1:20:39
  bill passed. The U .S. tried it once before during
• 1:20:42
  the 1973 oil crisis. Congress made daylight saving
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  than a year later, Congress repealed the law
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  after eight children in Florida were killed in
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  traffic accidents before daylight. Just like
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  them trying to ban weed because kids had it.
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  Things happen. It doesn't mean you don't do it.
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• 1:21:14
  now about sending her to school in the dark?
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• 1:21:18
  to the dark. There's no way. All right, thanks,
• 1:21:20
  dude. How lawmakers in favor of the 2026 bill
• 1:21:24
  argue that more... Yeah, that's the key word.
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  Not in 1973. Evening sunlight would boost the
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  Whatever we can do to make more money. My home
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• 1:21:52
  whatever his name is. I like you better than
• 1:21:54
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• 1:24:57
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  new Pennsylvania bill that would, quote, recognize
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  in situations such as divorce, he shares that
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• 1:25:10
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  every... Yeah, he doesn't want her. He's just
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  told us. That's the whole goal. Time for Kayla
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  probably have more money than her. And then we're
• 1:26:57
  trying to split the bills and you're... And you
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  don't have Travis paying for it. At the end of
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• 1:28:47
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• 1:28:53
  now telling ABC News that Mangione could plead
• 1:28:56
  guilty. Hey, then listen, we're going to find
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  out right now. Luigi Mangione just pleaded guilty
• 1:29:03
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• 1:29:05
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• 1:29:08
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• 1:29:15
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• 1:29:39
  is a stunning move that could torpedo his upcoming
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  New York State trial. Here's a quick overview.
• 1:29:43
  Luigi said verbatim to the judge, Well, after
• 1:29:45
  years of enduring pain from a broken back, I
• 1:29:47
  shot Mr. Thompson and he died. Yeah, it makes
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• 1:29:52
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  screwed him over. when it wasn't real. He never
• 1:30:01
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  Luigi entered the guilty plea Friday in Manhattan
• 1:30:05
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• 1:30:09
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• 1:30:11
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• 1:30:22
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  comes after sources with direct knowledge told
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• 1:30:48
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• 1:32:26
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• 1:41:57
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  Happy Hot Topic. New at noon, we are learning
• 1:43:01
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  For drivers this morning, got excited. You can
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  Second time in two months. You gotta call in
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• 1:43:37
  are considering a new parking proposal. Alright,
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  and we'll add paid hourly parking. Man, these
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  County deputies have arrested the man you see
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• 1:44:18
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  Oh, keep him away from my kid. They say Christian
• 1:44:23
  Schneider is a teacher at Memorial Middle School
• 1:44:26
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• 1:44:29
  in Seminole Heights. But the investigation involves
• 1:44:31
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• 1:44:34
  Franklin Middle School, they need to get the
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  mouth shut. Well, back in Pinellas County this
• 1:44:39
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• 1:44:51
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  Well, school is back in full swing, and Bradenton
• 1:45:02
  police say some drivers need a refresher on the
• 1:45:05
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• 1:45:09
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  Morons. Probably all had Kelton. Well, this woman,
• 1:45:19
  Jasmine Kyler, is in jail tonight after Polk
• 1:45:21
  County deputies say... She attacked a man and
• 1:45:24
  a deputy in Haines City. What a baseball man.
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  What a friggin' man. Mm -hmm. Your utilities
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  this fall. The city of St. Pete says the higher
• 1:45:33
  fees are needed to pay for aging infrastructure,
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  Aren't you sick of that? But lots of us are already
• 1:45:56
  watching our budgets. It means another monthly
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  expense, too. 10 TV news reporter Ash Patel is
• 1:46:02
  live from City Hall right now, breaking down
• 1:46:04
  what we can all expect to pay, Asha. Asha. How
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  it is. Yeah, the city is looking at changes to
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  And like, oh, yeah, you know, there's another
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  way they could pay for it. But like the sheep
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  will pay for it. Man, this generation just left
• 1:46:25
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  He said the city really hopes that these increases
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• 1:46:40
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• 1:46:46
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• 1:46:48
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• 1:46:52
  Either way, it's more than we're paying now.
• 1:46:55
  And that's not good. At all. Tampa man accused
• 1:46:59
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  driver, then shooting at the people who came
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  Well, a man in Venice is facing charges after
• 1:47:11
  investigators say he made threats to carry out
• 1:47:14
  a mass shooting and bomb attacks. He's a 19 -year
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  He's not a man. A Tampa man is facing multiple
• 1:47:26
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  The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. Loser!
