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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 46 - Saving Gavin · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

• 0:10
  JarJim: Hello weary traveler.
• 0:12
  JarJim: I'm not sure what strange magic
• 0:14
  JarJim: must have brought you here, but
• 0:15
  JarJim: you have stepped into a realm of
• 0:17
  JarJim: my creation.
• 0:19
  JarJim: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory.
• 0:22
  JarJim: And most importantly, lots of gold.
• 0:25
  JarJim: I call it Island Dumas.
• 0:28
  JarJim: Who am I?
• 0:28
  JarJim: You might ask?
• 0:30
  JarJim: The name is Jojo and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
• 0:34
  JarJim: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them
• 0:39
  JarJim: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a
• 0:42
  JarJim: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank,
• 0:47
  JarJim: so I filled them in myself.
• 0:49
  JarJim: I sent them to this pocket dimension into the city I had
• 0:53
  JarJim: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to.
• 0:57
  JarJim: Can these fools passed my test
• 1:00
  JarJim: or will they be trapped here
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  JarJim: forever?
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  JarJim: So experience my world of trials
• 1:05
  JarJim: and tribulations and join
• 1:07
  JarJim: alongside this posse of pitiful
• 1:09
  JarJim: people.
• 1:10
  JarJim: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Isla Numis.
• 1:16
  Skyler: Welcome back, everybody to
• 1:17
  Skyler: another episode of Criminals of
• 1:18
  Skyler: Isla Numis.
• 1:19
  Skyler: My name is Skyler.
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  Skyler: I'm your game master.
• 1:22
  Skyler: And today, joining me once
• 1:24
  Skyler: again, we have Fatty Lumpkins as
• 1:27
  Skyler: Kato.
• 1:28
  Skyler: We have Quinn playing Lil Sauce.
• 1:32
  Skyler: We have Kameron who's playing Roderick, and we have Jaxon
• 1:36
  Skyler: who's playing Dez.
• 1:37
  Skyler: Hello.
• 1:38
  Skyler: As the same as last episode.
• 1:40
  Skyler: We still don't have Dave.
• 1:41
  Skyler: He is unavailable right now.
• 1:43
  Skyler: He usually plays Maki but that is okay.
• 1:45
  Skyler: He will be back next time, next episode.
• 1:48
  Skyler: With that being said, we will jump right back into Criminals
• 1:52
  Skyler: of Isla Numis.
• 1:59
  Skyler: Where we last left off, you guys
• 2:02
  Skyler: managed to escape the hordes of
• 2:04
  Skyler: euphoria thralls, as well as the
• 2:07
  Skyler: Fortuna snakes that were
• 2:08
  Skyler: attacking you guys in the
• 2:09
  Skyler: streets.
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  Skyler: It seems that all across island, numerous these thralls have been
• 2:14
  Skyler: popping up, causing all sorts of mayhem and chaos.
• 2:18
  Skyler: All those people that took euphoria, that did not possess a
• 2:21
  Skyler: willpower to overcome the mind control that came from it.
• 2:24
  Skyler: You guys were able to follow your friends from the Rock
• 2:28
  Skyler: Bottoms Club back to their club, which is now sort of like an HQ
• 2:31
  Skyler: for you guys, I guess.
• 2:33
  Skyler: Uh, you guys talk down to Dino about smuggling you into the
• 2:36
  Skyler: King's castle, where the beam of light you had seen previously
• 2:40
  Skyler: had erupted from.
• 2:42
  Skyler: And just as you guys were finishing up these plans, all of
• 2:45
  Skyler: a sudden a figure entered the room and revealed himself as
• 2:49
  Skyler: none other than Jar Jim, the deity that put you guys in this
• 2:55
  Skyler: place to begin with, the one that you've been talking to
• 2:58
  Skyler: through the rocky talkie all this time is now here with you.
• 3:03
  JarJim: Uh, what I'm saying is, is, uh, I can, I can inevitably help you
• 3:10
  JarJim: guys get out of here.
• 3:11
  JarJim: Bets off.
• 3:12
  JarJim: No more million gold pieces.
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  JarJim: I'll just beam you guys out of here.
• 3:18
  JarJim: Okay.
• 3:18
  JarJim: Do it right now.
• 3:19
  JarJim: That.
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  JarJim: That's the tricky part.
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  JarJim: Uh, I can't right now.
• 3:25
  JarJim: Why?
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  JarJim: Uh, because I don't have my powers.
• 3:32
  Fatty (Keto): What type of god loses his powers?
• 3:34
  JarJim: Yeah. You know, you you.
• 3:36
  Fatty (Keto): Gotta be a lowercase god.
• 3:37
  Cameron (Rorick): So you lost your powers and got sent down here with us?
• 3:41
  JarJim: Well, it was the order was the other way around.
• 3:44
  Cameron (Rorick): You got sent down here with us
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  Cameron (Rorick): and then lost your powers,
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  Cameron (Rorick): correct?
• 3:48
  Cameron (Rorick): Serves you right.
• 3:49
  Fatty (Keto): It's real chicken or the egg type thing.
• 3:51
  Skyler: Well, okay.
• 3:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Serves you right.
• 3:53
  Skyler: I mean, I don't look, I. Okay?
• 3:55
  Skyler: I get you mad at me.
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  Cameron (Rorick): This is what you get for
• 3:58
  Cameron (Rorick): trapping people in a pocket
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  Cameron (Rorick): dimension.
• 4:00
  Skyler: Hey, look.
• 4:01
  Skyler: All right, you're right.
• 4:02
  Skyler: Okay?
• 4:03
  Skyler: I shouldn't have done it.
• 4:05
  Skyler: I'm a bad boy.
• 4:07
  Skyler: He puts his finger to his cheek and twists it in sort of like a,
• 4:11
  Skyler: I don't know, whatever cheeky kind of way.
• 4:13
  Skyler: All right, I get it.
• 4:15
  Skyler: I shouldn't have done that.
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  Skyler: But I can fix it by getting you guys out.
• 4:20
  Skyler: Now, when we get my powers back, how we gotta.
• 4:26
  Cameron (Rorick): How'd you lose them?
• 4:27
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 4:28
  Cameron (Rorick): Wait a minute.
• 4:28
  Cameron (Rorick): Are you charging?
• 4:30
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 4:31
  Skyler: Uh, you must be little.
• 4:33
  Skyler: I don't know why I'm saying it like that.
• 4:35
  Skyler: I've been watching you for a while.
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  Skyler: Hi. I'm Jim.
• 4:38
  Skyler: You're a little sauce.
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  Cameron (Rorick): Don't shake his hand.
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  Skyler: I only have.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): one question for you.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): And one question only.
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  Skyler: Do you want me to answer it, yes or no?
• 4:47
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'll beat you up.
• 4:48
  Skyler: That's not a. That's not a question.
• 4:50
  Skyler: No. Can he.
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  Skyler: Is that your question?
• 4:52
  Skyler: You only get one.
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  Skyler: No, we get unlimited.
• 4:55
  Skyler: Now.
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  Skyler: You don't have powers.
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  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): That's fair.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I only got one question and one question to ask you.
• 5:00
  Skyler: Okay.
• 5:01
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Where's Benji?
• 5:03
  Skyler: Oh, he's still in the arcade, which I don't have access to.
• 5:07
  Skyler: Sorry.
• 5:08
  Fatty (Keto): No more level ups.
• 5:10
  Skyler: I honestly eleven gold.
• 5:12
  Skyler: Hey. So how'd you lose your powers?
• 5:15
  Skyler: Okay, so you saw that big beam of light?
• 5:18
  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Skyler: Did that zap him away?
• 5:20
  Skyler: Was that you?
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  Skyler: Did that send you down?
• 5:21
  Skyler: Yeah, that was me.
• 5:22
  Skyler: Was that the King's Castle?
• 5:24
  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Skyler: Okay.
• 5:25
  Skyler: Cool.
• 5:25
  Skyler: You were right.
• 5:26
  Skyler: Little sauce.
• 5:26
  Skyler: I just came from there.
• 5:28
  Skyler: Dino was.
• 5:29
  Skyler: You just run all the way over here?
• 5:30
  Skyler: Well, I, I managed to escape.
• 5:32
  Skyler: I got in the sewers, and then I just followed the beam of light
• 5:35
  Skyler: from the rock.
• 5:36
  Skyler: Oh, okay.
• 5:37
  Skyler: That's smart.
• 5:38
  Skyler: Um, did you, um.
• 5:39
  Skyler: Do you want to join us on our plan?
• 5:41
  Skyler: Where Dino is going to take us
• 5:42
  Skyler: to the castle and we're going to
• 5:43
  Skyler: kick butt.
• 5:44
  Fatty (Keto): Wait. Why do we need to go to the castle now?
• 5:46
  Fatty (Keto): We know what the light was.
• 5:47
  Skyler: Yeah, but that's where his powers are.
• 5:49
  Skyler: Yeah, I'm guessing we have to go kill whatever.
• 5:52
  Skyler: Is it, sprout?
• 5:53
  Skyler: Did he take your powers?
• 5:54
  Skyler: Uh, there was a that was a weird
• 5:57
  Skyler: looking, muscular halfling that
• 5:59
  Skyler: was there.
• 6:00
  Skyler: And he was the one that they were putting a suit on.
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  Skyler: Was he big?
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  Skyler: Yeah, he was like.
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  Skyler: He was like, thick.
• 6:07
  Skyler: How do you know he was a halfling?
• 6:09
  Skyler: Uh, he had, you know, that, you know, that sort of body
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  Skyler: structure that halflings have.
• 6:14
  Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:15
  Skyler: You, you know, you saw big hairy feet.
• 6:17
  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Skyler: It was a halfling.
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  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Skyler: Oh, oh.
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  Skyler: So there was sprout.
• 6:23
  Skyler: Uh, and they were hooking up this suit to him.
• 6:25
  Skyler: And then they had that connected to the leech, the bug.
• 6:29
  Fatty (Keto): A leech or the leech.
• 6:31
  Skyler: I would say the leech because it started out as a little leech
• 6:34
  Skyler: when they put it on me.
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  Skyler: And now it's the size of like a dragon.
• 6:39
  Skyler: What do you mean put it on you?
• 6:41
  Skyler: Are you?
• 6:41
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I was gender.
• 6:42
  Skyler: I don't know this pretender.
• 6:44
  Skyler: We asked him this before.
• 6:46
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I know, but maybe he lied to us.
• 6:48
  Skyler: I don't, he's dead when we ask a question.
• 6:50
  Skyler: He's not allowed to lie.
• 6:51
  Skyler: Was that a lie?
• 6:52
  Skyler: No.
• 6:53
  Skyler: Oh. I told the truth.
• 6:55
  Skyler: I don't know this pretender.
• 6:56
  Skyler: I don't know, uh.
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  Skyler: But what I was saying was the leech was pulling my power.
• 7:01
  Skyler: Like I could feel it.
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  Skyler: Like sucking my power.
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  Skyler: They get you.
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  Skyler: Oh, they had, like, this weird glass cylinder.
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  Skyler: And when it sucked me into it, I couldn't do my powers.
• 7:13
  Skyler: Huh?
• 7:14
  Skyler: Who did it?
• 7:15
  Skyler: Um, I remember there was a lady with a top hat, and she had a
• 7:19
  Skyler: robot arm, and there was a guy there, and he had a robot thing
• 7:23
  Skyler: in his chest.
• 7:25
  Skyler: When those people happened to be
• 7:28
  Skyler: the people you sent you a long
• 7:30
  Skyler: time ago.
• 7:30
  Skyler: No, I don't know those people.
• 7:32
  Skyler: Oh.
• 7:33
  Fatty (Keto): Do you remember the people you sent here a long time ago?
• 7:36
  Skyler: Yeah. Yeah. Was there a guy named Jerome?
• 7:40
  Skyler: Oh, yeah, I remember that dude.
• 7:45
  Skyler: That dude sucked.
• 7:46
  Skyler: So you did send him here?
• 7:48
  Skyler: Oh, one hundred percent.
• 7:49
  Skyler: That was a tricky one though.
