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Love Yourself First: A Valentine's Day Tarot Read · PNW Haunts & Homicides

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  Everything is working out well when this card comes up in a reading.
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  It indicates pleasure and prosperity, financial stability, and a happy home life.
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  I call this the Comfort Card.
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  It's so perfect.
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  I love it.
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  I love it.
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  Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Cassie. That was my best sexy voice. Did it work? Oh, I thought we were
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  doing Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite? Yeah.
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  I went to do an impression and I couldn't remember what he's after.
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  Anyway, this is a bonus.
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  It is. This is a very special February bonus. What's in February, everybody?
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  Caitlin.
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  Less days than other months? Yes, you got it.
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  It's also Valentine's Day.
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  It's important because I think you should treat yourself on Valentine's Day.
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  Treat your self. Self love. It's the most important type of love because why?
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  If you can't love yourself, how on the hell are you going to love somebody else?
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  Can I get a amen up in here? Amen!
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  RuPaul. We have to give a I didn't make that quote. Are you telling me that did not come from your magnificent brain hole?
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  I wish. I wish my brain hole was as magnificent as RuPaul's.
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  I don't know. I think you're pretty magnificent. No, thank you. You know what? I think so too because I have self love.
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  I found a special treat for the occasion. We're not going to have it tonight. We'll wait until we actually see each other for the February festivities.
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  Are we having festivities? We're having festivities.
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  We are doing a little special bonus for everyone. We're going to do a Valentine's reading, tarot reading for y'all.
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  And then we're going to announce some fun things. Some things.
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  So stay tuned.
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  And I think I'm going to have Cassie draw this one. Can we draw? Okay. Talk about the deck while I pick. So if I'm like touching through with my eyes close, she's holding the spread. Okay. Tell them what kind of deck it is. Way of the panda tarot, which this is a borrowed deck.
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  It belongs to my fiancé and it has adorable pandas. I got the four of ones, the four of ones and it has four little panda bears climbing a tree.
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  And they're so stinking cute. It's really cute. Oh, you can see that one of them's little panda butt. One of them's all curled up in a tree.
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  Panda butts. One of them's chilling. We'll post a picture. Cassie.
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  The four of wands happens to land on page 69.
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  Which you know, you can't do that by yourself. But sometimes on Valentine's Day, people like to celebrate a partner, love whatever to. And you can do that.
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  Or don't because it's literally the worst. I disagree.
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  Sixty nine. Not partner love. I said, okay, I still disagree. That's too much about me.
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  Yeah. That's too much about both of us really. Are we cutting that out or really leaving it in? We'll see how we feel.
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  The four of ones are keywords are success, comfort, prosperity, reaping rewards and celibate.
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  Celebrate.
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  I almost said celibate.
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  Yeah, I'm not really sure. I wasn't thinking celibate, but my mouth was like.
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  Self love, celibate. It's fine. Yeah, celebration.
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  An extremely positive card. The four of ones signifies happiness, success, comfort and security.
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  Wow. How it can be any more perfect.
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  I don't think so. No, it couldn't.
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  Not even if we drew the lovers because you know, that's all about two people.
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  Yeah.
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  You've used your energy and talents wisely and worked hard.
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  Now you're reaping the rewards due to you. In the writer wait Smith deck, the ones are best doomed with garlands of fruit and flowers, which sounds lovely.
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  It sounds like things you would have on Valentine's Day. I like talking to her.
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  She says, we've only had one glass of wine each.
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  Literally what I was thinking though is chocolate covered strawberries and roses.
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  Yeah. Wow.
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  You can say it again though. So no, it's fine. I like the way that it went. We're natural. Let's just be natural.
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  Let's do it. And you can always buy those things for yourself too.
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  Yeah. I can buy myself flowers.
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  It's real Miley Cyrus.
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  Month I think. Yeah.
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  It's time to relax and enjoy life.
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  Which first of all, I'd like to know what is relaxing.
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  But I digress everything is working out well when this card comes up in a reading.
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  It indicates pleasure and prosperity, financial stability and a happy home life.
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  I call this the comfort card.
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  It's so perfect.
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  I love it.
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  You've shown the world who you are and what you can achieve and you've gained the recognition and rewards you deserve.
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  In the rider waite smith deck. This is our extra excerpt.
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  The harvest card.
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  In the writer wait Smith deck. The four of ones shows. Oh god damn it, Cassie.
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  What?
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  It shows a happy couple celebrating raising bouquets of flowers in the air. Oh, interesting.
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  But that's super valentine. See? Yeah. It kind of sounds like a wedding.
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  Oh, you know what? What?
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  What we assume is their castle rises in the background.
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  In the foreground, a gateway of sorts decked with fruit and flowers.
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  Bids us enter and take part in the fun.
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  This is so fucking sweet. I know. I'm really impressed with us right now.
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  I know. We're so good. We're so good at doing the tarot.
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  The tarot we've been doing it for almost three years now or how long?
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  Yeah, no one knows.
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  There's certainly not a historical record that we could refer to.
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  I think it was May 2021 as we officially launched.
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  So three years, almost three years. Wow. Yeah, we're pros.
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  Well, and we did a lot of tarot as kids too.
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  I didn't you did. I did.
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  I remember I never like touched a tarot deck before I got with you.
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  That's really.
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  I know I like literally block that out for my memory because I'm like, well, like yeah,
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  we're both, you know, creepy. So I just wasn't exposed to it, I guess.
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  I yeah, yeah.
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  That's so funny.
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  I tried too hard to be normal.
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  So that's why that was the one thing where I was like, well, I'm in my bedroom with my own deck of cards.
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  So who's going to stop me?
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  But you know what? I do it now in my bedroom alone and I pretend like I'm a child.
