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Episode 47: It’s Alive!! · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Coming to you, hopefully loud and clear. It's the Tom
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh lord, I think it might just be the Jerry
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  Speaker 2: Show for the remainder of this, because I'm more than
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  Speaker 2: happy after a gazillion episodes, finally cracked it.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully we finally cracked it. You're all very welcome along
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  Speaker 1: to the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm Jeremy Bride. That's
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  Speaker 1: Tomo Many. Last week's episode was beset on all sides
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: by technical difficulties, which left me sounding like I was
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  Speaker 1: talking through me.
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  Speaker 2: John Pone, Yeah, yeah, well that's exactly it. Like you
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  Speaker 2: know when you give somebody a turbo edge and it
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  Speaker 2: goes over the top of the poles, pulls in their
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  Speaker 2: nose and everything and who yeah. And to be fair,
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  Speaker 2: it was getting I didn't realize that, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: when you have I suppose you know, a creaky door
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  Speaker 2: or something. It's just kind of and you don't really
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  Speaker 2: know how bad it is until it's down there broken off,
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  Speaker 2: and like last week, last week, your voice, and there
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  Speaker 2: was always so much I could do and with the
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  Speaker 2: Adobe edition and what I could straighten out, but very simplistic,
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  Speaker 2: just change out the.
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  Speaker 1: At least Tom, we think we fixed it, like, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have to wait until Thursday when we listen to the
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  Speaker 1: episode back properly to see you.
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  Speaker 2: I could have made it worse, Tom, I tell you
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  Speaker 2: now you may have last time your edge. I won't
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  Speaker 2: lie like people might go, who's this new softly silken
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  Speaker 2: spoken bastard. I'm not sure. No, no, no, you. Some
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  Speaker 2: people probably like the pain, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: There's people driving broken transits to work going who's this bastard?
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  Speaker 2: I can't relate to him. He sounds like a I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, like he owns a mansion or something and
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  Speaker 2: drives around in Bentley's.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this is the truth. This is the truth,
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  Speaker 1: is a quick story. This is the absolute truth. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I was being fan of Friends when I was when
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  Speaker 1: I was growing up. The TV show. Yeah, I can
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  Speaker 1: care less if anybody likes me, but as a big fan.
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  Speaker 2: It was a great show. What are you talking about
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  Speaker 2: at the time? Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I won't hear a bad words said about it. But
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  Speaker 1: if you remember, like what you used to watch Friends,
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  Speaker 1: and you used to watch Friends on your TV four
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  Speaker 1: to three cattle gray screen didn't even have a number
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  Speaker 1: for the definition of it. We didn't even question the
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  Speaker 1: definition of TVs. It was color was black and white,
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  Speaker 1: like that's you know, that's what it was. Jump forward
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  Speaker 1: fifteen years and it started showing up on Comedy Central
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  Speaker 1: And at this stage, I hadn't watched an episode of
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  Speaker 1: Friends in ten years because they've been off the air.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? But now it
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  Speaker 1: was an ultra high depth in these big wide screen TVs,
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  Speaker 1: like the big, the big TV you had at home.
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  Speaker 1: And the first night I came home, you did him
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  Speaker 1: home from a gig.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you didn't like it.
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  Speaker 1: And I sat down and here was like what I
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  Speaker 1: had been so accustomed to watching on grainy vhs, count
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  Speaker 1: the pixels, cattle gray TVs. And I sat down and
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  Speaker 1: there's the Gang of Friends in ultra high definition, the
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  Speaker 1: same height as me. And I had a couple of
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  Speaker 1: points on me. I'm not gonna lie. I nearly got sick.
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  Speaker 1: It was dizzy, and I couldn't understand what I was
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  Speaker 1: looking at. I was. It was weird. It felt like
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  Speaker 1: they were coming out of the telly at me.
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  Speaker 2: Well to to voice what to double down what you're saying?
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  Speaker 2: I called him to the old pair just there earlier
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  Speaker 2: and they were watching and their you know modern day
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  Speaker 2: television whatever it is ultra HD and they're watching Last
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  Speaker 2: of the Summer Wine right right, And I got utterly
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  Speaker 2: creeped out at the wrinkles composed wellies. It was like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't no, this is too much. Like if anybody
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  Speaker 2: dares makes Fred Dibner HD, that's that's me done. I
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  Speaker 2: I can't watch no more now. There's there's too much.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to see out of my eyes into
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  Speaker 2: another thing that is my eyes again. It just give
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  Speaker 2: me some experience that I'm actually watching the thing and
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  Speaker 2: not inside in the set with them.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, it's it's unsettling. And I can imagine
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  Speaker 1: Last of the Summer Wine. It's unsettling to see ultra
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  Speaker 1: HD eight K resolution of three our lads sliding and
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  Speaker 1: a hill in a bad tub.
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  Speaker 2: They were in the cafe, to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 2: and it was just depressing how much we could see.
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  Speaker 2: You could see the veins on the end of his nose,
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  Speaker 2: you could see Norabati's wrinkles in her teeth. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm having none of this. This is not what I
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  Speaker 2: signed up for. I was al I was.
