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Q Morning Show #791 - 09-18-26 · Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: 93Q, it's Houston's country leader. Good morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin,
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  Speaker 1: and Erica. By the way, this has its own intro now.
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  Speaker 1: its own theme song for three beers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You ready?
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  Speaker 3: It's time for three beer cheers, my friends, where your
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  Speaker 3: week gets the toast it deserves in the end.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: New love or divorce, new job or new Porsche.
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  Speaker 1: We'll raise them and drink to your wins. See that?
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  Speaker 4: Good double clap.
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  Speaker 1: We'll drink to your wins this morning. 713-370-0929. What do
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  Speaker 1: we have to drink this morning, by the way? Tiny
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  Speaker 1: brought us in. Tiny, our listener from the morning mob,
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  Speaker 1: drives an ambulance. Brought us in our beers this morning
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  Speaker 1: for three beer cheers. And she brought in a soda
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  Speaker 1: for Erica because she knows Erica loves soda.
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  Speaker 5: I don't love soda, but it's a healthy soda.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: You don't love soda? I thought you loved trucks and soda.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the only two things you love.
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  Speaker 4: Trucks and soda.
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  Speaker 5: I love big old trucks.
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  Speaker 1: Big old trucks. And she brought us beer from Galveston Island. Brewing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually very excited. I grabbed the Oktoberfest option.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. I've got the Tiki Colada brewed on the island. Mason,
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  Speaker 1: what do you have over there?
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  Speaker 6: I have, so Tiki Colada is like a spinoff of
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  Speaker 6: what I have, the Tiki Wheat.
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  Speaker 1: It's like their flagship beer down there on Galveston Island.
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  Speaker 1: So what are we cheersing to this morning?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Tiny cares about me. It's a prebiotic soda.
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  Speaker 7: She does.
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  Speaker 1: She cares about your gut health.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, gut health is everything.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler, good morning. What's up?
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  Speaker 8: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What do you got going on this weekend? What are
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  Speaker 1: we cheersing to?
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  Speaker 8: Tomorrow, I have my gender reveal.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: What do you think it is?
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  Speaker 6: I think it's going to be a girl.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: But recent things that's been happening has been pushing me
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  Speaker 6: towards a boy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: But I've been hyping myself up so much on a.
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  Speaker 6: Girl, I want a girl.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
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  Speaker 4: Will you call us on Monday or Tuesday and let
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  Speaker 4: us know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we have to know.
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  Speaker 9: I'll let y'all know.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. You can't just leave us hanging.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Is this your first one, by the way?
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: This is so exciting.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so excited for you.
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  Speaker 4: Cheers to that. Let us crack our beer.
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  Speaker 1: We're opening our beers for you. And Erica's opening her
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  Speaker 1: soda for you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, lots of foam on this one.
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  Speaker 8: There we go.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers to you, Tyler. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Preemptive congratulations, and we'll talk to you on Monday.
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  Speaker 8: All righty.
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  Speaker 9: I'll talk to you then.
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  Speaker 4: This is like a Tic Tac.
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  Speaker 5: Like those orange Tic Tacs?
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, yum. This is delish, the Oktoberfest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yum. Oh, my God. The tiki colada is fantastic.
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  Speaker 6: I love tiki wheat.
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  Speaker 1: Tiki wheat is actually one of my favorite beers probably ever.
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  Speaker 1: It has like a very light colada vibe to it,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm all about it.
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  Speaker 2: Who is this?
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  Speaker 1: Shane's on the phone. Good morning, Shane. Good morning. What
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  Speaker 1: do you got going on this weekend that we're cheersing to, Shane?
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  Speaker 7: My daughter is in FFA, and she raised her first animal.
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  Speaker 7: It's almost showtime for Fort Bend County Fair, so we're
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  Speaker 7: going to take her goat, Reveille, up to Texas A &
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  Speaker 7: M and do a photo session with him before she
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  Speaker 7: has to.
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  Speaker 1: Show him and say goodbye.
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  Speaker 5: That first animal is so amazing.
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  Speaker 9: That is.
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  Speaker 1: Reveille is a cool name for a goat, too. I
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Cheers to Reveille and her photo shoot this weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 6: Cheers, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. I hope everything goes well for you.
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  Speaker 9: All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully you'll show at, like, the Houston Livestock Show and
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  Speaker 1: Rodeo eventually.
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  Speaker 5: Get a really big buyer.
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  Speaker 1: Get a big buyer, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. 93Q, who's this?
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  Speaker 6: This is Jackie.
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  Speaker 1: Jackie.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. What do you got going on this weekend
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  Speaker 1: that we're cheersing to, Jackie?
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  Speaker 10: You know what?
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  Speaker 11: I am just cheersing to my babies because I am
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  Speaker 11: a blessed and lucky mom who has.
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  Speaker 12: Babies that do their best every day.
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  Speaker 3: And so cheers to my babies.
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  Speaker 1: Heck yeah. I like that.
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  Speaker 5: You know I will cheers to that.
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  Speaker 1: Erica will always cheers to children.
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  Speaker 5: Also, you guys understand the thing of cheers, right? You
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  Speaker 5: don't just keep chugging the beer. Like, you wait until
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  Speaker 5: somebody tells you something, then you cheers, then you drink.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to drink the beer, Erica.
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  Speaker 5: I keep looking back, and Caitlin's like....
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  Speaker 1: We're just drinking. It's delicious.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a breakfast molt or something.
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  Speaker 5: A breakfast molt?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, 93Q. Who's this?
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  Speaker 8: It's Trucker Joe.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, man? Congratulations. Congratulations on making it through.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're congratulating.
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  Speaker 5: Him for yet.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he's got something great going on.
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  Speaker 4: Tucker Joe, what are we cheersing to?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, so this weekend, Cy Ridge High School Band is
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  Speaker 8: having their annual produce sale. There's tons of good produce
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  Speaker 8: out there all day, Saturday and Sunday, and it funds
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  Speaker 8: the school's uniforms and instruments all year long.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 8: The students help you shop.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Very cool.
