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USA is out and Ally's Gus Macker is in · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Good morning! Good morning! You know how yeah You know how yesterday you and I were like uh wow, your hair is really high.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's distracting.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's happening?
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  SPEAKER_00: It kind of looks like uh pebbles, doesn't it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it's uh way up there.
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  SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
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  SPEAKER_00: I put on I put in some dry shampoo and it gave it- You sure wasn't glue?
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  SPEAKER_00: It gave it a lot of volume.
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  SPEAKER_00: A lot.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like this huge it I it's like a skyscraper in the middle.
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  SPEAKER_00: It looks like a hair bow.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I only put my hair half up, half down.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I really like this look.
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  SPEAKER_00: You don't like this look.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I I'm not gonna say I don't like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You look half finished if you really want the truth.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, this is adorable.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's just this is a really cute hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna throw me off all day.
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  SPEAKER_01: My eye's gonna catch it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be like, whoa, what is going on?
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a bird, there's a crow on Allie's head.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know what they said.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, a higher the hair.
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  SPEAKER_00: Closer to God.
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  SPEAKER_01: Amen, sister.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I uh I I was gonna start with this before that distracted me.
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  SPEAKER_01: So yesterday, you know how we were, we've been half joking.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're like, uh, anybody knocking.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anybody working today?
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  SPEAKER_01: Anybody with us, you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we've got some of our regulars here.
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  SPEAKER_01: In fact, Natalie's gonna start us off in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have a text I have to read from her.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know, it was I don't want to say it was quiet.
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  SPEAKER_01: It it just it was one of these things we're like, okay, uh, we know that we're right after the fourth.
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  SPEAKER_01: A lot of people take vacation and you know, it seems quieter.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I left here yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: What time do we leave here?
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  SPEAKER_01: It was like one something, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it wasn't uh or somewhere around there.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what time you left, but yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you were here longer?
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  SPEAKER_01: I was teasing your hair, I see.
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  SPEAKER_00: Teasing my hair, trying to finagle this stupid podcast that's been taking way too long to upload.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: Computer issues.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I've got computer issues.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then as I'm driving home, I'm like, oh, this is weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was real quiet driving home.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like even intersections where I'm like, oh, normally there'd be people, it just didn't feel as busy.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I think we are in a vacation week for a lot of people.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it was dead, dead this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: But do you remember during the pandemic when no one was on the road?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, weird, weird flex.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was the most glorious commute to work.
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  SPEAKER_00: I loved it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Going home.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just wanted to gun it to 160.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, you probably could.
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  SPEAKER_01: That would have been the time to do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, so I do want to start with Natalie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and she goes, good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Summer of uh a World Cup.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, bummer.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, bummer of a World Cup game for the U.S.
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  SPEAKER_01: last night uh as we were eliminated.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm just gonna play them for here you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Defeat of the U.S.
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  SPEAKER_02: is heads and take it to the Belgian bummer picked up in the box.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's a man like him behind the wall.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I have no clue what's going on.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know either.
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  SPEAKER_01: Four to one was the uh was the and I I have kids in soccer, and I'm like, what is this?
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  SPEAKER_00: I know one of my best girlfriends always we always went to her games, and I just never got into it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Never understood uh recall.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, four to one.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I say this.
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  SPEAKER_01: At this point, since U.S.
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  SPEAKER_01: is out, the rest of FIFA can leave.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get out of the U.S.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're done with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get out, get out, pack your crap, get your balls, and go.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: You can now look towards the Gus Macker next Friday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be playing I'll be playing in the Gus Macker.
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  SPEAKER_00: On Friday or Saturday?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm the kickoff celeb celebrity.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm the kickoff celebrity.
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  SPEAKER_01: Keep that hair high.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh well, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can alley oop with that thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've got.
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  SPEAKER_00: What is Allie Alley ooped?
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  SPEAKER_00: That'd be amazing.
