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Episode 190: Where The Wild Dreams Are · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  Just been running. What it do, what it do, what it
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  do? It is your boy Andrew Schultz
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  AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes AKA the Irish Elvis.
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  Who am I with? As always Joseph Huggins AKA old
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  man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 190, No title. Oh, I labeled it Grand Theft la
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  Boo Boo. Oh, I didn't see that.
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  That's. Why?
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  I, I, I, I didn't put, I put it everywhere else.
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  There's been a clusterfuck of a couple of days.
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  So yeah, but I labeled it Grand Theft la Boo Boo.
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  Welcome, motherfuckers. How you doing man?
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  Dude, my life, I'm telling you is crazy.
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  Just AC like how your boy like goes from like the like just
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  riding the roller coaster life. Everybody knows who listens to
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  the podcast like and I was like heartbroken for a couple of
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  months or whatever and now it's like, holy shit, dude.
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  Like I'm just crushing of rushing life.
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  That's good, man. Well, congratulations to you.
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  Thank you. It's always good when you can
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  take a second. Sometimes you need low points to
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  make you appreciate the highs. Everything's ebbs and flows and
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  highs and lows. But you know you, like I said
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  before, as you put yourself in a great position in so many other
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  aspects, don't hyper fixate on this one because this one in the
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  long run could potentially be holding you back from other good
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  shit. So.
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  Fuck, it definitely was definitely was like, well, I
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  don't know if it was holding me back, but like it just like at
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  the same time as good shit was happening, that shit happened
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  and and and then it's just like your boys on the heater right
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  now. Heater dropping hits, new job
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  hanging out was like cool cool cool cool women.
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  Well, that's good. Well, just leave it at that.
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  We're just, we're all very happy for you.
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  I'll give you a cheer right now. A cheer and a clap.
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  Thank you. I appreciate that.
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  Well that's good man, I'm glad to hear that everything seems to
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  be going better. Positive vibes only.
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  That's right, positive vibes tribe.
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  We want to put out positive vibes because the world creates
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  enough negative vibes for us. We don't really have to put any
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  more effort into that. It will do it for you.
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  That's right. I tell people that all the time.
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  Life's about balance and sometimes it'll give it to you
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  whether you ask for it or not. It'll be like, hey, hold on, I'm
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  going to balance you the fuck out for one second.
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  Well, you know, what's funny is, is, is like, that's like the
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  first thing I told my sales team, because like, I'm running
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  a sales and marketing team now is don't get too high.
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  Don't get too low because somebody will just hang up on
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  you and then you'll drop $20,000 like 10 minutes later.
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  And you can't ride the fucking roller coaster because because
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  you'll just die. Like you just got to just like
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  things are going to happen, like where it's bad and things are
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  going to happen where it's really fucking good.
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  Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I not just because
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  of played it, but corner is a great example.
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  I use that for like the teams that I'll manage and I tell them
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  like, look, man, like when you are like if they played football
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  or knew anything about it, I'm like, dude, you're out there,
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  you get scorched for like a 60 yard bomb.
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  There is a field goal, there is a kickoff and you are back the
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  fuck out there covering the same dude that just scorched you.
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  And if you're worried about how he beat you last time, you're
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  he's going to beat you again. You just got to get the fuck
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  over it. Short term memory on the
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  mistakes that we make, long term memory on the lessons we learn
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  from those mistakes. That's what you want to last is
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  your your perspective or your perception of the situation
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  should grow because of the because of that fuck up or
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  because of that hang up. But at the end of the day, like
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  you can't just focus on that one hang up bro, because then you're
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  going to get happening. If you do, everyone will hang up
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  on you. But.
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  But even even but like the also the point is like, if you torch
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  somebody, don't don't like just type like you got to like
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  realize like you have to do it again.
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  That's what I'm saying. No, I hear you man.
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  I hear you. Well, I'm doing good.
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  Thanks for asking. Oh, sorry.
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  Obviously I have more stuff set up so I have the lights on, but
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  also just kind. Of like, you're talking about
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  your house, right? Yeah, well, in like my office
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  space, like I have like stuff shit on the walls, my shelf.
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  There's no clothes anywhere. It's been just like a process
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  actually. I built your boy.
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  I've been going crazy with the landscaping and I built I think
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  I sent you a picture of it. Yeah.
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  No, you did. Well, I know.
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  I just the audience doesn't know.
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  OK, well so there's this spot on the side of my house where I got
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  this huge mega fence put in, but it's like Dead Space.
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  Nothing grows there. I've had to like dig out and
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  chop out these stumps that were hella deep in the ground like
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  but I levelled it out and I put put in my own stone path like
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  pavers I guess, but I did big grey ones and then it's all
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  white marble that matches the white marble that I did up
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  front. So it looks good like it like
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  I've done. It it does, I saw the.
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  Picture it does like there's time.
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  I have two French drains that I built and put into it.
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  So on the front of the footpath, in the back of the footpath, I
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  put in some PVC piping with drainage and then that runs out
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  to the yard so it won't ever flood.
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  If it ever gets higher than the rocks, it drains out into the
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  grass. But I mean, it looks like I
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  fucking paid somebody to do it. And it's wild because I've never
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  done it before and I'm really fucking winging it.
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  And but I'm just like determined to do it.
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  So there's times where I like forget that I did, I walked by.
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  I'm like, that looks really fucking good.
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  Like I send it to that you pictures or other people that
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  you know. I don't really share a lot of
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  the stuff that I'm doing here. I talk about it more on the pod.
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  Barely even text me. Or dude, I'll be grinding.
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  We both be. Grinding.
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  No, I know. I.
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  Know but and like I'm on my phone 99% of my day with work
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  it's very fucking frustrating it's fun it's fun but I sent you
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  but I sent you pictures because I was like hey like if it looked
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  like shit you'd probably tell me and be like hey like this looks
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  really good right like I didn't fuck this up 'cause that's like.
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  No, no, no, no. It looked good.
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  It looked good. Yeah.
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  I thought I got late to you. Like back on like telling you
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  that it looked good. Oh you're fine.
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  I would do. We're both busy.
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  We both like run. Large groups for work.
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  And like I would say, like, you know, people are always asking
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  me to do stuff for him or need something and it's all urgency
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  for other people that I'm like, but I'm not working.
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  No, no, no, you don't have to apologize.
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  Just. Crash out, sleep well.
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  You got to guilt me. No, no, no, I just, I'm just
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  letting people know that like even when like it's like him and
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  I are like best friends like it's, it's like your boy might
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  not get a tax back unless it's urgent.
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  Well, obviously, I mean, if there's some shit going down, I.
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  Would Right, right, right. You're on point.
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  What? I'm doing but like if it's but
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  if it's just. Random random shit like.
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  You're sending me some random screenshot that's like to the
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  moon and back. I'm like and I'm like balls deep
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  and a bunch of work stuff. Like that?
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  No, I know, I know. I.
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  Know I'm just, you know, I got your back.
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  I got your back. I got you.
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  But so that was so that's been super awesome and rewarding.
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  I'm totally become that old man that like looks at his grass
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  when it's about to rain. I'm like, please let it rain so
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  it could water my yard. Like I've become that person.
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  But I've always been really, I enjoy challenges.
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  I think I've talked about it fuck for forever on this podcast
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  where it's like, you should be challenging yourself and shit.
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  That's not your day-to-day. That is very difficult.
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  That will test your mental fortitude because most of our
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  lives are comfortability at this point.
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  And that's that's really what this been is.
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  It's just like, dude, I mean, I showed you before and after
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  pictures and it's like fucking wild, Like it's like it was a
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  like I'm not even a jungle. If we should do a daytime pod
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  because like my yards, just right out this window is a huge
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  fucking window, but it's pitch black, but it's just like a big
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  open empty space. I'm going to put stuff back
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  there and do more. But I've started like close to
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  the house and like I'm working my way out, but it's been the
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  transformation. My real estate guy who helped me
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  get the house is like fucking baffled.
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  He's like, dude, this looks insane.
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  I'm like, I know, right? And I was kind of cool with the
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  guy that I bought it from. He was like a flipper.
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  And I think if I haven't sent him any pictures, because if I
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  did, I think he'd be pissed. Because because of how good it
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  is. Because it looks good, because
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  it already appraised more than what I paid for it.
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  Because he never got an appraisal done.
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  So he just like threw it on the market.
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  That's what he. Said though though.
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  No, there was no, no like I had to pay to get one done because
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  there was not one done. Like it was like.
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  That's part of the. Like like part like whenever you
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  had said that, like I just didn't trust him, I was like.
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  No, like, I have that. So I'd have the county come out
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  and they were like, Oh yeah. But we'd already agreed to
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  terms. That was part of the close.
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  So we, they would have to go back and renegotiate.
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  That's why whenever I wanted to get repairs done on a couple
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  things, they basically were like, look, we'll do these two
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  things and then that's it. Because if you wanted, if you
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  want the house and you want more than those two things fixed,
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  we're going to have to renegotiate the price basically
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  being like this motherfucker. And I was like, I want a new
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  water heater, got it. And I want a brand new water
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  heater. I want them to fix the chimney.
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  The chimney had some cracks in the mortar, so they redid the
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  inside of that. They did that and they were
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  like, that's all we're fucking doing.
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  Because I, and now it and then I then I find all the thousands of
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  dollars of stones buried in all this jungle weeds and stuff.
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  Like I'd be pissed if it was me. I'd be fucking pissed.
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  But he was cool. He was like some Rastafarian
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  former reggae singer turned house flipper.
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  And like I follow him on Spotify.
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  He's got songs with millions of plays, so he like showed up and
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  he was like a white guy, like super rosted the fuck out he
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  was. Bullshit.
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  He used to and on his Spotify did he cut them all off?
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  He's like I, he's like, I cut him off doing this job touring.
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  Let like I'm trying to like transition out of that 'cause I
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  have kids, family, I'm trying to be more stateside.
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  But he would do like shows in Africa and shit.
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  Like he was showing me all these pictures.
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  He was cool as fuck all. Right, so like your boy went to
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  a so you know the band tool. Yeah.
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  Oh yeah. OK so Maynard from Tool has a
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  side project called Pussifier. Pussifer I should say like
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  Lucifer. But Pussifer.
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  Private Show just released a new album.
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  Got tickets, went and watched it at Exchange LA last night.
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  Fucking amazing. Crazy shit.
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  And then I went to dinner, but one of the girls who were at the
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  dinner is like a birthday. She had dreads.
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  And then she was like deeply describing like how she gets the
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  dreads. And I had no idea.
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  I just thought like you just, it just happens.
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  Like if you just let it happen. But she was like telling us the
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  process of like how it works, you know, how she has to like
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  lock them and do all this shit and.
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  Oh yeah, that's funny. Crazy.
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  Yeah, I had no fucking clue. I was like, I was so interested.
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  I was like, wait, what? I used to work with this guy.
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  He was a manager when I waited tables at Trudy's Town in Austin
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  and his name was Mikey. He was cool as fuck, bro.
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  I loved Mikey and he had dreads, like down to his fucking knees,
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  dude. It was crazy.
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  And they were so long. And when I would go hang out, we
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  would, he lived kind of around the corner for me.
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  So I'd go over there, chill, we'd like to smoke out whatever,
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  drink some beers and he would like.
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  Would he wash them? The process of him like washing
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  them, drying them, it was crazy. He would have to.
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  He would wash them and wring them out and then he would lay
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  out in the sun and just like spread them out.
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  It was like these like octopus tendrils.
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  It was fucking crazy looking because he would have to sit
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  there until it dried and if he didn't he'd get like mildew and
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  fungus for growing. Yeah, it's it's fun.
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  Crazy. It's weird because I thought,
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  like it was like the whole thing of dreads was like, you just
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  didn't do shit with your hair and just let it do that because
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  I'm a white. I'm a white guy.
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  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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  Oh, yeah. You know, so that this guy had
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  some really long dreads used to. And then we, I met because he
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  was fixing something after we'd already bought the house.
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  So like, that's how we crossed paths.
