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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Now more marks amone on sevent ten wa.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it looks pretty nice outside here in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of Manhattan. It looks like I mean, there's some snow left,
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  Speaker 2: but I'd say seventy five percent of the snow is gone.
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  Speaker 2: Sidewalks clear as can be, streets clear, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people out there, traffic, everything out there. It's getting better.
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  Speaker 2: And again it's gonna be a warm weekend. It'll be
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  Speaker 2: in the forties. That'll get rid of all the snow
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  Speaker 2: once and for all. So, hey, President Trump, yesterday, you
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  Speaker 2: know they had to kill another assassin shows up at
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  Speaker 2: mar A Lago, another assassin with a shotgun and a
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  Speaker 2: can of gas. They said, he got through the perimeter.
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  Speaker 2: For what I'm hearing is he got through the gate somehow.
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  Speaker 2: There's two different gates, well actually three, but some of
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  Speaker 2: them got through one of the gates and was on
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  Speaker 2: the grounds.
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  Speaker 1: They had to shoot him. But the President yesterday, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's always, always, always talking to the press, unlike previous presidents.
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  Speaker 1: So they asked him a comment about this mar A
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  Speaker 1: Lago assassin that showed up, and he said, quote, I
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of people gunning for me. That's a
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  Speaker 1: pretty good response. He said, you read about all these
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  Speaker 1: crazy shooters, but they only go after consequential presidents. They
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  Speaker 1: don't go after non consequential presidents. So maybe I want
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  Speaker 1: to be a little less consequential. The audience laughed a little.
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  Speaker 1: I know, is that true? They only go out Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they went after Kennedy. Well, there were two assassination attempts
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  Speaker 1: on Gerald Ford. I wouldn't call him the most consequential president,
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  Speaker 1: but they do tend to go after the biggest, greatest names,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Kennedy, Martin Luther, King, Bobby Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think Ford had two assassination attempts.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean where they actually had to shoot the person,
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  Speaker 1: they're going to arrest the person. I don't think. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's made that's pretty good. I think
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  Speaker 1: Trump now holds the all time record these assassins. This
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  Speaker 1: guy was young, he was twenty. The shooter in Butler, Pennsylvania. Young.
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  Speaker 1: They're often very young. Lee Harvey Oswold was a pretty
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  Speaker 1: young guy. You got to be young and crazy to
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  Speaker 1: do something like that. President Trump got Mexico yesterday to
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  Speaker 1: handover one hundred cartel leaders drug cartel leaders. You know,
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of Salomonco's, like if you watch Breaking Bad.
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  Speaker 1: They were in Mexico that have been held there, but
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  Speaker 1: the President wants them returned to the United States. He
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  Speaker 1: wants to try them here for crimes against America. He
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  Speaker 1: calls this whole cartel group a foreign terrorist organization. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how he did it, but he got Mexico
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  Speaker 1: to very quietly ship one hundred of them back to
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  Speaker 1: the United States where they will face justice here. One
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  Speaker 1: hundred cartel members. Now expect Democrats right now, they're trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out if the cartel has an actual flag.
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  Speaker 1: Expect him to start using that flag on the Facebook profile,
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  Speaker 1: on Twitter. I expect him to start wearing lapel pins
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  Speaker 1: with the flag of the drug car tells. Hey, Gavin
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  Speaker 1: Newsom getting a lot of flak now. He appears and
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  Speaker 1: has appeared for months, to be the leading candidate for
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight. He's the guy way out in front
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  Speaker 1: as the top candidate for twenty twenty eight. And as
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  Speaker 1: I always remind you, historically, whoever's out in front at
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  Speaker 1: this point never gets the nomination. If you go back
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  Speaker 1: through history, whoever is out in front three years early,
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  Speaker 1: three years before the election, two years before the election.
