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Hoppe RETIRES From Dating Apps! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.19.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. So there's something weird going on
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  with Candace. Not even that she's an annoying
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  broad. It's not even that. There's something
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  bad with her and Charlie. There's those selfies
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  of them looking really close. I'm not saying
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  they banged, but there definitely was tension.
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  She is obsessed. Yes, we're talking about Charlie.
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  And Erica Kirk. I remember meeting Erica at Del
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  Frisco's. Oh yeah, they were far enough to eat
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  my food. Did Charlie introduce you guys? Was
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  it with Charlie? He wanted me to come meet her.
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  I was excited to meet her because she was giving
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  him attention. And what I mean by that is, you
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  know... Out of respect for the marriage, I won't
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  get into too much. Whenever you say out of respect
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  for the marriage, you're already saying stuff,
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  bitch. The time before he met her, it's not offensive
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  to the marriage. Obviously, people tried to date
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  before. He was trying to date this girl that
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  he was totally obsessed with. Basically, every
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  time this other girl would text him, I was texting
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  her back. I basically had to become a lesbian
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  for a year. Yeah, Candace Owens just skinks,
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  man. Can you imagine being Candace Owens' husband
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  and she never talks about you? Maybe he wants
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  that, but she's, oh, he's talking about you.
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  Yeah. because I liked her a lot, the girl he
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  was chasing, and I knew that she was going to
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  let him down, because it was very obvious that
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  she wasn't into him, and he was heartbroken about
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  it. Then Tyler Boyer sets up this, like, I have
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  this person for you to meet, and he comes, and
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  he's like, oh, she's a bit older, and initially
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  he was like, I'm just going to use her to try
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  to, like, get it. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, that marriage
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  is different for me. Can you imagine? Think about
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  Charlie Kirk in August. I know he was already
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  talking about possibly getting replacements and
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  there were quotes of him saying that he was kind
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  of scared for his life. But can you imagine you
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  die and the Republicans view you as this heroic
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  guy and you're speaking your mind and you get
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  shot. And then the video of you getting shot
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  automatically plays when you go on TMZ .com.
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  You don't even have to click on ads. and then
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  your wife is going around making it about her,
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  and then there's Drewski skits making fun of
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  her, and then she's hugging J .D. Vance, and
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  then your so -called friend Candace Owens is
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  throwing you under the bus. I said this, and
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  people did not like this. I'll say it again.
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  I kind of get a high from people not liking me
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  saying this. They were never your friends. It
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  would be like me dying for a radio show I worked
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  for. They were using you. You had a ginormous
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  audience and a huge influence. Like the first
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  date or whatever. And then she was a bit more
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  persistent in giving him the godly spiel and
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  the messages, and I'm just going through our
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  messages, like, look, this is maybe what God
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  wanted me to have. God's not real. You know?
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  He was sort of wrapped in, you know, hooked on
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  that because Charlie is a Christian. And so when
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  I went to meet her, obviously my first instinct
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  as a woman was that she was older than me. And
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  I just thought, that's kind of weird that she
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  would be into Charlie because Charlie's quite
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  young in those ways. Um, Candace, have you heard
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  about the thing of men being into older women?
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  And as annoying as Erica Kirk is, wow, she's
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  37. Yeah, as annoying as she is, she's pretty
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  freaking hot. Mm -hmm. He's an absolute genius.
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  He's got so much going for him. But, like, he's
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  young in those ways. And he was inexperienced.
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  And he's been very open about the fact that,
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  like, he was a virgin when he got married. Wow.
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  He was a virgin. I was going to pound Tom while
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  he was praying. I feel like I'm oversharing here.
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  You are oversharing, you moron. Shut up. Again.
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  Could you imagine, like, you tell Charlie, like,
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  what was it, September 10th he got shot? Could
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  you imagine you tell him September 9th? Oh, yeah.
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  Nine months in the future. Everyone's going to
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  be talking about how you were a virgin and your
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  wife's a cougar. And to be clear, I'm going to
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  say I became best friends with the girl he was
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  chasing. She's fun, you know. She knows how to
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  ride. I just... Nothing. Just what everyone kind
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  of sees now is kind of okay. But I did not care.
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  You claim you don't care. You claim you don't
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  mean to spill his business. But the dollar you're
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  doing! I supported. I was like, go for this,
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  go for this. Oh, thank God. Thank God he got
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  Candace Owens' support. Shut up. You want a LinkedIn
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  accolade for Noah and Charlie? Shut your ass.
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  You're annoying. Blah, blah, blah. Gotta make
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  everything about me. Imagine being a husband.
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  What do we got here? Uh, Malin Ward. Who, um...
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  was being referred to as a porn star in 2019,
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  and I made a post on Instagram story saying that
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  she was mad that she wasn't being referred to
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  as a former sitcom actor. She blocked me. So
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  she's really thin -skinned about, you know, having
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  sex on camera. She said that Bonnie Blue is a
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  black guy to the porn biz. Mm -hmm. I don't know.
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  She's very self -conscious about doing pornography.
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  She's hot, though. I can't deny it. Here she
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  is. Do you think like content creators in the
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  space like the Bonnie Blues? Yes. Oh, she's definitely
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  with. Yeah. A thousand. Yeah. You know what's
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  going on with women? Women claim that men are
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  trying to bring them down. Oh, they're always
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  playing the victim. You know what's really going
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  on? I'm going to tell you what's really going
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  on. The women. I'm bringing down the women. The
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  minute I'm getting pregnant, that hurts too.
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  Yeah. She's definitely detrimental. It's the
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  business of you having sex so that lonely men
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  can get their rocks off. Mm -hmm. It ain't that
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  deep. Besides when it's deep. Disgusting for
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  our industry. I know a lot of people in the industry
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  not like her. I don't like you. You're annoying.
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  Mm -hmm. And you're doing the profound thing
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  of not wearing makeup on the TMZ podcast. Good.
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  Good. You're so brave. She is just going after
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  it for shock value. It's working. You're talking
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  about her. When's the last time you've made the
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  news for your porn? It got boring. And we are,
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  yeah, I don't have any real respect for Bonnie
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  Blue. That's good. Man, women go, men are so
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  discriminatory against us. No, you're discriminatory
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  against your own god. There you go. Moron. To
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  fake a pregnancy like that, I mean, that is just
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  over. She did have sex with a thousand guys,
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  so I am kind of wondering. She might be on birth
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  control, dad. Yeah. Abortion. I'm wondering how
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  she did it. I don't even know how, listen, how
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  does she physically do it? Actually, a couple
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  of us grown girls, we were at AVN and she was
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  there, and we were trying to think, and right
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  after she did the big, like, whatever, thousand
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  people or whatever, and we were trying to figure
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  out literally how many seconds it went in. She
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  was just not fun. You don't hang out with Malin
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  Ward because she's classy. Happy Hot Topic! Well,
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  she wants to charge his drops. The mother of
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  a teenager who was arrested in Tampa during a
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  teen takeover says her son had nothing to do
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  with that takeover. I'm sure he's so innocent.
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  Which is, your parenting of kissing his ass is
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  why your son's in this problem. You never ever
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  scolded him, you moron. Mm -hmm. These teen takeovers
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  are so dangerous. Then the parents are like,
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  no, not to my son. You're a moron. Mm -hmm. This
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  is Channel 8's Victoria Lucas joining us live
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  in Tampa. positive takeover is planned for tonight.
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  So tell us a little bit more about that, Victoria.
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  Keith is right. So we're here at the Jackson
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  Heights NFL Yet Center where police are planning
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  an event. That is a long name for a building.
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  And it's called Takeover with a Purpose. are
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  invited to come out for some food and games.
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  It's also where that mother Angela, like, please
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  stop destroying our city. Mm -hmm. Oh, Bellamy
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  is going to come out here, she says, to talk
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  to law enforcement about getting her son's charges
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  dropped. Mother there. It's gonna impact his
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  job that he gets. Oh, yeah, maybe you should
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  scold him. Mm -hmm. You're making him into a
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  privileged douchebag. It's gonna Yeah, he was
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  causing a riot at Dapper Dead. This is social
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  media. Like, his face, they're going to remember
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  him forever. If you think your son was down about
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  not doing anything, then you're encouraging the
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  problem. No. Angela Bellamy says her 15 -year
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  -old son, Armani Polite, was not... Oh, he's
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  very recognizable because he's got dumb red hair.
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  ...involved in last Friday night's takeover at
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  Corona Six and Park. She says he... was chaperoned
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  by his 18 -year -old brother to allow him to
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  see his girlfriend. Oh, yeah, that's good. I
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  don't want the charges. I want to try my hardest
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  to get... Uh, no one wants the charges, bud.
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  Maybe you shouldn't have been there. Mm -hmm.
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  I used to go to sketchy underage parties in,
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  you know, bad neighborhoods in the suburbs. And
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  you know what I did when it got wild? I would
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  walk home because I didn't want to be there.
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  Sometimes you got to leave the party, you moron.
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  Oh. Flight joins 21 others from the ages of 12
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  to 21 charged in the incident. Yeah, they should
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  be charged. Community service. But this... Oh,
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  my son should be charged. Shut up. This is teens
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  coming out, starting fights. Wreaking havoc in
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  the streets. And this is Chief Lee Burkhoff.
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  Making it unsafe for our community members. It
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  is unsafe. They're a bunch of morons. Our visitors
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  and our police officers. There you go. A polite
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  face is a fray, which means fighting in public
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  and causing a disturbance, along with resisting
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  an officer without violence. Oh yes, they didn't
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  even, you know, get arrested. He didn't even
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  go, hey, sorry. Yeah. Your behavior of allowing
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  this is why he's in this situation. He's entitled!
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  He says after spending time with his girlfriend,
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  he and his brother went to see other friends.
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  Then a fight broke out of nowhere. The light
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  says he tried to defuse it, but instead... I
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  will say this, dude. You are the five people
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  you hang on. And there were more than five people
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  there. Became someone's target. He hit me, and
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  I defended myself as if he was a... Yeah, I would
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  just walk away. You don't have to really fight
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  back. That's a stupid, you know, defense. Come
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  on! I'll help you figure it out. That's how I
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  feel right now. Are you ready for the greatest
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  show ever? Let's go, whatever. Attention, FM
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  DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Rude. aggressive, and those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. door is closing
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  hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're listening
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  to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy hour with
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  ryan hoppy yes now no no no no if i hit this
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Weed up now, we
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  -P -E, H -O -P -P -E, Has reached the Hoppy Hour
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  headquarters. Let me turn this off. Right here.
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  This is CNN breaking news. Oh yeah, let me get
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  the announcement music. After 12 years of swiping
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  right, looking for my wallet and all, I had some
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  good runs. Oh, there were some good times. And
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  there were some bad times. But overall, it was
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  a learning experience. I got a lot of reps in.
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  And I never thought this day would come. No pun
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  intended. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
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  of the gallery, or whatever they say, I'm here.
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  144 months, whatever amount of days that is.
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  I am officially retiring from Bumble and Tinder
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  and especially Hinge. While there are some great
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  women out there that you can meet on the dating
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  apps. The constant ghosting and lack of communication.
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  And then the other party wondering why their
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  cell's only at 38. I just, it reaches a point,
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  you know, where it was a good run. Oh, there
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  was some good times. There was a hot -ass 54
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  -year -old. And that college girl, yeah, it was
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  all good. But life is impermanent. We could die
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  at any moment. So nothing lasts forever. So I
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  hate saying it. Even though I'll be back on it
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  in two weeks. I'll come back from retirement
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  like Tom Brady. Not really. I am officially retiring
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  from dating apps. Now, it's up in the air if
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  I'll be retiring from dating. Constant lack of
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  communication and falling for somebody. And then
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  the ghost thing. It's just your heart strings
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  can only take so much. 14 years. 12 since 2014.
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  That's how emotional I am right now. I can't
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  even get the amount of time right. I would swipe
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  right on everybody. That's a good run. But all
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  good things must come now and then. Bless you
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  and your outcome. It's a bumble, tender, Facebook
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  dating hinge. It's a goodbye. 856. 49 happy.
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  I was having fun doing that. I thought about
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  that. It's just, it ain't worth it. Men feel
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  emotions a lot differently than women. Women
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  can go from guy to guy. I'm not talking about
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  body. I'm just saying, like, they can just go.
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  It's like fan fiction. Like, you know when a
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  girl texts you, like, I don't know, 8 .50 at
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  night, and she's like, what are you doing? And
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  you're like, oh, you know, just hanging out.
