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Dear Treehouse #21: TLC’s Weirdest Shows (Pierced Nipples & Perineum Sunning) · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on our YouTube exclusive episode
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  Speaker 1: where we typically do Deer tree House, but instead we're
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  Speaker 1: going to do something slightly different.
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  Speaker 2: Trey, Yeah, we were going to do Deer Treehouse, and
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  Speaker 2: my doing my reading and digging for stuff for Deer
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  Speaker 2: tree House, I stumbled upon something else that caught my
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  Speaker 2: attention and sent me down a rabbit hole. And so
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to share these things with y'all. Now to begin,
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  Speaker 2: I would like to just give a refresher of of this.
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  Speaker 2: This is an image from the nineteen ninety six hit
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  Speaker 2: movie Kingpin, where Randy Quaid played an Amish guy named Ishmael.
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  Speaker 2: We all remember Whatdy Harrelson, Bill Murray classic movie. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: the movie we should probably add to the list of
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  Speaker 2: does it hold up?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I would like to point out that
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  Speaker 1: I think this one just shot to the top of
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  Speaker 1: the list for the Treehouse reviews on our Patreon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to know who did his wig.
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  Speaker 2: But wait, there's more. So now we have that ad
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  Speaker 2: image in our minds, so I stumbled upon this. So
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  Speaker 2: there is a uh a new show on TL called
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  Speaker 2: Suddenly Amish.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Suddenly Suddenly.
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  Speaker 2: It's where people from the outside world I guess, decide
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  Speaker 2: they want to try and.
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  Speaker 3: Be Amish, try to be Homish.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so so it's suddenly by choice? Yes, Okay, it's
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  Speaker 4: not like.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like the Amish mafia kidnapped them and threw
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  Speaker 1: them in the middle of an Amish community and said here,
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  Speaker 1: good luck.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, although that would also be an interesting show. So
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  Speaker 4: that's all you want, Roger, it's real.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not. You can't. You can't have a mob
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  Speaker 3: without a computer.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, all the original mobs had torches and pitchforks, trust me,
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  Speaker 1: that's very Amish.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, do you know how long it would take them
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  Speaker 5: to get to you? Dan on a horse drum carriage.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't matter, They'll still get there. They're like, they're like
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  Speaker 1: Jason and Friday the thirteenth. You don't need to run,
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  Speaker 1: He just needs you to fall.
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  Speaker 5: They have to cross an ocean to get to you.
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  Speaker 5: There's no means to get there. Sorry, yeah, no, sorry,
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  Speaker 5: I've seen the previews for this. I've seen like half
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  Speaker 5: an episode. Please keep going because I know exactly what
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  Speaker 5: you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: So anyways, I came across this clip and I'd like
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  Speaker 2: to I I actually I can't remember the girl's name
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  Speaker 2: who is part of the suddenly Amish. She decides she
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  Speaker 2: wants to be Amish. But the Amish guy's name is Jacob.
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  Speaker 6: Oh did you know that I was going to be
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  Speaker 6: wearing blue too?
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  Speaker 3: No, I had no idea.
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  Speaker 6: It was my favorite color. Okay, okay, yeah, Jacob.
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  Speaker 7: I kind of have to pry things out of if
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  Speaker 7: I could get him to say something.
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  Speaker 2: Jacob, So you can't really make this stuff up, but
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  Speaker 2: this is true.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, the corn looks.
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  Speaker 4: Good, I see it now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no idea that Randy Quaid's character in
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  Speaker 1: Kingpin was so lifelike.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh, just a little chubbier, just a bit.
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  Speaker 5: They don't have electricity. How do you want them to
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  Speaker 5: cut their hair?
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  Speaker 3: This?
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  Speaker 4: This this is either.
