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Episode 26: Real American · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Then and then and then and then the batman.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not joking, I want I'm sure, I'm shuck chair.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure the reason for the batman, the reason for
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  Speaker 2: the batman. I was up ladder, putting the very last
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  Speaker 2: that we're getting to those points there where there's bits
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  Speaker 2: in the house words. Oh, this is the last one
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing of this scenario.
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  Speaker 1: You know more of this.
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  Speaker 2: And I was doing the very last window angle beat
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  Speaker 2: because we're plastering outside. You know the angle beating the
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  Speaker 2: essue you know, well for anybody that's the white little
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  Speaker 2: corner stuff you see poking through your plaster at the
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  Speaker 2: corners around windows and the corners of the house. I'm
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  Speaker 2: putting up the last one of them. And of all
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  Speaker 2: the thousand acre forest wood that we live in. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just shy of winning the pool. Coming over the hill
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  Speaker 2: a bat a bet who are supposed to be on
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  Speaker 2: Believably the well directioned. I got some drunk bath slash
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  Speaker 2: lunatic flew straight into my leg up to the top
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  Speaker 2: of the letter I was mine, the very last rung
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  Speaker 2: of the letter new letter I got, but it was
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  Speaker 2: absolutely lovely thing. I've had a straight letter in my life.
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  Speaker 2: Every leg was always crooked and twisted brand new. I'd
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  Speaker 2: say it's twisted now after the freak out I just had,
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  Speaker 2: because do you know when you look at the thing
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  Speaker 2: and you go that didn't just happen, and then it
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  Speaker 2: hits me. It was like forgot here.
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  Speaker 1: I know what I'm going to tell you, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna transform. I'm gonna transform into something that great.
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  Speaker 1: Well, well, don't do it till we have this podcast
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  Speaker 1: on any By the way, welcome along to the Tom
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  Speaker 1: and Larry Show podcast. Tom told me before we went
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  Speaker 1: on air that he got hit with a bash. I
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  Speaker 1: misheard him saying he got a bit with a bat,
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  Speaker 1: so I said, save it for the podcast, man. So
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  Speaker 1: it's news to me. But I'll tell you Tom, it's
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  Speaker 1: a it's it's a it's a fear of mine, and
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  Speaker 1: I think just about anybody. Like all creatures, great and small,
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  Speaker 1: I love them, But the also one of them going
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  Speaker 1: up your leg or up your trouser leg for any purpose,
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  Speaker 1: a little kitten running up your trousers.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred and one hundred percent, it's up your trousers, trousers,
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  Speaker 2: and it is bad. And I mean the way I
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  Speaker 2: wrote it, actually, I looked at it again and went,
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  Speaker 2: that sounds like I just got a punishment.
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  Speaker 1: Beaten, like I took it back to the legs, back
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  Speaker 1: to the legs.
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  Speaker 2: But this was an actual morphius flappy flappy flappy. But
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  Speaker 2: that's not the one I wanted to tell you about.
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  Speaker 2: And we will get into the podcast for sure, but
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  Speaker 2: I want to tell you about this because I know
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  Speaker 2: they have a special place in your heart. Coming home
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  Speaker 2: from a gig the other night and Borr sitting in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the driveway, what was it, a wee
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  Speaker 2: spiky bae.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen this on your I've seen this on
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  Speaker 1: your story. Yes, indeed, is he still with you guys?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. He enjoyed the biscuit I gave him.
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  Speaker 2: I had a biscuit that I took from the green
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  Speaker 2: room and I picked him up and put him over
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  Speaker 2: to the side. And I have nicknamed him Gordon. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what. He looked at me and and he
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  Speaker 2: looks like a Gordon, and he liked the biscuit.
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  Speaker 1: Chucked it things. That's his name, Tom, I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody was like, oh, you know, people were messaginging have
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  Speaker 2: you given him a name, like why would you call him?
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  Speaker 2: Why would you call him? Would you not call him
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  Speaker 2: Henry or would you not go No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't name the hedgehogs. I just called him out, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: There was a hedgehog out airway as well last week
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  Speaker 1: who did not fare as well, was gone by the
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  Speaker 1: you know, no reviving him Tom at all. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe we'll put him in the pet cemetery or something
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I did a little bracelet ast you know
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  Speaker 2: that said like you know, organizations for whatever, Like.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he had a he had a Colombian necktie
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  Speaker 1: on him. God love him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that can happen. They're they're on the move
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  Speaker 2: at the minute. The boy's art spike by there.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, keep for your hedgehogs. Keep an eye
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  Speaker 1: out for all wildlife when you're writing about driving. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of which, Tom, that could lead us straight into
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  Speaker 1: segment number one.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this, I'm telling you, Oh my god, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Almost like we prepared these things.
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  Speaker 2: But not sponsored by segu How are we actually not
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  Speaker 2: sponsored by We're just going around doing the podcast on
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  Speaker 2: two segways.
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  Speaker 1: Well, listen, let's get into it anyway. The news that
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  Speaker 1: piqued our interest this week. We always try and save
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  Speaker 1: that for a segment at the start of the show
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  Speaker 1: to lead people into the the wonderful world that is
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  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry. I mean, you guys know what's by
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  Speaker 1: this stage, So we're going to kick you off. Tom,
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  Speaker 1: I believe you've got a story for us there on
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  Speaker 1: a segment that we call the Weekly what have You.
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  Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of Ian's, a lot of outs, a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of what have you, and a lot of strands to
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  Speaker 1: keep in my.
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  Speaker 2: Head, man, we do we do a shop that was
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  Speaker 2: dear to my heart when I lived in America because
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  Speaker 2: they said everything and they sold it for half nothing.
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  Speaker 2: But it started out like as a pharmacy. But you
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  Speaker 2: can buy italianside there. Do you know what these American
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  Speaker 2: things like? This was in oh Heyhoo, oh hey ho.
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  Speaker 2: A nat year old Ohio girl. I suppose she's a native.
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  Speaker 2: She whipped the mother's Nissan, the Nissan Zuke. She whipped
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  Speaker 2: it and up up the road she went. No one
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  Speaker 2: was injured, thanks for the God. But she went up
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  Speaker 2: the road and it was heading to Target. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: a good place to aim for.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, you know, there you go, but she
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  Speaker 1: was she wasn't going to Walgreens, but this.
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  Speaker 2: Was or CVC would have made no sense at all,
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  Speaker 2: which she twenty minute drive it was she had.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, here's there's a lot to unpack here and
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  Speaker 1: and and and all. Disclosure, ladies and gentlemen. This news
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  Speaker 1: broke about a week or two ago, but we had
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  Speaker 1: other things to talk about, but we wanted to come
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  Speaker 1: back to this one because it's close to our heart.