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  Speaker 1: Weird about when it was the good people at Friends
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  Speaker 1: and they're good looking, right, not a bad looking one
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  Speaker 1: of the bunch. So I can only imagine you flip
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  Speaker 1: the script and then it's Nora, Badi and co. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but the Last of the Summer Wine, Tom, and we're
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  Speaker 1: going back a bit and friends. Okay, that's twenty five
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  Speaker 1: years ago, and Last of the Summer Wine is nearly
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  Speaker 1: thirty forty years ago. So how about something a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more current to talk about. Let's not about something
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more up to date. What do you think.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's do it, Tom, Let's get into
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  Speaker 1: it with the weekly what have you. This is a
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  Speaker 1: very complicated case, made lot of I a lot of
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  Speaker 1: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 1: in my head. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, So you're going to take the mantling this one
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  Speaker 2: or no, sorry, I'll take this one. You know what,
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  Speaker 2: because I got so excited. It's amazing people. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: my gem right. I got sent this on Facebook, of
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  Speaker 2: all things. I didn't even know I still had a
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  Speaker 2: Facebook conduct sent and then my wife emailed it to me,
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  Speaker 2: and then you texted to me.
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  Speaker 1: Within the hour.
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  Speaker 2: I would imagine when It was all when when inside
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  Speaker 2: a lunch break more or less, and I went, okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: there's no getting away from this. Clearly I have to
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  Speaker 2: start talking about this scenario because it seems to be
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  Speaker 2: on brand with me. I don't know why. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: think anybody was going to I think anybody sent it
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  Speaker 2: to me knew I wasn't going to be mad, do
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? They were like, yeah, I'd
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  Speaker 2: say Tom will been down for this kind of carry on.
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  Speaker 2: And I like people to play with God it so
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  Speaker 2: often because you know what I'm I'm a Bond fan.
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  Speaker 2: I like people who genuinely want to be doctor. And
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  Speaker 2: it would seem crowd waiting to hear this for a
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  Speaker 2: company title. Their company name is colossal, right, I mean
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  Speaker 2: that's loss You're like, you already hanging it all out.
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  Speaker 2: If your name and the company colossal, there's only that
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  Speaker 2: like and like you know backyard mm A crowd are
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  Speaker 2: going to call themselves colossal. But because this company and
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  Speaker 2: even the description, imagine setting up this online, you know,
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  Speaker 2: getting your tax number and everything else, and you have
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  Speaker 2: to explain what it is that you do. And the
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  Speaker 2: name the description of this company is ad Extinction company,
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  Speaker 2: no notes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, I mean that's like John Hammond was in
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  Speaker 1: the d extinction business.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right enough.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what are Colossal up to?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Why did Colossal poke through the the the atmosphere of
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  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show this week time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what they ended up doing was they mixed a
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  Speaker 2: mammoth and you heard it right, a mammoth last around
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  Speaker 2: let's say maybe what twelve ten, twelve thousand years ago
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  Speaker 2: and a mouse Like this is some kids story like
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  Speaker 2: Christopher Robin level. What of all the things you could
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  Speaker 2: across a hairy, giant elephant with you picked a mouse?
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  Speaker 2: Now I know.
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  Speaker 1: This, this this is some you've little to be at?
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  Speaker 2: Cracked on? Oh little to be at, Jared. The company
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  Speaker 2: is worth ten billion dollars ten b billion dollars, not
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  Speaker 2: some like given it a crack. They have had a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of lunatic investors that go, I'm not saying any
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  Speaker 2: any downside to this. I mean I can I can
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  Speaker 2: say this work in every which way.
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  Speaker 1: So let me ask you a question. Tom. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: a company called Colossal, Yeah, mixed mouse DNA and mammoth DNA.
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  Speaker 1: Now the company is called Colossal, so one can only
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  Speaker 1: assume that what they've created here is some sort of
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  Speaker 1: mammoth sized mouse.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is the thing. I would That's exactly what
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  Speaker 2: I was going to open. Genuinely, in my heart of heart,
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  Speaker 2: I was going, like, Bride, get out the passport. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to tell us because we have to go see
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  Speaker 2: this thing. But it's not. It's a regular sized mouse
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  Speaker 2: with the most badass hair, like kind of like if
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  Speaker 2: you imagine Jerry, like reread the chop, that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: what effect the whole thing. That the mouse itself actually
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  Speaker 2: looks like Jerry when he had the big hit of hair.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just a mad hearing euphemism for something, just
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  Speaker 2: the mad hairy mouse.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds to me, Tom, like they splice the DNA
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  Speaker 1: of Jerry the Man with Jerry the cartoons.
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  Speaker 2: Ah ah, yeah, yes, I knew.
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  Speaker 1: That's very national lampoons thinking right there, that's some like
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  Speaker 1: blood sample mix up in the lab. Chief They've made
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  Speaker 1: Harry Mice, Tom with Harry Mice. To what end?
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  Speaker 2: What this is the thing? That the plan is? The
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  Speaker 2: plan is there go, it would seem is to engineer
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  Speaker 2: Asian elephants, which are the closest relatives to mammoths. That's
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  Speaker 2: where that's their end goal is to get their engineer,
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  Speaker 2: one of them into becoming a big, hairy mammoth, because
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  Speaker 2: there's loads of mammothy in lying around in Alaska. Like,
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  Speaker 2: there's a guy he has a mine up there, the
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  Speaker 2: mines for gold called the Boneyard, and he's literally got
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  Speaker 2: you need to look up the boneyard, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: His account, his Instagram account is amazing gear. He like
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  Speaker 2: he's just plowing away and all of a sudden, like
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  Speaker 2: a mammoth hip falls out of a piece of perma
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  Speaker 2: frost or whatever. And of course they're easy, easy, like
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  Speaker 2: I'm tripping over, I'm tripping over, kicking, I'm kicking him
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  Speaker 2: out of my way down here, even with that many.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the end goal, right.
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  Speaker 1: You scared the way past that, you're turning up like
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  Speaker 1: bug bodies and elk skeletons down your way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, what we actually have is the joint.
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  Speaker 1: He rolls back. He's big talk.
