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Something about you or that happened to you that NOBODY will BELIEVE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: You know, sometimes I get these ideas and I just
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  Speaker 2: post them on Facebook and see if they take off
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  Speaker 2: or not. Sometimes they post them on my Facebook. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: they post them on the Jah J. Ridge Facebook. And
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  Speaker 2: this one I thought, and I know we've done something
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  Speaker 2: like this on our radio show before, but I post
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  Speaker 2: them on Facebook. What's something about yourself? That sounds totally
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  Speaker 2: made up but is one hundred percent real? And guys,
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  Speaker 2: it blew up on the FB and it blew up.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, MP had a comment and what do you got, MP,
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  Speaker 2: what's something about yourself?
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  Speaker 1: This sounds totally made up with a one hundred percent real.
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  Speaker 3: Fifty years ago, I escaped from jail. That's literally one
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  Speaker 3: of those things where you crawled through a duct work
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  Speaker 3: and escape through a skyline the whole nine.
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  Speaker 1: Yards And are you still currently on the run.
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  Speaker 3: No. I actually arrived in then Inifornia after escaping and
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  Speaker 3: basically went to see my priest because I went to
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  Speaker 3: Catholic school, and he contacted and nail a PD officer
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  Speaker 3: whose name was Thor. It was really cool, cool name. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Thor said I wasn't on the NCIC and I should
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  Speaker 3: just take a bus back.
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  Speaker 4: So I get bust back to prison.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not willing to tell you which jail I broke
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  Speaker 3: out of. I was willing to give you the details
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 4: But that's that's where you went. You went back to
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  Speaker 4: the jail you broke out of.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. I turned myself in two weeks later.
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  Speaker 5: So how did you break out?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 5: Did you like how they happened in the movies or
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  Speaker 5: they take like a spoon by the toilet and you
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  Speaker 5: like dig your way out?
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  Speaker 3: Was very similar to that. I could see and I
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  Speaker 3: was in a what do they call it a bullpen area?
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  Speaker 3: And in that bullpen area of the jail, of that
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  Speaker 3: particular jail, they had a shower and a toilet and
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  Speaker 3: tables for people to sit and play cards and all that.
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  Speaker 3: And I noticed above the shower that there was a
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  Speaker 3: there was a square. You could see you could see
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  Speaker 3: the outline that that there had been something cemented over
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  Speaker 3: or something, because you could see the whole square. It
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  Speaker 3: was pretty big too, And I finally just decided, I
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  Speaker 3: think I know what that square is. It was a
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  Speaker 3: ventilation duck that they had decided was ricky to have
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  Speaker 3: in that area of the jail, So they cemented it over,
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  Speaker 3: and I did, in fact use the spoon to remove
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  Speaker 3: that whole thing. Crawl up through the duck. It went
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  Speaker 3: at a right angle, and when it came out, I
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  Speaker 3: was sitting above the jail cells in a hallway. I
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  Speaker 3: used my hands to just push the grade out, and
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  Speaker 3: the area that I was in was kind of big,
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  Speaker 3: so I was able to put the grate behind me
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  Speaker 3: and use my fingernails to push myself out onto out
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  Speaker 3: into the hallway. I used my fingernails to hang onto
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  Speaker 3: the area where the grate had been had been, and
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  Speaker 3: I had got my feet out onto the edge of
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  Speaker 3: the ventilation thing, and I jump. I jumped straight up,
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  Speaker 3: and I grabbed the bars protecting her underneath the skyline.
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  Speaker 3: But the skylight the bars weren't really intended to keep
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  Speaker 3: people out, I don't think, because they were far enough
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  Speaker 3: apart that I could squeeze between them. And then I
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  Speaker 3: stood on them and it was just a regular dome skylight,
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  Speaker 3: and I just used my body to push up, using
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  Speaker 3: my back to push up until the skylight broke and
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  Speaker 3: some pieces fell down onto the hallway. But I don't
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  Speaker 3: think they heard me at all. So I scrambled across
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  Speaker 3: the roof, jumped down into a tree, a big like
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  Speaker 3: evergreen tree, and got to the ground and ran away.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let me just ask you this real quick.
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  Speaker 1: So you broke out of jail, you go see a priest.
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  Speaker 2: Two weeks later, you take the bus and go back
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  Speaker 2: to jail, and you don't get in trouble for breaking out.
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  Speaker 3: Strangey enough, they didn't even charge me with escape.