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  And he ended up being pretty chill because he showed up with
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  his construction team with all these Hispanic guys and I speak
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  pretty damn good Spanish. And they were like, what the
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  fuck? And he was like, what the fuck?
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  And I could talk to them just as good if not better than he
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  could. So when they were talking about
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  where stuff was like they realized I understood them.
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  It was actually kind of tight. And then he ended up hanging out
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  just talking to me. No that.
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  Soft flex. No, it's tight because most
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  people don't. I mean, I'm in Texas and it's
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  probably just ignorance and kind of like, I don't know, like
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  stereotypical like social norms, but like black, black guys
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  speaking Spanish is not commonplace.
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  Obviously. So the IT catches them off
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  guard. So there's time for oh, like if
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  I wanted to talk shit right now like I normally do in front of
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  people because they don't speak Spanish, I can't do that right
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  now because this motherfucker knows exactly what I'm saying.
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  So it's like one of those, you know what I'm saying?
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  Like you catch a kid stealing candy and you're not going to
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  tell him, but he's like 00 and you're like, and then you just
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  kind of let it. I was in HR the other day like
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  trying to get my bank account information right because your
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  boy just got on boarded and they spoke like in Armenian like the
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  CEO in HR in front of me and I was like what the fuck y'all
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  just say you know? It was like obviously about me.
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  You got to get those headphones that translate in real time
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  they. Have those, but it's like, but
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  it's like you're only speaking in Armenian because you don't
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  want me to know what I'm what you're saying.
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  Like, so it's just like, I was like, what the what the fuck is
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  that? True, Yeah, yeah, it's like
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  pretty obvious I. Know.
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  So there's some to all rattle off like a paragraph in Spanish,
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  like work related, asking for something or giving directions
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  and looking for something. It's so specific that if they're
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  not used to it or they don't know it, like kept they're like
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  what what Like what the fuck? I could make some pause for a
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  second and I'm always asking like how to say stuff, but half
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  of the time it's like stupid shit.
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  I'm asking how to say something really dumb, but I could say
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  some pretty wild shit that's like not like out of bounds or
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  inappropriate, but it's super funny that like they get that
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  other people wouldn't get so I can be in the inside jokes.
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  It's great. It's great.
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  Too bad it failed. Failed Spanish.
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  You loved it. Miss Denny, you'd be proud.
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  Miss Vendetti, how at your boy? Miss Puezo Fuertes.
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  Miss Richardson? No.
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  Miss Armstrong. Is that Armstrong?
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  Yeah, yeah. Stole, stole one of her tests in
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  Spanish, too, off her desk, got the homie to fill it out, and
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  then sold the answers for $20 apiece to people so they had the
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  answers to the test when they took it.
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  The boy's not going to get Spanish.
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  I heard about that. Actually.
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  I'm ever hearing about that through the Grapevine that
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  allegedly you did. No, not allegedly.
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  No, I know, but allegedly you did.
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  There's a couple times where like I thought it was funny that
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  I was getting called down to be like a character witness for you
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  on some super shit and I'm like y'all are calling me down like
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  I'm some credible fucking witness.
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  Like I was just down here like 3 days ago because.
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  I was out here like stealing. Because we, because we hid
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  somebody's fucking $200 Iverson's in the ceiling tiles.
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  Like what are you talking about? And that was September 11th,
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  2001. This is when I was in the office
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  for that, which I've told that story before many times.
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  But people like where were you? I was like, oh, I was in
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  trouble. Your boy, your boy, your boy was
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  in trouble. But.
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  Because of me. Not that that was me and Johnny
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  Nelson we still met Matt Moody's at, but there's times where I
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  got called down for you. Because I was like, I don't
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  remember that. Or that time we the bell rang
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  and we all walked out of the. No, no, no, I get that part.
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  Tech, Tech Ed and they had like Ted, Ted, like 12 of us in a
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  conference room. They were like, bro, guys.
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  We were like, I don't know, We just fucking got up and walked
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  out and then we had to go back like.
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  Someone someone on this podcast might have started that fire.
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  Oh well, that was the that was a different fire.
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  This one was whatever. We just walked out of class.
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  We had Tech Ed and we had some substitute teacher.
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  Oh, that's right, that's right. That's.
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  Right. And then it was like I was in.
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  Computer arts whenever I walked out on that class.
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  Everybody left the classroom. Nobody stayed.
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  And it was not just like, I mean, we had a pretty rowdy
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  class. We had like P Thorn Seawolf, we
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  had baleen. We had a wild like that's a.
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  We're just, we're just name dropping people.
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  Well, I just, I kept them short. No, I agree.
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  I agree, but. We had, but we had like a a
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  plethora of people that you would not want to have like in
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  the same room together, same bus, same group on a field trip,
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  like guys and girls. And then there was people who
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  had who were just the homies. Like our grade was kind of
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  tight. Everyone was homies.
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  I agree. The nerds. 20th anniversary
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  coming up, like it's going to be super fun.
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  And they weren't even necessarily nerds, but there's
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  so many people that just got up and walked the fuck out that
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  when they had us all in the office, like a conference room
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  office, y'all, they had a whole entire class in the conference
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  room office being like, what the fuck are y'all doing?
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  And they wanted to like, RIP my head off you, your usual
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  suspects. They were like fucking Schultz,
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  fucking Huggins. But then they're like, you know,
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  random. This is not a name, but like a
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  made-up name like Johnson, what are you doing in here?
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  Like, you know better? What did they get you to do it?
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  They're like, Nah, man, I just like wanted to fucking leave
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  class. It was the craziest shit we got
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  in 0. Trouble also also also the tech
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  Ed teacher had rumors that he had like porn stashed like in a
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  closet which wasn't true. But he was off, so he was a
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  substitute teacher. So he got set.
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  Because it was, it was the bell. It was the bell for like the the
• 19:42
  grade below us to get out of class and not our class.
• 19:45
  We just acted like it was ours. She was like, oh, that was a
• 19:47
  really short class period. We were like, Oh yeah, it's real
• 19:50
  quick, like. Right, because they joined our
• 19:52
  junior high with like, I mean we ran like they joined the high
• 19:56
  school with the junior high is what happened.
• 19:58
  So it was like 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th grade.
• 20:02
  And so like high school was different than 10th and 8th.
• 20:05
  Yeah, they Sprint. We sprinted out of that
• 20:07
  classroom and then they didn't do shit to us.
• 20:09
  They're like just don't ever do this again because they couldn't
• 20:12
  send us all to in school suspension.
• 20:14
  You know, there's a limit to that.
• 20:15
  Now you can only put someone into in school suspension.
• 20:18
  For like a week. I have no idea what's going on
• 20:20
  with schools right now. It's.
• 20:22
  All. It's like you just hear like
• 20:24
  bullshit like, and it's like, is that really happening or, or
• 20:28
  people are just stupid? And then I realized like all of
• 20:32
  the parents are like our age. And it's like, how are we the
• 20:36
  ones acting crazy? You know, I thought it was
• 20:41
  Boomers. Oh no, they they just put a
• 20:44
  limit. No, I know.
• 20:46
  I know what you're saying. I'm just.
• 20:47
  Before they could have like 28 days there.
• 20:50
  There would be no limit, no fucking limit when we were like.
• 20:54
  That was like, fucking dude. It was that was crazy.
• 20:56
  It was like your boy got locked up using the hole and your and
• 20:59
  you go like lunch and like look in the window and they'd be at
• 21:02
  their desk and they'd look up and coach pray there and be like
• 21:05
  get out of here. And you're like, oh shit, the
• 21:07
  the one black coach and they don't even let you coach the
• 21:11
  men's basketball team. But Coach Prather was the shit.
• 21:14
  He was a baller. I'm just saying.
• 21:16
  No. OK.
• 21:17
  OK, good point. He was a Hooper, he could hoop
• 21:21
  the other basketball coach. They wouldn't have hooped him
• 21:23
  hoop for shit I I bet. OK y'all, there'll be questions.
• 21:29
  Don't doubt. Shout out Coach Prather.
• 21:32
  The shoe game was on point too. Dude.
• 21:33
  He always had some sick ass JS. Well.
• 21:36
  Mr. Goody 2 Shoes is out here for that for sure dude.
• 21:39
  He was probably crushing it back in the day.
• 21:41
  Like I don't even think about it.
• 21:42
  Probably he was crushing it. Slamming.
• 21:46
  Slamming it at that. I'm telling you, I now that I
• 21:49
  think about it, like in the moment, I'm getting more excited
• 21:53
  about how hard that dude was crushing it.
• 21:56
  Because, you know, he was, there's no doubt.
• 21:59
  He was so unassuming and quiet, bro Coach Prather was like
• 22:03
  piping everyone. There's no.
• 22:05
  Doubt, of course. Well, not in the high school,
• 22:07
  not in the high. School.
• 22:08
  No, I know, just saying like he. Was just just out there in.
• 22:11
  General like he was just out. I'm sure they're like, hey,
• 22:14
  coach Prather, he's like hey, he just says in school suspension.
• 22:17
  That's why he's in there because he's trying to protect himself
• 22:19
  from on the bitches outside. So he's like now y'all look, I'm
• 22:22
  going to do I'm going to do in school suspension.
• 22:26
  Don't look in the window back up.
• 22:28
  I'm going to take him to lunch when nobody else is in the
• 22:30
  lunchroom. Just just to say what?
• 22:33
  I'm the exact same way. OK.
• 22:35
  I hung out with him on 9/11. Like I'll, I'll just say it,
• 22:38
  dude, something, something happened with one of my
• 22:44
  employees and I just happened to run into her like coming into
• 22:49
  the office and it was like inappropriate, like what
• 22:53
  happened? And I called the meeting with
• 22:56
  her and she ended up quitting. I like walked her to her car
• 23:03
  like crazy crazy. She was just like, I just have
• 23:06
  too much self respect for my like to deal with this bullshit.
• 23:11
  And it was just like I'm in Week 2.
• 23:15
  Like, oh, now I'm in week 3. But like, it's like, damn.
• 23:21
  Like first day on the job, you feel like, Oh yeah, you felt
• 23:25
  like. I was just like, how?
• 23:27
  Like, like I just wanted her to be like, now I feel weird at
• 23:31
  work, but like I thought and she was like one of the best sales
• 23:35
  people on my team and it was just like, fuck, like this
• 23:40
  happened to her and then this and then she's leaving.
• 23:44
  Damn. Yeah, well, it's the end of the
• 23:48
  TQS. There'd be question #1 would you
• 23:54
  rather every time you laugh you float 6 inches off the ground,
• 24:02
  or every time you cry it rains for 5 minutes?
• 24:08
  I mean every time you laugh you float 6 inches off the ground.
• 24:13
  That'd be tight as fuck. They'd be very self-serving.
• 24:16
  But people be like oh shit. So you could like play
• 24:20
  basketball and jump and then start to laugh and get another 6
• 24:24
  inches on your vert. They'd be like every time he's
• 24:26
  dunking on people he's just laughing and like that would be
• 24:30
  cool. But I do feel like every time
• 24:32
  you cry, it rains to be more beneficial for like the planet,
• 24:36
  but then you just be like super sensitive all the time.
• 24:38
  So it'd be like you in like a drought in like a drought.
• 24:41
  Like your yard's Great. I see what I'm saying.
• 24:43
  Like like what's the range on it?
• 24:44
  Because that'd be cool. You could be like, hey, I got to
• 24:46
  go. You like, force yourself to cry?
• 24:48
  He cries all the time. Yeah, I got to go cry, walk.
• 24:50
  Gotta save the city. OK, well, like I see like where
• 24:54
  I like, I feel like crying and laughing are not like things
• 24:58
  that you can do on command unless you're like it an actor,
• 25:05
  you're good. At being manipulative.
• 25:07
  OK, an actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:10
  Which, you know, your boy might be not not not manipulative, but
• 25:14
  like, I mean, I hope one day that I could cry in command and
• 25:19
  laugh. I pray for the day I could be
• 25:22
  more manipulative and cry in command.
