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#241 Pocket Money Fails & Canteen Gossip · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: That was delicious. A little snacky poop we had there.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome. Dense banana bread. Dense banana bread. Also very
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  Speaker 1: like yoky egg that we just had on that little
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  Speaker 1: bacon eggroll. You've got all the egg I got? Did
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  Speaker 1: I really? I scraped it off the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you say something? I'm just polite like that. You
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  Speaker 1: should have said something. I was thinking. Meanwhile, Vick was like,
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  Speaker 1: we're fucking an l a for record, Welcome back to
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: two noting dads. I am Maddie Ja and this is
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  Speaker 1: a podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it
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  Speaker 1: is the bad and the late. And if you come
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  Speaker 1: for advice, shut up. What are you doing? You're in
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  Speaker 1: the wrong place. What are you doing here? Stay, stay
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  Speaker 1: a while, have a seat. Don't think she's doing one
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  Speaker 1: little check. That's what I like it. He's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she said, Limba, Dan's a lucky man. She's going to
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  Speaker 1: read it now like a little possum vicar. She's just like.
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  Speaker 2: Scurry the Speaking of possums, there's a possumus. There's a
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  Speaker 2: possum in the tree near the park at rocket Ship Park.
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  Speaker 2: For those of you playing along at home, which is
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  Speaker 2: in Warrwood, which some people were like, I know, rockets.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a rocket ship park at BONDI. That's probably
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  Speaker 1: better than I've seen your one. You're supposed to go.
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  Speaker 1: Your rocket ship park is fucking proper, proper, like launches
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  Speaker 1: you up and down and like you get not quite
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  Speaker 1: zero gravity. But it's you've got the rocket ship park
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  Speaker 1: that works. That's just the aesthetics how doesn't work. It's
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  Speaker 1: just like enough about the rockets and the ships. Possums.
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  Speaker 1: There's possums in the tree. And I was like, look,
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's a possum in the tree. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, but there's a possum in the tree
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  Speaker 2: right there, Okay, in a little burrow, in a little nest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And she's like, yeas been there for years. That's
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  Speaker 1: a spot had a name. I can't remember the name.
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  Speaker 1: I'll figure it out, but just thought that reminded me
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  Speaker 1: of that, and I was like, how have I I'm
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  Speaker 1: quite observant and I missed this one. Okay, do you
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  Speaker 1: have any posslems. I'm just saying that everyone else knows
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  Speaker 1: about this possible but me, I don't know. Did you
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  Speaker 1: know about the possible well, actually I did know about
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  Speaker 1: the puzzle. Keep us updated on the possum. I will
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  Speaker 1: actually like now that we know about the possum. It
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  Speaker 1: was like tucked into a little burrow like they have babies. Okay,
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: fixed fu. It was the bacon. Is that what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a bad mood? Look, I apologize. That's hot.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bit warm in here. The lights are on,
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  Speaker 1: We're full of bacon egg rolling. I'm still a little
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  Speaker 1: bit sick. So alay, let's go, let's push on. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: let's just start off, and let's just take a moment
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  Speaker 1: to really say thank you to Ash for sucking it up,
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  Speaker 1: getting dressed, coming in here, dragging himself into the studio
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  Speaker 1: and being here for the record. After I could only imagine,
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  Speaker 1: it's just been a horrible forty eight hours with this illness.
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  Speaker 1: What have you got since Friday? What I got? Just
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  Speaker 1: the man for now? Everyone's been sick in my house.
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  Speaker 1: It's been brutal. Stinks in there.
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  Speaker 2: I had to get out, what do you mean just
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  Speaker 2: stinks like people in inhabiting the place that haven't haven't
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  Speaker 2: left the house. I literally walked out of the house
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  Speaker 2: for the first time today in like four days.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, people are like, hey, how are you
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  Speaker 1: when you're like, oh that I can't. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to talk anymore. Anyway, It's plenty to be here.
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  Speaker 1: So has anyone else been told about the possum story
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  Speaker 1: or have you been holding onto that.
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  Speaker 2: Since it's a good get and that's the first one
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  Speaker 2: that's you're the first people check notes.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, Ash has an exciting update on
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  Speaker 1: possums next week, we have an update on the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Just when you thought that coming to an end, because
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  Speaker 1: Vick was like, ah, you guys are get another fucking
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  Speaker 1: or what about my side? We're coming in and she's
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  Speaker 1: bluddy painted, her size, she's got jacuzzi in the corner,
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  Speaker 1: used jet ski. He's got skylight coming down from her end.
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  Speaker 1: She's got photos of these kids. We don't even know
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  Speaker 1: who they are. Your kids beautiful? And who's this lumber
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  Speaker 1: over here?
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  Speaker 2: I want to point this this photo out really quick.
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  Speaker 2: Just had a frame, she's had a frame.
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  Speaker 1: It's young Vic? How old Vic? How old is that turtle?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon? That looks like preschool?
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  Speaker 4: Like you maybe five years old?
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  Speaker 1: No fence? You would you you were so tall? Your
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  Speaker 1: manchild you've got to be older than that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know my ages.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe seven six.
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  Speaker 1: You're ready to fight? Look at those fists.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, terrified of the teenager.
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  Speaker 2: Just a handy hint on throwing punches. Don't tuck your
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  Speaker 2: thumby in, You'll break it.
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  Speaker 1: She's standing next to I'll get you a Ninja Turtle?
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  Speaker 1: Is that Leonardo? A teenage Leonard looks like he's been
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  Speaker 1: on the source. Tell her, I'll tell you what I'm enough.
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  Speaker 4: I think that was that Sydney Wonderland.
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  Speaker 1: My uncle was the manager of Wonderland, so we used
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  Speaker 1: to go for free all the time. Yeah, after hours,
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  Speaker 1: like after hours, it was like the last it was like.
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  Speaker 2: A god, should we ride the roller coaster?
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  Speaker 1: I'll gue you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't want to hear I was in the teenage being
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  Speaker 3: Ninja Turtle fan club?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? What does that entailed? Pizza? I think.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was just like you received like a
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  Speaker 4: newsletter once a year and maybe some.
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  Speaker 1: Stickers and with what's happening?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, no, you've got a badge, like a police badge,
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  Speaker 4: turtle badge. So he feels like a member.
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  Speaker 1: And did you were you into it?
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  Speaker 3: Is that so into?