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  And she's just like, well, maybe another time.
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  And you're like, well, no, no, no, I'm free.
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  And she's like, oh, I'm tired. Why did you text
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  me? What, am I fan fiction? What, are you revving
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  up the engine? And then once you revved it up,
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  you realized you didn't want company? It was
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  a good run. But now it's over. And thank God
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  for my VPN. That's all I'll say. David Banner
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  says he doesn't believe Martin Luther King liked
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  himself. If you go back and look at Martin Luther
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  King, and it's online, the speech that he was
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  going to do at his church the week that he died,
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  you would have thought that was Malcolm X. Oh,
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  geez. Man, we are really dissecting things, aren't
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  we? Martin Luther King was sick of getting his
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  ass beat on. He wanted to be about finances.
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  He was talking about some of the things that
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  were going on in the war that nobody dared to
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  speak about. Yeah, he was kind of ahead of his
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  time, wasn't he? That was the reason why they
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  killed that man. But the version of Martin Luther
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  King that black people love, I don't think Martin
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  Luther King liked him. I have no comment on that,
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  but they are talking race, as usual, on the Cam
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  Newton podcast. This clip right here. It's very
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  interesting. Clavicular tries testing this girl's
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  intentions by asking for her number. And the
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  second she agrees, he switches up the vibe. That's
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  terrible. Was she deaf? Or is it because they're
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  playing Drake too loud in the background? So
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  I guess he switches up the vibe after she says
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  she wants to go out with him. First of all, girls
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  don't like that ass -kissing thing where you're
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  like, oh, you're classy. No, you gotta call him
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  dumb. I'm kidding. It's not quite that. But I
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  have never met a girl that likes compliments.
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  You watch the old -time movies where they're
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  like, oh, I'm gonna court you and hold your door.
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  No, they're like... Slam the door on me. Not
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  quite that, but it feels like it. Because girls
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  like bad boys. And I wonder why the bad boys
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  have break their heart. Neon could not believe
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  Iggy Azalea exposed the exact type of scent she
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  finds most attractive on guys. Every human is
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  supposed to use lotion every day. Could you recommend
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  me one? I really like this. original flavor lotion
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  it's vanilla oh yeah be good lip and like slightly
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  it says banana but you wouldn't think it was
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  banana you can't like put your finger on it smells
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  so fucking good i also really like this it's
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  like a a um what do you call it a uh you're talking
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  like a blonde again it's like kapari and it's
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  a body oil like a melt like it's hard and you
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  i don't know it's absolutely ruining I feel like
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  Neon's trying to jump the shark a little bit.
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  What are you doing? This is an interesting clip
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  right here on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy, which
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  you should always expect because I try to bring
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  interesting stuff. Dr. Carol Hoovey says men
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  objectifying women can be natural. So in the
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  dream, what I felt was this very strong pull.
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  to this woman's body. And it wasn't even the
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  whole thing. It was like I was drawn to her shape,
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  her form, and I wanted to touch it. She's a hot
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  piece of ass. And I felt that I had to work my
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  way through her. Work my way up to you, girl.
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  To do it. I got emptiness inside. The only way
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  I can describe it, it was just devoid of the
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  whole person. There's a riveting podcast. I feel
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  like we need to do a pre -screening of podcasts.
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  It's kind of like the Oprah clip with the cars.
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  You get a car, you get a car. It's like you get
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  a podcast and you get a podcast. All right, 856.
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  49. Oh, yeah. You're probably wondering what
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  the frick happened. So at work, one of the DJs
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  had to use the room. So you know what I did?
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  I went home. So if it sounds a little different
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  in this room, it's because I'm at home. But we
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  still have so much to get into. And it's also
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  like I have no problem with my job, but it's
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  like 71 degrees in the room I'm recording. It's
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  65 here. By the way, you want to know something
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  crazy? You want a visual that'll turn on your
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  girl? Like, think about it. If right now you're
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  hanging out with your girl, she's like, why are
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  you listening to this podcast? Mm -hmm. Guess
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  what? I'm naked. Yeah, I'm butt naked doing my
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  podcast while my kid's looking at me like, what
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  is wrong with my daddy? Mm -hmm. So imagine me
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  leaning back in an office chair, butt naked.
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  Talking about Alabama Barker, who I would not
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  mind seeing butt naked. So here is Iggy Azalea
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  and Neon talking about Alabama Barker, caring
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  about him and being the first girl to treat him
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  right. I've had this happen with women where
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  they try to invest in you, but they view you
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  like a Bitcoin. So this is what's going on. Alabama
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  are a cute couple. What do you think? Yeah, I
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  ship you in Alabama. I think that you guys look
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  like you have a lot of fun together. I don't
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  believe it. She likes black guys! And NBA players!
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  And she seems really sweet around you. And I
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  liked the, um... Well, they all seem sweet at
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  first and you get to know them. You know that
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  she did for you at the beach. That was really
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  sweet. You saw that? I saw a clip of it, yeah.
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  And I was like, you know what? That's very nice
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  of her to do. I feel like Neon's going to really
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  go through it when he's like 26 or 27. But I
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  feel like he thinks this girl cares about him.
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  And I'll bend it! As I'm butt naked in my apartment.
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  Because a lot of girls don't do anything. They
• 24:26
  don't. I think she went and took the time to
• 24:28
  do that for you. There you go. Sounds like Iggy's
• 24:31
  a little jealous. She wants some of the Neon
• 24:34
  D. Here's Clavicular. Let's see if I agree with
• 24:38
  this video. But I do think that the dating market
• 24:41
  is messed up for guys. But Clavicular says it's
• 24:45
  brutal out there. Let's hear what this expert
• 24:47
  says. Because when I think of the authority on
• 24:51
  dating, I think of molecular. Give women a break.
• 24:54
  I mean, women won't even look at a man who's
• 24:56
  under six foot as a... I mean, that's true, but
• 24:59
  everyone looks at me. I'm six nine, bitch. Human
• 25:01
  in a lot of cases, like, what are we talking
• 25:03
  about? They are the most fucking brutal gender,
• 25:07
  and this is... I don't even know if I agree with
• 25:10
  this. The most brutal dating... I don't think
• 25:12
  it's brutal. It's confusing. Ladies out there,
• 25:16
  listen to me. I know the whole energy is, oh,
• 25:21
  men don't have emotions. We do. We were just
• 25:25
  told by society not to have any. ...market that
• 25:28
  we've ever been in. So for you to sit here and
• 25:31
  tell me that I'm being too mean or I'm... I never
• 25:35
  want to be ageist where I'm like, I don't take
• 25:39
  this person's advice because they were born in
• 25:41
  2006, but he was born in 2006! Here is a man
• 25:50
  describing the biggest ick men have for women.
• 25:53
  The biggest ick that men have for women, yes,
• 25:56
  we have icks too, is when a woman cannot do the
• 25:59
  R word, which women are literally built to do.
• 26:02
  It's like the thing that makes a woman a woman.
• 26:05
  It starts with the letter R, and I don't know
• 26:07
  why it's not taught in schools. By the way, I'm
• 26:09
  Taylor Love. I help explain the man brain. If
• 26:10
  you like that kind of stuff, hit - No one gives
• 26:11
  a shit, bro. The follow button. At our core,
• 26:14
  men are providers. Even the guys saying they
• 26:17
  want to go 50 -50 on the dates. Even the soy
• 26:19
  boys who've got the man buns, who are in their
• 26:22
  feminine energy, and can't pick what they want
• 26:24
  off a menu. Even they know that they are on this
• 26:27
  earth to do one thing, provide for women and
• 26:31
  children. That's what we are built for. And if
• 26:34
  we're built to provide, guess what you're built
• 26:36
  for? You're built to receive. That is a weird
• 26:42
  R word. The R word is receive. I don't like his
• 26:46
  masculine energy. He seems like a douchebag.
• 26:50
  Gee, why don't girls like me? Mm -hmm. Clavicular
• 26:55
  describes cheating on Lily. Mm -hmm. Under the
• 27:00
  desk now. Under the desk. He's always got this
• 27:06
  crappy music playing in the background. He is
• 27:08
  so coked out. This is why I like... This is why
• 27:13
  I like prostitutes. Are we really going to edit
• 27:18
  out the word prostitute? Are we that sensitive?
• 27:22
  This is getting out of control. Prostitute, prostitute,
• 27:25
  prostitute. This is why I like prostitutes. This
• 27:28
  is why I like cheating on you. Man, Clavicular
• 27:33
  seems like a good -ass dude. Sarcasm. Here's
• 27:38
  a hot -ass woman with a huge -ass chest. Telling
• 27:43
  us the kind of men that scares women the most.
• 27:48
  Do you know what kind of man scares women the
• 27:50
  most today? What? It's not the rich one. It's
• 27:53
  not the heartthrob. It's not the macho man. It's
• 27:56
  the man who has already been destroyed once and
• 27:59
  rebuilt himself. And doesn't care. I tell people
• 28:04
  this all the time. You can add all the trouble
• 28:07
  you want on me. My dad died, my uncle died in
• 28:12
  birth leukemia, my cat's dying in front of me.
• 28:15
  You know what? Just add it on. This man isn't
• 28:20
  afraid of abandonment. He's faced silence, he's
• 28:24
  confronted loneliness, and he's - My loneliness
• 28:26
  is killing me! Survived the worst day of his
• 28:31
  life. He learned to cook, he learned to clean,
• 28:34
  or he learned to organize his own life. I will
• 28:36
  say, there always is a time in life, especially
• 28:40
  if you're a dude and you've got ADHD. What was
• 28:44
  that sound? Was that my air conditioner? That
• 28:48
  was weird. Ah, this is why it's weird recording
• 28:50
  from home. Even my cat looked around like, what
• 28:51
  the fuck? The thing is, old man, is when we've
• 28:55
  been so hard talking, And we have a girl that
• 28:58
  teaches us everything. They want to take credit.
• 29:01
  Like, oh, I taught him that fast. And he learned
• 29:05
  to live without being emotionally dependent on
• 29:08
  anyone. Yeah. That was something I did not do
• 29:12
  early on. Like, I don't know. I don't know what
• 29:16
  women are doing. And I'm not trying to go down
• 29:19
  like an incel road because I love women. We need
• 29:21
  women. Women are better at customer service than
• 29:23
  men. I think women are smarter than men in some
• 29:26
  ways. But there's a problem, ladies and gentlemen,
• 29:29
  of boys and girls. Ever since the Me Too movement,
• 29:35
  every man is categorized as a Harvey Weinstein.
• 29:40
  And that's not fair to our gender. No, it's not.
• 29:44
  856 -49 -HAPPY. It's very weird. I was on like
• 29:47
  a 20 -minute roll. I was doing good radio. I
• 29:50
  was doing good radio. Then I had to relocate.
• 29:53
  It's like 100 million degrees outside. No, I'm
• 29:55
  like at home. I'm like, this is weird. This woman
• 30:00
  says sexual liberation is a scam. Somebody said,
• 30:04
  but women have sexual liberation too. That's
• 30:08
  what I wanted right there. That's what I wanted.
• 30:09
  That face right there. Sexual. That is your offense.
• 30:13
  Liberation is a scam. Explain. Expound on that.
• 30:16
  It is a scam that gets women to act out of what
• 30:19
  is truly natural. It is not natural for us to
• 30:21
  have multiple sexual partners. It's just not.
• 30:23
  It's not natural for us to be. I think women
• 30:26
  are really starting to overthink sex. I really
• 30:31
  think it's like the Me Too movement made women
• 30:33
  think like, oh, I can't be promiscuous. I think
• 30:37
  there's so much more stimulation with social
• 30:39
  media and dildos. We do it all the time, Sarah.
• 30:42
  Yeah, it doesn't matter. We're different. It
• 30:43
  is a double standard. It's a double standard.
• 30:45
  I can't listen to them. Blah, blah, blah. But
• 30:49
  then again, someone's listening going, Ryan,
• 30:51
  you're a part of the blah, blah, blah. So am
• 30:54
  I any different? I don't really think so. All
• 30:58
  right, here's DJ Academics. I kind of like DJ
• 31:01
  Academics' body of work. He's an outspoken man.
• 31:06
  But he's a little bit of a bitch when it comes
• 31:10
  to Drake. And Drake flew DJ Academics out like
• 31:14
  a princess. Academics says he needs more rich
• 31:17
  friends. You know what I need? I need some rich
• 31:20
  friends, bro. The problem, I've had rich friends
• 31:24
  that do morning radio and turn on their life.
