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Dak's STUPID comment + Super Bowl champ Brad Johnson KICKED OFF SHOW for BIZARRE Eagles-Bucs prediction · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, and to your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the number one rated.
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  Speaker 3: Polly and Tony Foy as always, Polly foolsco here with
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  Speaker 3: Tony Vosko and Tony O You Prescott and Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 3: both saying totally bizarre things to explain away that cowboys
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  Speaker 3: embarrassing loss to the Bears. We're gonna show you why
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  Speaker 3: they're both clearly demented and also the giants they benched
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  Speaker 3: Russell Wilson, but we'll tell you why Russell Wilson has
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  Speaker 3: already done it done to help the team and the
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  Speaker 3: new QB Jackson dot Very impressive by you, and we'll
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  Speaker 3: also revealed the results long awaited of our female co host, Paul,
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  Speaker 3: that you voted on to revere our new beautiful, wonderful
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  Speaker 3: and most importantly informed of course, new female co host.
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  Speaker 1: Right done, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know, she really dazzled us with her very impressive
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  Speaker 4: you know, sports knowledge.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely Tony and well as far as our guest today,
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  Speaker 3: you know, a couple of weeks back, we had on
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  Speaker 3: Andy Reid, or so we thought, so we were told.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it turned out to be an Andy Reid
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  Speaker 3: impersonator named Matt who's now currently serving twelve years in
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  Speaker 3: prison for guest appearance fraud. Well, we went ahead. We
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  Speaker 3: fired our clown booker after that one. But you know,
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  Speaker 3: we had to hire a new booker, and we said
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  Speaker 3: to this guy, we said, okay, get us someone you
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  Speaker 3: know who could talk Eagles Bucks, that's the game coming up,
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  Speaker 3: and the Vikings and Cowboys and well, he claims he
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  Speaker 3: tracked down the one person on earth who could talk
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  Speaker 3: about all those things, who played for a lot of
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  Speaker 3: those tames. Super Bowl winning QLB Brad Johnson.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, or so we think it's Super Bowl winning QB
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  Speaker 4: Brad Johnson exactly.
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  Speaker 3: We're not one hundred percent sure if it's not you know,
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  Speaker 3: the real Brad Johnson or you know, one of those
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  Speaker 3: Brad Johnson impersonators.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we'll find out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're talking about finding out our producer back then,
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  Speaker 3: Moron just found out this camera is not working, so
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  Speaker 3: there's no camera on him. That frankly Tony, I actually
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  Speaker 3: prefer this version of a more much more easy on
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  Speaker 3: the eyes. Yeah, alright, anyway, remember like subscribe anything else,
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  Speaker 3: you know whatever, Just hit all the buttons, just hit
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  Speaker 3: all the actually, just hit all the buttons. Yeah, Okay, Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: let's waste no more time here and get right into
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  Speaker 3: a top story, all right, First, out the gate, the
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  Speaker 3: Cowboys just a total disarray after getting drugged by the
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  Speaker 3: lowly Chicago Bears, and just so much went wrong for Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the Cowboys not only lost the game, but
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  Speaker 3: they lost wide receiver CD lamb do an injury in
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  Speaker 3: the first quarter after his ankle got rolled. Now doctors
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  Speaker 3: are saying he could be out two weeks, and well,
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  Speaker 3: this is just a rough blow for the young receiver,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's very bad news for CD.
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  Speaker 4: You know, at first, doctors thought he might miss the
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  Speaker 4: next six weeks, but then they said he's only gonna
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  Speaker 4: miss two weeks. So that's just a tough blow for
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  Speaker 4: the receiver. He had a great chance to not have
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  Speaker 4: to play for the Cowboys and waste the next three
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  Speaker 4: months of his life, but unfortunately that X ray really
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  Speaker 4: let him down.
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  Speaker 3: Just so heartbreaking to see that, Dody, And they're all
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  Speaker 3: on the subject to heartbreaking. You know, the loss was
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  Speaker 3: stuff on Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, but he still came
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  Speaker 3: out and said that he still thinks that Dallas is
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  Speaker 3: a playoff team, and well, people say this is proof
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  Speaker 3: that Jerry Jones has lost his mind.
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  Speaker 1: But what do you think about that, Dony.
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  Speaker 4: You know, when you look at the Cowboys organization as
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  Speaker 4: a football team, it's clearly a total failure. But if
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  Speaker 4: you look at it as an Eldercare institution, then it's
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  Speaker 4: one of the top organizations in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, the Cowboys stadium is basically one very big
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  Speaker 4: assisted living facility, and all the players and coaches are
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  Speaker 4: the orderlies keeping Jerry Jones entertained in his twilight years.