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  Speaker 1: It's always somebody like this, always like a good looking,
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  Speaker 1: pretty boy, good on TV kind of guy who becomes
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  Speaker 1: the front runner and then never gets it. John Edwards
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  Speaker 1: comes to mind, Gary Hart. There's a whole bunch of them,
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  Speaker 1: but they never get the nomination. So a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people think Newsom wiped himself out. You know, AOC was
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  Speaker 1: also talked about for twenty twenty eight. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: people think with her ridiculously stupid answer on Taiwan, making
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  Speaker 1: it clear she's an absolute babbling idiot on foreign policy,
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  Speaker 1: they think that's the end of her presidential chances. And
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  Speaker 1: they think Newsom did that this week when he just
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  Speaker 1: put down black voters, minorities he's talking about. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Democrats have a history of this. Democrats will say the
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  Speaker 1: most racist things. And I don't know why do you
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  Speaker 1: think that is exactly? Are they racist or are they
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  Speaker 1: just they're pandering so much that they don't even realize
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  Speaker 1: what the hell they're saying. They're so busy pandering, And
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  Speaker 1: just the whole idea whether the minority voters they cannot
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  Speaker 1: they can't get id they wouldn't know how to get
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  Speaker 1: a driver's license. They won't know how to get a photoid.
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  Speaker 1: It's the most racist thing you could say. But listen
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  Speaker 1: to Kathy Holk of the governor. I mean, who could
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  Speaker 1: say anything this stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't
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  Speaker 3: even know what the word a computer is.
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  Speaker 2: They they don't know these things.
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  Speaker 1: And she's serious about this. They say these things here.
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  Speaker 1: So Newsom is trying to pander to black voters, and
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  Speaker 1: he said, you know, I'm just like you. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: he's not just like anybody. I don't know anybody like
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  Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom. He was born a wealthy kid, wealthy family
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  Speaker 1: and privileged kidding, he's a wealthy guy. Now you always
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  Speaker 1: see him in this restaurant, that restaurant on ordering an
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  Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars bottle of wine. He's not just like anybody,
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  Speaker 1: but he it's so insulting. I'm just like you. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: I got an SAT score a nine p sixty, which
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  Speaker 1: is is that low? I guess that's considered very very low.
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  Speaker 1: I probably got an eight hundred. I was the worst
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  Speaker 1: student in the world. But so he's assuming if you're
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  Speaker 1: a minority voter, you must really be dumb and get
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  Speaker 1: a low SAT score. But it's the dumbest thing he
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  Speaker 1: could have said.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not you know, I'm not trying to impress you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to impress upon you. I'm like you,
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  Speaker 3: I'm no better than you.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a nine to sixty SAT guy, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not trying to offend anyone, you know, trying
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  Speaker 3: to act all there. If you got nine forty, but
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  Speaker 3: literally a nine sixty SAT guy, I cannot you you've
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  Speaker 3: never seen me read a speech.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they cut the clip. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: they cut the clip. He goes on to say, I
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  Speaker 1: never read a speech because I can't read. He's just pandering.
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  Speaker 1: Now there's a clip of him from about maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: a year ago. I had this clip where he was
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  Speaker 1: talking about some book. He said, it's a three hundred
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  Speaker 1: page book. I read it in one night. It's the
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  Speaker 1: most riveting book. He's going who could read a three
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  Speaker 1: hundred page book in one night? But obviously he reads.
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  Speaker 1: So he's just lying and pandering. But he thinks that's
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  Speaker 1: how you talk to a black audience. Oh, I'm dumb.
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  Speaker 1: I have a nine sixty SAT or you talk like hold.
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  Speaker 3: Young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't
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  Speaker 3: even know what the word a computer is. They don't know,
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  Speaker 3: they don't know these things.
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  Speaker 1: It's the dumbest, racist, most awful nonsense. Now Newsom is
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  Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble for this. Now coming up
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  Speaker 1: this weekend, there's a big conference, big Democratic conference in
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  Speaker 1: South Carolina. That's Clyburn's territory, but it's in South Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big deal, this Democratic gathering, in fact, such
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  Speaker 1: a big deal. They're going to Joe Biden is going
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  Speaker 1: to come in and make a speech. Joe Biden is
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  Speaker 1: going to make a speech to say you saw how
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  Speaker 1: bad he was when he was in office, Watch him
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  Speaker 1: now that he's rusty, watch him now that he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: done a speech in six months. You're going to hear
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  Speaker 1: a lot of as he tries to make this speech.