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  Say this man right here, being arrested, 32 -year
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  -old Quays Moore. Man, he's 32. Wow, he is rough.
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  I mean, I look good to me. I don't really show
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  Yeah. Hi, Jay. Arlington Heights, where the stories
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  flow. Ryan Hobbs got the mic, he's running the
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  show. He calls it like it is, no sugar, no glaze.
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  Serving up the truth in a Midwest blaze. Giving
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  you the deal. Another batch of tickets for the
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  Obama Presidential Center went on sale about
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  an hour ago. Yeah, it's for January. And of course,
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  I'm missing out by like two weeks. I'm going
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  in December 19th. Describes my life. Hundreds
• 1:49:08
  of thousands of people in our area are also waking
• 1:49:10
  up in the dark this morning. Yeah, there was
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  massive power outages, man. I don't know. I know
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  some people are against global warming or climate
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  change, but there is something going on in the
• 1:49:21
  Midwest. More than 400 ,000 people in Illinois
• 1:49:24
  and Indiana still don't have power. That's right.
• 1:49:28
  There's some storms, man. It's scary out there.
• 1:49:32
  From felony death by motor vehicle to second
• 1:49:35
  -degree murder, the Guilford County District
• 1:49:37
  Attorney's Office has confirmed it plans to upgrade
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  the charges against a 26 -year -old woman. This
• 1:49:43
  is Greensboro News in Chicago. All right, well,
• 1:49:46
  I'm glad they're doing that. This is the wrong
• 1:49:47
  city. Oops. Well, the Bears could have an update
• 1:49:52
  on their plans for a new stadium. Nothing happened.
• 1:49:56
  When the local mayor said they had no idea, to
• 1:49:59
  me, that was like, yeah, it ain't happening today.
• 1:50:01
  Chicago police have confirmed to us that four
• 1:50:04
  people have been shot near a park. Police say
• 1:50:06
  just after 9 .30 this morning, a dark -colored
• 1:50:09
  vehicle stopped on Pine near Lake Street and
• 1:50:11
  began firing before speeding off. Loser. Just
• 1:50:14
  a bunch of criminals. Okay, wave after wave of
• 1:50:21
  severe weather can have an impact on your mental
• 1:50:23
  health. Oh, yeah. Not alone. What up, Al's and
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  Rosati? If you've been feeling overwhelmed. I'm
• 1:50:31
  overwhelmed just thinking about plowing you.
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  While some cities are canceling contracts with
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  police surveillance giant Flock, the city of
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  Harvey is embracing it. Oh, yeah. You know, Harvey.
• 1:50:45
  I got to do it again just for a little bit. Why
• 1:50:48
  not? Oh, yeah. I won't do it too much. It's Harvey.
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  Water. But the city of Harvey. There you go.
• 1:51:13
  All right. Time for Fresno News. And now, back
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  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone
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  king. 6ix9ine tower. Fresno's loud and sour.
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  Mic in his grip. Got the world feeling sour.
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  Poppy on the block. Dropping facts like boulders.
• 1:51:47
  Word cut sharply. The city on his shoulders.
• 1:51:49
  News so raw. Unfiltered truth spray. Fresno's
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  posting every word that he say. No sugar coat.
• 1:51:55
  No bow. No disguise. You're already concerned
• 1:52:08
  about the welfare of a Merced dog leads to action.
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  So the Husky is now safe. This is the picture
• 1:52:17
  right here of Sweet. Thank God the dog's safe.
• 1:52:20
  I was thinking about it all day. Housing can
• 1:52:24
  pose a challenge for college students with kids,
• 1:52:27
  but a new Fresno State development is helping
• 1:52:29
  keep families together. All right, there you
• 1:52:31
  go. All the kids, they got pregnant at like 16.
• 1:52:35
  Mm -hmm. You know, there's, what do we have here?
• 1:52:42
  I just want to know why you're here to meet a
• 1:52:43
  16 -year -old boy. That's it. Take a look at
• 1:52:45
  these videos. I use these like millennial dudes
• 1:52:49
  confronting pedophiles, but then none of the
• 1:52:50
  evidence can be used with the cops. I don't know.