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  Speaker 4: You know, honestly, it's very beautiful when you think about it.
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  Speaker 3: Just such moves perspective and analysis that Dony get h
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  Speaker 3: talking about people out of touch with reality. Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 3: after the Bears loss, gave this postgame presser that was
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  Speaker 3: still trying the process. He said, quote, everybody individually has
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  Speaker 3: got to be accountable, got to look at themselves in
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  Speaker 3: the mirror. Well, you can clearly see the problem.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get done it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I say this every year. Why would you
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  Speaker 4: look in a mirror? Everything's backwards?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 2: Right is left, left is right.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: No, one day he has so much trouble running that offense.
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  Speaker 4: He needs to stop looking in a mirror and start
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  Speaker 4: looking in a playbook.
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  Speaker 3: Well said that, Dony, And you know I have to
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  Speaker 3: ask Dot what type.
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  Speaker 1: Of mirror is he looking at?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Is it a bathroom mirror or a car mirror? Because
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  Speaker 3: you know, you know what those car mirrors say. They
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  Speaker 3: say objects look closer than they actually are. Absolutely, why
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  Speaker 3: do you think Doc Prescott keeps overthrowing his receivers.
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  Speaker 1: He's spent so much time, you know, looking in these.
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  Speaker 3: Car mirrors that he thinks his receivers are closer than
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  Speaker 3: they are.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it just makes so much sense. And are
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  Speaker 4: we sure it's not one of those fun house mirrors?
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  Speaker 4: You know, because I once went to a carnival and
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  Speaker 4: looked at one of those, and I saw like twenty
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  Speaker 4: of myself. And you know, maybe when Dak is on
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  Speaker 4: the field, he's seeing twenty CD lambs all over the
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  Speaker 4: place and doesn't know which one's the real CD lamb.
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  Speaker 4: You know, this just shows why you should never ever
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  Speaker 4: look in any kind of mirror.
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  Speaker 2: Ever.
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  Speaker 3: Great philosophy to live by, that, don'ty. And Well, now
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  Speaker 3: to the other side, the Eagles ones again dominant. Now
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  Speaker 3: a lot of borns out there. They're saying that they
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  Speaker 3: are one of the six three and zero teams left. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: tell me this is why you shouldn't listen to the
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  Speaker 3: slanted bias to media, because when you look at a team,
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  Speaker 3: do you look at their last three games?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, you look at that last seveneen teams exactly, and
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  Speaker 3: do you look at the ones where they're back up?
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  Speaker 1: QB started? Well only if you're a total lady.
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  Speaker 2: Well he's dummy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why the Eagles record is clearly seventeen.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, isn't that obvious?
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  Speaker 2: Dun'ty? Of course?
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  Speaker 4: Shouldn't we count the Eagles record for the whole year?
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  Speaker 4: Like if someone asked you, hey, how's your year going?
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  Speaker 4: Do you start at September first?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, of course not, unless you're an idiot or you know.
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  Speaker 4: A college student, you'd go back to at least January first,
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  Speaker 4: or even three hundred and sixty five days ago. And
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  Speaker 4: you know, it also matters if you're asking a human
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  Speaker 4: or a dog, because if you're asking a dog, you
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  Speaker 4: got to go back seven years. So when people ask
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  Speaker 4: my dog, how's the Eagles year going? He probably thinks
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  Speaker 4: in his dog head, it's great, the Eagles have been
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  Speaker 4: at three Super Bowls and one two of them.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a terrific dog year.
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  Speaker 3: Just great perspective there by you again, Dony, and well,
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  Speaker 3: now to the giants who are benching Russell Wilson for Jackson. Now,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of people out there are saying that Russ
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  Speaker 3: has done nothing to help the date. Wel that's not
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  Speaker 3: true if you bother to read the news, because if
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  Speaker 3: you read the news, you see Russell Wilson has been
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  Speaker 3: holding Bible studies during the week and including the young
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  Speaker 3: rookie QB.
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  Speaker 1: Jackson Dott.
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  Speaker 3: And this just perfectly sets Jackson Dott up for success.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't it don't.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely thanks to Russell Wilson's tootelage, I project Jackson Dot
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  Speaker 4: to put up.
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  Speaker 2: Some huge numbers this year.