• 31:28
  And the problem is, you're always like, when
• 31:30
  they like take you on a vacation, on like a cruise
• 31:33
  and whatnot. You know what the problem is? They
• 31:37
  have power over you. Yo, is that? Oh, wow. What
• 31:42
  the fuck? Is that fake? If I say I want some
• 31:45
  rich friends? That is. Yeah. You know what? I
• 31:47
  realize I need some rich friends. I'm about to
• 31:49
  go on vacation. You know, we're taking a month.
• 31:51
  I'm going on vacation next month for my birthday,
• 31:53
  which is yesterday. Yeah, he like lies about
• 31:56
  his age. He claims he's like 35. Looks like he's
• 31:57
  58. And the vacation that I'm trying to have,
• 32:05
  you know what I mean? It ain't one of the vacations
• 32:11
  where your homies be like, yo, I got you with
• 32:13
  like $800. Oh, yeah, we can run a chain. Oh,
• 32:17
  yeah, that ain't going to cut it. All right.
• 32:20
  So he's pretty much saying he wants friends to
• 32:21
  just buy him things because he's a sociopath.
• 32:27
  Adonis said this about Drake, saying that he
• 32:30
  let some of his dying relatives listen to his
• 32:32
  music before it was released. I spoke, bro. Drake's
• 32:34
  so happy, but guys, he's so happy. He's so happy.
• 32:37
  I forgot to say last night. I don't know why
• 32:42
  I didn't think of it. Obviously, I did. But I
• 32:45
  had a fan member who passed, and they were waiting
• 32:49
  on Iceman. And I got an icebox where my heart
• 32:54
  used to be. Honestly, like, I got a chance before,
• 33:00
  you know what I'm saying? Like, before to, you
• 33:04
  know, Drake sent me songs so I can. He's trying
• 33:07
  to ground you, man. You know? He likes those
• 33:10
  Jewish boys. So Drake's a real one for that,
• 33:13
  bro. 8 -5 -6. 49, Hoppy. 8 -5 -6. Here's a woman
• 33:22
  saying men and women don't pay the same price
• 33:24
  for sex. Men and women can both have sex. Oh,
• 33:27
  yeah. Last night I was having sex with myself.
• 33:30
  It was great. What happens after? Two completely
• 33:34
  different biological stories. Men are built for
• 33:37
  volume. Simple biology. Roughly 300 million new
• 33:40
  sperm a day. Hell yeah! And mine's all dead!
• 33:46
  You know why a mine is dead? It's very weird.
• 33:50
  It's because of this. Did you know that Ryan
• 33:53
  Hoppy got a vasectomy? Well, now you know. And
• 33:55
  we aren't even sure why we told you. Welcome
• 33:57
  back to Hoppy Hour. And evolution wired him to
• 34:00
  spread his seed and protect the species, right?
• 34:03
  All over the face. Sex for a man is a dopamine
• 34:07
  flash. Oh, yeah. And a testosterone. Man, nothing
• 34:12
  beats when you bang on a girl and then you drive
• 34:14
  home and you're playing Lil Wayne. You're like,
• 34:17
  yeah. I just nut. bike a quick hit with no emotional
• 34:22
  residue that's why a guy can sleep with somebody
• 34:25
  and literally feel nothing after because his
• 34:27
  brain resets almost instantly he doesn't bond
• 34:30
  through sex he bonds through loyalty respect
• 34:33
  mission and peace Women, on the other hand, are
• 34:36
  obsessive. Are built for depth. She has one egg,
• 34:40
  one shot. That actually has a good point. Her
• 34:44
  body floods with oxytocin, which is the same
• 34:47
  hormone that bonds her to her baby. Alright,
• 34:50
  that's scary. It really is weird how the entrance
• 34:54
  is also the exit zone for a kid coming out. It's
• 34:57
  very strange. Shakira, Shakira. She wins her
• 35:01
  tax fraud case in Spain. Good for her. I bet
• 35:04
  she did something, but because she's Shakira,
• 35:06
  she can't. She's a hot piece of ass. She can
• 35:09
  only win it. A lawyer claims Dr. Cheyenne Bryant's
• 35:14
  branding is legal. Dr. Dre isn't a real doctor.
• 35:17
  I believe what I just found out about Dr. Cheyenne
• 35:19
  Bryant. I actually found proof that Cheyenne...
• 35:24
  is Dr. Bryant. Now her integrity may be in question,
• 35:29
  but she has illegal ducks in a row. So then,
• 35:32
  but you don't see Dr. Dre out here trying to
• 35:35
  diagnose people. He just beats up women. This
• 35:39
  is a trademark for Dr. Bryant since 2018. Damn.
• 35:44
  I love how the culture is protecting her. But
• 35:49
  like if Amy Schumer did that, it'd be no good.
• 35:53
  Women don't know what they want in a guy. A girl
• 35:55
  says, just stay away from us. There is something
• 35:58
  about a guy with a six pack that gives me, gives
• 36:01
  me the biggest ick. I, mm -mm, mm -mm. I will
• 36:07
  take. Man, it's not like you're nothing. Take
• 36:09
  a dad bod any day over a six pack. Any day. It
• 36:14
  also just kind of icks me out because it's like,
• 36:16
  why are you into your. Body so much. Oh, no.
• 36:19
  Heaven forbid we take care of ourselves. Because
• 36:23
  then women judge men that are out of shape. What
• 36:25
  do you want? Like, I know my mental headspace
• 36:29
  when I was, like, obsessed with my body and working
• 36:31
  out and this and that. And I watched them. And
• 36:34
  it was a very toxic mindspace. Whatever, man.
• 36:37
  What are they doing? Now, this is my timeline,
• 36:40
  so I'm not sure. But it's weird. You're out of
• 36:44
  your mind. The killer of Hylia is getting death
• 36:51
  threats after starting a GoFundMe for his legal
• 36:53
  fees. Bro, you beat death row. Accept it. Here's
• 36:57
  a woman saying guys are tired of the drama. Sassy
• 37:00
  man apocalypse this, that, whatever. No, shy
• 37:02
  man apocalypse. You know what's low -key been
• 37:04
  giving me the ick recently? Not that you ask
• 37:06
  or care, but I'm going to tell you anyways. Is
• 37:08
  like the ick like the new Gen Z term? Because
• 37:10
  like three of these videos have said ick. The
• 37:13
  art of approaching a girl in public. Has died.
• 37:17
  Yeah, I'm six foot nine and awkward. I said awkward.
• 37:21
  And sometimes if I'm sitting at the bar, I can
• 37:24
  talk to a girl. But when you go up to them, they're
• 37:27
  like, no, you're tall. You got a big dick. Got
• 37:29
  two bones to pick. Number one is men who see
• 37:32
  you in public and then reach out to you on socials
• 37:35
  the next day instead of just coming up to you.
• 37:37
  I'll be honest. I've done that when I'm drunk.
• 37:41
  Like, honestly, it's good intention. But no,
• 37:44
  it's just such an act. I feel kind of embarrassed
• 37:46
  that I used to do that in the club. I had a friend.
• 37:49
  He's a former friend. He's a douchebag nightclub
• 37:52
  DJ. But he would have Betty after Betty in the
• 37:59
  club. And I'd be hitting on him. Mm -hmm. And
• 38:03
  I'd get to Instagram, and they would not follow
• 38:05
  back. It made me feel bad. And he would bang
• 38:09
  them out. You have to, like, hide behind your
• 38:12
  phone. All right, that's making me feel a little
• 38:14
  self -conscious about how I used to be. All right,
• 38:17
  Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi are starting
• 38:19
  to get serious after their trip to Hawaii. Oh,
• 38:22
  you know, that was a bang fest. Spencer Pratt
• 38:26
  and Heidi Montag were seen eating at a fancy
• 38:28
  restaurant. I saw this news. I didn't know this
• 38:30
  hot piece of ass is... Having a, had a kid. You
• 38:34
  know Abby Phipps? Mm -hmm. Remember the girl
• 38:38
  that had that weird video with Cameron? No, not
• 38:41
  a sex tape. She's the girl from, not SNL. She's
• 38:46
  from CNN. And she's from CNN and she's having
• 38:52
  a kid. And baby number two is on the way. You
• 38:56
  know making a baby with her is fun. If you don't
• 39:00
  know what I'm talking about, here's where I first
• 39:01
  heard about Abby. Here's the clip. Thanks for
• 39:04
  being here. First, when you saw that video of
• 39:08
  Diddy, Cassie in that hotel, did you recognize
• 39:14
  that Sean Combs? What I want to say, first of
• 39:21
  all, when I seen the video, everything in the
• 39:24
  video is egregious. I'm against. I don't support.
• 39:30
  All the charges that's alleged against him, I
• 39:32
  don't support any of that. Traffic and minors,
• 39:34
  domestic violence, I'm totally against it. So
• 39:38
  when I seen the video, yeah, I was kind of upset
• 39:39
  with it. Being that I know him, he's not necessarily
• 39:43
  a friend, but yeah, I was upset when I seen it.
• 39:45
  Did you recognize him? Did you recognize that
• 39:49
  kind of anger at all? From your experiences?
• 39:52
  I don't know him like that. What do you mean
• 39:53
  do I be recognized? I recognize him. I've seen
• 39:55
  him. What do you mean my experiences? I've seen
• 39:58
  him and I thought it was disgusting. I didn't
• 40:01
  do a zoom in to see if it was really him or nothing,
• 40:03
  but he admitted it was him, so yeah, it was him.
• 40:07
  What did you think about the apology that he
• 40:09
  gave in that other video? The apology ain't for
• 40:14
  me, it's for Cassie. What I think about it don't
• 40:18
  matter. It ain't do nothing to me. need to ask
• 40:22
  Cassie if she accept the apology. I told you
• 40:25
  I feel. I said what I said. I want to play a
• 40:28
  conversation that you had on your podcast back
• 40:30
  in September with Mace. Listen. Yeah. When you
• 40:35
  had your record deal, why did you take me to
• 40:38
  Biggie Smalls and not Bad Boy? Man, it's almost
• 40:42
  going to bring me to tears to say this. I just,
• 40:44
  being that I saw you as such a good friend, I
• 40:48
  wanted to Put you with somebody I knew it Thank
• 40:52
  you, man, I really appreciate that a lot of people
• 40:55
  ask me that on Instantly I knew Biggie would
• 41:03
  would do right by Can you tell us a little bit
• 41:08
  more about that I mean is there Is there something
• 41:12
  known in the industry about how did he treated
• 41:15
  his artists So I'm going to get some cheeks after
• 41:24
  this horsepower. It's him drinking like his boner
• 41:28
  juice. He looks repulsed. I'm just going off
• 41:34
  what Mace said. Mace took me to Biggie. I don't
• 41:36
  really know puffers like Mace no puff. So I appreciate
• 41:40
  what Mace said. And of course, that's my brother.
• 41:43
  So if he felt that way, then he felt that way.
• 41:45
  I can't really tell you how puff moves or anything
• 41:48
  like that. Mace didn't know better than me because
• 41:49
  he was trying to puff. I wasn't. But my show
• 41:52
  does come on at 8 a .m. Eastern on YouTube. It's
• 41:55
  called It Is What It Is. It's a good show. Yeah,
• 41:58
  that's what it is. But for me to tell you how
• 42:02
  Puff acting and all that, I don't know. I never
• 42:03
  was signed to him. Yeah. What about the industry
• 42:06
  in general? I mean, so many people have pointed
• 42:08
  out that Diddy couldn't get away with this stuff
• 42:10
  if there weren't a lot of people protecting him.
• 42:13
  Do you think that's the case? Who the talent
• 42:19
  agent for this joint? Like, you think I'll be
• 42:21
  sitting around watching what Diddy do and all
• 42:23
  this? I didn't know this was a Diddy joint they
• 42:25
  were inviting me to. Yo, who booked me for this
• 42:27
  joint? There you go, that's great. All right.
• 42:31
  I don't be sitting around watching Diddy and
• 42:33
  all that. Camera on. Thanks for joining us. Yeah,
• 42:36
  there you go. I had to play all three minutes
• 42:38
  of it. That is just absolutely hilarious. So
• 42:40
  she's having a kid. Mm -hmm. Brittany Cartwright
• 42:44
  is owing a lot of money to the IRS. And there
• 42:48
  was a fight at a Chipotle in Washington, D .C.
