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Hour 3 - Overrated · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Bingo.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go our number three of the Ben Mather Show.
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  Speaker 2: We were up all night providing you fresh pod and
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  Speaker 2: we thank you for listening on this sixth day of February.
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  Speaker 2: So here in our number three, give me your school
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  Speaker 2: of thought on reports saying that the analytical department led
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  Speaker 2: to the Mavericks trading. Luka doncik that it was analytics
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  Speaker 2: that led to that trade. Also, in college football, several
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  Speaker 2: prominent college football coaches have either canceled or are considering
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  Speaker 2: canceling the spring game because of nil recruitment. How does
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  Speaker 2: that vibe with you? And spring training is starting soon?
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  Speaker 2: In baseball, infielder Miguel Rojas says the twenty twenty five
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers will win one hundred and twenty games if everyone
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  Speaker 2: is healthy.
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  Speaker 1: How does that one sound to you? We'll talk about.
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  Speaker 2: All of that and more right now here. It is
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  Speaker 2: our number three. My name is Luca and I'm overrated.
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  Speaker 2: later this hour, we are going to have a brand
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  Speaker 2: new edition of Ask Ben. Your questions are answers Ask Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Loraine is here coop as well.
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  Speaker 2: me a question or them, it doesn't matter. But that'll
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  Speaker 2: be coming up for a good chunk of this hour
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  Speaker 2: Ask Ben. We'll take calls up until then, but our
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  Speaker 2: lead our lead store from pro Bouncy Ball. Today is
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  Speaker 2: the trade deadline, and while there have been several trades
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  Speaker 2: that have taken place, including Jimmy Butler going to the
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  Speaker 2: Bay Area from Miami as the heat say bye bye
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  Speaker 2: to Jimmy Buckets and they picked up Andrew Wiggins in
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  Speaker 2: that trade, a multi team deal. Almost all of these
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  Speaker 2: trades are multi team trades, so the trade deadline is here.
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  Speaker 2: The most interesting part of the trade deadline, which is
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  Speaker 2: not not going to change no matter who gets traded today,
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  Speaker 2: is Luka Luka Donzik, who has been traded over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Now some new details have trickled out, trickle, trickle, trickle.
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  Speaker 1: They've trickled out.
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  Speaker 2: Right now on the thing that led to the trade,
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  Speaker 2: the thing that tipped the scales right the point of
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  Speaker 2: demarcation for the Mavericks that led to a relocation situation.
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  Speaker 2: So I thought this was rather interesting and it was
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  Speaker 2: very compelling. He was buried behind a paywall, so you
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  Speaker 2: probably didn't see it, but a former analytical staffer for
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  Speaker 2: the Dallas Mavericks wrote behind a paywall that he had
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  Speaker 2: been pushing and the analytical department had been pushing for
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  Speaker 2: a Lukka Donzik trade for two years, the last two
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  Speaker 2: years because why, according to the analytical department, Luca is
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  Speaker 2: not only a basketball player, he is the big oh overrated, overrated. Now,
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  Speaker 2: the story paints a picture that Luca plays a brand
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  Speaker 2: of basketball that generates a great amount of stats, that
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  Speaker 2: he is a stat bandito, and that he is a
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  Speaker 2: stat compiler. The raw numbers look good, but that it
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  Speaker 2: overstates his actual impact on wins and losses. Wins and losses,
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  Speaker 2: and the Mavericks are claiming at least this guy who
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  Speaker 2: said he worked for the Mavericks is claiming that the
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  Speaker 2: internal models the nerds have in the NBA with Dallas
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  Speaker 2: show that Luca is significantly overvalued, overrated.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question. Give me your school of.
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  Speaker 2: Thought on the analytical department leading charge for the Mavericks
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  Speaker 2: to trade Luca doncie.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got I charged, Drew Carrey and Pepper.
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  Speaker 2: Pantry, and we will combine all of these things together,
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  Speaker 2: and we are going to make talking heads, is what
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna make.
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  Speaker 1: You know, those annoying people on.