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  Speaker 4: By my projections, Jackson dot will have a completion percentage
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  Speaker 4: of ninety eight percent of pages read in the Bible.
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  Speaker 4: He'll lead the NFL with twenty two prayer circles. He'll
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  Speaker 4: also wreck up a massive three nine hundred and eighty
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  Speaker 4: two proverbs, and he'll also throw an NFL single season
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  Speaker 4: record of sixty seven interceptions.
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  Speaker 3: Just great statistical and also theological analysis that Dony and well,
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  Speaker 3: while with Dawkin Giants, we got to talk about the
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  Speaker 3: former QB there, Daniel Jones, who's now three and oh
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  Speaker 3: with the Colts. You know, just as we predicted of this,
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  Speaker 3: you know, we're telling you for years that Daniel Jones
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  Speaker 3: was a true Dallent, right, and you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, nobody listened to us.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the other day people coming up to me,
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  Speaker 3: they're saying the dumbest things to me about Daniel Jones.
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  Speaker 3: Like the other day some guy said that I apparently
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  Speaker 3: once said Daniel Jones was retarded.
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  Speaker 2: What No, No, I never used that one. Never.
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  Speaker 3: What I said back then clearly was Daniel Jones is
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  Speaker 3: highly regarded by all the NFL teams.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you people need to listen.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly the same thing happened to me.
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  Speaker 4: Some guy came up to me and said that I
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  Speaker 4: once said Daniel Jones is a useless pile of cowfeeces.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I never said that.
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  Speaker 4: What I clearly said back then is that Daniel Jones
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  Speaker 4: is a priceless example of our species. You know, as humans.
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  Speaker 4: You people really need to learn to listen.
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  Speaker 3: Learn to listen, Yeah, listen, and if listening, I'm actively
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  Speaker 3: listening to our producer and what he's on our guest
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  Speaker 3: is on the line.
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  Speaker 1: Well he can wait, yeah, let him wait, he can wait.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing this show, you know, if it is really
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  Speaker 3: our guest of Brad Johnson, and who knows who it
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  Speaker 3: is exactly, because we got more important business to do
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  Speaker 3: it we have when we show you ads. So it's
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  Speaker 3: time for us to make millions. We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 5: Satellite work.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Now to our guest today, Well, you know, he claims
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  Speaker 3: to be Brad Johnson, but you know, after what happened
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  Speaker 3: with that Andy Reid a couple of weeks back, we
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  Speaker 3: can't all share.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he does.
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  Speaker 1: Based on this, he does look like Brad Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the muscles not as big as they used to be.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's holding up a picture for us, all right,
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  Speaker 3: let me see. Okay, so he does, I can evidence
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  Speaker 3: that he is Brad Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but you know.
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  Speaker 3: We gotta make Brad Johnson, you know, you super Bowl
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  Speaker 3: champ with the Bucks two thousand and two, two time
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  Speaker 3: pro bowler, you know, played for the Vikings Cowboys Washington.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's just bring him in. Brad Johnson, or
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  Speaker 3: so you say, welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate you having me on the show.
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  Speaker 6: Baby, third time charm on the show. You guys show,
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  Speaker 6: the number one show in America.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's how you do.
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  Speaker 3: Introduction does sound like the real Brad Johnson?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like the real Brad but very smart. Well done.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well done by you. We're going to be cutting
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  Speaker 3: that as a promo. You'll see no residuals of payments.
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  Speaker 1: But thank you.
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  Speaker 3: No, let's talk about you now that we've established your play.
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  Speaker 3: You played for the Cowboys, let's start there. Just a
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  Speaker 3: terrible time for them, horrible. You know, after this loss
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  Speaker 3: to the Bears that came out and he said his
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  Speaker 3: team needs to look at themselves in the mirror.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now, as a QB, don't.
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  Speaker 3: You think that's bad because when you're looking a mirror,
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  Speaker 3: everything's backwards. You know, things might appear right so than
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  Speaker 3: they are. Doesn't that throw off your whole judgment?
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  Speaker 6: Well, the only thing that's looking backwards sometimes too, when
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  Speaker 6: you're reading backwards is the ambulance. And it looks like
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  Speaker 6: you put their team in the Ammas ride home that night.
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  Speaker 6: Is what happened that looking in the mirror right now,
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  Speaker 6: right now, our donas Cowboys there one.
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  Speaker 5: And two boys.
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  Speaker 1: Your your Dallas.
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  Speaker 4: You're not hours don't we don't play them?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not getting right down there. We're trading our
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  Speaker 5: best players too.