• 42:51
  I'd fight, too, if those prizes were out there.
• 42:54
  Mm -hmm, which they are. I get it. Lindsey Graham
• 42:58
  says he welcomes celebrities getting political.
• 43:00
  Why? Because Lindsey Graham's also a douchebag.
• 43:05
  So that makes sense. Holly Madison was seen dating
• 43:10
  the Las Vegas attorney Steve, whatever his last
• 43:13
  name is. It's hard to say. Ted Cruz endorses
• 43:16
  the... Spencer Pratt, good for him. People are
• 43:22
  still mad at Kevin Hart's jokes from the roast.
• 43:24
  Get over it. Saweetie. Mm -hmm. Who puts ranch
• 43:31
  dressing on her spaghetti. I'm still traumatized
• 43:33
  from that. You know those farts, though. She's
• 43:36
  being sued for $3 million by promoters over allegedly
• 43:38
  not showing up at a Japan concert. And then here's
• 43:42
  Dana White. breaking down the fight that's going
• 43:45
  to happen at the White House. We really are living
• 43:50
  in the movie Idiocracy, aren't we? It's right
• 43:52
  in front of us. And we're all in denial. And
• 43:57
  that's no good. You never want to be in denial.
• 44:00
  856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -49 -467 -73. You
• 44:06
  can tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio. And you can
• 44:10
  always email me, RyanHoppyRadio. A gmail. A dot
• 44:15
  com. Ah, his wife beat her piece of garbage.
• 44:19
  Dana White. I love how he's being asked as they
• 44:34
  say ax things while taking pictures. Axing. Well.
• 44:41
  What we did was, there's a lot of people that
• 44:43
  met up for tickets, but we did invite. We invited,
• 44:50
  you know, the president has 1 ,000. I have 200.
• 44:55
  Ari Emanuel has... There's the fight that's happening.
• 44:59
  And college graduates are mad as the announcement
• 45:01
  at their graduation was run by AI. Graduates,
• 45:05
  everyone who is standing, I... Here's what's
• 45:11
  happening. We're using a new AI system. Dumb
• 45:14
  run. That's our reader. Man, I love how these
• 45:21
  companies are trying to use AI to save money
• 45:23
  and then it screws them. The music's so loud,
• 45:39
  man. Someone needs to run those levels. What
• 45:42
  we were able to do, though, is each of you were
• 45:45
  able to walk the stage and get a picture, which
• 45:48
  is what I would hope would be the most meaningful.
• 45:53
  What a dummy. What an absolute moron she is.
• 45:59
  I can't listen to that. That music's so loud.
• 46:02
  What are you doing? Bella Hadid was seen on the
• 46:06
  boat on a yacht looking hot as hell. Donald Trump
• 46:09
  Jr. is going to get married soon. That woman's
• 46:11
  a clown chaser. And Amy Schumer says she doesn't
• 46:14
  feel sexy anymore. Someone needs to let her know
• 46:20
  that she was really never that sexy. She had
• 46:23
  more, I hid it, and quiet energy. You know what
• 46:26
  I mean? Happy Hot Topic! All three of Drake's
• 46:37
  albums dropped. And now we know why it was called
• 46:40
  Iceman, at least one of them, because why? He
• 46:44
  went scorched earth on everybody. He's calling
• 46:46
  out a variety of people. Tell me he didn't do
• 46:49
  Kendrick. Of course he did Kendrick. I'm going
• 46:51
  to skip over this. But that's saying you won.
• 46:57
  You dunked on me. No, he's saying this short
• 46:59
  guy finally got a dunk. Good. Good for you. But
• 47:01
  you're still the little guy. Charlie XCX. She's
• 47:06
  a hottie, isn't she? Gave her husband, George
• 47:08
  Daniel, from the 1970s... Leave her for me! ...a
• 47:11
  concussion on the set of her new music video.
• 47:15
  You can give me a concussion and then ride me
• 47:17
  on that. So she has a part where she throws a
• 47:19
  salt shaker, hits him directly in the head. Shake
• 47:23
  my salt shaker! She's really hot. She kind of
• 47:25
  scares me a little bit. Really? Yeah. So it's
• 47:28
  like she'll put out her cigarette on you. Lorde.
• 47:33
  She is rapping. Man, what the hell happened to
• 47:35
  Lauren? Mm -hmm. Picking up her tour. She sings
• 47:39
  while running on a treadmill on stage. Yeah,
• 47:44
  it's the only way her music's listenable. And
• 47:46
  it builds with the song. As the song goes faster,
• 47:49
  it moves faster. Oh, that's talent. How is that
• 47:52
  talent? To run and sing and sound. You know she
• 47:55
  ain't singing, you know what I mean? Good. That's
• 47:57
  like I can pat my head and rub my stomach at
• 47:59
  the same time. Show us. Show me. Ah! Paul McCartney
• 48:05
  knows what exactly will bring America back together.
• 48:07
  Hey Jude. Republicans and Democrats all at each
• 48:11
  other's throats. When we do that song, they're
• 48:16
  not. Hey Jude. Alright. I don't know. I'm not
• 48:19
  really into the Beatles. I don't think they're
• 48:22
  bad. It's just not for me. It's like country
• 48:24
  music. Happy Hot Topic! Stranger Things almost
• 48:31
  had a different Hopper. But while it's hard to
• 48:33
  imagine anyone else playing chief of police.
• 48:35
  It cannot make David Harbour feel low. You know,
• 48:39
  there was somewhat. Jim Hopper on the hit Netflix
• 48:42
  series. Creators Matt Duffer and Ross Duffer
• 48:44
  revealed they originally offered the role to
• 48:46
  someone else. Matt revealed during the Happy
• 48:49
  Sad Confused podcast. I'm happy, sad and confused.
• 48:52
  Teenth quote. It was Billy Crudup. Like everything
• 48:55
  happens for a reason, right? I watched the first
• 48:59
  season of Stranger Things and it was brilliant.
• 49:02
  Watching Winona Ryder yell at a wall. But then
• 49:05
  all of a sudden the kids got annoying, man. What
• 49:08
  the hell? What's going on? All right here on
• 49:14
  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Amy Schumer isn't
• 49:17
  feeling quite like herself. Trust me. If you're
• 49:21
  not feeling sexy, you are feeling like yourself.
• 49:25
  Whoever went, oh my God. Amy Schumer is a sex
• 49:30
  symbol. A dear media event for the podcast. Not
• 49:33
  skinny, but not fat. Medium revealed she underwent
• 49:37
  a medical procedure that didn't quite go to plan.
• 49:41
  Amy told podcast host Amanda Hirsch that she
• 49:44
  feels, quote, happier than I've ever been before.
• 49:49
  That's good. You're implying that man brought
• 49:51
  you down, that as you love to say, the autistic
• 49:53
  chef. Four, to which Amanda asked, does it have
• 49:57
  to do with being really hot? We'll leave it at
• 50:00
  that. Amy Schumer is kind of talented, but she
• 50:06
  ain't, huh? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! John Stamos
• 50:11
  shares the last photo taken with his late co
• 50:13
  -star, Bob Saget. I'm going to say it. I thought
• 50:16
  it was absolutely ridiculous that because he's
• 50:19
  Bob Saget that his death info was not released.
• 50:23
  Something happened there. He hit his head on
• 50:26
  the bed. What? The fact that his daughter was
• 50:29
  begging the Florida courts to not release it
• 50:31
  is really sketchy. The Full House alum celebrates
• 50:35
  what would have been Bob Saget's 70th birthday.
• 50:38
  Man, that makes you feel old, doesn't it? Sharing
• 50:40
  sweet memories from their decades -long friendship,
• 50:42
  including the last photo they took together.
• 50:44
  Yeah, John Stamos X'd me on as well. Whoa! Happy
• 50:50
  Hot Topic! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's daughter
• 50:54
  Zahara graduates from college. Man, doesn't that
• 50:57
  make you feel old? First of all, Bob Saget would
• 51:00
  have been 70. And then her kid graduated high
• 51:04
  school, I mean college. The daughter of Angelina
• 51:06
  and Brad graduates from Spelman College in Atlanta,
• 51:09
  Georgia. Ah, yeah, you know, she ain't a nipple
• 51:11
  baby. May 17th, with a Bachelor of Arts in Psychology.
• 51:16
  Good for her. Seems like a smart kid. She's got
• 51:19
  a deadbeat dad, though. I swear, nobody's gonna
• 51:26
  believe me, but he was so much more normal before
• 51:29
  I was pregnant. This is one of 12 of the baby
• 51:34
  mamas of Elon Musk, Ashley St. Clair, doing what
• 51:40
  every modern day woman does, where they talk
• 51:43
  about their exes in front of their ring camera
• 51:45
  while putting on makeup. It's called the Alex
• 51:48
  Earl. Because without Elon, there's really nothing
• 51:52
  else that's interesting about Ashley St. Clair.
• 51:56
  Ashley St. Clair is opening up about her love
• 51:59
  life. Yeah, I would say it's pretty normal when
• 52:01
  a guy wants to get his rocks off. But then when
• 52:03
  a kid's involved and born, all of a sudden they
• 52:06
  change. Why? Because he's a deadbeat. And you're
• 52:10
  a money -grabbing imbecile. More than a year
• 52:14
  after the former conservative influencer announced
• 52:16
  that she and Elon Musk had welcomed a baby boy
• 52:19
  together, she shares in a May 15th TikTok video
• 52:22
  why she decided to have a baby with the tech
• 52:24
  mogul. Mommy! And how getting pregnant completely
• 52:28
  - They changed their romance. At this point in
• 52:32
  my life, because I'm involved in MAGA and the
• 52:36
  - Oh, you're involved in MAGA! So I never want
• 52:40
  to hear you talk about being a feminist. Mm -hmm.
• 52:43
  Right wing, like, and I'm already a single mom.
• 52:46
  I believe, like, the chances of me getting married
• 52:49
  and my, you know, the white picket fence and
• 52:52
  - So you used to have another kid. Mm -hmm. This
• 52:56
  is why I want women to say how men use women
• 52:58
  for sex. Women use men for money. White dress.
• 53:02
  I believe that's out the window for me because
• 53:05
  I'm already like stained. Oh yeah. You got white
• 53:09
  stains. A single mom. But I... If you're putting
• 53:13
  the energy out there, that ain't gonna help.
• 53:15
  I wanted nothing more than to just be a mom.
• 53:18
  Like, I wanted more kids. And the 27 -year -old,
• 53:21
  who also has a son from a previous relationship...
• 53:24
  Oh, yeah, so she just goes from guy to guy. I
• 53:28
  want to ride in New York. ...emphasizes that
• 53:30
  her biggest concern about having more children
• 53:33
  was financial stability. It's difficult being
• 53:36
  a single mom. It's difficult working and... Oh,
• 53:39
  poor you. No one forced you to have kids. No
• 53:43
  one put a gun to your head and said, I'm going
• 53:46
  to let a guy complete the task of me and make
• 53:48
  a kid. So I don't feel bad for single moms at
• 53:51
  times. They blah, blah, blah. And I don't feel
• 53:55
  bad for single dads. Having to wonder if you're
• 53:59
  going to be able to pay the bills for your kids
• 54:01
  the next month. So when Elon is like, you should
• 54:04
  have more kids. um my only limited resources
• 54:08
  time like of course it is appealing to do what
• 54:13
  i've always wanted what be a cloud chaser with
• 54:15
  no talent i need to do be um be a grifter with
• 54:18
  no talent mom and not have to worry about this
• 54:22
  going on in this economy and that's yeah you
• 54:25
  know You're pretty much admitting you're entitled.
• 54:27
  You're pretty much admitting you used a man.
• 54:30
  And you're kind of damaged goods. She says she
• 54:35
  and the Tesla CEO discussed her getting pregnant
• 54:37
  during a trip to St. Barts, during which she
• 54:40
  said she was ovulating. Oh, yeah. You know, she
• 54:44
  planned that. She's like, hey, can we go to St.
• 54:47
  Barts the third week of the month? I'm pregnant.
• 54:49
  This is when... Things start getting weird. You're
• 54:55
  weird, honey. Mm -hmm. Things got weird when
• 54:59
  you thought he was good to have a kid with. Okay,
• 55:01
  I swear. Dummy. Nobody's gonna believe me, but
• 55:04
  he was so much more normal before I was pregnant.
• 55:08
  Yeah, because he was just having sex with you.