• 1:52:58
  Listen, I don't like pedophiles at all, but I
• 1:53:00
  think this is such cloud chasing because it can't
• 1:53:03
  be used. The officers never want it. He speaks
• 1:53:23
  his mind. Hoppy our NEM. Ryan Hoppy on the Frank
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  Tampa Bay. There's got to be an app. There's
• 1:54:01
  got to be some way to make this better. And that's
• 1:54:03
  where Stands By Me came from. A new app to help
• 1:54:06
  people find food in deserts. At noon, a young
• 1:54:12
  man is facing charges following a home break
• 1:54:14
  -in linked to drugs last night here in the city.
• 1:54:17
  Alright, they found a criminal with a machine
• 1:54:19
  gun. Nice. Machine gun and drugs always mix well.
• 1:54:23
  And despite some student opposition, our CSD
• 1:54:26
  school administrators believe police presence
• 1:54:28
  on school campuses is still required. I would
• 1:54:32
  say it should be always there. At least one or
• 1:54:34
  two cops. E -bikes. But not the fat ones. Not
• 1:54:38
  at all. Are everywhere, right? So there's an
• 1:54:41
  e -bike crackdown in Rochester. Yeah. E -bikes,
• 1:54:46
  data centers, fly cameras. That is a 2026. Louisville
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  news. Yeah, I was hoppin', hoppin' Yeah, yeah
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  From St. Pete, he pull up clean 6 '9", frame
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  tall like the dream Rhyme hoppin', he don't bite
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  his tongue Spay it to your face, let the whole
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  thing run Louisville nights, he done touched
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  that mic Talk real talk, kept it raw all night
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  Text datin' stars who fell from greats Then they
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  throw that throwback in the place World, world,
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  why wait? Hit a call, go far From the Gulf to
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  the world, from town to bar. He speak his mind,
• 1:55:30
  let the chips all fall. When Hoppy say it, you
• 1:55:33
  can feel that wall. Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour. Say
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  it loud, say it louder. Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour.
• 1:55:42
  Brian speaks and the groove gets louder. Mm -hmm.
• 1:55:46
  Yo! Hoppy Hot Topic! Tonight, the town of Palmyra,
• 1:55:52
  Indiana, has posted that it's shutting off water
• 1:55:54
  to residents coming up at 7 .30 tonight. Ah,
• 1:55:57
  it's the most Indiana thing ever. Mm -hmm. This
• 1:56:02
  was a choice made by a supervisor, and it was
• 1:56:05
  based on the information that they were provided
• 1:56:06
  at the time. A Wednesday night brought storms
• 1:56:11
  and confusion to Harding County residents when
• 1:56:14
  the tornado sirens went off. Yeah, that was frightening.
• 1:56:17
  Mm -hmm. All right, what do we got here? A $1
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  piece of rubber could potentially unravel thousands
• 1:56:28
  of DUI cases across Florida and hundreds in Jacksonville.
• 1:56:31
  I'm Yana Gavino in tonight for Tanika Hughes.
• 1:56:34
  I'm Ben Becker. The integrity of breathalyzers
• 1:56:36
  were put to the test. Actually, as Jax has learned,
• 1:56:38
  a landmark legal battle in Duval County. I'm
• 1:56:40
  messing this up. All right, so that was supposed
• 1:56:43
  to be Jacksonville news. Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.
• 1:56:45
  Whatever. Aaron is someone who loves children.
• 1:56:49
  But now 27 -year -old Aaron Burke is facing child
• 1:56:52
  endangerment and simple assault charges. She
• 1:56:54
  looks like a pig. I'm not surprised. Mm -hmm.
• 1:56:58
  All right. Time for Jacksonville News since we
• 1:57:02
  just did it. Oops. I did it again. Oops. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Brown hoppy on the dial.
• 1:57:15
  He don't fold. Woo. Woo. Hoppy hour on the air,
• 1:57:17
  truth told cold Jacksonville headlines, he call
• 1:57:20
  it like he see it If it's foul in the Duval,
• 1:57:22
  best believe he gon' read it He speak his mind,
• 1:57:25
  no script, no filter Make the room get tense,
• 1:57:28
  he get stiller Clips in the feed, names in the
• 1:57:31
  mud He don't smile through lies, he cut through
• 1:57:34
  the crud Say it loud, say it plain Heat in the
• 1:57:38
  talk, rain on the lane Street view trouble on
• 1:57:41
  the map tonight He point at that mask, make the
• 1:57:44
  whole thing bite Duval Amazon driver's patriotic
• 1:58:00
  gesture during a delivery brought two strangers
• 1:58:02
  together. After seeing the moment on her doorbell
• 1:58:05
  camera, a Bullitt County woman. So it was a guy
• 1:58:08
  doing the national anthem while delivering for
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  Amazon and riveting. Your property could be targeted
• 1:58:13
  without you even knowing it. Yeah, there's a
• 1:58:16
  scam going on. A Louisville pastor is accused
• 1:58:18
  of forging a deed in an attempt to take ownership
• 1:58:21
  of a woman's land. Oh, good pastor. So religious.