• 25:23
  Not manipulative, just like an actor, but I feel like I just
• 25:29
  laugh way more than I cry, so I would just go with the cry part
• 25:37
  right 'cause I'm laughing all the time.
• 25:41
  True, but that'd be tight. They're like, yo, I didn't my
• 25:45
  boy have. It reigned for 5 minutes.
• 25:47
  My boy Huggie, this this fool can fly dog I've seen.
• 25:51
  It that is cool too. You gotta see, like you go
• 25:53
  viral, you get there's some like that'd be very self-serving,
• 25:56
  being able to laugh and. You go viral.
• 25:58
  Yeah, dude, I mean you. Would you?
• 26:00
  Definitely. Would you can fly?
• 26:01
  I didn't think about that part. I didn't think about that.
• 26:05
  This motherfucker can fly. Not fly, not fly, float.
• 26:08
  You just might as well fly is closer to flying than anybody
• 26:11
  other motherfuckers getting. That's true.
• 26:13
  Bitch be floating. And the longer I laugh, the
• 26:15
  longer I float, son. Like what it's like I have.
• 26:18
  Dreams where I fly but like it's like floating.
• 26:24
  So it's like it's like I'm flying but like I don't really
• 26:29
  have control over it. It's like a reoccurring dream.
• 26:32
  It's weird. I have crazy reoccurring dreams
• 26:35
  now that the dreams are reoccurring but the backdrops
• 26:38
  are reoccurring. So there's like 1 airport that
• 26:41
  I'm always at. If I'm at an airport and I'm
• 26:43
  like I got to travel or go do something, there's the same
• 26:46
  mall. It's like the weirdest shit.
• 26:48
  The weirdest, the craziest is there's times where I dream
• 26:52
  about like our hometown. I'll bump into random people,
• 26:55
  you know, like stupid weird dreams like that.
• 26:57
  But it'll be in neighborhoods that don't exist, but they're
• 27:01
  attached to neighborhoods that do.
• 27:02
  So it'd be like driving into your neighborhood and we're
• 27:05
  like, there's that stop, four way stop.
• 27:07
  There'd be like a five way. And so where we're all going is
• 27:10
  at your house, but it's not here.
• 27:12
  You guys moved off of the street on the five way.
• 27:14
  So then it's like, I'm in a neighborhood that I know, but I
• 27:16
  don't know, it's fucking weird, man.
• 27:18
  And I'll wake up being like, God damn it, like why am I thinking
• 27:21
  about this place that doesn't exist?
• 27:23
  And then I ended up moving back to the area.
• 27:24
  So I'll go figure. I used to have dreams where all
• 27:28
  my teeth fell out, but that's. Not that just means you're
• 27:32
  insecure. What was that?
• 27:33
  What they? Say I don't know what it means,
• 27:35
  but you know, like I've I've googled the fuck out of it and
• 27:40
  point is I don't have those dreams anymore.
• 27:43
  It's. The floating ones I still do.
• 27:46
  See, I have dreams where I can fly and I'm aware there's times
• 27:49
  where I wait. I'm like aware of the fact that
• 27:52
  I'm dreaming, that I have control.
• 27:53
  But as that happens, it's almost like letting a balloon go that
• 27:57
  it's like, like it's slowly fleeting.
• 27:59
  Like by the time I reach that, my, my brain's like, abort,
• 28:02
  abort, abort. He's knows too much.
• 28:05
  Who knows what the fuck this guy's going to do?
• 28:07
  Get out. Pull out.
• 28:09
  Yeah, always pull out. And then I wake up.
• 28:12
  I'm like. Damn right there.
• 28:14
  I was about to inception some shit.
• 28:17
  OK. Therapy question #2 Would you
• 28:27
  rather your dreams be broadcasted live on YouTube or
• 28:36
  your Internet search history printed in the local paper?
• 28:46
  I feel like the same thing. I Dreams Dreams live broadcasts
• 28:49
  would be fucking crazy dude. I know, but the local paper, who
• 28:52
  the fuck reads it that that's kind of like that?
• 28:55
  That true, but what your dreams would be would be fucking
• 29:00
  insane. Like, I mean, that could be
• 29:02
  really bad for you. Really good.
• 29:04
  You don't really have that much control.
• 29:05
  It's just subconscious. It's like free thinking.
• 29:08
  So, so it would be, it would be almost as crazy as that musical
• 29:12
  show that you went to. Like it would be fucking tripped
• 29:15
  out. That was crazy.
• 29:16
  Like in a good ass way. It was just super fun.
• 29:19
  But it wouldn't make sense to a lot of people, so it'd be crazy.
• 29:22
  And then if you could watch your dream back, that's what would be
• 29:26
  wild, is if you could go back and watch much a dream you had
• 29:28
  that you struggled to remember and you remember fragments of
• 29:31
  it, but not all of it. And it's really like splotty,
• 29:34
  you know? And then you sometimes you have
• 29:35
  dreams that are very vivid that you'll remember your whole life.
• 29:38
  I probably got like 8 or 9 then I could.
• 29:40
  Just like your traumatized but. Yeah, in some way, shape or
• 29:43
  form, it was traumatizing in a good way, in a bad way,
• 29:45
  whatever. But you walked away from it and
• 29:48
  made an imprint on you. But if you could watch back one
• 29:52
  that would be like the most impactful because you'd just be
• 29:54
  like, what? There'd be all these weird clues
• 29:56
  and it would be. So it would only make sense to
• 29:58
  you. There'd be some stuff that would
• 30:01
  be probably weird. It's like, why is there a valley
• 30:03
  of butts? There'd be all sorts of weird
• 30:05
  shit like that that wouldn't make sense.
• 30:07
  Valley of Butts. Just saying that's possible.
• 30:10
  It's a dream. Anything's possible, but and
• 30:13
  what's that from where there's. Anything is where.
• 30:14
  There's like a valley where there's a valley.
• 30:16
  Of like Kevin Garnett shit. All all the time go sees Right
• 30:20
  now it's go bird. It's go.
• 30:21
  Other way Go birds. Right now it's go.
• 30:23
  Birds. Obviously that, but yeah, I'd do
• 30:27
  dreams for sure. I'd want to do dreams it.
• 30:32
  Mine would be like memes on this, memes on that, meme news,
• 30:36
  breaking news, BBC News articles.
• 30:38
  It'd be like the most random shit.
• 30:41
  How? Build your own stone patch.
• 30:44
  Is like just not that bad like so I could give a fuck.
• 30:47
  I thought it's bad, it's just not important.
• 30:50
  I don't want to do something cool man and be like, look, hey
• 30:52
  everybody, do you want to see a recorded dream?
• 30:55
  So there'd be did talk about that for forever to be studying.
• 30:58
  Yeah. Yeah, like this, this like.
• 31:02
  I like the take. I like did.
• 31:03
  You see the video? That black guy's dream on a
• 31:05
  Wednesday night? Bro, that shit changed my life.
• 31:09
  I identify with that motherfucker hard.
• 31:11
  And they're somebody else like. That go viral again that.
• 31:14
  'D be the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 31:16
  Like the reactions, they'd be like an inkblot test for people.
• 31:20
  OK, see This is why I put these questions in.
• 31:22
  It's because like, I don't know what your take is going to be.
• 31:25
  And I'll. But yeah, OK, that's fair.
• 31:27
  Yeah, there's precaution #3 would you rather everyone you
• 31:34
  meet immediately know your most recent purchase or your last
• 31:42
  text message? Either worse fine.
• 31:48
  I really wouldn't care if it'd be like you spend too much money
• 31:51
  on ghost energy drinks. I've like heard on God, but
• 31:54
  everybody got to have a. No on pod.
• 31:56
  On POD. Everybody got to have a vice.
• 31:59
  On on on Ezekiel. On on Casper, 'cause we on that
• 32:02
  ghost, bro, that's how we doing that.
• 32:04
  We on that we on that booshit. You know what I'm talking about
• 32:06
  on that spooky spooky ooky Watch out, watch your back puffing on
• 32:13
  that Ichabod pack do. You I would definitely have to
• 32:16
  save my last purchase 'cause I don't buy anything crazy.
• 32:19
  Yeah, but but with my last text message it would be totally
• 32:22
  worth. It could be crazy for me, like I
• 32:26
  think come on, like like not usually, but like it could see.
• 32:30
  If mine would be something about work where you'd be like, oh,
• 32:33
  that person's in trouble, like that'd be about it.
• 32:36
  It'd be I'd feel bad for the person that text is about
• 32:41
  because. I'm usually like screenshotting
• 32:43
  my text messages and like sending them to either like you
• 32:46
  or like the group. Like like I've been sending them
• 32:50
  to like the fantasy football group text, which is like 16
• 32:53
  people. And, and this like it's just
• 32:57
  like, because somebody made like a gay joke like about me, like,
• 33:01
  which is hilarious. But so I had to like prove
• 33:07
  myself like that. I and and then I just kept going
• 33:11
  with it And and then it's just like so I don't really give a
• 33:16
  shit about sending text messages, but I get what you're
• 33:19
  saying. Last purchase of either way,
• 33:22
  it'd be very impactful, just like I said and like I normally
• 33:26
  on diesel, I want to do the one that's is the most impactful,
• 33:30
  makes the most impact leave the biggest crater.
• 33:32
  It's like, see my dreams? That'd be fucking crazy for
• 33:35
  everyone, see. My dreams.
• 33:37
  For everybody involved. That might be the title of the
• 33:39
  of the audio. That'd be fucking crazy and who
• 33:43
  knows what it'll be. I have no control.
• 33:44
  It'd just be like, roll the dice.
• 33:46
  What was the dream last night? That'd be crazy.
• 33:48
  And then, yeah, for sure. I just, yeah.
• 33:53
  Where did you pick? I'll show you both text.
• 33:56
  I like it, I like it. OK, final therapy question.
• 34:03
  Question #4 would you rather only be able to run backwards or
• 34:14
  walk on tip toes forever? And now I talked to a person who
• 34:21
  is a champion track athlete just like Joseph is, and she I'm.
• 34:31
  Not a champion. Track well.
• 34:32
  Did you guys not win? And not not.
• 34:38
  I thought you guys been there like.
• 34:39
  State or in there, but I want some ribbons and shit.
• 34:41
  For sure. OK.
• 34:41
  Well, OK. Well, that's OK, OK.
• 34:44
  Competitive runner back in the day.
• 34:46
  There we go. How about that?
• 34:47
  So was I, but like, I sucked. Like you guys were actually
• 34:50
  putting up. No, I was like, so I was like
• 34:52
  fat. I was like, what?
• 34:55
  The longer the race to, the faster like. 200 I was faster, I
• 34:58
  ran competitively it it just didn't work out for me.
• 35:03
  But it but like no like like I. Remember you running having like
• 35:09
  like 9 bracelets on or some shit and they made you take them off?
• 35:14
  Yeah I remember that shit stuff. Yeah you can't.
• 35:17
  Like the guy was like what the fuck are you?
• 35:19
  Like I'm fast, but I'm not fast like you.
• 35:21
  Like like. But anyway, it doesn't even
• 35:23
  matter. Puka's on, puka shells on.
• 35:25
  Yeah, for sure. Like why is this kid wearing all
• 35:29
  this jewelry? Because I'm stupid.
• 35:31
  They're like, I don't know, they asked me to get on the bus this
• 35:33
  week, so I guess I'm running like that's kind of.
• 35:36
  Somebody backed the fuck up. All the fast kids are playing
• 35:39
  baseball this week so they couldn't fucking make it so.
• 35:44
  But I won my. Heats I won.
• 35:45
  My heats last. Week.
• 35:46
  OK, well what this person said was that either way, you're
• 35:50
  getting shin splints. True.
• 35:54
  Yeah, you're definitely getting chimps.
• 35:56
  Running backwards is fun and I think people can actually, if
• 36:00
  you know how to do it correctly, you can run backwards pretty
• 36:03
  fucking fast. And when you're doing it fast,
• 36:05
  it looks weird. Everybody tries to like do short
• 36:08
  steps, but you actually have to like lean forward and like kick
• 36:11
  your legs backward. It looks fucking goofy.