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  Speaker 1: It involves rascals, Yeah, mischief near missus, which is always good.
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  Speaker 1: We always like a good look story on the Tom
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  Speaker 1: of Jerry Show. If that young lady hadn't made it
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  Speaker 1: to target, like you know, we wouldn't be talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's it's it's a somewhat terrifying, somewhat adorable image
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  Speaker 1: of like drive down the interstate and you look over
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  Speaker 1: and there's like an eight year old driving what I'm
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  Speaker 1: assuming was an automatic transmission.
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  Speaker 2: Chart Listen, listen, listen in a way you go, he
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  Speaker 2: wasn't dipping the clutch, like do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I love?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I love? I loved it even more
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  Speaker 2: and it shouldn't make any difference, but initially did. When
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  Speaker 2: I watched the dash cam of the cop it was
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  Speaker 2: as cool as a breeze, like on, yeah, they're all
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  Speaker 2: over the road here. It looks like it looks like
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  Speaker 2: a chaid and they were called him he he he,
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  Speaker 2: And it turned out it was, and there was even
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  Speaker 2: more of a roguish kind of a left smile came
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  Speaker 2: to my face when I was like a little young one,
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  Speaker 2: fair play, because that's definitely like something a young fellow
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  Speaker 2: will do.
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  Speaker 1: I have to say when you say eight year old
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  Speaker 1: kid takes mother's karen drives your your your brain naturally
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  Speaker 1: goes Maybe it's a deep rooted sexist thing, but my
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  Speaker 1: my brain naturally went out.
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  Speaker 2: Young lads, well, for us, it's not going to be.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's sexist, because when you like a
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  Speaker 2: story because you can relate to it. We like these
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  Speaker 2: rascal stories because we can relate to it, that's it,
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  Speaker 2: and you put yourself in. And to be fair, it
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  Speaker 2: was kind of led that way when they said kid.
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  Speaker 2: But also women tend to not do as they do plenty,
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  Speaker 2: but they don't do as much stupid shit as men.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, do you know, as a young man would naturally.
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  Speaker 2: Do they're not as like I've seen give comparisons. I
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  Speaker 2: see little young one will come to the door. We'll
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  Speaker 2: go to a door and look in before stepping through it,
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  Speaker 2: whereas you take a young fla like the room could
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  Speaker 2: be like literally made of knives, and my lad will
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  Speaker 2: go running in to see what happens and then look
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  Speaker 2: backwards to see where he's just come from. Like So
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  Speaker 2: that's why it came into my head. So when I
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  Speaker 2: heard it was a little girl, I was like a
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  Speaker 2: class I'd say, she's going to be good crack, Like
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  Speaker 2: do you know? And you couldn't? I mean you you
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  Speaker 2: can't bollock them hard over that, like can you? I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, like, here's what you could
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  Speaker 1: bottom about it. And as this story develops, two weeks
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  Speaker 1: after the fact, the kid I believe was on our
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  Speaker 1: way home from Target.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, like she she had gone.
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  Speaker 1: She had gone, and she had racked up four hundred
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  Speaker 1: euros four hundred dollars worth of purchases on the mother's
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  Speaker 1: credit card, got herself a frappuccino and gotten the car
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  Speaker 1: and was driving back home on This is the Kevin McAllister.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's that's just taking the pace. Now, that
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  Speaker 2: is that's you've got no control your child. If that's
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  Speaker 2: the case like this, that is because she took the
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  Speaker 2: credit card, she knew to be wearing like she wasn't
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  Speaker 2: just running around like leaking windows. This young one knew
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  Speaker 2: to get a frabuchina, she racked up four hundred quid,
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  Speaker 2: knew how to use a credit card, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, yeah sure and nature old comes up
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  Speaker 2: with a credit card and four hundred quin. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know that four hundred puid might have been just one neutribullet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, We don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have that information. Whether she went in and
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  Speaker 1: bought a Ninja aircryer or she bought in ten different shops.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah so I but yeah, who's taken who's taken contactless?
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  Speaker 1: Paying off a clear eight year old?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? But yeah, the more than parents need to be
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  Speaker 2: looking at themselves going what have we done? Like it's
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  Speaker 2: another thing if they scoot up the road to their
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  Speaker 2: friend and you know they go off picking conquers. But
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  Speaker 2: that kid drove twenty minutes to target and was heading home,
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  Speaker 2: flying all over the road. Probably listened to Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I will. I will say, well, you'd
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  Speaker 1: have to have wrapped her mom's phone as well to
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  Speaker 1: get the Spotify going. But like maybe she did. This
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  Speaker 1: kid is they need to keep an eye on that child,
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  Speaker 1: the great cat Burglar. There's something adorable about it that
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  Speaker 1: she probably thought she was playing mommy, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, or she was playing a game like oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is what mommy? Do they get in their car? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's adorable, kid, But do that in your imagination, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hold the plate in front of the telly and be
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  Speaker 1: like mom driving, Yeah, I mean hitting the car.
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  Speaker 2: The American The American notion is you know the lemonade
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  Speaker 2: stand or whatever at the end of the driveway, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's changed. That means credit card has gone and so
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  Speaker 2: is going this end juke is up the road. Do
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  Speaker 2: you know?
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  Speaker 1: I'd love it if the kid got into the car
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  Speaker 1: and her first instinct was just to start adjusting the seat, like,
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  Speaker 1: who is that this fucking thing? Oh Jesus, now I
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  Speaker 1: have this the deal with.
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  Speaker 2: Looks down at the Petro like, well, for the love
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  Speaker 2: of Christ's leave it with nothing. That's it. You just
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  Speaker 2: sniffing it.
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  Speaker 1: But it got me thinking, Tom. The whole story got
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  Speaker 1: me thinking that on a couple of things, this kid
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  Speaker 1: is eight years old and can drive, which a tale
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: of two podcasters. There's Tom and the Cherry. For Tom,
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  Speaker 1: she left it very late for Jerry. You know, she
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  Speaker 1: could have added another twelve years to it before she
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  Speaker 1: learned how to drive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I learned how to drive. And I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: I must have said this many times before in the
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  Speaker 2: Deaths and Cherry, we must look up at deats and cherry.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen one nearly since then. You could start
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  Speaker 2: with a flat screwdriver. It was that kind of of
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  Speaker 2: a car, and it'd been a very ex family car
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  Speaker 2: of friends of mine up the road the fields, and
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  Speaker 2: they their brother just thought it was fine.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm looking at it now, Tom, a fine card
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  Speaker 1: to driving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was proper steel. I remember you
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  Speaker 2: can knock on it, and I was like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 2: like knocking on a steel door, you know, that kind
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  Speaker 2: of steel.
