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Free Agency Demands + Tom Brady's Unretirement · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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Speaker 1: When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty dangerous.
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Speaker 1: But we're on a Cincinnati it's my team, it's my
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Speaker 1: Quarterbet they are, we thought they were, and we got
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Speaker 1: about Hello, you play to win the day. They want
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Speaker 1: you to cook the dinner. At least they ought to
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Speaker 1: let your shout for some of the grocery. And on
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Speaker 1: the way up, we're gonna buy to kneecap all you
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Speaker 1: get me playoffs. I'm just here so I won't get fun.
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Speaker 1: How could he not be aromantic about football? Half? Hello? Everybody?
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Speaker 1: Welcome to benched with Bonetta. Another week, another week that
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Speaker 1: we haven't been canceled. We're still in it to win
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Speaker 1: it you guys. Uh, second week in a row that
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Speaker 1: we are celebrating a birthday. Mohun, Happy birthday. You're thirty one,
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Speaker 1: you're officially older than I am. How does it feel
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Speaker 1: I'm thirty, I'm young, I'm sprightly. Still how does one feel? Um?
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Speaker 1: I feel wiser? Why? Yeah, huh? Is that because you
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Speaker 1: spent it weekend? A weekend in Chicago? But why the way,
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Speaker 1: by the way, why is the water already green? It's
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Speaker 1: not Saint Patrick's Day. They celebrate the weekend, Like Saint
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Speaker 1: Patrick's Day is Thursday, so they celebrate the weekend before
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Speaker 1: because too many fish And it's not even Saint Patrick's
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Speaker 1: Day yet. You don't want to celebrate after Saint Patrick's Day.
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Speaker 1: They do it the weekend before. Well, did you celebrate
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Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's dad style? Yeah, we're a green. Are they
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Speaker 1: hangover as worse at thirty one? Uh? Yeah for sure?
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Speaker 1: Huh And the flight back was tough. I think I'm
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Speaker 1: out on taking flights longer than like three hours. Now,
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Speaker 1: that's impossible. You that's not gonna happen at least connected,
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Speaker 1: But you can't fly internationally. You don't want to take
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Speaker 1: flights longer than three hours. Were you're never gonna go anywhere.
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Speaker 1: You're never gonna go to New York ever. Again, I'm okay, no,
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Speaker 1: just yeah, it's just too long. I was telling you,
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Speaker 1: I like, I get a little add I can only
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Speaker 1: watch something for a little, then I read for a little,
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Speaker 1: then I yeah sleep, I try to take a nap,
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Speaker 1: but it's just unless i'm in like flying first class
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Speaker 1: in a pod. Did I tell you guys about the
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Speaker 1: woman that got kicked out of first class? No? When
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Speaker 1: I was on my way back from Indianapolis. Your girl
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Speaker 1: flies first class when she's fine with work. Slid that
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Speaker 1: in there, Guys, I would never play pay for first class,
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Speaker 1: buy myself in my life, okay, and a fil network.
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Speaker 1: Very kind of them. They fly me first class. I
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Speaker 1: was sitting in first class and somebody didn't show up
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Speaker 1: to claim their seats, so of course they like go
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Speaker 1: to the whoever's got the higher status. So this woman
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Speaker 1: comes barreling up in a first class and he's like,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, oh thank god, I was so tired.
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Speaker 1: I got to fly first Thank god. Lovely to see
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Speaker 1: you all. Oh my god, I'm so excited. Where where's
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Speaker 1: the champagne? Like she just came in hot, and then
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Speaker 1: she gets settled. She like takes off her sweater, she
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Speaker 1: takes off her shoes. I was like, good for this woman,
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Speaker 1: Like what a lovely treat, you know. And about ten
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Speaker 1: minutes later, like she had some time to unwind. She
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Speaker 1: probably ordered a beverage. Ten minutes later, a flight attendant
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Speaker 1: comes up to her, excuse me, um, so you actually
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Speaker 1: weren't next one on the list, and we're gonna have
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Speaker 1: to ask you to go back to your seat. I meanwhile,
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Speaker 1: I'm just sitting in the back like she had to
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Speaker 1: go back to her seat in coach? Did she go willingly?