• 7:51
  Skyler: We had a whole competition going
• 7:53
  Skyler: where he said he could make a
• 7:55
  Skyler: cooler world with his powers
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  Skyler: than I could, and so we both
• 8:01
  Skyler: made our own worlds inside of
• 8:04
  Skyler: pocket dimensions.
• 8:05
  Skyler: And that's how I made Isla Nunez.
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  Skyler: I got my God friends to help me
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  Skyler: make it, and then he made his
• 8:11
  Skyler: own world.
• 8:12
  Skyler: But you know what's kind of funny?
• 8:15
  Skyler: I had this wizard friend of mine.
• 8:17
  Skyler: He was like, really good with magic.
• 8:19
  Skyler: And I had him go into his dreams
• 8:22
  Skyler: and, like, screw up his whole
• 8:24
  Skyler: world.
• 8:25
  Skyler: It was hilarious.
• 8:26
  Skyler: So then when we came out of it and we were all done with our
• 8:29
  Skyler: worlds, and we had the God of, of sort of like judgment and
• 8:34
  Skyler: fairness, like justice and stuff, I don't know, she does.
• 8:37
  Skyler: She's got a lot of food on her plate.
• 8:39
  Skyler: Anyway, she was a judge because
• 8:40
  Skyler: she's non-biased and she's a
• 8:42
  Skyler: fair person.
• 8:43
  Skyler: And she's just like, dude, your
• 8:45
  Skyler: dream, your world is a train
• 8:47
  Skyler: wreck.
• 8:48
  Skyler: And then she looked at mine and
• 8:49
  Skyler: she's like, yeah, that one's
• 8:50
  Skyler: pretty good.
• 8:51
  Skyler: So he wins.
• 8:52
  Skyler: And the prize was the loser got stuck in the winner's world.
• 8:56
  Skyler: So that's how June got stuck in Ireland.
• 8:59
  Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
• 9:00
  Skyler: I'm pretty proud of that one because, I mean, I'll be honest
• 9:03
  Skyler: with you, nobody liked that guy.
• 9:04
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 9:06
  Skyler: A lot of people here like that guy.
• 9:08
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 9:08
  Skyler: That's kind of a problem because he was pretty smart.
• 9:12
  Skyler: He started a whole cult.
• 9:13
  Skyler: The.
• 9:14
  Skyler: They're the ones who did the whole summoning thing.
• 9:18
  Skyler: Well, that makes sense.
• 9:20
  Skyler: That's probably why I'm here.
• 9:22
  Skyler: Yeah, that really sucks.
• 9:25
  Skyler: But you didn't see him.
• 9:26
  Skyler: I would have figured he would have been there gloating over
• 9:29
  Skyler: you and be like, aha!
• 9:30
  Skyler: I got you, you loser.
• 9:32
  Skyler: Now you're stuck here with me.
• 9:34
  Skyler: Oh, yeah, he was there.
• 9:35
  Skyler: You didn't ask that.
• 9:37
  Skyler: That was my first question.
• 9:39
  Skyler: Well, you asked if they were here.
• 9:41
  Skyler: I asked who was there.
• 9:42
  Skyler: I figured you would have led with Jerome.
• 9:44
  Skyler: Oh, well, it sounded like you guys knew people.
• 9:47
  Skyler: And then I asked, was anyone you sent here?
• 9:49
  Skyler: There?
• 9:49
  Skyler: And you went, no, no. You asked
• 9:52
  Skyler: if the two people I had listed
• 9:53
  Skyler: up until that point were the
• 9:55
  Skyler: people that I sent here, which
• 9:57
  Skyler: they are not, was the other
• 9:59
  Skyler: person.
• 9:59
  Skyler: You say you're there?
• 10:00
  Skyler: Oh yeah.
• 10:01
  Skyler: Droom was there besides Droom?
• 10:03
  Skyler: Oh, no. Oh.
• 10:05
  Skyler: Who's the other person you sent here?
• 10:07
  Skyler: Oh, some hag that tried to trick me one time.
• 10:10
  Skyler: What's her name?
• 10:11
  Skyler: Uh, I don't remember, but she was like, uh, one of those, uh,
• 10:17
  Skyler: what do they call them?
• 10:18
  Skyler: Uh, Shadow hag or something like that.
• 10:21
  Skyler: I think the last time I heard anything about her.
• 10:25
  Skyler: I took a peek in here one time, and I was like, well, you know,
• 10:29
  Skyler: what's she doing?
• 10:30
  Skyler: I think somebody captured her and was making a fight in the
• 10:34
  Skyler: coliseums or something.
• 10:35
  Fatty (Keto): Was that one of the monsters that we were supposed to fight?
• 10:38
  Fatty (Keto): Mhm.
• 10:38
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, that was the third monster.
• 10:41
  Cameron (Rorick): The shadow hag.
• 10:42
  Cameron (Rorick): Mhm.
• 10:43
  Fatty (Keto): Let's go find her.
• 10:44
  Fatty (Keto): No, we're not on a time crunch.
• 10:46
  Cameron (Rorick): That's okay.
• 10:47
  Skyler: Jerome is gonna be a way worse.
• 10:50
  Skyler: He's gonna be a way worse problem than that shadow hag.
• 10:53
  Skyler: She.
• 10:53
  Skyler: She's just like.
• 10:54
  Skyler: I just didn't like the way that she tried to trick me.
• 10:57
  Fatty (Keto): But back to us getting out.
• 10:58
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 10:59
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 10:59
  Cameron (Rorick): We go to the castle.
• 11:01
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 11:01
  Cameron (Rorick): And we do.
• 11:03
  Skyler: What?
• 11:03
  Skyler: Okay, well, here's what I'm gonna say.
• 11:05
  Skyler: There's gonna be.
• 11:07
  Skyler: It's a force to reckon with over there.
• 11:10
  Skyler: They got droom.
• 11:11
  Skyler: That's your biggest problem.
• 11:13
  Skyler: But whoever those other two
• 11:14
  Skyler: people were that I already
• 11:15
  Skyler: mentioned, there's some magic
• 11:17
  Skyler: looking chick.
• 11:19
  Skyler: Uh, she's got, like, interns.
• 11:22
  Skyler: One dude is, like, in all black,
• 11:24
  Skyler: and he kept, like, making little
• 11:26
  Skyler: shadows.
• 11:27
  Skyler: And then the other one was like a bookworm.
• 11:29
  Skyler: She was just reading the whole time.
• 11:30
  Skyler: She had bright red hair.
• 11:31
  Skyler: It was pretty, pretty cool, huh?
• 11:34
  Skyler: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:38
  Mr. McGriddle: I'm gonna make it.
• 11:40
  Jackson (Dez): It's not gonna make it.
• 11:41
  Jackson (Dez): How do I make it?
• 11:43
  Cameron (Rorick): Jim, are you okay?
• 11:44
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 11:44
  Skyler: Sorry.
• 11:44
  Skyler: I'm just getting used to having lost all my God powers.
• 11:48
  Cameron (Rorick): You have no God powers.
• 11:50
  Skyler: Well, actually, I do have a little bit left.
• 11:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, you beat me to it.
• 11:57
  Skyler: No, not on me.
• 11:58
  Skyler: It's in there.
• 12:00
  Skyler: And he points at the rocky talkie.
• 12:02
  Skyler: His finger glows like E.T..
• 12:06
  Cameron (Rorick): What do you mean.
• 12:07
  Skyler: I?
• 12:07
  Skyler: Well, there's some there's.
• 12:08
  Skyler: Some of my magic is in there.
• 12:10
  Fatty (Keto): Kato's gonna pull the whole
• 12:11
  Fatty (Keto): Gimli thing and just take a
• 12:13
  Fatty (Keto): swing with the glaive at the
• 12:14
  Fatty (Keto): rocky talkie.
• 12:15
  Skyler: Okay.
• 12:15
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah.
• 12:16
  Skyler: Roll an attack.
• 12:16
  Cameron (Rorick): Where's the rocky talkie right now?
• 12:18
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, wait.
• 12:19
  Cameron (Rorick): That's right.
• 12:19
  Cameron (Rorick): He's holding it.
• 12:20
  Cameron (Rorick): Sources.
• 12:21
  Cameron (Rorick): Pocket.
• 12:21
  Cameron (Rorick): He's holding it because he rubbed it.
• 12:23
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, yeah.
• 12:23
  Cameron (Rorick): You just.
• 12:24
  Skyler: You roll a nat one.
• 12:25
  Skyler: You're slicing off little sources hand.
• 12:26
  Skyler: I'm just gonna say that right.
• 12:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Now.
• 12:28
  Fatty (Keto): There's a three but not a one.
• 12:30
  Skyler: Oh you miss okay.
• 12:31
  Skyler: He pulls it away just at the last second.
• 12:35
  Fatty (Keto): Okay, I got nothing.
• 12:36
  Skyler: Whoa whoa whoa.
• 12:37
  Skyler: Why are you trying to why are you trying to break it?
• 12:40
  Fatty (Keto): How are we supposed to get the powers out?
• 12:42
  Skyler: Well, I can get the powers out.
• 12:44
  Skyler: I want to give it to you.
• 12:45
  Skyler: Eat the rock, eat the rock, eat the rock, eat the rock.
• 12:50
  Skyler: Please don't eat the rock.
• 12:52
  Skyler: Eat it.
• 12:53
  Skyler: Don't know.
• 12:54
  Skyler: Don't eat the rock.
• 12:55
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I lick.
• 12:55
  Skyler: It. Ooh, it's just salty.
• 12:57
  Jackson (Dez): This is his fault for sending in
• 12:59
  Jackson (Dez): a bunch of idiots into his
• 13:00
  Jackson (Dez): pocket dimension.
• 13:01
  Jackson (Dez): What did he think was gonna happen?
• 13:03
  Skyler: You won't be able to get the powers that only I can get the
• 13:06
  Skyler: powers out of it.
• 13:07
  Skyler: Or I guess the guys back at the castle could get the.
• 13:09
  Skyler: Oh, let's.
• 13:10
  Jackson (Dez): Go bargain with them.
• 13:11
  Jackson (Dez): They've got more power.
• 13:12
  Skyler: I don't think they're gonna want that.
• 13:14
  Skyler: Well, I guess they would, but I don't know.
• 13:17
  Skyler: Not that bad.
• 13:17
  Skyler: What are they even doing?
• 13:19
  Skyler: Uh, it looked like they were trying to transfer my God powers
• 13:22
  Skyler: into the little guy who was now a big guy.
• 13:25
  Skyler: What's he gonna do?
• 13:27
  Skyler: Is he gonna.
• 13:27
  Jackson (Dez): Make, like, a portal that gets us all out of here?
• 13:29
  Jackson (Dez): Because we could just go over there and help him.
• 13:31
  Skyler: Oh, dude, they just want to get themselves out.
• 13:34
  Skyler: Who's themselves?
• 13:36
  Skyler: I don't know, they're, uh.
• 13:37
  Skyler: You said they're a cult.
• 13:38
  Skyler: This is just the inner circle.
• 13:40
  Skyler: I guess.
• 13:40
  Jackson (Dez): Just their inner circle.
• 13:42
  Skyler: Yeah. their leaders or whatever.
• 13:43
  Jackson (Dez): And they don't want us to join
• 13:45
  Jackson (Dez): because they tried killing us
• 13:46
  Jackson (Dez): last time.
• 13:47
  Jackson (Dez): Because somebody I look at Kato,
• 13:50
  Jackson (Dez): tried to steal from them when
• 13:52
  Jackson (Dez): they were thinking we were good
• 13:54
  Jackson (Dez): guys.
• 13:54
  Fatty (Keto): There's no proof to that.
• 13:56
  Fatty (Keto): I was invisible proof.
• 13:58
  Fatty (Keto): We all watched there, I was
• 13:59
  Fatty (Keto): invisible, I watched, it was a
• 14:02
  Fatty (Keto): draft.
• 14:03
  Fatty (Keto): It was a draft from the a c vent.
• 14:05
  Fatty (Keto): It knocked the thing over and
• 14:07
  Fatty (Keto): shorted out their electric
• 14:08
  Fatty (Keto): fence.
• 14:09
  Fatty (Keto): I was not there.
• 14:10
  Fatty (Keto): You can't prove coincidences all at once.