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  Speaker 1: On that subject, Tom, like, I remember, I remember cars
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  Speaker 1: in the eighties, but I remember any card that my
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  Speaker 1: dad ever had, golfs and the whatnot, Oh decent as
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  Speaker 1: the as the day rolled on you could stand on
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  Speaker 1: the roof of them. Yeah, and like that was like
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  Speaker 1: just a thing that we would do as kids, is
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  Speaker 1: like get up on the bonnet and walk across the
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  Speaker 1: top of the car and back down the other side. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and not keep given out to for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's meant like you're able to stand up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, it should be able to stand up
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  Speaker 2: to it. You know.
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  Speaker 1: These days it's like, you know, if you're talking to someone,
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  Speaker 1: you kind of feel bad lying back against the car
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't put your art in the car
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  Speaker 1: and just have a crack with them.
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  Speaker 2: Shit be soft. But this was it seemed a good
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  Speaker 2: idea at the time. Nothing ill came from from it.
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  Speaker 2: Learning how to drive in its death century, I mean
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  Speaker 2: it took a couple of cushions and whatnot, and my
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  Speaker 2: dad there was a clutch, so, you know, just saying.
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  Speaker 2: But we myself and my buddy Robert, we learned to
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  Speaker 2: drive and promptly then we're giving tasks or driving small
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  Speaker 2: tractors around the place for doing small little tasks and
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  Speaker 2: whatnot where you had to be a big buy. But
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  Speaker 2: I do remember one skullduggery moment, and it was a
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  Speaker 2: great moment between my my, myself and my grandfather. I well,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't steal. I just wanted to show one of
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  Speaker 2: the lads that I could drive. And my mother had
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  Speaker 2: a Volvo three forty. I think it was one of
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  Speaker 2: the hatchback ones. But it was like a nice yok
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  Speaker 2: like there was but it was there was way to
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  Speaker 2: this thing. So I set it go for a spin
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  Speaker 2: round the backfield, the back acre. It was wett as functure. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: carried it like three feet into the into it oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: to the axles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, matter what I could do, couldn't get it back out.
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  Speaker 2: Run up the road up to the grandfather's farm. He
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  Speaker 2: came down, brought his Massy thirty five, pulled it out promptly,
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  Speaker 2: and then went, no, when it's sorted the situation, we
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  Speaker 2: washed the wheels, we washed the whole car down all
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  Speaker 2: the stime. We went and found four sods of turf
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  Speaker 2: over yonder. Yeah yeah, brought him back, laid them back
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  Speaker 2: in blades and it wasn't until like three weeks later
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  Speaker 2: when the grass hadn't taken fully. Yeah, four yellow patches. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And it was only like but years and years later
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  Speaker 2: it came up.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's some that's some good. That's some good.
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  Speaker 1: Grandfather right there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's great. But there was no like scold in me.
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  Speaker 1: It was not and it was just no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: just just let's start this. Let's literally literally cover this up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I I whatever the little girl's name, will
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  Speaker 2: call her Molly. She's gotta gotta rest call his name
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  Speaker 2: like Molly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Molly. You know what. Good hustle kid, But stay
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  Speaker 1: off the road until you're of age.
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  Speaker 2: And put us up a petrol in it if you
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  Speaker 2: are going to take it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, become an uber driver and pay your man
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  Speaker 1: back the four hundred dollars that you spent on em
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  Speaker 1: and m's in twelve different shops to authorize suspicion.
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  Speaker 2: She hit a letterbox, that's what she hit. She admitted
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  Speaker 2: that to the cops. I did hit a letter box.
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  Speaker 2: I won't like to let's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then she followed it up with what are
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  Speaker 1: you going to do about it?
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  Speaker 2: Pig, come at me, rasher, come at me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not all sweetness and light. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: there you go, a little Ohio native, miss Ohio. You
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  Speaker 1: love to see it, and I tom she was very
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  Speaker 1: nearly this lad we're we're opportunities, This lad.
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  Speaker 2: Under present nearly was because of a story like that.
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  Speaker 2: That's if we had more details on it, like what
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  Speaker 2: she bought? Yes, what was this to carry on? She
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  Speaker 2: was at the whole time. We bit more backstory and
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  Speaker 2: she would deep she would have become this led, I think.
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  Speaker 2: But I wanted to see.
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  Speaker 1: The parking job that she did, because I gotta tell.
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  Speaker 2: That speak for me. That was my first thought was like,
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  Speaker 2: but then these days, do you know what you look
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  Speaker 2: at it? Like I was pulling into super Welled yesterday
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: and grown asked woman got out of this car and
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: to say she parked like a prick, like.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: It's unheard of.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: It was, would you you'd go out your way to
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: park like such a bollocks? Like she took three spaces?
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: She managed to take three spaces like phenomenal.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Here's here's a couple of things that's happening now. Like
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: people say, oh, you took two spaces, to think you
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: took one to the left or one to the right
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: of where you park. You know, sometimes if it's you
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: know where the space is worth like a car face
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: and the car if you drive too far into that
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: it's very possible you'll take four in one bite.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: And you know what I mean that she took three,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: and I'd say if I went around for a look,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: they were staggered. She might have actually taken all four.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: But to be fair, she was. Her twin was a
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: little further up, this outlet who in the shop felt
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: the need to just stop and lean on shelves everywhere
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I was to look at what he was going to purchase,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: even though he didn't seem like he needed leaning. And
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: he was just one of those annoine fuckers who wore
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: like a racing hat, you know, a Trillby style thing
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: that would go to the horse raising dose. I don't
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: he did something very similar. I'm like, is this the
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: evening a prick? So I'm yeah, an eight year old
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: fucking it in any which way.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Honestly, she do you know what? She was probably looking
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: at the parent and baby spaces going like, well, I'm
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: a baby, but I don't have the parent. Can I
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: park in this technically?