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Speaker 1: She did? Oh, but she sit up and she said
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Speaker 1: what are you gonna give me? And they're like, what
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Speaker 1: do you? What do you mean? She's like, well, what
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Speaker 1: are you gonna give me? Because I came out here
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Speaker 1: and I took off my shoes and I sat down
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Speaker 1: in first and I was really enjoying myself. So what
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Speaker 1: are you gonna give me? And they're like, well, you
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Speaker 1: just came out. You came up here by yourself. No
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Speaker 1: one asked you. So lesson learned. I don't know what
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Speaker 1: the lesson is. Don't don't wander into first class unless
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Speaker 1: they tell you too, guys. Lots going on in the NFL,
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Speaker 1: not so off off season. Okay, I was really looking
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Speaker 1: forward to golfing um a lot, and I can't golf
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Speaker 1: without being on my phone the whole time. He gets
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Speaker 1: all these crazy moves are happening, the number one move that, frankly,
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Speaker 1: I'm already sick of hearing about. It's only been a
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Speaker 1: few days. Tom Brady's coming back not really a move
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Speaker 1: but annoying. Nonetheless, he is coming back after how many
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Speaker 1: days retired forty forty days, lots of funny memes of
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Speaker 1: him just being not so hot on his family and
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Speaker 1: being like, you know, I'm out, I'm going back to
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Speaker 1: play football. But since I am so sick of it,
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Speaker 1: and I'm sure you guys are sick of hearing about it,
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Speaker 1: because it's Tom Brady? What are we doing? How much
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Speaker 1: longer do we have to do this? I've written a
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Speaker 1: song about his retirement. I did a whole sketch about
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Speaker 1: his retirement. I look like a dummy. I look like
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Speaker 1: a dummy anyways, But anyways, I thought it might be
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Speaker 1: fun to talk about the other people that we would
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Speaker 1: prefer to come out of retirement. Okay, number one. The
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Speaker 1: first answer when I asked you guys today, Hey, who
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Speaker 1: would you like to see coming to retirement? Somebody said
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Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman, who is absolutely not retired. Who is that?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, jugr dog No. Freeman is alive and
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Speaker 1: well and work. He is booked and blast anything since
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Speaker 1: Bruce Almighty. I looked at his MTB. He's got so
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Speaker 1: many things, come on, he's got so many things in production,
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Speaker 1: post production, pre production. He put out a movie last
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Speaker 1: year and a pandemic he thole. I'm sure that was
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Speaker 1: so rude of you, Visa or Master Kurd, I don't
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Speaker 1: even know. Next a guy, I would love to see
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Speaker 1: him out of retirement, Chunk from the Goonies. He is
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Speaker 1: a lawyer now and I feel like that's a big mistake.
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Speaker 1: He could be raking in millions. Everyone loves Chunk from
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Speaker 1: the Goonies. That's the truffle shovel guys, King Joffrey, how
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Speaker 1: do we feel about that? Guys? This is messed up.
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Speaker 1: He was so bullied because he was such a jerk
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Speaker 1: on Game of Thrones. But like he the actor, I'm
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Speaker 1: not talking about the guys, what world are we living in?
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Speaker 1: The actor? He was bullied out of acting because everyone
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Speaker 1: hated him. Oh that's how good of an actor he was.
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Speaker 1: I got exactly okay. Next up up Michael Jordan, who
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Speaker 1: wouldn't love to see him j I beg he could
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Speaker 1: steal ball, He's done it a couple of times. I
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Speaker 1: would love to see him come back if there is
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Speaker 1: an elder man that can come back and play foot
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Speaker 1: his sport. Besides Tom Brady, who wouldn't love to see
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Speaker 1: Michael Jordan his whole earrings bouncing around that'd be cool.
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Speaker 1: Andrew Luck, how do we feel about that. He's had
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Speaker 1: a couple of years off. Maybe he's feeling better. He's
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Speaker 1: got a lovely story that we could all get behind.
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Speaker 1: I really like Andrew Luck. Colts need a quarterback. He's
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Speaker 1: got to hit the weight room. He looked so thin
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Speaker 1: last time he appeared in public. I hope he's okay.
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Speaker 1: I really like I really like Andrew Luck, so I
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Speaker 1: would love to see that happen. Daniel day Lewis shouldn't
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Speaker 1: have retired in the first place. There will be blood.
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Speaker 1: Come on, you're great great, like slam dunk after slam dunk.
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Speaker 1: This guy all time of our generation. I could see
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Speaker 1: him pulling in Tom Brady and then comes out with
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Speaker 1: like a phenomenal movie in like five years. Yeah, he's
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Speaker 1: probably working on his whole acting routine method right now.