• 55:10
  Mm -hmm. He was getting his rocks off. But then
• 55:16
  when there's a kid involved, it all changes.
• 55:19
  Like, he was... It was like very normal conversation.
• 55:24
  Like his demeanor was normal. And I know I'm
• 55:27
  going to get roasted for this, but in private,
• 55:29
  like he was funny. I think it's funny that you
• 55:33
  thought it was going to work with him. I have
• 55:37
  no sympathy for you. Mandy Moore just wants to
• 55:44
  be sweet like candy, speaking out on the God,
• 55:46
  she's a honey. toxic mom group drama. Remember
• 55:49
  that toxic mom group? That dirty, rotten moron,
• 55:52
  Ashley Tisdale? Saying the narrative is upsetting
• 55:54
  and Why is it always girls with the name Ashley?
• 55:57
  and not something she wants any part of. Mandy
• 56:01
  stopping by Andy Cohen Live on SiriusXM May 18th,
• 56:04
  sharing her thoughts on the so -called toxic
• 56:06
  mom group drama surrounding her, Hilary Duff,
• 56:09
  Meghan Trainor, and Ashley Tisdale. Oh, yeah.
• 56:12
  Who wrote in a January 1st essay published in
• 56:15
  The Cut about her reasons for leaving the, quote,
• 56:18
  toxic mom group, allegedly made up of the famous.
• 56:21
  You know, Ashley is the toxic one, just a dirty,
• 56:24
  rotten, narcissistic moron. Friends, the This
• 56:27
  Is Us star having this to say. I wouldn't have
• 56:30
  handled the situation this way. Just sort of,
• 56:32
  it perpetuates the silly trope that women can't
• 56:35
  be supportive of one another. They can. be. Yesterday
• 56:38
  you had Malin Ward throwing Bonnie Blue under
• 56:42
  the bus. Then you have this. Maybe it's time
• 56:45
  to admit that women don't want other women to
• 56:47
  succeed. And I have not felt that one iota since
• 56:51
  becoming a parent. I've actually been so surprised
• 56:53
  by like... But Mandy Moore, you're a good person.
• 56:55
  Ashley Tisdale is not. The meaningful relationships
• 57:00
  I've found with other moms and other parents
• 57:03
  just in general. I think the most important thing
• 57:05
  in my life, being a kind person and like that
• 57:08
  legacy of kindness in any - Yeah, I mean, that's
• 57:10
  good to say and all and all, but you're still
• 57:13
  addressing it. So you're giving Ashley Tisdale
• 57:15
  power. Even insinuating that that might not be
• 57:18
  the case and with the company that I choose to
• 57:21
  keep is like, is very upsetting. Yeah, well.
• 57:25
  Maybe just don't talk about it because no one
• 57:27
  really thought about it recently. Who did you
• 57:30
  talk to recently that was like, oh, remember
• 57:32
  the Ashley Tisdale essay? We all moved on from
• 57:36
  it. So you're just giving it more power. Happy
• 57:40
  Hot Topic. The Delta Airlines CEO, Ed Bastian.
• 57:44
  Good morning to you. Signed it this summer. Here's
• 57:46
  this dumb boomer. That you're here. Let's talk
• 57:49
  about ticket prices. They're up 30 % since the
• 57:51
  start of the year. Yeah, I want to hear what
• 57:53
  he has to say about that. How would you characterize
• 57:56
  the Iran war's impact? I don't want to hear this.
• 57:59
  I'm sorry. I know that was rude of me to start
• 58:01
  playing a clip, but that's what I don't do. There's
• 58:05
  a clip about Nate Bargatze. My mom is obsessed
• 58:07
  with Nate Bargatze. Mm -hmm. I think she liked
• 58:12
  Nate Bregazzi more than me. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy
• 58:15
  Hot Topic! Developing right now, a judge in New
• 58:19
  York has ruled to allow evidence in the trial
• 58:21
  of Luigi Mangione. Oh, that loser. Who is the
• 58:24
  man accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian
• 58:27
  Thompson. Oh, the crazy Gen Z broads. Support
• 58:32
  them. Watch out for them. They're psycho. That
• 58:35
  judge is letting prosecutors use, as evidence,
• 58:39
  a gun and a notebook that prosecutors say will
• 58:42
  link Mangione to that murder and point to a possible
• 58:45
  motive. Right. Yeah. I think the motive is he
• 58:48
  just wanted to kill somebody because he's a loser.
• 58:52
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Christopher Abbott can't
• 58:57
  be more excited about his baby with Aubrey Plaza.
• 59:00
  It's gotta be weird. I mean, it's gotta be fun,
• 59:03
  you know, having sex with her. But it's gotta
• 59:07
  be weird, you know, all of a sudden, like, her
• 59:10
  husband kills herself. I'm wondering if she was
• 59:13
  with him. while the husband was alive. More than
• 59:17
  a month after the actress revealed her pregnancy,
• 59:19
  the Broadway star speaks out for the first time
• 59:22
  on preparing to welcome their child during the
• 59:24
  May 18th episode of Today. Can we say congratulations?
• 59:28
  You're expecting a babe with one of our... For
• 59:31
  my Tony, no. Oh, he's annoying. Oh, he's a Tony
• 59:34
  award -winning actor? That means he's douchey.
• 59:37
  No! Happy Hot Topic! Chelsea Griffin and Kawami
• 59:42
  Appiah are going their separate ways. No, a couple
• 59:45
  from Love is Blind not working out? No way! After
• 59:50
  getting married on Love is Blind four years ago,
• 59:53
  the couple, who met on season four of the Netflix
• 59:56
  hit, have decided to end their marriage. Ah,
• 59:58
  bye -bye. That was never true love. It was a
• 1:00:01
  reality show. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Oh my gosh,
• 1:00:06
  dude. This morning, volatile and terrifying spring
• 1:00:10
  weather coast to coast with storms ripping through
• 1:00:13
  the Midwest overnight and dramatic tornadoes
• 1:00:15
  touching. Oh yeah, that ain't good. Down yesterday
• 1:00:19
  in central Nebraska. Yeah, you know, it's gotta
• 1:00:22
  be weird living in Tornado Alley where at any
• 1:00:24
  moment, everything can go to crap. Large tornado.
• 1:00:30
  So there's a tornado scared the crap out of me.
• 1:00:33
  Mm -hmm. I gotta skip over this. Lado's never
• 1:00:39
  sounded better. Mm -hmm. For the copyright. Gotta
• 1:00:42
  keep away. All right, here we go. Make that.
• 1:00:45
  The kid is here because Lado just gave birth
• 1:00:48
  to her first child. Man, she had a big -ass belly.
• 1:00:51
  Mm -hmm. I wonder what she was craving while
• 1:00:54
  she was pregnant. Mm. I'm soaking it all in.
• 1:00:58
  Like, life is a blur. Every day I wake up, I
• 1:01:01
  look in the mirror like, is it me? Is it real?
• 1:01:04
  Oh, jeez. Like, pitch. It's very real, honey.
• 1:01:07
  You got that big dick. It's just the beginning.
• 1:01:14
  The Grammy nominee announced her pregnancy back
• 1:01:16
  in March, putting her baby bump on full display
• 1:01:19
  for the cover of her appropriately titled fourth
• 1:01:21
  album, Big Mama. Big Mama and the Wild Bunch.
• 1:01:26
  That is a Fort Myers radio reference. Former
• 1:01:31
  co -stars Ariel Winter and Nolan Gold are truly
• 1:01:34
  a modern family. Ariel revealing her on -screen
• 1:01:37
  brother is now her real -life roommate. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:41
  You know, he's bringing dude after dude over.
• 1:01:46
  life -imitating art sitch too good to be scripted.
• 1:01:49
  Four days after confirming her breakup with boyfriend
• 1:01:52
  of four years, Luc Benoit, Ariel revealing to
• 1:01:55
  PeopleMag in an interview published May 18th
• 1:01:58
  that she is living with her former co -star,
• 1:02:00
  Nolan Gold. There you go, they're living together.
• 1:02:04
  There's this. Mindy Kaling is opening up about
• 1:02:07
  her weight loss journey. Not a journey of putting
• 1:02:10
  a shot in your ass. During an interview with
• 1:02:14
  - It used to be a journey, like the people that
• 1:02:16
  went on The Biggest Loser and lost weight. But
• 1:02:20
  now you put a shot in your body. That ain't a
• 1:02:22
  journey. That's a scam. That's you being lazy.
• 1:02:25
  The Bustle, published May 19th, the actress gives
• 1:02:28
  insight into her body transformation and how
• 1:02:31
  it left her feeling, quote, scrutinized by fans
• 1:02:33
  who were used to her at a bigger size. Yeah,
• 1:02:36
  I don't understand. I love women with booty meat.
• 1:02:41
  I love women with meat on the bones. I don't
• 1:02:43
  understand these women. Mm -hmm. They'll want
• 1:02:48
  to be skinny. Shearing. It's sometimes no fun
• 1:02:52
  when one of your favorite actors loses weight.
• 1:02:55
  Well, I'm glad you figured that out. I'll go
• 1:02:57
  get a cheeseburger and get fatty on. It looks
• 1:03:00
  like Barbie is leaving this party. The Europop
• 1:03:03
  band Aqua, responsible for the 1997 hit Barbie
• 1:03:07
  Girl. Announced on Instagram May 18th that after
• 1:03:10
  30 years in the business, the band is breaking
• 1:03:13
  up. I did not even know the band was still together.
• 1:03:15
  The announcement reads in part, quote, After
• 1:03:17
  many incredible years, we have decided to close
• 1:03:20
  the chapter of Aqua as a live band. No! 1998
• 1:03:24
  called! Aqua has been such a huge part of our
• 1:03:27
  lives, and together we've had the chance to experience
• 1:03:29
  more than we ever dared to dream of. Alright,
• 1:03:32
  there I am. That's what's happening with Aqua.
• 1:03:37
  And here is a Pete Davidson news. No! Happy Hot
• 1:03:42
  Topic! I have a baby to take care of. You know
• 1:03:48
  a girl is really mad when they talk like that.
• 1:03:54
  And they have that long breath. And I also have
• 1:03:58
  to watch. while your ex -baby daddy, well, current
• 1:04:10
  baby daddy, but ex -boyfriend's touring the world
• 1:04:12
  making money to afford your life. It's hard.
• 1:04:16
  You know who you were having sex with? He's very
• 1:04:21
  open about his borderline personality disorder.
• 1:04:24
  Hewitt dropping that bomb on her followers, claiming
• 1:04:27
  she's raising her five -month -old daughter with
• 1:04:29
  Pete Davidson, Scotty, by herself. Well, that's
• 1:04:33
  a huge problem. You met him after like two weeks,
• 1:04:36
  moved in, and then had a kid. No one was stopping
• 1:04:39
  you from using Plan B. But a source tells ET,
• 1:04:44
  it's not true. Yeah, you don't say. A woman being
• 1:04:48
  obnoxious on social media for clout? No way!
• 1:04:52
  Breaking news! Well, I honestly couldn't be more
• 1:05:03
  excited. He sounds excited. He means well. He's
• 1:05:06
  mentally ill like me. No, it's been my dream
• 1:05:09
  forever since I was a little kid. The baby's
• 1:05:13
  mother is one of my favorite people. That was
• 1:05:15
  from 2025. Never exist ever. She's going to be
• 1:05:19
  a great mom. And I'm just stoked. And I hope
• 1:05:21
  to be, you know. You know, Elsie ain't innocent.
• 1:05:24
  She has this like bitchy vibe about her. Like,
• 1:05:26
  shut up. The dad that I hope that I would have.
• 1:05:30
  yeah despite their recent split et's sources
• 1:05:33
  pete is very much involved in scotty's life and
• 1:05:35
  the model slash actress's social media confession
• 1:05:38
  oh she's an actress i don't want to fan of Shut
• 1:05:45
  up. Including liking comments about Pete being
• 1:05:48
  out of the picture and leaving her a single mom.