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean it's got a mother's car. Yeah, I
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: see it. Okay, I'd give the green light on that one.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I give the green light on that one. Anyway. She
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: didn't make it, shouldn't park in the In the second
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: segment of the Tom and Jerry Show, I know she
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: didn't divvy it up ever so slightly different because there
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: was someone else that caught her eye for this lad.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Those are this lad, Tom, and that's why we have
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: a segment of the show about this last night. Now
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: there's that guy. Yeah, uh, Tom, there was a documentary released.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna go around the houses on this
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: lad because this story has this lads.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: To spare it put.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's any amount of this lads. It's hard
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: to pick just one out.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: When you get into the world of pro wrestling, which
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I did as a child, and I still, you know,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I've been still hold special place, but I'm not. I'm
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: not the enthusiast that you you are. But still, you know,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: i'd still you know, on Instagram and you see a
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: clip people like, jeez, yeah, the Stiner brothers, remember that
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Mad Yes Full of Juice, Yeah, yeah, remember that. But
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that there was a Netflix documentary out yet.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yes landed the documentary, the documentary Mister McMahon, chronicling the
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: life of wrestling head Haunch Vince McMahon landed last week
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and Vince McMahon could be this Lad every single day
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: of the week. And he here's the thing with wrestling,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: tom' why I still follow it to this day. It
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: would put me to the sword now to sit and
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: watch an hour of wrestling. It's hard to watch now
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: these days. You know, when you know what's going on,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: but the actual wrestling that takes place in the ring
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: is not what you watch it for. You watched the
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: stay in Touch with all the backstage drama, because we're
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: talking about some of the biggest egos and madest bastards
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: and craziest This Lad characters you've ever seen in your
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: life before they stepped through a curtain and that the
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: commons and goings and dealings of them.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Well, I remember reading I read Britta Hitman's Heart book
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: and it was one of those look behind the curtain
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: cafe things as they call it, like and you're kind
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: of going, ess Christ, every one of these was an
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: absolute lunatic, you were this was one of the most
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: level headed blokes in there, and these were the work
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: going nothing but absolute maniacs, just absolute maniacs.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: And the Vince McMahon documentary, which is on Netflix. It's
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: six one hour episodes.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Uh does it delve into his his latest weirdness at all?
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Or was it produced by him?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Is fas died a little bit?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you another.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Well, the ca fa my whole what is it? Whatever
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: he's done to his eyebrows and his mustache and that
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: hair thing. I mean, he looks villain out of a
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: cartoon that was drawn in the eighties.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like he's trying to catch the pigeon.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: He's so cute enough to to sell up to the
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: UFC too, the smart bastard. But anyway, it's Yes.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: The documentary gathered together everybody nearest and dearest events and
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: a series of talking heads to chat away to him.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: And the one thing that you get from it all time,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: the one thing that that that I learned more than
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: is that these people are above all else, to a
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: man and to a woman, seasoned professional liar.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: They don't know what the truth is and they I know,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: we all know that it's quote and quote fake and
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: all this kind of thing, but they'll still tell stories
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: to keep a legend going, or to keep a storyline going,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: or to keep a belief going in the phase of
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: overwhelming evidence to the country.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: You yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I have
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: smelled some bullshit and a few interviews.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: What all right, Studyana, And in the middle of all
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: of these people that came to talk about Vince McMahon,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: is this week's this lad, the one guy who shone
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: through the real American hulk Hogan.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I look, don't let the mustache fool yet. This
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: is mine. He has his That's just it, you know,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: it's just it. We're not on the same page since
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: the day I heard the weird stories with him and
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Papa Loves Loves Bunge and what's going on with him
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: and the wife. It's like, what, okay, Yeah, you're down
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: the room riding his missus. I I yeah. And then yeah, he's.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: All the rest, I mean whole Cogan is like.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: But then a couple of when you have a vitamin range,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: you know, and you're like going take vitamins, so your prayers, brother,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: You're going, But dude, you're taking so many steroids right, Oh.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You're injecting horses into your eyes here, Like.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: What you odd about?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: So your prayers?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Be a good American.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go over there, and I'm gonna suplex
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: the Japanese just for Pearl Harbor is actually Hawaiian or
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: some one. Actually, yeah, not a bit from China or
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Japan at all. Tall Pearl Harbor was a long time ago.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: So I don't know at all, not at all. But
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: you're going, yeah, keep going above all.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: That's okay.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: So the whole Cogan is a couple of things, right,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Number one, whole Hogan is like, by any man's measure,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: a piece of it. Like he's a fucking dirt big
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: is he?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know, and not the actual the
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: backstory of everything, really yeah, what I hear from.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: No, he's pulled a couple of dirty deeds. And regardless
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: of what he was secretly recorded saying are doing, which
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: would be enough to get you struck off in any
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: man's book, But regardless that he is a dirt bag,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: but he is perhaps one of the biggest liars you've
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: ever met in your life. And because he stood out
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: telling lies about things that he himself is on record
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: saying a year ago, lies on top of lies. And
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: we're going to get into it here now, and I'm
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: going to hit you with five of Hulk Hogan's all
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: time whoppers and liars and and and we're just.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: He's not work related because I mean, these are actually
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: things he said out as these whatever his name is.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: So this isn't this isn't Hulk Hogan on screen saying
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: and then I did this, brother, this this isn't an
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: inner you like, I'm talking to you all, Cogan said,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: in all earnestness some of the following things. How about
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: that tom that that had filled the best of the segments,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: couldn't it?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all down for that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Let's add all right, So the first thing that I
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: want to talk to you about is the lies that
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: he has told about Andrea the Giant's weight. Okay, how
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: much did Andrea the Giant weigh? And this is what
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I really gotten into the segment here above Vince McMahon himself,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: who I'm sure will be this lad later on in
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the day. In the documentary on Netflix, hul Cogan, who
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: fought Andrea the Giant at WrestleMania three, said that he
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: slammed Andre and Andrea weighed seven hundred pounds. What now,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Andrea the Giant was built going into WrestleMania three, announcing
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: in the corner from too long France weighing five hundred pounds,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Andrea the Giant, and Andrea the giant at the time
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: going in there probably way a round about four hundred pounds,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: give or take.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Do you do you?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Because they give everybody a few minutes, they give everybody.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Why not nobody's gonna put a month.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Skills Like, that's such a mad lie that you wonder