• 14:13
  Fatty (Keto): You can't prove anything.
• 14:14
  Fatty (Keto): Pay no attention to these burn marks on my hands.
• 14:17
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 14:18
  Jackson (Dez): From yesterday.
• 14:19
  Skyler: Uh, so can I get that rock?
• 14:21
  Jackson (Dez): What are you gonna do with it?
• 14:23
  Skyler: Uh, try to help so that we can beat these guys.
• 14:26
  Jackson (Dez): Give him the rock.
• 14:27
  Jackson (Dez): I am freaking care.
• 14:29
  Fatty (Keto): What if you gave us your God powers?
• 14:31
  Fatty (Keto): You can't be trusted.
• 14:32
  Skyler: I could give you some powers.
• 14:34
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, yeah?
• 14:34
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, yeah.
• 14:34
  Jackson (Dez): Give it to him.
• 14:35
  Jackson (Dez): Give it to him, give it to him.
• 14:36
  Fatty (Keto): What do you.
• 14:36
  Jackson (Dez): Got?
• 14:37
  Jackson (Dez): Wait. No. I want five level ups.
• 14:39
  Skyler: I only have so much magic in that rock.
• 14:42
  Jackson (Dez): I will find there's five of us.
• 14:44
  Jackson (Dez): I want all five.
• 14:45
  Skyler: Well, that seems a bit unfair.
• 14:48
  Jackson (Dez): I can do math.
• 14:49
  Jackson (Dez): Think of your fellow man.
• 14:51
  Fatty (Keto): Give him the rock.
• 14:52
  Jackson (Dez): Does thinks internally about his
• 14:55
  Jackson (Dez): current level, and then is kind
• 14:57
  Jackson (Dez): of staring at you with a stink
• 14:59
  Jackson (Dez): eye.
• 15:01
  Jackson (Dez): What does.
• 15:02
  Jackson (Dez): What's the problem?
• 15:04
  Jackson (Dez): You want to make your strongest guy stronger?
• 15:08
  Skyler: What level is rock at?
• 15:09
  Skyler: Nine. Are you serious?
• 15:11
  Skyler: Dead.
• 15:11
  Skyler: Wow.
• 15:12
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, we.
• 15:13
  Skyler: Talked about this.
• 15:14
  Jackson (Dez): And I thought I was.
• 15:15
  Skyler: eight.
• 15:15
  Skyler: Yeah, I thought you were seven.
• 15:17
  Skyler: Yeah, I did too.
• 15:18
  Skyler: Wow.
• 15:18
  Jackson (Dez): I'm pretty sure he's almost thirty.
• 15:20
  Skyler: So the rock.
• 15:22
  Jackson (Dez): Give it to him.
• 15:24
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): All right.
• 15:24
  Jackson (Dez): But we all get two levels.
• 15:26
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Each. I throw it at him.
• 15:27
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Wait hard, intending to cause damage.
• 15:30
  Skyler: Uh, roll an attack.
• 15:32
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Just knocks.
• 15:33
  Jackson (Dez): Him out.
• 15:33
  Jackson (Dez): We're just standing.
• 15:34
  Skyler: There.
• 15:34
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Like floaty, not dirty twenty.
• 15:36
  Skyler: Okay, it hits him.
• 15:38
  Skyler: Uh, roll one 1D six.
• 15:40
  Jackson (Dez): All of the powers get sucked into his belly button.
• 15:43
  Skyler: Just inside the rock goes into him.
• 15:46
  Skyler: Eat the rock and he flies backwards and hits the wall.
• 15:49
  Skyler: And then you see the rock glow as some sort of oh, we.
• 15:54
  Jackson (Dez): Had to kick charge him.
• 15:55
  Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:56
  Skyler: Some sort of mystical energy goes into jar Jim.
• 16:00
  Skyler: And then the rock like plops out afterwards.
• 16:02
  Skyler: It kind of gets spit out of his chest and he goes, oh, it hurt.
• 16:06
  Skyler: But it also felt good.
• 16:09
  Skyler: That's weird.
• 16:10
  Fatty (Keto): It hurts so good.
• 16:11
  Skyler: It did.
• 16:12
  Skyler: All right.
• 16:14
  Jackson (Dez): Like hot break.
• 16:15
  Fatty (Keto): All right.
• 16:15
  Fatty (Keto): Get with the level up.
• 16:16
  Skyler: All right.
• 16:17
  Jackson (Dez): Two levels up each.
• 16:19
  Jackson (Dez): That was the deal.
• 16:20
  Skyler: This is all I got, guys.
• 16:22
  Jackson (Dez): He just kisses on the cheek.
• 16:26
  Skyler: I was gonna I was gonna have him do, like, a kumbaya circle
• 16:30
  Skyler: where, like, he's like, all right, let's all hold hands.
• 16:33
  Skyler: And he just sings to us and that's that.
• 16:36
  Skyler: Level up, my boys.
• 16:39
  Skyler: Level up.
• 16:42
  Skyler: Dino.
• 16:43
  Skyler: Come in.
• 16:43
  Skyler: Okay.
• 16:44
  Skyler: Okay.
• 16:45
  Jackson (Dez): Dino gets all of the levels now.
• 16:48
  Skyler: To be fair.
• 16:49
  Skyler: Karen, you're the only one who's gonna be disappointed though
• 16:53
  Skyler: this I can't I can't help you at level nine, I can't go.
• 16:57
  Skyler: Everybody else reaches level eight.
• 17:01
  Skyler: That's what I can do.
• 17:02
  Skyler: Whoa!
• 17:03
  Skyler: Oh, I can't do.
• 17:04
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): one.
• 17:04
  Skyler: Level. I can't.
• 17:05
  Skyler: I wanted to freaking upgrade from before this was over.
• 17:10
  Skyler: Do you have a level thing that would do?
• 17:11
  Skyler: That is four.
• 17:12
  Jackson (Dez): Levels for me?
• 17:13
  Skyler: Do you have a level thing that would do that?
• 17:15
  Skyler: My very next level was it.
• 17:16
  Skyler: It was my third artificer level.
• 17:18
  Skyler: It chooses my subclass.
• 17:20
  Skyler: All right.
• 17:20
  Skyler: I've literally been wanting this since frog got introduced.
• 17:23
  Skyler: Level.
• 17:23
  Skyler: I will give you the level so you can be level.
• 17:25
  Fatty (Keto): Do I get a level?
• 17:26
  Skyler: Well, you guys all get level.
• 17:27
  Skyler: What are you.
• 17:28
  Skyler: I was at eight.
• 17:29
  Skyler: Oh. All right, I'll put you nothing.
• 17:31
  Skyler: I'll put you at nine.
• 17:33
  Jackson (Dez): No, just give him a feat.
• 17:34
  Skyler: Give him another.
• 17:35
  Fatty (Keto): Feat. So many feat.
• 17:37
  Fatty (Keto): I am a straight up octopus over here.
• 17:39
  Skyler: All right.
• 17:40
  Skyler: But everybody else will get bumped up to level eight.
• 17:43
  Skyler: So wait, I get a level still.
• 17:46
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Skyler: He'll have he can have a level.
• 17:47
  Skyler: So we all go to eight.
• 17:49
  Skyler: Unless if you weren't at eight then you get one level.
• 17:52
  Skyler: If you're at eight or higher you get one more level.
• 17:54
  Skyler: I really just wanted to match everybody, all things
• 17:56
  Skyler: considered, but I'll just add to the challenge once you guys get
• 17:58
  Skyler: to the castle.
• 18:01
  Fatty (Keto): Oh.
• 18:01
  Skyler: It allows me to do what?
• 18:03
  Skyler: We've been wanting me to do this for a while.
• 18:06
  Skyler: I don't know, are we doing level ups right now?
• 18:09
  Skyler: Uh, I don't think so, because a lot of people are gaining a lot
• 18:12
  Skyler: of levels, which takes a while.
• 18:13
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 18:14
  Skyler: I pre-made Quinns for him.
• 18:16
  Skyler: I will message Dave afterwards,
• 18:19
  Skyler: but I don't think it'll affect
• 18:20
  Skyler: too much.
• 18:21
  Skyler: Jackson's easy.
• 18:22
  Skyler: Yeah, Jackson's got his on the app, so his mine's easy.
• 18:25
  Skyler: I already I've been ready for a while.
• 18:28
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 18:29
  Skyler: Which you almost didn't get.
• 18:30
  Skyler: Yeah I know.
• 18:32
  Skyler: So with that being said, you all
• 18:33
  Skyler: feel this massive jolt of power
• 18:37
  Skyler: emanate from and into you guys,
• 18:40
  Skyler: and after it passes, he looks
• 18:44
  Skyler: absolutely winded.
• 18:44
  Skyler: And he says, all right, that was my show of good faith.
• 18:51
  Skyler: Now, if you guys help me get the rest of my powers back, I can
• 18:56
  Skyler: beam us all out of here.
• 18:58
  Skyler: It will be good to go.
• 19:01
  Skyler: Deal?
• 19:03
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Deal.
• 19:05
  Jackson (Dez): Except, uh.
• 19:06
  Skyler: one thing.
• 19:08
  Skyler: What?
• 19:09
  Skyler: I don't feel any different.
• 19:11
  Skyler: Uh, are you sure?
• 19:14
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 19:14
  Skyler: No, I don't feel.
• 19:15
  Cameron (Rorick): Different at all.
• 19:16
  Cameron (Rorick): Actually, I feel about the same.
• 19:18
  Skyler: I'm pretty sure I felt the the
• 19:20
  Skyler: the feelings, all that good,
• 19:22
  Skyler: good stuff come out of me and
• 19:24
  Skyler: into you.
• 19:25
  Skyler: Into me and and the rest of you.
• 19:27
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Are you sure it was me?
• 19:29
  Skyler: I think so, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
• 19:31
  Jackson (Dez): Des feels much angrier.
• 19:33
  Jackson (Dez): Rory.
• 19:33
  Fatty (Keto): Rory, like.
• 19:34
  Skyler: Feels.
• 19:34
  Cameron (Rorick): Around him.
• 19:35
  Cameron (Rorick): He goes, I don't feel any different.
• 19:37
  Cameron (Rorick): You're shot.
• 19:38
  Cameron (Rorick): He's imagining, like, little lasers all shot at us.
• 19:41
  Cameron (Rorick): He's like, your shot kind of hit
• 19:42
  Cameron (Rorick): my chest, but I didn't feel
• 19:44
  Cameron (Rorick): anything.
• 19:44
  Cameron (Rorick): And he, like, feels at his chest and then.
• 19:46
  Skyler: Take his shirt.
• 19:47
  Cameron (Rorick): Off and he opens it.
• 19:50
  Cameron (Rorick): No. And he opens up his jacket and he looks.
• 19:54
  Cameron (Rorick): And inside of his jacket, right where the shot was, was frog.
• 19:57
  Fatty (Keto): But frog.
• 19:58
  Skyler: I'm so sorry, Rodrick.
• 20:00
  Skyler: I didn't mean to shoot him.
• 20:03
  Skyler: I'm really sorry.
• 20:04
  Cameron (Rorick): And grabs Frog and frog's unresponsive.
• 20:08
  Cameron (Rorick): It's just.
• 20:08
  Cameron (Rorick): He's just slumped over and Rodrick sets frog down on the
• 20:12
  Cameron (Rorick): ground and goes, ah!
• 20:14
  Cameron (Rorick): Poor frog!
• 20:15
  Skyler: Oh, he was a fan favorite, too.
• 20:17
  Cameron (Rorick): And then all of a sudden, out of
• 20:19
  Cameron (Rorick): nowhere, frog just starts
• 20:21
  Cameron (Rorick): growing.
• 20:22
  Skyler: What.
• 20:23
  Cameron (Rorick): He grows to be three.
• 20:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Times his size.
• 20:26
  Cameron (Rorick): It stands right.
• 20:27
  Cameron (Rorick): And he's just.
• 20:28
  Skyler: He. He stands up and then he go, looks at Rodrick and says.
• 20:34
  Fatty (Keto): Whoa!
• 20:36
  Fatty (Keto): Whoa!
• 20:37
  Skyler: Oh, he's not dead.
• 20:38
  Skyler: That's so good.