• 1:58:28
  Religious people being funnies? No way. From
• 1:58:43
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• 1:58:47
  in my daily routine Got the draw when I roll
• 1:58:49
  through the lines Slow with the words, but the
• 1:58:53
  thought still shines Rhyme hoppin' on the mic
• 1:58:55
  all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play Say what
• 1:58:59
  he mean, let the truth come through If it hit
• 1:59:02
  the room, then it hit the room He don't bite
• 1:59:05
  his tongue No, he let it fly If it's on his mind
• 1:59:33
  All right, we got 20 seconds left before Fresno
• 1:59:37
  ends. How it is? What a Monday show, right? Oh,
• 1:59:58
  yeah. All right. What do we got here? Well, it
• 2:00:08
  is official. Wake Forest alum Michael Brennan
• 2:00:10
  is the last winner ever of the Wyndham Championship.
• 2:00:14
  Hell yeah. Good old Wake Forest. Mm -hmm. Thanks,
• 2:00:19
  Alex. Well, there will be no charges in a locker
• 2:00:22
  room incident at Reagan High School. Yeah, they're
• 2:00:24
  never champagne. It's just kids fighting. A grand
• 2:00:27
  jury decided there's not enough evidence to charge
• 2:00:30
  a North Carolina man who was accused of planning
• 2:00:32
  a mass shooting at a New Orleans festival. Well,
• 2:00:35
  yeah, that's the problem is the criminals keep
• 2:00:37
  getting away with it and then he'll do it in
• 2:00:39
  the future. Oh, but we don't have enough proof
• 2:00:41
  because you suck at your job. You're the flock,
• 2:00:44
  Henry Osweib. We'll be right back. News at 10
• 2:01:40
  o 'clock. 16 people hurt by lightning at the
• 2:01:43
  Grafton Correctional Institution. Oh yeah, you
• 2:01:47
  gotta be in prison. This summer, the city of
• 2:01:50
  Mansfield has been focused on curbing speeding
• 2:01:52
  along a popular road. There's a drag racing.
• 2:01:57
  And then when I was knocked to the ground, some
• 2:02:00
  people came over and helped me out. And I just
• 2:02:04
  couldn't believe it happened. Oh, it is. A 78
• 2:02:11
  -year -old East Cleveland woman is shaken to
• 2:02:14
  say the very least. A man jumped into her car
• 2:02:17
  and drove off. She was carjacked while she was
• 2:02:20
  pumping gas. Ah, another day in Cleveland. They
• 2:03:00
  used to harbor it here. We think this is art.
• 2:03:03
  It could be worse, though. At least we're not
• 2:03:05
  Detroit. We're not Detroit. Keep people from
• 2:03:11
  looking at their own lives and realizing how
• 2:03:12
  bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,
• 2:03:15
  if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself
• 2:03:20
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• 2:03:23
  I live in Cleveland. And then he's looking around
• 2:03:35
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• 2:03:37
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• 2:03:39
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• 2:03:41
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• 2:03:43
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• 2:03:47
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• 2:03:49
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• 2:03:51
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• 2:03:53
  going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year
• 2:03:55
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• 2:04:08
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• 2:04:11
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• 2:04:14
  know. What's so great about Cleveland? Like on
• 2:04:45
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• 2:04:49
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• 2:04:52
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• 2:04:55
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• 2:05:02
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• 2:05:09
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• 2:05:56
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  disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call
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  You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.
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  God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
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  they put them fire poppers up your buttholes?
• 2:07:35
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  sir. But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
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  Oh, he loves him a good butthole. I told you
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  not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
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  verbulate that man's name in the house again.
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  to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
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  him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you race
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  from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you
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  know I do. You go strong, you don't go at all.
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  to make a pretty penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas
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  acting like we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking
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  of the realest, and the realest of my city. Stacking
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  high, E .T., I live in the sky Your bitch on
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  me safe, she try and give my dick a try Take
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  at the fee -fee, and they punt everything I don't
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  cause they do it at day Haters, they be comin'
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  in all sizes and shapes Disguisin' they face,
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  fake tryin' to embrace But I ain't with that,
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