Latest / The Breakfast Club / DONKEY: Florida Woman Attempts To Eat Counterfeit Money During Arrest

Transcript

DONKEY: Florida Woman Attempts To Eat Counterfeit Money During Arrest · The Breakfast Club

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Go and make sure you're telling the watch out for Florida, Miloria, Milorda.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: all of Floda.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: You are a donkey.
• 0:12
  Speaker 3: The Florida man at tapped in ATM for a very
• 0:15
  Speaker 3: strange reason. It gave him too much money.
• 0:17
  Speaker 4: Florida man is arrested after stay he rigged the door
• 0:19
  Speaker 4: to his home in an attempt to electric hit his
• 0:21
  Speaker 4: pregnant lights.
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: Police arrested in Orlando man we're talking of.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: From Nada the breakfast club bitch you donkey other day
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: with Scharlam Haye, the guy. I don't know why y'all
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: keep letting him get y'all like this.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: It ain't me little du Baalis, y'all donkey today for
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Friday December first goes to a thirty eight year old Miami,
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Florida woman named the Poora Abraham. Now, what does your
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida?
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: Say it with me.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: all of Florida. And don't assume that Ivy Rivera is
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: from the Bronx just because you know she's not she's
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: from Brooklyn. Thanks so crazy. Nonetheless, but that's neither here
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: nor there. Now I think I can confidently say that
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: Zapora is one hundred percent grade a city girl.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: And you know, a city girl gonna do one of
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: two things.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: She either gonna f on a scamming ass rich ass,
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: or she gonnammit a scam herself. See those big burking
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: bags that hold five or six figures don't buy themselves.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: So a city girl gonna make a way.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: Wham bam, thank you, scamming the poor Big Zip twenty
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: eight grams of pure scam made away. Okay, she didn't
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: even aim high. Young Zip wasn't even looking for no
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: new jewels to shine her out. She wasn't looking for
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: no shopping spreez to fly her out. She wasn't in
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: Calabasas trying to buy a house. Young Zip was in Walmart. Okay,
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: Young Zip was in Walmart trying to figure out a
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: way to walk out with eight hundred and fifty dollars
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: worth for items eight hundred and fifty dollars worth for
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: items from Walmart. She wasn't trying to scam a new
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: coop with the paper tag same color as the burking
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: bag No. Eight hundred and fifty dollars a household items
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: from Walmart? And how was she trying to do it
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: with counterfeit bills? Oh boy, see, young zip, don't got
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: time for you fake ass holes talking out loud on
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: your fake ass clothes. But she definitely got time was
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: in fake ass bills. Let's go to CBS News Miami
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: for the report.
• 2:00
  Speaker 5: Police a woman is and custodily she allegedly used then
• 2:04
  Speaker 5: ate counterfeit money at a Walmart and North Miami Beach
• 2:08
  Speaker 5: officers received the report from customer service.
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: They recognized the suspect, Zephorah Abraham, from a prior incident.
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: Abraham also allegedly tried to leave the store with a
• 2:19
  Speaker 4: bin full of items worth more than eight hundred and
• 2:21
  Speaker 4: fifty dollars when stopped by an officer. Please say she
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: tried to eat some of the counterfeit money. She's facing
• 2:27
  Speaker 4: felony charges, including grand theft.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: How the news reporter just all nonchalantly says she used
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: in ate fake money.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: This is how you do. Floyda is nuts?
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: Now, what kind of city girl attempts to have a
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: money fight with fake money?
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: City girls told Broke boys fall back if their money
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: ain't right, So the same rules have to apply for
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: broke girls.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Broke girls fall back if your money ain't right, and Young.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Zip, you need to fall all the way back because
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: the only thing worse than no money is fake money. Now,
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: the fact that Zapport tried to eat this money lets
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: me know that she has swallowed worse.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, when that's your go to move and you.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Done swallowed whole blunts, You done swallowed crack, you done
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: swallowed from heroin, and that poom poom of yours has
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: definitely done been a stash box for all types of narcotics. Okay,
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: your name is a Pora, but I bet they call
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: you Big Zip around the way because you could hide
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: a hole ziper cush in your poom poom. Okay, make
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: the loud pack go from smelling Mustang just smelling like
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: the kitchen at Red Lobster canine dog would just pass
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: out if you ever got a whifted.
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: It was a display for me Jesus.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: Look, it's the Pora in the worlds of TK Kirkland
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: who raised you? Okay, I love Walmart. If you read
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: my first book, Black Privilege, and you know how much
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: I love Walmart. I consider Walmart holy grounds a cultural
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: institution when you grow up in a small town in
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: the country, rural America, like I did Monks Corner, South Carolina,
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: dropping the clues bomps from Monst Corner. Okay, you know
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: there's not much to do except roam around the twenty
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: four hour Walmart. So I consider what you did blasphemous.
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: But we also don't know that Walmart's usually the first
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: place folks learn to steal from. So I know thirty
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: eight is pretty old for a scam in Miami. By
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: thirty eight in Miami, you know, a city girl should
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: be all Madden. Okay, you should be a all Madden
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: scammer at the very least all pro. But you moving
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: like a streat rookief. You because let's just say you know,
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: let's just say you was a pro. Okay, a pro
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: would know eight hundred and fifty dollars worth of items.