• 20:38
  Fatty (Keto): He's a big robot now.
• 20:40
  Fatty (Keto): Can he still fly?
• 20:42
  Skyler: No. He's like the little
• 20:46
  Skyler: propeller comes out and he like
• 20:47
  Skyler: hops and.
• 20:48
  Skyler: And that's about as far as I go.
• 20:50
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, well, at least.
• 20:51
  Fatty (Keto): He's bigger.
• 20:51
  Fatty (Keto): Now.
• 20:52
  Jackson (Dez): It's one of those propeller hats now.
• 20:53
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, that's even sicker.
• 20:55
  Jackson (Dez): You gotta get him a giant lollipop.
• 20:57
  Skyler: Still an infant.
• 20:58
  Skyler: Does he say or does he say?
• 20:59
  Speaker 14: Doo doo doo.
• 21:00
  Skyler: I find it funnier if he still
• 21:02
  Skyler: has his tiny voice, but he's
• 21:04
  Skyler: just big.
• 21:04
  Skyler: I like that, too.
• 21:05
  Skyler: I think that's funny.
• 21:06
  Skyler: It's.
• 21:07
  Skyler: He's my.
• 21:07
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm an artificer.
• 21:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Level three now.
• 21:09
  Cameron (Rorick): And he's my steel defender.
• 21:10
  Skyler: Nice. Okay. Okay. Very cool.
• 21:13
  Skyler: Well, it's a good thing that you've got him because, uh, that
• 21:16
  Skyler: was something that I was going to tell you guys before we head
• 21:18
  Skyler: off to the castle.
• 21:19
  Skyler: We're gonna need some kind of a small army.
• 21:23
  Skyler: So if you guys know anybody here that would be willing to fight.
• 21:27
  Fatty (Keto): There's the gravediggers.
• 21:29
  Fatty (Keto): The who?
• 21:30
  Fatty (Keto): The rock bottom.
• 21:31
  Skyler: Rock bottom.
• 21:32
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, they're all right here.
• 21:33
  Fatty (Keto): There's Bailey.
• 21:34
  Fatty (Keto): I pointed, I pointed Bailey.
• 21:36
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah.
• 21:37
  Mr. McGriddle: I'm here.
• 21:37
  Mr. McGriddle: Oh, jeez.
• 21:39
  Fatty (Keto): There's all these loose people that are here that we don't even
• 21:43
  Fatty (Keto): know at the rock bottom clubs.
• 21:45
  Fatty (Keto): There's that card, dude.
• 21:46
  The Card Man: I'm the card man.
• 21:47
  Fatty (Keto): There's that lady from the casino.
• 21:49
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, the old lady.
• 21:50
  Fatty (Keto): She packs a punch.
• 21:51
  Fatty (Keto): She beat me the crap.
• 21:53
  Fatty (Keto): I wouldn't I don't think she'd help us.
• 21:55
  Skyler: I don't see, I don't see an old lady.
• 21:57
  Fatty (Keto): Oh.
• 21:58
  Skyler: I'm saying you guys should, uh, maybe put out some cold calls.
• 22:02
  Fatty (Keto): Help!
• 22:02
  Fatty (Keto): We don't have.
• 22:03
  Skyler: Maybe go visit some people during this apocalypse.
• 22:07
  Skyler: Well, you could use the sewers, right?
• 22:09
  Cameron (Rorick): He looks around and gravestones like.
• 22:11
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, they do go just about.
• 22:13
  Skyler: Everywhere in.
• 22:14
  Cameron (Rorick): The city.
• 22:14
  Fatty (Keto): What else will we get?
• 22:16
  Jackson (Dez): I gotta say, we have not made many friends.
• 22:20
  Fatty (Keto): This is are the criminals of Island.
• 22:22
  Jackson (Dez): This is it.
• 22:23
  Fatty (Keto): I have one friend who I can call on in my time of need.
• 22:27
  Skyler: Oh, yeah?
• 22:28
  Fatty (Keto): Who's that?
• 22:29
  Fatty (Keto): Gavin.
• 22:30
  Skyler: Where's he at?
• 22:31
  Fatty (Keto): I don't.
• 22:32
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, I know where his house is.
• 22:34
  Fatty (Keto): It's right down the street from his house.
• 22:38
  Fatty (Keto): He ran there to go do laundry
• 22:40
  Fatty (Keto): when I wanted him to do a
• 22:41
  Fatty (Keto): mission.
• 22:41
  Skyler: Let's get that guy.
• 22:42
  Skyler: Who else could we get?
• 22:43
  Jackson (Dez): I think we should go door to door from little sources.
• 22:46
  Jackson (Dez): House.
• 22:47
  Jackson (Dez): Just go door to door.
• 22:48
  Skyler: Knock door.
• 22:49
  Skyler: Sewer to sewer.
• 22:50
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah. Just say, just knock on their front door and be like.
• 22:53
  Jackson (Dez): Want to join us?
• 22:54
  Jackson (Dez): Just.
• 22:55
  Skyler: Does that work out?
• 22:57
  Jackson (Dez): Well, let's make up some invitations.
• 22:59
  Jackson (Dez): Hand em out.
• 23:00
  Skyler: What if it says no soliciting on their door?
• 23:03
  Fatty (Keto): So we're going to Gavin's house.
• 23:06
  Jackson (Dez): Does not.
• 23:07
  Fatty (Keto): Do we know anyone else?
• 23:09
  Fatty (Keto): I don't know anyone else.
• 23:10
  Fatty (Keto): I'm looking at my friends list and it goes.
• 23:12
  Fatty (Keto): Gavin, what about the McGriddle guy?
• 23:14
  Fatty (Keto): Frog.
• 23:15
  Fatty (Keto): I wanted frog, I wanted griddle.
• 23:17
  Fatty (Keto): Barry Shadowcaster.
• 23:19
  Fatty (Keto): But I crossed him out because he's a bad guy now.
• 23:21
  Fatty (Keto): And I put Bailey.
• 23:22
  Fatty (Keto): So there's Bailey.
• 23:23
  Mr. McGriddle: Oh, yeah.
• 23:24
  Mr. McGriddle: I made the list.
• 23:25
  Fatty (Keto): Kato.
• 23:26
  Fatty (Keto): We got Papa McGriddle.
• 23:27
  Fatty (Keto): Dino the smuggler.
• 23:28
  Mr. McGriddle: Hey!
• 23:29
  Mr. McGriddle: That's me.
• 23:29
  Fatty (Keto): So all my friends are here except Gavin.
• 23:31
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Uh, Mr. McGriddle, he may not be
• 23:33
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): the best at rituals, but he can
• 23:34
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): catch rituals.
• 23:35
  Fatty (Keto): I don't think we can get to him.
• 23:38
  Fatty (Keto): He's across the river and we're using sewers.
• 23:42
  Skyler: Well, there's gotta be an inlet
• 23:43
  Skyler: and an outlet, because the water
• 23:46
  Skyler: from the river is what takes the
• 23:47
  Skyler: sewers away.
• 23:48
  Skyler: Right?
• 23:48
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): And then what day is it?
• 23:50
  Skyler: Uh, two.
• 23:52
  Skyler: Tuesday.
• 23:53
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh, it just so happens he's in town on Tuesday.
• 23:55
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Crazy.
• 23:56
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, he's across the street on Tuesdays.
• 23:59
  Skyler: Where's he.
• 23:59
  Jackson (Dez): At?
• 23:59
  Jackson (Dez): He's hanging out with Gavin.
• 24:01
  Jackson (Dez): Wait.
• 24:01
  Jackson (Dez): Where's he at?
• 24:02
  Fatty (Keto): He plays cards with Gavin on Tuesdays.
• 24:04
  Fatty (Keto): He does?
• 24:05
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): He plays cards with Gavin on Tuesdays.
• 24:07
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Crazy.
• 24:08
  Skyler: Guys, this is a bunch of euphoria zombies out there.
• 24:11
  Fatty (Keto): And it's no better time to hold up.
• 24:14
  Skyler: In the midst of that.
• 24:16
  Skyler: What, is he not in the midst of that?
• 24:18
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, we should probably go help him.
• 24:20
  Skyler: Let's go.
• 24:21
  Fatty (Keto): They might not realize the
• 24:22
  Fatty (Keto): apocalypse started because they
• 24:23
  Fatty (Keto): get really caught up in their
• 24:24
  Fatty (Keto): card game.
• 24:26
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I cannot believe it's Tuesday.
• 24:28
  Fatty (Keto): Well, they're also with their other buddy, too.
• 24:30
  Fatty (Keto): Uh, Herbert.
• 24:32
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh, Herbert's a real big, strong man.
• 24:35
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Lots of power.
• 24:35
  Fatty (Keto): And then their other friend, too.
• 24:37
  Fatty (Keto): Rumplestiltskin.
• 24:38
  Skyler: Rumplestiltskin. Rumplestiltskin.
• 24:40
  Skyler: He was the guy that served on the the.
• 24:42
  Skyler: When you guys were trying to get a little sauce.
• 24:44
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, we.
• 24:45
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, yeah.
• 24:45
  Fatty (Keto): That's how we knew him.
• 24:46
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): You guys got me off.
• 24:48
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): All right.
• 24:49
  Skyler: Rumplestiltskin got you off.
• 24:51
  Fatty (Keto): He covered for us when we understand.
• 24:53
  Fatty (Keto): Don't you remember?
• 24:54
  Fatty (Keto): We bribed him, like, ten gold, and he lied to the teeth for us.
• 24:59
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah.
• 24:59
  Fatty (Keto): He also plays poker with Mcgriddles dad.
• 25:02
  Skyler: Did you guys just set all of your few friends up?
• 25:06
  Skyler: Yeah, as as good buddies to play cards with everyone.
• 25:09
  Fatty (Keto): Surprisingly, they all knew each other already.
• 25:12
  Skyler: That is weird.
• 25:12
  Jackson (Dez): We are insane, man.
• 25:14
  Jackson (Dez): Crazy.
• 25:15
  Fatty (Keto): And then they have a fifth friend, Superman.
• 25:18
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, and then this, then this Batman.
• 25:23
  Skyler: Well, let's go get let's go.
• 25:24
  Fatty (Keto): Get.
• 25:26
  Skyler: Let's go get Mcgriddles.
• 25:28
  Fatty (Keto): LeBron James is there.
• 25:31
  Fatty (Keto): Bugs Bunny.
• 25:33
  Skyler: Let's go get your Mr. McGriddle and Gavin and so forth.
• 26:06
  Cameron (Rorick): So you guys go into the sewers and thanks to the help of a
• 26:10
  Cameron (Rorick): Dino, Dino specifically helps lead you guys through the sewers
• 26:13
  Cameron (Rorick): because he is very familiar with these sewers because he.
• 26:16
  Fatty (Keto): Avoids the law.
• 26:17
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. This is how he usually gets his goods around and does
• 26:21
  Cameron (Rorick): his smuggling work.
• 26:22
  Cameron (Rorick): He got, he's able to get you
• 26:23
  Cameron (Rorick): guys to when you guys tell him
• 26:25
  Cameron (Rorick): it's the tree in the Medium Hill
• 26:26
  Cameron (Rorick): District, he's.
• 26:27
  Mr. McGriddle: Like, oh yeah, I know that one.
• 26:29
  Mr. McGriddle: That's the only one there is.
• 26:31
  Mr. McGriddle: No one else lives in trees, you know.
• 26:33
  Jackson (Dez): It's the only tree.
• 26:34
  Jackson (Dez): It's the only, only tree.
• 26:35
  Mr. McGriddle: They've just chopped everything else down.
• 26:37
  Mr. McGriddle: Like it's that like it's the Lorax.
• 26:39
  Jackson (Dez): Or it's.
• 26:40
  Fatty (Keto): Like that world was designed like that.
• 26:42
  Mr. McGriddle: Oh, it could be.
• 26:43
  Fatty (Keto): Hey, look at.
• 26:44
  Fatty (Keto): We all look at George.
• 26:45
  Skyler: Why is everyone looking at me?
• 26:47
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, right.
• 26:49
  Skyler: This tree's here anyway.
• 26:51
  Cameron (Rorick): You guys get to it.