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  Speaker 4: I watched every episode. That's why I wanted to be
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  Speaker 4: a journalist. I wanted to be April O'Neill.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, the good thing is your T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: There's something that correlates to that. Writing is fun.
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  Speaker 3: Writing is fun.
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  Speaker 1: The nerds, the bullies a big fucking that time with
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  Speaker 1: that one you do. You're a very good writer.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And you're looking great with your new green wall.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you your standard.
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  Speaker 1: That for me, the green wall is expanding. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a virus. I've got the lone white wall there and
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: you got the shelves. Yeah, I feel like you think
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  Speaker 1: we overordered on the shelves.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it's sort of like when you've started
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  Speaker 4: dating someone and then they give you like a draw
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  Speaker 4: or like we're married. The things are true. It's not
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  Speaker 4: a threesome.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, my wife listens to this podcast is mine.
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  Speaker 3: But thank you for giving me some shelves.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, that's your Christmas present. Hey, someone made a suggestion.
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  Speaker 1: Were posted a video about little tour of the studio
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  Speaker 1: and what belongs on our shelves and someone had a suggestion,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you put poppies and bilical cord on the shelf,
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: which is still currently my bedside table, along with the utensils,
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: the clamps and the That's what I used because the guy,
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  Speaker 1: the obstetrician, was like, this will just go on the
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  Speaker 1: bin take them, and I was like, I don't try.
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  Speaker 2: You're telling me, Yeah, what about your mom? Does your
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: mom have your foreskin still?
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  Speaker 1: No, she didn't keep that unfortunately, So maybe I'll bring
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  Speaker 1: in the ambilical cord. It's very like it's like a raisin.
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  Speaker 1: It's tiny, tiny, it's black.
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  Speaker 3: Now why is it on your bedside table?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's fun to chew on. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to fell off. I put it there and
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  Speaker 1: then and then I never left and so it's still there.
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  Speaker 1: And then how begins? It's how it starts. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: going to have a fridge full of human remains and
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  Speaker 1: if that happens, like, I just want you to know
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  Speaker 1: that you can visit me whenever you want in prison.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, did Lola's tooth fall out?
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  Speaker 1: No? I don't know. If it's wobbling. Lola's ever she
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  Speaker 1: gets my phone, she always records a video being like,
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  Speaker 1: hey guys, I got a wobbly tooth. Got a couple.
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  Speaker 1: She's logging, she's vlogging about her wobbly teeth, and to
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  Speaker 1: be honest, I just said it was wobbly, just to
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  Speaker 1: kind of like Bill Gibson because everyone that's a pretty
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  Speaker 1: good reference because all the kids are losing teeth and
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  Speaker 1: my kids haven't lost any teeth yet. And it was
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  Speaker 1: just easier. And I know you're gonna roll your eyes
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  Speaker 1: at this, dick, it was easy for me to say,
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  Speaker 1: you got wobbly teeth. And Lula was like, how many?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, on three. And so she
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  Speaker 1: keeps telling people it's about to fall out.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like I was, yeah, looking to see her going,
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  Speaker 2: You're about to fall out, and your behind a.
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  Speaker 1: Going literally so youah, no teeth have fallen out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so she's still got all of the baby teeth, all
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  Speaker 1: the baby teeth. Nic although did do did do the
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  Speaker 1: X ray? The teeth are there, apparently according to the dentist,
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  Speaker 1: Oh you did a pre test. Well, Marley, we were
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  Speaker 1: a little bit worried because she lost a tooth. And
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: I hope my brother is okay with me showing this information.
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  Speaker 1: You've shared this plenty times. Okay, great, My brother only
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  Speaker 1: ever had two adult teeth. Roughly ballpark. Yeah, he just
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: was born without them, so it looks.
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  Speaker 3: Like a baby teeth.
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  Speaker 1: So he's now he could have fake teeth. It looks great.
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  Speaker 1: He's had a lot of work done. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: the University of Queensland did a study on him, because
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  Speaker 1: that actually quite rare.
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  Speaker 3: That would be very it's.
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  Speaker 1: A rare case. How dare you laugh at my brother?
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  Speaker 1: That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: So you think Lola or Marley could have that.
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  Speaker 1: Is a genetic I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: But you're their dad, correct, But he's my brother, same Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: And also, my puberty came in very late. Hell, I
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  Speaker 1: must have been like nineteen what eighteen? Maybe? What? No way?
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  Speaker 1: Very late? No way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you say coming in.
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  Speaker 1: You Victoria above the belt.
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  Speaker 3: Please, sorry, poor Joseph.
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  Speaker 4: It was when you say puberty is coming in? Yes,
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  Speaker 4: what do you mean by that? Is this a gradual
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  Speaker 4: thing over years?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just took me a long time. I feel
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: like for man, the final step is facial hair. But
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know I was waiting. He doesn't know what
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  Speaker 1: he's talking about. I was waiting for underarm hair. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And that you think that's the mark, you've hit it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was waiting. I was like, I'm not yet a
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  Speaker 1: man until I've got the underarm hair. It just wouldn't come.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe there's a problem with my jeans.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm on my late baby. Yeah, okay, who knows.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor, so wait what I know? All right? Well, housekeeping,
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  Speaker 1: And first of all, I want to say we are
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  Speaker 1: actually already in housekeeping.
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  Speaker 2: I just hope that everyone is surviving the first few
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: days of school holidays.
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  Speaker 4: Three days into holidays, you're in Bali, I'm in Vietnam,
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  Speaker 4: and Ash is in school holiday.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, I'm sitting here waiting for you guys to come back.
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  Speaker 1: I actually I just told Aple that you guys haven't
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  Speaker 1: gone anywhere. I've got to go in heaps more so here,
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  Speaker 1: I am what are you going to do? School holidays?
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, I forgot how do you forgar that?
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  Speaker 1: I just think if I tune it out, maybe it
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: won't happen. The kids can continue to be interesting approach
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  Speaker 1: that you've taken.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, does April handle it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Actually she has handled it for majority of us, okay,
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  Speaker 2: for majority of Like I'm gonna be there.
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  Speaker 1: That's called weaponized and confidence. And I think you're better
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  Speaker 1: than that, am I?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Look, I think there's a couple of You've got
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  Speaker 2: a couple of camp days on like.
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  Speaker 1: Sports thing to motivate, motivate two days.