• 36:13
  But for sure I'd probably do tip toes.
• 36:17
  No. Oh, like, are we talking like
• 36:19
  tippy, tippy toes? Every time you walk, which is
• 36:23
  wherever the fuck I need to go. Can I walk on the ball?
• 36:26
  Like basically the balls on my feet?
• 36:29
  You'd have some huge calves. I know, but you have to think
• 36:31
  about like how often as a man in like that's 38 or whatever, you
• 36:39
  know, how often do you have to run, you know?
• 36:44
  Like when it's not by choice. Right.
• 36:46
  Well, I don't. I would never run.
• 36:49
  Well, no, I I take that back. Someone's like, hey
• 36:52
  motherfucker, I'm gonna rob you and you're like, oh, I could
• 36:54
  outrun this fat fuck. You're going to run.
• 36:56
  But you have to go backwards. Yeah.
• 36:59
  It's or you're always walking on tip toes and you always have to
• 37:06
  walk. That's that's the that's what.
• 37:09
  Yeah, if that makes sense. I can.
• 37:10
  See that? Yeah, it's like, I get what
• 37:14
  you're saying, but. If you had to do both, if you
• 37:16
  walked forward it had to be a new tip toes and if you ran
• 37:20
  backwards, if you went backwards it was only running and yeah,
• 37:24
  you could only go backwards. That would be tough.
• 37:28
  That would be almost worse. Is the only time you could go
• 37:30
  backwards. Yeah, the only time you could
• 37:33
  run is go backwards, no. No, no, OK, that that would
• 37:36
  suck. But I'm saying if you're moving
• 37:37
  backwards at all, it has to be in a runner's face.
• 37:41
  Like you would just like, run people the fuck over.
• 37:43
  You couldn't like be like up, excuse me?
• 37:45
  Like you would just like boom. You'd just be taking people the
• 37:48
  fuck out, dude. Like a step would be so
• 37:50
  powerful. That'd be insane.
• 37:53
  One time I was in college and like B was like about to attack
• 37:58
  me and I had like my backpack on like full of like 5 like
• 38:03
  textbooks and I just like jumped out like backwards hit like a
• 38:09
  tiny little girl who was like probably like 18 knocked her
• 38:13
  like on the ground because I was scared of a fucking bee.
• 38:16
  It was like the most disappointing like shit that
• 38:19
  ever happened to me. I was just so upset because like
• 38:22
  she like fell on the ground because I like knocked her back
• 38:25
  because I was scared of a fucking bee.
• 38:27
  And I was just like, Oh my God, I can help you.
• 38:31
  There was a time I was waiting tables at Trudy's, second
• 38:34
  Trudy's story. And man, if you're there's, if
• 38:37
  you were at a restaurant, like keep your fucking kids seated.
• 38:41
  There are these kids running the fuck around like crazy, just
• 38:44
  running around and I'm running food.
• 38:46
  I'm carrying a big ass tray of food.
• 38:48
  And at this restaurant I used to work at, and this was like a
• 38:50
  long ass time ago, there were these booths and they were
• 38:53
  pretty high and it was like there's a 2 rows of them and
• 38:56
  they ran parallel with little aisles.
• 38:58
  I'm coming up the stairs. There's these little like 3 step
• 39:01
  thing. I come around the corner on this
• 39:02
  food. This kid is sprinting full
• 39:05
  speed. Dude, if I I'd be lying if I
• 39:08
  didn't say I just like ended up drop me in this kid like right
• 39:12
  in the chest because he comes around the corner full speed and
• 39:14
  I'm coming upstairs. I take a step and I turn and
• 39:17
  when I turn with my step my knee just hits this kid like boom and
• 39:21
  he just goes flying backwards matrix style.
• 39:24
  Just gets the wind knocked out of him and I feel terrible.
• 39:27
  Almost drop a burrito on this kid and thank God the mom was
• 39:31
  like, dude, I told you to sit down because I was like, I
• 39:34
  wanted to be like, get your kid bro.
• 39:35
  Whose man's is this? Like come get this.
• 39:38
  Come get your boy. Come.
• 39:40
  Get your boy. You need to come get your boy
• 39:42
  because your boy is pushing it right now.
• 39:44
  And like he just got steamrolled by a Lenny Kravitz impersonator
• 39:49
  and like he is fucked up. And his kid was just like, but
• 39:54
  he couldn't. He was like he got the wind
• 39:55
  knocked out of him so he couldn't cry.
• 39:57
  And it didn't even hurt. Like it was one of those hits
• 39:59
  that was so smooth or it was just like.
• 40:02
  But being. Knocked out of him.
• 40:04
  It's tough. It's.
• 40:05
  Tough, but I mean like, it's not like he got like whiplashed.
• 40:08
  Or anything or. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't.
• 40:09
  It was just like he just got hit, like right in the sternum,
• 40:12
  got knocked. Back 'cause your boy got your
• 40:14
  boy got his rib broken recently now and I got the wind knocked
• 40:17
  out of me at the same time and it was the the last time that I
• 40:21
  got the wind knocked out of me was when I got my rib broken
• 40:24
  playing basketball. I played three more fucking
• 40:26
  games and then went to the hospital.
• 40:29
  But getting the wind knocked out of you is it's just tough.
• 40:33
  It's. Like, and if you haven't had
• 40:35
  none of most of us haven't had that happen in an extremely long
• 40:39
  time. So when it does, you're like,
• 40:41
  it's like fucking hurts. I know, but like, but, but I
• 40:46
  don't know about you, but like, I definitely have had that
• 40:48
  happen, like a lot like playing hockey and football.
• 40:52
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it's like, it's like I
• 40:55
  knew how, like I knew. It's kind of like a panic
• 40:58
  attack. It's like where you feel like
• 40:59
  you're going to die and it's like if you've, if it's your
• 41:04
  first one, like it's scary as hell.
• 41:07
  But like if you know what's happening, it's like, OK, you're
• 41:12
  not going to die. You just got to get to do this
• 41:16
  for like a minute and you're going to be OK.
• 41:19
  Yeah. That that's all like getting the
• 41:21
  one knocked out of you as it's like this is scary.
• 41:25
  What? What's wild too, is, if I
• 41:28
  remember correctly, getting kicked in the nuts hurts more
• 41:32
  than getting the wind knocked out of you one. 100% hurts more
• 41:36
  but maybe. We've been hitting the nuts so
• 41:38
  many times. You get past the getting the
• 41:40
  wind knocked out of you stage. I don't know when that
• 41:42
  transition happens, but that doesn't happen as much.
• 41:45
  You're going to get like tapped in the nuts by like a doorknob
• 41:48
  when you bump into it weird. You're going to someone's going
• 41:50
  to throw you their car keys and just go and you're like, oh,
• 41:52
  motherfucker. And you're like.
• 41:54
  Feel like in a sexual like situation?
• 41:57
  Like you used to like want to vomit whenever that you're like
• 42:00
  oh man that really fucking hurt as we're getting the wind out of
• 42:02
  you. Wind knocked out of you sucks
• 42:04
  when you catch your. Breath.
• 42:05
  See, that would have been a better therapy question.
• 42:08
  Would you rather get the wind knocked out of you or kicked in
• 42:09
  the nuts? Yes, it's weird.
• 42:11
  Is just some people who are like, oh, kicked in the nuts.
• 42:14
  Bro for sure. I mean like I.
• 42:20
  Can talk about this in therapy. You're like, whoa, dude.
• 42:23
  I I had to like, we haven't really talked about it, but like
• 42:26
  I had like the Chinese like like 21 year old sex trafficked
• 42:33
  person. I remember.
• 42:34
  You. Yeah.
• 42:35
  No, I you and I talked about it. Yeah, those are times when I
• 42:38
  answer the phone. Yes, exactly ask.
• 42:41
  Me to kick you in and that's it I'm like are you fucking kidding
• 42:44
  me? You need to leave like I'm
• 42:46
  trying to get you an Uber like to to save your life, like and
• 42:50
  you're just going to ask me to kick me and then that's get the
• 42:53
  fuck out of my face. Straight to the point, that's
• 42:56
  what she likes. That's crazy.
• 42:58
  Yeah, that is pretty wild. No, But also I would tell people
• 43:03
  whenever they'd ask, they're like, oh, you watch football,
• 43:05
  I'll tell them some of those big hits that you see that are like,
• 43:09
  clean, those hurt the least. And I always tell people too, it
• 43:13
  hurts more to tackle somebody than it does to get tackled.
• 43:18
  It hurts more to try to stop somebody going another
• 43:20
  direction. And.
• 43:21
  Make totally, totally like what you were saying what you're
• 43:23
  saying like on like the kick return, like I used to be on the
• 43:27
  kick return, like yeah, not the yeah, the kick return team.
• 43:32
  And then I remember our board bow, just who was a beast who
• 43:38
  like played like college football over in San Diego.
• 43:43
  I just remember him just like just going ham.
• 43:46
  And I went to go block him and it was just like, dude hit me so
• 43:51
  hard. Like I was like.
• 43:53
  Because he was all he was a gunner, so he was like going
• 43:55
  down to make a tackle. Oh yeah, See, I was always a
• 43:57
  gunner. So I just got to run as fast as
• 43:59
  I could and try to like take someone out.
• 44:02
  Yeah. Like if you're if you're
• 44:03
  blocking on it, that shit sucks. But it but like it hurts more
• 44:07
  when you did get blocked. Yeah, that shit hurt.
• 44:10
  Like it hurts more to tackle than it does to make the tackle,
• 44:18
  than it does to be the tackle. Because I get to adjust, I get
• 44:21
  to make moves. I get to try to avoid.
• 44:23
  You embrace as we're like, I'm aiming for a spot, I'm going to
• 44:26
  hit it, this person's going to react.
• 44:28
  We'll see what happens. Yeah, that shit hurts.
• 44:32
  And, and we're talking about Texas football, so it's like we
• 44:35
  like we went hard. But like, so I mean, you can get
• 44:38
  the wear and tear on being tackled can add up, but that's
• 44:42
  apples and oranges. It can't on the other side.
• 44:44
  But that shit hurts. Like you like a lot of people,
• 44:46
  like you get your bell rung, you get concussions making tackles.
• 44:51
  Like I think it's some of my worst. 100% I got concussed
• 44:55
  making a tackle with the boy. Cameron woke up just on like on
• 45:02
  on the field after after it man, they just went back and played
• 45:08
  like no idea, no idea what happened like came to nobody
• 45:12
  cared. Like came to like 30 minutes
• 45:14
  later I had one. Not 30 minutes later, like I
• 45:17
  have no idea like how much later to be honest.
• 45:19
  Like but like. I would assume like a minute.
• 45:22
  I had one of those in 8th grade. I got my bell rung and then woke
• 45:26
  up. I remember looking, no, it was,
• 45:30
  it was wild. I remember I forgot my football
• 45:32
  pants so I had to borrow someone else's.
• 45:35
  And then like, I remember coming to in the back of the easy go
• 45:38
  with Doc Hanson being like, and I'm like, what am I doing over
• 45:42
  here? And then I remember being like,
• 45:44
  who's fucking football pants are these?
• 45:46
  These aren't mine. Like I'd forgotten that I'd
• 45:48
  borrowed somebody. Like that's how hard I got my
• 45:50
  bell rung. It was like what the fuck?
• 45:52
  Basically what we're trying to tell y'all is that your boys
• 45:54
  have CTE coming. No, I'm just glad we didn't go
• 45:57
  any much further because we might have that's.
• 45:59
  Not possible, I know. OK, we're going on to the
• 46:02
  topics. We are going to take a break.
• 46:04
  I do not want an eye roll from Joseph.
• 46:07
  There we go. That was like a flutter but on
• 46:12
  the audio. The audio will be right.
• 46:15
  The fuck? Back, what can I say?
• 46:17
  You're you're on a heater right now.
• 46:18
  I am on a. Heater making a warm warmer in
• 46:21
  Texas if it's if that's possible.