• 26:52
  Cameron (Rorick): You pop out the sewer into the
• 26:56
  Cameron (Rorick): house nearby, straight to our
• 26:59
  Cameron (Rorick): house.
• 26:59
  Cameron (Rorick): Or do you go to your little sister's house?
• 27:01
  Jackson (Dez): Do we need to go?
• 27:02
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm just saying.
• 27:02
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm just saying.
• 27:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Do you actually know where Gavin's house is?
• 27:05
  Cameron (Rorick): Like?
• 27:05
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, I know where.
• 27:06
  Cameron (Rorick): His house is.
• 27:07
  Fatty (Keto): In relation to little.
• 27:08
  Cameron (Rorick): House, and that's what I'm saying.
• 27:09
  Cameron (Rorick): Find it from if you pop you.
• 27:11
  Cameron (Rorick): So you'd want to pop out at little sources.
• 27:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 27:13
  Fatty (Keto): So that I could find it.
• 27:14
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay. That's what I figured.
• 27:15
  Cameron (Rorick): All right.
• 27:15
  Cameron (Rorick): So you pop out at Little Sources
• 27:17
  Cameron (Rorick): house, you look outside, you see
• 27:18
  Cameron (Rorick): a few scattered euphoria zombies
• 27:20
  Cameron (Rorick): here and there, but otherwise,
• 27:21
  Cameron (Rorick): it's a pretty clear shot over to
• 27:23
  Cameron (Rorick): Gavin's house.
• 27:24
  Jackson (Dez): Okay. Um, we see a few of the euphoria thralls.
• 27:29
  Jackson (Dez): Yes.
• 27:29
  Jackson (Dez): Uh, des would like to know what happens when you bonk them
• 27:32
  Jackson (Dez): really hard on the head.
• 27:33
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah.
• 27:33
  Fatty (Keto): We want.
• 27:33
  Fatty (Keto): I want to try that, too.
• 27:35
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay. Sounds good.
• 27:35
  Fatty (Keto): I get a big stick.
• 27:37
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay.
• 27:38
  Jackson (Dez): Des just makes a face.
• 27:39
  Jackson (Dez): You just.
• 27:39
  Cameron (Rorick): Rip a dead branch off.
• 27:40
  Fatty (Keto): one of the pool cues from his, uh, billiards table.
• 27:44
  Cameron (Rorick): In his.
• 27:44
  Fatty (Keto): Basement, which we never had the chance to play.
• 27:47
  Cameron (Rorick): That's true.
• 27:48
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, it's actually probably a
• 27:49
  Fatty (Keto): good thing about the little
• 27:50
  Fatty (Keto): sausage house.
• 27:51
  Fatty (Keto): Uh, you're gonna want to remind Dave we went there because if
• 27:54
  Fatty (Keto): you don't recall, he's growing something in the basement.
• 27:58
  Cameron (Rorick): He had that with him, actually.
• 27:59
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, did he bring that with him?
• 28:00
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, okay.
• 28:00
  Cameron (Rorick): He mentioned that.
• 28:01
  Fatty (Keto): Well, maybe you might grab a couple things to help with that.
• 28:03
  Fatty (Keto): Anyways, he can wreck on that, but, uh.
• 28:05
  Fatty (Keto): Anyways, I grab a big pool stick.
• 28:07
  Cameron (Rorick): All right.
• 28:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Each of you guys roll an attack.
• 28:10
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, I flip the glaive.
• 28:11
  Jackson (Dez): Around so it's blunt.
• 28:12
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay. Using the back end.
• 28:14
  Fatty (Keto): These two dudes.
• 28:16
  Jackson (Dez): Uh, sixteen.
• 28:17
  Cameron (Rorick): Nice.
• 28:17
  Jackson (Dez): Modified.
• 28:18
  Jackson (Dez): Uh, it's an eighteen one.
• 28:19
  Jackson (Dez): Okay.
• 28:20
  Cameron (Rorick): Hit, hit.
• 28:21
  Cameron (Rorick): That's two hits.
• 28:22
  Cameron (Rorick): Cato.
• 28:22
  Cameron (Rorick): hit hit.
• 28:23
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay.
• 28:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Sounds good.
• 28:24
  Cameron (Rorick): You all hit.
• 28:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Um, you deal a small amount of damage.
• 28:27
  Cameron (Rorick): I don't know if you want to roll for it or not.
• 28:29
  Cameron (Rorick): It's more about.
• 28:31
  Fatty (Keto): Non-lethal.
• 28:32
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, wow.
• 28:32
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay. Uh, two of the three of them, as you donk them and they
• 28:37
  Cameron (Rorick): fall to the ground, they get back up and they look at you and
• 28:40
  Cameron (Rorick): their eyes are no longer yellow.
• 28:43
  Jackson (Dez): Perfect.
• 28:44
  Fatty (Keto): Look, more people that more.
• 28:45
  Fatty (Keto): People to help us.
• 28:47
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, keto.
• 28:48
  Fatty (Keto): Cue the.
• 28:48
  Fatty (Keto): Tubthumping montage.
• 28:50
  Cameron (Rorick): The one that you donk.
• 28:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, he falls down and then he looks back at you and his eyes
• 28:55
  Cameron (Rorick): are still glowing and he goes.
• 28:57
  Speaker 20: Donk him again.
• 28:58
  Fatty (Keto): Okay?
• 28:59
  Fatty (Keto): He flips the glaive.
• 28:59
  Fatty (Keto): Around and then just stabs him.
• 29:01
  Fatty (Keto): Wow.
• 29:09
  Jackson (Dez): Des would like the opportunity
• 29:10
  Jackson (Dez): to at least punch him in the
• 29:12
  Jackson (Dez): face.
• 29:12
  Fatty (Keto): Okay, who?
• 29:14
  Fatty (Keto): The keto or the guy?
• 29:16
  Jackson (Dez): The thrall.
• 29:16
  Jackson (Dez): The thrall before he gets stabbed.
• 29:18
  Jackson (Dez): Okay, okay.
• 29:19
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, go for it.
• 29:20
  Cameron (Rorick): Go for it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 20: Oh.
• 29:21
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah. No, it's a, it's a a ten.
• 29:25
  Jackson (Dez): It's just I'm.
• 29:26
  Fatty (Keto): Oh good.
• 29:27
  Fatty (Keto): It doesn't hit.
• 29:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh okay.
• 29:28
  Cameron (Rorick): I was gonna say ten might actually hit.
• 29:30
  Cameron (Rorick): These are just normal people.
• 29:31
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I want to hit him with my staff.
• 29:33
  Cameron (Rorick): You can hit a different one.
• 29:34
  Jackson (Dez): We're all we're all just he.
• 29:36
  Cameron (Rorick): Manages to punch him.
• 29:37
  Jackson (Dez): Sick.
• 29:38
  Cameron (Rorick): I guess the question is, does.
• 29:39
  Jackson (Dez): Does he counter it?
• 29:40
  Cameron (Rorick): Nineteen okay, so then little sauce comes by and lays one
• 29:43
  Cameron (Rorick): singular punch into him.
• 29:45
  Cameron (Rorick): Roll.
• 29:45
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, oh, I roll.
• 29:46
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): There's a staff, I hit him, I blocked him with my staff.
• 29:49
  Cameron (Rorick): This guy is unconscious.
• 29:52
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, no.
• 29:53
  Speaker 20: I held you hard.
• 29:54
  Speaker 20: No.
• 29:55
  Fatty (Keto): He's not a threat anymore.
• 29:56
  Cameron (Rorick): That's true.
• 29:58
  Fatty (Keto): Don't just wake up with a killer headache.
• 30:00
  Fatty (Keto): Hey, look.
• 30:01
  Fatty (Keto): Gavin's house across from the laundromat like he said.
• 30:05
  Cameron (Rorick): Hey, dry cleaners, dry cleaners.
• 30:07
  Fatty (Keto): Sorry.
• 30:07
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Are you working our way down the street, then?
• 30:09
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. Towards Gavin's house?
• 30:11
  Cameron (Rorick): Yep. Yeah.
• 30:11
  Fatty (Keto): Beating up beating up homeless.
• 30:13
  Cameron (Rorick): There was only a couple of them just scattered throughout the.
• 30:15
  Fatty (Keto): Just being homeless people on the street.
• 30:17
  Fatty (Keto): I'm sorry.
• 30:17
  Fatty (Keto): Zombies in the street.
• 30:19
  Cameron (Rorick): So I think you guys successfully got through.
• 30:20
  Cameron (Rorick): What was there?
• 30:21
  Cameron (Rorick): You guys reached this?
• 30:22
  Cameron (Rorick): This is a.
• 30:22
  Fatty (Keto): Random question before we get to Gavin's house, we leveled up.
• 30:26
  Cameron (Rorick): Yes.
• 30:26
  Fatty (Keto): Was this level of incense that we also got of rest?
• 30:30
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): No.
• 30:31
  Fatty (Keto): So we did long rest.
• 30:32
  Fatty (Keto): No. Okay.
• 30:33
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I don't got my health back, right?
• 30:34
  Fatty (Keto): No, no, don't get our health back.
• 30:36
  Fatty (Keto): And we also don't get our spell slots back.
• 30:38
  Cameron (Rorick): Although again, I don't really think it'll be an issue.
• 30:41
  Cameron (Rorick): I don't think there's gonna be like a ridiculous amount of
• 30:43
  Cameron (Rorick): combat, if any yet.
• 30:45
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Well, there will be.
• 30:46
  Cameron (Rorick): But there will be.
• 30:46
  Fatty (Keto): Yes, but before that, we should take a.
• 30:48
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): We're gonna have to take.
• 30:49
  Fatty (Keto): We'll take a rest at the tree house.
• 30:51
  Fatty (Keto): I thought we were going straight to this castle.
• 30:53
  Fatty (Keto): I thought we were going to the Keebler Tree House.
• 30:56
  Fatty (Keto): We just were there.
• 30:58
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, no. Yes, we came.
• 31:00
  Fatty (Keto): Out of.
• 31:01
  Cameron (Rorick): You came out of it and ran over to.
• 31:02
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): We're going to Gavin.
• 31:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Yes.
• 31:03
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, we're at Gavin's.
• 31:04
  Fatty (Keto): I knocked on the door.
• 31:05
  Fatty (Keto): Yes, Gavin.
• 31:07
  Fatty (Keto): Best friend.
• 31:08
  Fatty (Keto): I'm here.
• 31:09
  Fatty (Keto): You here?
• 31:10
  Fatty (Keto): I'm sorry to interrupt.
• 31:11
  Fatty (Keto): Poker night.
• 31:12
  Cameron (Rorick): You hear the sound of, like, a table being knocked over.
• 31:16
  Cameron (Rorick): And then from the second floor,
• 31:18
  Cameron (Rorick): the window opens up and you see
• 31:21
  Cameron (Rorick): Mr. McGriddle.
• 31:22
  Cameron (Rorick): And he says, oh, oh, thank God you're here.
• 31:26
  Cameron (Rorick): Gavin's gone mad.
• 31:28
  Jackson (Dez): What?
• 31:29
  Mr. McGriddle: He's gone.
• 31:30
  Mr. McGriddle: He's trying to kill me.
• 31:31
  Fatty (Keto): Hit him on the head.
• 31:33
  Mr. McGriddle: With what?
• 31:34
  Fatty (Keto): A pan or something.
• 31:36
  Fatty (Keto): Let me in.
• 31:36
  Fatty (Keto): I'll.
• 31:37
  Mr. McGriddle: I can't let you in.
• 31:38
  Mr. McGriddle: He's downstairs.
• 31:40
  Fatty (Keto): I jump up and grab his hand or grab the windowsill like.
• 31:45
  Fatty (Keto): I run and jump and grab the windowsill and climb up.
• 31:47
  Fatty (Keto): Tiny little goblin.
• 31:48
  Fatty (Keto): How are you gonna jump up to the second story window?
• 31:51
  Fatty (Keto): I'm very.
• 31:52
  Fatty (Keto): Dexterous.
• 31:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Do it.
• 31:53
  Cameron (Rorick): Dex. Athletic.
• 31:54
  Fatty (Keto): I'm very acrobatic, I am.