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  Speaker 1: That's so cool. Will there be any kumquats?
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  Speaker 8: Probably so.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great vegetable.
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  Speaker 4: And cheers to good produce.
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  Speaker 5: What farmer's market have you ever seen?
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  Speaker 8: It's a lot of fun. I go out there every year,
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  Speaker 8: so anybody that gets a chance, they'll go out and
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  Speaker 8: have a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 4: Say where that's going to be one more time.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, please.
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  Speaker 8: Cy Ridge High School off of Eldridge in Typhoon.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing. I love that so much.
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  Speaker 5: Headed out for some fresh produce, and it all.
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  Speaker 1: Goes to a good cause.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers to that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, cheers to that.
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  Speaker 4: Can I take another sip?
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  Speaker 8: Cheers, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: Sit monitor over there. Sit police.
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  Speaker 1: Sit police.
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  Speaker 5: All I could see in the corner of my eye
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  Speaker 5: was Caitlin.
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  Speaker 4: So good.
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  Speaker 1: One more call. Why not? 93Q, who's this? Hey, this is.
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  Speaker 6: Kesha.
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  Speaker 1: Kesha, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning. I have a feel-good story.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. What do you got going on this weekend that
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  Speaker 1: we're cheersing to?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we opened our business seven years ago, and two
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  Speaker 3: years ago, my husband fell off a ladder from a
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  Speaker 3: double-story house, injured himself severely. Oh, my gosh. And we
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  Speaker 3: were set back considerably, and today we are buying a
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  Speaker 3: new truck. Well, a second-hand truck to start up our
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  Speaker 3: business again.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 5: We wish you all the best.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so happy we took this last phone call.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. And he's doing better now? He's walking around,
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  Speaker 1: moving around like nothing?
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  Speaker 3: He was shot in an armed robbery a couple of
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  Speaker 3: years ago.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: He now has a plate and a couple of screws
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  Speaker 3: in his leg. He was an ultramarathon runner, and he's
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  Speaker 3: back and started his first running again.
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  Speaker 5: That man is a survivor.
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  Speaker 4: Good guy wins.
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  Speaker 1: My gosh.
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  Speaker 9: Shout out to him.
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  Speaker 3: His name is Herman.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and what's the name of your business again? Give
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  Speaker 1: it a shout out on the radio while you have
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  Speaker 1: a chance.
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  Speaker 3: Woodpecker Project.
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  Speaker 1: Woodpecker Project. What do you do?
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  Speaker 3: We do outdoor designs. We do any kind of small
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  Speaker 3: backyard redesigning. So from the landscaping to the installation of
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  Speaker 3: fire pits, small outdoor kitchens. Yeah, and it's just a
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  Speaker 3: two-crew operation.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I love that.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. Your name again was, was it Kesha you said?
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  Speaker 3: Natasha.
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  Speaker 1: Natasha. Natasha.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And Herman, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Herman, thank you so much for listening this morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, God bless you guys. I hope you all get
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  Speaker 4: an abundance of business and good things coming your way.
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  Speaker 1: Call them up and get your backyard redesigned.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a lot of prayer and a lot of hope. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: thank you guys.
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  Speaker 1: That'll get you there. Thank you so much for calling.
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  Speaker 1: God bless you all. Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 2: I got chills.
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  Speaker 4: Cheers to that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so happy for them.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. That's what we should cheers to. This kind
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  Speaker 1: of stuff right here. This is what we cheers to
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. Thank you so much. Cheers to your weekend.
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  Speaker 2: 713-370-0929.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good beer. I'm going to chug the rest
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  Speaker 1: of this thing. Now you can chug it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah!
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  Speaker 4: Here we go, chug, chug, chug, chug.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know what to do this weekend? We got you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's crack open the weekend six-pack with.
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  Speaker 6: Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
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  Speaker 1: There's plenty going on this weekend, including kicking off tonight,
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  Speaker 1: number one, the Pasadena Livestock Show and Rodeo. Shane Smith
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  Speaker 1: and the Saints on stage tonight. Nine nights of rodeo,
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  Speaker 1: nine nights of music. 93 Key will be in the
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  Speaker 1: house every single night. Low broadcasting live, mutton busting live.
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  Speaker 1: Everything that Pasadena needs for the livestock show and rodeo
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  Speaker 1: happening tonight and all weekend long and all through next
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  Speaker 1: week with 93Q. Number two, Caitlin.
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  Speaker 4: Yarr!
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  Speaker 8: Yarr!
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  Speaker 4: The Galveston Pirate Festival on Galveston Island all weekend long.
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  Speaker 2: Yarr!
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  Speaker 1: Why you be talking like a pirate?
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  Speaker 4: Join the city of Galveston, a series of daily events
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  Speaker 4: across the island with an island treasure map.
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  Speaker 2: Uh....
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  Speaker 4: I love this. With something to shiver the timbers of
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  Speaker 4: all the Pirate fans.
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  Speaker 1: Shiver me timber.
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  Speaker 4: So that's going on all this weekend in Galveston. Places, prices,
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  Speaker 4: and times vary.
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  Speaker 1: Number three, Erica.
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  Speaker 5: Hispanic Heritage Weekend. Houston Astros versus Atlanta Braves at Dyke
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  Speaker 5: and Park. Friday through Sunday, the Astros celebrate Hispanic Heritage
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  Speaker 5: Month with three days of Latin music, cultural festivities, and baseball.
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  Speaker 5: Times vary. Get tickets. Where do I find the tamales?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll be there. There'll probably be a lady
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  Speaker 1: selling them in the foil. I love those. Those are
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  Speaker 1: the best tamales. The woman selling them out of a
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  Speaker 1: zipper cooler. Those are the best.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I want.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. Number four, Andrew Schultz. You know him from,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've probably seen him everywhere. He's
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  Speaker 1: on Tires. He's got Netflix specials. He does a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff with Shane Gillis. He's got a podcast. TikTok
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He will be at the Houston Improv this weekend, Friday
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  Speaker 1: and Saturday. Should be a good show. Two shows, two nights.