• 46:23
  You know, I'm Chef Curry in the kitchen right now.
• 46:25
  Oh my. And now we're back with the
• 46:29
  topics. All right, get into it.
• 46:36
  I'm just fucking with you. I was like like you.
• 46:39
  What the fuck bro? So this happened recently.
• 46:44
  Obviously this is just another Epstein files distraction, but
• 46:49
  Donald Trump's released has seized control of the DC Police
• 46:54
  Department and has deployed the National Guard.
• 46:57
  He is. So this is from the AP and it's
• 47:02
  Trump's domestic troop deployment test the limits of a
• 47:04
  nearly 150 year old law. As President Donald Trump pushes
• 47:10
  the bounds of military activity on domestic soil, a debate
• 47:13
  emerged over 150 year old law that regulates when federal
• 47:16
  troops can intervene in state issues.
• 47:19
  About 800 National Guard troops filed into DC on Tuesday after
• 47:23
  President Trump said without substantiation that there that
• 47:29
  they that they, that they were needed, sorry, this looked
• 47:33
  weird, that they were needed to reduce crime in the lawless
• 47:37
  national capital thousands of miles away.
• 47:39
  A judge in California is hearing arguments over whether the
• 47:42
  president's recent decisions to federalize Guard personnel in
• 47:46
  Los Angeles during protests was against immigration raids
• 47:50
  violated federal law. What's wild too about this is DC
• 47:54
  has right now having as the lowest crime they've had in like
• 47:58
  exactly like 3536 years ago. It makes.
• 48:02
  No like it. Other than fascism, it makes no
• 48:06
  sense. Yeah, he has also created
• 48:08
  militarized zones along the US Mexico border as part of a major
• 48:12
  shift that has thrust the army into the immigration enforcement
• 48:15
  like never before. Now, this is something that
• 48:18
  we've discussed before, and I've said if you really give a shit
• 48:22
  about immigration and people crossing illegally, then you
• 48:25
  just need to militarize the border.
• 48:26
  Otherwise you're full of shit. Like, unless you're going to.
• 48:28
  I'm not saying that you have tanks there to shoot people, but
• 48:32
  if you really wanted to use the technology we have on our hands
• 48:36
  that like drops a Cortana wielding missile from the sky
• 48:41
  and chops people up about hitting somebody 2 inches
• 48:45
  sitting next to them. Like you could use that same
• 48:48
  stuff to patrol the border and actually catch coyotes bringing
• 48:51
  in people through. The well what about just
• 48:52
  arresting the fucking owners of the businesses?
• 48:56
  Like I got into an argument with somebody recently who employ
• 49:01
  them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 49:04
  It's like, because they don't want to.
• 49:06
  That's the fucking thing. Yeah, I mean, if the the the
• 49:09
  ripple effect, I mean we're already seeing some of it, but
• 49:12
  if they're. Why are we arresting the like if
• 49:14
  the jobs don't exist? Right?
• 49:18
  If if if the employer is getting arrested for employing illegal
• 49:27
  immigrants then it will stop. The fact is they don't want it
• 49:32
  to to actually stop. This is like a power move.
• 49:36
  Oh it's always the border and open borders and all that stuff
• 49:40
  has been an issue since the 80s. This is like the same debate
• 49:43
  we've been having in circles for damn near 40. 50 It just bothers
• 49:46
  me. It's like it's like there's
• 49:48
  people here who like contribute to this country who just want to
• 49:52
  like live and we're and then just recently were acting like,
• 50:00
  oh fuck these people, they have to go.
• 50:03
  And it's like, OK, I get if you're in an illegal immigrant,
• 50:11
  if that's the term we're going to use, they you shouldn't be in
• 50:16
  the country, right, OK, fine, good.
• 50:21
  The fact is that there's jobs and houses and everything
• 50:28
  available. These people pay into Medicare
• 50:32
  and Social Security, never going to collect it.
• 50:35
  They don't have a Social Security card.
• 50:38
  So what are we doing? Like if we want to stop this,
• 50:43
  arrest the fucking white owner who employs them.
• 50:50
  Like that's it. Yeah.
• 50:51
  But that's, I mean, that's also not the answer because then if
• 50:54
  you did that and those jobs went away, you'd still lose that
• 50:56
  revenue. So.
• 50:56
  But I see what you're saying. No, no, no.
• 50:58
  I understand. Like if you want to end the
• 51:00
  problem and like, that's how you, yeah.
• 51:02
  That's like saying like, are we going to keep arresting the same
• 51:04
  crack dealer on the street? Whatever I know he's getting,
• 51:08
  he's dealing drugs for the dude in the mansion down the way.
• 51:11
  Why don't I just arrest the guy in the mansion and then the.
• 51:13
  Cracker No, I'm saying the different.
• 51:14
  I'm saying I'm saying arrest. The no crack dealer, well,
• 51:18
  obviously, but I'm saying is it's like it's repeat, repeat,
• 51:21
  repeat, but it's but it's on purpose.
• 51:25
  But the crack dealer is selling some drugs for somebody else.
• 51:28
  So why wouldn't you just go for the the guy who's just actually
• 51:31
  distributing the drugs? It's like.
• 51:33
  That's what I'm saying, yeah. Yeah.
• 51:34
  So. I I get what you're saying, but
• 51:36
  I mean that's still the ripple effects of that would be huge.
• 51:39
  Yeah, well, guess what? So that's.
• 51:41
  So how about let's just not do it in general?
• 51:44
  But I've said that if you want to actually stop the shit at the
• 51:47
  border and take it serious, and that's what you were wanting to
• 51:50
  do is to. But why?
• 51:52
  But why? If you want, well, I've always
• 51:55
  said you should just, I mean, we're getting a little off
• 51:57
  topic, but you should all, you should just streamline it and
• 51:59
  make it easier for people to come here if they want to be
• 52:02
  here and coming here illegally shouldn't be the basically the
• 52:07
  only viable option for people to come here.
• 52:10
  That's what so that's what I'm saying.
• 52:12
  So if you make it to where it's militarized and they can't, and
• 52:15
  then you streamline it so that they can come in here legally
• 52:18
  and you expedite the process. So does it take like 7 to 8
• 52:21
  years to process? And then that would then OK, but
• 52:25
  like, I'm like, but you can't you, you can't just be like, oh,
• 52:28
  we're not going to do anything. They're they're crossing through
• 52:30
  the mountains and we've got drones that could see a fucking
• 52:33
  freckle on the back of so you. Are you kidding me though?
• 52:35
  Are you kidding me? Like you're trying to drop
• 52:38
  drones on people coming. No, not bombs, just to surveil.
• 52:42
  You could track people in the mountains.
• 52:45
  Like like I'm saying like the people that are crossing
• 52:47
  illegally. There's coyotes transporting
• 52:49
  people here, making them go on these long death walks through
• 52:53
  the desert and shit. Like you could find those people
• 52:55
  and easily track them the entire time if they wanted to.
• 52:58
  That the that's. But they don't want to.
• 53:00
  Exactly. But so that's where.
• 53:02
  That's why this whole thing is so stupid.
• 53:06
  That's dumb, but he did do that. The cases, both in California
• 53:10
  and Washington, mainly hinge on the Posse Comiteus Act.
• 53:15
  I'm going to say that Komitatus Act Komitatus Act, which passed
• 53:18
  in 1878 and largely prevents the military from enforcing domestic
• 53:23
  laws. Experts say that in both cases,
• 53:25
  there are clear limitations to the law enforcement.
• 53:29
  Here's what to know about the law.
• 53:32
  And the reason, the reason why it's 1878 is it's right after
• 53:35
  the Civil War. And that's like, so Abraham
• 53:37
  Lincoln like is the first person who enacted the income tax and
• 53:43
  it was to pay for the Civil War. And then that's when we had like
• 53:47
  a full military like for the United States.
• 53:52
  There is an exception. I'm sorry that it is a criminal
• 53:56
  statute that prevents the military from enforcing domestic
• 53:58
  law, which also prevents the military from investigating
• 54:01
  local current crimes, overriding local law enforcement, or
• 54:04
  compelling certain behaviors. It can be bypassed by a
• 54:08
  congressional vote or in order to defend the Constitution.
• 54:12
  The insurrection of 18 O 7 can also trigger the suspension of
• 54:17
  the ACT and allows the president to deploy military domestically
• 54:20
  in cases of invasion or rebellion.
• 54:23
  There's an exception for the US Coast Guard, which has some law
• 54:26
  enforcement responsibility. That's like hardcore Coast Guard
• 54:29
  dudes are hardcore just like a game wardens in Texas.
• 54:32
  They can just like walk onto your property and be like, what
• 54:34
  are you doing? Like game wardens are crazy.
• 54:37
  Look like there if you one of those guys walk up on you,
• 54:39
  that's worse than what is a. Game warden like like for like
• 54:43
  wildlife. Yeah, like wildlife hunting,
• 54:46
  fishing. So they so they could be like, I
• 54:48
  think you've been fishing and you fished over your limit.
• 54:51
  I'm going to search your car. And that's all they need like
• 54:54
  that. That's it.
• 54:54
  They can't really do shit. Private property kind of exists
• 54:58
  'cause it's like he's there to protect the land and the animals
• 55:02
  in the land and make sure you're not like destroying the planet.
• 55:05
  But it's a cop game. Wardens are scary as fuck.
• 55:07
  I just heard somebody, I'm not even kidding, just heard
• 55:10
  somebody say that they dress up like a game warden when they
• 55:17
  fish. And then just like if the game
• 55:20
  warden shows up, they're like, yeah, dude, I'm here like
• 55:24
  investigating. But they're actually like.
• 55:28
  That's crazy 'cause that's. I swear to God I heard.
• 55:32
  That's like impersonating a federal officer 'cause they're
• 55:35
  sue as like, they can arrest you.
• 55:37
  You're like, you're like, they're like BMX.
• 55:40
  They can basically search you, search you with no cause because
• 55:44
  they can just create cause like they're crazy.
• 55:46
  Like they can do some super wild shit.
• 55:49
  So if you ever in the woods smoking weed and you get rolled
• 55:51
  up on by a game warden, like you're fucked.
• 55:54
  It's not like, oh, I hope this cop's cool.
• 55:57
  Game wardens are not cool. Like they're grumpy asshole
• 56:00
  white dudes who drive around in these tricked out trucks by
• 56:03
  themselves. They don't roll around with
• 56:04
  partners any like old white dude in his mid 40s to late 50s
• 56:09
  that's just allowed to walk around the woods by himself with
• 56:11
  a gun and enforce law. US is like a dangerous person
• 56:16
  even if and like even if he's on the side for good.
• 56:19
  Like yeah, get out there. It's 1,000,000 acres.
• 56:22
  No, I know. And then like, you know, ice is
• 56:24
  just like on that level right now.
• 56:26
  So it's just. Yeah, ice, ice out here acting
• 56:29
  like they're game wardens and they're not.
• 56:32
  The law was enacted after the Resurrection era, and the law
• 56:36
  was enacted in 1978, post Civil War, during the Reconstruction.
• 56:40
  So it was after the Reconstruction Era.
• 56:42
  Pro segregate segregationist representatives in Congress
• 56:45
  wanted to keep the military from blocking the enforcement of Jim
• 56:48
  Crow laws that allowed racial segregation.
• 56:51
  We don't want the Army telling us that we got to be around
• 56:53
  black folks. That's crazy.
• 56:55
  No, I don't think the Army wants to do this.
• 56:58
  Like and also like what? They didn't say whether or not
• 57:02
  they were going to be armed when they're in Washington, DC, and
• 57:06
  they're also not even allowed to be there.
• 57:09
  Like it's like the whole thing is nuts, dude.
• 57:13
  Like it's like, I already knew this dude was a fascist but I
• 57:17
  didn't know that like he was capable of like doing like
• 57:23
  fascist shit like this quick like this quickly.
• 57:26
  What if there's some crazy information that comes out about
• 57:30
  any of this stuff? And then he's like already got
• 57:32
  him deployed so he's like, all right, everybody stay back.