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: is he gone a bit? Fucking do Leally? Like? Has
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: he gone a bit Joe Biden? Like? Has he lost
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: the fucking plotter? You going? Are you gone fucking wrong? Sure,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: there's clearly to You couldn't lift seven hundred pounds.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You couldn't lift seven fit not not in any metric.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Could you lift seven hundred pounds for nothing?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Hold? Is he actually oks and seven? Yeah?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: He's about seven always all of it? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: he's every age of it more than in a second. Uh. Also,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: hulk not for nothing? You were on a documentary like
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: two years ago. That's the one thing I will say
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: about the documentary on Vincent. It retreated a lot of ground.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: If you've watched anything about any of the history of
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: WrestleMania documentaries, or Hulk Cloagan documentaries or anything that has
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: been produced by the WW themselves. Hook you're in a
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: documentary eighteen months ago say that Andre weighed six hundred pounds,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and you're on a documentary before that saying that he
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: weighed five fifty every ounce of five hundred and fifty pounds. Brother,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And it was the first time I slammed him. It's not. No,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: it's not, because there's footage of your slaming them, you know,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: six years previously, when he's worked in the a W A.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: But like this, like this was a what what kind
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: of a slam did his did?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: How did he? He did a standard body slam because
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: there's no harm to Andrea the giant at the time
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: he could barely stand. But to be fair, like so,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: this wasn't a fisherman's superlex or anything like that. This
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: was a standard pick up good slam.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: But like I watched the kind of schooling of it too,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Like the schooling of these things. You're not picking up
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: a fucking dead bag of sand.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: No, you're not a lad.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Left the lad gives you a fair bit. Now, he
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: posts himself up if you want, he hikes himself up
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: and then you're going to obviously guide him up into
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: the air legs, and then he puts his hand on.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Your hip and and pushes himself up.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: He pushes himself up up. Yeah, you just got a
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: kind I'm not saying, Okay, he's a horse for a man,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: you're not just going to do it. But at the
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: same time, Hulk, it isn't that you picked him up
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: out of a chair like this. There's a great story
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: of Arnold Schwarzniker was on and said, did you hear
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: this about uh Jordan Conan? And they ran they ran
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: into to andre so much. I don't know. Was andre
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I in Conan or one of these corner movies or something.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Maybe he wasn't. Maybe they just ran into him. Yeah,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: and it got on powerfully. He was out with him
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: and Jesus, I think he was an next basketball anyway,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: there were two seven foot men alongside.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I've seen the picture.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: But he Schwartzinger says, He goes, it was amazing. He goes,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I was doing well at the time, so I'd met
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: andre before, so I felt this was my time to
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: pay for the meal, He goes Schwartzner, and he was
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: a no, no, no, I pay, And he went up to pay,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: and he says, and I was a big man. I
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: was two hundred and fifty pounds at the time. He says.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: He picked me up and sat me on top of
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: a cupboard in the restaurant like a child. Yeah, and
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: he said that it was the most demeaning but hilarious.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I was just up. There's going, wow, I'm supposed to
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: be a hero. And Andre went denald. But yeah, five
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty pounds, that's as big as a man
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: needs to get, you know what I mean.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: And it's impressive, like say that your body slam four
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: hundred pounds. Are you gonna do it? Okay? I got
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of fucking lies to get through. Sorry. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: but that's that's that's just one that's easily. It's it's memorable.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Here's the way the man was. So why are you,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: forty years after the fact saying that it was something
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: other than that other? Then you're a shit talker. Yeah, okay,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: here's one that might have a little bit of trick
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: in it. But again, like I say, you're adding an
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: inch or two to it. Hulk Hogan claims that he
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: was six foot nine, but now he's only six foot
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: four because of years of dropping the leg on people.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Now what's his name says something similar dropping the leg
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: on people. Is well, it was his finishment. It wasn't
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: like dropping the hand. He was actually, you know, he
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: don't go. Steve Austin said, there has been a compression
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: in his hips joint and neck and back in neck,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: and he's lost about an inch from dropping a.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Big difference time between one inch and five inch.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, away, that's for fox's sake. You were never six
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: nine for starters anyway, not a fit?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: How about that? How about that? How about yeah? Exactly?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: You know I was six foot nine brother, and and
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I lost all that height because I was dropping the leg.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Oh you just weren't six nine.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Like when he was standing over uh sly sly at
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: five seven. There's no way you were a foot and
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: two inch like. You weren't doing fourteen inches over there.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: You earned you were.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: You're a tall guy.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Oh gee, you're a tall He was six five sixty six,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: but six ' nine. That's a rare. That's a rare.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: That's a rare. Fellows come across like that'd be that'll
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: be part of your stick. Nearly you know, like giant
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: would be nearly in your name, you know what I mean.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: And we all know our lads, Tom to sort of
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: shrink down a little bit as they get older. It's
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: just a natural part of life. And we said the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: man's in the seventies. But that one, now, Tom, that's like,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: that's like compared to what I'm about to hit you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: with now in a second, Like that's a little bit
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: of a pride Liele, Like I want to kind of
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: why here.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Do you but what at that stage you should be
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: literally just like that's why I like Steve Austin when
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: he talks, because he takes the pace out of himself. Yes,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: there isn't kind of a still holding on to that,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Like do you still think I'm a legend?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know, like I said this, this is
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: what comes through in the documentary, Tom. These people don't
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: know the truth from lies.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Of course they don't. He calls himself Old Cogan. His
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: name is Terry fucking Bilaya. Yeah, what stage do you
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: pack it? Like?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: You know? Oh? No, Like he's looking he's looking at
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: himself in the mirror like the bad guy at the
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: end of Twin Peaks, Like you know, he's just like
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know who he is at this stage.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: That's it. He's lost the fucking rag altogether.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Like, well, for those two lies, Tom, at least there's
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay. I used to be a lot stronger,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: and I used to be lot taller. All right, Okay,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: fair enough. This is the third one, Tom. He claims
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: in his ute when he got hot and he was
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the biggest thing in wrestling that one year, he wrestled
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: four hundred times. That's okay, you might wrestle four hundred times. No, No,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan claims he wrestled four hundred days in a year.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: So it's not like I wrestled twice in a day.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: That's two. And you do that and you counted it
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: up over three hundred and sixty five days and it
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: comes to four hundred days. I wrestled six shows on
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: twice on Sundays. No. No, he claims to have wrestled