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  Speaker 6: We got rid of our we got rid of our
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  Speaker 6: best all Pro player, Michael Parsons.
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  Speaker 5: So that wasn't good. And we're getting ready to.
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  Speaker 6: Play Michael Parsons on a Sunday night at eight twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're not going to watch that game.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to bring a source subject here, Rup,
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  Speaker 3: but you know the Cowboys they went on a big
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  Speaker 3: downhill slide in the two thousands, right about when you
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  Speaker 3: were there. You know, Jerry Jones made you the starting
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  Speaker 3: quarterback in two thousand and eight. Is that considered the
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  Speaker 3: first sign that people knew he might have dementia?
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  Speaker 1: Was that that moment?
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  Speaker 5: A man? Yeah, it was, man, I love being a cowboy.
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  Speaker 5: I missed that that. I love being a cowboy, to
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  Speaker 5: be with Tony Romo.
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  Speaker 6: To be with my friend Jason Witten, my friend Jason Garrett,
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  Speaker 6: and uh yeah, that was the beginning of downhill slide,
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  Speaker 6: I believe.
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Well, didn't you tell them, Hey, I'm a super
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  Speaker 3: Bowl winner.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up and listen to me. Your losers.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I was trying to teach him about that play.
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  Speaker 6: We ran up there in Philadelphia to get to the
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  Speaker 6: super Bowl, and Tony wasn't falling for the old but
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  Speaker 6: not in the tailpipe deal.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't get You know what, that was a
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  Speaker 6: great team we were. Actually we were actually thirteen and three,
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  Speaker 6: the number one seed going into the playoffs, and then
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  Speaker 6: the great New York Giants got us?
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  Speaker 2: Did New York?
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  Speaker 4: They invite you to Can't Coon that year? Were you invited?
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  Speaker 4: Like Romo and waiting your friends? They say, hey, Brad,
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  Speaker 4: let's go to Can't Coon?
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  Speaker 2: Did they write you?
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  Speaker 5: I was not by the fire pit that night, Guys.
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  Speaker 2: You were because you're a professional.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he knew to distance himself from those Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I started.
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  Speaker 2: To do my homework, and you see, that's why you
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  Speaker 2: won a super Bowl.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, that's right. It's all about business.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, I heard a story that you only
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  Speaker 3: got the Cowboys job because Jerry Jones thought you were
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Johnson's son.
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  Speaker 2: Is that true?
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't his son. I was not Jimmy Johnson's son.
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  Speaker 5: But uh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they want they want three titles? Did
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  Speaker 6: they want two titles with Jimmy Johnson? They want one
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  Speaker 6: with Barry during during Jerry Jones's turn.
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  Speaker 2: So well that was the you know Lucky one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that was the charity one.
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  Speaker 6: That was when they had Michael Irvin and EMMITTT. Smith
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  Speaker 6: and Moose Johnson. Moose Johnson played for them, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Moose Johnson. Most people don't know his real name
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  Speaker 3: is Darryl Arrow bro.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, another Johnson. Why are there so many?
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  Speaker 3: Is there something in the Johnson family tree that you
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  Speaker 3: just become a football player?
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  Speaker 1: Is that like how it works?
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  Speaker 5: Magic Johnson?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's Magic a professional athlete. He could have been
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  Speaker 4: a football playoff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 6: Let me take something really unique about Magic Johnson. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: it was really pretty awesome story. Let me just let
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  Speaker 6: me break away here.
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  Speaker 1: This is definitely.
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  Speaker 2: When you were coming up.
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  Speaker 1: We said we need to discuss Magic Johns.
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  Speaker 2: Johnson.
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  Speaker 6: So after we won the Super Bowl, after Philadelphia, after
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  Speaker 6: we beat the Oakland Raiders at that time, before they
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  Speaker 6: moved to Vegas, I was actually going to autograph signing okay,
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  Speaker 6: and in the room at one time it was incredible.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta tell the story.
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  Speaker 6: There was Jerry Rice, there was Emma Smith, there was
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  Speaker 6: Ronnie Lott, and there was Magic Johnson. And I was
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  Speaker 6: the next one, and I Magic Johnson said, Brad, now
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  Speaker 6: you know what a fine feels like to be a champion.
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  Speaker 6: It's one of the greatest things that's ever said to me, Guys,
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  Speaker 6: it really is. And there was nobody else in the room.
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  Speaker 6: It was one of the most special moments I've heard
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  Speaker 6: in my life. That's what Magic told me.