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  Speaker 1: Randy Quaid in Kingpin hairstyle that someone in the Amish
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  Speaker 1: community saw and then decided to copy because they thought, hey,
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  Speaker 1: that looks swell, or Randy Quaid and the makers of
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  Speaker 1: king Pinn saw it in the Amish community and stole
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  Speaker 1: it from them. But ultimately I think we all know
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  Speaker 1: that Will from Stranger Things stole it from all of them,
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  Speaker 1: because that's the exact same haircut he has in almost
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  Speaker 1: every season of Stranger Things.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bowl cut.
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  Speaker 5: It's the will Byers, this is the this is four
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  Speaker 5: seasons of John Goodman in Roseanne.
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  Speaker 4: That's okay, So let me get this straight trace.
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  Speaker 1: So this particular episode of Suddenly Amish, this woman is
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  Speaker 1: the one suddenly Amish. Jacob's been Amish. I'm assuming his
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  Speaker 1: entire life, hence his struggle with speaking to women and
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  Speaker 1: his haircut.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, look, if it's Suddenly and you're a guy,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's maybe it's like the military. Maybe they give
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  Speaker 1: you that bowl cut on your way in.
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  Speaker 3: Now I think.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think your options on hairstyles and the Amish
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  Speaker 2: community are vast.
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  Speaker 4: Not many, very limited, not many blowouts. And in the
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  Speaker 4: Amish towns.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you're getting a high fade or anything.
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  Speaker 4: No Amish salons.
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  Speaker 5: I would love to do high fades on every homage
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  Speaker 5: guy I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when I first saw this, I I honestly, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I had to double check because I thought it was
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  Speaker 2: an snl skit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: I mean when I saw the preview for it, I
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  Speaker 5: was like, yep, that makes sense. It's there are people
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  Speaker 5: that are actively trying to be Amish.
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  Speaker 2: Well and but but Jacob has some surprises up his
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  Speaker 2: up his sleeve.
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  Speaker 3: So just.
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  Speaker 7: Jacob I kind of have to pry things out of
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  Speaker 7: if I could get him to say something other than okay, okay,
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  Speaker 7: I like your haircut. Okay, yeah, sometimes I get kind
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  Speaker 7: of tired of it.
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  Speaker 3: But that's kind of an amish style, so I don't style. Really.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's the perfect communicator.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's also Jacob's ow face.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, I don't want I'm not going to
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  Speaker 5: say the word, but it's it's basically right now.
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  Speaker 3: You could put Robert Downy.
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  Speaker 5: Junior's monologue from Tropic Thunder right here. He's saying, I
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  Speaker 5: am they want to be.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm out, go ahead.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like wild and free, you know what I mean. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: I have a tattoo. Okay, you don't have any tattoos,
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  Speaker 6: do you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, you don't. Really, they're all cutting of hidden.
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  Speaker 6: Oh well, I guess they'd have to be where you
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  Speaker 6: got them hidden, Jacob, Were.
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  Speaker 3: You on my back and on my leg? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: My gosh, you don't seem like a tattoo kind of guy.
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  Speaker 6: Good for you. Any other secrets you want to I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh you're gonna find out he was he was
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  Speaker 5: a he was a dig dancer somewhere like like.
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  Speaker 1: That's also where he's got one of his That's also
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  Speaker 1: where he's got one of his most prize tattoos.
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  Speaker 3: Oh he's kind of sweet, man. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 5: He seems very nice in.
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  Speaker 2: A simple jack kind of way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I think you're right. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's how he goes to bed every night, by watching
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  Speaker 1: his head movies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he went full.
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  Speaker 2: But clearly. Uh, you know, on the The Rum Springer,
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  Speaker 2: he he did some things.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask a quick question about the the garb
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  Speaker 1: on the lady's head?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so is that a bra?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I saw that in Weird Science in
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  Speaker 4: one scene.
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  Speaker 3: It's his No, they have to put their head.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, it's two buns on the sides, and then they
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  Speaker 5: have to cover it.
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  Speaker 4: Do they have to cover it?
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  Speaker 1: Because then they'll look like Princess Leiah And that just
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  Speaker 1: gets all the Amish men in a in a Rum Springer.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you. I don't know what turns Amish
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  Speaker 3: men on more than a barn lifting.
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  Speaker 8: Uh No, I mean lifting a bunch of wood, That's
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  Speaker 8: what I'm trying to say. But there's it's this is
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  Speaker 8: a funny story about when I just did a show
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  Speaker 8: in Philadelphia not too long ago. There are people that
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  Speaker 8: drive by because the i'mage still go horse and carriage
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  Speaker 8: mm hmm, and they'll throw firecrackers at them.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not making this up. Uh.
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  Speaker 5: There was one incident where one of the horses was
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  Speaker 5: shot and kept going because thought it was a firecracker.
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  Speaker 3: And died in the middle of the road.
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  Speaker 1: All right, do we need any more evidence that Philadelphians
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  Speaker 1: are the worst?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, they're awful.
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  Speaker 1: I mean shooting, shooting Amish horses or throwing firecrackers at
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  Speaker 1: them in general, that's just awful.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it's juvenile.
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  Speaker 1: I get it, Like you know, it's not juvenile juvenile crimes.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, to throw firecrackers, not to shoot a horse, I
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  Speaker 5: get that.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm even throwing fire crackers is illegal in most
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  Speaker 1: places these days, especially towards somebody.
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  Speaker 5: And when I did it, I didn't realize he was Amish.
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  Speaker 4: I was just being a dick like you fit right
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  Speaker 4: in and filthy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah so there, yeah, so you gotta keep we gotta
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  Speaker 3: keep this going.
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  Speaker 2: So Jacob's got a big surprise.
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  Speaker 3: I doubt it. Oh no, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Does he.
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  Speaker 6: Tune me out here next to the scornfield?
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  Speaker 3: I actually have my nipples pierce too. I'm leaving this
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  Speaker 3: show right now. I'm in this show.
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  Speaker 4: I am all in on this show.
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  Speaker 5: I'm leaving this show right now because I have to
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  Speaker 5: go cry the bats up.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to know are those nipples connected by
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  Speaker 1: a chain and is that connected by the wiener piercing
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  Speaker 1: down below?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here's why I pleasing this show right now.
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  Speaker 4: Please tell me he's got the triad.
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  Speaker 5: If he has a butt plug, we're leaving forever. We're never,
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  Speaker 5: We're never gonna look at each other again. Well, hang on,
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  Speaker 5: that face and nipple piercings. I can't undo.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you need to be worried about the
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  Speaker 1: man with an inserted butt plug. What you need to
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  Speaker 1: be worried about is the man who just recently pulled it.
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  Speaker 3: Out alid point. Yeah, they call it harvesting.
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  Speaker 2: Is he gonna try does he show it you know,
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  Speaker 2: let's find out.
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  Speaker 3: No, Jacob's full of.
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  Speaker 6: Surprises, just showing me out here next to the scornfield.
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  Speaker 3: I actually have my nipples pears too.
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  Speaker 6: No, I think you're lying. I would have been able
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  Speaker 6: to see it, I think.
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't believe can happen. I can't believe that.
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  Speaker 3: I can't either. Please don't do it.
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  Speaker 6: Let me see.
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  Speaker 3: You don't dare to show me you can touch it?
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  Speaker 9: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 3: Boy? That's how you step it up.
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  Speaker 6: I don't feel it. Your nipples are hard, but I
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  Speaker 6: don't feel it. You promise me you could show me.
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  Speaker 6: I just we shold me like this.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 6: I can't evenlieve that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, you really and now? God?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god? Is it just me?
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  Speaker 1: Or is Jacob into weightlifting? He's got himself a barbelle?
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  Speaker 3: Right, you and I just stopped being friends.
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  Speaker 2: Because I froze it at this perfect time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly right there. I cannot see that.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of feel like our friendship has been solidified
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  Speaker 1: because I didn't wake up this morning thinking that i'd
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  Speaker 1: be looking at an Amish nipple.
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  Speaker 4: But here we are.