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  Speaker 2: TV that all you do is you see you ahead,
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  Speaker 2: kind of like I'm Benny versus the Penny. There'll be
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  Speaker 2: a new episode of Benny Versus the Penny coming up
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  Speaker 2: later today. But first of all, here to answer the question.
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  Speaker 2: The plot thickens. The plot thickens, and this is just
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  Speaker 2: the beginning stages of this. We're gonna hear a lot
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  Speaker 2: of other versions of this story in the coming days,
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  Speaker 2: coming weeks, coming months.
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  Speaker 1: And coming years and ownership. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: If Johnny Nerd wanted Luca traded, ownership had to sign
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  Speaker 2: off on. So ultimately the fall is on the ownership
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  Speaker 2: in Dallas. This nugget not a Denver nugget, but this
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  Speaker 2: nugget is gold. The Mavericks GM Nico Harrison was influenced
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  Speaker 2: by his underlings, the analytical department. To the naked eye,
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  Speaker 2: you watch Luca play offensive basketball, he's like painting the
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  Speaker 2: Mona Lisa when he's out there on offense. He regularly
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  Speaker 2: provides a virtuoso performance on offense. But much like that
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  Speaker 2: movie from a different generation in the nineteen eighties, Revenge
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  Speaker 2: of the Nerds, the geeks have stepped up and they've
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  Speaker 2: stepped all over Luca, if you believe this reporting they
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  Speaker 2: are claiming. Essentially, if you look at the eye chart
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  Speaker 2: for Luca, the Dorks are saying that Luka Donsik is
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  Speaker 2: a transformer. He's more than meets the eye. That he's
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  Speaker 2: not a winning player, he's an optical illusion.
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  Speaker 1: And the low information fan.
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  Speaker 2: They like Luca because he puts up a lot of stats,
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  Speaker 2: but they don't it'll make.
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  Speaker 1: The team better. Meaning what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: It means that he doesn't get back on defense, which
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  Speaker 2: means he as many points as he scores, he gives
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  Speaker 2: up on defense because he doesn't get back on defense
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  Speaker 2: and transition. He doesn't rotate on defense, which leaves people
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  Speaker 2: wide open for easy shots, which is also a problem.
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  Speaker 2: He lacks the Mamba mentality, which is ironic because he's
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  Speaker 2: the first star that Laker fans can actually support since
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  Speaker 2: Kobe Bryant. Nobody really likes Lebron, so you've got that
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  Speaker 2: going for you. He doesn't box out, but wait, there's more,
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  Speaker 2: and he's not in shape. So that is the argument
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  Speaker 2: from the nerds that Luca is not as good as
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  Speaker 2: people say he is because he doesn't get back in transition,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't rotate on defense, doesn't box.
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  Speaker 1: Out, and he's not in shape.
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  Speaker 2: But other than that, he's a hell of a nice
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  Speaker 2: guy and you'd probably want to have brunch with him
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  Speaker 2: because he'd eat a lot of food at brunch and
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  Speaker 2: you could watch.
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  Speaker 1: Him eat and all that.
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  Speaker 2: So they also claim that Luca needs a specially crafted team,
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  Speaker 2: hand crafted for his skill set, which is not really
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  Speaker 2: that big a deal. I think most of the stars
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  Speaker 2: in basketball need a certain group of players around them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that that's that big a deal. If
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  Speaker 2: you think that's a big deal, I think you're a dope.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I think.
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  Speaker 1: Now. Dallas has been claiming since.
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  Speaker 2: The trade went down late Saturday night, Late Saturday Night Surprise,
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  Speaker 2: the Saturday Special, the Dallas basketball team is essentially claiming
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  Speaker 2: that the Mavericks, the Mavericks' internal models all.
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  Speaker 1: Said Luca is not as good as people think Luca
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  Speaker 1: is that.
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  Speaker 2: The low information fan they like Luca, but the real
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  Speaker 2: basketball people they don't know what they're talking you know,
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  Speaker 2: they know what they're talking about. The real fans don't
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  Speaker 2: know what they're talking about. That he's all sizzle no steak.