• 1:05:51
  Man, women wonder why they're just kidding, you
• 1:05:53
  know. I'm not saying not respected, but why men
• 1:05:56
  are annoyed when you're liking comments instead
• 1:05:58
  of trying to fix the relationship. Mother of
• 1:06:03
  the year and father of the year. surprised those
• 1:06:05
  close to the former couple pete financially supports
• 1:06:08
  both scotty and elsie and exactly he has to tour
• 1:06:12
  to make money is fully present in scotty's life
• 1:06:18
  his priority is scotty and he cares about elsie's
• 1:06:21
  well -being yeah elsie's just mad that it didn't
• 1:06:24
  work out and that she had a kid after two months
• 1:06:26
  elsie that is a huge problem At some point when
• 1:06:32
  women like Ashley St. Clair and Elon or Elsie
• 1:06:35
  Hill and Pete Davidson, when you have a kid,
• 1:06:37
  you got to take accountability as well. It's
• 1:06:40
  not always the man's fault. Time for Britney
• 1:06:42
  Spears news. Talk wild bout sex, love datin'
• 1:07:00
  Slip beat, sun signal, hit the equator Local
• 1:07:03
  boy talk like a glowing narrator Lame luna on
• 1:07:06
  the grave, she a queen Her on the board, her
• 1:07:08
  on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all fell
• 1:07:11
  for the plan Hope ain't spun by the suits, not
• 1:07:14
  the fans Britney news is back, crap crazy, crazy
• 1:07:17
  Y 'all got played and the story got hazy They
• 1:07:20
  sold you a script, y 'all called it out But the
• 1:07:22
  cash came first, she just gave them a lot Britney
• 1:07:25
  news is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all call it
• 1:07:29
  amazin' Turn that dial, hoppy touch through the
• 1:07:31
  scab Girl, why show, but it talk like bam Yeah,
• 1:07:35
  throwback joints in the cut, we vibin' Then we
• 1:07:38
  dive deep in the lousy right Seen idols push
• 1:07:41
  like perfect angles Every tabloid angle, all
• 1:07:44
  triangles Spin, spin, spin till the truths look
• 1:07:46
  fake Whole fanbase fake like a birthday cake
• 1:07:49
  You were hashtags, merch, and a wristband They
• 1:07:52
  were private jets, you were Quintan Brittany
• 1:07:54
  News is black, crap, crazy, crazy Y 'all got
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  played and the story got hazed And they sold
• 1:08:00
  you a script, y 'all called it a cause But the
• 1:08:02
  cash came first, you just gave them a fly If
• 1:08:04
  any news is back, crap crazed They wrote the
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  whole plot, y 'all caught in a maze And turned
• 1:08:09
  that dial, Hoppy cut through the scams Worldwide
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  show, but he talk like damn Who you trust? Them
• 1:08:15
  us Who you love? Her or Buzz? You know on the
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  left, I can speak that real If it sound too clean,
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  then it ain't that real From the bay to the bay
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  of Tokyo City Okay. Uh, there. Here I go. Oh,
• 1:09:01
  what do I got right here? Yeah, she's insane.
• 1:09:09
  She needs to be on social media. I'm so sick
• 1:09:19
  of it. I was worried in 2021, but now it's like
• 1:09:23
  whatever. Live your life. You don't listen to
• 1:09:26
  anybody. She's middle -aged. She is dancing around
• 1:09:31
  like the crazy broad she is. She's dancing and
• 1:09:35
  ranting. And romancing. With a strange accent.
• 1:09:38
  I'm about to go see Devil Wears Prada 2. Slurpees,
• 1:09:41
  yes, man, yes. Daily Mail's Caleb Brantley with
• 1:09:47
  us right now. Caleb, what is going on with Britney?
• 1:09:50
  She's Batcraft crazy. Well, Britney Spears was
• 1:09:53
  back on social media, dancing for the camera,
• 1:09:55
  doing what she does best. But this all comes
• 1:09:58
  after a pretty chaotic visit to the Blue Dog
• 1:10:01
  Tavern in Sherman Oaks, where she appeared pretty
• 1:10:04
  agitated, raising her voice, yelling, making
• 1:10:06
  barking sounds. Yeah, she's a crazy brun. Bystanders
• 1:10:12
  actually said she was walking around holding
• 1:10:14
  a knife. I'd be so scared. Mother of the year.
• 1:10:19
  Britney's team is saying that everything is blown
• 1:10:21
  out of proportion. Of course it is. Did everybody
• 1:10:24
  sign an NDA? Where's the footage? Back, back.
• 1:10:26
  Right. They say that she was just enjoying a
• 1:10:29
  quiet dinner with an assistant and a bodyguard
• 1:10:31
  and that she was just telling a story about how
• 1:10:33
  her dog was barking. Which explains the barking
• 1:10:38
  and that she was just cutting into her hamburger,
• 1:10:40
  which is why she was holding the knife. Who the
• 1:10:44
  hell cuts a burger? You think that her inner
• 1:10:46
  circle might be concerned at all? A close family
• 1:10:49
  source told us at the Daily Mail that she's actually
• 1:10:51
  surrounded by enablers, and they say that...
• 1:10:54
  Duh! Her whole life she's been enabled! Brie
• 1:10:57
  Brittany actually just means that she's a train
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  wreck and doesn't have the people supporting
• 1:11:01
  her to help her. That's kind of mean of this
• 1:11:03
  broad to say it. Mm -hmm. Or get some help. Extra!
• 1:11:07
  Extra! Extra! I have a baby in the team. All
• 1:11:11
  right, that's Pete Davidson, Clint. What's going
• 1:11:14
  on with this moron, Candace Owens? What is she
• 1:11:18
  talking about here? After Charlie Kirk died,
• 1:11:23
  Candace Owens promised if Erica Kirk told her
• 1:11:25
  to stop, she would stop. No one, and I mean absolutely
• 1:11:30
  no one, outside of my husband and Erica Kirk,
• 1:11:34
  has the power to shut me up right now. That's
• 1:11:37
  it. Two people. Good for you! You said nine!
• 1:11:42
  You keep talking. Got to make an appeal. You
• 1:11:43
  got to go to. So that was on September 17th.
• 1:11:45
  Them. And like I said, there's nobody that has
• 1:11:48
  the. This is September 18th. Capacity to get
• 1:11:51
  me to shut up about this. So she just needs clamp.
• 1:11:54
  But she's not that interesting. Oh, we're such
• 1:11:57
  fan, dear. Hi. Time for Hoppy's Hoops. Oh, yeah!
• 1:12:12
  Last night was creamy. Double overtime for the
• 1:12:17
  Spurs beating the Thunder. If the Spurs didn't
• 1:12:23
  win last night, the Thunder win the series. The
• 1:12:25
  Spurs have a much better chance to win taking
• 1:12:28
  that game at home. But you know that the reps
• 1:12:33
  are going to be helping out SGA with his free
• 1:12:35
  throws in game two. Because they always do. Man,
• 1:12:41
  I don't like Webby. But that dude needs to start.
• 1:12:45
  What am I, Rover or Poop Hummer? No, he needs
• 1:12:47
  to start shooting the ball higher. How are you
• 1:12:50
  going to let Chet Holmgren block you, bro? Dunk
• 1:12:54
  on that white boy. Ryan breaks it. It's unanimous.
• 1:12:58
  Tune to Hoppy Hour. Never anomalous. Y 'all know
• 1:13:02
  the score, but he dies deeper. Locker room secret.
• 1:13:05
  Stats like a keeper. Voices every week and Alice
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  is sweeper. NBA's real talk cuts through the
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  sleeper. Hoppy's hoops, man. He knows it all.
• 1:13:14
  From scandals to the court rise and fall. Tune
• 1:13:17
  in. Now you'll have a. Yeah, we got that shock
• 1:13:31
  and awe Happy hour, got that shock and awe All
• 1:13:53
  right, here is the logo three -pointer that Wemby
• 1:13:56
  took to tie the game in overtime. And this was
• 1:14:07
  very reminiscent of Curry's three against the
• 1:14:09
  Thunder 10 years ago. You hear how quiet those
• 1:14:18
  morons in Oklahoma City are? Oh my God. Goodness.
• 1:14:22
  A logo shot. It's one of the best games I ever
• 1:14:26
  watched last night. And then, right here on Hoppy
• 1:14:31
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Here he is talking about
• 1:14:34
  it. Really, the first question is, how are you
• 1:14:36
  feeling right now playing nearly 50 minutes,
• 1:14:39
  double overtime? He played a whole game. Won
• 1:14:41
  Western Conference Finals and then winning the
• 1:14:44
  game in that manner. What is the overriding emotion
• 1:14:46
  that you have right now? I am French. I feel
• 1:14:52
  like it was a great effort from everybody, you
• 1:14:55
  know, 1 to 15. Physically, I'm feeling tired,
• 1:15:03
  honestly, but not as much as you would expect,
• 1:15:05
  honestly. All right, there you go. Here's SGA
• 1:15:11
  being interviewed about what he'll think in 15
• 1:15:15
  years after winning back -to -back MVP. What
• 1:15:17
  do you think is going through your mind in 10,
• 1:15:19
  15 years when you look back at the two -time
• 1:15:22
  MVP trophies? Probably something like, damn,
• 1:15:27
  I used to be nice. I used to flop like a little
• 1:15:32
  bitch. Yep, that's how it feels. That's Steve
• 1:15:35
  Nash. Here's Tim Hardaway Sr. responding to the
• 1:15:41
  hate from LeBron fans as he said he would take
• 1:15:43
  Dwayne Wade over LeBron. This conversation was
• 1:15:46
  about Dwayne Wade and LeBron James. Look at me.
• 1:15:52
  Some people are going to say, you're saying,
• 1:15:53
  what? You're saying the Hall of Famer. I can't
• 1:15:58
  listen to that. It's not listenable. Here is
• 1:16:00
  Clay Travis, who I have a love hate with. I like
• 1:16:02
  the spots. His Fox Sports radio show. eight years
• 1:16:07
  ago, but him as a conservative pundit is insufferable.
• 1:16:09
  But he says that the WNBA would like Kaitlyn
• 1:16:12
  Clark if she was a gay black woman. Why did they
• 1:16:16
  leave Kaitlyn Clark out of that graphic? I think
• 1:16:20
  it's because she's white. I can't believe I have
• 1:16:23
  to say this and it's embarrassing. Kaitlyn Clark
• 1:16:27
  is the straw that stirs the WNBA drink. Yeah,
• 1:16:31
  no one's even heard of the WNBA. And I guess
• 1:16:35
  Angel reads to a point in that hot piece of ad
• 1:16:38
  Sophia Cunningham. Any game that she plays in,
• 1:16:41
  her image should be used to sell the fact that
• 1:16:44
  the game is going on. Period. End of story. Just
• 1:16:48
  like Michael Jordan. Just like LeBron. Just like
• 1:16:50
  Kobe. There is no way on earth that this was
• 1:16:53
  anything other than intentional. There you go.
• 1:16:57
  Here is Sean, the NBA reporter for ESPN, saying
• 1:17:01
  every team wants LeBron. LeBron James going to
• 1:17:04
  play basketball again and it's not going to be
• 1:17:06
  for the Lakers. Is that kind of is that how we're
• 1:17:08
  all feeling right now? Or how do you feel? How
• 1:17:10
  do you lean right now? I wouldn't say that that's
• 1:17:13
  something that's been determined. Honestly, I
• 1:17:15
  think LeBron more than past years probably needs
• 1:17:18
  even more time with his family. With his inner
• 1:17:21
  circle. With his wife that he never cheats on.
• 1:17:26
  I do know a lot of teams are calling him and
• 1:17:29
  his camp. I spoke to Rich Paul the other day.
• 1:17:33
  Oh, yeah, you know, Rich Paul never lies. At
• 1:17:35
  the Chicago Draft Combine last week, and he told
• 1:17:38
  me, like, every contender. Going to Rich Paul
• 1:17:41
  for the inside info on LeBron is like going to
• 1:17:44
  J .D. Vance for an honest. Evaluation of Trump.
• 1:17:49
  Hit this homie. In the NBA. There you go. Shum's
• 1:17:52
  a bitch. And then here he is talking about how
• 1:17:55
  Blake Griffin got mad about them, about him announcing
• 1:17:57
  the MVP announcement before the Peacock, or I
• 1:18:01
  mean the NBA on Prime show. I mean, listen, part
• 1:18:06
  of me is like, what are we talking about here?
• 1:18:08
  The other part of me is like, you know. For me,
• 1:18:11
  when I get news, when I get information, if I've
• 1:18:13
  vetted it like I did late Saturday night, early
• 1:18:17
  Sunday morning, when I have news 100%, no matter
• 1:18:21
  how big, no matter how small, and in this case,
• 1:18:23
  obviously, very, very big accomplishment, very
• 1:18:25
  big news around the NBA, for the NBA, for Shea
• 1:18:29
  Gills Alexander being the 14th player in NBA
• 1:18:31
  history to be the back -to -back league MVP.