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  Speaker 2: Now you know that. Have you been in the have
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  Speaker 2: you been all your horses? Now? Have you been in
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  Speaker 2: the National Museum in Ireland in Dublin, Yes, I have.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen the giant stag, the one they could
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  Speaker 2: look at. Yeah, that was found one hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 2: yards away from this house.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, out of here.
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  Speaker 2: Swear to God, Swear to God. Mega megafauna, megafauna. This
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  Speaker 2: stuff is known as these big lads.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm going to tell you? Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people will be falling across stag skeletons on
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  Speaker 1: your property. Tom will be like, oh wow, look a
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  Speaker 1: real old stag skeleton. He'll be like, yeah, sure, really.
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  Speaker 2: This one's still got the hair attached. Yeah, that can happen.
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  Speaker 1: Are what kind of weapons were they using back in
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  Speaker 1: the Stone Age? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I believe it. Look if you look closely here, because
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: he was probably using the sharper didge of shale, like
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  Speaker 2: it's actually tempered steel. But look, I'm not anyway, but
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  Speaker 2: they the colossal they're going they're calling him. He's titled
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  Speaker 2: the colossal wooly Mouse. I mean, what of them? Like
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  Speaker 2: if that isn't right up there with biker mice from Mars,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Or cow and chicken? Like,
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  Speaker 2: how is that not going to be like a cartoon
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  Speaker 2: the colossal wily Mouse.
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  Speaker 1: My question Tom is like, what are they making these
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  Speaker 1: things for? Because it sounds to me like they're looking
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  Speaker 1: to corner the pet market. Look, it sounds to me
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  Speaker 1: like they're trying to make mugway.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: But it's literally like their claiming they're trying to get there.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: But look, labradoodles had to be somebody's thought as well
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  Speaker 2: at some point, do you know what I mean? So
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying any problems with this whatsoever. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: I want to see him go further. They're not anywhere
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  Speaker 2: you go through this whole any of these articles. They're
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  Speaker 2: not like the plan is to say like they're like
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: they're saying, oh, you know, we want to get to
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  Speaker 2: you know, breeding, and I think you're a hundred guess
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  Speaker 2: how much they're going to sell these mice for. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna take a shot at a mouse. A mouse, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I can go buy a mouse for about forty year?
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  Speaker 2: O is that how it's a mouse? Even that much?
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gauging it on the hamster end the things now,
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  Speaker 1: tom so rodent, Okay, change out of fifty year of
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  Speaker 1: a road easily.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So what do you think in these lads, this
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  Speaker 2: is going to be the colossal wooly mouse.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know five six on that year three and
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  Speaker 1: a half grand jezus mother, Mary, Yeah, you know, I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's not dear if they do something, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: what do they do? Are they really just pets? Are
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  Speaker 1: can I like, can I like suck anti cancer out
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  Speaker 1: of these vibes?
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  Speaker 2: There's absolutely nothing. They're just class and hairy. There's nothing
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  Speaker 2: that you can do with them at all to they
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  Speaker 2: just created a ten billion dollar company has looked at
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  Speaker 2: these amount These are the new atomic Actually, lads, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you want to get into the ground level,
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  Speaker 2: because I have lads kicking down the door looking to
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  Speaker 2: give me money because you had fidget spinners two years ago.
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  Speaker 2: These are going to be the New York's and that
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  Speaker 2: thirty five grand, thirty five hundred pop. Actually, even I.
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  Speaker 1: Had not to take two boy take as you know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, Tom, it seems now mice are
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  Speaker 1: at the forefront of fuck a ROUNDERI like, if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have any sort of scientific hey, lads, look at this.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a wee mouse in the middle of her.
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  Speaker 1: Can you remember a couple of years ago, God, now,
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  Speaker 1: I say a couple of years ago twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember it was big news, it was the
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  Speaker 1: weekly what have you of? The time they grew an
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  Speaker 1: ear on the back of a mouse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Did they ever do end with that?
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  Speaker 2: Is that now just where we get ears from?
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  Speaker 1: Or did they just do.
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  Speaker 2: Full mouse and ear are staple onto the side of
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: a Frenchman's head? I believe, yeah, but only they both
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  Speaker 2: love cheese.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind if if you're if you're getting something
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  Speaker 1: out of this, and like that's where ears come from. Now,
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  Speaker 1: hang on, like look at I'm gonna I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: a Jamie on this over here. I'm gonna look this up.
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  Speaker 1: They have.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to go into the business of lab mice
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  Speaker 2: because I have a sister who's a professor and uses
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: these for the betterment of human But she can tell
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: you exactly why she's doing it for the betterment of humans.
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  Speaker 2: There is no other goal of that lab is for
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  Speaker 2: the the the better hild of humans. So you can
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: kind of go, okay, all right, okay, it's somebody, you know,
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  Speaker 2: somebody's gotta do with. Somebody's gotta these These mice anywhere
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  Speaker 2: are expensive. They have to be clean as a whistle,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, full six hundred points in
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  Speaker 2: the leaving. Yeah, have all their confirmation, but he's still
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: like proper nerdy mice, like albeit there getting the chop
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: some point, you know what I mean, At some point
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  Speaker 2: it's not gonna end well with them, or the men
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  Speaker 2: may end up put a dick growing on their back
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  Speaker 2: or something, do you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so be it with the mouse which was known
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  Speaker 1: as the vacanty mouse. That was a famous vacanty mouse.