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  Speaker 2: Of that ones with the Manly Seagulls, which is good
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  Speaker 2: because he's pretty much a local down there.
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  Speaker 1: They do mainly segals in babysitting.
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  Speaker 2: What now they do, like I think all likes struggling financially,
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: same with like the paramount of eels and stuff like that,
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: because it's all about grassroots, the grassroots.
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  Speaker 1: It all sinks down to the lower which is the children.
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  Speaker 1: The children, and they're like stay with us, yeah them Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they have the motivate camp on the day that
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  Speaker 2: happens to be a man must be a manly sponsored day.
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  Speaker 1: And then a couple of players turn to do a
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: couple of things. But Ask has met them all that
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  Speaker 1: many times? They like has a kid? Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: All the other kids will be like, oh my god,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: the manly players, and Ask is like you again, so
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: you followed me around? It's got anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So Mother's Day was just in May. Okay, we are
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: in June. But I was meant to talk to you
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  Speaker 2: about this.
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  Speaker 1: Then I forgot the size of an epidural needle. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know how big they were.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw these everywhere on Mother's Day. Actually, that
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  Speaker 4: must have been the new campaign, like get us a
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  Speaker 4: fucking present, because look at the size of this needle.
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  Speaker 1: April didn't have one because she had the Caesar. She
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: had no salad. She had the Caesar salad.
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  Speaker 2: No, we both You still have the epidural, yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: it was the first one was emergency and the second one.
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  Speaker 1: You can still offer an epidura if you want, even
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  Speaker 1: know it's going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Because essentially what they want to do is you don't
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: want to feel anything from here down.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: So what do they durs? I'm probably asking the wrong
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: person these kind of question is I think? So?
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  Speaker 3: Hi big Well, I was like, can I please?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have a vaginal birth?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: I had two sea sections, same as Lewis, the same
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  Speaker 4: as April. I had an emergency and then a planned
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  Speaker 4: I knew that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, when's your birthday recently?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, when you get a c section, you get a
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  Speaker 4: spinal block or they if you've already had an epidural
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  Speaker 4: and it's had to go into c section, that's why
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  Speaker 4: you've got it. But it's it's generally they do a
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  Speaker 4: spinal block. It acts the same as an epidural but
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  Speaker 4: it literally cuts off all the feeling from your waist down.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was exactly say that, exactly exactly word.
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  Speaker 4: It's the weirdest feeling I got to say.
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  Speaker 2: But this is it's just quickly just here go look
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  Speaker 2: at the fucking side of that thing that makes me squam.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's that's like half a meter. That's like
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  Speaker 1: a swords.
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  Speaker 4: And can I just say when I had to get
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: both of mine in, Dan wasn't allowed in the room
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: because they don't want your partner.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: In for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 1: Fat, that's what happened me there, you goucking.
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  Speaker 4: Men anyway, Wow wow, sorry, love men, Love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: You're five, you know what, You're part of the problems.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, But it's really hard because you've got this giant
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: belly in front of you and you've got to bend
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  Speaker 4: over so they can get a nice like.
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  Speaker 1: Don't fat, shame down.
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  Speaker 3: Hard bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: And then the midwife she holds your hand because your
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  Speaker 3: partner can't come in. It's awful.
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  Speaker 1: See I did that. I held the hand and that's
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  Speaker 1: what did me over.
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  Speaker 3: Dan wasn't allowed.
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  Speaker 4: He had to stay in the outside room. He's just
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: sitting there like what the fuck? And then I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: where's my partner. I just want to hold his hand.
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  Speaker 4: I held the hand of the midwife.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably a sturdier hand. I would say. Also, it's
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: important to remind people that growing up, men get random
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: erections which is the same size as and every during
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  Speaker 1: you know, and that's a title awkward pain I would
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  Speaker 1: not want to put on you when you've got to
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  Speaker 1: tuck it up against your belt and it fucking like
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: it's robbing. You gotta be god, mushroom head. That's just
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  Speaker 1: like it doesn't feel good. Consider considering yourself like it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to go through that because.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I just wanted to bring to your at tension
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  Speaker 1: and like that's it is. Thank you. Don't underestimate the
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  Speaker 1: size of that needle. Women are amazing. Thank you you
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  Speaker 1: good cover that.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Bab Now I've been sick. No, actually I want I'll spare.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I'll spare this conversation because this is probably more of
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: a behind closed doors conversation to have with you.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Anyway, there's nothing off limits here. What's happened?
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  Speaker 3: It's disgusting.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: People love it. People, that's all they needed. People when
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I asked because we had a three year anniversary and
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I wrote in the Facebook grip and I was like,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: what are your favorite moments? And a couple of people
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: were like, Ash wanking in the shower.