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  Speaker 2: So were you like, hey, I know, really, I broke
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  Speaker 2: out of here. Can I come back in? Like, we
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  Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking about. You're like no, no,
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  Speaker 2: They're like, there you are, come on work.
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  Speaker 7: You won.
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  Speaker 1: It was probably one of those things.
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  Speaker 8: Where they the people who worked in the jail didn't
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  Speaker 8: want to get in trouble for having an escape.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like you go back, all is well,
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  Speaker 1: we don't need this to become a big media circus.
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  Speaker 1: All right, MP, it's a great story, man, thanks for
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  Speaker 1: sharing it with us.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't win anything for it, huh.
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  Speaker 2: Here, we weren't having a can't you just call in
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  Speaker 2: and just say hi and tell us a fun story?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want something?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: This was one of the better stories of the week,
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  Speaker 3: so I was speaking.
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  Speaker 2: All right, man, Thank you man eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 2: three seven to one O four seven. Tell us something
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  Speaker 2: about you that's totally true, but everyone thinks it's fake.
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  Speaker 1: More of your calls Next with John J. Rich John J.
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  Speaker 1: Rich for Fun.
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  Speaker 2: I posted on Facebook like, tell us something about you
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  Speaker 2: in your life. Tell us something about you. It sounds
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  Speaker 2: made up, but he is one hundred percent real. Sharing Yes,
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  Speaker 2: tell us something about you that is totally real but
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  Speaker 2: sounds made up.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: So in my twenties, I got married when my very
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  Speaker 9: good friends and we ended up getting divorced. Still we're
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  Speaker 9: main friends. We ended up living together just for financial
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  Speaker 9: reasons because we were used to having dual income. So
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  Speaker 9: I started dating somebody else and they became friends, and
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  Speaker 9: so we got married. My first ex husband was in
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  Speaker 9: my second wedding. The three of us lived together the
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  Speaker 9: whole time that I was married to my second husband.
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  Speaker 9: I ended up getting not pregnant, had a really rough pregnancy.
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  Speaker 9: They were both there through all of it. They were
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  Speaker 9: both there when my son was born and helped me
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  Speaker 9: take care of him for the first year. So we
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  Speaker 9: had a very unique family situation for a while.
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  Speaker 2: But there was nothing going on sexually between you and
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  Speaker 2: your first husband at the time, you were married to
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  Speaker 2: your side.
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  Speaker 9: Now, okay, Well, as a matter of fact, we were
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  Speaker 9: on our honeymoon. People thought we were brother and sisters.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Trent.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us something about you nobody believes, but it's one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent true.
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  Speaker 1: My wife.
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  Speaker 7: A couple of years ago, my wife and I were
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  Speaker 7: at Chiefs in Nashville and we watched Morgan Wallen throw
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  Speaker 7: the chair over the walls.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 7: It was pretty crazy. Uh, I didn't even know it
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  Speaker 7: was what was going on. There was like a little
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  Speaker 7: disturbance behind us, and it happened so fast, and then
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  Speaker 7: Morgan Wallan's bouncers surrounded and my wife goes, that's Morgan Wallen.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, no way, you're lying. And I kind
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  Speaker 7: of walked around him and I was like, holy cow,
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  Speaker 7: she's not lying.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: That was like like it was a huge moment, like
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  Speaker 5: to be there, like a pop culture moment when Morgan
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  Speaker 5: wall chair exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy, and it's actually
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  Speaker 7: gonna be like two years ago this week and my
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  Speaker 7: wife and I one tickets to go see him on
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  Speaker 7: Thursday night this week.
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  Speaker 1: I Hi Trent, Thanks brother, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, thank you, Ellie.
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  Speaker 1: What sounds made up, but it's absolutely true about you
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  Speaker 1: and your life.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I swear this is one hundred percent true. I'm
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  Speaker 8: technically in La La Land, like actually in it, but
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  Speaker 8: not in like a normal way.
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  Speaker 10: I wasn't cast or anything.
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  Speaker 8: I literally wandered onto the set when I was in
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  Speaker 8: downtown a La because I thought there was free coffee,
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  Speaker 8: and no one stopped me.
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  Speaker 4: So you're you're in the movie like as part of
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  Speaker 4: a crowd scene.