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  Speaker 1: But Kamala Harris will be there. So what do you
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  Speaker 1: do about Newsom with this racist crap that he's spewing out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's Clyburn going to do, what's Kamala
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  Speaker 1: going to do, what's Joe Biden going to do? I
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  Speaker 1: would assume that they've had enough of this guy. They're
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  Speaker 1: not too thrilled with this guy. So you might see
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  Speaker 1: them shots at him just to once and for all
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  Speaker 1: get rid of. Hey. You know, the Trump organization is
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  Speaker 1: run by Eric Trump, who's a brilliant, brilliant guy. He
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  Speaker 1: very quietly, you know, he's not a big show boat
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  Speaker 1: kind of a guy. He's a quiet sort of guy. Businessman.
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  Speaker 1: Wrote a great book, by the way, you should read.
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  Speaker 1: But the Trump organization doing major deals all over the world.
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  Speaker 1: They're building I think it's Dubai and incredible hotel. But
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  Speaker 1: they announced yesterday building a hotel. Oh actually it's a
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  Speaker 1: Trump Tower, hotel offices, the whole deal Australia. But it'll
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  Speaker 1: be the tallest skyscraper ever in Australia. Big, big project.
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  Speaker 1: Eric doing an incredible job running that company. Hey, this incident.
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  Speaker 1: If you go to my Twitter you can see the video.
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  Speaker 1: This was horrible, just horrible yesterday. Obviously it was you know,
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  Speaker 1: the height of the blizzard, snow everywhere, unbelievable amount of snow,
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  Speaker 1: and these guys it looks like it's in the park somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: There's the Washington Square parker somewhere. But they police a
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  Speaker 1: lot of police are walking through and these these guys
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  Speaker 1: make snowballs and hit the cops with them. I mean big,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and these were hard. This was wet snow yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: You can make some serious snowballs, but hitting cops in
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  Speaker 1: the head, in the face, it was just awful. This
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  Speaker 1: is the audio. I think. Yeah, it's one thing to
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  Speaker 1: boo the cops, which is pretty ugly in itself, pretty disgusting,
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  Speaker 1: but throwing these snowballs hit I mean hitting them hard
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  Speaker 1: in the face. So and again the good news it's Manhattan,
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  Speaker 1: which means you've got surveillance video everywhere. So Police Commissioner
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  Speaker 1: Jessica Titius put out a statement condemning this and saying,
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  Speaker 1: just to do that is criminal. You've actually committed a crime,
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  Speaker 1: and we will find you. So they're looking for I
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  Speaker 1: got to give these police officers credit. They stayed cool.
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  Speaker 1: They could have responded, they just kept walking. They were
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  Speaker 1: getting hit with a lot of snowballs in the head,
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  Speaker 1: in the face. They kept walking, They got into their car.
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  Speaker 1: They left very cool. Under fire. But the police commissioner
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  Speaker 1: said they will now detectives will now hunt down these guys,
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  Speaker 1: find them. The bad news is it's the middle of
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  Speaker 1: a blizzard, so many of them are covered up with
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  Speaker 1: you know, hood on and scarfs and all that. But
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  Speaker 1: hopefully he'll be able to identify them and prosecute them. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the bad news is, where are you going to prosecute them?
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  Speaker 1: In New York? With Alvin Bragg snowball, He's gonna let
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  Speaker 1: everybody go. The good news is you got if we
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  Speaker 1: ever get in a real trouble with this Alvin Bragg
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  Speaker 1: letting every criminal news, You've got a great US attorney,
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  Speaker 1: Jay Clayton, who is the US Attorney for the Southern
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  Speaker 1: District that's New York City and Manhattan, and he has
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  Speaker 1: said he will step in and take over, you know,
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  Speaker 1: federal charges, go after these guys and charge them federally.
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  Speaker 1: So that would be a great thing. One of the
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  Speaker 1: greatest things I ever saw. I knew a guy he's
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  Speaker 1: no longer with us. Brad Corbett was a great businessman,
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  Speaker 1: and he owned the Texas Rangers, and he was a
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  Speaker 1: big Texan and he although he spent a lot of
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  Speaker 1: his time here, lived here a lot of the time. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I was with him, and Nolan Ryan was with us,
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  Speaker 1: the great pitcher at the time. Maybe the greatest pitcher
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  Speaker 1: in baseball at one time. Anyway, We're at this restaurant
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  Speaker 1: in little Italy and it was just like this, in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of a big snowstorm. And we came out
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  Speaker 1: of the restaurant and across the street it's little Lialy.