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  Speaker 2: In Layman's terms, He's all sizzle no steak. Right, And
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  Speaker 2: so we'll see is this true. The test of time
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  Speaker 2: will find out whether or not that is accurate, or
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  Speaker 2: people will go back and read this and mock whoever
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  Speaker 2: wrote it and say that is the dumbest thing ever,
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  Speaker 2: and shame on you.
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  Speaker 1: Bad job by you.
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  Speaker 2: All right now, secondly to college football, that's right, the
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  Speaker 2: rare and appropriate mention of college football and a Mallard
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  Speaker 2: monologue rare and appropriate. The story that happened the other day,
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  Speaker 2: and I was gonna talk about it, I didn't get
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  Speaker 2: to it. Several of you have reached out to me saying,
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  Speaker 2: how come you didn't bring this up? And I said,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you're right. That's worthy of a couple of
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  Speaker 2: good minutes, a couple of minutes of airtime. So I
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  Speaker 2: bring you to college football big news in recent days,
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  Speaker 2: as the season just ended like a couple of weeks ago,
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  Speaker 2: and what happens next on the college landscape. That's right,
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  Speaker 2: the spring game, but maybe not anymore, Maybe not anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Coach Matt Rule. Remember how bad he was for Carolina,
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  Speaker 2: for the Carolina Panthers. Well, Matt rolls back in the
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  Speaker 2: Big Ten and Matt Rule, the college football version, has
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  Speaker 2: pulled the plug on Nebraska's spring football game.
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  Speaker 1: Say why why would that be?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it turns out he's worried about other teams poaching
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  Speaker 2: his players and saying that tampering doesn't exist anymore. According
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  Speaker 2: to Matt Rule, the coach at Nebraska, he said, it's
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  Speaker 2: just a free, open market.
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  Speaker 1: That you can get whoever you want. Now. Rule is
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  Speaker 1: not alone. He's not an outlier.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, heard several stories that many many college football
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  Speaker 2: coaches are contemplating. Some have already announced it, but others
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  Speaker 2: are saying they're thinking about canceling the spring game as well.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like kind of a big deal. It seems like
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  Speaker 1: kind of a big deal.
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  Speaker 2: So several prominent college football coaches, have you either canceled
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  Speaker 2: or are thinking about getting rid of the spring game
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  Speaker 2: because of nil recruitment? How does that vibe with you?
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  Speaker 2: So paranoia obviously rules the game. But here's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: Paranoia rules the game. It's not misplaced paranoia. I kind
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  Speaker 2: of get it. I kind of understand where they're coming from,
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  Speaker 2: especially the place like Nebraska, where if you're not fully
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  Speaker 2: into it, like maybe you went to Nebraska because you
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  Speaker 2: didn't have somewhere that with sunshine and you decided to
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  Speaker 2: go there. But if you play well in the spring
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  Speaker 2: game and then abrika dabra, all of a sudden you've
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  Speaker 2: got Miami or sc or somewhere where the weather's good
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  Speaker 2: knocking on your door, you're like, well, maybe I should
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  Speaker 2: go there.
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  Speaker 1: The weather's betters.
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  Speaker 2: College football is college football, but these spring games they
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  Speaker 2: might as well bring in if they have them.
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  Speaker 1: Still they should bring in Drew Carey. The price is right, showcase, showdown.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now.
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  Speaker 2: If you play well in the spring game, you will
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  Speaker 2: get a basket full of gold bouyon from some school.
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  Speaker 2: As our friend Doug Gottlieb likes to say, nobody you
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  Speaker 2: will offer you some money. You can go to the
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  Speaker 2: Bahamas and hang out and have a great time and
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  Speaker 2: all that, and.
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  Speaker 1: So I get it.
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  Speaker 2: And the thing about it, though, is Nebraska, in particular,
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  Speaker 2: going back to my youth, they always packed the How
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  Speaker 2: they get fifty sixty thousand people at that Nebraska spring
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  Speaker 2: football game.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big money maker. And they're giving up that money.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're worried that their players are going to be
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  Speaker 2: poached by other schools if they play well.
