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Hour 1 - Uh-OKC · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom Shaka laka.
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  Speaker 2: It's our numberwan, our one of the Tuesday edition for
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  Speaker 2: the Ben mal Show. A happy May nineteenth to you.
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  Speaker 2: We start with some pro bouncy ball, the Western Conference
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  Speaker 2: finals underway, the final four of the NBA and it
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  Speaker 2: was a double overtime thrill up in Okasee.
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  Speaker 1: This spurs get her done in the end.
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  Speaker 2: So who gets the biggest portion of Oklahoma City's loser
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  Speaker 2: chicken fried steak for SGA's thunder. We'll give that out.
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  Speaker 2: Also thumbs up or thumbs down? Is this performance the
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  Speaker 2: forty plus twenty plus rebound performance for Victor Wembanyama one
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  Speaker 2: that will stand the test of time? Is this an
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  Speaker 2: all time performance by Wemby the Parisian Prodigy? And how
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  Speaker 2: big a deal is the volume of minutes a double
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  Speaker 2: overtime game guys like Wemby and SGA played in that
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  Speaker 2: long extended dance remix. We'll talk about all that and
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  Speaker 2: more right now here. It is our number one.
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  Speaker 2: We are back at it, I'm told the most important
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  Speaker 2: game of the night.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it depends if you're hockey fans.
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  Speaker 5: We are.
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  Speaker 1: You start with the hockey.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's the basketball, and we head to Oklahoma and
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  Speaker 2: the side of famously back in the day the dust Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're your history.
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  Speaker 2: So the much bally hood am I supposed to say
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  Speaker 2: that much Ballyhood matchup between the upper crust of the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: This is the real NBA finals.
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  Speaker 2: Whoever wins this series is gareron teeth of winning a
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  Speaker 2: championship outside of snap crackle pop. So he had the
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  Speaker 2: NBA Final four, but really the final two because everyone's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: these are the top two teams. And he got started
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  Speaker 2: on Monday night there in the Sooner State San Antonio
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  Speaker 2: versus Oklahoma City, round round one of the scheduled seven
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  Speaker 2: round heavyweight matchup. Not if you watch the game or not,
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  Speaker 2: despite the best laid plans of mice men and marketing
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  Speaker 2: people and having the teams that, if you go by
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  Speaker 2: the record, say well, if you're a sports fan, you'd
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  Speaker 2: have to watch. I don't get the sense there's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of that. Am I wrong on that? I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I am. These teams, despite their success, do not
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  Speaker 2: really move the needle. But there was round one we
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  Speaker 2: watched so you would not have to. It's our good
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  Speaker 2: mits for the day. Congratulations Victor wem ban Yama. He's
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  Speaker 2: very tall and very skinny. Victor Wembanyama had forty one
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  Speaker 2: points and twenty four rebounds. I'm told that's good. Dylan Harper,
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  Speaker 2: the spawn of Hollywood. Harper had twenty four points and
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  Speaker 2: a partridge in a pear tree and San Antonio.
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  Speaker 1: With wem Banyama and Harper.
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  Speaker 2: Now Harper also had a playoff a team playoff record
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  Speaker 2: for the Spurs seven steels, which I guess is pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: And so San Antonio outlasting Oklahoma City one twenty two
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  Speaker 2: to one fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: In double over time.
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  Speaker 2: As my old buddy Alex back in the day, he
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  Speaker 2: used to say double over to me, it's so excaded.
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  Speaker 1: So that is the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't an instant classic Okay Western Conference Finals, So the
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  Speaker 2: jump goes to the Spurs. Wem ban Nyama ceiling it up.
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  Speaker 2: He had a pair of dunks in the final minute,
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  Speaker 2: one of them leading to a three point play. Also
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  Speaker 2: had a circus shot at the end of the first
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  Speaker 2: over time, and so home court advantage goes over to
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  Speaker 2: San Antonio. Of course, you imagine that Oklahoma City will
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  Speaker 2: win a game in Texas. It's not that difficult. Game
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  Speaker 2: two will be Wednesday in Oklahoma City, so you get
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  Speaker 2: the Tuesday off back at it there, and these Spurs
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  Speaker 2: have had the number of Oklahoma City. If you watched
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  Speaker 2: the broadcast. You couldn't really hear this because the audio
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  Speaker 2: is tremendously bad. Someone's losing their job over there at NBC.