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  Speaker 1: Number four. Did you see that ticket price? Yeah, $ 135.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The Houston Pumpkin Festival at Discovery Green. Now, this officially
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  Speaker 4: opens on Saturday for the season, meaning it's going to
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  Speaker 4: be ongoing throughout the Halloween season. But tomorrow it opens
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  Speaker 4: up for sure. Mark the beginning of fall as this
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: popular all-ages pumpkin fest returns to downtown with displays of
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  Speaker 4: pumpkins and gourds of all color. a 30-foot slide, a carousel,
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  Speaker 4: jump in pumpkin, bounce house, and more. Lots to do
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  Speaker 4: for the family. $ 28 a ticket, but free for kids
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  Speaker 4: three and under.
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  Speaker 1: And finally, number six, Erica.
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  Speaker 5: Hispanic Heritage Weekend at Houston Zoo, Saturday and Sunday. Celebrate
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  Speaker 5: Latin and Hispanic communities. Wait, why do I have all
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  Speaker 5: the Hispanic stuff?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I asked for it. I asked for it.
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  Speaker 1: What did we say?
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  Speaker 5: Dance performances, crafts, loteria games, bilingual zookeeper chats, and more.
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  Speaker 5: You guys just panicked at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: We said yesterday, is this okay with you?
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  Speaker 5: I said, yes, give me all the Hispanic stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I hate you.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all panic so hard. What is it again?
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  Speaker 1: Hispanic Artists Weekend at Houston Zoo?
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so price is included with the admissions. You get
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  Speaker 5: to experience all that.
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  Speaker 1: You're lucky we kind of like you. We'll play George Strait,
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  Speaker 1: I guess. It's your weekend six-pack.
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  Speaker 8: That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy responsibly. It's 93Q. Hey, Pasadena Livestock Show and rodeo
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  Speaker 1: tickets next.
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  Speaker 12: The Q Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: The Q Morning Show with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica presents.
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  Speaker 1: It's a moral dilemma that you get to decide. It's
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  Speaker 1: time for jerk or justify.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: We got this morning, Caitlin.
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  Speaker 4: It's a dispute between two buddies.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Couple weeks ago, one of my buddies asked to borrow
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  Speaker 4: my cowboy boots for a night out. They're one of
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  Speaker 4: my favorite pair and they weren't cheap, so I told
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  Speaker 4: him to be careful with them. He laughed and told
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  Speaker 4: me not to worry about it. The next day, I
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  Speaker 4: got them back completely messed up, scratched, stains, looking nothing
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  Speaker 4: like they did when I gave them to him. He
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  Speaker 4: admitted they got ruined while he was out, so I
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  Speaker 4: told him I expected him to pay to replace them.
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  Speaker 4: He refused and said, dude, they were already used. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not buying you a brand new pair. He also said
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  Speaker 4: it was my fault for lending them out in the
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  Speaker 4: first place.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: Now he's telling our friends that I'm being dramatic over
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  Speaker 4: some boots. I told him it's not really about the boots.
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  Speaker 4: It's about ruining someone else's stuff and refusing to take responsibility.
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  Speaker 4: I told him if he doesn't pay me back, I'm
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  Speaker 4: done doing him favors and honestly don't know if I
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  Speaker 4: even want to stay friends with him. Am I a
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  Speaker 4: jerk for this or am I justified?
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  Speaker 5: Justified.
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  Speaker 1: Justified, bro. 100%.
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  Speaker 4: And honestly, a good friend and a good person, you
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't even have to ask.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: They would come to you to return that whatever it
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  Speaker 4: was and be like, hey man, these got really messed up.
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  Speaker 4: What can I do to fix this problem? Can I
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  Speaker 4: buy you a new pair? Can I take them to
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  Speaker 4: get fixed?
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  Speaker 1: I would have called when it happened, like as it
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  Speaker 1: was happening. Hey man, your boots, I'm so sorry I
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  Speaker 1: messed these up. I'm going to pay to have them
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  Speaker 1: cleaned or restored or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, something.
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  Speaker 1: At least pay to have them cleaned or like Can
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  Speaker 1: you kind of have them polished up, cleaned up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit? I'm sure you could probably have them cleaned
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit unless they're totally.
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  Speaker 5: I'm secondhand embarrassed for him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am too.
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  Speaker 4: I'm also assuming though, and this is just an assumption,
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  Speaker 4: we have no facts here in this case other than
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  Speaker 4: what we've just read to you. I'm assuming that if
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  Speaker 4: he asked to borrow boots, he doesn't have a pair
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  Speaker 4: of boots. So maybe he doesn't realize like.
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  Speaker 4: You know, the price of boots, how to care for boots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he may just think they're like a pair of
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  Speaker 1: shoes or sneakers or something like that. That's why he's like,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: it's no big deal, man.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Just get another pair. Like, what's the big deal?
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: No, if they're a nice pair of like Lucchesi's or
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: something like that or... Custom made boots.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, who knows?
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Like Maida boots. We don't know what the boots are.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Like your family made them. Like Caitlin's boots. Like Maida's.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Like really nice ones that they weighted and had measured
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: out and everything.
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: Did you ruin my Maida's boots?
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Right? Oh, you better run. That I waited months for
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: and had measured to my foot.
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: For the rest of your life.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Do you not realize?
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: They're so good.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Plus, they couldn't be comfortable on anybody else. But what
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: do you think? Was he a jerk or justified?
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: 713-370-0929.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next. On 93Q. This brand new
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: song from Luke and Luke. Both Lukes.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: Two Lukes.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Luke Combs.