• 57:35
  Like he's like prepared, but it's like.
• 57:37
  Yeah, that's what that's what it feels like.
• 57:39
  Like he's preparing for Fallout, like hunkering down inside his
• 57:43
  castle and shuttering the doors. That's what it feels like.
• 57:47
  Why the fuck else would he be doing this?
• 57:50
  And does he have the big defense back up around the White House?
• 57:54
  No and defense came up because of January 6th like remind you.
• 58:00
  No, I know. I'm just.
• 58:01
  No, no. No, no, he didn't decide to do
• 58:03
  that. He already got voted out of
• 58:05
  office when that happened. Yeah, but the spirit of law,
• 58:11
  Spirit of law also has roots of going all the way back to the
• 58:14
  Revolutionary War, when the founders of the United States
• 58:17
  were scarred by the British monarchy's absolute military
• 58:21
  control. And William C Banks, a
• 58:23
  professor, or that's what William C Banks, a professor at
• 58:26
  Syracuse University, said. We have a tradition in the
• 58:29
  United States, which is more a norm than a law, that we want
• 58:33
  law enforcement to be conducted by civilians and not the
• 58:36
  military. The ethos ingrained in the
• 58:38
  National Guard personnel starting in basic training
• 58:42
  becomes especially powerful in the case of this act, because
• 58:46
  the law has hardly ever been tested before.
• 58:50
  So, like, they haven't really done this.
• 58:51
  They're just like, fucking winging it, dude.
• 58:54
  This dude's fucking winging it, and half of it's a distraction.
• 58:57
  Well, because he doesn't. I wish, I wish he was winging
• 59:02
  it. It seems systematic to me.
• 59:08
  And and and and I just didn't know that he knew how to do like
• 59:15
  something like Putin this like, you know.
• 59:18
  We're surrounded by people that that's their whole.
• 59:20
  I know, but Stephen Miller knows.
• 59:23
  Stephen Miller. Yeah, I agree.
• 59:24
  I know that's. Exactly, exactly what I thought
• 59:27
  when I when I heard about this was like dude what what why why?
• 59:35
  Like it's so unnecessary. Oh yeah, I mean.
• 59:41
  So you all just made like $5 billion like in six months on
• 59:46
  your shit coin and like your, your grift, your, your, your
• 59:51
  tariffs that you just like change up and then just get like
• 59:54
  Vietnam to like agree to like a billion dollar golf course.
• 59:58
  It's like, I just don't get, I don't get like the like, this is
• 1:00:04
  what I've been trying to say. It's like we're watching people
• 1:00:07
  addicted to money and everybody needs money.
• 1:00:12
  So we just let it happen. Being like, oh, they're just
• 1:00:15
  trying to get money. And it's like, no, we're
• 1:00:18
  watching crack addicts and now we have one in the fucking White
• 1:00:25
  House. It's crazy to me.
• 1:00:28
  It's pretty wild, yeah. I mean, the grift is real and.
• 1:00:35
  For sure, for sure. And it's.
• 1:00:38
  Selling bibles bro. Selling Trump watches.
• 1:00:42
  Ridiculous. Well, the OK that like to me.
• 1:00:46
  Oh, that was wild. But we were like in the we were
• 1:00:48
  like in the middle. Of gold shoes, bibles, crypto
• 1:00:52
  coins like what stakes colleges like what are we doing as a
• 1:01:00
  country and. Like what universe is this?
• 1:01:03
  Yes. What timeline are we in?
• 1:01:05
  It's like, it's like boomers are like, yeah, get it, Get your
• 1:01:08
  last grab, bro. Like it's like weird.
• 1:01:10
  But why? But why?
• 1:01:13
  It's like you're the president of the United States, like you
• 1:01:16
  don't need to do anything ever again.
• 1:01:19
  You're good. But no, he can't stop himself.
• 1:01:25
  It's gross. It's.
• 1:01:26
  Gross. Yeah, it's like this.
• 1:01:30
  Gluttonous to the Max like I'm. Triggered.
• 1:01:33
  The law applies to federalized troop troops.
• 1:01:36
  The ACT typically does not apply to the National Guard because of
• 1:01:39
  the Guard members report to the governor and not the federal
• 1:01:42
  government. But when the Guard personnel are
• 1:01:44
  federalized, they are bound to bound by the ACT until they are
• 1:01:48
  returned to state control. Yeah.
• 1:01:51
  I mean, it's pretty wild. I mean it's.
• 1:01:53
  Unbelievable. Unfucking believable.
• 1:01:56
  He's already he's already in charge of the National Guard and
• 1:01:59
  can legally deploy troops for 30 days without congressional
• 1:02:02
  approval. There's a lot in the water about
• 1:02:05
  the Trump administration. Being you think, you think you,
• 1:02:08
  you think those troops, these troops are leaving in 30 days,
• 1:02:11
  it's like guaranteed that that that they aren't.
• 1:02:13
  There's a lot of water in. There's a lot of water in the
• 1:02:19
  There's a lot in the water about the Trump administration being
• 1:02:21
  lawless. What is striking is actually how
• 1:02:24
  much the administration is trying to wrap itself into the
• 1:02:27
  law. Well, that's how, that's how
• 1:02:30
  fascism, that's how fascism works.
• 1:02:33
  It's like, it never. It's, it's like you vote them
• 1:02:36
  into office. It's a minority.
• 1:02:38
  They use the bureaucracy to take over the country.
• 1:02:44
  I just didn't know he was capable of doing it.
• 1:02:48
  I don't think, I think he's just a good figurehead for it.
• 1:02:50
  I don't think he's, he's not acting on his own accord.
• 1:02:52
  He's doing he's, I think that he's surrounded by people he
• 1:02:56
  had. Four years before and like it's
• 1:02:58
  like he was a shitty president then, but like he didn't like
• 1:03:04
  have like these moves like that. That's the problem.
• 1:03:08
  And it's like, and it's like why?
• 1:03:10
  Why? Like I don't get why That's
• 1:03:15
  that's why I struggle like with this shit.
• 1:03:17
  It's like, why the fuck are you doing this?
• 1:03:20
  Like why do you even care? Yeah, true.
• 1:03:25
  That's what I want to know. It's like, what's like when I
• 1:03:28
  get confused? It's like when it bothers me the
• 1:03:30
  most. It's just like, I just like, I
• 1:03:33
  don't understand what's happening.
• 1:03:37
  Beyond the legal exemptions written in the law, exceptions
• 1:03:39
  written in the law, there is a practical question of how to
• 1:03:42
  enforce it. Because the posse could
• 1:03:47
  comitatus. It's COMITATUS.
• 1:03:52
  Comitatus Act is a criminal statute, not a civil one. the US
• 1:03:56
  Department of Justice is responsible for prosecution in
• 1:03:59
  Criminal Court. It's premised on the executive
• 1:04:02
  branch policy policing itself. That leaves at unclear legal
• 1:04:06
  standing for whether a state government like California has a
• 1:04:09
  right to sue in civil court in the first place.
• 1:04:12
  The ruling in California case will likely be a narrow
• 1:04:16
  interpretation based on the circumstances of the Guard's
• 1:04:20
  deployment in LA. But he said it could dictate how
• 1:04:24
  the administration uses the Guard in other cities like
• 1:04:27
  Chicago and New York, where Trump has threatened to
• 1:04:29
  federalize troop troops. Because he's already said like
• 1:04:32
  we're going to take over other cities if.
• 1:04:34
  I already told you your boys are about to be in the streets, like
• 1:04:37
  for sure. Why would you be?
• 1:04:41
  Oh, like to protest? No, we ain't protesting anymore
• 1:04:47
  bro. It's getting way, way crazier,
• 1:04:50
  all right. Man, just careful.
• 1:04:56
  No, obviously. But I mean, I'm just telling you
• 1:04:59
  like I already said this like 1000.
• 1:05:02
  You are the leader of Antifa. That is true.
• 1:05:07
  So yeah, I got to do some shit. Leader, I forgot.
• 1:05:12
  Careful, man. He's probably watching this
• 1:05:14
  article #2 from NPR. Say bye bye to the beeps and
• 1:05:19
  bloops of AOL's dial up Internet service.
• 1:05:22
  That's right, AOL is going away. It starts off beep boop boop
• 1:05:30
  boop. Such was the sound of AO LS dial
• 1:05:34
  up service, a marker for trying to connect to the Internet in
• 1:05:38
  the 1990s. Now the company has announced
• 1:05:40
  it's getting rid of dial up. AOL routinely evaluates its
• 1:05:43
  products and services and has decided to discontinue dial up
• 1:05:47
  Internet. It will run until September
• 1:05:49
  30th. I didn't know they were still
• 1:05:51
  doing dial up. I didn't even know AOL was still
• 1:05:53
  alive. Thechefandy@aol.com Shout out
• 1:05:57
  your boy. I mean, I had no idea.
• 1:06:00
  Dial up it. What is dial up?
• 1:06:02
  Damn dial up. Uses a modem.
• 1:06:04
  Well that that was the problem with the floods is that they
• 1:06:08
  didn't have like the Wi-Fi. They had like the dial up.
• 1:06:13
  It makes sense. Dial up uses a modem to convert
• 1:06:16
  digital data from a computer into audio signals, which can
• 1:06:20
  travel over standard phone lines.
• 1:06:22
  There you go. Actually, I didn't actually know
• 1:06:24
  that was the thing you just can plug.
• 1:06:27
  I get it. Oh, I just got something about
• 1:06:29
  President Trump. Get out of here.
• 1:06:31
  Well, I would think it was like, you should donate to NPR because
• 1:06:34
  President Trump's an asshole. You just have.
• 1:06:37
  AI hate that part because I was in the PR a little time and
• 1:06:40
  they've been hitting that and they're like.
• 1:06:42
  They're like, Trump sucks. Well, like, because like,
• 1:06:44
  they'll go through like, I think, I think it's four times
• 1:06:49
  like, where they're like looking for money, you know, and it's
• 1:06:54
  like for a week each time. And I just can't listen to it,
• 1:06:59
  like during those weeks because it's just most of it is just
• 1:07:02
  them like asking for money. And it's just like, OK, well,
• 1:07:06
  this is now unlistenable. But now, now it's all the time
• 1:07:12
  because of the defunding. Yeah.
• 1:07:16
  In some, does it say users had to plug their computers in?
• 1:07:19
  Yep. In some ways it's kind of like
• 1:07:20
  the sound of the 1990s. I'd agree with that, but it had
• 1:07:23
  its drawbacks, such as users not being able to use the phone and
• 1:07:27
  the Internet at the same time. It also had a fraction of the
• 1:07:30
  speed available in today's Internet Internet landscape.
• 1:07:33
  Downloading a song took several minutes.
• 1:07:35
  Downloading a movie was unheard of.
• 1:07:38
  Several minutes. Sometimes you'd download a song
• 1:07:39
  and it downloaded a song, it'd take days.
• 1:07:42
  AOL rolled out its dial up service in 1989.
• 1:07:45
  Lawmakers were focused on closing the digital divide, the
• 1:07:49
  idea that people were living in poorer or more rural areas could
• 1:07:52
  not have had inadequate access to the Internet or equitable.
• 1:07:58
  The company was known for handling for handing out discs
• 1:08:02
  and CDs that gave users several hours of free Internet access
• 1:08:05
  for free. They were so embedded.
• 1:08:06
  I remember getting those too, seeing them all the time in the
• 1:08:08
  mail. They were so embedded in the
• 1:08:11
  1990s American cult, American culture, that one of those discs
• 1:08:15
  now sits in the Smithsonian's CD.
• 1:08:17
  Collections. OK, so remember, I have to go
• 1:08:21
  off topic. Remember how I brought up last
• 1:08:24
  episode about the trophy, the Tennessee?
• 1:08:27
  We got Sean Gruden to do a cameo and he did it and this
• 1:08:35
  motherfucker sold it. Did sold it, like went off for 2
• 1:08:44
  1/2 minutes on Max about not giving the trophy, threw his
• 1:08:50
  glasses down and just like laid into him.
