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Hour 3 - Pete's Place · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka.
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  Speaker 2: It's our numb birth three. Hour number three is ready
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  Speaker 2: to go here, And what's your takeaway from the brew
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  Speaker 2: haha between Pete Carroll versus Jim Harbaugh the rivalry they
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  Speaker 2: played each other this weekend on Monday Night. Also, what
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  Speaker 2: is your reaction to Mike McDaniels Dolphins, the hipster coach,
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  Speaker 2: his team already holding a player's only meeting in South
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  Speaker 2: Florida and Shader Sanders is not even running the brown
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  Speaker 2: Scout team in Cleveland. Can you unscramble what that one means?
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  Speaker 2: Also the fifth hour podcast, But here's our three of
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  Speaker 2: the radio show.
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  Speaker 1: It's Pete's Place is what it is?
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  Speaker 2: So this is a story I did not anticipate that
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  Speaker 2: I would be talking about when I woke up. It's
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  Speaker 2: one of the cool things about the job. Sometimes people
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  Speaker 2: will say, well, how do you talk about sports? The
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  Speaker 2: same stuff every day? I'm like, well, I do talk
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  Speaker 2: about plausibly. I talk about sports, but it's changing. It's
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  Speaker 2: always new stuff and the storylines change and so it
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  Speaker 2: keeps it fresh.
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  Speaker 1: And our lead is from.
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  Speaker 2: Viva Las Vegas and NFC West Bloodbath.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's a bad blood matchup if you will here
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  Speaker 1: coming up.
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  Speaker 2: It's on Monday night, on Monday Night, and there's some
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  Speaker 2: audio which is really good.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: The underlying storyline is Pete Carroll and Jim Harbaugh going
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  Speaker 2: against each other as coaches Pete Carroll now with the
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  Speaker 2: Raiders and Jim Harbaugh and year number two with.
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  Speaker 1: The the Chargers. So they have been.
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  Speaker 2: Rivals going way back, college football rivals, NFL ry and
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  Speaker 2: they face.
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  Speaker 1: Off again this week.
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  Speaker 2: And so, as you might expect, they were asked about
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  Speaker 2: each other. And normally the proper decorum is to give
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  Speaker 2: some cliche. And I really respect what the other coach
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  Speaker 2: has done. That's a good football coach and it's great
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  Speaker 2: to compete against that coach.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it.
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  Speaker 2: You're generally not supposed to tell the truth. It's part
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  Speaker 2: of the job. But at some point you get so
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  Speaker 2: old you lose your filter a little bit. I present
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  Speaker 2: to you now the head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders,
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  Speaker 2: Pete Carroll, commenting you hear the question he was asked
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  Speaker 2: about the rivalry with Jim Harbaugh. And let's just say
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  Speaker 2: Pete did not give the cliche answer.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the audio tape.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not trying to make it anything that's not,
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  Speaker 2: but what's your fondest memory of this rivalry with Jim Harbam?
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  Speaker 3: I remember Jim, No, I have no fund members of
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna good there's great games so it's been
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  Speaker 3: great games, that's all.
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  Speaker 2: You said that a bunch of them, you guys in
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  Speaker 2: different life, could have been great teammates.
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  Speaker 1: When he said something like that, what is.
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  Speaker 3: That, Well, I think that would come from the you know,
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  Speaker 3: he's seen my game, and so he would like me
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  Speaker 3: to help him win, you know, if I could, and
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  Speaker 3: so he'd likes to play together, I guess. But one
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  Speaker 3: thing we would certainly see id eye on is about compete.
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  Speaker 3: He's always been a great competitor, and he battled through
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  Speaker 3: so much when his playing days and and his coaching
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  Speaker 3: days as well. So I appreciate him saying that because
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to play with him too.
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  Speaker 2: He said, he said that you're not on each other's
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  Speaker 2: Christmas he's not on your Christmas car list.
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  Speaker 1: Do you expect a birthday card from him?