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  Speaker 1: Tom I say, oh, it was a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It was nineteen ninety six, with nearly thirty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Gee is an unstoppable force. Tom Ah, Yeah, it's It's
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  Speaker 1: only got like three paragraphs on Wikipedia. And it seems
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  Speaker 1: like they just did it to fuck around and then
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  Speaker 1: that's it. It's not common practice anymore. This is not
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  Speaker 1: where you get cartilage.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I think they they knew exactly because the boss
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: man here is his surname is Lamb inside Calostle, and
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: he knew exactly where he was going with this one.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're still given no reasoning behind it. They just thought, well,
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  Speaker 2: let's try it and see what happens. And listen to
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  Speaker 2: this for a word, listen to this for a selling word, right,
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  Speaker 2: adorability was not the was one of the unintended consequences
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  Speaker 2: that we did not expect, did you the fuck? You
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  Speaker 2: know full well you raised ten billion dollars, you're up
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  Speaker 2: in ten billion dollars on the stock market. You're rotten bastard,
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  Speaker 2: and you're planning selling them for thirty five hundred a piece.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: You knew full well they were going to be the
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: mini cow or the mini Gohost. Oh you know, I
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  Speaker 2: mean for what Like they don't weigh any heavier, they
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: don't have tusks. This is what I was raging about.
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  Speaker 2: You see, I think right where, this is where, this
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  Speaker 2: is why I thought it was the worstwhile thing, because
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: the reality is, I'd like to hear people's views on this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about the mouse right this fucking point
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  Speaker 2: that it's got long hair and stuff and that's all
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: it does. It doesn't have a trunk, it doesn't have tusks.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That was disappointing.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: But if these motherfuckers are up to that for just
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: selling it to bankroll their next project, I guarantee you
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: there's a mouse somewhere in that lab that has tusks
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: and it's the size of a VW then I guarantee you,
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: and it's knocking over concrete walls as we speak, I guarantee.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: And they're on like you know, like in Resident Evil,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: they're on like the fifty seventh one. They're like, Jesus Christ,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: this can we can we make one that's not a lunatic? Please?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah? They're fifty six of them are just.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Like kill me and hey, like, this is a known
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: company right called you know in and I'm gonna say
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: there's somewhat regulations because it's in America, some kind of regulations.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: But you know, when all the scientists it's Dallas, when
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: all the scientists are allowed to walk into the lab
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: with a you know, a gun on their hip, it's
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: some crazy shit. It's going to go down, do you.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean? I would love that. I would
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: love that the fourth week that they're given a tour
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: of the place, that something goes wrong. It's like tam
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: and field breached. Yeah, all over the place. Yeah, and
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: proud boys sayings is just cap and mice left and right.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: If this is going to be if this is going
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: to be something that's peach your interest right as people,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I want you to go look at a company that
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: you won't find an awful lot on. But when you
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: go digging, you will a company called Crisper a k.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: And it's just at the end. No Er and Crisper
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: are in China. And if the Yanks would give a
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: go and anything, I can tell you one thing. The
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Chinese they have unending money, unending money like this crowd
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: said their ten billion. The Chinese allows are like ten billion.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Go again. Because these have been doing it a long time.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: But in fairness, what they've said it's for the betterment
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: of human kind. They won't really release what they've done.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: But I really want to see. I want to see that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I want to look things are mad. I want to
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: see all these companies just open up and go look it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: We you know, I think the likes of the likes
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: of class. I need to tell us the truth. They've
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: crossed a mammoth with a human. Tell us the truth.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Come on, we're grown ups.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: We can we can, we can take it.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: We're grown ups. And you know what, I think he
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: could be the next president of America. I'm just putting
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: it out there. They whatever it is, let it a
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: big trunk flapping around the place.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Rocking up looking like cousin it from the Adams family.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Hair to the ground, only a big he's looking forward
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: our back, a.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Big trunk hanging out the front. That that's the only thing,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: that's what I want to see, like just and every
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: so often when he's hungry, he just goes.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Well, do you know what I'm going to tell you? Tom,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of it going around this week. Okay,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: we've got a couple of segments in the Tom and
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Jerry Show that we get through in short order. Up
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: the front, you've got the Weekly what have you, where
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: we've crazy bastard's playing God with little thought for the consequences.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: And then Tom, if the next segment we get into
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a crazy bastard playing God with little thought
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: for the consequences, will you hear about this?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Lad? Now there's that guy.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I guess yes, Jesus. So there's messing. There's messing science
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: a neutral, and there's messing with God and science chaotic,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: and this neck guy I feel falls into chaotic. Make
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: all the mammoth mice you want, that's neutral territory. Nothing
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: that's gonna go all that example, Maybe you make a
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: mammot mouse and it kicks off some It just sneezes
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: the first time it comes out the woman and releases
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: some pathogen that takes us all out. Fine, that's a
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: bad thing, right, but it's unlikely to happen. This other
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: fella here that is this week's this lad is he's
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: up to, well, we'll give it you. He is doctor
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Brian Boxer Walkler. Okay, say that.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: And I just I looked him up again because I
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: just while I'm here on the phone, I just looked
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: up like his website has a his website, people, you
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: need to look up like Jerry. You'll read it in
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: the description. Jerry has to put this in. You'll read
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: his name in the descript or just look for the
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: guy doctor Brian Boxer. He actually has like you only
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: need to have your name right it's your clinic. You
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: only need to have your name at the top. You know,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: doctor you know he has like you know in you
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: can actually do a cut out of your head now
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: on Instagram and dropping in places. He's done that, like
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: not his body. His head is just above his name.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: We can ring him. We can literally wring him right now,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: like his number is right there, and schedule a consultation,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: like like we can we can read this guy.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: About the procedure, Tom, and then see how quick you
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: want to schedule a consultation. Doctor Boxer Walkler his name,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: We're not making that up. That's not how the sox