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  Speaker 1: So they don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 2: And teams in the past, I remember teams would occasionally
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  Speaker 2: cancel spring games, but normally because guys got in trouble,
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  Speaker 2: they didn't have good grades, they didn't have enough players.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Now, final fun to baseball. That's right baseball
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  Speaker 2: where infielder Miguel Rojas of the Doyers recently said that
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  Speaker 2: the twenty twenty five vintage of Dondra Baseball that they
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  Speaker 2: will win one hundred and twenty games. They are going
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  Speaker 2: to break the record the Seattle Mariners years ago had
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  Speaker 2: and the Chicago Cubs team from back in the day
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  Speaker 2: that this Dodger team in twenty twenty five will win
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty games if everyone stays healthy. So
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  Speaker 2: how does that one sound in your mind? How does
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  Speaker 2: that one sound in your mind? So it sounds to
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  Speaker 2: me like a trip to the pepper pantry. You wanted
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  Speaker 2: to buy some sauce, and you decided that you were
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  Speaker 2: gonna buy the.
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  Speaker 1: Weak sauce, is what you were going to do.
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  Speaker 2: Because I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
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  Speaker 2: but I will be the bearer of bad news. In
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  Speaker 2: the history of baseball, it goes back to the eighteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: There has never ever been a team that was fully
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  Speaker 2: healthy that played baseball. And the reason that is is
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  Speaker 2: because baseball players are made of paper mache, they're.
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  Speaker 1: Made of glass.
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  Speaker 2: Be very very careful, very very careful to disable this,
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  Speaker 2: especially for the Dodgers, is a revolving door that they
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  Speaker 2: give players they manipulate, and the Yankees do this, The
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  Speaker 2: top teams do it. They manipulate the injury list by
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  Speaker 2: giving players a couple of times off in the rotation.
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  Speaker 2: The ten day injury we just called disabled. This so
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  Speaker 2: they manipulate things by saying, all, I'm gonna put this
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  Speaker 2: person on the injured list, but they'll be back. There's
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  Speaker 2: a little ten of night as they'll be back. And
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  Speaker 2: you need to put these pitchers in particular in bubble rap.
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  Speaker 2: But listen, the Dodgers are gonna win a bunch of games,
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  Speaker 2: and they should set their sights on becoming an all
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  Speaker 2: time great team. Why not set the bar high. Don't
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  Speaker 2: set the bar low. Set the bar high for the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers and go for the record. They're not gonna have
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  Speaker 2: the same team they have when they show up the
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  Speaker 2: spring training, and even if they have most of the
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  Speaker 2: same players, they're going to have to bring in reinforcements
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  Speaker 2: to the deadline because that's what they always do.
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  Speaker 1: They run through.
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  Speaker 2: Their pitchers like they're in a wood chipper, and they
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  Speaker 2: get little pieces of wood and they need a big
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  Speaker 2: piece of wood, so they have to go back and
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  Speaker 2: use the big piece of wood.
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  Speaker 1: But they have all these little pieces of wood. It's
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  Speaker 1: big mass.
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  Speaker 2: we call it the Mallard Riddle of the day. We
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  Speaker 2: go to baseball, where free agent slugger JD. Martinez reportedly
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  Speaker 2: planning a career in blank. He's done in baseball, free
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  Speaker 2: agent JD. Martinez. Later the Mets and the Dodgers, and
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  Speaker 2: the Red Sox and the Tigers, the cheating a Holes
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  Speaker 2: and Arizona.
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  Speaker 1: JD.
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  Speaker 2: Martinez planning a career in blank after baseball is done.
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  Speaker 2: That is the Malor riddle of the day. The answer,
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  Speaker 2: It's the Mallor Riddle of the day. Here it is
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  Speaker 2: a major League Baseball free agent j D. Martinez. He's
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  Speaker 2: the guy that gave us the suck SoundBite when he
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  Speaker 2: was playing for the Mets last year.
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  Speaker 1: So JD.
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  Speaker 2: Martinez is planning a career in blank once he's done
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  Speaker 2: playing in baseball.