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: four hundred days in a row in one calendar year.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Does he think there's four hundred days in a year?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you asked Tom.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Has he invented some new Aztech calendar?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked Hulk Hogan claims that because he
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: was wrestling in America then flying to Japan, okay, and
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: wrestling there, and then just been put right back on
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: a plane and flying back to America and wrestling another
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: show there, which I have to tell you, Tom, very
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: likely he did okay, but he reckons that if you
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: count that up, that makes four hundred days.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Any here, he got thirty five extra days, kept his.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Beat beating the sun.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: So he jumped straight off the plane, runs straight to
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: the yoke, and he did all whild What when was
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: he lifting a weight? Or like, when was he I.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Will say, I will say, to their credit with it,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: with the with the schedule, could you could have actually
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: done that? You could have been wrestling every night of
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: the week and then you did two or three shows
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: in Japan, you'd fly over the show and then have
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: to be back for Saturday night's main event.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Or what he didn't gain thirty five extra fucking.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Days, Tom, because that's not a thing that fucking happens, bro.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: No, come on, now, come on, it's not. And it's
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: also if by me you were gaining the day, you
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: literally have to factor in the time of flying in enough.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: No, it's not a thing. It's not Look you don't
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: you know, zigzag over him back the international timeline and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: gain and lose days.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: But do you see what this is?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: What I always find is some of the most annoying
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: lized tom, the most maddening lies are ones that right
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: minded people such as you or I have to sit
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: down and say, no, hang on a second, let me
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: do a couple of sums here, because that's that's clearly bullshit.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: But I can't just I feel like I need to.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I need I need to get antless and just kind
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: of point out a few things. You see what he's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: doing to his tom Do you see do you see them?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Do you see him mad? He's making us?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: No? Do you see? The thing is this is pure America? Right.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: You can literally say mad shit like that and if
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: you have two or three people in around you on
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: a Telly going yeah, yeah, he's got it, Yeah he's
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: he's what he's saying is about right large swades of people.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking into it, not fact checking it. That's
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent. Yeah, that's it, And that's how mad
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: America is. Like whole Cogan has gone his entire career
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: saying things like I made four hundred days in the
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: year you did Hulk, fair fox to you buy fair play.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Tough going Hulk, Yeah, we used to be tougher.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Thanks Avidion for that. We were looking to get the
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: hay and actually, and only for the next two days
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: in a week you created your bastard.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: That's like Marky Mowen heading to New Zealand where the
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: crack it only starts, and you're coming back and saying, yeah,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: four ten days because I was a month in New
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Zealand drawn silage or drawn sugarcane or whatever the hell
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: them hobbits grow down there, drawn Lamber's bread.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: So I fucking see, just gave up there, like I
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: can't take any more this Hulk bullshit. Let's mad. Two more,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: two more.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I'll give you one more. I'll give you one more. Okay,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I give you one more.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: We wrap. I feel sorry for the mad fucking Egypt
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: at this stage now, Jesus, but.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Just I'm gonna go rapid fire here, like you know.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I'll give you one more that I want to linger on,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: and one more that we could talk all night. He
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: was one of the guys that was going to start
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the UFC, but then decided not to because it was
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: too violent spoiler air Tom didn't happen. And also he
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: was this close. I know this is a podcast. You
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: can't see how close my fingers together, Ladies and Daman,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: but very stick to they're stuck together. He was this
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: close to being the first bass player for Metallica, but
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: he was too busy wrestling, so he didn't want to
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: do Jim's Hatfield was asked about this and had no
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: clue what he was talking about.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: They have a similar mistache. That's about it. I get
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: compared to Hatfield. I've never been to ll Cogan actually,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: but often to Hatfield because I suppose we just look
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: like normal people.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: But also also and also Elvis Presley, and I will
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: say that, you know, Elvis is from Memphis, and wrestling
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: was big in Memphis. That is a fact. That's a
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: candid fact. Hold on, Jerry the King Lawler is from Memphis.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Elvis Presley was a big old Cogan fan when Hull
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Cogan started. Oh no, yeah, no, no, Elvis was long
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: dead by the time. Yeah yeah, don't worry about it. Tom.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: It's a lie. It's a blatant, bare flaced lie.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Lee does Hulk think he's far as Gump.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: He thinks he's the Forest Gump but wrestling, Yeah, it's.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Walter mity Ship like you're going. Yeah, I could have
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: been a Metellity, not a fucking.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Fit, not a chance. No, I will say he can't
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: play in the bass. I will give him his credit.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: He can't play. He is playing bass and I am
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: a real American. That is hull plain.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: But there was a music video where they stuck all
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: the wrestlers in in half them looked absolutely sick and
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: to have to make it because it looked like it
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: was a load of shite and hulks.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: They are playing slap bass like in Seine. But yeah, No.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Elvis Presley was very impressed by a young hul Cogan,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: or would have been if he hadn't died a year
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: before Hogan hit the match.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, but the big one. I want to talk about it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: This is amazing, okay, and it's quite a sad story.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan, you might remember.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Said for the mad Yeah I'm wrong.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: So you might remember the the Big Wembley. This might
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: be stick in your memory. There was a big Wembley
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: show with the British Bulldog and Brett Hart. Remember that
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: and it was it was the big Summer Slam show,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and Hulk Hogan was at that show and he met
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: a make wish child who Hulk met and spent some
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: time before the match and then got them a space
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: right at ringside so that he could see the thing.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: But as hulks in Wholk's own words, you could tell
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: the kid was very sick. And he got him a
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: space and he went out to wrestle. But when Hulk
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: looked down, the space was empty. The kid wasn't there,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: and he later learned that the child had passed away.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, did that happen? There are holes in the story,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: all right, Well, the whole the whole being in the
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: audience where he said the unflap was gone from us
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: was one.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: But yeah, well the other bigger hole is that Hulk
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Hogan wasn't with the WWF when they went to Wembley,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: wasn't on the show, wasn't in the country, was filming
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Thunder and Paradise or whatever in Universal or mister Nanny
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: or mister Nanny, like literally, all it takes is for
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: you to look at the card for that and go,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Puck Cogan's not on this. He's not on this. So
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: he has invented and an ill child. I gotta tell you,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, round upon is what that is? Right? And yeah,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I was there wrestling with Jimmy Hart that's out there
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: by my side, and we chatted with this kid all
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: day every day, and then he just passed away. And
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I wrote the song Hulkster in Heaven Over, a song