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  Speaker 10: Correct, Like next thing I know, they're a filming a
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  Speaker 10: scene and I'm just standing there holding this random cup
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  Speaker 10: and just pretending to have a conversation with someone who
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  Speaker 10: isn't there, and Ryan Gossling like rock walks right cast
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  Speaker 10: me and I didn't leave. I just stayed the whole
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  Speaker 10: time because I was too scared to get in trouble
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  Speaker 10: if I moved. So you can literally see me for
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  Speaker 10: like three seconds in the background. But to like my
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  Speaker 10: family and everyone, I act like I have this major
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  Speaker 10: role and I wouldn't you, like it's such a big deal.
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  Speaker 8: So my family pauses the movie every time and they're
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  Speaker 8: like this she is, I'm nodding like yeah, Hollywood shown
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  Speaker 8: me that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: There's a guy I used to work with and he
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  Speaker 2: really rubbed me the wrong way a lot. And there
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  Speaker 2: was a movie that was out called Passenger fifty seven
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  Speaker 2: with Wesley Snipes, and he said he was one of
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  Speaker 2: the cops that arrested him.
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  Speaker 1: But in the movie you can only see his hands.
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  Speaker 2: And he goes, those are my hands, and I'm like, sure,
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  Speaker 2: they are so much. But you know, it's funny about
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  Speaker 2: your story, Kyle. I thought about you yesterday. I thought
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  Speaker 2: this would be so fun for you and me to
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  Speaker 2: take this trip. But I don't know if we would
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  Speaker 2: get the part they're casting for Dexter to play victims.
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  Speaker 1: I know, right, but you've.
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  Speaker 2: Got to do something saying you've got to be in
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  Speaker 2: in New York wherever they're casting do it. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: if they promised us we could be bodies, I would say,
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  Speaker 2: we got to do road trip.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 8: I know that is dedication because I just got down
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  Speaker 8: there looking at pretty people holding a cup of coffee
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  Speaker 8: like being a dead body of commitment.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you Ellie for sharing that story. That's a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful story. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron, what's totally true by you, but sounds made up.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I swear on my life this is real. I
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  Speaker 6: legally owned a llama for almost a month back in college.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: So my roommate lost to bet at a party. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: and the guy he lost to actually had a lama,
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  Speaker 6: like he had the paperwork and everything, and as a joke,
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  Speaker 6: they transferred ownership into my name. So something I'm responsible
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  Speaker 6: for this lama who was named Kevin. Uh. We kept
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  Speaker 6: him in this sketchy backyard behind our apartment. And here's
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  Speaker 6: the thing. Kevin hated me like he had me personally.
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  Speaker 6: He would spit at me, only follow me around. Well,
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  Speaker 6: one time he somehow got loose. He chased me into
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  Speaker 6: my own car and he chewed off part of the
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  Speaker 6: windshiel wiper. The whole time he's just holding this hateful
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  Speaker 6: direct eye contact at me. The animal control I had
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  Speaker 6: them come out twice, but I guess technically I wasn't
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  Speaker 6: breaking any rules, so they just told me, like, please
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  Speaker 6: don't do this again. Keeps lama locked up. I had
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  Speaker 6: to rehome him because my landlord said that the lama
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  Speaker 6: had more authority than I did in the home, which
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  Speaker 6: sounds true, which is true.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how does one rehome alama? Where does one send?
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  Speaker 4: Is there a lama rescue lama?
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  Speaker 1: Up right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lama places. Yeah, it's actually a lama problem.
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  Speaker 6: There's too many of them.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if the lama didn't like you because he
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  Speaker 2: was he was an emula alama.
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  Speaker 1: On an emu.
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  Speaker 6: Well, thanks, I don't get that, but yeah, he was.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get that. He doesn't get it, he said,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. You don't get that. Maybe that's
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  Speaker 1: why you don't because that's a humor. That's funny. Joe do.
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  Speaker 6: He Aeron.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in, dude, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Back when my son Kemp played flag football, I remember
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  Speaker 2: we had to meet to practice one day and the
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  Speaker 2: coach showed up and had a goat with.
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  Speaker 1: Him, like you had to go to the leash, like
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  Speaker 1: why do you have this goat? And he goes, it's
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  Speaker 1: a long story.
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  Speaker 2: I go, I need no way to have a goat,
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  Speaker 2: And him and his friends got drunk and stole a
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  Speaker 2: goat and they put it in the back of his
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  Speaker 2: like range rover. And then he still had the goat
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  Speaker 2: and he had to figure out what to do with
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  Speaker 2: the goat.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe give the goat back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny. Is that guy I stole the goat?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen him since. I don't know, I'm have
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  Speaker 2: gotten in jail or something. Yeah, goat thief. It's John
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  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich