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People ask me all the time 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: Allie and I have a bit of a cultural observation that we're laying out on people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nobody really ever says, people ask me all the time.
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  SPEAKER_03: And every influencer starts their video with people ask me all the time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why does my health smell so good?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because I have this new and then they launch right into their product launch.
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  SPEAKER_03: Which by the way, side note, TV commercials now are starting to lean into the look of influencer commercials.
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  SPEAKER_03: You'll notice this from time to time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like if you're streaming something and it pops on, you'll get lost and be like, whoa, am I on TikTok?
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  SPEAKER_03: Like they're making the commercials on TV now look this underproduced person standing in their kitchen being like, and look at this.
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  SPEAKER_03: I just bought this.
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  SPEAKER_03: People ask me all the time, how come I can cut vegetables quicker than a professional chef?
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  SPEAKER_03: It slices, it dices.
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  SPEAKER_03: And they're doing that now in real like commercial settings.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it's it's kind of annoying because I this is gonna burn on people really fast.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's already starting to burn in the world of influencing where they're doing people are asking me all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's how they make their money, is they get it, they get a cut of whatever they're hawking on their channel.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know how it works.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's the free nobody can get away from people asking all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, and then we start using it in our daily life.
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  SPEAKER_01: And no, no one's asking you all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I want to play this one really quick.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, what time are you guys gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you get asked all the time about the boo bus?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: But that is actually something we get asked sometimes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sometimes.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was an old thing we did like 20 years ago where we were taking people to haunted locations in the twin tiers.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hooked up with terps, they drove us around, great folk.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh people ask me all the time, is your prostate always this firm?
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you get it.
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  SPEAKER_03: So we were saying, we'll give you a legend's gift card.
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  SPEAKER_03: I want to hear an absurd people ask me all the time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because Merle, read Merl's.
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  SPEAKER_03: Merl's was like, it's it's too official.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I it I actually do get asked if I've thought about using Ozempic.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, who would ask you that?
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  SPEAKER_02: If you've thought about using it?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um but for you, Merle.
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  unknown: Oh, oh Zempic!
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  SPEAKER_00: I lowered my A1C and lost weight while I was sleeping.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: Ask your healthcare provider about the Ozempic try some.
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  SPEAKER_03: So there you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: So if you guys can come up with a good people ask me all the time, like, is your prostate always this hard?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's hilarious.
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  SPEAKER_01: Isn't it though?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because I mean, that's that's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's that's what we're looking for.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're looking for absurd.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no one no one asks ever.
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  SPEAKER_03: Period.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's a big three.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to die.
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  SPEAKER_03: And three.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to die.
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  SPEAKER_03: Two, one.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're listening to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, let's be real.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's not even just businesses.
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  SPEAKER_01: My one girlfriend, she has been Jessica Smith for probably 18 years.
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  SPEAKER_01: I still call her Jessica Poff.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's her maiden name.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I have her saved as Jessica Poff.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I'll ever change.
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  SPEAKER_03: Heather is in my phone as Heather Hale, her maiden name, and she's been married twice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Over the span of 30 plus years.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Some things you just can't change.
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  SPEAKER_01: You just can't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Krista Pike remains hospitalized in critical condition.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the woman who she was going to die by lethal injection, but didn't die.
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  SPEAKER_01: They put two lethal injections in her, and she's like, still here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Still kicking.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_03: He's like, that was a very interesting situation.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not joking.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was this exact quote.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, well, you're not really wrong on that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, they couldn't find her vein.
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  SPEAKER_01: They they had seven needles that they inserted in her.
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  SPEAKER_03: You mean to tell me you're planning to put someone down and you don't have a phlebotomist on hand?
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: Put someone down.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, what are you?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I got I got blood work taken recently, and I was curious if they could find my vein because I have so many tattoos.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the woman's like, oh, we go by feel anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't worry about it.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's how they find my vein.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you have one more for me?
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  SPEAKER_02: The big three.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: No trouble finding that thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't make me laugh because then I hacked and wheeze.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_01: Becoming a child out of pride.
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  SPEAKER_01: An I was substitute teacher was fired after offering students extra credit for donating to her personal GoFundMe.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's listen, I'm about to open one right here.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll shut up if you actually put some money in the account.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, come on now.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's just for Doug.
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  SPEAKER_01: She was looking for$1,800 to fund a trip to Ecuador for a medical mission with her husband and told, oh yeah, you can get it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You want an A?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: 80 bucks.
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  SPEAKER_01: She has now been dismissed for obviously an ethics policy violation.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, while I'm I I'm still gunning for a dismissal.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wanna see the vein?
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  unknown: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's the big three.