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  Speaker 1: That is the question.
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  Speaker 2: What is the answer, And let's see, does anyone know
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  Speaker 2: the answer a lego master like mister nice guy guess
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  Speaker 2: by ferg Dog. Stuck in Sacramento says he's going to
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  Speaker 2: work for the City of Sacramento driving a street sweeper
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  Speaker 2: to clean up this this blankety blank.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Bill Miller sucks too, says Stuck in Sacramento. Alf the
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  Speaker 2: Alien ol Piner says. A career in auto sales like
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  Speaker 2: his hero Bud Ceily page down Late night drug tester says,
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  Speaker 2: selling golf balls he gets out of the water hazards
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  Speaker 2: seems like a good career. Who else do we have?
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  Speaker 2: Og Art Puffins says JD. Martinez, Planning to be a
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  Speaker 2: let's see here a blankety blank. Oh, I think you
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  Speaker 2: got that right. Bad job by you. No, No, you didn't
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  Speaker 2: get that. Well, you were cheating. I know what you
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  Speaker 2: were doing. You're doing, but you know what the answer is.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not reading that. Stevie Meatball, says JD. Martinez.
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  Speaker 2: Is planning a career in medicine. Shall we say bounty
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  Speaker 2: hunting from Donkey sausage, that's his answer? I forty ian,
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  Speaker 2: says JD. Martinez. Planning a career as an annoying time
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  Speaker 2: square costume performer.
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  Speaker 1: That would be that would be odd.
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  Speaker 2: Lady Sideburns says that he landed a gig as a
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  Speaker 2: professional odor judge Milkman Mike.
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  Speaker 1: In Colorado says JD.
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  Speaker 1: Who else?
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  Speaker 2: forestry and Greenland from inca terror His answer, cheesemaker from JT.
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• 19:15
  Speaker 2: the cue says Luca is in shape, but round is
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  Speaker 2: a shape?
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  Speaker 1: All right, very good? Can't read that on the air,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Lorain, how do you have an answer? Lorrain?
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  Speaker 1: It's the Mallard riddle of the day, Very exciting Mallar
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  Speaker 1: He is a free agent JD.
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  Speaker 2: Martinez said, when he's done playing, can't get a job
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: in baseball anymore.
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  Speaker 1: He's planning a career in blank.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the bacon wrapped hot dog industry.
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  Speaker 1: Ben, And what an industry it is.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Bet Cart's on the sidewalk. He's going to get one
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: of those and open his own.
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  Speaker 1: Very very popular in LA. Yes, they'll see a lot
• 19:51
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  Speaker 5: I think it'd be cool if he was posted up
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: outside of a stadium, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, selling bacon wrapped hot though, thank you, it's incorrect. Unfortunately,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: the correct answer, as is this is the correct answer
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  Speaker 2: is playing pickleball.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to be a professional pickleball player. JT.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Is there money to be made? Can you make a
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: living as a pickleball player? Is there a lot of
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: money in then? Is that what you want to do?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, d J. Louis.
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  Speaker 1: I am not a doc.
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  Speaker 6: I was gonna say it's some more rapid breath than
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  Speaker 6: I'm not a doctor, but is this what sleep apnea
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  Speaker 6: sounds like?
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  Speaker 1: Is this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It could be that he's he's been attacked by a
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  Speaker 1: In a cave somewhere, DJ Louie, And there's a little bear?
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  Speaker 1: Is that true? DJ Luis? Or a bear there? Yeah? Okay? Interesting?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a question for ask Ben? DJ Louie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hmm okay, interesting?
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  Speaker 2: Really are you making that up? I don't think you
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  Speaker 2: Lorena ordered some stuff from Australia and she's paying a tariff.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, she's I didn't I didn't realize we
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's there. No, they can it's not a tariff.
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  Speaker 5: It to come here. Yes, and that's what it's said online.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, the rain is an epic shopper. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: didn't know what, but I knew you'd have the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I know.