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  So, you know, there you go.
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  Well, goes around comes around.
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  This is a harvest card.
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  One that witches might associate with the mid-summer sabbat.
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  When we enjoy the fruits of our laborers and rejoice in the earth's abundance.
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  Hey, if they throw all the word fertility, I swear to Christ.
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  In a reading about money, the four upright suggests prosperity and financial security.
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  You may reap benefits from investments or make money from the sale of property.
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  In a reading about work, this card shows success, harmony, and stability in your business or career.
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  You derive satisfaction from a job well done.
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  The four also represents happiness and fulfillment in a creative venture and perhaps recognition on a broader scale.
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  Ooh, I love this.
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  Can this card be for me?
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  It's for all of us.
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  Yes, it's for every single person in this room listening with their ears.
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  So yes, it applies to us as well.
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  Okay.
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  What if you're in this room, but you're not listening with your ears?
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  Are you not listening to yourself talk?
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  No, I try to block myself out as much as possible.
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  Shut up.
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  I did.
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  In a reading about love, you find contentment, peace, and ease in a reading about love.
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  And ease in a relationship.
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  A happy and comfortable home life is yours.
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  Oh, there's another extra excerpt.
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  Okay, I do just want to say, even if you're not in a relationship, I think they can.
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  Yeah, you could be in a relationship with your self and still.
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  You can have a happy and comfortable home life.
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  Yeah.
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  Being solo.
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  In fact, for many of us, that's probably the number one way to ensure that you do have a happy and comfortable home life.
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  Amen.
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  Yeah.
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  We carry within us the wonders we seek without us.
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  Huh?
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  That was too deep for my brain.
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  Is that the only thing it says?
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  It is.
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  Say it again.
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  Say it one more time.
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  Okay.
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  Let me listen.
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  Say it slow.
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  We carry within us the wonders we seek without us.
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  So that's basically like self love.
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  Like you have everything you're seeking within yourself.
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  Dude, this is so fucking perfect.
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  It's pretty wild.
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  I don't think that could get any more perfect like my mind is blown right now.
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  That was really deep, dude.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, speaking of self love, should we announce what we're doing?
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  Yeah.
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  So why this is so crazy and important is because we are gifting our Patreon members with self love spell jars for February.
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  And they're so stinking.
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  cute.
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  They're so fucking cute.
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  Obviously, we're going to post videos of them because they're adorable.
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  Yeah.
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  And it'll just be me sitting there going.
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  Can I see one?
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  I want to say what's in it.
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  I can't remember without looking at it.
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  So there is cinnamon hand hand ground cinnamon.
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  There is a pink salt pink like rock salt.
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  Himalayan pink salt.
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  Yes.
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  There is some rosemary lavender.
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  The rose petals we got in our gift basket from through the veil.
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  Oh, I wondered where those came from.
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  There is orange peel.
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  Ooh.
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  And from my lunch.
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  Yeah.
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  Directly from Caitlin's lunch.
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  She peeled them and dried them herself.
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  And then there is obviously rose quartz in there.
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  And then some regular crystal quartz.
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  She's pretty.
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  Yeah.
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  And then they're topped with an assortment of pinky, reddy, valentinesy colored wax.
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  Which, you know, on brand.
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  Yeah.
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  So if you're on Patreon, you'll get all the details on who gets them and when.
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  And in addition to self-love spell jars, we also have a brand spanking new Patreon exclusive.
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  Sticker.
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  Sticker.
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  That was annoying.
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  I liked it.
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  But yeah, so I designed Caitlin helped to.
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  I mean, did I?
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  I don't think you approved.
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  You approved.
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  What's that called when you have to approve. The stamp of approval?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  So a specially designed sticker.
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  It is so cute.
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  They're the cutest.
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  I can't even.
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  And the creepiest.
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  Adorable.
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  I love it.
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  They are a spin off of our creepy people sticker that we have on just regular merch stuff.
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  They're way cuter, way more colorful.
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  They're fun.
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  Yeah.
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  I like them.
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  I can't wait to steal one.
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  I know.
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  So again, we'll have the details on Patreon about who gets them and when and blah, blah, blah.
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  All the things.
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  All the stuff and the things.
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  And I still like my brain.
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  It was like going crazy over the tarot read.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  We're going to be rolling.
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  We hope you enjoyed the little bonus e bonus in the announcement.
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  Caitlin's yawning at me right now.
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  It's pretty late.
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  It's pretty not 9.30.
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  I don't go to sleep this early.
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  So I just we're usually like not working where I work.
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  Yeah.
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  We're working bitches.
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  Man, I'm a work in bitch.
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  We're working five to nine.
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  Literally.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I know.
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  But I got here around five.
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  Yeah.
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  It's nine now.
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  It makes sense.
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  I like it.
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  I like it.
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  Let's just roll with it.
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  We reroute the song.
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  Working five to nine.
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  Dolly, we're coming for you.
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  But like just like to come and hang out with you.
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  Yeah.
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  I know.
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  I love you.
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  Like in a good way.
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  We'll do tarot for you.
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  If you're into that.
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  Oh.
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  Oh my god.
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  Dolly, are you listening?
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  We will do a free tarot read for you.
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  Oh my god.
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  We'll pay you to let us read your cards.
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  For fuck's sake.
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  Legend.
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  Have a creepy ass Valentine's Day!
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  Oh my god.
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  My mouth stopped working when I tried to read like a what's what is called.
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  No, like a who reads fast like a auctioneer auctioneer.
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  Yeah, I was trying to be an auctioneer.
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  It didn't work.
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  I'm going to work.
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  I was speaking in tongues.
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  Okay, we're going to go.
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  Bye.
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  Love.
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  Self love.
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  Self love.
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  Self love.
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  [Music]