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  Speaker 3: I can't stop looking at it. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 4: It's got the gravitational pull like the sun.
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  Speaker 3: He's got awful nipples, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's why you got to dress him up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's the dirty Amish secret why they are
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  Speaker 2: the way they are.
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  Speaker 3: They all have bad nipples.
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  Speaker 5: Now if the show was called bad Nipples, I'd watch it. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: but this is awful. And uh I'm Indian and we're
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  Speaker 5: hairy people. This is I mean, this is on next level.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not this Harry n that's not that didn't seem
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  Speaker 5: that bad.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Go look at a shirtless picture of David Hasselhof for
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  Speaker 1: Tom Selleck. That's Harry or if you can find one.
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  Speaker 1: Robin Williams rest in peach. Robin Williams was It was
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  Speaker 1: very Harry man. I think once Bigfoot saw Robin Williams
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  Speaker 1: in the forest and was like, who do I call
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  Speaker 1: about this?
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  Speaker 5: We need to finish this because he undid the suspenders
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  Speaker 5: to show the nipples.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's.
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  Speaker 6: There, you go, oh wow, you really do both of
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  Speaker 6: them even good for you, Oh, Jacob, it's good for you.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: And he did it more than once. That must have
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  Speaker 6: been pain.
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  Speaker 3: So that's Jacob who wants the.
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  Speaker 1: Only thing he was missing, the only thing he was
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  Speaker 1: missing is looking at her after he put his teeth
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  Speaker 1: away and said, you really should taste one.
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  Speaker 3: Taste one. Look.
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  Speaker 1: I imagine the role playing opportunities or options are very
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  Speaker 1: limited in the Amish community. So I imagine role playing. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: cow and Calf might.
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  Speaker 3: Be they can do, they can do.
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  Speaker 5: Uh children of the Corn they can.
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  Speaker 3: If you build it, they will come like they can
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  Speaker 3: do all of that. Oh that is true. I mean
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  Speaker 3: it's right there. Oh this is just. But what is
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  Speaker 3: what is the impetus to want to be Amish?
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  Speaker 1: I get it if you read enough comment sections on
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  Speaker 1: social media or YouTube. There have been times I've thought, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that might be better.
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  Speaker 5: To not have any electronics or any phone or computer
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  Speaker 5: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: It seems like an overreaction.
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  Speaker 1: But if you find the right or wrong comment section,
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  Speaker 1: going Amish seems like a viable option. It's along the
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  Speaker 1: same lines as saying I don't want to live on
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  Speaker 1: this planet anymore kind of a thing. And then you're like, well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want I don't necessarily want to leave the planet.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to go to one much simpler time.
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  Speaker 3: Or you can just turn everything off.
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  Speaker 4: You know, there's that option too.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, you don't have to be Amish.
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  Speaker 5: You can be offish, just turn everything off and go
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  Speaker 5: to sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Well, one requires more of a commitment.
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  Speaker 2: That's just a grumpy old man.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he can kind of equate it to quitting drinking,
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  Speaker 1: like Trey has done. So Trey has gone sort of
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  Speaker 1: the Amish route when it comes to drinking. Not gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen ever again, and there's no temptation on it.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of a deal.
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  Speaker 1: He can't just you know, put a glass in front
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  Speaker 1: of him and not drink it. I mean he could,
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  Speaker 1: but he doesn't do that on the regular basis, which
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  Speaker 1: would be the electronic equivalent.
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  Speaker 5: No, but I mean he still likes his Starbucks. I
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  Speaker 5: don't think the Amish do that. Like he has to
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  Speaker 5: have his vanilla cold brew, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's on his manly days.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know we've moved from the cinnamon latte.
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  Speaker 3: Is that where we've moved from? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it would vanilla colbrew.
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  Speaker 5: These days, vanilla col brew. See, and that's an everyday thing.