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Walkler two two words Boxer Walkler, so doctor doctor Boxer.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: That is a Steve Martin character name. If ever I
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: heard when doctor Boxer Walkler so doctor Buckler. Brian good
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: old doc himself is a cometics so as a cosmetic
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: surgeon Tom right, yeah, and he is operating uh as
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: as as well he might. And he's one of these
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: guys that has become sort of like a famous cosmetic surgeon.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: So do you ever find, like you know, in America,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: they've got doctors that sort of go beyond their their
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: their clinic. And you'll have doctor pimple Popper who will
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: have made a name for it. She was just like
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: a dermatologist and all of a sudden she's a world
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: famous pimple popper. And then you've got the other two
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: doctors on Botched Their names escape me right now, but
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: they're famous in and of the right, like you know
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: people in the location. No, I'm going to this doctor oh,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I have no a doctor for that. Oh, I know,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you gotta go to my doctor. Well, doctor Boxer Walkler
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: has put all his chips on a patented system, scheme, procedure, procedure, procedure.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going through it here.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Color, Tom, the color of your eyes.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: This is beyond terrifying. I'm actually gone through it here.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: And there's always all these testimonies that everybody has a headshot,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, it's not like you know,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Norah and that's low. It's everybody's an actor. Everybody's oh yes, exactly. Yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: So let's imagine the last Okay, so this is like
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: imagine at last having the eye color you always wish
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: you were born with. Oh yeah, okay, No, what you
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: can't see your own fucking eyes. You're literally looking out
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, Tom, it's of all the things
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: that anybody would want to change, I can't see eye
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: color being high on the list, But there are plenty
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: of people who do. The Good Doctor has three point
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: four million followers on TikTok. And this again, this is
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: this is not your GP up. The way that's treating
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: athletes for and you know, pushing their piles back in.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: This is like a famous person in and of their
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: own right, and his patented technique for color in your
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: eyes has produced some quite terrifying results.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: To him, I'm looking at the first flight and it
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: is literally Blade. It is literally Wes this nice from Blade,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Like his body.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Seems to have turned around and said, what is do
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you want, oh Sam ied husky for me please?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: But this, oh, my Jesus Christ, that is not an
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: eye color. That is see. This is where they all
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: go wrong. Like I'm doing. I do a bit in
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: the New Specialists done with now soon'll be coming out.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: But it's talking about the teeth, the turkey teeth thing
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: and the turkey. I'm okay with people getting turkey teeth.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: If you don't like your teeth, okay, fair enough. I
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: think you should lean into the fact that you cant
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: gammy teeth if you haven't, and be that guy. But anyway,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: but I said, well, would you come back with things
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: that look like teeth, because you're coming back with Wrigley's
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: chewing gums jammed up into your gum like that. You
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: couldn't have looked at them up in the desk wind.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, Tom, that's exactly what these people. These
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: people are coming back out of doctor Boco box of
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Walkler's clinic with what can only be described as turkey eyes.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: People are coming out way worse. Everybody I'm looking.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: At looks improvement in one of them.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: They all look like those before and after, you know
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: those ones where it's the the mugshot where somebody's oh,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: you've been on crack for five years, and this is
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: where you're at now. So this is his selling point, right,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I'm going to just give you like he's written you
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: never like like I'm gonna describe how the font looks,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: and this might make sense right to people. So for years,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: if you lom for having crystal blue eyes that's in
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: bold or not in bold, vibrant green eyes that's in bold,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: now you finally can perhaps you have brown eyes, but
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: dream of having them lighter brown bold Like warm honey?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: What do you mean warm honey? The temperature of the
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: fucking honey does not change what are we talking about
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: here now, doctor brown?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Honey? Tom is a good way of saying yellow. Would
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: you like yellow eyes?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Do you want a liver problem for all your family
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: to see? Well? Why not command in here to me.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: And it's it's what I can't understand, Tom, is you
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: sent me some of the surgery before and Apple and anybody
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: that gets the reveal of their eyes okay, number one.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know whether it's from the surgery or whether
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: it's pure emotion, but they're all balling their eyes out,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: crying with happiness, like they are tears running down their faces, like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: oh my god. At first, I thought, like, has this
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: man like cured sight loss in these people? Has he
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: actually given them the ability to see? No, they were
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: they hated their eyes so much that now that they
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: have them tinted, they're like overcome with emotion, like nothing
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: has ever happened as happy for these people. He has this,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: and they do not look good. Tom. I'm sorry to
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: each their own, but they look terrifying. They look like
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: stage one zombies.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Well here's here's his colorize is actually trademark, that's literally
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: what he's called it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is his thing. It's his thing. You can't
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: get this done anywhere else.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: And this is what this is what worries me. Okay,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: if you're in for the day or overnight, you know
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: what I mean. You're in a gown and all the
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: rest of it, and it's it's a procedure. No, it's
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: a it is a quick fifteen minute per eye procedure.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: And here's a word that see. Okay, I'm going to
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: read the whole thing and see if you find the
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: word that I find very worrying. Colorizer trademark is a
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: quick fifteen minute perie procedure, typically painless, that instantly changes
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: the color of your eyes. You want to find the
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: word in there that really worries me.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, typically doing an awful lot of Yeah traffic camera
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: right there, that is fucking worrying.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, he's not giving away anything, right, He's
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: not saying what he's doing. I'm imagining he must be layering.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: He must be welding on like a filter or something.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: He can't be or is the inject the eyes because
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I've seen people get the white.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Eyed yeah, which seen the tattoo eyes, And I'm like, okay,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I bet enjoy going blind on.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Literally, this is not that you hate your parents, speak like, No,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: He uses an advanced laser to create a circular shaped
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: tunnel in the corner. So he use the laser blow
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: a hole in your fucking eye, right, nice? Then he
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: uses custom made tools to extend this channel, so he