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  Speaker 2: My god, you probably weren't watching. With the audio on
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  Speaker 2: the first halfage is sounded like robots and it just
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  Speaker 2: stopped all together. Anyway, San Antonio is beating the Thunder
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  Speaker 2: five of the six meetings this season, which seems lopsided.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're being mean, mallor well, that's a good jumping
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  Speaker 1: off point.
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  Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question who gets the biggest portion
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  Speaker 2: of the Oklahoma City plate of loser chicken fried steak
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  Speaker 2: for SGA's thunder as the thunder down under.
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  Speaker 1: Do not get it done?
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  Speaker 2: So on this one, I've got Timu, Costco and eucalyptus,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna play tic tac toe is what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna play some tick tactoe. So a, we love
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  Speaker 2: going in the kitchen as a line cook and serving
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  Speaker 2: up a biggie sized meal for chet Holgren and mister
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  Speaker 2: MVP himself SGS. So they get the biggest portion of
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  Speaker 2: the chicken fried steak. Congratulations, there what a dynamic duo,
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  Speaker 2: these two on.
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  Speaker 1: This particular night.
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  Speaker 2: Again, we have a nightly talk show to do the
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  Speaker 2: dynamic duo of doodoo on this night, Oklahoma City.
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  Speaker 1: If you look at this game here and.
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  Speaker 2: He said, well, went to double overtime. I couldn't have
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  Speaker 2: played that poorly. Okay, these two though, the first true
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  Speaker 2: arm to table flop and the first loss of the
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  Speaker 2: playoffs for Oklahoma City, and nobody got cooked worse than check.
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  Speaker 1: So let's start with him. He gets to wear the
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  Speaker 1: Dunce cap.
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  Speaker 2: He got the country fried, and he also got that
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  Speaker 2: two sides. I'm gonna give him two sides on that
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  Speaker 2: combo meal, and they're both humiliations. So a double scoop
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  Speaker 2: of humiliation on the side. Now, home Gren, to quote
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  Speaker 2: the late great Brian Wheeler, was bemused, bewildered, and bedeviled
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  Speaker 2: the three horsemen of the Apocalypse for Oklahoma City as
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  Speaker 2: they lose this game here, and it was a classic
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  Speaker 2: Southwest airlines. I want to get away situation there for
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  Speaker 2: Chet Holmgren, and you look at home Gren side by side,
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  Speaker 2: if you're watching, and for our blind listeners, let me
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  Speaker 2: try to describe this. So you've got home Grin on
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  Speaker 2: the right, and then you've got Wemby on the left,
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  Speaker 2: side by side, and to the untrained eye, home Gren
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  Speaker 2: looks like Wemby, except it it's Wemby ordered off TIMU Like,
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  Speaker 2: if you say, can I let me go on, Tiamo,
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  Speaker 2: I want to order a Wemby. Okay, we'll get your
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  Speaker 2: Webby and they send you home Gren. He's kind of
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  Speaker 2: around the same height. I know he's a couple of
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  Speaker 2: inches shorter, but he's got none of the features. He's
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  Speaker 2: got none of the features there. And Chet in this
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  Speaker 2: game was useless for the most part. In this game,
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  Speaker 2: he had eight points eight rebounds Homegren did completely failing
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  Speaker 2: to contain Wembanyama, who absolutely torched him with forty one
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  Speaker 2: points and twenty four rebounds. You had as about as
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  Speaker 2: much about even even didn't watch the game or know
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  Speaker 2: anything about the game, You had about as much impact
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  Speaker 2: as Homegren did. And yeah, Homegrind had one block late
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  Speaker 2: in the end of regulation, but uh, for the most part,
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  Speaker 2: it was not much. Chet was was not really guarding Wemby.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't seem like many people were guarding Wemby.
