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The Weed We Eat (Dandelion) - Patreon Special
Neoborn Caveman lays out a clear-eyed, marble-mouthed pro-humanity take on the dandelion — the stubborn plant that pushes through pavement and neglect only to be met with industrial-scale poisoning because its greatest crime is growing for free in a world that demands a transaction for everything. NC traces its deliberate journey with European settlers as vital food and medicine, exposes “weed” as nothing more than an economic label for anything that refuses to generate revenue, presents the USDA’s own data on its exceptional nutrient density in vitamins A and K plus minerals, examines its…
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