• 31:56
  Fatty (Keto): Can I acrobatic this?
• 31:58
  Cameron (Rorick): If you climb it, then yes.
• 31:59
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah. I sound like.
• 32:00
  Cameron (Rorick): Scrambling up.
• 32:01
  Fatty (Keto): The edges and like using like.
• 32:03
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, like the door and stuff is handling the acrobatics.
• 32:05
  Cameron (Rorick): Check. Sixteen sixteen okay.
• 32:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Yep. You climb your way up there and he goes, oh.
• 32:11
  Mr. McGriddle: He's downstairs.
• 32:12
  Jackson (Dez): Well.
• 32:13
  Fatty (Keto): The door is locked.
• 32:14
  Mr. McGriddle: Oh yeah.
• 32:15
  Skyler: Thank goodness.
• 32:16
  Skyler: Yeah. Wait.
• 32:17
  Mr. McGriddle: Or maybe.
• 32:17
  Skyler: Not.
• 32:19
  Fatty (Keto): Anyways, I go running past him and I go right.
• 32:22
  Fatty (Keto): Or the other.
• 32:24
  Skyler: I was gonna say the bedroom door.
• 32:25
  Skyler: He's got like table and chairs and the.
• 32:27
  Fatty (Keto): Whereas the other two who.
• 32:29
  Fatty (Keto): You're poker nights.
• 32:30
  Fatty (Keto): Don't you have Rumpelstiltskin in her?
• 32:32
  Mr. McGriddle: Oh, yeah.
• 32:33
  Mr. McGriddle: Rumpelstiltskin in the closet.
• 32:34
  Skyler: Hey, I'm in the closet.
• 32:37
  Fatty (Keto): Good hiding spot.
• 32:38
  Fatty (Keto): Where's where's Herbert?
• 32:40
  Mr. McGriddle: He didn't show up today.
• 32:41
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, dang it.
• 32:42
  Mr. McGriddle: I don't know why I keep switching voices.
• 32:43
  Mr. McGriddle: You just kind of sounds like this.
• 32:46
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, well, I'll go take care of him.
• 32:47
  Fatty (Keto): I grab my pool stick, okay, and I go running down the stairs.
• 32:51
  Mr. McGriddle: Oh, jeez.
• 32:51
  Mr. McGriddle: We're gonna close the door behind you.
• 32:53
  Fatty (Keto): Go for it.
• 32:54
  Mr. McGriddle: Okay.
• 32:54
  Fatty (Keto): And I go running downstairs, and
• 32:56
  Fatty (Keto): I probably can easily find him
• 32:58
  Fatty (Keto): with the.
• 32:58
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 32:58
  Skyler: Downstairs.
• 32:59
  Skyler: You just see Gavin, he's.
• 33:01
  Mr. McGriddle: I.
• 33:03
  Skyler: I. And he's.
• 33:06
  Mr. McGriddle: He's just.
• 33:06
  Skyler: Smashing furniture.
• 33:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Hey. Best friend.
• 33:09
  Skyler: He turns.
• 33:10
  Fatty (Keto): Towards you and he's got glowing.
• 33:11
  Skyler: Yellow eye a lot more than.
• 33:13
  Cameron (Rorick): It's good.
• 33:13
  Cameron (Rorick): No, it's actually just gonna hurt you and I just slam him on
• 33:16
  Cameron (Rorick): the top of that attack.
• 33:19
  Skyler: I'm eleven.
• 33:19
  Skyler: I'm gonna say that hits.
• 33:20
  Skyler: He's just a typical dude.
• 33:21
  Skyler: He's.
• 33:22
  Skyler: Yeah, yeah, he's a commoner.
• 33:24
  Skyler: Uh, you smack him across the face, his whole head twists.
• 33:28
  Skyler: Uh, you almost would worry that you hit him too hard.
• 33:30
  Skyler: But sure enough, he turns back towards you, his eyes still
• 33:33
  Skyler: glowing yellow again.
• 33:35
  Cameron (Rorick): Fifteen.
• 33:36
  Skyler: Uh, yeah.
• 33:36
  Skyler: That hits.
• 33:37
  Skyler: Still nothing.
• 33:39
  Skyler: You hit him again.
• 33:40
  Skyler: Maybe there's more to it.
• 33:41
  Skyler: Maybe it's not just about
• 33:43
  Skyler: hitting people over and over
• 33:44
  Skyler: again.
• 33:44
  Skyler: Maybe.
• 33:44
  Skyler: Maybe there's something else
• 33:45
  Skyler: that you have to do on top of
• 33:47
  Skyler: it.
• 33:47
  Cameron (Rorick): I remind him of his dry cleaning.
• 33:50
  Cameron (Rorick): Love, Gavin.
• 33:51
  Cameron (Rorick): You love dry cleaning.
• 33:53
  Skyler: And he looks like he's.
• 33:54
  Cameron (Rorick): About to way too many times a week and use it as an excuse not
• 33:57
  Cameron (Rorick): to hang out with me.
• 34:00
  Cameron (Rorick): Remember you, love of sweet
• 34:01
  Cameron (Rorick): fragrances of your clothes on
• 34:04
  Cameron (Rorick): the rack.
• 34:04
  Skyler: There's a fourteen hit you?
• 34:06
  Skyler: Probably not.
• 34:06
  Skyler: No, no. Okay.
• 34:07
  Skyler: He lunges towards you, dodging around.
• 34:10
  Skyler: Yeah, you're dodging around as
• 34:11
  Skyler: he lunges towards you and for a
• 34:13
  Skyler: moment he.
• 34:14
  Skyler: He just.
• 34:16
  Cameron (Rorick): And I slap.
• 34:17
  Skyler: Him. I slap him, I roll him, that one.
• 34:21
  Skyler: That's not good.
• 34:22
  Skyler: You go to slap and he grabs your
• 34:24
  Skyler: hand and he tackles you to the
• 34:26
  Skyler: floor and he's holding you
• 34:27
  Skyler: there.
• 34:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, don't worry.
• 34:28
  Skyler: I'm trying to choke you.
• 34:29
  Skyler: Oh, you're not gonna, like, try to talk to him.
• 34:31
  Cameron (Rorick): I should let go of me, you brute!
• 34:33
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm a dwarf just like you.
• 34:35
  Cameron (Rorick): I start talking to him in dwarf.
• 34:36
  Skyler: Oh, and I.
• 34:38
  Cameron (Rorick): Say in dwarf, you're my friend.
• 34:41
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, you're gonna be the best man at my wedding.
• 34:43
  Cameron (Rorick): This is all dwarf, though.
• 34:45
  Cameron (Rorick): You remember the forefathers.
• 34:47
  Cameron (Rorick): They want.
• 34:48
  Cameron (Rorick): They want you.
• 34:49
  Cameron (Rorick): They need you in battle.
• 34:50
  Cameron (Rorick): We need to defend our home.
• 34:52
  Skyler: Uh, roll to see if you can, uh,
• 34:54
  Skyler: roll an athletics check to see
• 34:56
  Skyler: if you can push him off of you
• 34:58
  Skyler: and maybe bump him against
• 34:59
  Skyler: something.
• 35:00
  Skyler: Seven.
• 35:01
  Skyler: No, you're not able to roll him.
• 35:02
  Skyler: Get him off.
• 35:03
  Jackson (Dez): I was about to say des was gonna tackle him.
• 35:05
  Skyler: Uh, okay, you guys are outside the house.
• 35:07
  Skyler: Mind you, uh.
• 35:08
  Fatty (Keto): Cato's gonna nudge des and say, let's kick this door down.
• 35:11
  Fatty (Keto): Barbarian style.
• 35:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Two.
• 35:14
  Skyler: Barbarians.
• 35:15
  Jackson (Dez): Des. Not two barbarians making out.
• 35:18
  Skyler: I want to I want you guys to do, like, an average athletics role.
• 35:21
  Skyler: So both of you roll the athletics.
• 35:23
  Skyler: Do we get pack tactics?
• 35:26
  Skyler: I guess so, so I guess, kiddo, you roll an additional d20.
• 35:30
  Jackson (Dez): Where the heck is my d20?
• 35:33
  Cameron (Rorick): Gavin if you let me look at my if I if I could just pull up my
• 35:36
  Cameron (Rorick): best friend list.
• 35:37
  Cameron (Rorick): You're at the top.
• 35:39
  Fatty (Keto): Uh, with athletics.
• 35:40
  Fatty (Keto): I'm at a twenty four.
• 35:42
  Jackson (Dez): Is that both of your roles?
• 35:44
  Fatty (Keto): No, that's the advantage.
• 35:45
  Fatty (Keto): One.
• 35:45
  Jackson (Dez): So that's all twenty two okay.
• 35:50
  Skyler: Wow. You get this door.
• 35:52
  Skyler: It's like running through a piece of like, Styrofoam, and
• 35:57
  Skyler: you just bust right through this door and you see Roric laying
• 36:01
  Skyler: there with Gavin with glowing yellow eyes on top of him,
• 36:05
  Skyler: holding him down, trying to choke him out.
• 36:07
  Jackson (Dez): Hey guys, tackles Gavin and just slaps him across the slap.
• 36:11
  Skyler: All right.
• 36:12
  Skyler: go for it.
• 36:13
  Jackson (Dez): Um, that's a sixteen.
• 36:16
  Skyler: Sixteen hits.
• 36:16
  Skyler: Yeah, absolutely.
• 36:18
  Skyler: You see, Gavin gets slammed up
• 36:21
  Skyler: against this wall and he's
• 36:22
  Skyler: shaking.
• 36:23
  Skyler: He hears Roderick shouting out
• 36:25
  Skyler: in Dwarvish about being his
• 36:27
  Skyler: friend.
• 36:28
  Skyler: And you see he starts shaking.
• 36:30
  Skyler: He starts convulsing.
• 36:30
  Jackson (Dez): He just starts in.
• 36:31
  Cameron (Rorick): Dwarf yelling dry cleaning, dry cleaning, dry cleaning, but.
• 36:36
  Jackson (Dez): In like deep throat.
• 36:37
  Cameron (Rorick): Dwarf and.
• 36:40
  Skyler: And you.
• 36:40
  Speaker 23: Hear dry, clean, dry cleaning.
• 36:47
  Skyler: And his eyes are no longer glowing yellow.
• 36:49
  Speaker 23: What's going on?
• 36:51
  Jackson (Dez): Dez grabs him by the collar,
• 36:52
  Jackson (Dez): looks him dead in the eyes and
• 36:54
  Jackson (Dez): says, then conmigo si quieras si
• 36:56
  Jackson (Dez): revered.
• 36:57
  Speaker 23: What is what?
• 37:02
  Jackson (Dez): I would like to add that to Dez Lexicon.
• 37:05
  Cameron (Rorick): Speak Spanish.
• 37:07
  Jackson (Dez): Just the one phrase.
• 37:08
  Skyler: The one phrase.
• 37:09
  Skyler: What does it mean?
• 37:10
  Jackson (Dez): Come with me if you want to live.
• 37:11
  Jackson (Dez): Ah, yes.
• 37:12
  Skyler: Classic.
• 37:13
  Fatty (Keto): Uh, Kato, on the other hand, is going to take the blunt end of
• 37:16
  Fatty (Keto): the glaive and just smack Rourke right on the forehead.
• 37:21
  Skyler: Okay.
• 37:21
  Cameron (Rorick): Why did you hit me?
• 37:25
  Cameron (Rorick): He hit.
• 37:26
  Jackson (Dez): We were in the feeling of hitting people today.
• 37:28
  Fatty (Keto): It was a I'm going to say Ed pack tactics for that one.
• 37:34
  Skyler: Oh, no no no no no. Your friend is engaged with another enemy.
• 37:37
  Cameron (Rorick): I know one's next to me.
• 37:39
  Cameron (Rorick): Cheating, cheating.
• 37:40
  Fatty (Keto): Well, I miss and then say that's for promising him the best man
• 37:44
  Fatty (Keto): position at your wedding.
• 37:45
  Cameron (Rorick): You. You heard all that?
• 37:46
  Cameron (Rorick): That was in Dwarvish.
• 37:50
  Cameron (Rorick): Wait, you speak Dwarvish.