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  Speaker 2: Here. He is kind of walking walking him like a
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  Speaker 2: a rescue Greyhound if you will. So if you do
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  Speaker 2: the side by side, and I know they didn't match
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  Speaker 2: up against each other the entire game, and it's overnight
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  Speaker 2: talk radio. So that's a minus thirty three head to
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  Speaker 2: head in terms of Wemby outscoring HomeGrid. So Homegron was
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  Speaker 2: outscored by thirty three points and the rebounds minus sixteen
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  Speaker 2: in favor of Wemby. So that that doesn't seem good.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it shouldn't be mean. That doesn't seem good.
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  Speaker 2: Then you have the MVP now entering the chat SGA,
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  Speaker 2: who wasn't exactly carving up the San Antonio Spurs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he was doing a lot of damage, carving up the thunders.
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  Speaker 2: Chances he was a net negative in this game. The
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  Speaker 2: thunder were actually better when he was not on the court.
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  Speaker 2: He played most of the game, but they actually statistically
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  Speaker 2: were better when Jogis Alexander was not out there.
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  Speaker 1: And to the untrained, the casuals, they'll say, well, mall,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? You at twenty four points
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  Speaker 1: and twelve season, you don't know ball? Okay, I do know.
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  Speaker 2: If it takes you twenty three shots to get twenty
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  Speaker 2: four points, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Not doing your job.
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  Speaker 2: Something is going wrong here, something is going wrong. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just saying, all right now the basketball version of going
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  Speaker 2: to the store and there's a there's a table of
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  Speaker 2: stale bread.
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  Speaker 1: You pay full price for stale bread. Who play?
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  Speaker 2: Who pays full price for stale bread? You shouldn't pay
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  Speaker 2: full price for that. And the other thing is you figure, well,
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  Speaker 2: she didn't play that. Well, but he's gonna close the
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  Speaker 2: game because he always does. You know, No, he didn't.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't do that. He left the door wide open,
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  Speaker 2: the lights on, and the cash register was wide open.
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  Speaker 1: Something that used to have. Now everything's on credit cards.
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  Speaker 2: They used to have these things called cash registers where
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  Speaker 2: people kept money back when people.
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  Speaker 1: Used cash back in the day.
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  Speaker 2: And let's also looked past the fact that Jalen Williams
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  Speaker 2: came back.
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  Speaker 1: To the lineup here and he was in the lineup
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  Speaker 1: for okay.
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  Speaker 2: See, and it was really blah, another twenty five point
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  Speaker 2: or twenty five shot game. He took twenty five shots
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  Speaker 2: to get twenty six points. And that was the theme
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  Speaker 2: of the night for Oklahoma City. And they still went
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  Speaker 2: to double overtime and all that. The Spurs were without
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  Speaker 2: Deer and Fox and the thunder were rested, they were healthy,
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  Speaker 2: they were ready to go, and who goofed? I've got
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  Speaker 2: to know. And they screwed that up and it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: a total disaster. Now they got some extra work to do,
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  Speaker 2: all right. Meanwhile, we continue the theme of the hour
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  Speaker 2: here and Victor wembon Yama, did you get your knee pads?
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  Speaker 2: I did not, I ever won in the media. They've
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  Speaker 2: all got their Wemby knee pads on. They're ready to go,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, now he said. Afterwards, he said that he
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  Speaker 2: was for sure motivated by SGA getting the MVP instead
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  Speaker 2: of him. Adam Silver handed out the award. He did
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  Speaker 2: not announce what part of the cosmos he's from, Adam Silver,
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  Speaker 2: but he you think that Silver and Wemby go to
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  Speaker 2: like some kind of UFO convention and talk about their
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  Speaker 2: native planets and I don't know anyway, So forty one
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  Speaker 2: points twenty four rebounds, big stat line all that we've
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  Speaker 2: talked about that that twenty I think it was like
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  Speaker 2: twenty seven foot three point shot. I've made that back
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  Speaker 2: in the day moneyball mallor I make that shot, no
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  Speaker 2: big deal. So anyway, the fawning to me, the thing
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  Speaker 2: here that stood out. The guy played great. The fawning
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  Speaker 2: is the issue here for me, and I know it's
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  Speaker 2: a me problem. I realize that I just want to
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  Speaker 2: rant and rave. So the question here, this was a
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  Speaker 2: great performance by one of the the next beacon of
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  Speaker 2: the NBA. We all agree on that, all right, every man,
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  Speaker 2: woman and chalking. If we're all nodding our headges, all right,
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  Speaker 2: very good. So question though, is thumbs up or thumbs down?