• 13:57
  Speaker 12: This should be good.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Luke Bryan. It's a Luke quake. Song's called Finders Keepers
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: on 93Q. This morning, Jerker Justified is the court of
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: public opinion where you get to judge other people. Isn't
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: that great? It's not you. It's someone else in the
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: hot seat.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: 713-370-0929.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Erica, what basically happened this morning? Because it's like two friends,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: and they're arguing over a pair of boots.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so one friend lent a pair of boots to
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: another friend, and he told them, hey, these were pretty pricey,
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: so make sure you take care of them. The friend
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, absolutely. Well, the friend brought them back
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: completely demolished, basically. And he's like, hey, you need to
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: give me a new pair of boots. And the guy's like,
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: no way, man. They were used boots. I'm not buying
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: you a new pair. So now the guy's like, I'm
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: ready to end my friendship over this, because that's just
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: so selfish of him and so inconsiderate.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Is he being a jerk or is he justified?
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: This is Ted.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Ted in Cleveland. Good morning.
• 14:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: Morning mob.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man. We love our listeners in the morning mob.
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Jerk or justified?
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: Oh, he's majorly justified.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: Because if it was my boots.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: Even if they were used. And they look new.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: We're fighting.
• 15:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 15:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 9: I don't lend my tools, boots, or anything else out.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Heard that, man. That's your stuff. Well, thank you for
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: calling us.
• 15:18
  Speaker 9: Exactly right.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: You say justified, Ted. Appreciate you listening this morning.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Most definitely justified.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you being in the morning, Bob, man.
• 15:26
  Speaker 8: Yes, sir. Have a great day, y'all.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Talk to you soon. 93Q, who's this? This is Mike.
• 15:31
  Speaker 11: Mike, good morning.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Good morning.
• 15:34
  Speaker 8: Good morning.
• 15:35
  Speaker 11: How y'all doing?
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: We're doing good. How you doing?
• 15:39
  Speaker 11: I'm doing just fine.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: What do you think, jerk or justified?
• 15:44
  Speaker 11: Oh, justified all the way.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Why is that?
• 15:49
  Speaker 11: Why is that? Well, the friend came and asked to borrow.
• 15:57
  Speaker 11: If he messed them up, he should offer compensation.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Fix them or replace them. Yeah, that's right. That's right.
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: You're right.
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: Yes, sir.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 16:08
  Speaker 11: You're so awesome.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 16:11
  Speaker 11: That means so much to us.
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: It really does.
• 16:14
  Speaker 11: Seriously, when people call and tell us that.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: So thank you.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: You're welcome.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: We will talk to you soon, and have a beautiful day, sir.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: God bless you.
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: Bye-bye.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: See you, man. 93Q, who's this?
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: Hey, it's Ashley Q.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: What's up, Ashley Q?
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: What do you think, Ashley Q, jerk or justified?
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: He's totally justified.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: The friend's a jerk.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think the friend's a jerk. I think the
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: friend's an idiot. Why are you going to lend your
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: boots to somebody?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Come on.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Well, I know.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: My daughter's all the time, but that's different.
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but take your boots.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was nice that he lended them, but.
• 16:59
  Speaker 10: The guy that broke them and ruined them is a jerk.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can't lend my boots to anybody. That just
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: feels weird to me personally.
• 17:07
  Speaker 12: But this goes to show I've always told my kids,
• 17:10
  Speaker 12: don't borrow anything you can't replace.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so true.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Words to live by.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ashley Q. You're a great American.
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Talk to you soon.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: So are you. Have a great day.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: And finally, our resident juror, Kathy, good morning.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: Hi, how are you?
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: Happy Friday.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Happy Friday.
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: He's definitely justified. I mean, if that was me and
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: I borrowed someone's items and ruined them, I would definitely
• 17:37
  Speaker 10: replace it.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: He should at least have them tried to be cleaned
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: and fixed first, and if that couldn't have been done,
• 17:45
  Speaker 10: definitely replace it. But just to be flippant and say, oh,
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: just go buy yourself a new pair, excuse me?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to beat you over the head with
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: my boots is what I'm going to do.
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: That was wild.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: That'll hurt, too, because those heels are strong.
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: And Caitlin knows, boots are boots. They're very personal.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: They're very personal. And it also takes a lot of
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: hard living to mess them up.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to really try.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: So what was this guy out here doing?
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: For real.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, he played a kickball game, but we were using
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: rocks instead of kickballs.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Idiot.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you for calling this morning, Kathy. You're
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: a great American, too.
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: Okay, have a great weekend, guys.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: You, too.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: You can still argue about this on our Facebook page, but...
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Sounds like everybody's a clean sweep on the Justified because
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: he ruined his dang boots. What a jerk move. We
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: did this weekday mornings with Briggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Can
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I borrow your boots, man? You know what this song
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: reminds me of? Practical magic.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Faith Kill.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: What? Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Jocelyn and Bryce had a great first date. It continued
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: back to Jocelyn's house where they did go inside for
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: a drink. And although things got a little hot and heavy, Jocelyn,
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: a quote, self-respecting girl, decided they should end the night there.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: She thought she'd get a call back, most certainly, but
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: she has yet to. We're going to find out why
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: now with Second Date Update.
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: Hello?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Hi, we're looking for Bryce.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Bryce.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Bryce, it's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Hey there. We're with
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: 93Q here in Houston. How are you, sir?
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: Guys, I don't... What?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: This is a prank.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I don't want to.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: A prank?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: It's actually not a prank. Not a prank.
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: Not at all.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't have radio stations calling me regularly, so.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, I get that. Okay, that's... Fair.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: Very fair.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Bryce, do you know Jocelyn?
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Ah, okay.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: So see, it's not a prank. It's for real.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: This is Riggs and.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica. Yeah.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I think I've seen your stuff on Insta, I think. Okay.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: So you've heard of us a little bit.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I know Jocelyn. This is that, I don't know, second
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: date update.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Second date update. You're on it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Why did you call Jocelyn back? What happened with Jocelyn, man?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: It sounded like everything went well.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: She's awesome. But then I found out. saw her house.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Did she have an eviction notice too? That's happened before.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It has happened before.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Is it dirty?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Is it a mess?