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: hoax at it with a bit of a pen, right,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: his custom made tools. Yeah, yeah, he made these himself.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Did you ever get like, do you ever get like
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: the straw of a capri and then bite it to
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: a bit of sharper so he can pick your teeth.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what you doing here, would you believe it?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: The outlied. Actually, he was trying to poke lace through
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: his boot the other day and he then found a
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: nail in his pocket and it wasn't sharp anymore, so
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: he just rubbed it really hard on a block and
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: then created it and.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: You could call that it. Yeah, he could crame designed tool.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: And lastly, he injects ink into the channels, so he
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: makes holes in her eyes and injects ink into them
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to give you honey gold, steel gray, and olive green eyes,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: because that's what you want, tom olive green eyes, like
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: fucking data from Star Trek.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I want the eyes, my eyes to be
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: the color of a British Army tank, like do you
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? I want a saracen green is
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: what I want my eyes to look like.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I want my eyes to look like I am either
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: dying or already.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Dead, if I swear to God, if Rick doesn't kick
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: the door in, or you're man with the leather jacket
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: and a baseball bat with a bat wire around it
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: and starts smashing people SAIDs open because if that fella's
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: walking down the street at me and just double looks
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: at me, I'm sorry. I'm taking him out.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: And we'll put some of them up on the social media's.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: But every single one of them looked like their next
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: line is going to be don't come near me. I'm bitten.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: But I haven't told the rest of my group yet
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: because it's you know, that fucker who gets bit in
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: the eggler doesn't say it till the last minute. He's fine,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: just trying to walk it off, like your eyes have
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: turned fucking putrid. Jesus, it's it's, uh.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe we're wrong, Tom, Maybe we're wrong, like you know,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: body modification, knock yourself out, gung nuts. We tend not to.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: It takes a lot to get Tom and Jerry off
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: the fence on this one. Normally we're living. Let live
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: kind of people say, yeah, go ahead, get the big boobs,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: get the arsh lifted, get your hair done in turkey,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: get the turkey teeth done, get your get that snip
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: above your stomach that drops your willy down in another range.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: H get whatever you want. We're not gonna make you
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: this lab because you're doing that. But doctor box or
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Walkler is an affront to God, and we got to
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: we had to get out of the soapbox on this one.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Or are we wrong? I'm gonna have to throw this
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: one open to the audience time? Will you?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Would anybody do? I don't like who like? It's
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: one thing you look down, you hate that cut your hands,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: or you've always wanted bigger taits, or you wanted a
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: bigger flute, as you said, or your arse is flat,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: or you've got a gammy nose that you can see
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: out the end of your You know you're Jesus just
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: can't relate, Okay, I personally I would say lead into
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: it and be that guy. But that's your call. But
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: the eye color, it's not like anybody's born with no
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: eye color. You've got an eye color like what? Oh?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I just want to stand out and do I get it? Okay?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: All right? You go to certain countries, certain races of
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: people are typically when you know what I mean, when
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: they're they're I suppose they're not mixed race whatever. You
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: find a lot of them have similar eye color. But
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, put you boring bastard. Is do you
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: think your your your personality is gonna suddenly change or
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you're gonna walk into the room people gonna go, that's
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: the guy I want to talk.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: To you in all my days on this rock and
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: all the Kirk and I did back in the day
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: for what it was. But at the same time, you know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I never once was chatting up a lassie talking to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: a lassie and taught himself, you know, wud be prettier
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: if your eyes looked like two pistoles in a snowbank there.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Love to be fair, I mean, I've chatted girls with
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: black lazy eyes and stuff there. It's literally the last
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: thing that I would care about, you know what.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, might even bother the button on the necklist.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: If you've got if you've got an eye patch, and
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I can look past that part of the pond, but
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I really can't. It's okay, it's all right, It's not
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: what I'm gonna need.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: If you've got two eyes that look like, you know,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: aerial liquid tabs. No, I'm sorry, not gonna do. They
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: look like the powerball tabs that you put in the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: bare squat. That's what these people are coming out with.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: It's just like greeny white and then just absolute chock
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: red powerball eyes.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: It's do you know what it is? You say powerful?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I see power aid. You know the high blue one like, well,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: there's that doesn't exist in nature at all. Where is
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: this fellow get his dye from? I mean, one chat
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: to anybody who's ever seen an eye before we go, okay,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: before I put this in? Now, can I do you
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: might have ever get the secretary there? Just have a
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: look to see if they die? And she walks in. Ah,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: it's the same color as my red ob agan outside,
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: and that's called hyper blue. I don't see why not
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I should.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Mix in a little bit of dijon mayonnaise with Jesus, Mother, Mary,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Mother Christ. But there you go, folks. Maybe we're wrong.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: It happens from time to time. You can let us
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: know in the comments. Maybe you find these eyes incredibly
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: sexy and we're just like stupid idiots, or maybe we're not.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe you want to have a row about it, and
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: if you don't have a row about that, maybe you
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: want to have a row about something else.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I think it's time to have a rail row. Don't stop.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: We right around about this week, Tom.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: A proper rail rout, because I have a feeling that
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: you're going to be okay with what. I'm not okay
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: on this one, but I took great pleasure. I took
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: great pleasure in because I've been in it and it's
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: was one of the bleakest things on the existing planet
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: that we know of, Like there are places in Outer
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Mongolia that still whispered it the absolute carnage of jingus Can,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: because that's how you're supposed to say it, jingus Can
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: for when he laid you know, he just pillaged and
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: just laid waste to lands that still crows speak of
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: how scary those times were. None of that compares to
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: walking through the crumbling shopping center, which.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: You can for for out there listeners, Tom, you're not
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: talking about the crumbling shopping center. You're talking about the
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: crumbling shopping center exactly. Although it was, as you're about