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Speaker 1: He's probably already somebody else right now and we just
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Speaker 1: have heard about it. Okay, h Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't
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Speaker 1: think he's been in a movie. It's quite some time. Wait,
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Speaker 1: is he retired from acting or politics? Well, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I guess maybe he should be retired from one and
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Speaker 1: get back to the other. Maybe he was in a
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Speaker 1: Terminator movie recently or something. Um, I'm not saying he's
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Speaker 1: a great actor. I'm just saying it would be. I
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Speaker 1: don't know. I'd watch it on Netflix. Remember Jingle all
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Speaker 1: the Way? Yes, I don't think I've actually ever seen
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Speaker 1: that movie though, but Childhood, Yeah, but he was in it.
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Speaker 1: Molan strikes me as the kind of guy to that
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Speaker 1: watches Christmas movies all year round. Yeah, why not? It's
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Speaker 1: great when it's on TV and like April. Yeah, No,
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Speaker 1: I'm saying year around, like if Elf or Homelowe or
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Speaker 1: Homeloane two or on, you're gonna stop and watching. No,
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Speaker 1: I will not. Actually that's not don't put that on me.
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Speaker 1: Justin I'm absolutely down to start like decorating for Christmas
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Speaker 1: literally on November first. But I am not watching a
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Speaker 1: Christmas movie before now. So you don't watch your face
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Speaker 1: a Halloween movies other than around Halloween. No, Halloween's different though.
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Speaker 1: Halloween is just scary movies, like I love scream scary
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Speaker 1: movies versus like specifically about Halloween though. Yeah, I wouldn't
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Speaker 1: watch specifically about Halloween unless it's within the confines of October. Agreed. Well,
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Speaker 1: when You're actually crazy person that you do that. So
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Speaker 1: you shouldn't put Christmas decorations up until Thanksgiving? Okay, well
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Speaker 1: I'm not American, so my Thanksgiving is in October, so
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my Christmas decorations up. I um, can
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Speaker 1: you watch Elf in April? Okay? Either of the Mannings
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Speaker 1: would love to watch come back and play football. I
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Speaker 1: think think they're both in still pretty good physical shape.
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Speaker 1: Who else? We have literally any band from the nineties
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Speaker 1: and sink Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls. These are all people
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Speaker 1: that I would rather come out of retirement than Tom Brady. Okay,
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Speaker 1: can we say that, Yes, we can say that. I'm
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Speaker 1: just tired of it. Also, is this just like a
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Speaker 1: ruse for him to like shell crypto currency again? Do
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Speaker 1: you guys remember when he made he made this big
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Speaker 1: move right he's going to Tampa. Everyone's like, okay, wow,
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Speaker 1: that was crazy Tom Brady loft the Patriots. That was enough.
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Speaker 1: And then this whole thing he posted on Twitter with Giselle.
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Speaker 1: He's like, actually, Giselle wants to move again. And then
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Speaker 1: everyone's like, Tommy, you just got to Tampa. What is
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Speaker 1: going on? He's like, I'm just trying to sell Crypto.
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Speaker 1: What I hated that we got got? Well guess what
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Speaker 1: we got got again? So I don't trust Tom Brady,
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Speaker 1: never have, no, never one. Um. Lots of guys are
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Speaker 1: on the move this week, as we mentioned, I'll rip
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Speaker 1: through a couple of them because so much is happening.
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Speaker 1: Like Russell Wilson to the bronchos Fields happened a year ago,
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Speaker 1: right at this point, like that's actually nuts, um lately
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Speaker 1: in Mitch True Biscuit to the Steelers, how are we
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Speaker 1: feeling about that? AFC North? I'm okay at that, And
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Speaker 1: he's not going to be a game changer. I don't think. Well,
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Speaker 1: our team's a mess, Mitchberg. Yeah, okay, I'm Mark Cooper
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Speaker 1: to the Browns. You're not hot on that. I don't
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Speaker 1: love it. This team's literally on fire. Yeah yeah, And
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Speaker 1: where you lost Jarvis? And I really like shadows to Jarvis?
10:12
Speaker 1: Can we just say, oh, Jarvis Landry, we love you.
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Speaker 1: He single handedly changed the culture of the locker. Wherever
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Speaker 1: you go, I don't know. I hope you get teamed
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Speaker 1: up with Obi J again. You guys can live happily
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Speaker 1: ever after and you stay healthy and you're great. Um,
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Speaker 1: Like I said Russ to the Broncos. Aaron Rodgers is
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Speaker 1: staying with the Packers. Chargers got Khalil Mack. That's fun.
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Speaker 1: Jags got Christian Kirk. Carson Wentz I think has pretty
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Speaker 1: much done deal to Washington football team. Who's going to
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Speaker 1: be the quarterback for the Colts. Who's going to be
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Speaker 1: the quarterback for Seattle? Locke? Jimmy Gee, where's he gonna go?