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  Speaker 2: Is this performance by the Spurs Victor Ween Banyama one
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  Speaker 2: that will stand the test of time?
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  Speaker 1: That meaning five ten years from now. Do you remember
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  Speaker 1: that night.
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  Speaker 2: In Oklahoma when when Banyama did all that stuff? Are
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  Speaker 2: we gonna look back at that? And I'm going thumbs
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  Speaker 2: down on this? All right, I'm going thumbs out again
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  Speaker 2: it was great and all that. I'm just going thumbs down.
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  Speaker 2: Why it was game one of the Western Conference Finals.
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  Speaker 2: This is not he didn't find the Lost City of Babylon.
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  Speaker 2: It was game one, okay, not game seven. We don't
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  Speaker 2: need historians chiseling this into marble. Let's hold off on that.
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  Speaker 2: There are brighter lights, bigger stages ahead.
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  Speaker 1: From when Banyama.
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  Speaker 2: And now that said, if getting snubbed for the MVP
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  Speaker 2: was the reason that when Banyama went out and put
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  Speaker 2: up that stadline, then Adam Silver should just follow the
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  Speaker 2: Spurs around and hand out runner up MVP plaques to
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  Speaker 2: win by Yama before every game and the Spurs will
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  Speaker 2: never lose again and he'll have forty and twenty five
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  Speaker 2: and have Wilt Chamberlain like numbers.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that. It was a great game. Sure, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think, and maybe I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I know the NBC broadcast quality was not that great,
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  Speaker 2: so it's possible that he did actually split the atom
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  Speaker 2: when the feed was lost by NBC, or it's I
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  Speaker 2: think at halftime he cured hiccups, so that was a
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  Speaker 2: pretty big Did that get announced that when by Yama
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  Speaker 2: cured hiccups at half? No, it did not get announced.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting all right, So the NBA media did not actually
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  Speaker 2: cover the game. I determined based on the feedback of
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  Speaker 2: my colleagues in the NBA media. The mainstream media did
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  Speaker 2: not cover the game. They actually wrote a love letter.
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  Speaker 2: It was very sweet of them. These people have jobs
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  Speaker 2: at Hallmark down the line. They wrote a love level,
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  Speaker 2: a love letter, and they sprintched it. They put a
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  Speaker 2: little sprits of cologne and then several of the TV people.
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  Speaker 2: I was shocked by this. They actually gave when Be
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  Speaker 2: a Swedish massage and some essential oils after the I
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  Speaker 2: was very sweet of them.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't have to do that.
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  Speaker 2: That was very sweet of the NBA media. My god,
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  Speaker 2: the brown nosing brigade, oh man, they love it right
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  Speaker 2: put them see the probably women's You can't really put
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  Speaker 2: him on a pedestal.
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  Speaker 1: He's so tall. You don't need to put him on
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  Speaker 1: a pedestal.
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  Speaker 2: But somebody goes to Costco and buy a I want
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  Speaker 2: to buy a palette size thing of.
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  Speaker 1: Towels because there's a lot of brown.
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  Speaker 2: Nosing going on in the NBA media and I will
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  Speaker 2: not be part of it.
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  Speaker 1: The Parisian Prodigy is twenty two.