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  Speaker 4: No, but I reckon that's because they like to see
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: hash injuring himself.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: With an injury. It doesn't.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: But I just wanted to ask you, when you're sick, okay,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: and you're you know what you're meant to be resting,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: you're at home, you're bored, you.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Get every every drop of fluid is important, every drop
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: of fluid, well said, dehydrated. So what I think what.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Kept happening and I've done this for is where I
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: rest so much, but I'm also bored, and when I
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: start to feel a bit better, I think maybe I
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: could wank.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: And then I do, and then I feel worse, like
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: it depletes my energy. Is that is that a real thing?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: How vigorous are you being?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: But like I'm asking you, does that happen to you sometimes?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: If I'm really hungover, trying and jerk it out and
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: it feels good for it. Afterwards you're like, yay, and
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: then that's the noise I make after I come back. Yeah,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: and then it's been the regret and then and it's
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: down Neil. From there, you kind of slump back into
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I think I did it twice. I was like, I
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm feeling heaps better, and then twice
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh, I got a problem.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Shut up. It's over four days twice. Over four days
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: is eight times.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: But I was like, Okay, I get to like, I'm
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: feeling better, starting to I feel like I'm recuperating, and
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: then I just two steps forward, one step back.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: It would be the same as going for a light jog. Yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: you like too much, too much elevated heart rate, your body.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Your body is still recovering. I'm so bored. Watch a movie,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: read a book. It all ends up the same way.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: It's such a male response, I'm so bored. I just
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: have to work.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: When it comes out of your mouth, it sounds weird.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: When I go down the mine, it sounds perfectly noise
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: PlayStation because it ends the same. I'm I'm just in
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: a comfy your chair anyway, Moving on, no injury off.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Just yeah, just a couple, just yeah, probably, yes, I
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: didn't wait three times before.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: The listeners are like, did you slip a fall in
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: your car? Where's the pain? Those pain was internal? Oh yeah,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I need to make just really quickly. I won't dwell
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: on this. And maybe it's Laura. Maybe she was like
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I think she did a post what she said, third
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: child is the gateway drug to more children.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she said that yesterday.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: And I was like, because everyone's like, have a fourth,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: join us. All the families of four kids are like,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: come come to the darks. Were happy. Look at us.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: You can be like us. Yeah, you look like ships amount.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: So I just need to say just very quickly. You know,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to dwell in it. Like I said,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: short and sharp, We're not gonna have a fourth. Not
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: going to happen. Have I had of a Secondmy No,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I haven't to get one. I will at some point.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I got a guy. I don't need your guy. I've
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: got my guy. The fourth we're two or too old.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Now too old. I'm thirty eight, thirty nine, thirty nine
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: in July, so you know I don't have time for
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: that six. To be specific, there is the rain Man
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: has spoken. Can I ask you a very quick question
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: and this will wrap up housekeeping? I think very quickly.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: This is stressing me out. It's causing me so much anxiety.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: So we are going to Bali right currently, I'm in Bali.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: When you listen to this, you go, where's mounts in Bali?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: But right now, must be honest, I'm in the studio
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: in a great looking I'm confused. So flight over to Bali? Right?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You know how like last time I went there, I
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: flew over by myself with the kids, with the kids.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: And if people are like you got a Ballei a
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: lot because my wife works over there. Okay, what is
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: the hard working family?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Just preface that you're actually are, thank you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: So there's five of us now, me, Laura, the other three,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: the other three. The plane that we're on is a
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: two four to two configure out Oh this again? Okay,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, do you know what makes sense? Just
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: the roll four? Right? Well an agreeance there, roll four
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: And if you're thinking, hang on a second, four seats
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: five people, how's that going to work? Entrances to exits
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: poppies eight months So she we share her.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: She shared she's on her lap, she's seatless, she can
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: sit anywhere.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Correct. Okay, so we're all understanding of the situation currently.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: So here is the question, the question that people get
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: in to, the question parents have wanted answers to for years,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: And I'm now faced with this exact dilemma we didn't
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: we if it's the same question that we've been through,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: we're doing this again. Oh okay, I'm going to shut
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: the fuck up. I've got it. You see it only
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: listen to this. I've been sitting the whole time. Good,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Do I get the row with the bassinette? Keeping in
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: mind that the arm rest are locked when you're in
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: the row with the bacinet, the arm rest are locked.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Now the bacinet obviously Poppy a bit old, but the
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: bassinet's there.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Remind me how old Poppy will be on the flight.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: That's a good question. No one knows. No, she's nine months,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: nine months and fucking what she's coming up to ten months?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ash, You're welcome. So do I get? Do
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I get the bassinet row? But then the armrest of locks?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: You can't you know? The kids want to lay laying
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: your lap? Or do I just piss off the bascinet.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Go for a row where there's no bascinet, but the
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: arm wrest will go up, so you can like make
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: it one big long row.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Let's do this, don't do the bascinet. Okay, you have
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Poppy and then the other three you just fight it out.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: So you just put Poppy on your lap. Sorry, I'll
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: take Poppy. I don't want Poppy wiggling. Oh she's too wiggly.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Now you've gotten what it's like you lay a baby
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: on your lap.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You forgot Ash. You don't understand what we're going through
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I literally just spoke to Ash about this exact scenario.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Where was I before we recorded?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: How high am I when we have this conversation?
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: So when we went to Valley two years ago, Lily
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: was eighteen months, so a little bit older, but it
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: was again two four to two, and so I thought, okay,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: because Lily is it a basinet, it's actually three of us,
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: and we can't leave Louis by himself, you can. I
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: really wanted the bacinet. The four seats across were taken.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: But you know how there's that bit of a gap
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: and I thought you could walk through.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: So I stupidly booked two seats with the bacinet for
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: me and Louis, and then I booked one seat on
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: the other side of the plane for Dan, thinking we
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: could walk across through.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: You actually can't. You have to go all the way back.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: And around fucking flight.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Of his fours. Literally.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: He was sat next to another Kiwi lady who was like,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: le's get on the wines.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: He's like great.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, I've got Lily who was so big she didn't
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: want to sleep in the bassinet, and Louis, who was
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: watching six hours of Woar Patrol.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And when you talked, I was like
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: that was like pretty good. Seeds. Oh they just go yeh,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: don't don't anything, don't anything, don't anything.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: And I think one of the ladies behind me felt
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: sorry for me, so she had she gave me a
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: glass of champagne.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Ah, that's nice. Was like, well, I have to walk
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: it all the way around because you booked the seeds. Okay.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: So I don't want the bascinete, No.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I think you do want the bassinet.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: What I would do, I see the arms vic arm
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: You're going to get a kid. If you've got the
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: arm up, you're going to get an unwanted kid like
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: crawling across you at any moment, because, like you said, Vic,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't think puppy is too big. She
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: won't sleep in the bassinet anyway.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: No, at that age she will.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Lily was eighteen, you know.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Much hard better than I do. Is that what we're saying?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Well we know it's age. Well I'll go fuck myself. Okay,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Well how's that feel?