• 19:58
  Speaker 12: No, she.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Was there a porta potty in the front lawn?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: She really is into Halloween. I mean, the house, it
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: looks like Halloween threw up on it. So you come
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: up and there's all the stuff in the yard, the
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: gravestones and the skeletons. And there's a motion activated evil
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: scarecrow that lunges at you. And that's cool. I love Halloween.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: That's fine. Inside, Jocelyn, it's like Universal Studios, except she
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: spent more. That's awesome.
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with this?
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: No, it is awesome.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I'll give you an example. The bedroom, although creepy, was
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: themed Friday the 13th. She had the Disney Haunted Mansion
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Collectibles Everywhere posters. She had the screen knife.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: This woman sounds awesome.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: In a shadow box. The really cool one, and I
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: can't remember the movie, but it was with Samara.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: The Ring?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: The Ring.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: One of the best movies ever?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She has a black wig hanging out
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: of the toilet. Oh, awesome.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: What?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: No, it's really cool. So we talk about it, and
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: she's like, you know, I love Halloween. And I'm like, yeah,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: so do I. And we talked, and we had a drink.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you know, it's kind of early to
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: have all the Halloween stuff up. And she's like, no,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: this is 365. This is every day of the year.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, psycho. Psycho.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: That's what it was?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: She never takes it down?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: It's up. From what she told me, it never goes down.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: She lives permanently in a haunted house.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I've heard of people that went through Christmas stuff before,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: like leaving Christmas stuff up year-round. She just loves Halloween.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine living in a haunted house. You know
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: Every day?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Jocelyn, are you still there?
• 21:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm here.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: That's how second day update works. Jocelyn's been listening in
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: the whole time. We can let her speak a little
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: bit for herself. Hi, Jocelyn.
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 12: Yes, it's my house, so I can do whatever I want.
• 21:46
  Speaker 12: And you made it sound like you liked Halloween a lot. So,
• 21:50
  Speaker 12: I mean, I don't understand what the issue is. I
• 21:52
  Speaker 12: really don't see much of a problem.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Having a haunted house and living like you, you know,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: like you like Halloween and then you live in Halloween, Jocelyn.
• 22:00
  Speaker 12: Okay, well, I think you're being a little bit dramatic.
• 22:03
  Speaker 12: I did tell you that a lot of that stuff
• 22:05
  Speaker 12: does stay up 365, more of like the horror film stuff.
• 22:08
  Speaker 12: I mean, some of the like really specific Halloween, like
• 22:11
  Speaker 12: some of that comes out more certain times of the year.
• 22:14
  Speaker 12: But at the end of the day, like I bought
• 22:16
  Speaker 12: this house. I paid it off. I don't need anyone
• 22:19
  Speaker 12: else to do that.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: I bought all the.
• 22:21
  Speaker 12: Cool stuff in it. I don't have family or kids
• 22:24
  Speaker 12: or I can spend my money on whatever I want to.
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, no.
• 22:27
  Speaker 12: Nobody pays my mortgage.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I agree. I just I feel like inviting that dark energy.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a demonic kind of bad vibe. No,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: you're being dramatic.
• 22:38
  Speaker 12: You're being dramatic.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:39
  Speaker 12: Some people decorate their house like house style. Some people
• 22:43
  Speaker 12: like mid-century.
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: Modern or whatever.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I have an oddities home myself.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: My home looks a little bit like a museum, just
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: some strange.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Odd objects all over the place. Caitlin has a bowl
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: of disco balls in her bathroom.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I think it's cool.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I think it's cool.
• 22:59
  Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, you're being ridiculous. First of all, you
• 23:02
  Speaker 12: told me that you love Halloween and that it was
• 23:04
  Speaker 12: your favorite holiday.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I do, Jocelyn.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: Holiday.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Holiday. It has an end date. It expires on November 1st.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Jocelyn, are things weird in your house in like April
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: or May? Do people ever come over then and say that?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Why is it Halloween?
• 23:22
  Speaker 12: No, everyone in my life thinks that it's cool and
• 23:25
  Speaker 12: unique and that it's just a cool way that I
• 23:27
  Speaker 12: express a hobby of mine. I mean, you know, obviously
• 23:31
  Speaker 12: if I had other people that lived with me, like
• 23:33
  Speaker 12: there would be different, there would be their hobbies, their
• 23:36
  Speaker 12: things out, like whatever.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I don't know, the ring wig in the middle of
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: the night, go in the bathroom, freak me right out.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: A hundred percent.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: It's a little unsanitary, isn't it?
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, what's in that hair?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: It was cool though.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Jocelyn, that was cool.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I thought that was like, oh, I sound like there's,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's a little bit in your voice, Bryce,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: that you could still go on a second date. Would,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: would you guys even be interested in a second date?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Or was, is this like, Not going to happen.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I can't do it, no. I mean, she's awesome, but
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: it's too much for me. It's not that ridiculous.
• 24:05
  Speaker 12: I don't have everything up year-round plugged in 24-7. Anyways,
• 24:09
  Speaker 12: I bought it.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: I paid it off.
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: I can do whatever I want. Thank you.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Jocelyn, can we come over and check out your house sometime?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: We would love to see that. Like the scream knife.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: You're more than welcome.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: That sounds really good.
• 24:20
  Speaker 12: Just don't bring Bryce.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Just don't bring Bryce.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Sorry, Bryce.
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: 93.2.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Five pop culture questions. You get zero clues. Win money
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: from a bank account.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: It's Caitlin Can't Lose.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Powered by Houston Federal Credit Union.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Caitlyn Can't Lose. This morning going for win
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: number 644 on a Friday. Diego is on the phone.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Diego.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: You ready to play Caitlyn Can't Lose?
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: For sure.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Five pop culture questions. You get more. I think, Caitlyn,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: she gives you $ 1, 000.
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Caitlyn.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Any last words before we step out of the studio?
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I'm giving you nothing, Diego.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Nothing. Stepping out right now.