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  Speaker 3: Then, well, I'm surprised he would say that, because he
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  Speaker 3: sends me a birthday every card every week every year.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: He screwed up the line he said every week, and
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  Speaker 2: it would have been a good line, but just screwed
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  Speaker 2: that up.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So let us discuss the question you just
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  Speaker 1: heard the audio tape.
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  Speaker 2: What is your takeaway from Pete Carroll saying, I have
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  Speaker 2: no fond memories of the Jim Harbaugh rivalry. So I've
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  Speaker 2: got preparation, cockroach and tights, and we will combine all
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  Speaker 2: of these things together and we're gonna make together the
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  Speaker 2: baba Ganooche. We're gonna make the Babaganoos. Now, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: I love this story.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 2: This is two guys who are not shaking hands at
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  Speaker 2: the country club. They're not hanging out having cocktails. This
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  Speaker 2: is Pete Carroll on one side, chomping his gum, flashing
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  Speaker 2: his electric Hollywood smile, playing Prince CHARMI because that's what
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  Speaker 2: Pete Carroll does the debonair Pete Carroll. And then you've
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  Speaker 2: got Jim Harbaugh on the other side, who's in the
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  Speaker 2: shadows and he's got the trench coat on.
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  Speaker 1: He's like waiting to stick the dagger. Pick the dagger
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  Speaker 1: right there.
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  Speaker 2: And Pete Carroll essentially told you without telling you when
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  Speaker 2: he said, hey, I have no fond memories. He's saying
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  Speaker 2: I need some preparation. That's not preparation for the game
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  Speaker 2: against the Chargers. The Raiders coach. Pete Carroll essentially saying,
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  Speaker 2: I need some preparation, h because Jim Harball is like hemorrhoids,
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  Speaker 2: and I got a guy gotta go against this guy twice.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like having hemorrhoids twice. And so Pete Carroll
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  Speaker 2: versus Jim Harball, the football version of the United States
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  Speaker 2: versus the Soviets back in the day, mutual disdain, proxy battles.
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  Speaker 1: Through the media.
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  Speaker 2: They've been at this since the USC Stanford days, back
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  Speaker 2: when sc was a juggernaut and they were the only.
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  Speaker 1: Game in town. In the mid two thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Jim Harball goes for two. If you remember, to humiliate
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  Speaker 2: Pete Carroll when he was coaching at Stanford and it
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  Speaker 2: was very embarrassing. And so Pete Carroll's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: in this one, he's like Ronald Reagan smiling for the cameras.
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  Speaker 2: Mister Gorbachev tear down that wall, right, that whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: And then Hardball is more like the Russians. You know,
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  Speaker 2: he's pounding the shoe on the table screen and we
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  Speaker 2: were better at you you know, and all that, and
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  Speaker 2: so that's that's how that's going. And that was carried
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  Speaker 2: right into the NFL. We had the Seahawks in the
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  Speaker 2: forty nine NFC West that was more like.
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  Speaker 1: The Berlin Wall.
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  Speaker 2: Pete Carroll's whole deal is three things, charisma, charm and
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  Speaker 2: raw ra Charisma, charm and raw raw And it never
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  Speaker 2: worked on Jim Harball though. He needed to go into
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  Speaker 2: the Sorcerer's workshop and figure something out, because Harball's plan
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  Speaker 2: on coaching is just chaos.
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  Speaker 1: He's the human mosquito, He's the.
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  Speaker 2: Wedgie guy in the locker room. He'll poke and prod
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  Speaker 2: until you snap. And Pete Carroll trying to run a
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  Speaker 2: pep rally while Jim Harball is in the back of
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  Speaker 2: the room there and I was setting off firecrackers and
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  Speaker 2: all that. And to me, that's why this seems legit.