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Speaker 1: We still have some chips that might fall DeShone Nutson
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Speaker 1: his meeting with the Brownstime? Can I just can I
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Speaker 1: just say really quick? Can I just say something really
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Speaker 1: really quick? This team is all ready it's not on
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Speaker 1: sturdy enough ground to hire somebody that has so much baggage.
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Speaker 1: You know, I have people in my mentions it's a business.
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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. I just don't think whether
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Speaker 1: he's a phenomenal quarterback or not, and I don't even
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Speaker 1: think he is. This is bad business. I'm sorry. We
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Speaker 1: already have a really icky feeling locker room with Baker
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Speaker 1: and then adding another quarterback that has so much back
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Speaker 1: that's not gonna be It's not too negatives equally positive.
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Speaker 1: That's not That's not what it's gonna happen. You're gonna
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Speaker 1: piss off a lot of your fan base. A lot
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Speaker 1: of people got listen when I tweet out something that
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Speaker 1: you know, I say, I do not support this. People
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Speaker 1: are vocal in the NFL. Okay, everyone's got their opinion.
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Speaker 1: I think this was one of the things that I
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Speaker 1: tweeted out in a very long time that people are like,
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Speaker 1: I agree. I do not want this to happen. This
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Speaker 1: is going to affect my fandom for this team, and
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Speaker 1: it just feels so uncomfortable. Like I was thinking about
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Speaker 1: it while I was golfing this morning. I was almost
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Speaker 1: in tears because I literally don't even know what I
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Speaker 1: would do. I don't know what i'd do. I don't
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Speaker 1: want to go too far into this, but I think
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Speaker 1: your opinion is very important though. As a woman in
12:16
Speaker 1: the NFL. In NFL media covering this, we hear from
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Speaker 1: a lot of men who just kind of brush over
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Speaker 1: the legal implications or moral implications or ethical implications, like, well,
12:28
Speaker 1: he wasn't tried by the grand jury, so he's now
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Speaker 1: free to be traded. And it's like, let me just
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Speaker 1: say this one thing. It is extremely difficult as a
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Speaker 1: woman to come forward about sexual assault. It's extremely difficult
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Speaker 1: to tell your best friend. It's extremely difficult to tell
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Speaker 1: your parents or your partner. For that person to have
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Speaker 1: to sit in a court and tell all of these
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Speaker 1: mostly dudes, that hey, I was sexually assaulted by this person,
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Speaker 1: I couldn't fathom. I don't have that bravery. I don't personally.
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Speaker 1: I can't imagine having to do that in a court system,
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Speaker 1: and that does not come into play at all. And
13:06
Speaker 1: so I think that that's what's so difficult. That's why
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Speaker 1: it was so difficult to read Adam Schefter's tweet this week.
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Speaker 1: It's so difficult to hear the conversations happening around the league.
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Speaker 1: So I don't know if I was gonna stay in
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Speaker 1: the show. I hope it does, but no, I think
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Speaker 1: it's important. I think it's important too, Okay, So putting
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Speaker 1: all of that behind us, I know that this time
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Speaker 1: for football fans is very, very difficult. Glad. I'm stressing
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Speaker 1: out checking my mentions all the time. So I have
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Speaker 1: come up with um sort of like a survival guide
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Speaker 1: on how to get through the not so off off season. Okay,
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Speaker 1: Number one, you should have a buddy system so that
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Speaker 1: if news breaks, you find out from a friend that
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Speaker 1: loves you, that cares about your feelings, you don't have
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Speaker 1: to read about You don't have to read Ian Rappaport's tweets.
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Speaker 1: You don't have to read the breaking news, the trending news.
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Speaker 1: Someone I'm gonna something of you. I need you to
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Speaker 1: be my buddy. I need you to call you know me.
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Speaker 1: You know I tweet as soon as I see seth.
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Speaker 1: If you don't see that I've tweeted that Baker Mayfield
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Speaker 1: is no longer a quarterback. I need you to call me,
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Speaker 1: not a text. Yeah, I know you don't like doing
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Speaker 1: phone calls. Not I call you all the time, That's true.
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Speaker 1: So I need you to call me, and I need
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Speaker 1: you to tell me sit down. I need you to
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Speaker 1: tell me to take a breath, and then I need
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Speaker 1: you to tell me the bad news. Okay, So have
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Speaker 1: a buddy number one um too. If your buddy is
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Speaker 1: with Ian Rappaport, even better have him set up some
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Speaker 1: kind of emoji. I don't know if it's like the alarm,
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Speaker 1: like the red alarm, and you know, whenever he's about
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Speaker 1: to drop, you know, some serious news, just to have
14:43
Speaker 1: him shoot off that text to you so you know
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Speaker 1: it's coming, So that you know it's coming. If you're
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Speaker 1: friends with the n Rappaport, do that. I plan on
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Speaker 1: doing that. Um, okay, have snacks just at the go
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Speaker 1: to stressy or you know, to eat your feelings. Whatever
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Speaker 1: you need to do. Turn off your phone every once
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Speaker 1: in a while so that when you turn it back on,
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Speaker 1: you get to feel alive because you have no idea
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Speaker 1: what you're coming back home to. You know what I mean.