• 1:08:55
  Fucking great dude Did. You find out anything about the
• 1:09:00
  trophy? Dude OK, so this is what
• 1:09:04
  happened. He sends like a picture of the
• 1:09:07
  trophy as because I asked for proof of life and I got and I
• 1:09:12
  was ago. I was like Nah.
• 1:09:14
  I was like I need a newspaper like with the date on it next to
• 1:09:18
  the trophy. But literally the text before he
• 1:09:21
  sent us the picture of the trophy, he said he was on
• 1:09:26
  mushrooms at outside lands like which is like a festival.
• 1:09:31
  And so I was like, and then everybody was like, OK, so you
• 1:09:34
  will send it now I go. And then I just clicked like a
• 1:09:38
  clock with me. And I was like, yo, he just told
• 1:09:42
  us he was on mushrooms at a festival and acted like he just
• 1:09:45
  took a picture of the trophy. Open your fucking eyes.
• 1:09:49
  Like the trophy is gone. But Gruden, I'm going to say
• 1:09:54
  I'll send you the video. Gruden fucking kills him.
• 1:10:00
  Kills him. That's pretty awesome.
• 1:10:03
  I'll have to check it out. You send it to me.
• 1:10:08
  The company's known for hanging out disk.
• 1:10:09
  Yeah. Dial up was considered
• 1:10:11
  accessible at the time as it requires A landline technology
• 1:10:14
  and many Americans had that. However, it has largely been
• 1:10:17
  replaced by broadband Internet. As of 2022.1% of American
• 1:10:23
  households relied on dial up access for the Internet.
• 1:10:27
  For those people who live in rural communities today, they're
• 1:10:29
  going to have to find an alternative.
• 1:10:31
  AOL did not introduce dial up, but it became popular popular
• 1:10:35
  because of its ease and its use use in interface, which included
• 1:10:40
  things like news and e-mail on a home page.
• 1:10:43
  Hey. Max Max John Gruden here, the
• 1:10:47
  old coach. Max is playing this.
• 1:10:50
  Here in Tampa, FL, I got a lot of work to do, man, but I can't
• 1:10:56
  concentrate. I got a message from everybody
• 1:10:59
  in the dynasty league, the fantasy Football League, and
• 1:11:01
  it's troubling. You know, this is a 15 year
• 1:11:06
  league, man. The dynasty trophy is the most
• 1:11:09
  prestigious trophy there is. I mean, you could say the
• 1:11:13
  Lombardi Trophy maybe, but the dynasty trophy, it is freaking
• 1:11:17
  significant, man, and the dynasty trophy is missing.
• 1:11:21
  Are you aware of this, Max? You're the commissioner.
• 1:11:25
  You're the king of relentless trash trading bullcrap.
• 1:11:29
  Where's the trophy? You had it last.
• 1:11:32
  It's been 2 years since anyone's seen the freaking trophy.
• 1:11:34
  Now everybody's calling me. Everybody's beat me up.
• 1:11:38
  They got to get this trophy back.
• 1:11:40
  So they called me in to call you to tell you get the freaking
• 1:11:44
  trophy back, man. And I know you look like
• 1:11:46
  Zoolander, OK? And I know you're walking real.
• 1:11:49
  Everybody's like, look at that guy.
• 1:11:52
  And I know it bothers you looking like that, but that's no
• 1:11:55
  excuse, Max. It's no excuse.
• 1:11:59
  That's. Awesome.
• 1:12:01
  And I. Think there should be
• 1:12:02
  punishments for this trophy under your watch being missing?
• 1:12:06
  Because it's a very important trophy.
• 1:12:08
  I think you should get a spray tan on half of your body.
• 1:12:11
  OK. And I think you should walk
• 1:12:13
  around the freaking neighborhood with a pair of shorts on and a
• 1:12:17
  hat, sunglasses. And then I think you go door to
• 1:12:20
  door with 20 blank CDs blank, and you sell them door to door.
• 1:12:26
  That's your highlight tape from last year's fantasy football
• 1:12:30
  that you were the commissioner of.
• 1:12:31
  Hey, you want to buy my highlight tape?
• 1:12:33
  No one's going to buy it because they're 1999.
• 1:12:37
  And when they do buy it, there are no highlights because it's
• 1:12:39
  blank. That's the kind of crap that
• 1:12:43
  you're pulling. You need to be punished for
• 1:12:45
  this. And I'm telling you this too.
• 1:12:47
  You got a guy, Joey. He needs the trophy, man to keep
• 1:12:54
  his existence. I mean, this guy's struggling
• 1:12:56
  without the trophy. How do you deal about that?
• 1:12:59
  Better get this done, man. I'll check in later.
• 1:13:04
  Hey, that's epic. How much would that cost?
• 1:13:06
  $300. That's worth it.
• 1:13:09
  Totally. It's worth it.
• 1:13:11
  It's 20 bucks each because there's 16 people, but we kept
• 1:13:14
  him out 15 * 20. Yeah, that's great.
• 1:13:18
  That's totally. That's a good use of. 20 I knew
• 1:13:20
  it was going to be good, I just didn't know it was going to be
• 1:13:22
  that good. Yeah, I know.
• 1:13:23
  You look like, did you guys send him a picture of him or
• 1:13:25
  anything? No, like we sent him the script.
• 1:13:30
  Oh. I I I your boy, you know your
• 1:13:33
  boy. You think you didn't have him
• 1:13:35
  cuss? I would have made him cuss.
• 1:13:36
  No. Well, maybe he like like he like
• 1:13:41
  changed it up a little bit, but he he kind of he, he stuck to
• 1:13:44
  it. But it was like a 300 bucks for
• 1:13:47
  like 250 characters. Like it was like there was like
• 1:13:51
  a thing. So I came up with like bullet
• 1:13:54
  points and then because like, everybody else was like into
• 1:13:58
  this and I came in late and then I just woke up like in Beverly
• 1:14:02
  Hills and it was just like, fuck, like, this is amazing.
• 1:14:09
  It was a genius, Greeden's awesome, but this is the end of
• 1:14:15
  an era of the dial up, so, I mean, there's still going to.
• 1:14:17
  Be a because you said burn CDs. That's that's why I thought
• 1:14:20
  about. It no, no, I gotcha.
• 1:14:21
  But this is an end of an era for dial up.
• 1:14:23
  I mean, that's the death of like the one of the original
• 1:14:26
  dinosaurs of Internet, but that's that's huge.
• 1:14:29
  Didn't know it was still around. Lasted way longer than I
• 1:14:33
  thought. Talk about longevity in the
• 1:14:34
  Internet game. Dial up Wi-Fi ain't even been
• 1:14:37
  around that long. No, I know my dad actually like
• 1:14:41
  like put through like copper cables, like from California to
• 1:14:46
  Japan, like he was in charge of that for, for high speed
• 1:14:54
  Internet, you know, but it's crazy that like people like in
• 1:14:59
  West Virginia just don't have it or, or rural Texas or whatever.
• 1:15:03
  Yeah. But but, but, but then it's
• 1:15:06
  scary though too, because Elon, Elon Musk is like got 60% of the
• 1:15:11
  low like orbit satellites that can provide Internet and it's
• 1:15:17
  like he's got a monopoly on it so.
• 1:15:19
  Yeah, he's got Starlink, so that's what he's that's what I'm
• 1:15:22
  talking about, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:23
  So it's like now we have like this asshole who's like in
• 1:15:26
  charge of like the better Internet and it's just.
• 1:15:31
  Is it wild on the space? We're we're fucked again.
• 1:15:35
  Yeah, we're talking in a lot of ways, man.
• 1:15:36
  I know, I know, but but let's stay positive here on the pod.
• 1:15:42
  Article #3 I'm going to read the first one first.
• 1:15:46
  Grand Theft La Boo Boo $30,000 in stolen La Boo Boo dolls found
• 1:15:51
  in Southern California house Nearly $30,000 of stolen La Boo
• 1:15:56
  Boo dolls were discovered in a San Bernardino.
• 1:15:58
  Of course, it's in San Bernardino County home after
• 1:16:01
  they were taken in a course, Yeah.
• 1:16:05
  Why you shit on my state like that?
• 1:16:08
  Under state, just certain parts we're from and I mean no SAN.
• 1:16:14
  Bernardino No, no, no, no, You're right.
• 1:16:16
  You're no, it's not. I'm not, I'm not that off base.
• 1:16:19
  Trust me, I'm not. Yeah, I know.
• 1:16:21
  It's. Like my sister lives in Studio
• 1:16:23
  City, my uncle lives in Thousand Oaks.
• 1:16:26
  Studio City is different, and I was born in Thousand Oaks, so
• 1:16:30
  we're good. No, Grandma Van Nuys shut up.
• 1:16:35
  Yeah, they were taken. Oh Jesus Christ.
• 1:16:37
  The guy who stole them looks insane, bro.
• 1:16:40
  Whoa, there is a video. That dude looks fucking creepy.
• 1:16:45
  But you're stealing $30,000 worth of labooboo found in San
• 1:16:48
  Bernardino Monday. Investors investigators didn't
• 1:16:51
  say when the dolls were taken, but they did say they were
• 1:16:54
  recently investigating a warehouse burglary where
• 1:16:57
  suspects suspects stole boxes containing highly sought after
• 1:17:01
  blah Boo Boo collectible figurines.
• 1:17:04
  These items, popular in pop culture, are often sold for high
• 1:17:07
  prices online. We've taken in multiple trips
• 1:17:10
  over several days. Well, they were taken in
• 1:17:12
  multiple trips over several days.
• 1:17:13
  So somebody hit that la Boo Boo, like, dude, they found like
• 1:17:16
  access to them and they hit that shit like multiple times.
• 1:17:19
  That's a lot of la Boo Boo. Not kidding, got a text while we
• 1:17:27
  were on break. We're late on the LA Boo Boo.
• 1:17:32
  No, I know this just happened. These guys somebody.
• 1:17:34
  No, no, no. Just somebody told me that like
• 1:17:37
  where the wild things are. It was like more of an update
• 1:17:41
  than the Boo Boo. I have no idea what any of it
• 1:17:45
  means. Where does Where the Wild Things
• 1:17:48
  Are like the like the story, that story's tight.
• 1:17:50
  No, I know. I was like, I like that's.
• 1:17:53
  Kind of what they look like, they look like creatures from
• 1:17:55
  Where the Wild Things are, but we'll get into that.
• 1:17:57
  But I'm just I'm just talking about this.
• 1:17:59
  No, no, I'm just keeping you updated.
• 1:18:02
  While investigating the theft, police were served with a search
• 1:18:05
  warrant for a home in Upland where they found fourteen boxes
• 1:18:09
  of stolen merchandise. There we were also recovered
• 1:18:11
  evidence indicating that there were items that the items were
• 1:18:16
  being prepared for resale across the country.
• 1:18:18
  One suspect who tried to free from police was arrested at the
• 1:18:21
  scene. They have not yet identified
• 1:18:23
  them. Police said the dolls were
• 1:18:25
  returned to the rightful owners last week.
• 1:18:27
  Authorities in La Puente, which is about 25 miles from Upland,
• 1:18:33
  We're looking into a similar theft of Libooboo dolls from One
• 1:18:37
  Stop Sales, a novelty store, in which in that case, thousands of
• 1:18:42
  dollars worth of collectibles were also taken.
• 1:18:45
  Days after the theft, deputies helped recover some of the
• 1:18:48
  stolen knives. How are you stealing these
• 1:18:50
  libooboos and getting like they're catching you the next
• 1:18:52
  day they're finding like they're just like, oh, there's one of
• 1:18:55
  them that's. Ring camera bro True.
• 1:19:00
  It's like. You and I, it's like you and I
• 1:19:02
  stealing like fucking modellos or something.
• 1:19:05
  You know, like back in like 2003.
• 1:19:09
  La Boo Boos are characters created by the artist casting
• 1:19:12
  Lung from his The Monsters book series.