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  Speaker 5: It's pretty. It was pretty Harmelin.
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  Speaker 3: Though, after after Magic said that to you, did you
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  Speaker 3: turn the hitm and say, what the fuck are you
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  Speaker 3: doing here?
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  Speaker 1: This is a football autograph show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's trying to spend the basketball. He didn't. He
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  Speaker 5: didn't belong in that room. I should have told.
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  Speaker 3: Him that There are a lot of rooms that Magic
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  Speaker 3: should have stayed out of. If you ask me, all right, hey,
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  Speaker 3: let's talk about you played for the Vikings, right, you
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  Speaker 3: got Cosson Wentz. Now people say that he should start
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  Speaker 3: for the Vikings even if JJ McCarthy's healthy. And we
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  Speaker 3: agree because you know, when you look at it, all
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  Speaker 3: that matters is that you won a super Bowl, right
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  Speaker 3: Cosson Wentz.
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  Speaker 1: Is a super Bowl winner. Check his wikiped he is
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  Speaker 1: right there.
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  Speaker 3: I think as a Super Bowl champion yourself, that should
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: be the sole determinant of why a QB gets a
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: starting job.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I mean what. I'm a huge fan of
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Carson Wentz.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: Carson Wentz man, He's a winner, been on a few teams,
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: top pick of the draft, and you know, yeah, he
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: proved the last week.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Last week who they beat? They beat, uh, they'd beat last.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Week the Bengals.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Bengals. He put on a show two touchdowns.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: But and another part that we're watching very carefully. Yep, Okay,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: keep going.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: No, man, I really am for young quarterbacks. I'm honest
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: with you.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: So I really think most there's only a few guys
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: that have really ever done it as a pure starter
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: as a rookie. And Jade Daniels did it last year,
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: has great success, and then obviously Peyton Manning and then
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: maybe Andrew Luck. But usually I like guys, like when
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: you look at all the Super Bowl champions, like usually
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: they kind of sat for a period of time, like
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: Brett far If he's sat, I sat Steve Young, he said,
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: Joe Montana, he sat uh, Aaron Rodgers set but years,
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: you know, like this year, Jackson Darry sat for three weeks.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: I like Eli Manning.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: He you know, you're making such great point. So don't
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: you think that, you know, the Cowboys made a mistake
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: when they dumped Super Bowl winning quarterback Will Greer, Yeah,
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: having him start for Dak. Don't you think that they
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: regret that as he sat.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: I'm sure Jerry's thinking about that right now.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: You know, Dak never sat. Dak didn't sit. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: until the ambulance came.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That was the first season, bro.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dak. That's gotta win a ring. He's
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: got to bring a ring to getting that ring of
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: batter down there in Dallas. Yeah yeah, I mean he's
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: got three touchdowns, three.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Picks, don't you know he's he's not he's not getting
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: any ring, you know, maybe like a ring pop, maybe ring.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Worm, because he'll be sitting on the bench for so long,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: he'll get ringm Is that what you're saying?
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, he's got to get Stevie Lamb back this week.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Didn't he go down last week?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, it sounds like Lamb will Or and be out
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: two weeks, which is a real blow for him. I
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: think he was hoping to be out, you know, six
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: weeks or more so he wouldn't have to play for
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: the Cowboys.
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: Thoughts, Well, it's gonna be. It's gonna be. That's gonna be.
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: He's gonna be run around a little bit. He's got
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: to make some plays.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: And Scottie Sean Hammer's going to devise a great game
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: playf him.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: He is, all right, Okay, let's let's move on. We're
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: gonna talk about this week. Okay, obviously the Bucks coming
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: to play the Eagles. Now, a lot of saying both
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: teams are three and oh here what because when you
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: evaluate a team, you don't look at the last three games.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: You look at that last seventeen games. Seventeen were starting quarterbacks.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: So the Eagles are seventeen and oh when the Bucks
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: are three and oh less? Doesn't that isn't that true?
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Those are good numbers. Those are good numbers. But let
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: me tell you what we got down there in town.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: But they got this cruise ship down there. Okay, what
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: is rad I'm holding the sword?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: What you know what that sword? People?
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: That's before the game starts, they have the big ship
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: down there.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: You know what they do, They say, fire the cannons,
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Fire the cannons. That's what happens before the game.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: They're just gonna shoo at the Eagles said.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Every time Tampa scores, you're gonna hear fire the cannons.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, people, this is this has turned into a
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Are you like to take bath time? Like playing with
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: your toys in the back? Is that what's going on
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: over there?