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: I reckon what you do is you and Laura take
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: the front two seats with Poppy in the bassinette. Give
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: the girls the two seats behind you, so they're in
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: their own little section. You can call it a cubby house.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: And then they've got their own little seats and they
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: don't bother you as much.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I just pretend they're not there, just like, who's keep
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: to these?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: So two and two behind each other.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you just really put a spinner in the works.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: It must be nice to have all these options. Interesting
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: when do you go? I actually thought I was going
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: on Saturday, and then.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Because I said, yeah, you're going on Saturday too, and
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: because I knew you were going Thursday, and.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Then bloody Thursday come out of nowhere. I've lost two days.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make up for it. I'll keep everyone
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: posing for everyone right now is on the edge of this,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: and they're like, I wonder what he gets what he
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: goes for. I think the two and two options is
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: the best. So you give a child each. I know
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you've got a fifth child. That's a great shot. Child
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: a third child, do you know what? You know what's
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: going to happen. Lola will be like she got clinging,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: and she'll be like, I want to be with you guys.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Then you end up swapping anyway Marley and Marley won't
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: give a shit. She's like, fuck you guys. Here you go.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Here's a question. Are you allowing screens on the plane?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: They got the screen in the seat? Yeah? Are you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Are you allowing just complete for golf? Yeah, it's just
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: like they get to gorge on. Yeah. One time I
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: think flights is like, yeah, yeah, the one time.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: That reminds me.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I did an experiment this weekend, just gone and I
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: did no TV whole weekend, just to see what would happen.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: You know what happened. They created a fort.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: They read in their fort, then they played adventure games
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: around the house. There was a moment where they really
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: kept asking for it on like Sunday evening, and we
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: did end up giving them a little bit of Spidery
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: simply because.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: We turned every screen in the house on. Lily.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Lily was like, I want to go to sleep at
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: five pm.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: She's already figured out that she goes to sleep quicker
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: this weekend. Make the painstop, gonest you, it's shut up.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: But I heard the new I got scared the new
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Toy Story movie.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Have you guys seen it?
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Na? Okay, So it's about an iPad and it's all
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: about how when technology comes into your house, and apparently
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: it's very provocative in making parents.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I thought it was about Andy's mum's toys.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: So I felt guilty.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: So I was like, you know what, I'm just going
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: to try.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: We often give the kids a lot of TV on
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: the weekends just so we can have a relief, and
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I just thought I'm going to just try and see
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: if they can handle it without and they did really well.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: May I say something? I think because we're going to
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: give the kids screen time on the weekend, right, and
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: we have other kids that come over who gets screen
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: time every evening? My kids that ain't come over wish
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: they did. I'd love to see them far it's very
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: far too busy with the possums.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Louis would love to come over. He loves people's house.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: We'll take him. Okay. So my kids, because I only
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: get it on the weekend, when they do get the
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: screen time, it's like crack for them. They are locked in.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: And we've had other kids come over who get screen
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: time on. You a little bit of screen time almost
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: every day, and it's the screens on. They're like, ah, whatever.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: And it's like when you were growing up, there were
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: kids who have soft drink in the fridge and I'd
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: be like, I don't want to raise a larm bells.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: If you've got got a bottle of coke in the fridge,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you got to drink that ship and the like.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: There were signs there, signs that problem, but we drink
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: drink that shit.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, because we never got it, so when
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you did get it, you wanted to save every second.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: So I kind of think it's better to have screen
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: time little bits throughout the world.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: As long as it's controlled. Like if my kids, like
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know, if they've had a really active day
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: and it's like, look, we really need to get ship
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: done around.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: The house, and I don't want a child annoying me. Bam.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: And then so like, for example, last night, obviously I
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: was still sick yourselfternoon, Oscar had jiu jitsu, Macy had
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I've had for a bit while scoo when off to
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: jiu jitsu.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I managed to get the.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: House a bit clean up because I felt like I've
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: been useless for four days. And then when they got
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: home and dinner was ready, it was like, iPads down.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: We all sat at the.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Table, But like, and do they put it down willingly? Yeah?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Because they know if they don't, they're not getting it
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: every time. Every time to Lola especially love her, she's
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: a great child. But every time I'm like five minutes,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Louis's going to go off, and she's like got it, yep, fine,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: three minutes, yep, absolutely no problem. All right, one minute
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: she goes, that's cool, I'm ready for it. Okay, time
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: to turn it off. Fuck yeah, my favorite thing. Don't
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: take it away from that's what you're doing wrong. Just
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: rip the band aid off because you're going to get
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: there anyway. Sometimes I'm I've got that transition. I'm going
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: to manage your expectations. And sometimes I'm like, it's like
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: crying a baby away from its mother. Do you think
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: because she thinks I'm not going to get it back
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: again for a whole week or something. Yeah, I don't know.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So it's like, what the great debate
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: how much is green time should be allowed for kids?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I think yeah, I think we can.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: It's definitely not going to be a blanket everyone. I
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: know my kids love it. But at the same time,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: if I said to Oscar, hey, either you consider your
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: iPad or we can go and shoot hoops in the thing,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: he'd be like.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Let's go shoot hoops, you know what I mean?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Like it might Macie might take a bit more persuading
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: because she's like but I'm like, hey, there's chalk down there.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: She'd like.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: My kids. I could be like, there is a real
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: life unicorn in the garden right now that you can ride,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: or we can keep watching the TV. They'd be like TV. Yeah, okay,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that's interesting.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I reckon my kids.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So maybe Ash is the best parent here. Say your words,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: not mine, Guys, what you should do.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: You should really nurture your kids. Don't even put the
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: parental control on the YouTube.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Just let them go for it. So then when you
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: want to discussions around the gyms, hey you can. I
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: do want to hear about mister Beast and all the
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: poor people he tortured.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I will say, though, with Poppy, do not put her
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: in front of the screen because there was.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: A study done.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Is this breaking news? Let's go any breaking news for us?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I do have breaking news.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: But this came across my news desk from Maggie Dan,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: who we all know is like gurues, how dare.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: You think, guys? I just I do this for fun,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: you know, Maggie Dan. No, I mean that I do
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: this parenting thing for fun.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but she said screen time for any
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: like two in under is actually dangerous for their brain development.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: They did a study and they actually found that the
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: white matter that goes around the brain cells doesn't form,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: which is similar to cerebral palsy. So the white matter
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: around the brain isn't forming by watching screens.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: If you're okay, Vick, what do you go for his
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: breaking news?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: In Breaking News today, finance experts say when it comes
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: to pocket money, parents are doing it wrong. A twenty
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: twenty six parenting survey has found one third of ossie
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: parents are handing out pocket money to kids without them
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: doing any chores to earn it. Financial experts say pocket
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: money is the easiest way to give our kids basic
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: financial literacy, and Warren's parents who don't attach chores to
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: the payout, they could be setting their kids up for failure.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Where are you at with money? We had the rewards chart,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: so you get stars and then like so when you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: do things like you put your bag away, put your
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: lunch box in the outy bag, put it in the kitchen,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: it get stars. And then they kind of just fucking
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: gave up on it and we and we stopped worked
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: great for two weeks. So we haven't really done haven't
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: done pocket money. We're in the cusp of doing pocket money. Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I let the kids clean the wheels of the car
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: the other day for a dollar a wheel. That's great.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: And there's two cars it's four dollars each. It's fair.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's decent.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: It's like stash of money that she made. If you
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: recall we were a nooser at the start of the year.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: She went busking and made like two d and so whatever.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we can't afford that. She's like, I got it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yet, A twenty dollar note for his birthday from someone
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: and he's just walking around the house.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Anything you want, treat yourself. So do you know this
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: to get me? Sweet? Fuck? All that just expected me?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Like can change? I said to it. They kept turning
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: the heater on and I'm like, that's going to cost you.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: He's like that much.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I worked on the canteen at school recently and
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I got some goss from the canteen.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Ooh, let me this is this is good match, just like.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: What we got? What do we got?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: So?