• 37:51
  Fatty (Keto): I assumed otherwise.
• 37:56
  Skyler: He just knows.
• 37:57
  Skyler: He just knows the phrase best man in Dwarvish.
• 37:59
  Cameron (Rorick): That's it.
• 38:00
  Cameron (Rorick): That's all he knows.
• 38:01
  Skyler: He heard.
• 38:02
  Cameron (Rorick): He heard.
• 38:02
  Cameron (Rorick): Best man in wedding.
• 38:03
  Cameron (Rorick): He went.
• 38:04
  Cameron (Rorick): That's what sent him to kick the door down.
• 38:06
  Cameron (Rorick): It had nothing to do with Gavin.
• 38:08
  Skyler: He two Who's best man.
• 38:11
  Cameron (Rorick): Went straight for Gavin.
• 38:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Went straight for Rick.
• 38:16
  Skyler: What is going on here?
• 38:18
  Cameron (Rorick): You you you did euphoria.
• 38:21
  Skyler: Yeah. Oh, I'll live a stressful life.
• 38:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Dry cleaning.
• 38:25
  Skyler: And I take my clothes to the dry cleaners every single day.
• 38:29
  Skyler: Do you know how much the bills rack up for that?
• 38:32
  Cameron (Rorick): Why don't you just work there?
• 38:34
  Jackson (Dez): I think he's got more than one addiction.
• 38:36
  Skyler: He got a job.
• 38:38
  Cameron (Rorick): What's your job?
• 38:39
  Fatty (Keto): Laundromat.
• 38:40
  Skyler: I work at the chocolate factory.
• 38:42
  Fatty (Keto): Pick somewhere that gives a bunch of stains.
• 38:45
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 38:46
  Skyler: There's always chocolate all over my outfit.
• 38:49
  Cameron (Rorick): And then one day, he needs to try cleaning them.
• 38:51
  Skyler: And then everybody thinks that I pooped myself.
• 38:55
  Jackson (Dez): On your.
• 38:56
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Shirt.
• 38:57
  Cameron (Rorick): Why is there chocolate?
• 39:00
  Cameron (Rorick): Why do you keep sitting on the chocolate?
• 39:02
  Skyler: Kevin and I ran up to him and I say, no, smell it.
• 39:05
  Skyler: It's just chocolate.
• 39:06
  Skyler: And then they think I'm a crazy man.
• 39:08
  Cameron (Rorick): And that's what made me love you so much, Gavin.
• 39:11
  Skyler: And then I'm like, look, and I, I take it in my finger and I put
• 39:14
  Skyler: it in my mouth.
• 39:15
  Skyler: I don't want anything to do.
• 39:17
  Cameron (Rorick): I knew I like the the free chocolate you always gave me.
• 39:20
  Cameron (Rorick): Gavin.
• 39:21
  Skyler: Oh yeah.
• 39:21
  Skyler: I usually keep a good bunch of them in my pockets.
• 39:25
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, that's.
• 39:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Probably.
• 39:26
  Jackson (Dez): Why.
• 39:26
  Cameron (Rorick): They're staining, because they're melting.
• 39:28
  Skyler: And. Oh, yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
• 39:31
  Jackson (Dez): Does dry cleaning even get stains out of stuff?
• 39:33
  Cameron (Rorick): Doesn't this world remember?
• 39:35
  Cameron (Rorick): We can create anything we want in this world.
• 39:38
  Mr. McGriddle: It's just some.
• 39:39
  Skyler: Dude casting prestidigitation on everything.
• 39:42
  Skyler: He charges a buttload for it.
• 39:44
  Skyler: There's no membership or anything.
• 39:46
  Skyler: No, it's per per article of clothing.
• 39:50
  Skyler: Jeez, I have to clean my apron.
• 39:52
  Skyler: My pants and my blouse.
• 39:55
  Skyler: My shirt.
• 39:56
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, well, we need you to help kill the king.
• 40:00
  Cameron (Rorick): Well, the the things are.
• 40:01
  Cameron (Rorick): The dead are the bad guys.
• 40:03
  Jackson (Dez): Oh.
• 40:04
  Cameron (Rorick): They wanted to destroy this world.
• 40:06
  Cameron (Rorick): Actually, that goes for a lot of you.
• 40:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Rick yells up at them.
• 40:10
  Cameron (Rorick): We got him!
• 40:11
  Cameron (Rorick): Come down, Mr. McGriddle and Rumplestiltskin.
• 40:15
  Jackson (Dez): Do you see the two of them?
• 40:16
  Skyler: Like peek down and they're like.
• 40:17
  Speaker 24: Oh, is okay?
• 40:19
  Speaker 24: Is is is Gavin okay?
• 40:23
  Speaker 24: A little oh, all right.
• 40:25
  Jackson (Dez): And they they.
• 40:26
  Skyler: Come down and join you guys.
• 40:27
  Skyler: So what what what's going on?
• 40:29
  Jackson (Dez): Well, they.
• 40:30
  Cameron (Rorick): All these zombies and stuff.
• 40:33
  Skyler: There's more.
• 40:33
  Skyler: Oh yeah.
• 40:34
  Skyler: There were some weirdos standing out.
• 40:35
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Cameron (Rorick): They got summoned by the, these, the the, uh, Legionnaires.
• 40:41
  Skyler: Oh, I've heard of them.
• 40:42
  Cameron (Rorick): And the cultists, and they're gonna blow up the world.
• 40:46
  Skyler: Oh, you know, we all knew they were up to something.
• 40:49
  Cameron (Rorick): So we're gonna all go and stop.
• 40:51
  Jackson (Dez): Them. You.
• 40:53
  Skyler: You guys are gonna go stop them.
• 40:55
  Cameron (Rorick): You guys are gonna help us.
• 40:58
  Skyler: Oh!
• 40:59
  Skyler: Uh.
• 41:01
  Cameron (Rorick): Because if you don't, it'll be the end of the world anyways.
• 41:05
  Skyler: I don't know how much I can offer.
• 41:06
  Skyler: I mean, Rumplestiltskin here killed a man twenty years ago,
• 41:10
  Skyler: so I suppose he could.
• 41:11
  Skyler: He could probably help fight Gavin.
• 41:14
  Skyler: He's a strong young man, but I, I just I'm just a tinkerer.
• 41:17
  Jackson (Dez): Um.
• 41:19
  Cameron (Rorick): Can you make bombs?
• 41:20
  Skyler: Perhaps.
• 41:22
  Cameron (Rorick): Then you're a great asset.
• 41:25
  Skyler: Oh. All right.
• 41:26
  Jackson (Dez): Do you think if we could fabricate a concussive bomb with
• 41:30
  Jackson (Dez): that mass, knock people out of the euphoric trance?
• 41:35
  Jackson (Dez): Maybe des wrote that down.
• 41:37
  Jackson (Dez): Des wrote that down.
• 41:39
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, that's a good point.
• 41:40
  Cameron (Rorick): Des, maybe.
• 41:41
  Cameron (Rorick): Can you create concussive bombs?
• 41:44
  Skyler: Maybe.
• 41:45
  Jackson (Dez): Des writes down.
• 41:46
  Jackson (Dez): Do it.
• 41:46
  Jackson (Dez): Do it now.
• 41:47
  Jackson (Dez): Underlines it.
• 41:48
  Mr. McGriddle: Oh.
• 41:49
  Skyler: I have some.
• 41:50
  Skyler: I have some doodads with me.
• 41:52
  Skyler: I don't know if I have enough to
• 41:54
  Skyler: to make too much, but I might be
• 41:56
  Skyler: able to make a device to do
• 41:58
  Skyler: that.
• 41:59
  Skyler: All right.
• 42:00
  Skyler: Uh, here or are we going somewhere else?
• 42:04
  Cameron (Rorick): Aren't we in a rush?
• 42:05
  Skyler: Well, you don't really.
• 42:07
  Jackson (Dez): Know.
• 42:08
  Skyler: All you know is that they
• 42:09
  Skyler: absorbed all of Jim's powers,
• 42:10
  Skyler: and then they were transferring
• 42:12
  Skyler: him.
• 42:12
  Cameron (Rorick): Jim, how much time do we have left?
• 42:14
  Skyler: Oh, uh, well, it looked like it was gonna take a little bit of
• 42:18
  Skyler: time to get that leech to, uh, stuff all that power into into.
• 42:23
  Skyler: What did you say his name was?
• 42:24
  Jackson (Dez): Des writes down sprout.
• 42:26
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 42:26
  Skyler: Sprout.
• 42:27
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah. That guy.
• 42:28
  Skyler: I don't.
• 42:29
  Jackson (Dez): Know, maybe.
• 42:30
  Skyler: By tonight they're gonna they're gonna be ready to go.
• 42:33
  Skyler: I also saw some people that were loading a whole bunch of stuff
• 42:36
  Skyler: into, like, this balloon thingy.
• 42:39
  Skyler: I don't know if that's anything.
• 42:40
  Cameron (Rorick): You don't say.
• 42:42
  Skyler: Yeah, but it looked like people
• 42:43
  Skyler: were coming in, and then they
• 42:46
  Skyler: were trying.
• 42:46
  Skyler: They brought, like, a whole
• 42:47
  Skyler: bunch of stuff with them, and
• 42:48
  Skyler: then they were trying to load it
• 42:50
  Skyler: all into this big balloon
• 42:51
  Skyler: thingy.
• 42:52
  Skyler: That's gonna take some time to.
• 42:53
  Skyler: So I would say tonight.
• 42:54
  Cameron (Rorick): Tonight.
• 42:55
  Skyler: Yeah. We have, we.
• 42:56
  Cameron (Rorick): Have enough time to rest and plan and then go as a big group.
• 43:00
  Skyler: Yeah. If we hurry.
• 43:01
  Skyler: Is this everybody?
• 43:03
  Skyler: You don't have any other friends?
• 43:05
  Jackson (Dez): Um, is the rock.
• 43:07
  Cameron (Rorick): Bottom gang all here?
• 43:08
  Jackson (Dez): Well, they're back at rock bottoms.
• 43:10
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, we forgot to bring them with us so.
• 43:12
  Cameron (Rorick): We can go back to them.
• 43:13
  Cameron (Rorick): And that's where.
• 43:14
  Jackson (Dez): I figured.
• 43:14
  Skyler: That's where you guys would.
• 43:15
  Jackson (Dez): Rest.
• 43:16
  Cameron (Rorick): It was the most fortified place.
• 43:18
  Jackson (Dez): Gotcha.
• 43:18
  Jackson (Dez): Rock bottom will be home base, so.
• 43:20
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. No, it's just everyone here.
• 43:22
  Cameron (Rorick): And then the rock bottom's.
• 43:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Anyone else?
• 43:25
  Fatty (Keto): Did we befriend the judge from our jury?
• 43:27
  Cameron (Rorick): No.
• 43:28
  Fatty (Keto): Um.
• 43:28
  Cameron (Rorick): We did befriend the other judge,
• 43:30
  Cameron (Rorick): which was just Marcie in
• 43:32
  Cameron (Rorick): costume.
• 43:33
  Fatty (Keto): Though.
• 43:34
  Jackson (Dez): He.
• 43:34
  Skyler: Definitely didn't like.
• 43:35
  Jackson (Dez): You guys.
• 43:35
  Cameron (Rorick): The only other person that might help us was that, uh, architect
• 43:40
  Cameron (Rorick): dude, just because he really didn't like that one chick.
• 43:44
  Cameron (Rorick): And she's part of all of this.
• 43:46
  Skyler: The architect?
• 43:47
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 43:48
  Skyler: McGriddle.
• 43:49
  Skyler: McGriddle is the one that speaks
• 43:50
  Skyler: up when when you say this, he
• 43:51
  Skyler: goes, oh, uh, you guys met with
• 43:53
  Skyler: the architect?
• 43:53
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. He was gonna give us a
• 43:55
  Cameron (Rorick): bunch of money to kill some
• 43:56
  Cameron (Rorick): chick.
• 43:57
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, that's that's strange.
• 43:59
  Skyler: That's not like the architect, but he is one of the leading
• 44:02
  Skyler: members of the Thieves Guild.