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  Speaker 2: He was born four years after I started here at
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio, and I think there's some leftovers in
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  Speaker 2: my refrigerator that are older than when by name. It
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  Speaker 2: was a great performance. The coronation parade can wait for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the praise is so syrupy. I believe I need to
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  Speaker 2: check my insulin levels at this point.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was really over the top. Now the
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  Speaker 1: last word.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing and this is really therapeutic for me,
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  Speaker 2: and you happen to be listening to my individual therapy session.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing I took away from San Antonio and
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  Speaker 2: Oklahoma City in the post game was not only the
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  Speaker 2: amount of a tongue bath that when by Yama got.
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  Speaker 2: In addition to that, though, it was you would think
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  Speaker 2: the players in this game were literally on their deathbed
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  Speaker 2: because it went to double overtime. Oh my god, Wemby
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  Speaker 2: played forty eight minutes over the total game, and I
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  Speaker 2: believe it was SGA that went fifty one minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are we passing out purple hearts to
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  Speaker 1: these guys? Is that what we're doing? The question is
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  Speaker 1: how big a deal? How big a deal is the
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  Speaker 1: volume of.
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  Speaker 2: Minutes required to play for guys like Wemby, SGA and
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  Speaker 2: others in this double overtime thriller from Oklahoma City. So
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  Speaker 2: look the teams, it's gonna blow your mind. So they
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  Speaker 2: play had fifty eight total minutes because each overtime's five minutes,
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  Speaker 2: So it's fifty eight total minutes, forty eight regulation, ten
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  Speaker 2: total overtime, two five minute periods. So they didn't play
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  Speaker 2: fifty eight days. They played fifty eight minutes a shock,
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  Speaker 2: And are we really pretending that fifty eight minutes of
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  Speaker 2: basketball is some kind of humanitarian crisis? Do we need
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  Speaker 2: to call the federal government in here? Do we do
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  Speaker 2: we need to get FEMA involved in this, the National Guard,
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  Speaker 2: call somebody in here and help out Oklahoma City. And
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  Speaker 2: since I'm telling you, it's like it's all my goodness,
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  Speaker 2: and the game lasted the actual in real time, it
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  Speaker 2: was like three hours, three hours, So my computer like
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  Speaker 2: brain tells me that if the game lasted in real
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  Speaker 2: time three hours from when they started to when it ended,
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  Speaker 2: that would mean they had, if I'm correct, here, one
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  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty two minutes roughly of not playing basketball
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  Speaker 2: something like that, and fifty eight minutes where they play.
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  Speaker 2: In those fifty eight minutes, there were a lot of timeouts,
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  Speaker 2: TV timeouts, foul shooting, all that stuff. So, okay, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think this was a death sentence. It might have been,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was. It was a cardio session
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  Speaker 2: with cameras TV cameras, and pretty confident that Wemby and
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  Speaker 2: SGA we we did not send them to some kind
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  Speaker 2: of North Korean labor camp outside pyeong Yang.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: They weren't making bigger rocks into smaller rocks. That that
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  Speaker 2: did not happen. I think at one point SGA did
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: have to drag a boulder up a mountain. I might
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  Speaker 2: have been imagining that for the state, but last I
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  Speaker 2: checked out. I mean, maybe I'm wrong on this, but
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I think they're all most of these almost all of
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: them are in their in their twenties. A lot of
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: them are in their early twenties. They're well paid. They're
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: not long shortman, they're not coal miners. They're they're just
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: basketball players. They play three or three games a week.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: If they play four, they bitch about it. If they
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: play five, they should tire. They are so worn out.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: So it's a very difficult job. So feel bad for
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: them having to play a double overtime game in the playoffs.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: And I don't think they're sleeping in the airport terminal.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's going on. I don't believe they're
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: eating those white Castle vending machine burgers.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's happening.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: And I think what's going to happen here is these
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: guys will be escorted to cryo chambers.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: They will be handed a.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Trip to a steam room with eucalyptus steam to help
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: them recover. They'll have that and their personal chefs will
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: cook up a nice feast.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: So to quote Aaron Rodgers. Relax. Relax.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Both teams played the same amount of minutes. I don't
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: think anyone's going to die. Everything will be okay. And
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: it's I think it's supposed to be hard at least. See,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: this is the problem. I'm you know, I guess I'm
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: older because I always was told that it's supposed to
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: be hard.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: That's why they call it the playoffs. Nowadays, o's too hard.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my, on you losers.