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• 24:47
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  Speaker 7: planetary activity, Mars is to retrograde till the twenty third,
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: So just a lot going on in the cosmos. And
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: I'm just glad to see Sagittarius. Pete Alonso back with
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: the Mets. You know how much I like the Metropolitans
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: and Pete he's tuned into mercury retrograde cycles.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so, but he is a diminishing asset. I
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  Speaker 2: think we talked about as he's getting old, but it's
• 25:15
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  Speaker 7: He had one year with a knocked down for the
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  Speaker 7: he just turned thirty, had a satur return. He's having
• 25:33
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  Speaker 7: So glad they were able to get it together. But
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: you know, just nice to see Pete back because he
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: always tuned into mercury retrogrades that Oh I'm in a swamp.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: I'm glad Mercury's out of retrograde. Now I should be
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: doing better and go on a hot streak. So I
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: always like when players are tuned in, and you know,
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: he was great with the OMG Mets last season, and
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: you know, it's just that inspirational sagittarius positive vibe that
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  Speaker 7: i'd like to see back the whole OMG you know
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: who was just he really has that Sagittarius optimism and playfulness.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: That's nice to see.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all well, listen, Well we'll see how it goes.
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  Speaker 2: I know, as a Mets man you're excited, and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's it makes more sense if you're Peter Lonzo. We
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: said earlier to go to go back to the Mets
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: rather than go to like Toronto or Cincinnati. They're not
• 26:26
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• 26:28
  Speaker 2: figure to be in the playoffs. And if you had
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  Speaker 2: some big home runs there, you can get somebody to
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  Speaker 2: pay a lot of money, or even the Mets will
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: pay a lot of money.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: So right, all right, all.
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  Speaker 1: DJ Louis? Oh yeah, sounds a little different. And that
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  Speaker 5: It almost sounds like you're sleeping on his face.
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  Speaker 8: So the Super Bowl Okay, yeah, I've.
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  Speaker 1: Heard of it.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard of it. I think it's this weekend. My
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this three key they Oh that's right.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: will you be if Philadelphia wins?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, that won't happen.
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  Speaker 8: That can't happen.
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  Speaker 8: But what if can't If Kansas wins, this really can
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  Speaker 8: could really move into a world that is better.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what will this religion be called? This new religion
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  Speaker 1: that'll be started?
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• 32:34
  Speaker 1: No. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't believe him. He's lying.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I just, I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think he'd rather do that than tell us that
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  Speaker 2: there's little goblins out there living in the ocean. No,
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  Speaker 2: I do not think he acted alone.
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  Speaker 1: Is that for everyone or for me?
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: It didn't specify it, Okay, I know nothing about it.
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  Speaker 5: But I was thinking Lori Harvey and Steve Harvey all together.
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  Speaker 5: For the first time in what six years?
• 33:43
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  Speaker 6: No, I do not believe he acted alone. All right,
• 33:50
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• 33:51
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• 33:58
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• 34:01
  Speaker 2: When I was when I was growing up in the
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• 34:06
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• 34:09
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  Speaker 6: These days did have somebody posted up right there to
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: make sure I would. I would be sent to Guantanamo Bay.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: But back then, it yeah, we did it many times.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: It was great. We even snuck in. I remember I
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: snuck in. The Yankees were taking batting practice, and they
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: like Don Mattingly, Dave Winfield the he was very cool.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: But yeah, the rain. I ever sneak in anywhere?
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think I have, And.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Not even the movies, not even like an extra movie
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: at the movie theater.
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  Speaker 6: I did do that one.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Everyone does that, right, maybe hop.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: I did it down here with my friend uh in
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: an event that the theaters down here are so big
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: though the ones in Oregon, you can't do it. We're
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: in my hometown. It's just one one allway.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: So the coop says that doesn't count it. I mean,
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: I guess it does. I don't know if mine counts
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: as an event either.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: What's that?