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: I got it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Step outside. Diego, if you don't know an
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: answer to one of these questions, just make something up.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Pull it out of your back pocket or something, all right?
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Where is this going?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Question number one. It's Chiropractic Founders Day. If you were
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: to visit a chiropractor, what part of your body would
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: they be examining?
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: My back.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Question number two. It's Rice Krispie Treat Day. What were
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the three characters who repped Rice Krispie Treats?
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: My fellow... No, the characters. Okay, cool.
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: Skip.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Question number three. Erica's son is in the military serving
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: overseas in Japan. Today we honor that branch of the military.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Which one is it? Navy. Okay. Question number four. When
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Will Smith smacked Chris Brown on stage at the Oscars,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: he yelled, keep my wife's name out your mouth. Who
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: was he referring to?
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: Lady, bald lady.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: Bald lady. Man, skip it right now.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: And question number five. Happy birthday to Jason Sudeikis. Jason
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Sudeikis is most known right now for playing the quirky,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: optimistic soccer coach in what Apple TV show?
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: Apple TV show?
• 26:27
  Speaker 12: Shoot.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: That's all right. We can bring Caitlin back in.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Diego. I got destroyed.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back. Did you drop something?
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Where is Bruce? Do you know where Bruce is?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Bruce, my dog, he's right under here by my feet.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: There's a whole trail of wrappers down the hallway, but
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: it's not scattered. It looks almost like, is it in
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Hansel and Gretel where they leave crumbs and they leave
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: a trail?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: And it's a bunch of little things like this.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: You know what? He has a couple of them down
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: here by him. He may have been chewing on those
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: out in the hallway.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Did he leave them in a trail?
• 27:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: You've trained him that well already?
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: I have, yes.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I didn't get to see where the trail leads to.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: It went to the mechanical room where they're replacing the elevators.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. There's a big milk bone in there. It's
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: like a massive milk bone in there.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: Stayed out of there.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: It's delicious.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: By the way, was the elevator shaking when y'all came
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: up this morning?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, my gosh. Same five questions to you, Caitlin.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You ready? All right, ready. Question number one. It's chiropractic
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: founder's day.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: If you were to visit a chiropractor, what part of
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: your body would they be examining?
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Your back.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Your back is correct. Or your spine.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Question number two, it's Rice Krispie Treat Day. What three
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: characters repped Rice Krispie Treats?
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Snap, Snap, Crackle, Pop.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop is correct. Question number three, Erica's
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: son is in the military serving overseas in Japan. Today
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: we honor that branch of the military. Which one is it?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Erica's son is in the Air Force.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes, he is.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Go Air Force.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Question number four. When Will Smith smacked Chris Rock on
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: stage to the Oscars, he yelled, keep my wife's name
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: out your mouth. Who is he referring to?
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Jada Pinkett Smith.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Jada Pinkett Smith is correct.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: We give him half a point for what he answered.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: We give him half a point. What did he answer?
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: The bald lady.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: The bald lady.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: He knew.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: He knew.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. Question number five. Happy birthday to Jason Sudeikis.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: He's most known right now for playing the quirky, optimistic
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: soccer coach in what Apple TV show? Oh, my gosh.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: I cannot think of the name right now. It's a
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: great show. My husband used to watch it all the time.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Soccer Talks. Soccer Talks.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Soccer Talks. Ted Lasso.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: I can never remember. Is that his name in it?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, his name. He's the coach, Ted Lasso. And this season,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: he's coaching a women's team.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: There's a new season?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a new season.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Which is weird because they ended it and then they
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: brought it back.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was over.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Okay. Final score, Erica.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Diego, one and a half. Caitlin Bourne.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Half point for the bald lady is my favorite.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Diego, you're not leaving empty-handed. We got you a pair
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: of tickets to check out Kenny Chesney with Eric Church
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and Sheryl Crow in Dallas May 8th on the Kenny
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Chesney Original Vibe Room Tour. Congratulations.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: Appreciate it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Of course, but you didn't win $ 1, 000 of
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Caitlin's money. Would you mind telling everybody why?
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: Because Caitlin can't lose.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: 644 wins now. You think you can take her down?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Get signed up to play at QMorningShow.com. We play every
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: morning at this time. It's Caitlin Cantlieu's on 93Q. You're
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: a great American, Diego.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: Appreciate it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: Appreciate it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Houston's country leader, 93Q. Good morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Another chance to get to the Pasadena Livestock Show and
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Rodeo at 9 o'clock. Plus, if you haven't heard, the St.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Jude Dream Home. Tickets are on sale right now for that.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Just $ 100. You could win almost a $ 500, 000 Dream Home,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: and it all benefits the kids at St. Jude. 93QCountry. com
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: has all the info on the St. Jude Dream Homes.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Bring to the phone this morning our friend Galadriel. Good morning, Galadriel.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: You have an amazing name. You've been our judge before
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: for Dad Joke Friday. Is everybody ready in the room?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Not really, but okay.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Erica, do you have three jokes ready, Erica? Just in case,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: because it's time for our Friday tradition of Dad Joke Friday!
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Dad Joke Friday!
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Dad Joke Friday! There are dad jokes and there are
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: bad jokes. Caitlyn is a three-time champion back-to-back-to-back. She three-peated.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Can she hold on to the GOAT trophy?
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Were we supposed to record this?
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: No, not with the cameras.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: It's okay.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I got it all on the other end. Caitlyn, would
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: you like to go first this morning? Actually, Galadriel should
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: go first since she said she had it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she came with the joke, right?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: She did come with the joke. Go ahead, Galadriel. Give
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: it to us.
• 30:46
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 30:46
  Speaker 12: Why'd the pirate join Gold's gym?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Why? To improve his booty.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: To improve his booty.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Love it. I love a good booty joke.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: It's a good pirate joke. All right, Caitlin, you're up
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: first for Dad Joke Friday.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: What did the crew see when they looked in the toilet?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: What?
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: The captain's log.
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: Erica?
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: How does a pirate commit murder? Arsenic.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the movie about pirates?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Because it was rated R. Who gets the point?