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• 23:00
  Speaker 2: few of the postgame decree. As we are just settling
• 23:05
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• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Paige n a guy named Ben, not me with somebody
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: else named Ben, says, Wemby owns Oksey like the militia
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• 23:25
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• 23:31
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• 23:33
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• 23:37
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• 23:38
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• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Crawl through a river of pooh and come out clean
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: on the other side.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just too dumb to get it. Well, yeah,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: we're going to.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Continue breaking down the thirty something year old movie Shawshank Redemption.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Mallard prop Guy writes in he says yet another ten
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: out of ten on the Mallard monologue speaking of load management.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I caught part of the first segment of the Inaugura
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• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Something something Something he said.
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• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It was list radio. They're already waving the white flag. Yeah,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't know anything about that.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I did not partake in that, but I'm glad you
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: were listening. Malarprop guy. You can be our ears and
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: listen and see what's going on. Manuel in Gardena writes
• 24:27
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• 24:32
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• 24:37
  Speaker 2: he says, I still have OKAC in six double over time.
• 24:42
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• 24:46
  Speaker 2: How about this guy, the guy named the disc rights
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: in He says, holy crap, I've not listened to Mallord
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: in fifteen years.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Wow. And then he said, I'm still hilarious. Well, I'm
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: not that hilarious. You didn't, I said, for fifteen years?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Do you understand if I was hilarious, if I was
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: good at this, I would not have lost you disc
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: for fifteen years?
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: Do you understand?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Do you understand a child could have been born in
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  Speaker 2: high school in that time?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Do you understand fifteen years? My god?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Brock writes and says thunder and seven. But at this moment,
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• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Let me put these guys on hold. One second. Put
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: these guys on hold. Here there we go, all right.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: So if I got out there, I want people call,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: and then I want to leave him just ringing. So
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Wayne and Lulu says, enough with the NBA tonight. It's
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: too damn much, he says. Truck Stop Fungus writes in
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  Speaker 2: a truck stop near year, He says, guys on time
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: a few nights in a row with his post after vacation.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: That goes back to slacking. I know what you're talking about.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: It was only a couple of minutes off on that,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: only a few minutes off. Let's go the oes and
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: we'll say. I was hoping this guy would call in.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I wondered what happened. I reached out to him. He
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: did not respond. Let's say hello to Van the One
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Legged Bamba Man. Hello, Van the one Legged Bamba Man.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Welcome, Hello, mister Benny. I got some breaking.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: News, breaking news, breaking news from Van the one Legged
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Bama Man.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: I was breaking news from Fox Sports kind of kind
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: of man.
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: I was just scrolling through YouTube, ran across your boy
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: cow turn uh doing a podcast. I don't know what
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: podcasts stick Black guy all right, he's telling a story
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: about his first job in Vegas in the late eighties
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: early nineties and He's in an Italian restaurant and Tony
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: Pilatro and three other mobsters are in there, and he
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: thinks her staring at him, and he thinks they think
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: he's a mob order, and he's too scared to go
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: by him and go to the bat for room. Well,
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: Tony's blancho was killed in nineteen eighty six. There was
• 27:09
  Speaker 9: no Tony's blancho in like that eighties.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: And earady that that's unfortunate.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Story is total.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: But yes, all right, all.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm glad that you called to use my platform
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: to rip the most important person at the company.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Okay, that'll go over well with me,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: you know, I appreciate that.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, there's word and you pol there's word.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Now, man, I was concerned. We've not talked to you
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: in some time. In fact, I actually reached out to you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: You did not respond. I sent you an email and
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: you did not.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: I did you ever check my email?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: That would be accurate. You do not check your email.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I checked in with you because I was worried. You
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: said you were going through some medical stuff and then
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: you hadn't called in a while, so I was like, obviously,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: see what Van's up to and then you didn't respond,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: and so that was I was a little concern because
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I figured you'd write back, but you didn't right back.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: But everything's okay.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: I'm still kicking, I'm still haired, hell problems, but I'm
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: For those who don't know, if you're new to the show,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Van the One Legged Bama Man, the greatest story I've
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: ever had from someone that has called the show. Van
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: was out in the swamp somewhere and had his leg
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: bitten by in Louisiana. He was in a swamp in Louisiana,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: had his leg bitten pretty much off by a gator.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: And then you're who was your cousin or your brother?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: So who came with you? Your cousin?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: His cousin went out there and did what any right
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: standing person would do, killed the gator.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: And then you ate. You ate the gator that ate
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: your leg? Is that correct?