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  Speaker 2: You know, today's NFL. We complain all I sit here
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  Speaker 2: and complain every night, and you listen to this nonsense
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  Speaker 2: where there's these rivalries and they're they're faux rivalries. They're
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  Speaker 2: fake rivalries, they're not real. His guys share financial advisors,
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  Speaker 2: they sip Johnny Walker blue with the same high falute
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  Speaker 2: and bars and restaurants and speakeasies, and they vacation on
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  Speaker 2: the same yachts in the South of France.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a rivalry. That's winetasting. This is the modern NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Is Josh Allen working out with a divisional rival quarterback
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  Speaker 2: in Drake May. That's your modern NFL. What this is
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  Speaker 2: is old school, It's from the old country. It's Pete
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  Speaker 2: Carroll saying, man, this guy has been shadowing me, this
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  Speaker 2: f and Jim Harball twenty years. This aa hole is
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  Speaker 2: bothering me. And so they're not going wine tasting together.
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  Speaker 2: They're not, and so it's just different. Twenty years is
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  Speaker 2: a good amount of time, and for Pete's sake, it's
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  Speaker 2: one of the last authentic grudges in sport.
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  Speaker 1: Again, two decades. This has been going on two decades,
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  Speaker 1: all right now.
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  Speaker 2: Secondly, Miami, Miami, Miami, and go to Miami, and.
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  Speaker 1: I do love a good dumpster fire.
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  Speaker 2: Our in depth team coverage continues about the sad sack
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  Speaker 2: Miami Dolphins, and it gets even better.
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  Speaker 1: Every day is a new revelation. So the Dolphins, we
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  Speaker 1: learned held a player's only meeting this week. Of course
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  Speaker 1: they did.
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  Speaker 2: So what is your reaction to Mike McDaniels Dolphins already
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  Speaker 2: already holding a player's only meeting. It's week number two,
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  Speaker 2: So what is your reaction. So my reaction is, I've
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  Speaker 2: got four words. The ship be sicking. Those are the
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  Speaker 2: four That's.
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  Speaker 1: One of the great quotes.
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  Speaker 2: It's an old NBA quote from a Knickerbocker back in
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  Speaker 2: the early eighties.
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  Speaker 1: The ship be sicking. So players only meetings.
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  Speaker 2: Let me get on my soapbox here and we'll play
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  Speaker 2: soapbox racers.
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  Speaker 1: And I will wax poetic.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give a sermon about how ridiculous players only meetings
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  Speaker 2: are players only meetings at professional sports. It is the
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  Speaker 2: cockroach of the professional sports industrial complex. You can't kill it.
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  Speaker 2: Every time a team, every single time a team looks
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  Speaker 2: like they're circling the drain, some one pipes up and says,
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  Speaker 2: I know it's gonna fix this. We need a player's
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  Speaker 2: only meeting. We whoop, d damn dow. It's the fungus
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  Speaker 2: of football. It's what it is. It grows in the dark,
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  Speaker 2: it stinks, and it never goes away.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason these are so ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: You never ever hear ever a team say, hey, we
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  Speaker 2: were off to a four and zero start, and the
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  Speaker 2: quarterback says, you know what, quarterback's playing well, defense is
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  Speaker 2: playing well. Why don't we hold a player's only meeting.
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  Speaker 2: Why not, it doesn't happen. It only pops up when
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  Speaker 2: the season is already going into the limbo. How low
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  Speaker 2: can you go? They're going to the limbo contest. And
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  Speaker 2: if you're intellectually honest, it is the biggest placebo in sports.
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  Speaker 2: And I've ranted about this for years. I'll continue to
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  Speaker 2: rant around about this as long as they give me
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  Speaker 2: access to these microphones.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's it's so stupid.
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  Speaker 2: The closed doors, the no code, which is it is
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  Speaker 2: just us. The part that kills me is that these
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  Speaker 2: Jabbronis spend every waking moment together. They're in the facility
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  Speaker 2: more than they see their wives, their kids, their dogs.
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  Speaker 2: They sit in film sessions together, they sit in the
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  Speaker 2: locker room, they have meals together. They travel together planes,
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  Speaker 2: trains and automobiles. And if you have something to say,
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  Speaker 2: I say it. You don't need to schedule a meeting.
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  Speaker 2: It just turns into theater.
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  Speaker 1: It's all it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's for media consumption. Again, there's a lot of low
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  Speaker 2: information fans. I'm not saying you're one of these people.