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: No, We're getting ready.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: To have a party at one o'clock down there on
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Sunday in Tampa floor the Great Eagles, like a funeral party.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You mean, general like adiction.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Bro, put it on the line, Bro, what's your prediction
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: for the prediction.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: For the if Clever langle here he you say pain,
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: But let me tell you what's going to happen. Baker
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Mayfield the last three weeks, he's the to come from
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: behind wins the last three weeks against Houston, against the
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Great New York Jets, he's three o the last three
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: weeks Great Jets.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, So what's gonna happen this week?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Give us a score.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: Tampa Bay twenty seven, twenty four and Raymond James Stadi.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Here's what you can do. Here's here's what you can
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: hear you pick up that sword.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Pick up that sword.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: You have to take it, and I want you to
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: stop yourself in the face. Yeah Johnson, I got.
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: A sword for you. Guess what sword show? Because you
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: appreciates sheep like yourself. Buck your colonia Johnson, see.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Off the line, Jay hang up the phone third times
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: the job. Well not for him because he's never coming back.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Brad Johnson, more like bad Johnson.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, wait to say it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: We got you know what?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: We also say it, Tony.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: For the end of the show, we're gonna finally reveal
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: the results of our big female co host competition.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: We asked you to determine who our new female co
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: host would be.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: You see them all right there, there's there's the other one,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: and then of course Taylor. You know, look at Taylor.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Her fazzled us with her incredible spawn. Believe said, well,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: you know, we told you leave the vote in the
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: YouTube comments, and well we're not going to drag this
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: out any longer.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Because we all know who you chose.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Let's reveal a Taylor welcome to the show.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, not yet, not yet? What do you know?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: And we're not done yet.
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: I went back and counted the votes. Taylor didn't win
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: beck one.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: What voter fraud?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: The voter fraud dominion? Yeah, there you go.
• 22:09
  Speaker 9: In fact, I already prepared a message from Beck I
• 22:12
  Speaker 9: haven't right here. I'll play it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: Oh wonderful, Hey, Polly and Tony, I'm your real new
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: co host. I just have two questions for you. Will
• 22:22
  Speaker 10: the Eagles win the Super Bowl? Also? Does Tony know
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: one not real? Because he keeps asking me to take
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: my shirt off and give him a BJ.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: You know that was clearly a computer malfunction there, Yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: that computer malfunction. I think we need to just can
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: we delete her? Yeah, I'll delete her. You know what,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: this's just Bruce Doty. We let our audience do anything.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: They dontally can't trust him to do anything. Hey, Kate Pruss,
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: you to do anything? Taylor was perfectly good. By the way,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: where is Taylor now? Doctor her is up there?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Can we can we print her, you know, with one
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: of those three D printers, you know, and then bring
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: it to do that?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Is that possible? They have those.
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: No, that's that's weird.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: No, look at you calling something weird.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah you're weird.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Great, anyway, you.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Know what, don't you know what? I don't think the
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: show is perfectly good?
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: The co host you dignit like we don't need a
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: print number one twenty five years. Let's just wrap it
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: right here. It's a good and what direction? Why I
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: do think he's Ai Tony? He is a the robot.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: He's worse robot.
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: You said the Eagles are seventeen and oh this year
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: when Jalen Hurt starts.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you have to look at the whole year,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: three hundred and sixty five days.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, no, you can't count games from last year. The
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: NFL clearly defines league years, and the twenty twenty five
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: league year started in March.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well I'd like to see you march into
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: my incinerator.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what's also clearly defined you as
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: a virgin.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Great one.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Wait, he's still talking there? What what I.
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: Claim that you've always supported Daniel Jones.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Never a doubt, Bro called it years ago.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: Well, oh well, I've unfortunately had to listen to the
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: show for all these years. And I know for a
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: fact you said he fell short of everyone's expectations and
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: that he was a bust.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well you know what's also going to be
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: a bust, your head when I hit it with my
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: baseball bat.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what also fell short of expectations.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Your penis.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Falling short of expectations. You can expect this next week.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Dony on the show just booked Eagle's hero super Bowl legend,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Nick Folso, you super Bowl winning kb's in a row.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Don't let us down like you've done all show.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: You're all listen to this.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: You subscribe your rate and review reveal that you visit
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: the merch store who never lets me down?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Dont you because you did a great job.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: As our saying to you, Paulie, another floorless show.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: We'll see your people next week.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: See you