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Yes? Later on we did eat the gator. His mom
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: was a great.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Good Van the One Legged Bama Man.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Tail.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I have never eaten gator tail? What's it taste like?
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Oh? Man, it is the mostious chicken you'll ever eat.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Well else you put spices on it all that right,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: and yeah, doesn't he doesn't taste like fish though I
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: don't like that fish.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: No, it's more of a chicken taste it. So it's good.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: It's not wild game. He tasting like you know, us
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: and gamba other animals.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I got you, I got you all right. Well listen,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you're doing all right. We'll have to call
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: more often here. We'll have some hot baseball talk that
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: braves are playing well. It's it's May, but they're playing well.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: So you got that.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Car made spurs to win it all for my futures.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: I got okay, see in the sperm, but I win
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: more over the spurm.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: So far you're in good shape. It's one game. I'm
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: told they have to win three more games.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: So you're all right. Well, thank you Van, thanks for checking.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Check your email. Van out Dare you all right? Thank you?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Go away, I said Van. The one legged Bama man.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: So the post game decree.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: That would be Stefan Castle who walked over while when
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Banyama was on the NBC postgame interview and he yelled
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: best player in the effing world. Of course, as we know,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: the term best means as good as all the rest
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: in that category. So he just means that Wemby's as
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: good as every other NBA player, although something tells me
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: that Stefan Castle did not mean it in that light,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: and he did clearly say the F word on NBC.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I think we're all good with that. Remember when David
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Ortiz after the Boston Marathon bombing, and Ortiz came out
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: and the Red Sox game and this is our FN
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: city and said all that, and they didn't get in
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: any trouble with the FCC. So I think it was
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: a postgame athlete cursing. I think you're you're all right.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Texas Jack. I haven't heard from him
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: in a while. Hello, Texas Jack, you are on the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Welcome Bill Miller. How you doing, buddy?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I would have my Luca
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: don Zik Mavericks Jersey on right now.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: But no, that's a throwback at this point, you know.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes, quack or throw back. Yeah, I got I
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: got tickled earlier when you were talking to Bam, the
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: one legged Bama Man or yeah he said uh he
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: said he was still kicking body and slipped there. Yeah,
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: I'm still.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: You can kick with one leg. You just gotta be
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: able to be very agile. You gotta be very agile,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: you know, you gotta be kick and then.
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: Sitting down kicking contest.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: He seems like a tough guy, Like the guy killed
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: the gator and then ate it that bit his leg off.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: That seems pretty tough to me. I don't know.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: That seems like the what you should do.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, you brought it back. Yeah, you know,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: eye for an eye, I guess everyone's blind. Gater for
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a gator.
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: You're giving the damn spurs and Okay, see a hard
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: time about maybe not being as viewed as teams should
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: be in this situation, Well, that.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Would be accurate, explaining Jack. So, I do broadcasting, not
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: narrow casting. I feel like this is a narrow casting
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Western Conference Finals. I feel like this is a narrow
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: audience and it's not a large audience.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my problem. That's I have a talk show
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: to do. That's my issue.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: If the Clippers made it, they would they would be
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: a broadcast, right.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Well, they are the people's team and they represent the
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: working person, so yes, they would be very relatable to people.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: The Great Underdog story, the overcoming the odds. Who wouldn't
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: like that? Nobody would be watching Jack, everyone would be watching.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: The thing about that is we may never find out.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: That's a great point. I love how Coop wakes up
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: when you mentioned the Clippers.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I love that all of a sudden he's like, oh,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: now we got something, Now we got something. Yeah, listen, Jack,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: you are for the rest of the time you call
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: the show. You were such a fanboy for Luca. You
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: have nothing left. You've been ruined by that trade.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: That my hart's been drug out. But the flag is
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: being rose.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: Nah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you still sound like a broken man. To me,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: you still sound like a broken man.