• 31:35
  Speaker 12: The first one, the log.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Captain's log goes to Caitlin.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Poop jokes are elite.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Caitlin, you're up next.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I asked a pirate why he had a roll of
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: paper towels on his head. He said, I've got a
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: bounty on me, head.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Y'all, I'm trying to find, like, a pirate joke that
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: is not so inappropriate. It is so hard. So I'm
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: going to not do a pirate joke this time because
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to say any of those. What do
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: you call a spider with ten eyes?
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: What?
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: Spider.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Was that ten?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Ten. What?
• 32:19
  Speaker 10: I didn't understand that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: I said a bunch of I's, like ten I's.
• 32:24
  Speaker 12: Oh, okay.
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: That makes more sense.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: That was funnier than.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: It should have been. It was dumb.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to use my favorite pirate joke. The pirate
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: walks into the bar with a steering wheel on his belt.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: The bartender goes, what's that? And the pirate goes, yar,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: it's driving me nuts. Who gets the point?
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: I think Caitlyn gets it.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: She wins again. Swept it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Caitlyn made a congratulations.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: This never happens, guys. I blame the pirate joke.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: She's just going to take out, buy a little case
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: in your home for the goat trophy. What are you
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: going to do with it now?
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Would you guys like to hear my third joke in
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: case I had to give it?
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Please, yes.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: It's not a pirate joke.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Galadriel would like to hear it as well. Please, go ahead.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: My wife is upset that our neighbor keeps sunbathing without
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: her top.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: Me?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Me?
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: I'm on the fence.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Not bad.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he is.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Galadriel, thank you for being our judge again this morning
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: for Dad Joke Friday. Dad Joke Friday. Caitlin, congratulations.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: You should have just said the inappropriate pirate one, Erica.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You really should have went for it. Always go inappropriate. Galadriel,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: have a beautiful weekend. Thank you, Galadriel.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: You too.
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: You've got such a cool name, and thank you so
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: much for being a judge again for Dad Joke Friday.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you listening. Hey, coming up next, it's another second
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: date update. It'll be a brand new one this morning
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: on 93Q. So stick around for that. And Pasadena Livestock
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Show and Rodeo Tickets happen at 9 this morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: and Erica on 93Q with your favorite, Morgan Wallen. Welcome
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: this morning to a second date update. On the phone,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: we've got Jake, who, as usual, thought he had a
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: pretty good date with Vanessa, but now she's completely left
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: him on read. Jake, tell us what happened. Good morning.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: Hey, good morning.
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: Yes, so I'm really confused. I thought Vanessa and I
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: had a great time. We went to dinner at the–
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: we talked for a few hours, and we had a
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: lot in common.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: And we laughed a lot. So I really thought I'd
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: hear from her again.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Okay. Nice choice, Big Spender. Was this a planned first
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: date or was this a I got to impress her
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: kind of move? Do you usually ball out for first.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Dates like this?
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: I wanted to do something nice. We met on Bumble
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: and we had a really good conversation.
• 34:37
  Speaker 12: And....
• 34:39
  Speaker 9: You know, we she has a great sense of humor.
• 34:41
  Speaker 9: So I figured, why not go somewhere cool?
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: OK, so you guys were vibing from the start, right?
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: No issues.
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: So by the time we went to dinner, I already
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: it felt really natural. And, you know, it was just
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: a really, really fun time.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: OK, so now what went wrong?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: What'd you do?
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: Well, all right. Here's the thing. It was her birthday weekend,
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: and I didn't know that until we got there. So
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: once she mentioned it, I figured, hey, you know, why
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: not make it special? So I told the waiter, and
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: they brought out dessert.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: That's nice. So let me guess, what's the issue then?
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: Well, I think I made sort of a big deal
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: out of it. I had the waitstaff sing and I
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: kind of got the other tables to clap along.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: I love doing that.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Was it like full? It was the full restaurant was
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: singing to her?
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, pretty much. Yeah, I definitely hyped it
• 35:31
  Speaker 9: up a little bit. But the thing is, I even
• 35:34
  Speaker 9: stuck a candle in the bread basket as a joke.
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: And she laughed at the time and played along. But
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: now I'm not really getting anything. You know, no calls,
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: no texts, not even a thank you for dinner. So
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: I don't know if I went too far.
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: You know what?
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: Some people don't like that whole birthday thing, and I
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: will never understand that. But we will get some answers
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: for you and give her a call. We're going to
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: do that coming up on i3Q Second Date Update.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Eric and Natalie went out on a first date to
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: a restaurant where Natalie admits she had a little too
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: much cheese and she did have some stomach issues going on,
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: but that couldn't possibly be the reason why Eric's not
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: calling her back. There's got to be something else, right?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: We're going to find out right now with Second Date Update.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Hello?
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Hi, may I please speak with Eric?
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: Uh, yeah, this is Haley.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Eric. This is Riggs, Caitlin, and Eric on 93Q.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, hey.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: What's going on?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Not much.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Just chilling.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Just chilling out, hanging, you know, calling you this morning.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Wondering if you remember going out with somebody recently? Natalie?
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Remember Natalie?
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Uh, yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Why didn't you call her back?
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: So did she call you guys?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: She only called us because she really liked you and
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: she thought that it was a great date. And she's like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: what happened? Like, what did I do wrong? Why didn't
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: he call me back?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: She said something small happened, but she didn't really elaborate.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Well, she I mean, she knows what happened.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Can you tell us?
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: I mean, do you guys really want me to say
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: this on the radio?
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: She already kind of told us that she had some
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: stomach issues going on. Was it that?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she farted in the middle of dinner. That's true.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Well, she didn't tell us she farted in the middle
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: of dinner. She just said that she had stomach issues
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: going on.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: She really wanted to get into it any further.
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, you know, like we're sitting at the
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: table and then like she kind of like shifted in
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: her chair and then like I heard it. And I mean,
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: it wasn't loud or anything like that, but, you know,
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: it definitely was.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: She did a little cheek squeak.