• 1:19:16
  They have become especially popular in recent months as
• 1:19:19
  plush dolls. So what the fuck is a La Boo
• 1:19:23
  Boo? I'm guessing it.
• 1:19:26
  I thought you just said it looks like.
• 1:19:28
  I got on a Libooboo is a plush toy that is causing a frenzy.
• 1:19:32
  Here's its origin story. This is from NPR.
• 1:19:35
  It's a plush doll. It's a bag charm.
• 1:19:37
  It's a collectible that recently sold for six figures.
• 1:19:40
  But no, it's a wildly popular creature.
• 1:19:43
  Is it a gremlin or the one of the monsters from the classic
• 1:19:46
  movie Where the Wild Where the wild things are?
• 1:19:49
  There we go meet Labooboo. Labooboo comes in a range of
• 1:19:52
  sizes as figurines, plushies, but the most popular in blind
• 1:19:56
  boxes, which is like gambling. I was listening to Tim Dillon
• 1:19:59
  talk about this. He's like, it's like gambling
• 1:20:01
  for kids. So you don't know what you get.
• 1:20:03
  You buy a Labooboo and I hope. It's what I mean, that's kind of
• 1:20:05
  like baseball cards, right? You don't really know what like
• 1:20:10
  baseball like. You could get a Ken Griffey
• 1:20:12
  junior rookie. Card.
• 1:20:13
  That's true. That's true.
• 1:20:14
  That's true popular in blind boxes and our beloved among
• 1:20:20
  young adults, considered a popular fashion trend often
• 1:20:24
  clipped to bags or belt loops. Most most recently, people are
• 1:20:28
  dressing up as the plushie and at a Pride parade and a protest
• 1:20:33
  against immigration rates. So people are just running
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  around like the boob is dude let.
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  Me. See here.
• 1:20:42
  Life-size Liboo boo's not like a terrible like name.
• 1:20:46
  I call you Shorty. Last week, a life-size Liboo Boo
• 1:20:51
  figure sold for more than $170,000 at the first the first
• 1:20:57
  Liboo Boo art auction hosted in China.
• 1:21:00
  The event drew nearly 1000 bidders.
• 1:21:03
  You know what that reminds me of?
• 1:21:04
  Is like NFTS, like the the, what was it called?
• 1:21:07
  Like the was it something ape? Oh, Board 8, Board eight.
• 1:21:15
  Yeah, that's what. That's what it reminds me.
• 1:21:17
  Yeah, that. Yeah, that's what that shit
• 1:21:19
  reminds me of. It's like, yeah, this shit, you
• 1:21:21
  just dropped $200,000 on this shit.
• 1:21:25
  It's not worth anything. Nobody even is going to give a
• 1:21:28
  fuck in one year. And be like, oh, you're that
• 1:21:31
  idiot who bought that little boot.
• 1:21:32
  But at the same time, like, I gave away my Pokémon cards and
• 1:21:37
  Magic cards and they're probably worth like hundreds of thousands
• 1:21:41
  of dollars. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:42
  For sure. They became highly sought after
• 1:21:45
  collectibles. La Boo Boos were a storybook
• 1:21:47
  character born in Hong Kong. One moved to the Netherlands
• 1:21:50
  when he was 7, where he quickly fell in love with Nordic fairy
• 1:21:52
  tales, especially the ones about elves.
• 1:21:55
  Inspired by the folklore, he wants an illustration book
• 1:21:58
  called The Monsters in 2015, A playful trial of featuring a
• 1:22:04
  playful tribe of female elves known as La Boo Boos.
• 1:22:08
  That's why I wanted to create something that I've known
• 1:22:10
  existed in my heart. It's amazing that so many people
• 1:22:14
  love it. Yeah, Especially, like, 10 years
• 1:22:15
  later, people are riding near a La Boo Boo Dick.
• 1:22:19
  La Boo Boo's just. Cannot wait for that.
• 1:22:22
  La Boo Boo Dick kind of hearted and eager to help, though their
• 1:22:27
  good intentions can sometimes lead to chaos.
• 1:22:30
  According to Long, there are about 100 different la Boo boo's
• 1:22:33
  in the series. One of the stories involves
• 1:22:36
  around a involves a la Boo Boo, who's dating a shy skeleton
• 1:22:41
  named Ty Coco and often play fully teases him what became a
• 1:22:49
  global sensation. So awkward.
• 1:22:53
  Yeah, I mean long release artistic toy series inspired by
• 1:22:56
  the characters not long after it came out, but the toy collection
• 1:22:59
  did not 'cause a global K craze till he teamed up with Chinese
• 1:23:02
  toy Chinese toy Chinese toy company Pop Mart in 2019.
• 1:23:07
  According to Pop Mart, the revenue generated from the first
• 1:23:10
  Monsters series launch broke the record in the art toy category.
• 1:23:15
  Damn, they've been spotted on the bags of pop singers like Dua
• 1:23:19
  Lipa, Rihanna, Lisa and KK pop group Blackpink.
• 1:23:24
  But yeah, shout out BLACKPINK even though I like to shit on K
• 1:23:28
  pop just because I want them to come after us.
• 1:23:31
  But Blackpink is the real deal. The Boo boo's come in various.
• 1:23:35
  That's wild dude. This shit's stupid.
• 1:23:40
  The blind boxes. Is it new?
• 1:23:41
  It taps along the long standing fascination with mystery and
• 1:23:44
  chance. Like I said, think of the back
• 1:23:47
  of cereal box prizes, capsule toys from vending machines, or
• 1:23:50
  Chinese Japan's lucky bags which are sealed with random items as
• 1:23:55
  a way to get retailers to get rid of leftover stock.
• 1:23:58
  Even trading cards such as Pokémon Yu-gi-oh offer the same
• 1:24:02
  thrill. Think there's a lot where the
• 1:24:03
  popularity among among young adults or adults and young
• 1:24:08
  adults stems from childhood nostalgia, she said.
• 1:24:11
  It was like reconnecting with your inner child.
• 1:24:13
  I think play is critical for everyone of all ages.
• 1:24:18
  It helps us to engage with each other.
• 1:24:21
  It helps us in a way. It's cliche, but it helps us
• 1:24:24
  stay young, she said. I don't know, bro.
• 1:24:27
  I ain't by no goddamn la Boo Boo.
• 1:24:28
  Oh. Obviously, we are not.
• 1:24:34
  Like that's crazy. Who, dude?
• 1:24:37
  It's not that crazy shit. Coins exist.
• 1:24:41
  Beanie Babies exist. True Beanie Babies are wild.
• 1:24:45
  I remember that. That was insane.
• 1:24:46
  I have a Princess Diana bear. I was like everybody.
• 1:24:49
  Nothing about this is surprising to me.
• 1:24:52
  But those were kind of those, I guess it's kind of, it's
• 1:24:55
  definitely the same because that was bullshit.
• 1:24:57
  With the Pokémon stuff or the Beanie Baby stuff, you can have
• 1:25:00
  one and it's like, oh, but if you had the felt ears, it would
• 1:25:03
  be worth like $9000. So you're like, what?
• 1:25:06
  And this shit's been in my backpack.
• 1:25:08
  And then some people would bring that shit.
• 1:25:10
  And what was really goofy is the little plastic cover for the tag
• 1:25:14
  to keep the tag in pristine condition.
• 1:25:16
  There's people who had like every Beanie Baby.
• 1:25:18
  I was like bro, and I thought that was weird as shit.
• 1:25:21
  I still kind of. Do no, I still do too.
• 1:25:24
  I'm. So now you see the libooboo
• 1:25:26
  thing and it's the same thing. Yeah, it's exactly the same.
• 1:25:29
  But it but it's. But my point is it's, it's, it's
• 1:25:32
  just that it's not weird because you and I have witnessed this
• 1:25:37
  happen before. What's weird is whenever you see
• 1:25:40
  people that are like adults and they all they have like cabbage
• 1:25:44
  patch baby meet ups or all the like old like Gen.
• 1:25:47
  X and boomers bring their big meet.
• 1:25:48
  UPS. Yeah, you ever know, You've
• 1:25:50
  never seen those videos. And they'll all get together and
• 1:25:52
  they bring them and act like they're basically their kids.
• 1:25:55
  It's not no, I definitely have not seen that.
• 1:25:57
  It's fucking crazy. Might be in my porn search
• 1:26:01
  history now. Yeah, you just hope for it.
• 1:26:05
  You can then share it. Yeah.
• 1:26:08
  I mean, that was just, I just thought it was interesting that
• 1:26:10
  there's like this epidemic of people stealing la Boo boos in
• 1:26:14
  California, but then it's like, what the fuck's a la Boo Boo and
• 1:26:19
  why? Would you spend no clue why?
• 1:26:21
  Would you? Why would you spend 170 + K on a
• 1:26:26
  human size plushie? Oh, it's human size.
• 1:26:31
  Yeah, it was like a like a human size la Boo Boo.
• 1:26:33
  And it sold for almost 200 grand.
• 1:26:35
  Well, do you ever watch Dave like Lil Dicky show?
• 1:26:40
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:26:41
  Yeah, like he like fucks like like a fake human.
• 1:26:48
  I. Haven't seen that.
• 1:26:53
  One yeah, yeah, he does that. And so anyways, like it's like,
• 1:26:58
  I don't know, people are fucking weird dudes like.
• 1:27:02
  Someone's going to fuck that little Boo Boo dude.
• 1:27:03
  Somebody, somebody. And by somebody, I mean my
• 1:27:07
  brother was trying to tell me like that there's AI girls on
• 1:27:12
  only fans that people like subscribe to.
• 1:27:17
  And I was like, no, I was like, if your company is making an AI
• 1:27:26
  like female, why would they have to like Pimper out on only Fans
• 1:27:33
  and not just have you like directly come to their website?
• 1:27:36
  Like didn't make sense to me. Yeah, I guess the only fans
• 1:27:43
  would give it the illusion of like, not.
• 1:27:45
  Well what I guess what he was saying was that it's like it'll
• 1:27:49
  be a girl that's on only fans but then she'll do AI where it's
• 1:27:55
  like her but it's not her is what he was saying.
• 1:28:00
  But that's not what he said at 1st And I was like Nah dude like
• 1:28:03
  doesn't even make sense. Like if you're capable enough to
• 1:28:07
  make like an only fans woman who does like weird shit that people
• 1:28:13
  want to watch. Like fuck a little Boo Boo.
• 1:28:18
  Like why the fuck would you like have only fans as like your
• 1:28:21
  third, like you know, third party involved, Like you would
• 1:28:24
  just have them just buy the shit from you and you could figure
• 1:28:28
  that out. Yeah, I could see that.
• 1:28:34
  And the world is getting whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, weird.
• 1:28:40
  It's been weird, but it's getting too weird.
• 1:28:42
  Yeah, I agree. I I, I really, really thought
• 1:28:46
  that it was like oversold on how weird it was going to get.
• 1:28:52
  And now I'm now I'm concerned. I like we underestimated the
• 1:28:56
  weirdness. I did, I did.
• 1:28:59
  I don't know if I don't know if everybody did like, because
• 1:29:02
  there's people who think like AI is going to like kill like like
• 1:29:05
  humanity and I'm not there yet. It could.
• 1:29:10
  No, no, I'm not saying it. Couldn't it.
• 1:29:13
  Could want to. I'm not saying that it couldn't
• 1:29:17
  or it might not happen. What I'm saying is I doubted it.
• 1:29:23
  Remember I used to say like I thought AI was going to, like,
• 1:29:25
  eat itself. Yeah, like to me like that was
• 1:29:30
  more of a possibility than dudes getting only fan subscriptions
• 1:29:38
  to AI females. Like that's insane to me.
• 1:29:43
  An only fan subscription subscription is an insane to me
• 1:29:47
  in general. Facts.
• 1:29:51
  Big facts. Never understood that.
• 1:29:54
  It's wild. Yeah.
• 1:29:57
  Well, you got anything else today, man?
• 1:30:00
  I would like to say meditate bitches.
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