• 1:18:35
  He's only, you know, since Stephen Curry, the
• 1:18:38
  only guard to be back -to -back. There he is.
• 1:18:41
  He's really defensive about what Bleak Griffin
• 1:18:43
  said. Jalen Hurts was not at A .J. Brown's wedding.
• 1:18:47
  Whatever. There's going to be more ads on NFL
• 1:18:52
  Red Zone, so that's not good. And when we got
• 1:18:55
  here, here's Bill Belichick breaking down Randy
• 1:18:58
  Moss's speed. Randy, you know, he explained to
• 1:19:02
  me like how he would use his speed and how he
• 1:19:05
  didn't feel like he was really able to do that
• 1:19:07
  in Minnesota and Oakland. You know, it was like,
• 1:19:10
  well, you got to run a go route. Well, they rolled
• 1:19:12
  into me and the safety's over the top. I'm born.
• 1:19:15
  It's a football truck. We talk about the side
• 1:19:17
  checks here. That's what we do here. Philadelphia,
• 1:19:25
  here's some more footage about Jalen Hurts not
• 1:19:28
  going to the wedding. Prize or lack thereof to
• 1:19:30
  many people monitoring the A .J. Brown and Jalen
• 1:19:32
  Hurts dynamic in Philadelphia, the Eagles star
• 1:19:35
  quarterback was not present in California for
• 1:19:37
  the wedding of his wide receiver one. But he
• 1:19:39
  also wasn't at Jalen's wedding. Sources close
• 1:19:41
  to the situation tell TMZ that despite knowing
• 1:19:44
  each other for years and winning a Super Bowl
• 1:19:46
  together, Jalen was not present at the ceremony
• 1:19:48
  and it's unclear whether or not he was even invited.
• 1:19:50
  Whatever. It is time for radio news. You ready?
• 1:20:02
  Let's go. Ross Mahoney is rejoining David Mahoney.
• 1:20:24
  Good news there. He's a good dude. The radio
• 1:20:29
  station WROV is adding Woody and Wilcox. A good
• 1:20:34
  show. And Screamin' Scott Randall is now on WCSX
• 1:20:39
  in Detroit. Outro Music What the hell is going
• 1:21:23
  on with CBS News Radio? No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  CBS News Radio will sign off this Friday after
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  nearly a century on the air. Hundreds of millions
• 1:21:34
  of listeners have tuned in over the decades to
• 1:21:36
  an organization that helped invent broadcast
• 1:21:38
  news. CBS's Bradley Black... So there's that.
• 1:21:41
  All right. Should I take a break? I've been talking...
• 1:21:45
  I talked for 20 minutes in a row at work. Let's
• 1:21:48
  see here. I'll keep going. I don't feel like
• 1:21:51
  being here all day. Mm -hmm. It's me talking
• 1:21:55
  out loud. All right, let me get the Tampa Bay
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  right. I know. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Mm -hmm.
• 1:23:45
  ...shortage is now impacting one of Florida's
• 1:23:47
  most popular beaches. Yeah, lifeguard towers
• 1:23:49
  on Siesta Key Beach sitting empty now as Sarasota
• 1:23:51
  County works to fill multiple open positions
• 1:23:53
  ahead of the summer season. Ah, that's good.
• 1:23:56
  I'm glad we're understaffed at one of the most
• 1:23:58
  important jobs at the beach. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy
• 1:24:02
  Hot Topic! I'm Blake Phillips in St. Pete. The
• 1:24:08
  Rays playing red hot baseball to start the year,
• 1:24:10
  but the focus. And no one cares. Off the field
• 1:24:16
  on the future of the Rays here in St. Pete. Are
• 1:24:18
  they going to move to Tampa? Are they not? Well,
• 1:24:20
  the businesses here tell me that they're just
• 1:24:22
  taking it game by game. Oh, you have to. What
• 1:24:25
  else are you going to do? I mean, I think Ferg
• 1:24:27
  should still do well. What's going on with this
• 1:24:30
  loser? Happy Hot Topic. The man accused of killing
• 1:24:37
  two USF students has pleaded not guilty to all
• 1:24:40
  charges. Hisham Al -Burgarbi was arraigned this
• 1:24:42
  morning. His charge was stabbing Nahida Burshti
• 1:24:45
  and Jamil Amon. So he pleaded not guilty. It'd
• 1:24:48
  be not funny, but it'd be like, oh yeah, I'm
• 1:24:50
  guilty. Lock me up. No! Happy Hot Topic! In Gulf
• 1:24:55
  Florida, 28 -year -old man is in jail accused
• 1:24:58
  in a deadly shooting last month. That is a rough
• 1:25:01
  28. And he's got little tear tattoos. My little
• 1:25:08
  bitch. They say they took Alicia Landry. His
• 1:25:10
  name's Alicia too. Loser! He's right here into
• 1:25:16
  custody this morning. Everybody listens to Kelton
• 1:25:19
  every morning. I gotta call in for Sparkle. Gotta
• 1:25:22
  call Kelton. No! Happy Hot Topic! Good evening,
• 1:25:28
  I'm Brianna Arredondo. Thanks for being here
• 1:25:30
  with us at 11. Well, a change to Florida's fishing
• 1:25:34
  license rules is hooking plenty of controversy.
• 1:25:37
  The FWC now requires non -residents to buy short
• 1:25:41
  -term three... or seven -day recreational licenses.
• 1:25:45
  That's stupid. You have that rule, but then if
• 1:25:48
  somebody blows zero -zero on a blood alcohol
• 1:25:50
  test like Jeffrey Knight, they don't have to
• 1:25:52
  be charged for drugs? Man, fuck this! That is
• 1:25:59
  a stupidity. Oops. What the hell's going on?
• 1:26:04
  Happy Hot Topic! What's going on right here?
• 1:26:08
  Hold of dash cam video showing a chase involving
• 1:26:11
  troopers in Tampa and now they need your help.
• 1:26:15
  Why does everybody drive like a jackass over
• 1:26:17
  there? Finding the driver. FHP says it all started
• 1:26:20
  around 3 a .m. It's always around then. Troopers
• 1:26:25
  tried to conduct a traffic stop on a car that
• 1:26:27
  ran a red light on Fowler Avenue and McKinley
• 1:26:29
  Drive. But before troopers could reach the car,
• 1:26:33
  it took off on them at North 15th Street. My
• 1:26:36
  ex used to live over at Fowler and one time her
• 1:26:38
  electricity went out and I had to drive home
• 1:26:41
  at like 1am and I was going down Fowler and that
• 1:26:44
  is a sketchy area at night. We also just got
• 1:26:50
  a new video showing the Hillsborough County deputies
• 1:26:52
  tracking down four kids accused of stealing a
• 1:26:54
  car and then trying to break into several others.
• 1:26:57
  Losers! Followerless behavior! It's happening
• 1:27:01
  around 3 in the morning. It's always 3 in the
• 1:27:03
  morning, man. Saturday morning in Ruskin, deputies
• 1:27:06
  say they responded to reports of a stolen car
• 1:27:09
  on Oceanside Circle. There's, uh, man, what the
• 1:27:13
  hell is this planet doing? What are we teaching
• 1:27:16
  these dumb kids? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Florida
• 1:27:22
  Highway Patrol says one man's decision took the
• 1:27:25
  life of a 21 -year -old driver. What is going
• 1:27:27
  on? Listen, I know it's so cliche to say that
• 1:27:31
  people are bad at driving in Florida, but what
• 1:27:33
  the frick is going on? And left several others
• 1:27:36
  injured. Troopers say 53 -year -old Dennis Lee
• 1:27:39
  Olsen. Loser! And was drunk early Sunday morning.
• 1:27:43
  Of course he was. He has nothing else to do.
• 1:27:46
  He's a failure in life. when he caused a wrong
• 1:27:48
  -way crash on I -75. Man, I used to drive to
• 1:27:53
  work at 3 a .m., and I worked at 102 .5 at the
• 1:27:55
  moment, and there'd be all the alerts about those
• 1:27:56
  people coming up behind. That's scary. As FOX
• 1:28:01
  13's Kimberly Quizon reports, tonight he remains
• 1:28:03
  behind bars in Charlotte County without bond.
• 1:28:07
  Just after 1 o 'clock Sunday morning, while hard
• 1:28:10
  to see, cameras on the interstate near mile marker
• 1:28:13
  150 in Charlotte County capture a Ford F -150
• 1:28:16
  making a U -turn in the northbound lanes on I
• 1:28:19
  -75. I can't even watch that, it's sad, but he's
• 1:28:23
  forever a failure and never has the right not
• 1:28:25
  be stamp of approval. I think today beachgoers
• 1:28:28
  in Indian Rocks Beach will pay to park and not
• 1:28:30
  everyone's happy about that. I don't think anyone's
• 1:28:33
  happy about it. And they're not making that much
• 1:28:35
  money from it. They're making like $600 ,000,
• 1:28:37
  which is something, but to screw over the people
• 1:28:39
  that supported your town. I am so sick of these
• 1:28:42
  politicians. The poor generation wonders why
• 1:28:46
  people don't respect them. And then you do things
• 1:28:48
  like this. You're all ass wipes. News Channel
• 1:28:52
  8's Alessandra Young has a reaction to the news.
• 1:28:54
  I can't wait to hear it. Visitors now have to
• 1:28:56
  pay $4 .50 every single hour. That's a lot of
• 1:28:59
  money. If it was like $2 .75, it's acceptable.
• 1:29:02
  But for two hours, it's $9? Man, funk debt. park
• 1:29:06
  and the city suggests utilizing the park mobile
• 1:29:08
  app for the easiest way to park now parking is
• 1:29:11
  going to be enforced seven days a week from 8
• 1:29:13
  a .m to 10 p .m so the whole freaking day then
• 1:29:16
  at night if you go there the cops they have nothing
• 1:29:18
  better to do we'll screw you over I just think
• 1:29:21
  it's such a scam. I know there are so many ways
• 1:29:23
  they have to get tax dollars so they can improve
• 1:29:25
  the roads and benefit the city itself. But I
• 1:29:29
  don't even think they're doing anything with
• 1:29:31
  the money. I honestly think that a lot of the
• 1:29:32
  taxpayer money and the money that they make from
• 1:29:35
  things like this, they park it because nothing's
• 1:29:37
  really improved on the beach. I mean, some of
• 1:29:39
  the places have reopened since the hurricanes,
• 1:29:41
  but what are we doing? We're getting screwed.
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  I'm not a fan of paying for parking. I think
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  visitors should pay for parking. Honestly, I
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  do. Yeah, and so why do you need that? Because
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  it would be more fair to the residents to have
• 1:29:56
  free parking, and we're out of town. I mean,
• 1:29:58
  you expect to pay when you go places, right?
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  This woman's from Canada. Go back up there! You
• 1:30:03
  claim you don't need us, you dummy! Back in February,
• 1:30:06
  city commissioners approved the start of their
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  pilot program where visitors will now have to
• 1:30:11
  pay for parking to get to the beach in Indian
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  Rocks Beach. Residents and property owners can
• 1:30:15
  park in any space for free. Virtually every town
• 1:30:18
  along the beaches has a similar one in place.
• 1:30:21
  This is a former city commissioner. He looks
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  really raggedy. So while there may be a lot of
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  controversy over it, again, as I said, it is
• 1:30:29
  not a unique situation at all. Yeah, it's not
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  unique, but that doesn't mean it's right. We're
• 1:30:35
  just letting the politicians walk over us, aren't
• 1:30:38
  we? Commissioner Jude Bond was on the board for
• 1:30:40
  the vote. I'm Bond. Jude Bond. He says this will
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  eliminate a lot of the structural trouble. Oh,
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  I'm sure they're totally going to fix things.
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  Shut up. Yeah, it's predictable that we're going
• 1:30:59
  to get screwed over by the politicians. We can't
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  even go to the beach for an affordable price.
• 1:31:03
  Screw you. You can tell I'm a little passionate
• 1:31:07
  about it, can't you? Tampa Bay Brewing Company
• 1:31:12
  is closing. That's sad. I like that place. I
• 1:31:14
  got drunk there a few times. One group in Venice
• 1:31:17
  is making a decision about its Memorial Day concert
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  that wildfire experts say others should consider
• 1:31:23
  following as the state's drought continues. 10
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  Tampa Bay News reporter Andy Payton explains.