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: They said, so our kindergarten year, which is the biggest
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: year they've had before. There's like one hundred and thirty
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: five kids, and they said, we've never seen a kindergarten
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: year with so much money to spend at the canteen,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Like little five year olds coming up with like five
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: dollar notes which can buy them like everything.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: That's why there's a cost of living crissis all these
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: kids are walking around rich as fuck.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: When they talk about inflation and right, how do we
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: stem that? Stop giving the kindergarten get such fucking money
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: every morning?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Do you know what's really setting them up to fail.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: How cheap everything is at the canteen and then you
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: go to the real world and it's like they're like,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I'll just get an icy pole. It's fifty cents, go
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: and get one from seven to eleven. It's like a
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: four dollar twenty icy pole.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: It's like going on a holiday in Bali, like Monaco.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: You're like, fuck, can't.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought that was really interesting.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: And then when.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Are the kids like though, when they do, they just
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: come up, slap a fiber on the bench and they're like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: give me your best stays around for me and my friends.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but I've never seen Louis so money
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: obsessed since he started school, like so aware of money
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: and the canteen and always wanting to buy something every
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: single day and get that dopamine hit.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: And the kids were really respectful in the line.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: But there was one little kid who came up with
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: five cents and he's like, what can I get for this?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Nothing? Poory, you get out of here.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: And I was like, sorry, sing like you can't like nothing.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Away because we just called him Paul because I asked,
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, I'm so him A life lesson.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I haven't hit it looks like sorry, Timmy starts hing here,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: you can afford not a thing, go eat some dirt.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: What day is going to start to came.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Back and he's like, what about this five cents?
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I have a breadstick.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: That never happened, trying to make up for it, and
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: then I gave him a roast chicken.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Well, my my friend Mike and son of their kid, Lenny,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: He's figured it out right, So he hides his lunch
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: box in the school somewhere and then tells the teacher
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: that he's forgotten his lunch.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: They had a tab. The school called him up and.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: We're like, hey, you owe the canteen, like thirty five
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah, just like what the fuck? And
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: it turns out that he was like he won't eat
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: anything in his lunch box.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Oh that's Louis this week.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's sensory. He doesn't like what's in the lunch
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: box for cardos.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: And he's like, Mike's like, have you even looked in there?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I put a chocolate uffin in there, bro, have you
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: even looked?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: And he's like, after I'm hitting it, so it doesn't matter.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: It was funny when I was growing up one of
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: five kids. For anyone, who what is that you laughing
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: at that? That's hilarious. What's what's wrong?
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: You know, you're just laying the ground.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Because there's new people here, and they may be like,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: who is this Matt Fellow and what's his story from?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe where's coming on?
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Frankie J.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Where's Frankie rank was a little little over there, Frankie J. Yeah,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: so five kids, and we used to get money from
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I can't remember how much, like a little bit of
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: pocket money actually, if there was. We used to have
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: the book Field Show, which is kind of like the
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Easter Show, but in our little suburb it was a
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: little country kill and we get twenty bucks for a
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: show bag.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Jesus, is it a lot? Ten bucks?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I'm making things up. Never happened then, and it was
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: you could buy a house. That's what I did, And
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Mum said that we were all so different, Like my
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: older brother within three seconds and he'd like he'd spent it,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and my sister was a bit more cautious. I would
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: wait till the very end, like on the Sunday afternoon.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I then decide what to spend my money on. I
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: just I liked holding them to money to the point
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: where I started stealing from I found out where the
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: money dr was actually and then I got done. I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: think I told the story I got done because I
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: went up to the canteen and I was like, put
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: all my money on the table, and they were like
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: pushing the panic button that sent to the principal because
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: they were like, there was so much there was so
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: much money that they were like, he's a thieving little bit.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: What it was this in primary school? You won? You won?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: There you go. You may have seen and I know
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I've just talked about Bali. Okay, And I was on
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the Gold Coast for work. I was working, guys. It
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: was hard work, look like real hard. Oh, how dare you?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: This is a real job. Okay. Being an influencer is
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: not easy. Oh, don't call yourself that and that content creator.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: There you go, that's better, Thank you, podcaster. I'm a podcast.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: It's the worse, is it? Yeah? White podcast? Where two
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: white heterosexual men of the podcast fuck it sucks some
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: dick if someone put it in front of me, guilty
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: right back? Well, no, the cast okay, Okay. So I
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: was born in Brisbane actually born in sorry mix, like
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: for god fucking sake and.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Back in nineteen eighty seven, I was born and.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I was raised in Brisbane. My holidays was spent on
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: the Gold Coast and I have now, for the very
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: first time, after thirty eight years of being on this earth,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: finally stayed at Blinga Beach. I know which is.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: People are like, it's a big deal, and like where
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: is that? You literally walk out of your terminal onto
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Blinga Beach.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I got a high card and I was like put
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: in the map. It was like three minutes literally literally
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Laura walked and got there before I did. You walk
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: across the Goldcos Highway and you're there and it's bloody great.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Have you been a Blinka Beach, Vick.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: I've been right near there.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: My brother and sister in law live in Tullabudra oh
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: and it is a really beautiful part of the world.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: It is just the beach there is here. It's quieter
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: as well, it's lovely running along the beach. There the houses,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: so this is I was like, we should we should
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: all pack up and move. It used to be so
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: cheap to buy there, so I used to surf at
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: June Street at Berlinga.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: That was like where we all used to meet there,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: which was a nothing spot, but we'd all surf there
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: together and to be no issues. But all along there,
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: all my mates used to rent along there was so cheap, dude,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: And there's like did you go past the twenty five
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: hour convenience store?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Is that still there?