• 44:05
  Skyler: Yeah, he'd be a powerful ally to have.
• 44:08
  Skyler: The Thieves Guild was here.
• 44:10
  Skyler: They were a major part in saving this kingdom once before.
• 44:14
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, really?
• 44:15
  Skyler: Yeah. Many years ago.
• 44:16
  Skyler: I don't know if the architect was currently a leading member
• 44:20
  Skyler: at the time, but, uh, silver Song, she was.
• 44:24
  Fatty (Keto): Well, how do we get Ahold of him?
• 44:26
  Skyler: MM. That's a good.
• 44:26
  Fatty (Keto): Question.
• 44:27
  Fatty (Keto): Owe us for breaking into.
• 44:30
  Skyler: Oh.
• 44:30
  Fatty (Keto): Did he.
• 44:31
  Fatty (Keto): Cassandra Clearwater.
• 44:32
  Skyler: Say there was any way to meet with him?
• 44:35
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, yeah.
• 44:35
  Cameron (Rorick): He said to meet him at.
• 44:38
  Jackson (Dez): A.
• 44:39
  Cameron (Rorick): Location.
• 44:40
  Skyler: That he'd find you, perhaps.
• 44:42
  Cameron (Rorick): No, I think we were supposed to meet him at location.
• 44:47
  Skyler: You know, they say that there's
• 44:48
  Skyler: a weird way to get Ahold of the
• 44:50
  Skyler: Thieves Guild.
• 44:51
  Cameron (Rorick): If you need money in a bag and
• 44:53
  Cameron (Rorick): act like you don't know where
• 44:55
  Cameron (Rorick): you're going.
• 44:56
  Jackson (Dez): Say you just say, oh, my.
• 44:58
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, this coin in my pocket.
• 45:00
  Jackson (Dez): What am I going to do with it?
• 45:01
  Speaker 25: I could spend it on sugars, some candy.
• 45:06
  Jackson (Dez): I skipped in a candy store,
• 45:07
  Jackson (Dez): jiggle my pocket all the way
• 45:09
  Jackson (Dez): there in.
• 45:09
  Speaker 20: My propeller heads.
• 45:12
  Speaker 20: Silly, frilly Willy makes a reappearance.
• 45:15
  Speaker 20: I could pull a silly, silly.
• 45:18
  Cameron (Rorick): Frilly willy and just talk about how unaccompanied of a minor I
• 45:22
  Cameron (Rorick): am with lots of money on me.
• 45:24
  Mr. McGriddle: That's just how you get puppet demons.
• 45:26
  Skyler: Just to clarify, that's how you attract puppets.
• 45:28
  Speaker 20: No, I think.
• 45:29
  Cameron (Rorick): That's how you get anyone from the Thieves Guild.
• 45:31
  Skyler: No one from the Thieves Guild
• 45:32
  Skyler: showed up when you did it
• 45:33
  Skyler: before.
• 45:34
  Cameron (Rorick): Well, that's because the Thieves Guild is all in town.
• 45:36
  Cameron (Rorick): And I was out of town at that time.
• 45:37
  Skyler: That was in town.
• 45:38
  Jackson (Dez): He was indoors.
• 45:40
  Skyler: He was outside.
• 45:41
  Cameron (Rorick): I was in an alleyway.
• 45:43
  Skyler: That's where the Thieves Guild likes the most.
• 45:47
  Cameron (Rorick): So I don't want.
• 45:48
  Skyler: To dress up as a person.
• 45:49
  Skyler: You met from the Thieves Guild literally hired you guys to hang
• 45:52
  Skyler: out in an alleyway and help him steal a bunch of.
• 45:55
  Skyler: We killed him and he died.
• 45:57
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, let's not.
• 45:58
  Cameron (Rorick): Talk about that.
• 46:00
  Skyler: Ah, I heard tell that if you
• 46:02
  Skyler: write your needs for thieves on
• 46:07
  Skyler: a letter and put it in a very
• 46:09
  Skyler: special garbage can here in
• 46:11
  Skyler: town.
• 46:12
  Cameron (Rorick): Just one.
• 46:13
  Skyler: Well, it's a type of garbage can, a mailbox.
• 46:18
  Skyler: It. You would think you would think that, but it's a garbage
• 46:22
  Skyler: can that doesn't look like any of the other city garbage cans.
• 46:24
  Skyler: And they pop up from from around town.
• 46:28
  Skyler: They're not hard to spot, and they're exclusively used by the
• 46:32
  Skyler: Thieves Guild to deliver messages across the city.
• 46:34
  Cameron (Rorick): All right.
• 46:34
  Cameron (Rorick): We could do that plan, Rourke
• 46:36
  Cameron (Rorick): says as he starts putting the
• 46:37
  Cameron (Rorick): costume back away into his bag
• 46:40
  Cameron (Rorick): of holding.
• 46:40
  Skyler: Ah, I suppose I can write this letter as long as I can.
• 46:43
  Skyler: You use your names?
• 46:45
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, sure.
• 46:46
  Cameron (Rorick): He knows.
• 46:46
  Skyler: Us. That way he'd know.
• 46:48
  Skyler: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 46:48
  Skyler: Like, that way he has a connection.
• 46:50
  Skyler: Does it be like, oh, who's this
• 46:51
  Skyler: McGriddle guy that wants to talk
• 46:53
  Skyler: to me?
• 46:53
  Cameron (Rorick): Right.
• 46:54
  Cameron (Rorick): Sign it from your secret admirers.
• 46:56
  Skyler: Okay.
• 46:57
  Cameron (Rorick): He'll know.
• 46:57
  Skyler: All right.
• 46:59
  Skyler: Whatever you say.
• 46:59
  Skyler: As long as you're sure this will get him here.
• 47:01
  Cameron (Rorick): Probably not.
• 47:02
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, you should probably say your secret admirers.
• 47:04
  Cameron (Rorick): Wink.
• 47:05
  Cameron (Rorick): P.S. this means Roderick.
• 47:10
  Skyler: Well, I was going to put your names regardless, I just.
• 47:13
  Skyler: Okay.
• 47:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Put Roderick in the game.
• 47:15
  Skyler: Okay. All right.
• 47:17
  Cameron (Rorick): Just make sure my name's there.
• 47:20
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh.
• 47:21
  Skyler: Jim steps up and he goes, okay, so that's it.
• 47:23
  Skyler: That's everybody you guys got.
• 47:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, and in the letter.
• 47:26
  Cameron (Rorick): Tell him to meet us at the Rock Bottom club.
• 47:29
  Skyler: Oh, yes, of course I had that planned.
• 47:32
  Skyler: I can get all the details.
• 47:33
  Cameron (Rorick): I've thought of everything.
• 47:34
  Cameron (Rorick): Mcgriddles.
• 47:34
  Cameron (Rorick): Dad?
• 47:35
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 47:35
  Cameron (Rorick): What's your name?
• 47:36
  Skyler: McGriddle. Senior. Senor.
• 47:40
  Skyler: McGriddle.
• 47:41
  Cameron (Rorick): You never mentioned this.
• 47:42
  Jackson (Dez): I never asked.
• 47:44
  Speaker 20: You never.
• 47:45
  Cameron (Rorick): Asked?
• 47:45
  Skyler: Hey, hey, hey, to be fair, to be fair, like as a kid, you go over
• 47:48
  Skyler: to your friend's house and you just call their parents like Mr.
• 47:52
  Skyler: and Mrs.. Whatever.
• 47:53
  Skyler: Right?
• 47:53
  Skyler: Like you don't you don't.
• 47:54
  Skyler: I mean, I don't know, maybe that's just me growing up like
• 47:56
  Skyler: you didn't call most adults by their first name because they
• 47:59
  Skyler: were either like your teacher.
• 48:00
  Jackson (Dez): Yo, what's up?
• 48:01
  Skyler: Your coach or somebody's parents?
• 48:04
  Cameron (Rorick): So his name's McGriddle.
• 48:07
  Skyler: McGriddle.
• 48:07
  Cameron (Rorick): His first name, senor.
• 48:09
  Skyler: Sure.
• 48:09
  Jackson (Dez): His first name is actually Clarence.
• 48:12
  Skyler: Clarence.
• 48:13
  Skyler: McGriddle.
• 48:14
  Cameron (Rorick): Clarence.
• 48:16
  Speaker 26: I prefer McGriddle.
• 48:17
  Jackson (Dez): He doesn't like being called on him.
• 48:19
  Cameron (Rorick): Anyways, let's go.
• 48:20
  Speaker 20: Back to.
• 48:20
  Cameron (Rorick): The rock bottom club, and you
• 48:22
  Cameron (Rorick): can mail that letter on the way
• 48:23
  Cameron (Rorick): there.
• 48:23
  Speaker 26: All right.
• 48:25
  Skyler: And you do that and he does that
• 48:27
  Skyler: and you get back to rock
• 48:28
  Skyler: bottoms.
• 48:29
  Skyler: And George is like, okay, so this is everybody we got.
• 48:34
  Skyler: And I'm really crossing my fingers that this is gonna be
• 48:36
  Skyler: enough because it is.
• 48:39
  Skyler: They got some dangerous people down there, but you guys are all
• 48:43
  Skyler: juiced up, so that's good.
• 48:44
  Cameron (Rorick): We're pretty dangerous, I would say.
• 48:47
  Cameron (Rorick): I mean, look at Dez.
• 48:48
  Cameron (Rorick): He hasn't he hasn't stopped
• 48:49
  Cameron (Rorick): flexing since you gave him that
• 48:50
  Cameron (Rorick): juice.
• 48:51
  Jackson (Dez): Does just.
• 48:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Goes.
• 48:52
  Speaker 20: Oh.
• 48:53
  Jackson (Dez): Whoa.
• 48:54
  Speaker 20: Whoa. Keep it down.
• 48:55
  Speaker 20: There's.
• 48:55
  Speaker 20: There's zombies outside.
• 48:57
  Speaker 20: All right, well.
• 48:58
  Fatty (Keto): I guess.
• 48:59
  Skyler: If.
• 48:59
  Speaker 20: We're ready.
• 49:00
  Skyler: Wait. Shoot.
• 49:01
  Skyler: Are we hauling everybody?
• 49:03
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 20: Everyone in the back of Dino's car.
• 49:06
  Mr. McGriddle: Yeah, I got it all ready, everybody.
• 49:08
  Skyler: Oh, well, obviously.
• 49:09
  Mr. McGriddle: The world's.
• 49:09
  Speaker 20: Biggest car.
• 49:11
  Jackson (Dez): Dino's just ripped, dude.
• 49:13
  Jackson (Dez): He's like.
• 49:14
  Speaker 20: Hang on, hang on, hang on.
• 49:15
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, I don't have that spell no more.
• 49:17
  Jackson (Dez): I was gonna enlarge it.
• 49:18
  Skyler: I don't think you need to.
• 49:19
  Skyler: I think he's got a big enough one.
• 49:20
  Skyler: He hauls.
• 49:21
  Skyler: He hauls stuff all the time.
• 49:22
  Skyler: He's gotta have a Dino's.
• 49:23
  Jackson (Dez): Hall a wagon.
• 49:24
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, yeah.
• 49:25
  Jackson (Dez): You think Dino don't got wagon?
• 49:26
  Jackson (Dez): Dino's got wagon, dude.
• 49:28
  Skyler: Dino got wagon.
• 49:29
  Skyler: Dino's got like a whole what do they call that?
• 49:32
  Skyler: Like a line of wagons.
• 49:34
  Jackson (Dez): Really a caravan?
• 49:35
  Skyler: Yes. Caravan. Yeah. All right, we'll take a rest.
• 49:39
  Skyler: We'll get things ready.
• 49:40
  Skyler: And then next time.
• 49:42
  Skyler: This is getting really meta.
• 49:43
  Skyler: Next time, we'll be back to go and stop this cult.
• 49:49
  Skyler: And the Legionnaires at the King's Castle.
• 49:53
  Speaker 20: Who are you talking to?
• 49:54
  Speaker 20: You turn to the wall and you're just kind of blankly talking.
• 49:58
  Skyler: And he looks back at you and he just gives you a wink.
• 50:00
  Skyler: And that's where we'll end this episode.
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