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  SPEAKER_00: So now you guys can come watch me next Friday, 6 o'clock, downtown Elmyra, right, but right in front of Empire Sports, shooting some hoops.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are they shutting down the roads?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they always do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a huge thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's shut down the road.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, nobody's out anyway, so what's the problem?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who cares about FIFA?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get out, FIFA.
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  SPEAKER_01: You were done with you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come to the Gus Macker next Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: All you've done is bore us for the past God knows how many weeks that you've been doing this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I have uh I have a message in my inbox about the Gus Macker, and then I'm supposed to be going to some volunteer meeting.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're like, you don't have to next Tuesday, and I was like, well, if I don't have to.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why we're screaming there.
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  SPEAKER_00: I really don't want to go.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, Natalie goes on to say, only four weeks until NFL preseason.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, not yet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gus Macker, next Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: How about the Halloween store signs already up next to McDonald's on Chambers Road?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that up alright?
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  SPEAKER_01: How about not yet?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, if we're gonna talk not yet, you can't let me have NFL preseason.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can't have your GD Halloween yet until you know what?
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's September.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not until after I play this basketball game.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, is that the that's the over the hump of summer?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm gonna be able to do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: We thought the days were starting to get shorter because summer solstice hit.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's after the Gus Smacker.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just meant after uh, as far as sports go, it has to be after my event.
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  SPEAKER_01: And who's Gus?
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  SPEAKER_01: And how did he get the nickname of a smacker?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, not not smacker, macker.
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  SPEAKER_01: Macker.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't I have no clue.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because Mackin has a different meaning now than it did years ago, I feel like, you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't you?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, you Mac on somebody.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm talking about?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And is Gus like really a player?
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  SPEAKER_00: Is Gus Macker around?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not like a basketball player, like just a player.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh Gus Macker is rooted in Michigan.
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  SPEAKER_00: The famous three-on-three basketball tournament was founded in 1974 by Scott Gus Macker.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, he's good guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: In his mother's backyard.
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  SPEAKER_00: This went from his mother's backyard to Elmyra, New York.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that sounds right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, by the way, you might be playing against uh Gavin's soccer coach, Coach Collins.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you if I am or not.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know which team I'm I I know who's on my I know who's on my team and I know who's on the opposing team.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because like I said, this is the who are you playing with?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let's hear that.
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  SPEAKER_00: On my team is uh it's Allie Payne, local radio personality.
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  SPEAKER_01: Excellent.
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  SPEAKER_00: James Perry, Elmyra Express Boys JV head coach, school counselor EDA.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that no, but that's a good sign.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you got a head coach there, he's gotta have some skills.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh then there's uh Zachy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Zachy!
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  SPEAKER_01: Zachy.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know who I don't know if that's how to say his name is Z-A-K-H-I, or is it Zakai?
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  SPEAKER_01: It could be Zakai.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Zakai or Zaki.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like Zaki.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's go with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, unless his name's Zakai and he's like, man, you're annoying.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, he's the founder of Shar Studios.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then we have uh my pastor, Jahara Shaz uh Shazer, which is lead pastor of City of Light.
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  SPEAKER_00: The other team, Team Marshall.
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  SPEAKER_00: Boo! Come on, boo too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Boo.
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  SPEAKER_00: Marshall uh Frere from Director of Downtown Development.
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  SPEAKER_00: Remember, we used to work with him with Gaffer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh Faith McNich, third grade Hoop Prodigy from Horses.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hoop Prodigy, look out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Third grade.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're done.
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  SPEAKER_00: Guess who's gonna lose Faith?
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  SPEAKER_00: I got the faith that Allie Payne's team is gonna win.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Willie Owen, really?
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: I have like a six foot eight black guy on my team.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'll be all right.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that third grader can take out knees.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who else is in there?
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  SPEAKER_00: Willie Owens, founder of the Program for Peace, and Emmy Sofley, uh founder of Runway for a Cause.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you also know Emily, don't you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Emmy Emmy?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I can see you throwing elbows just to get going.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I might just hip check Marshall too while I'm at it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.