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  Speaker 5: No oh no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Look, okay, trust me, I'm sure the Amish, for all
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  Speaker 1: their limitations on things, they still have certain addictions or
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  Speaker 1: things that they still cling to. Within their amish construct.
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  Speaker 1: So they may not drink. They may not. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even I don't know if they dance or not. But
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  Speaker 1: like Trey, I bet, I bet they love some snicker
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  Speaker 1: doodle cookies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Jacob didn't look like he had missed a meal.
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  Speaker 3: He has his nipples peers, he didn't miss anything.
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  Speaker 2: So after going down that rabbit hole, I found another one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, no, I'd like.
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  Speaker 10: My body is very in tune with that.
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  Speaker 2: Introduce shall the terra Tara.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this is not my terra for anything.
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  Speaker 2: This is not your terra. I I hope not.
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  Speaker 3: I had an God rest your soul. But yeah, well
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  Speaker 3: let's let's meet Tara.
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  Speaker 10: When the sun comes up in the morning. My body
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  Speaker 10: is very in tune with that, and I just naturally
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  Speaker 10: always wake up whenever the sun rises, and I do
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  Speaker 10: my morning ritual sending my perennium.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, yep, I heard it.
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  Speaker 10: This is and I do my morning ritual sending my perennium.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh. This is the whitest thing I've ever seen
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  Speaker 3: in my life.
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  Speaker 2: I think it has to be, because I think if
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  Speaker 2: you're if not, I don't know how you could tell
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  Speaker 2: you're sunning your paranem.
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  Speaker 5: Right, when did the learning channels stop learning?
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  Speaker 4: They just gave up, Like, you know what, let's just
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  Speaker 4: go step it.
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  Speaker 3: This this is called fuck it. That's what the show
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  Speaker 3: should be called.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's called this is called My Strange Addiction.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Oh gotcha? Okay, so yeah, you know, yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: Pick up whenever the sun rises and I do my
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: morning ritual sending my perennium. I like to place my
• 20:25
  Speaker 10: perennium directly towards the sun because it's the divine masculine
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: energy to activate it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: It's one. Oh I wonder why I'm alone?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Oh no, trust me, she's not alone. Somewhere the cord,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Jacob is watching.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: He's watching hard.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: He's rubbing his pierce nipples.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: He looks like the guy for the water Boy, the
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: fat guy with pierce nippoles. And no one could understand
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: the Cajun version of Jacob.
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: Fords the sun because it's the divine masculine energy that
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: activates it. Its warm, penetrative rays provide vitamin D essential for.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: My well being.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, how.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: How many people volunteered for this shoot? Like in that
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: production meeting at TLC Central, how many camera operators or
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: directors of Photography coincidentally known as DPS were like, hands up,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I got this one. I volunteer his tribute for the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: sunning peraneum woman.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: They just sent her three iPhones and they're like, please
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: do this yourself.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Anything more than that is an HR violation.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you were the crew that had just
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: filmed Jacob's pierce nipples, this sounds like a bonus.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: You're right, Trey, if you just got done with the
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: almost Jacob shoot, you've earned Tara's sunning her paraneum shoot.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I would, Danny, I would go back to Jacob. I'm like,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, we left, We've seen too much.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: We're back here to you.
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: Now, that's our fault. We would like to be amish
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: as well. It turns out we think you're onto something.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: You don't want to meet her real quick? Was that
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: a dude in the bathtub or yes, well, while while.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: She was on her paraneum doing downward facing dog okay,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: just checking.
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: I like the sun to hit not just my perineum,
• 23:15
  Speaker 10: but my genital is ananus, so I like to stretch
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: in different ways to allow the sunlight to reach me.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I know it's distracting, but did you guys notice the
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: highway just off in the distance.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's surprised. Nobody honked. I just just wait.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, so she's now doing I don't know what yoga
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: pos you. She's quite flexible. Uh yeah, one leg on
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: the ground.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: One I'm a big fan of the American flag in
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: the back.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's saluting it in her special way.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Something Greenwood's playing in the background.
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: I'm going to go to the roof now.