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: And then like I looked over at her and like
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: she immediately like starts looking away and like talking about
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: something else. And so I was like, OK, you know,
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: let's what we can just pretend like nothing happened. And
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: then it started to smell and it smelled so bad. Like,
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: I mean, I couldn't even like pretend anymore. And she
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: didn't even like want to acknowledge it. She's just like
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: she just kept talking and I tried to ignore it.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: And then she just eventually liked it. And then it
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: just got weird. And I'm like, OK, somebody committed some
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: sort of crime over here. And she started laughing and
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: being like, oh, yeah, maybe it's like the kitchen or
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: something like that. I'm like, the kitchen, we're like 20
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: feet away from the kitchen.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: She pulled whoever smelt it, dealt it on you. She
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: was trying to pass it off.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: But I don't know why they called you like we
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: like addressed it when it happened. Like.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Did she admit in the moment that it was her
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: or she tried to play it off the whole time
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: and then you were just like, I am thoroughly grossed
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: out and I'm not calling this woman back?
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, she definitely tried to play it off.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I think we should bring it back on. Natalie, you
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: still there?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 38:29
  Speaker 11: Eric.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: You said it was little Natalie.
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: You did.
• 38:32
  Speaker 9: You're the one that called them.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: Don't don't Eric me.
• 38:36
  Speaker 9: I mean, I did, okay?
• 38:38
  Speaker 12: Farted.
• 38:39
  Speaker 10: Everybody farted.
• 38:40
  Speaker 12: It was just an accident.
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: I was trying so hard to hold it in, and
• 38:44
  Speaker 9: it just escaped.
• 38:46
  Speaker 11: It was just a little guy.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Just a little guy.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: But it smelled that bad?
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: The sound was a little guy. Like, the sound was,
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: but the smell was not.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I promise.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, everybody farts. I shouldn't have eaten the cheese.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: No, I agree. Everybody does. I'm right on board with
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: you there.
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: So why are you acting like this is some sort
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: of huge character flaw?
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Because you were trying to blame it on everything else.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: You blamed the kitchen for it. Yeah, well, I liked you.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: And I panicked.
• 39:16
  Speaker 12: Okay, but yeah, but when you look me directly.
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: In the face and you say, hmm, I think the
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: kitchen might be cooking cabbage right now. Like, that's absolutely weird.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: I didn't know. Not the cabbage. You could have just said,
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: excuse me.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: On a first date?
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: You would have been okay if she was like, oops, sorry,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: one slipped.
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: I mean, it happens.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: She's a human being. Human beings have bodily functions.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: So the only reason you're not going to go on
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: a second date with her is because she denied her
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: gas the first time. It wasn't the gas itself.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: It felt really weird when we both are sitting there
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: and we both know what happened. And it's obvious that
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: we both know what happened. And it just kind of
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: feels like, you know, like it's almost like I'm being
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: lied to. Like we're adults. Bodies do weird stuff. Just
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: like own up to it. But like when you're constantly
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: trying to beat around it and like when we both
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: know what happened, like that's just kind of that kind
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: of feels weird to me.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: I'm just forever confused on this segment.
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: That's easy for you to say.
• 40:22
  Speaker 12: You weren't the one who was in intestinal distress and
• 40:26
  Speaker 12: farted on your Tinder date.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: So he's okay with the far, but not okay because
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: she tried to blame it on Cabbage.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: Is that what I'm hearing? But yet I'm the one
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: talking to it about it on the radio because you're
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: the one that called them. So now I'm confused.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking Eric probably would have been better had she
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: just been like, whoop, I'm all farty today. That's me.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: What else was she supposed to do?
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I think you're just grossed out by the fart in general,
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: and you don't want to say that. And, like, that's
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: okay to say, too.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. So will there be a second date between
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: the two of you, do you think?
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: No. This is just too weird. This is really, really weird.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: I'm going to have to say no.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: At this point, it's strange.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: You could have just said that there wasn't chemistry, you know?
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Well, there was chemistry, but there was also apparently cabbage.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: So I don't know. I don't know what you want
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: from me.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Chemistry was in your pants.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Look into lactate. It's great for stuff like that. Thank
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you very much.
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: It's the dingus. Yeah, dingus. It's the dingus of the day.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Something stupid. Then good partner ran away. Now let's all
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: make fun of this. It's great when the dingus of
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the day has an ironic name. Welcome to the show
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: from Maryland, 38-year-old Tiffany DeShanta Booze.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: All right, Tiffany Booze.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Her last name is Booze. So if you're going to
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: commit a crime, it's probably a good idea not to
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: leave your wallet and your cell phone behind. That's what
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: she did.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Are you serious?
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: She goes back to get it. Becomes confrontational with the
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: employee because the line was taking too long to go
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: up and get her wallet and phone. So she gets
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: into a fist fight with the employees. I don't know why.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Probably because her last name is Booze. She left. She
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: comes back. With a blue and black handgun, starts waving
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: it around to get her cell phone and her wallet. What?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is why it's a dingus of
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, Tiffany.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Because she was going to get her phone and her wallet.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: They had her wallet. They could identify her, and she
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: was trying to say she wasn't who she was. Tiffany Booz,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: you're an idiot.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Then why are you here for the wallet, ma'am?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: She was charged with five counts of weapons violations, first-degree assaults,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and other weapons-related charges.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Five counts of weapons violations?
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: What is she, the cartel?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She was released the following day on
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: electronic monitoring, so now she's got a little anklet. A
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: little extra anklet she's wearing around now. Oh, Tiffany Booz.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I guess live in your truth, Tiffany, you know? She
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: was like, that's my wallet.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Wait, no, it's not.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Wait, yes, it is.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: With a name like Booze, I'm going to live up
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: to it. I'm going to be a dingus. I didn't
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: choose the dingus life. No, Chucks.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Grenade.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: What's the other two weapons for my five weapons counts?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, a flamethrower.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: 93Q.