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: to spill, crumbling.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: It was crumbling. It's been crumbling since the day they
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: built it. It was hideous when they built it. It is.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Do you know when you look at you watch the
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Snapper or one of those, or you watch like the commitments,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: you go, god, fuck, Dublin was bleak. This is literally
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: the building embodiment of that bleakness. And I'm looking at it,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: going yeah, take that ship and think down. And now
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: there was a great Twitter page belong to it, and
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: it was somebody just parodying like it was somebody. Actually
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: it was like it was as said to you building
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: and they would talk about, you know, as if it
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: was a popping place like it was. Death becomes you
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: as a building anyway, And it was utterly the saddest
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: thing you'd see.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: But here, here's here's where the route kicked off. Is
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that you were happy to see Crumlin Shop in Santa
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Paul down and you can probably list ten or twelve more.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Proper is still warm. I can go to it. I
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, Tom, I don't like to see buildings
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: like that disappear.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Oh listen, listen. I I love concret, you know me.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I love concrete, you know And and and I'm a
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: very I'm an odd person, Tom. This shouldn't be news
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: to anybody, because only a couple of weeks ago they
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: can handled the forty nine a bus and I was like, yeah,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: cancel another few while they're I don't care, you know,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: it means nothing to me, dead inside or whatsoever. And
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I've never been in the Crumblin shopping center, but there
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: was something about a building like that being torn down,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm gonna get to a day where
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: we have none of these old shopping centers and then
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be sorrowful tears cried.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: But there I'm all for pulling down new shopping centers.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Oh you're just just shopping centers in general, just to
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: pull them all down. But any of these eye sores
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: are still like while if if those machines, but it
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: looks like it was a shot peep of shit. Anyway,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: those machines, if you've day hired them and they're all
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: done by twelve o'clock, I get them up on the
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: truck and strike them straight down to those two big
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: pull bag fucking towers as well and pull them.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Did you hate them?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I hate those dirty bastard and things. They serve no
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: purpose whatsoever. And I concrete could go fill in a
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: hole in someplace.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I eat the sea, make a start on the sea.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: But we to the shopping center from now town to
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: tell you, like, you know, this is this is not
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: a this is not just a crumblin phenomenon, because you
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: will notice that you'll hear about the death of male
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: culture in America where all the malls of America are
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: being closed and shut down. And just as the malls
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: killed the high streets, online retail has killed in the malls.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: That's just it's a dog eat dog world and it's
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: come over here to Ireland. A lot of air malls,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: air shopping centers are closing down. The one that is
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: closest to my heart was done Dog Shopping Center in
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: dund Dog not don Dog, Maryland, the.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Dogman Dog Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: And it like I have such fun memories of that
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: building from my childhood. That's where I've seen Santya. That's
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: where you went to the big Queensworth. That's where they
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: had a crazy prices that a bookshop that I could
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: just walk around with my eyes closed right now, Like
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I have such a connection to that place and I
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: would have loved to take my kids to it, but
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: they don't have that anymore. They put up a big tesco. Yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I mean the paradise and put up a discount retailer.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: It is the place of with the licking jar. I'm sorry.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I had a handful of times that I walked through
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: any shopping center and it's even the older ones are
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: even bleaker like that, thinking crumbling there was that. I
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: think there was a Duns in there, and if I
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: remember correctly, I was in there once and I asked
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: a woman a question in the duns about where a
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: thing might be, and it was like I had slapped
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: her first born and she worked there, Jared, like she
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: was a manager. She was like, yo, you know what
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not like you know. Just because the shopping centers
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: are the cathedrals of the modern world doesn't mean everybody
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: in them the cardinal town. This is correct, But let
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Let me ask you a
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: question before we get up to Crumblin. Where was your
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: local big ass shopping center back home?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I think that there was one in Clanmel. But I again,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I just couldn't understand the wandering around looking in at things,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: just like the wandering is what bothered me. And it
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: was like this.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: It was just like this.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Cattle mart of wonderers of just people.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You Were you ever, I'm all rat, Tom. Were you
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: ever like you say, in your late teens, early twenties
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: or like that, the kind of person that would go
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: hang around the shop and c.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: No, there wasn't I was. Yeah, yeah, I most definitely wasn't.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: There wasn't the mentality wasn't there in any of us.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I think maybe it was kind of a work orientated thing. Also,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: there was a bit of a trick to get to one.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: But what I do I mean, like not for nothing
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: as well, but when I was in school and the dog,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: we'd go down to the shop and and you just
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: like you'd put through the record shop or the DVD
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: shop or like you know, you know, go read the
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: magazines and not pay for them and then just kind
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: of just kind of loiter, just kind of hang around.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: It was just where people went. It was like a
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: disco in the middle of the day with no dancing
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: and no drink and for all people around.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Like, if you write that down on paper right now,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: that sounds like the shittest.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Time, Tom, Yeah, it is bleak. But again, like I say,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I have a nostalgic feeling for and I know that
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of people in the Krumlin area probably spent
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of the time in the Krumlin shopping Center.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, don't get me wrong. I had notions as a
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: child of actually sneaking into one, being locked into that purpose.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I spend the night in there, like I saw a.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Bigger pardon don of the dead. I got my daism
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: and Donald's mixed up there, don't know the dead Where
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: they have the shopping center all to themselves and the
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: zombies the right side. I'm like, wonderful, exactly where i'd
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: head for myself. You lock that place up, Yeah, just
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: shop till you drop. Everything's free A what a wonderful
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: place to live. I probably completely missed the point of
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: that movie. Yeah it shouldn't be this is great, but
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I thought it was great.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: But just like that, if they closed the doors and