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: that was released three years before the nineteen ninety two
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Wembley show.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: How in Fox's Name. But this is what this is
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: what is wrong with wrestling in a sense. But then
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I suppose you do want these over the top characters.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Is that if you leave him in there, like if
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: you leave something in the oven for long enough, it's
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: going to go to fuck. And he's been way too
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: long to the point now that is just in his
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: brain has invented stories and and you see he has
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: people around him, much like O. J. Simpson would add,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: people around him, go, that's a great idea. That's a
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: great idea. We'll break into steal back. Yeah, jeez, I'd
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: say you were Hulk. Let's say you were, because they're
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: all like, there's lack. He's getting money from hanging around
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: and doing bits and bobs for him, and they're just that's.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: The crazy thing, Tom, Like, he's not just. I just
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: want to stress that all these lies weren't told to
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: you know, the lads at the bar, or like chatting
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: with fans backstage, like he was telling some of these
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: on the sixty Minutes of This World like sit down interviews.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: But that's what I mean, he's gone to that point
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: in his head where's going I can invent anything and
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: twas real. Yeah, because nobody, and I mean nobody is
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: going to tell me otherwise, Like.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: And you know, and I gotta tell you, Tom, it's
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: one of it's one of my least, it's one of
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the things I don't like in a liar. I don't
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: mind a liar telling me lies, Okay, like, oh I
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: did this, this and this, and that's why I couldn't
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: do X y Z and in your heart and soul,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you know, number one, I don't care what you did. Yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: So you don't don't feel the need to make a
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: lie up, okay because I don't care. I don't need
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to know why you did this, this and this, because
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: honestly I don't care about take it. But don't walk
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: away from me thinking build them. You didn't. You didn't, buddy,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: don't get all smoke going to McBride. Knew no better.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I used to work. I used to work with people
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: to be like, oh I was sick this morning and
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I couldn't come in. Number one, I don't care whether
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: you're here or not right and number two, I know
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: rightly you weren't sick. And then it'll be like, yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I pulled one over on them, and I'm like, no,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: you didn't. That's a bit that annoys me and whole
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Coagan will look you in the eye to this day
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: and say you could go hold cog and listen, brother,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: people have pulled them up on it. You weren't in
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Wembley for that summer slam show. And he's like, well,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: you know, you go do your research of it and
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you'll find the truth in it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Brother.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: What mean?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't think all Cogan means meant as much
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: to me as he probably possibly did to you at
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: some point, because you've seen it, stunk by it and
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: hating him now. I just think he's a fucking need.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I was always more of a
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I was always more of a of a matro man kid.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: So now that was always more of another fellow who
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: whose heart gave out, probably as a direct result of
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: way too much the rights. Yes, indeed, I gotta tell you,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: if the Tom and Jerry Show rolls on for long enough, Tom,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: we will get all these guys on as this lab.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: But we're gonna leave it at the hook store right now.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Because he was the king of bullshit and real or otherwise,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: the man knew how to start around.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: He did made it. I'm sure. I suppose while we're
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: at it, we may have at one or solved. Don't stop.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Since moving back home, I not I won't say frequently
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: because I listened to a lot of Spotify and audio
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: books and things like that. But every so and I
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: will tune into the local radio because I've been on
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: it a few times and they hold a special place
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: in my heart because they're trying their damnedest to stay
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: between the lines because it's hard on radio stations. You know,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: you've got a how many today, but they're still keeping
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: it old school and they do a thing, and I
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: think it should be I reckon it should be not applauded,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: but maybe you know it would have been of sincerity too.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: It should be maybe put on more radio stations, and.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: They do the daily death the death notices time, the
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: list of bereavements.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: And I I I think I think there's a there's
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: a bit more brevity, you know, there's a bit more
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: respect in it, you know. So when somebody's saying, somebody's like, sure,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I know R I P dot I E is.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: This is what we want to tell there is there's
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: there's the death the classic death notices as you would
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: know them on your radio, are themselves an endangered species?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and as for the people that
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: they they're talking about as well exactly.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: We got to this, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to pull back the courtiner of the
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show, but as we went to record tonight,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the news broke that Chris Christofferson has passed away now
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: and we were going to put him in the news
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: or this lad or whatnot, but we found like, we
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: don't want to be the obituaries podcast where every week
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: this lad is just whatever celebrity died, but rest please
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Chris kossofers and the road runs to meet you and
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: so on. Ah, But how that manifested itself in this
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: row is I said to Tom r I P dot
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I E is where you get your dead notices. But Tom,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: as you can hear, there is still quite old school.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: He's still kind of thinking, No, the radio is the
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: dead notices. And there's the there's the conflict, Tom, there's
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: the get it, get the match in the ring, will.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: To be fair. There's like still to now there's my owlad.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: But there's some annoying every single time that we're in
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: the same vicinity from each other, and he will go
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: whush to turn it up. I see if I'm on it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: But there is something about like nostalgia. And I'm not
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: heavy on nostalgia. I can literally I empty my mental
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: hard drive every thirty days, like I can't tell you
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: anything that happened a month ago. But when I hear
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: there's a tune on Tip Midwest Radio, Tipperary Midwest Radio,
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: and it's it's like one of those recorders, you know,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: there's plastic. It's horrendous. But there's something I'm like, Ah,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: not that I'm excited to hear who died, But at
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: the same time, there's a oh time to be a
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: bit more, a bit more cop on about yourself here now, right,
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: let's listen, and there seems to be a bit It's
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: like anything I suppose if there's if you hear it
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: or or you see somebody saying that, there's a lot
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: more weight to it than just reading it, you know
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: that kind of way. I get you throwing the nickname too,
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Jerry the gearbox Ryan. You know.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: There's a couple of things to play here tom now
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: for good or for bad of her and different right.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: And the more the more I think about it, I'm like, hay,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, Like the most I would ever have
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: listened to the debts in my life would be be
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: at home and your parents would be listening to the radio,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: and the debts will come on, primarily my mom because
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: my dadould be working or whatnot. I can only even
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: remember a couple of times where that lady my mom
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: didn't know who was going to be on.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it would you know who's going to be on?