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  Speaker 2: Just think about your job, assuming you have one. I
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  Speaker 2: know in my job there have been different bosses I've
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  Speaker 2: had over the years, and there have been some bosses
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  Speaker 2: that will inevitably call a meeting for the staff, and
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  Speaker 2: normally what will happen is we will all get together
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  Speaker 2: and we'll all.
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  Speaker 1: Be in agreement.
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  Speaker 2: Okay before the meeting, no one asks any questions, just
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  Speaker 2: listen and nod and that's it. And there's always that
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  Speaker 2: one schmuck, that dingleberry that has to try to suck
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  Speaker 2: up to the boss that ends up asking questions and
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  Speaker 2: then the boss gets upset and says, okay, now somebody else,
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  Speaker 2: no other questions, and then they get offended.
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  Speaker 1: Now in sports, just.
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  Speaker 2: Say, well, there's no boss, the coaches aren't there, it's
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  Speaker 2: only the players and all that. But the same concept applies,
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  Speaker 2: because someone's going to say, I'm the.
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  Speaker 1: Captain of the team, right, I'm gonna hold the meeting.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's never be going to be some other
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  Speaker 2: a hole that wants to flex their power some hard. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: and then they want to start talking, and everyone just
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  Speaker 2: get gets annoyed and they start bothering you, They start.
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  Speaker 1: Annoying each other and the whole thing, and you shut
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  Speaker 1: the door.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone acts like it's some sacred intervention that takes place
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  Speaker 2: and when really it's just a bunch of dudes venting
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  Speaker 2: about effort. If they're even doing that, it's a corporate
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  Speaker 2: trust falls, shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Pads and all this.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's less raw raw team unity and more like
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  Speaker 2: when management tells tells us to have a brainstorming session,
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  Speaker 2: come up with some new ideas, you know, PowerPoint this,
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  Speaker 2: it's due on Friday, and the whole thing nothing changes.
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  Speaker 2: So what did Miami really accomplish? The Dolphins Nothing. They
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  Speaker 2: are still stuck with TUA one read toa. They've got
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  Speaker 2: Mike McDaniel, who again sounds like he's stoned all the time.
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  Speaker 2: You've got the defense that might as well put out
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  Speaker 2: welcome matts.
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  Speaker 1: Olay, Holy holy ole. They are mad ators, the Dolphins defense,
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  Speaker 1: they really are.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing eight players only meeting guarantees is that
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  Speaker 2: the season.
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  Speaker 1: Is already in decline. You suck. It's def Con two.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Final thought, interesting story out of Cleveland, the marketing maven of.
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  Speaker 1: The Cleveland Browns.
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  Speaker 2: I know that strip Club John and Cleveland's gonna love this,
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  Speaker 2: and our friend Dick and Dayton as well, But we're
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  Speaker 2: hearing now that rookie Schadur Sanders the marketing maven number
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  Speaker 2: five in the NFL and Jersey sales. Schadur Sanders has
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  Speaker 2: become Juasey Moto in Cleveland. He's become a bystander in
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  Speaker 2: the Browns quarterback room. Now we knew he was the
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  Speaker 2: third string quarterback, but now it's gotten even worse.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's gotten even worse. Have you heard the latest
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  Speaker 1: on this? You have not? Okay? So the word on
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  Speaker 1: the street is that Shadur Sanders.
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  Speaker 2: Is not not only not any higher than third string,
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  Speaker 2: he's getting no reps, none on the practice squad as
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  Speaker 2: a scout guy, meaning the third string quarterback normally runs
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  Speaker 2: the scout team.
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  Speaker 1: He's not even running the scout team.
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  Speaker 2: Instead, Bailey Zappi, Yes, that guy, Bailey Zappi, who just arrived.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago to Cleveland.
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  Speaker 2: Bailey Zappi has already played leap frog and jumped over
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  Speaker 2: Shadur Sanders as the scout team quarterback. So let's talk
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  Speaker 2: about this one. The question, Shauldur Sanders not even running
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  Speaker 2: the brown scout team.
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  Speaker 1: Can you unscramble what this one means?