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  Speaker 1: There's I'm like, tough kids across the street making snowballs
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  Speaker 1: and throwing them at us. Now, who would recognize Nolan
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  Speaker 1: Ryan and civilian clothes, you know, and bundled up. But
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  Speaker 1: Brad turned to him and said, go ahead, get him.
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  Speaker 1: Nolan Ryan, the greatest pitcher in baseball, reaches down, makes
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  Speaker 1: a snowball, throws it one hundred miles an hour, hits
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  Speaker 1: the kid right between the eyes, reaches down, gets another
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  Speaker 1: snowball one hundred miles an hour right between the eyes
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  Speaker 1: of the other kid. Is the most incredible pitching I
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  Speaker 1: have ever seen. Now, of course they just turned and
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  Speaker 1: ran real fast, but it was amazing to watch. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: the Epstein stuff. More and more people getting taken down
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  Speaker 1: with these Epstein files. Not Donald Trump, He's got nothing.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing you'll find with him in the Epstein
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  Speaker 1: files is how much Epstein hated them. And there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff in there. But you know they'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what Trump is in there thirty eight thousand times. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: thirty seven thousand, nine hundred of the times, it's Epstein,
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  Speaker 1: badmouthing Trump, meeting with his enemies like Michael Wolf, the
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  Speaker 1: horrible little, weasly little guy, plotting against Trump, plotting to
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  Speaker 1: go after him. Even when it's Bannon and Epstein they're
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  Speaker 1: plotting against Trump, talking about Baddie Is. But yesterday, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Prince Ane Andrew of course got arrested. But yesterday they
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  Speaker 1: arrested a major figure in England. He was the former
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  Speaker 1: UK ambassador to the United States. That's a big position
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  Speaker 1: in England when you're the United Kingdom's ambassador to the US. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he was arrested yesterday on suspicion that he was also involved,
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  Speaker 1: like Prince Andrew, with giving Epstein classified documents. He's seventy
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  Speaker 1: two years old. They came and arrested him. He's now
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  Speaker 1: going to be facing some very very serious charges. And
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  Speaker 1: Epstein was very good. Guys like Epstein who are weasily slimy,
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  Speaker 1: with a ton of money, with millions millions. They have
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  Speaker 1: what's known as Check's appeal. You know, everybody loves them.
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  Speaker 1: The colleges love them because they write huge checks. The
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  Speaker 1: charities love him, they write huge checks. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: celebrities will hang around because a guy like that will
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  Speaker 1: pay for everything. You'll lend you his playing, You'll give
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  Speaker 1: you an apartment. You want to make a movie, a
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  Speaker 1: TV show, a project, he'll finance it. And when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to politicians, as who used to say, they're like taxicabs,
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  Speaker 1: you can hire them. When it comes to politicians, many
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  Speaker 1: of them like money. And the UK Ambassador, Prince Andrew
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  Speaker 1: and whatever. If you read through the files, Prince Andrew
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  Speaker 1: is always getting everything from Epstein. I need an apartment
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  Speaker 1: for a week. I need to use your apartment in Paris.
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  Speaker 1: Can I have your current driver? Can I use your plane?
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  Speaker 1: And this UK ambassador now in big, big trouble because
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  Speaker 1: of the Epstein stuff. Hey, yesterday, President Trump, it was
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  Speaker 1: a very touching thing at the White House. You invited
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  Speaker 1: angel families, people have had their loved ones killed, murdered,
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  Speaker 1: Angel Family Day ceremony and the President made quite a
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  Speaker 1: touching speech. Well, a lot of people are a little myth.
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  Speaker 1: They can't believe that CNN and ms NOW or MSNBC
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  Speaker 1: or whatever the hell it is. Refuse to cover it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very big thing. You know, it's in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the day. It's not like you're interrupting your
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  Speaker 1: primetime shows. It's the middle of the day usually any
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  Speaker 1: if this were Biden, of course, they would would have
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  Speaker 1: covered it. They would have rerun it eighteen times. But
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  Speaker 1: because it was President Trump and they say it was
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  Speaker 1: a tear jerking event, they didn't cover it. They refused
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  Speaker 1: to cover it. Hey, we'll take some calls next. Eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number.
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.