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  I attended a symphony, although just by looking
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  at the venue. that the Venice Symphony's annual
• 1:31:40
  Patriotic Pops concert is anything but traditional.
• 1:31:44
  Yeah. It is pretty incredible to come to a baseball
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  stadium and see a... Whatever. Music's relaxing.
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  Nothing can help out this show when I get anxious.
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  All right. It is time for Chicago News. Right
• 1:32:02
  now. to go, y 'all. Brian and the Bulls stand
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  tall. Yeah. Six. Yeah. Six mad, but he been in
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  these mics. All in ten heights, now the cynic
• 1:32:29
  is tight. From the berms to the block, that's
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  a hell of a height. Turn the dial, see his name
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  on the lights. He got callers on the line, trying
• 1:32:37
  to break We'll see you next time. Talkin' to
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  you. He got a joke for the frauds, love for the
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  brave. That could guess in the chance, say what
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  they crave. From the sports war wars to the gossip
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  wave. He connect more lanes than the doorway
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  saves. Late night, but the syndicate wide. Carolina
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  to the bay, hit a mid -wedge prize. Still a kid
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  from the ice with the driving side. Got the whole
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  damn map on the same live line. It's the Chicago
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  News. All right. Oh, no. No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  Fans cannot place live bets at DraftKings Sportsbook
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  at Wrigley anymore. Whatever. I mean, I know
• 1:34:08
  it's a loss of money and jobs and the politicians
• 1:34:11
  don't care about you in Chicago, but gambling's
• 1:34:14
  bad. The last day to place your in -person bets
• 1:34:17
  at the friendly confines will be May 31st. All
• 1:34:20
  right, there you go. I don't like betting. A
• 1:34:22
  lot of my friends, they cannot watch sports because
• 1:34:24
  of it. No! A Chicago food icon is gone, but his
• 1:34:30
  legacy will live on in cheeseburgers, no fries,
• 1:34:34
  and Pepsi. Billy Goat Tavern owner Sam Sienes
• 1:34:37
  has died at the age of 91. He's a legend. I'm
• 1:34:41
  sure he wasn't fun to be around, but whatever.
• 1:34:45
  What do we got right here? Senator Pritzker favors
• 1:34:48
  helping the Bears move here to Arlington Heights
• 1:34:51
  rather than lose them to Hammond, Indiana. Mayor
• 1:34:54
  Johnson insists the best thing for the Bears
• 1:34:56
  to do is stay in Chicago. Yeah, Brandon Johnson's
• 1:34:58
  such a little bitch -ass. Mm -hmm. He claims
• 1:35:02
  to care about you, but he does not. In his strongest
• 1:35:06
  words yet, the governor dismissing that notion.
• 1:35:09
  Yeah, that's good. I'm glad the governor and
• 1:35:11
  the mayor of the biggest city in the Midwest
• 1:35:13
  are not getting along. That's good! Not at all.
• 1:35:17
  He has no plan. There's no plan. God, Pritzker
• 1:35:20
  looks so horrible all skinny. He's a fake fraud.
• 1:35:24
  Reporters today, Governor J .B. Pritzker calling
• 1:35:27
  out Mayor Brandon Johnson for continuing to push
• 1:35:30
  for the Bears to stay at Soldier Field despite
• 1:35:32
  the team repeatedly making it clear that if they
• 1:35:35
  are going to stay in Illinois, it will be in
• 1:35:37
  Arlington Heights. Ah, there you go. So the Bears
• 1:35:39
  fans are getting screwed. That's good. Glad we're
• 1:35:43
  doing that. In an overnight burglary at this
• 1:35:46
  dispensary on the near west side, police say
• 1:35:49
  four people broke the front glass door at the
• 1:35:51
  CBT Kratom on Roosevelt and Des Plaines. They
• 1:35:54
  got away with money, some merchandise, and they
• 1:35:56
  drove off in a gray Infiniti sedan. All right,
• 1:36:00
  so another dispensary gets robbed in Illinois.
• 1:36:02
  That's Brandon Johnson, Chicago. The all clear
• 1:36:06
  has now been given after a suspected case of
• 1:36:09
  hantavirus here in Illinois. Last week, the Illinois
• 1:36:12
  Department of Public Health announced it was
• 1:36:14
  looking at a potential case in Winnebago County.
• 1:36:16
  It was feared a resident acquired the North American.
• 1:36:19
  All right, so they're trying to make the hantavirus
• 1:36:21
  into something and it's not. What's going on
• 1:36:23
  here? The owner of a doggy daycare has been arrested
• 1:36:28
  for animal torture. Joni Lum is live in Westtown.
• 1:36:31
  This is... I don't need to hear about that. All
• 1:36:33
  right, let's end the show with the last place
• 1:36:35
  thing we always do. I know it. As Cleveland knows.
• 1:36:40
  Oh! Oh! Oh! Static crackle, mic pops, the hour
• 1:36:52
  is hopping. Cleveland skyline foggy. Steel mills
• 1:36:55
  choppy City on the Cuyahoga Hearts heavy, never
• 1:36:58
  sloppy Radio waves carry tales But they ain't
• 1:37:00
  gloves to concrete jungle Potholes where dreams
• 1:37:03
  collapse Downtown echoes to cabs And faded cabs
• 1:37:06
  past the preachin' hustle Corner kids tradin'
• 1:37:09
  maps Where the vibe's Midwest But the struggle
• 1:37:11
  overlaps Cleveland news Where the truth gets
• 1:37:14
  raw Rust belt blues Every crack, every flaw Unfiltered
• 1:37:18
  taste, no sugar, no draw I be on the mic spittin'
• 1:37:22
  facts, no law Back alleys whisper, still grit
• 1:37:25
  in the air. Hoppy pull a card, city troops lay
• 1:37:28
  bare. Bar sharper than the skyline, no time to
• 1:37:30
  spare. Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't
• 1:37:33
  care. Radio days, static hum in the booth. Voice
• 1:37:36
  booming through the speakers, hitting with the
• 1:37:39
  truth. Tower city shadows, echoing the youth.
• 1:37:42
  Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's
• 1:37:45
  lens, no rose tint. Just grind every segment,
• 1:37:48
  a slice of Cleveland's mind. From the flats to
• 1:37:51
  the high stores. Oh, yeah. We got a few things
• 1:38:16
  left here. Let's see what is going on. All right
• 1:38:19
  here. When the speed limit increases on your
• 1:38:22
  drive, how much faster are you actually going?
• 1:38:25
  In one part of Portage County, neighbors right
• 1:38:27
  on the edge of two different speed limits say
• 1:38:29
  they sometimes. Yeah, those are money scams.
• 1:38:33
  They do it in Georgia, too. Feel like they're
• 1:38:36
  the starting line of a racetrack. Clay Lepard
• 1:38:39
  covers Portage County for us. All right, so they're
• 1:38:41
  doing that over there. What's going on here?
• 1:38:46
  Load. It's a topic that gets a lot of people
• 1:38:50
  talking. Traffic cameras. Yeah, I told you last
• 1:38:53
  week how Willoughby Hills planned. And Mike DeWine
• 1:38:56
  is just ripping off the people in Cleveland,
• 1:38:58
  isn't he? Mm -hmm. To use money from its cameras
• 1:39:00
  to help fund driver's ed. I am. And all the drivers
• 1:39:05
  in Ohio sucks. It doesn't really seem to help
• 1:39:07
  that much. Mm -hmm. Here's this. Today marks
• 1:39:10
  a major milestone for Browns legend Bernie Kosar.
• 1:39:14
  It has been exactly six months now since he received
• 1:39:16
  his life -saving liver transplant. News 5's John
• 1:39:19
  Kosick has been covering Bernie's health journey
• 1:39:21
  now for several years and has an update on how
• 1:39:24
  the former quarterback is doing today. Six months.
• 1:39:28
  Congratulations, man. Thank you. How do you feel?
• 1:39:31
  One, blessed to be here for this extra six months
• 1:39:35
  right now. That's got him. I'm glad a Bernie
• 1:39:39
  Kosar is doing well. I root for him. Oh, what's
• 1:39:41
  going on here? Well, the Cavs are now heading
• 1:39:44
  to New York for the Eastern Conference Finals.
• 1:39:47
  Oh, yeah! Beat those bitch -ass Knicks! Oh, what
• 1:39:50
  a good Monday morning. Thanks for waking up with
• 1:39:53
  us in the stream. What up, baby? This reporter
• 1:39:54
  has to be pregnant or fit. We got 19 News Plus.
• 1:39:57
  I'm Jamie Sullivan. So listen, they let everyone
• 1:40:00
  know with that big old win last night over the
• 1:40:03
  Pistons in Detroit. Now the Cavs fans being called
• 1:40:05
  the sixth man at the game last. Whatever. So
• 1:40:08
  there's that. They were rocking it in Detroit.
• 1:40:12
  Then there's this. More big crowds are expected
• 1:40:16
  in Cleveland over the Memorial Day weekend with
• 1:40:18
  the Cavs playing. Yeah, Cleveland's not used
• 1:40:21
  to this because usually no one's around. Off
• 1:40:23
  game and several other big events happening downtown.
• 1:40:26
  What do we do? We have people here for lunch.
• 1:40:30
  And then finally on Hoppy Hour today. I did a
• 1:40:33
  three hour episode yesterday and then two hours
• 1:40:34
  back to back in the day. So today is a shorter
• 1:40:36
  show. A sharp rise in electric bike and scooter
• 1:40:41
  injuries, many involving children, is now sparking
• 1:40:44
  a growing safety debate across the country. Some
• 1:40:46
  schools, colleges, and cities, they're moving
• 1:40:48
  to ban the popular devices. Forget about the
• 1:40:51
  safety of e -bikes. The dangerous part about
• 1:40:53
  Cleveland is living there. Mm -hmm. Today is
• 1:41:33
  the hour we're here. We think this is hard. It
• 1:41:35
  could be worse, though. At least we're not destroyed.
• 1:41:40
  We're not destroyed. The masses, of course, you
• 1:41:42
  know, keep people from looking at their own lives
• 1:41:44
  and realizing how bad they've actually gotten,
• 1:41:46
  you know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint
• 1:41:52
  yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might
• 1:41:55
  realize, I live in Cleveland. I live in Cleveland.
• 1:42:08
  You're looking at your tiny little house that
• 1:42:09
  you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis
• 1:42:11
  and your horrible little floppy kids who all
• 1:42:13
  have diabetes by the time they're eight and they
• 1:42:15
  live on corn syrup and lye. And then you look
• 1:42:19
  at your big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles
• 1:42:21
  over to you with her front butt spilling out
• 1:42:23
  over the top of her ass and long jeans. And you
• 1:42:26
  think, I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant
• 1:42:28
  small girl daughter, right? Oh, my God. Do you
• 1:42:41
  like it? Do you think Cleveland's cool? I mean,
• 1:42:43
  I've never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland
• 1:42:45
  on vacation. What's so cool about Cleveland?
• 1:43:20
  They're black. They're Sasquatch, even. As long
• 1:43:24
  as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy
• 1:43:27
  or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
• 1:43:31
  Because Sasquatch rules are different. Forget
• 1:43:33
  it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll
• 1:43:37
  ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those
• 1:43:41
  guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.
• 1:43:43
  Like a dairy cow. Oh, yeah! So if there's a few
• 1:44:14
  bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.
• 1:44:17
  Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh, $9 ,000 prostitute,
• 1:44:20
  please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,
• 1:44:25
  good, and if you got an albino, send her up,
• 1:44:27
  too. And in, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,
• 1:44:30
  so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle
• 1:44:32
  of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
• 1:44:36
  of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!
• 1:45:03
  What do you think they call me, Dr. Quinn? Oh,
• 1:45:06
  I just thought that wasn't a nickname. You know,
• 1:45:09
  like, Dr. Grace. Dr. Sud. God, you're stupid.
• 1:45:16
  God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
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  An overnight night or something. Ooh! What's
• 1:46:04
  that face? Where'd they put them firecrackers
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  up your butthole? Now, that's a good... No, not
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  that specific. But why? That's how I met your
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  great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved him, the buddy
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  butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not, no,
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  damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's name
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  in the house again. I don't think he said his
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  name. Some of us were a little too busy banging
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  to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
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  him on the iPhone. Sure, I said you'd race from
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  now on hell down to the library. Yeah, you know
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  I did. You're going through all the way, you
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  Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
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  Where's my shiny metal head? It doesn't look
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  line Line Can't you see her silence? I'm a -comin'
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