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: you're the one in it and it isn't as zombie
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: a populist, but for whatever reason they've decided to close
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: the doors, you're all in it, and there's no justifi
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: viable reason as to why you now have to die
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: with all these people because you went in to look
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: through the window of a waterstones, You're like, for the
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: love and underage Jesus, if I'm gonna have to go
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: absolutely postal on these people around me, I would have
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: wanted to have been in here for a reason. And
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: there's no reason to be in the shop and center.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: There's just people tripping over each other. And it's these
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: old like I'm sure that the bigger ones and the
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: more modern ones, I don't know, are they a better
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: thing and whatnot? But these old man do you know
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: what it is? Do you know what they are? They're
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: an outlet like who's second second divorce? Do you know
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Too gone now? And he's turned the
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: corner where he's met I don't know a sympathetic girl
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: in her thirties who's now trying to dress him. But
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: like he's got a pair of hits now, you know
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: what I mean, he's fifty seven, he's now she's trying
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: to dress him like with stuff that a guy, you know,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: his skinny jeans and stuff like that. And it's just
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: sometimes it's just time to call it a day.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: And I will say, Tom, when you go into an
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: old shopping center, like you're go into an old proper
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: old sc style shopping center and you look around and
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: like a vape shop that side.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: But that that's all that that's that's all that's fit
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: to be in these things nowadays.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: That should be that should be an uh uh travel agents.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: But here I listen. When I I get, I get
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: there might be in the standard of Amida. But when
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: you're looking at say, okay, it's an article, you know,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: a thing from the twenties, Okay, it was like the
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: vast majority of these things were slapped together hunks of
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: ship with absolutely no consideration for anything around them.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: That is what I That is what I wanted to say,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: because I was I bore witness to the closing of
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: a shopping center in Dundalk. Not the old shopping center,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: the good one. There was another place called carl Village
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: that was built then our ended hand that redeveloped it,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: and thought that this was like everybody was going to
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: flock to this and had one big supermarket and it
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: had a Super Quinn and a bunch of other shops there.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: So you went to shop and Super Quinn and then
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: you know, you stop for coffee and you got your haircut,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: You went to the chemistry, bought a record like that's
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: how those are, or smaller shops exist when the anchor
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: store is in there. But Super Queen was that one
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: that's shut in like the thousand and nine remember all
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: the Super Queens and yeah in the country shot. So
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: when that went nothing went in and then all of
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: a sudden you just have like a news agents and
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: a record shop and a coffee shop in the middle
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: and nowhere with nobody had any any purpose down there whatsoever, whatsoever,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: And one by one they all just shut like it
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: was very sad to see. So that place opened and
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: shot within like five years. Here's the thing I'm going
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: to get out, tom when when a plays like that shot,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do with it. You can't convert
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: that into flats.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: You see this into exactly what I'm saying, right, Maybe
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: it's my problem done. Maybe it's my problem with the
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: actual building itself, like not the idea of them, because
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: they actually you know, it felt kind of the same way.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: But at least it's got an opportunity to spring in
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: new the way they did one in Clamel was they
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: had they built a kind of a if you imagine
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: a kind of pedestrian quarter, so at kind of a
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: pedestrian tea jumping that they kind of created in the
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: middle of the town. They built a long super queen
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: on one side and then all the other the other
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: sides of what would be the you know a capital
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: t had outdoor shops, do you know what I mean,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: so they could survive somewhat. Now someone went down, all right,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: and some of them been reinvented. But had they been
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: all under the one roof of some big concrete, rebarred
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: building that was designed with absolutely no sense of architecture
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: whatsoever and just all fire into one industrial end of
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: the town, they were goosed. At least you could fight
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: your corner if you're away from the actual you know
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: EPC that went that ship the bed like, So maybe
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: it's my problem with the actual physical building and it
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: just I'll come under my umbrella, sure I look after
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: a Ye you will in your hole, Yeah you will.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: As soon as you're gone.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: You're gone, and there everybody else because there's nothing setter
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: like that Crumlin shop is centered. A few times a
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: walked in there, it was all shot bard of duns
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: and it's one Texas chicken hut. Like there's literally what
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: it was called Texas Chicken Hut and you're walking through
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: all these closed there's nothing bleaker. And you're walking through
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: and there's like two shops in a place that has
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: enough units for like forty more shops.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: It's like, well, isn't And I'll tell you, I'll tell
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: you what is somewhat bleaker than that. Tom is when
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: a shopping center opens and it's got like done or
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: whatever in it, and then you have all these coming
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: soon retail units coming soon, coming soon, this, coming soon that,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: and that place has been there for ten years and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: nothing has ever opened.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the sea is wearing off just from just
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: from weather and air conditioning. It's wearing off.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And there's like a there's like a a decal
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: of a of a of a coffee shop on the windows,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: and it's all starting to peel off. Like there's never
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: going to be coffee shopping there. It's stup of bastards.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: You even know, you know the couple that are holding
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: hands like walking in kind of in the decal. You
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: know there either dead now or in old homes. You know.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Australia.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, living in Australia exactly, not even nearby. Probably got
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: paid in PUDs for the photo shoot.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I think we may bring the Crumblin
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: vote out in the comments for this one, because perhaps
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: you lived in the Krumblin area and you have very
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: strong opinions pro or anti the shopping center. But remember
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: this isn't a about Crumlin shopping Center itself, because that
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: place is gone. We can never bring it back. Guys.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: This is about saving the few remaining shopping centers from
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: our childhoods that still exist in Ireland, or if you're
• 45:37
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• 45:40
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