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  Speaker 2: So it means that really Shoulder is not QB number three.
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  Speaker 2: He's really like QB number four that he's buried behind
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  Speaker 2: Joe Flacco, Dylan Gabriel and now you can add Zappi.
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  Speaker 2: So this is not about development. This is a remake
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  Speaker 2: of an old HBO show Six Feet under the Brown Saw.
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  Speaker 2: Shaudur Sanders could sit on his astering practice like any
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  Speaker 2: other fan and they basically said, hey, kid, enjoy the
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  Speaker 2: view and knock yourself out forget quarterback depth chart. Shoulders
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  Speaker 2: closer to joining the Spirit Squad at this particular point,
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  Speaker 2: Like somebody ought to go out and get him some
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  Speaker 2: tights so he can do a little cosplay as Brownie
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  Speaker 2: the Elf, because at least then he's on the field
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  Speaker 2: doing something for Cleveland, like the Zappie fevers arrived, and
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  Speaker 2: now Shaudur is even further away from playing, Like that's
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  Speaker 2: the last, the last thing you want on your resume.
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  Speaker 2: You have been usurped by Bailey Zappi, the latest stiff
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  Speaker 2: to beat out Shader Sanders and just slap a name
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  Speaker 2: tag on him at this point and stick him on,
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  Speaker 2: you know, stick him in the team store and it's like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm Sudur, manager of the official Cleveland Browns Pro Shop.
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  Speaker 2: Can I interest you in some apparel here. I've got
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  Speaker 2: my jersey over there. I've got some other merch over there.
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  Speaker 2: I've got some fangear, and he's like a shopkeeper. But
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  Speaker 2: I think the Elf outfit would be good at least
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  Speaker 2: then he would get on the field like that would
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  Speaker 2: be a way for him to interact on the field
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  Speaker 2: and be Brownie the Elf.
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  Speaker 1: And I want to thank to listen. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who sent this, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Did get a Brownie the Elf hat I'd lost that
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  Speaker 2: I had that hat, I lost it, and a listener
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  Speaker 2: without even signing their name or telling me. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: get an email or anything from anybody, just they sent
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  Speaker 2: that randomly.
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  Speaker 1: I do. I do appreciate it because it's really ugly,
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  Speaker 1: really ugly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I think I heard I heard a voice in
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  Speaker 2: my head tell me who it might be, But I
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  Speaker 2: do think that that person. I don't know if they
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  Speaker 2: want credit, so I don't know if I should give
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  Speaker 2: them credit or not, but it did. It was very kind,
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  Speaker 2: very kind anyway. It is The Ben Mahllor Show as
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  Speaker 2: we are settling into hour three now. Later this hour,
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  Speaker 2: we have Big Ben's lame jokes of the Week that'll
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  Speaker 2: be coming up in a little bit big Ben's lame
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  Speaker 2: jokes of the week, which is very exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Of a weed man will beyond here doing his nonsense
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  Speaker 1: and all that.
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  Speaker 2: But time now for the Mallor riddle of the day,
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  Speaker 1: And here we go.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So, Steelers wide receiver DK Metcalf says that
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  Speaker 2: he's interested in blank after he retires from the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: He's already planning for his post NFL career. And again,
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  Speaker 2: Well paid, well paid wide receiver for the Pittsburgh football team,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: DK Metcalf recently said that he is interested in blank
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: after he retires from the NFL. That is the question.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: What is the answer, And let's see is anyone know
• 21:00
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  Speaker 1: We go to the Hoy Paloy.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Here our friend Eileen from San Francisco says he wants
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: to enjoy some ayahuasca with Aaron Rodgers. All right, Keith
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: says he's interested. That's ocho text though, he's interested in
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: sharing his skittle gummies with Lorena.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Why else we have page down? He's he wants to
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: join a women slap league From Bobby in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Alfi, that's right, Tammy.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Alfie alien Opiner says he's interested in becoming an Olympian
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: when his NFL career is.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Over, just like alf was an Olympian. Who else do
• 21:36
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  Speaker 2: Chris and Kent Washington says he's going to look into
• 21:41
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• 21:56
  Speaker 2: From ferg Dog Mortuary Science guessed by Donkey's Sausage. Well
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: that's what baseball legend Andre Dawson went into sausage works
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  Speaker 1: JT.