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: It was?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There was only once or twice where she would
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: have heard a name on the radio for the deaths
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: and would have went, oh my god, so and so
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: just died like, oh my god, that's news to me,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: like she would know ahead of time that so and
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: so is dead, and she was listening to the debts
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: to get.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Was your mother flying to Japan and gaining an extra day?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: No, but I'll tell you, like the country grapevine moves
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: faster than the radio, how about that?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Right? Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there is the jungle wire,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: no doubt. But I don't think what I'm saying is
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: that the while it is been people, not that there
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: was a protest, but there was talking, maybe that there
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: was a bit macarb or but you know that it
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: should be only the place people go looking for it, Like, well, Jesus,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: do you know what I got?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's that's that's kind of what I'm That's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: kind of what I'm driving at now. Yeah. So, so
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: like my mom would tune into the debts to find out.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Funeral arrangements, arrangements.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: And every now and then get surprised by you know,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: gutubin a death out of no war. Yeah, I would
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: argue that nobody goes on to R I P that
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I eat without knowing full well that the person has died,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and they want to click in and get the funeral
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: arrangements you're not just logging into R I P that
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I in the morning and just scanning to see who's
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: dead in the local.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: So you don't think so, oh, I can tell you
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: here and now. Really I did a bit about this
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: radio thing, right, I had a bit about the radio
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: or the R I P know, the bit about the radio,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: and then people had come up to me afterwards this
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: is exactly, it's.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is the this is the bit, this is.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: The right, this is the bit. And they would come
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: up to me afterwards and go, what it's our R
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: R I P D. That is kind of taken over
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: from the dead. No, you know, your chat with audience
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: members afterwards like oh, yeah, I guess so, And they were.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Kind of that's that's alien to meet because I'd always
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: be in my cart.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: To be fair, most of the time, I'm the same too.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: But talk to me, you'll find I'm not funny. I'm
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: only funny. And even then, you know you're my leegitment.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Very yeah, I've I've yeah, I've got a fake off
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: stage persona as well. I'm very charming. But what they
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: were saying was that like their moms or whatever they
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: they would this is their fucking jam. And they said,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: people go on to YouTube and just want to watch
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: you know, the daily hot whatever hour. They go on
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: to whatever their news their news article thing is wherever
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: they get their feed from Twitter or whatever. And MAM's
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: and nna's primarily this is their jam. They would go
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: on and Scanford and go, uh huh did we know
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: him now? And I asked about it. I was like,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: so they did no intentions? No, I can't write anything
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: about it because every fucking comedian this is up there
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: with Ryanair jokes right now, it's been done to death
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: for the want of a better phrase, right, but I
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: ain't touching it. But what it was, I know, I know.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: But they they this is their thing. They would go
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: on and go do you know that the same people
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: that love death? You know what I mean? They love,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: They just love and they they're only hoping to find jeez,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't did we know them? Oh? She desisted now
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: she was in she was a nurse over London and
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: then and that it's just a it's to create, Hey,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: these are content creators in there or when such and
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: such cause round or whatever. They have to have. So
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: you can't not have some value in your pocket in
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: the way of conversation. There's no like it's all well
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: and good, that bullshit talk just even the rightly drawn
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: in you know that ship. But if you have a
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: juicy bit of a commure, and I'll.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Tell you, do you know who's dead?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Do you know who's dead? And this is r I P.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Dott You know it was a nice breaker, all right.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Jesus, that was kind of gone. Christ Almighty Jesus,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: could you not tell us, Hey, you know what, there's
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: a an asteroid that's just going to pass by us.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Imagine if that was on the way, what would be
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: your left you know? No astroid? Yeah, no, this is yeah,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: we're all going to be on r I P dot
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I E if that thing, that's the thing. But I
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: was just thinking, you know what, leave it on the
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: leave it to the radio. Let a certain time, just
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: get enough and just go back out of it. We
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: don't need to know all the debths. Like to sit
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: down and I'm not saying outlaw, but at the same time,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: maybe ri ip dot he could just come alive between
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: eleven and twelve in a day and go away again.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Because I have a fear that these nanas and olt
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: ones are spending too long, much like we're worried about
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: our children spending too long on YouTube kids and whatnot.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I possibly our ones are spending too long on rip
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: do well.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I will say this tom now, and this is I
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: don't know what point I'm trying to make here. I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: don't know what argument I'm trying to make here, whether
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: it's for good or for ill mentality you and you're
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be like and that's a good thing, or mentality
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like and that's the worst thing
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I ever heard in my life. Okay, it should never
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: have been allowed to happen.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Hate me.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I figured that our IP dot I E is responsible
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: for more computer literacy in the older generation than literally
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: anything that has ever happened.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a valid point to make.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: It Like, you could not drag old people to computer
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: before they had r I P dot I E. That
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: they could, and not for nothing. I'm just going to
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: say as well, the pandemic putting all the masses on
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: live streams, that was another big paradigm shift, and that
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: was that was that was what got my mom to
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: learn how to use an iPad. Yeah, the death of
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: the masses. Now. Like I said, Tom, is it good
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: that the older generation are now online? Almost certainly not,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: because do you know what it does?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: It opens more fucking questions?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Another pandoras about it.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Opens more phone calls about now if I if I,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: if I moved it off for the love of Christ.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, you make a very good point, Tom,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: because my parents are more than capable of looking up
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: our I P P dot I E and finding his dead.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: But it falls on me to write condolences.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: You are you are a professional writer. To be fair.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: You are to be fair. If you were a scaffolder
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: and they were assessing to come down off the oaken,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: write quickly, write a condolence. Do you know what you
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: should do? What you really should do is send them,
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: teach them how to copy and paste right and send
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: them an email.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: You you do? You do?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: You do you think I have not done my utmost
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to teach them keyboard shortcuts, like we can type in
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: R I P dot I E. Like, don't ask too
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: much of us here.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Now, how about in the condolences they just write R
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: I P.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Ted from the mcbrides.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know if we even had a row there,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: but I'm not for R I P. Dot. He I'm
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: just I'm not, I'm.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Not, I'm I'm I'm borderlining on it. I mean, I
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: will say, we need either the R I P or
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: the radio. We can't be a country that doesn't know
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: who up the road is or isn't dead.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: True, that's true, true, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: There you go. But I'll tell you what's not. The
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry show going stronger than ever. Tom, I
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: will say.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: And I have an up info update for us. We
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: were talking last week about that chap. He was this
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: lad last week on Yes Young Lynch Yeah, and he
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: made he made a statement at the end. He says, well,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: what now that the season is drying up, what you're
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: gonna do? And he said, will parallel washings? And I
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: was kind of close.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: We haul our our.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Institute farmer, our in house farmer. He messaged and I
• 52:22
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• 52:24
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• 52:26
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• 52:30
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• 52:32
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• 52:36
  Speaker 2: It's shite basically. That'll be in the the parallel the
• 52:40
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• 52:43
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• 52:45
  Speaker 2: if not at the end of the evening. But that
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: all has to be. They can't be left run out
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: around the fucking field, or can't be left run out
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: around the road or whatever yard. It has to run
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: to a set place because it could get to a waterway,
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I guess, and contaminate it. But that sell out to
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: be it's not it's not pure or pure. It's water
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: down fucking whiskey. It's you know, it's not.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Tell me if water has a little bit of shite
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: in that.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right now. But it's not the good slorry. It's
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: not the high grade. This is water down stuff. And
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: that's absolutely fine to suck out and throw it out
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: around the field because it still has plenty of good
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: roy stuff in it in the way of nitrogen and whatnot.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: And that's and that is parallel washing. That is parallel washings. Yeah, okay,
• 53:30
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• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah we talk.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah no not quite yeah, not that that level of weirdness.
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• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I promise, yes, regardless of what you're doing, be a
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: parallel washing or waving at sick kids in Wembley Stadium
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: at a wrestling show, you weren't that.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I'm about to go and find a rafter to throw
• 55:31
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• 55:33
  Speaker 2: wings that are now grown Jerry, because it turns out
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: I'm after Marfius and I'm a mafia Marphius. Now I'm
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: a beat. What can I say? I'm a bat.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: That's you know. In the whole Cogan version of this
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Tom number one, the reality was you're you got bumped
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: into by a bat. Number two, you got mauled by
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: a bat and thrown off a thirty foot ladder brother, Yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: through a table, yes, and and and kicked out it too?
• 56:00
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