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: But I used to sneak into six Flags Magic Mountain.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You did. That's impressive.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: So what you would do is they used to I
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: don't know if this is still because I haven't been
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: in years, but it used to be you go in
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: and if you wanted to leave the park, they would
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: give you a handstamp.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just showed the stamp, but you
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: walk back in.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: And so we would have a friend that had a
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: pass go in, get the handstamp, immediately cover their hand
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: with their other hand to keep it like moist, and
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: then just do like a little transfer.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, even though it was not a nile.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Even even though it wasn't facing the right way, the
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: person checking the stamp, they weren't really checking to see
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: if you've got Yeah, exactly. So we did that plenty times.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome, that's great. All right, what's next year
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: is ask man? Your questions are answered for the rest
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: of the hour.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Ferg Dog would like to type Fergie, do you use
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: the side of a fork to cut almost all of
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: your food? Or you a knife guy?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm a knife guy. I feel more masculine. I
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: feel like I have more testoster in my body when
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I use a knife. And I actually I like a
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: really hearty knife, you know, I like a knife that
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: could just carve up uh you know, the rotting flesh
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: of an animal.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: So I like a knife. I don't really even use
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: the fork sideways as much at all. What about you, Lorena?
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I never used silverware Ben, I'm just all hands.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: All the time.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: You're a total neanderthal. She's cable man.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's terrible from Rosco's well dunking it in syrup.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Well, she's from Oregon, so she's part you know, you
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: know Bigfoot. You know there I go, Yeah, how Bigfoot
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: does sarcastic?
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: But you're right, I do eat.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: With my I am definitely a side of the fork guy.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: I only get a knife if I'm like eating steak,
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: and then I have to use a knife.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I like a steak, and I also like I do
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I make a Philly cheese steak on the weekends, I'll
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: be I'll make one for the for the weekend, but
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: I'll cut it in half. But I don't cut down
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: the middle. I cut at an angle because it feels
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: We've talked about this boar, but it feels better. It
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: feels like you're getting style. Yeah, it feels like you're
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: getting more in each bite and then you.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Can gradually put more and more in your mouth too.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a drop, all right? What is next year?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: What do we o?
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: G ar Puffin would like to know my art Puffin,
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: if you could participate in one historical event, what would
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: it be.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Hmm, historical event. I'm sure to thank you.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Well. In sports are just like in life in general.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I think I think if I could be on the
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: moon to see if you know, because there's people they
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: didn't actually have it like, that would be kind of cool.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Like you're standing out there on the move, bouncing around.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I think that would be pretty neat.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know why one of the assassinations came to.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: My head, which one anticipated in that historical event. Oh
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: that's what a romantic man cool. Yours is pretty good, Ben.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Actually i'm a little like regretful. But the one that
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: I had in my head was Woodstock. Oh yeah, I
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: think it would be cool to have been at Woodstock.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: That's what they just call a Saturday these days in LA.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: But back then, Come on, what's next to ask?
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Ben?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Your questions are answers?
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: All right? I have to do another question from the
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: King Rory, because this is a good one.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I like this all right.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: When washing the dishes by hand, do you wear gloves
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: or no?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Nah?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: No, I do it. I do it raw, I raw
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: dogg it. I use my hands. Uh yeah, I usually.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: Don't wear gloves.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it when the sponge smells bad.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Now I do use I use gloves when i'm like
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: like making chicken and beef ready for a cook, but
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: not when I'm doing the dishes. Coop.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Now see mine's kind of a combo answer here. I
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: do not use gloves. My wife does. She's all about
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: the gloves. I hate the gloves.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife's the same way.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: But I also hate when the sponge smells bad and
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: then makes your hands smell bad. So I when when
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: I wash the dishes, I have my own little like
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: you know, sponge like cool thing where it's got to
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: handle it and like, all.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Right, yes, quickly, once we got time for one more?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: What do we got here to ask?
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Ben? Your questions are answers. Let's see what is no
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: hoops scrambling right now, he's in scramble moment.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: What accent or impression do you do really well?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Noah and Austin, mister Burns, I do, mister Burns. I
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: do that, Lorena, I have a.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Really good English accent.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Bedkoop a poo a pool. But you can't do that anymore. No,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: it's canceled. Yeah, yeah, they canceled him.