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  Speaker 2: The Wingman is awake, he says, eating apple fritters not
• 22:11
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  Speaker 1: Well, I disagree, JT.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: The Wingman, because the recently I did go to a
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: donut shop and I purchased an apple fritter at the
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: donut shop because it's a donut. And right next to it,
• 22:23
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• 22:27
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• 22:30
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• 22:35
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• 22:36
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• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Katara is going to You're not moving back to Peru
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: in Kotara, right, You're staying.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: No, you're not leaving. He can't leave.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Nature Boy says k pop makeup lessons making making butter,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: making butter from Doug who else?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Page? Then skip over that? All right?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I think that's enough, Lorraina, Do you have an answer, Lorraina, Yes.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I think he's going to get into doing dog shows.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Dog shows. Okay, yeah, thing, that's an odd thing to do.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: But no.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: DK Metcalf of the Steelers says he's interested in an
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: acting career, retires of the NFL's that's what.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: We need, an acting career. Yeah, there you go.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: All right, it is the Ben Mather Show. As we
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• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go back to the phones and we'll say hello
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: to Manuel in Guardina.
• 23:33
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• 23:41
  Speaker 8: He's been a stellar show tonight, starting from the way
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: you dealt with Poppy. Oh, that was radio goal. That
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: is Marcone level broadcasting, sir, And as you know, you
• 23:56
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• 24:01
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• 24:05
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• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Am, I correct sir, that is absolutely Christy. You get
• 24:11
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• 24:14
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• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I woke up one day and became an OG. But
• 24:19
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• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I just did one day.
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: Mallard pantinking young oc linemen, which back in the day
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: and now trading barbs with one David row. But hey,
• 24:36
  Speaker 9: speaking of that day, man, we got some some business.
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: To take care of. Man, with these dwarfs from the Wharfs.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: You know, they can be a real thorn in our side, or.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: They can be the catapulting point for us to go
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: ahead and take care of what we died do because
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: you know, these ten games, the.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: Phillies and the Giants, that's basically the season. Man, that's
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: the season and the playoffs, you know what I mean, Benny.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: So I'm hoping that you know, as we get healthy,
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: we take care of business. We kick a little bit
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: of giant ass into that mccovey's cove. It's all those
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: weirdos and scuba gear and kayaks and all that crap.
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: So hopefully they'll get some good o Tani Bets, Freeman, Muncie,
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: Smithy souvenirs.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Ye, I don't trust that they've been bipolar. You'd agree, right,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the Dodgers have been bipolar. Here they playing at better now,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: but they're they're not consistent. They're up and down.
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: They have it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: But you know what, man, they got the heart of
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: a championship, a champion I should say they got.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: They don't play like it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: Sometimes they play like they're in the Little League World Series.
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: But you know, I have faith in the guys. Hey,
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: one more thing, man, Cooper, Lorraine.
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: You know you guys do an excellent job from behind
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: the scenes.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: Certain someone compost in one of the states.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: He's sorry for giving you that, all.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: Right guy, So Malan, Melissa always up, love you baby.
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  Speaker 2: All right there he is the great Manuel hanging out
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  Speaker 2: there in beautiful guardena beautiful guardina. I don't know.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Good sandwich shop over there.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Let's keep it going on the phones and we'll say
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: hello to Andrew, who's in Bakersfield.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Hello, Andrew, welcome.
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  Speaker 8: And thank you.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: Then knock now?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: You want me to apologize, you're doing a knock knock joke.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Well that's great, all right, Sure, go ahead, knock now.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know who's there.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Karate kids, karate kid.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: Who you gotta be karate kidding me saying that the
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: final four exists in the NBA.
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: Thank you, I'm here all night, all right, see you.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to boy he's got he doesn't win.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Worst call of the I know Poppy seems to have
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: that wrapped up, but I mean that we have so
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: many terrible phone calls. Let's go to Mike the Leprecaun. Hello,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprecaun.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Welcome Mike, speaking of bad color. Good morning, mister Marconi.