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: Oh no, she really enjoys to stay in her nakedness,
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: in her enjoyment of nature and sensory experiences after she sons,
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: so it often.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt this, but I have a genuine question.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Is this the guy that led my hike on Mount
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Rain near last year? It looks a lot like him.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know her boyfriend was gay.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: And there's that, especially if you go back and think
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: about that cute hattie had on.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: In the tub.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because who wears a hat to the tub a commercial?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's two places you wear a hat and
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: tub this Alice commercial, this guy and Lee Major's on
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: the fall guy.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Oh and seed Thear's springs. There's there's a lot. There's
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: a lot of tubs in the hat over there, like,
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: but that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Just wasn't I think that was more like a bolero
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: than than just a regular hat.
• 25:17
  Speaker 11: So you know, oh good, gotcha? Okay, so helps our
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: is that? Okay, we're in the tub. Clearly, I just
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: don't get.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: It wet.
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: Nature and he does experience.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: This guy doesn't get anything wet, he.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: Says after she sons, so it often helps our sex life.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Oh good? She finally, she finally took off the bra.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I thought it was silly for her to be sunning
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: her privates while wearing a bra.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: So so now she's.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Now she looks like wine own a rider in the
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: South Park movie Just pink pong balls waiting.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Pointed towards the highway, it seemed hms wear hulks.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I would throw her off surprise. I would throw her
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: off the roof. That's that's what I would do. I
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: would just kick her straight in the back of the head,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: off the roof. What was that, honey? Did you hear something?
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: I feel like I here's something something back there.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I can't quite place it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: There's a forty two car pile up there on Route
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: sixty six. If you're not sure.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: It could be a forty two car pile up in.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Her Yeah, it's it's at mile marker Vagina.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Jeez, white people are weird.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: That's not fair.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Do not lump her into all white people because she's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: weird to us too.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ad show, it's a lot of you guys. I'm
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: just saying there's very few people of color on this
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: new season.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything about it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I have seen a couple of clips online, though, I
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: saw a black dude eating cardboard.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: So it's not all white people.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: No, No, that's the one.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: No, no, No, there's another.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: There's another.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: There's another person of color as well.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Uh, there's another black gentleman who's I don't know, he's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: eating something.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: But they got one guy sat cardboard and then and
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: there's a different guy doing something else. So it's not
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: just you know, TLC is still diverse in their casting.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: On my strange addiction.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: But I do appreciate the fact that she, you know,
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: is you know, like stretching, like, oh, she that's good
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: for the body.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, clearly she does her yoga.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: This is a tray. When we invented yoga, this is
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: not what we had in mind.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: How do you know you weren't there when it was invented.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: They may have started out this way.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they could have invented the Kamma cutra.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: You know, hand in hand.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't be hand in hand.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: That's a little too vanilla for the komma search er.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: It's more like hand in something else.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: It'd be hand in her is what it would be.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: She's a puppet.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Watch make her talk.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a ventriloquis show i'd go to.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would as well.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: But I mean she's she's doing a thing, looks very fit. Yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: I'll give her that.
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's it is a worry I have that someone
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: will see her and then she'll have an experience and
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: interaction that is unwanted while she's sunning.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eventually someone's gonna drive by, blow their horn and go.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Nice, can't mm hmm and take it as an invitation, which,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: let's be honest.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: If if if you.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Are driving by on that particular stretch of highway and
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you just happen to look to your left towards the
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: horizon and you see a woman presenting like a baboon
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: on the top of her camper. I would take that
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: as an invitation, So I get I get where he's
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: coming from.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're at least gonna go down there and
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: see what other attractions they have, because if that's what
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: they're sting to the road, who knows.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the God, you are not lying. And I think
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: we just found the way to take down BUCkies.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I was about to say the same thingies.
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: Yes, I just hope the bathrooms clean.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Whatever, what doesn't even matter. I can't wait to make
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: the logo.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Talk about beaver nuggets.
• 30:42
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