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: You just take that to the self check out, scan
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: a pack of gum about thirty times, so you get
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: a long ass receipt, walk out, greeted, Just go and
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: glance at the receipt, keep it moving.
• 4:32
  Speaker 3: Wait, that sound like you did that before.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: Never did it.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: But I guarantee you JT and Young Miami somewhere right
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: now listening to me and they thinking to themselves.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: Period. Okay, all right, train to know what I'm talking about.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's right.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just simply saying, Zapora, you're not ever gonna get
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: a crocodile burking from the everglades moving, how you moving?
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: Not to mention those counterfeit bills, not dying for you.
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: I know we live in a world where everything is
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: GMO and we all eating fake counterfeit processed everything for
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: the most part. But the attempt swallow two hundred dollars
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: in fake money counterfeit bills. What Haitian woman in Miami
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: put that thing on you, put voodoo on you that
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: made you think you have goat and you can eat paper?
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: Please give us a poor Abram, the sweet Soigns and
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the doge.
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: Of the day, the doggee all the day. Yee yes, indeed,
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: all right now say peace BT, so we could talk
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: about why doctor Umaha might be a little upset. All right, well,
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: thank you for that donkey to day and.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go, say peace BT peace
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: be et Now.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: I just heard some slightly disturbing boy about one of
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: my favorite nieces.
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: Ivy revealed, Oh, welcome to the show. Ivey has to
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: know me and doctor Umah wouldn't have approved of. What
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: did you hear, sir?
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: Do you want to tell us? I don't know what
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: you heard either. I am totally against it. I heard
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: you recently got ghosted.
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: No, not me.
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: By a ghost.
• 6:13
  Speaker 3: I see what I see what you're doing here.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: I hate this show.
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: I am totally against it, but I'm.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: Here for it. So what are you saying, Charlie? What's
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: the question? I heard y'all. Don't act like I'm making
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: this up. I walked in and heard y'all talking about.
• 6:24
  Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm in total denial.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: Some things are made for behind the scenes, but put
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: on it. Oh enough money, you go ahead.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: Now, I mean we already here, now all the way
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: with it. I got ghost to buy a cacad Oh
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: my goodness, I didn't mean to go all the way
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: lashes for conduct. I'm becoming a black hold on guys.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: Before we get ahead of ourselves.
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: We need we need the rumors to be clear.
• 6:59
  Speaker 6: Right, that's a big mac because he's he's really spiraling
• 7:02
  Speaker 6: my story otical.
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: I went to dinner with a man.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: Was the food seasons?
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: It was?
• 7:10
  Speaker 6: It was delicious. I had a bronzino. It was a
• 7:15
  Speaker 6: two hour conversation, very fruitful. The day after we had
• 7:19
  Speaker 6: a nice conversation. Expressed that I wanted to see him again.
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: And I didn't.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: And he was white and he was white. Play some
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: white music?
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: Tell me why?
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: Why? So?
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: What is the question? What are we asking this this morning? Guys?
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: All right, Oh, what the question is? I just think
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: it's funny as hell. That's how you came.
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: About you don't care about you a black woman or
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: a Latino woman? Who has ever been ghosted by a
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: white man? I was just gonna say, have you have
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: a dated outside your race? But that sounded that we
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: know that already.
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: No.
• 8:03
  Speaker 6: I think the question is have you ever tried something
• 8:05
  Speaker 6: outside of your type?
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: And it failed tremendously?
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Well, doctor Womar tried to warn you you ain't listen.
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: Oh man, what's here? I am? I'm living my truth?
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: Tell us what who's this?
• 8:19
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: In sync? Batty boys?
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: This is a good question that Ivy posed. You know,
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: have you ever tried something new? Okay in the relationship,
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: the relationship it didn't work out.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: That's backfired.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: Five y'all can relate to Ivy story.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of y'all black women out there and
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Latino women out there who tried the date outside of
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: your race and the white man ghosted you.
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: You thought it was gonna be different over there.
• 8:43
  Speaker 6: I'm back, I'm back to black.
• 8:49
  Speaker 5: One.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: That is the question, have you ever dated outside of
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: your race? You tried something and it didn't work.
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: He thought the grass was gonna be green on the
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: other side, but there was no color over there at.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: All, not at all, no season. Can you turn this off?
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: I was just joking about play white. Now he turned
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: that up. That's actually slaps, by the way, But yes,
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: let's discuss.
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: It's really crazy. I feel attacked.
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: But who says that then because I missed you then
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: in the Avril levine.
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: That is not.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: Is not grand.
• 9:19
  Speaker 6: This is this is getting Brittany.
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: Is pretty all right, We'll play Definitely.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: It's a breakfast logan more the Breakfast Club