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  Speaker 6: How are you well.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I'll give you credit that you do know your place
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: in the solar system, so I will, I will, I
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: will give you credit for that.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: Yes, I'm not a cool kid. I wasn't at the
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: cool killed table. In fact, I was one of the
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: ugly ducklings. And my chicken is a spring chicken. Yes,
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: I will give you my picks eventually.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Is your chicken? Is your chicken?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Offended that Poppy does not eat poultry, apparently, and decided
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: to ignore your chicken in a segment that he said
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: was designed to pick games against a rubber chicken, and
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: then proceeded to not include the rubber chicken.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: So well, okay, I'm not he's not offended. My chicken
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: had six skin, and I'm glad that Poppy is a vegan.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: I have a poppy joke. Field was Poppy wants wins
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Vegas and he was active leave the casino. Do you
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: know why?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: I do not know it?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I do not.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: They said he had a chip on his shoulder.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, okay, you you know we're on
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: the air, dude, I mean, what are you doing. There's
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: actually not many listening, but you are yes.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Nine to eleven was yesterday, and there's a fire up
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: here in Woolster called the Worcester six. It was a
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: year before nine to eleven, and my cousin, Jeremiah Lucy
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: was one of those. Second cousin was one of those
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: who died, and coincidentally I found out that he's related
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: to Dennis Series, the actor. Here's my picks.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, just a quick mention now we get
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: to the picture. Okay, I got you. Yes, absolutely, why
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: now this is just what we want. A rubber chicken
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: is now going to pick NFL games.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Here we go. This is excepting bad.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Just when you thought the Ben Malor Show could not
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• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Here we are.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: That'll end it them. Actually, but anyway, the duck, the
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: rubber chicken picks the Chiefs. Okay, the rubber not the rubber.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: The rubber chicken picks the Vikings, and the rubber Chicken
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: is going against the odds and picking the Pitchers. They're
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: both bad teams, but the pass are less.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Bad than well, both bad teams. With the rubber Chicken
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: lives in Patriot Territory.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So that's that's what that's about.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: You know what I need for the weekend. I need
• 29:43
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• 29:44
  Speaker 2: You need that you might I'm not going to give
• 29:47
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• 29:49
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• 29:51
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• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Right, thank you, I gotta go. I have to go
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: stare at a wall. Thank you. I'm so happy, so happy. Well.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: One of the great drops that we've had on this show.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: It's we don't play it much anymore. But this guy
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: named Mike Gundhy at Oklahoma State years ago, and some
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: writer in Oklahoma City wrote a column ripping one of
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: the players in Oklahoma State, and Mike Gundy came out
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: and said, oh oh man, I'm forty, come after me
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: right this whole ram so things are after.
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: An athlete, one of my athletes.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: You go after one that doesn't do the right things.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: You don't downgrade him because he does everything right, and
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: now you're not play as well on Saturday.
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: And you let us make that decision. That's why I
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: don't read the newspaper because it's garbage and the editor
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: but let it come out. Is garbage attacking an amateur
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: athlete for doing everything.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Right, going up to the crescendo here, and you want to.
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: Write articles about guys that don't do things right and
• 31:01
  Speaker 10: down Graham the ones that do make place? Are you
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: kidding me? Where are we at in society today?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Come after me?
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: I'm a man, I'm forty. Yeah, I'm not a kid
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: at me.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, things are not going well.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Oklahoma State fans have launched they go fund me to
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: buy out the contract of Mike Gundhy. And it says, uh,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: for less than the price of a typical game ticket,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: they can get enough money to buy out Mike Gundhy
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: if everyone just skips in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma State game
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: and they send the money in, they want to pay for.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: The coach to go away.
• 31:42
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• 31:59
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• 32:01
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• 33:23
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• 33:25
  Speaker 1: It goes way back. Yeah, well you've.