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: I'm crushed. It's your believing you where you're at work.
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: You come home from work and all your ship's gone.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah gone, Yeah that stuff, We'll say, stuff's gone. Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Well that's you're a truck driver. That's what truck That's
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: how truck drivers are you. Just you talk like Stefan
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Castle's what you did.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: That's what you did.
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: Just talk like, I'm sorry about that slip there.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna find you ten thousand dollars. You'll be okay, though,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: are you that no problem?
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, sure, yeah? Dropping the bucket.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Checks in the mail.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, okay, very good, all right, thank you call
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Moore off in Texas, Jack, Away, there you go.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I like that you just want to mention the Clippers.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I love that because the Clippers matter. That you just
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: made my point, Texas Jack, like you randomly called up
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: and brought up the clippers.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't bring the clippers up. You brought the clippers
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: up because they move the needle. They move the needle.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, Rob says, Wemby is the real MVP over Mahler's
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: former Clipper prize SGA. Well no, actually, Sga was the
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: regular season MVP. He it wasn't even close. Wemby didn't
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: even finish second in the MVP voting. The Russian kid says,
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: how does the bamamn still kicking?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: How is he still kicking? In VS?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: One?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Everyone's bringing this up. I listen, We've addressed that. Huh uh.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Ankatara says, wait, if the one legged bamba man ate
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: the alligator that ate his leg, does that mean that
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: he ate his own leg?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I've got to know.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: No.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: They they were able to take the leg out of
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the gator and then they consumed the gator.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Joe the Ghost Hunter, who was at the Great Ohio
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Meet and Greet there met him could do. Joe the
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Ghost Hunter says, Gator nuggets are amazing. They taste like chicken.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: It's all about the chicken man. Well, and Guardina says
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Anthony in Louisiana wishes that he and Lorena were kissing cousins.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: He says, they're sincerely the Carolinas, the Virginia's, the Kentucky,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: the Appalachia whatever. That's Manuel in Guardina in southern California.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Here what else we have, let's see u Phaige Nan Boso,
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: the district attorney, says the definition of best to courtad
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Dictionary dot com. Well, Boso, I know this all over
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: your head because you're You're Boso, the district attorney. But
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  Speaker 2: in the advertising world, okay, I mean it's a little
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  Speaker 2: different here, right, So the advertising world, there have been
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  Speaker 2: lawsuits that determined that if you say you have the
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  Speaker 2: best turkey sandwich, you can say you have the world's
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  Speaker 2: best turkey sandwich. That is, they were decided in court
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  Speaker 2: years ago. You can go look it up. It's on
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  Speaker 2: you know, you have to go to the dark web,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, but it was determined years ago that the
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  Speaker 2: term best means as good as all the rest.
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  Speaker 1: If you say that.
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  Speaker 2: My turkey sandwich is better than everyone else's turkey sandwich,
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  Speaker 2: you could then be libel out of libels, or everyone'd
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  Speaker 2: be sued. You have to then prove in court why
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  Speaker 2: it is better. So if you listen in advertising, you
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  Speaker 2: will hear the term best all the time. You will
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  Speaker 2: you have to back it up and you open yourself
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  Speaker 2: Spurs guard Stefan Castle joined James Harden, Tim Duncan and
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  Speaker 2: Me is the only players since nineteen eighty four to
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  Speaker 2: Spurs guard Stefan Castle joined James Harden, Tim Duncan and
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  Speaker 2: me is the only player since nineteen eighty four to
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  Speaker 2: Who and Spurs Guard Stefan Castle joining James Harden, Tim
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