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: So on along that drive there in Berlinga. This is
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: one stretch of road that's called Golden Forest Drive, which
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: is the same runs parallel with the Highway. I don't
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: know why this road is there, if I'm really honest,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: it's a bit like what the fuck was there four
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: different roads on this one road. But there used to
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: be a convenience store there that was opened. The gimmick
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: was were open twenty.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Five hours, so they shot that's good year. But it
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: was a real like one of those places. You was
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: a touch and go whether you went there in the
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: middle of the night. I don't want to ruin the store.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're there anymore. I think I think
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: that's why it was so cheap to rent there. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: they moved on, Okay, good moved on. It's now like
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: organic bakery. There was also a place there called JFC.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Is that still there? I think they're gone as well.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Bro Ah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: So this guy no long ago were here there there,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I lived there.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: For like ten years is like fifteen years ago? Yeah,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: but things don't change.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: There was a KFC on the other side, so this
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: guy decided to open a chicken shop on the other
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: side called JFC. There was also a Hungry Jacks there
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: and the place was called Jacks Fried Chicken, so it'd
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: be like hungry come to Jacks JFC. So he got anyway,
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: went to court for it was in the car. I
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: was on a carrent fair anyway.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: The Gold Coast, full of characters, full of characters. No,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I love it. Winter Movie World And do you know
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: what I think is a great thing to do with
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: your kids a near death experience. Oh yeah, yeah, it
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: really brings I reckon it bring everyone together. It brings
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: you closer together. I've been a couple of years ago
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: and the Wicked roller coaster Marley was like, it's very
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: close to going on it, but then saw it was
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: like fuck that not for me?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Is that the one where it's like you can sit
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: in the cart to make sure that you fit before
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: you get on it and like that usually scares the
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: shit out of them.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Know, they just pull out the like this little metal
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: stick stick and they're like and they're pretty chill. There's
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: a couple of kids definitely, they're like, yeah, I needs
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to come on. Poppy is up and I was like,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: hey you, Poppy, have fun. But Marley was like, I'm
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: going to do it this time. And the roller coaster
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Wicked one comes up and then it like spits out
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: and you're going sideways. I was like pretty scared.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Yea, it's scary, and was.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Like, Daddy, can you hold my hand just before you
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: get to that big drop. She was like hold my hand, Daddy,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, gotcha. That's so sweet. And
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: then afterwards she was like don't touch me. She was
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: like we made it. We did it, daddy. If anyone
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: is struggling to have that little form of connection with
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: their children, just like go bungee jumping on something dangerous.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: There was the Scooby Doo ride, which is like a
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: haunted house tight rollercoaster, and Lola last minute was like, yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: not for me, and she's not like she was. She's
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: like a little like train ride that just like went
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: in a little loop she was like, She's like, that's
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: all I want. And I was like, oh, so Lola
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: didn't go on the Scooby Doo one, Marley went on there,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: so I was waiting for her boring.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: No. No, I'm really interested in the story because I've
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: never been to movie Wells.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: What I've never been to movie Wells.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Now we have to a company trip to Movie World.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: That well done. She's played this very well.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: She's now every time we men, she's like, I've never
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: been to Europe.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I've never driven a moving world.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: No, he lives on the Gold Coaster. He's only just
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: moved there the last couple of years. But I yeah,
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: we never ever went to Movie World. I went to
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Sea World when I was at the Today Show. That's
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: how I went there. Never been to Wet and Wild World.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: And also, don't go to Wet and Wild it stinks. Okay,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I can't stand okay, one thing about me.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, chlorine.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I do not like water parks because everyone's like, yeah,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: but they just smell like chlorine. That's the problem. What
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: are they hiding?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I love water parks? Oh so fun.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: You guys would never we could never be together, Thank god, Simmy,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: let's go to the water parks of the world.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Although I'm with Dan who hates the beach and I
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: love the beaches.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like the beach either.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: He doesn't like the saltwater, he doesn't like the sand,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: he doesn't like sitting in the sun.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I like surfing. That's it. I wash me off immediately.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I love the beach.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I know Mike, Mike, when I surf with him, he
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: never showers after sweet because he's like, it's.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Like the way that drives my skin out, and like, oh,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: you freak, that's weird. I got to get it off me.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: What was the bird Park like, Oh yeah, crumvin.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I was like four o'clock. I get to work at
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: four o'clock for the wildlife park for the LORI keep feeding.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: And I was like, look, we've been here for a
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: good amount of time. We've seen all the animals. Went
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: to the bird show, blady wedge tail eagle, fuck me,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: they're big. Did you go to the honey factory across
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: the road. I didn't. I did they have surf Weld
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: there as well? Yeah? I used to work at surf Well,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: of course you did. What is Surf World. It's a
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Historical Museum of Surfing Culture. How didn't you do that? Okay?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I hosted a couple of things, the exhibit was set up,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: but it was more like I would just make just
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: keep it on.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Really, we're learning so much about each other this episode.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: This has been very add that to the job list
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: and all over the shop. By three thirty, I was like,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: the kids are getting pretty tired. We've got an early dinner,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: so we might want to go back to the hotel
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: and just like relax until we have dinner time. And
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Laura's like, and I'd never done this before. She was like,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: at four o'clock, the Loura keep feeding and I was like,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: oh yeah. I was like yeah, but you know, feeding
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: a bird, what's the big deal? And she was like
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: you got to do it. And I was like, oh,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I'll do it to keep you happy.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: And It's like, no, I will not do it. I
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: will not be a wild animal. And then we got
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: there three point fifty. Everyone's coming and everyone's everyone's come from.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: The whole park to this specific area near the entrance
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: where the Lori keep feeding happens. There's even like a
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: big bronze statue of like the guy who founded, sir
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Laura keep Lori kee Yeah. So Corumbin Lori Keet was
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: his name, and he's there, So I'm like, what is
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: this fucking feeding business? And then they give you pans
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: that you almost like you would pan for gold with
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: these like metal pans, and they give you this it
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: looks like warm milk that they pour in your pants.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: So everyone's standing on the pants, and then it's there's
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: a moment where I was like, what's going to happen?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Is something going to happen? These birds come from There's
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: not a single bird here. This is fucking boring, waste
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: of time. Then all of a sudden, he's like thank you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: The lower kids thick and fast.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: And I was like it was like they can't. They
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: swarm all over you. And I was like this is amazing,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: and I had loke a lo kid on my heart.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, law, take a batter, talk about a
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: complete change.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: This is so boring. Oh my god. Birds. I was like,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the what ex this is pretty cool. I one with
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the lower kids and.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Then it was over and I was like, I feel
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: like birds get like underestimated when it comes to sanctuary parks.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Have you been to the bird show at Taronga fucking
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: top shelves.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: I don't like birds flapping on me.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: They're not flapping on you. During the bird show they
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: had a little like amphitheater. They had one person this
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: side on like the right edge. On the left edge
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: they had another person and they were like, oh yeah,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: this is maybe who's stealing each other's gear. I don't know.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And the hour was like fucking like like over my
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I was touching that. It was wild, vic I tell
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you right now. The Bird show at Zoos I was like,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: its like seriously, mate, so good. And then they played
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Christine Arnaud at the end of it.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Man and I'm like with the bird like this is
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: my island.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I love to say it twice, but wedge tailed eagles?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Am I right? You can't see that. It's like a
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: fucking dinosaur, a pterodactyls. It's like I was like, holy.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: What we the birds were dinosaurs?