• 33:29
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• 33:31
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• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Right, this is the segment already started. That's the first
• 33:39
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• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You've stay you've stayed out of jail, so that's good. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm you like your roommates. Still everything's good between you guys, Yeah, yes, great.
• 33:51
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• 34:00
  Speaker 2: We'd made first one off, all right, if we added alcohol?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: What would we call Benny versus the penny? What Benny
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: on Henny versus the penny? That surfer Todd the comedian?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: What was blind Scott afraid of as a child. What
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: the light that said Noah in Austin. If people see
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: red when they're angry, what does blind Scott see?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: What black? That said Noah in Austin. Thank you for that.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I think blind Scott's off his meds. I don't know
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: what that is to be a ha ha ha. Okay,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: that was definitely not a ha ha. Those first two
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: from Noah in Austin. The last two.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: What do blind Scott and Aaron Rodgers have in common?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: What they've both gotten used to being in the dark.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: That's Eric in Kansas. Did you hear the blind Scott
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: had to return his Ai sex doll for being defective? Yeah,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: it's a weird story. I guess it kept putting him
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: in the friend zone so he returned it. So that's
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: a milkman Mike in Colorado. These are actual jokes by
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  Speaker 2: actual listeners. If you'd like to send a joke in
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  Speaker 2: for a future episode of Benny and the weed Man,
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  Speaker 2: as we're calling right, this is our show, weed Man,
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  Speaker 2: Me and you, side by side of your lame jokes
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  Speaker 2: of the week. All right, all right, don't get too
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  Speaker 2: excited at Ben Mahler Show. At Ben Mahler Show, or
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  Speaker 2: at Ben Mauls Show Gmail, Gmail. I screwed it up,
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  Speaker 2: weed Man. It's Ben Mahler's show at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Why did weed Man hang out on the beach during
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: a hurricane?
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 1: You heard there would be high winds and he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be part of it. Let's a Bobby and Florida.
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  Speaker 1: That's got to be the craziest thing you've done for
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  Speaker 1: the show, weed Man, to sit to. I can't believe.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy you survived because I mainly for my purposes,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: because I would have never heard the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what did weed Man hit the Uh?
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  Speaker 2: What did he see after watching a magician who said
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: he could turn his audience into windmills?
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  Speaker 1: What did what did he? What did he say? What
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  Speaker 1: he said? I'm a big fan of this is what
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  Speaker 1: he said?
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  Speaker 2: Is what he said? I said, Georgia and Uvaldi? What
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: does what does weed Man know? Or how does weed
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Man know his ex wife still misses him?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Well, appenently, you haven't been hit by any any shots yet,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: weed Man. That's a circle.
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  Speaker 2: Todd the comedian, thank you for that. Why did why
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: did weed Man sign up for TikTok? Why to tell
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Blair and Maine to send over his entire paycheck.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah, so we met this guy Blair
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  Speaker 1: in Maine.
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  Speaker 2: He shaved off his eyebrows because somebody on TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: Told him to do it, so he shaved off his eyebrows. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how much money would it cost you to shave your eyebrows? Man? Exactly? Exactly? Yes,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: who's weed Man's favorite quarterback? Who Danny dimes? And that's
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Bobby All right? Uh, let's see I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: I will skip over that one.
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  Speaker 2: Next up, Blair in Maine is no longer allowed to
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: play with chainsaws anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently he was. He was playing with his brother,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: who's now his half brother.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: So that's a.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: That's a hank hank In Chicago, well, hollering James said
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  Speaker 2: he heard people say that they pick their nose.
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  Speaker 1: How about that?
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, though he was born of his nose,
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  Speaker 2: so he doesn't pick it.
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  Speaker 1: That's a solid dad joke by Chris. Thank you for that, Chris.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: What does roton to hollering James want on pizza? What
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: another pizza? Another one?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: And another one that was from econ.
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  Speaker 2: Roseville, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's see last one. I don't know if
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: we have time eating, meaning.
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  Speaker 2: By what does David sa want? Why is he going
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  Speaker 2: to Oh, we're out, Thank you weed man, I almost
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  Speaker 2: got it.
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  Speaker 1: That was lucky. Tony almost got the