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Like that's what I was like.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Hold on the poppy. Oh that reminds me when I lead,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I remember I lead. That's my story. There's a big
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: park right at the back of where I used to live. Anyway,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: this guy was walking his dog and a fucking bird
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: came down to the dog, took the dog. Oh, I
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: know it was ten years ago. I remember.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, dogs can whim.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the dog I don't know, but I
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: was like, I remember it used to get quite busy
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: out there with it wasn't a dog park, but unspoken
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: rule that if you've got a little little dog, fine,
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: big mistake because this little.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Puppy there are a lot of birds.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, grab hold of it in its talons. Wow, took off?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: What did the owner do?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Chased it? Yeah?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: What a weird experience.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I was in my back and you overlook the park
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: and I was like, dog.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, is that bird gonna? Looked like a rat?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: But it was a little fluffy dog, so poppy. This
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: dog could be no more. I haven't forbid. I'm a
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: big bird guy. Now, yeah, me too. They are underrated.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: My nan has a bird in a cage. Still which
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: one which Nan? Which bird? Which? But I don't know.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: It's like a it looks about one hundred years old.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Because it is, that bird is older than me. I
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: swear it.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Birds do live a long time. So one of Louis's
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: friends bought some birds because they just wanted like a
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: quick pet rather than like one they had to commit to.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Then they looked up how long the bird lives for?
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Oh sixty years?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sixty long time. When you get over the bird,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: just like lift up the gate. Nah, because my nan
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: doesn't hit him over the head with the brick.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, well it had bird cancer apparently, but anyway, so
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: she's got this bird now, ironically.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: The way to bring the mood down amazing, not according
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: to my nanna.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I had a budget when I was twelve and
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: I moved to the Gold Coast and my parents look
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: take and.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: She was like, oh look after it. Yeah, she had
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: heaps of birds. And then I was like what long?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: And not for long?
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: But she still has one bird, pretty boy, ironically the
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: ugliest bird ever saying.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: And she's there with being like one one move. I
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: will just say. Trip was great. Flying back home a
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: bit tricky because Poppy is now apparently going on ten
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: months Jesus with that guy. She's very squirmy, very squamy.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Didn't want to nap time on the plane. She was like,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: too much, she wants to get going. And I was like,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: you know what, It was a bit of a show
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: bag move from me, but I was like, I'll take
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the baby. And I was in the aisles being like.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Such a good dad, and I'm looking making eye contact,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: being like she's cute than't she?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: She's not even mine? Whose baby is this?
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I got to say that I love seeing dads do that.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: It's such a good move. I know.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: It's like if you're in a public place and you're like,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I'm bored. I just I was gonna my friend's got
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: a baby. Picked up baby up? Oh yeah, like baby
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: was asleep.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: If you're holding an infant in public, other moms as
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: a dad look at you like you've cured cancer. They're
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: like you're amazing, and I'm like, it's just you know,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: it's what I do.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: That's what if you're going to commit crimes, be holding
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: a baby, hold and they're like, it's fine.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody down. Shut everybody else down. Should call
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: the police. Not you, not Youki's money, sir. But I
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: did have to go and fill up her water bottle.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: She wanted to have some food, vic okay, So I
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: had to go fill up her water bottle, her baby bottle.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: If you will, okay, food or water, food formula, that's
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: what I'm forgive me, so I had to give her
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: a bottle. I give him formula. So I went down
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: to the little well I call it cabin. What do
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: they call it? The kitchen hat? What do I call it? Yeah?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: What do they call that? Her kitchen? And I said,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: excuse you to the clubhouse. Can I get some hot
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: water in the bottle? And the guy said how much
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: do you want? And I was like, oh, because I've
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: got a you know, a bottle of cold water. I'm
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out the race I'm holding popping. I'm
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: like oh, And the guy was also kind of thinking
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: and a female host. He was like, you got no idea,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: do you? And I said that's actually really offensive, and
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I was like but in a sarcastic way. I was like,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: how dare you? And I was like, give me thirty
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: mil of hot water please straight away. Come back to
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: put in the cold water. And I'm like, fuck, this
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: is it's boiling. It's completely cold, so that I have
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: to go back, and I was around, She's like you
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: need to help there, and I was like a little bit,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: come on back twice trying to get the fuck right temperature.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You're half half wish you to know that then and
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, how dare you questioned me as a
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: father holding my own child? I know exactly what I'm doing?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Or four times fucking hell, let's get out of here.
• 52:37
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  Speaker 1: Next step coming up is a Monday episode with a
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: guest and it is with Jackie from the Nourish No recycle.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: So we are learning all the about periods. Oh yeah,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: that was intrigued. It's a very it's a very good episode.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I now. Laura's like, shut up about it. She's like,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Ayone's like, what else do you know? I'm like nothing,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: but like what where are you right now? In your cycle?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: She's just like, I don't want you to know that information.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: And I was like, but Jackie said he'd be good.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: It'll help me help you, Like how do he work
• 53:21
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• 53:23
  Speaker 1: and anyone else that's actually big. I need to track
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: your Actually I'll send you a code that's on Monday,
• 53:32
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• 53:34
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• 53:36
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• 53:55
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• 53:59
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• 54:00
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• 54:02
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• 54:05
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