15:08
Speaker 1: I've never felt more popular when I fly and then
15:10
Speaker 1: I go off the airplane mode and then I go
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Speaker 1: on do not Disturb and I like, let it sit.
15:15
Speaker 1: And then I opened my phone and it's like forty
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Speaker 1: text messages. Yeah. Well, when I landed on Sunday, I
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Speaker 1: opened my phone. That's when Brady announced. He's like, oh,
15:24
Speaker 1: this is great, this is great. Well, it's like there's
15:28
Speaker 1: always that moment where like you get your signal back,
15:31
Speaker 1: but then it's like you don't have any text and
15:33
Speaker 1: you're like, wait a second, I will say, can I
15:35
Speaker 1: tell a really quick story? So I sold a television
15:38
Speaker 1: show about my life to TBS, and the news came
15:40
Speaker 1: out this summer and literally we had been waiting for
15:44
Speaker 1: this news to come out for weeks, and we were
15:46
Speaker 1: negotiating and everything was all done and that everything was
15:49
Speaker 1: getting signed, sealed, delivered, and um variety or Deadline was
15:53
Speaker 1: putting out some article and we had no idea when
15:55
Speaker 1: he was coming out. And I was about to board
15:58
Speaker 1: a plane from Hanada to Los Angeles and I got
16:02
Speaker 1: a call from my manager before I boarded the plane
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Speaker 1: and said the articles about to drop, and I said, no,
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Speaker 1: I've been waiting for weeks for this to come out,
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Speaker 1: like oh, And when I landed, my phone has never
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Speaker 1: exploded more. And I just was sitting in coach crying,
16:21
Speaker 1: crying when I landed at all my best friends calling me,
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Speaker 1: He's crying, I'm crying. It was a mess. The people
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Speaker 1: in my road was a very more, very concern. I
16:33
Speaker 1: got what you're talking about. Yours was a little more set. Um.
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Speaker 1: So anyways, listen, we're thinking about you people during the
16:43
Speaker 1: off season, and um, let's just hope that we all
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Speaker 1: make it out alive. Okay, all right, coming up, we're
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Speaker 1: playing a very fun game called what lasted longer this
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Speaker 1: or Tom Brady's retirement. Let's go Okay, welcome back to
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Speaker 1: the bench with Bonetta Podcast. We have something very fun planned.
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Speaker 1: We are going to play what lasted longer? This? Or
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Speaker 1: tom Brady's retirement? Forty days? People? Forty days? Okay? So
17:21
Speaker 1: I asked Mohan and Junkyard Dog to come up with
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Speaker 1: some things. I have no idea what they've come up with. UM.
17:28
Speaker 1: I have heard that Junkyard Dog has some kind of
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Speaker 1: voice that he wants to try out on the show.
17:33
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna introduce this like a game show. Perfect.
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Speaker 1: I'm ready host of this game show. Ready for it.
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Speaker 1: Here we go. It's like a awesome powers. It's time
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Speaker 1: to play what lasted longer? Was it this or tom
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Speaker 1: Brady's retirement? Let's get started. What are we winning? There?
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Speaker 1: Anything to win? Yeah, you gotta win for knowledge riding Fine.
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Speaker 1: Which number is greater tom Brady's fourth quarter regular season
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Speaker 1: comebacks or the number of days tom Brady was retired?
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Speaker 1: Oh god, what he couldn't have had forty fourth quarter comebacks?
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Speaker 1: That's impossible. No, no, remember it in career, oh his career,
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty year career. This is gonna be stupid, This
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Speaker 1: is gonna be so shocking. It's the fourth quarter comebacks.
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Speaker 1: It is forty two to forty. We made this hard,
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Speaker 1: Tom Brady. That is incredible. Forty two fourth quarter comebacks.
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Speaker 1: Next question, Wow, so I can't do that voice. I'm
18:56
Speaker 1: just that's I don't even want to see you attempted.
18:59
Speaker 1: U so speak of Tom Brady Baker Mayfield career, interceptions,
19:04
Speaker 1: careers or days by interception. Final answer, You're sure, hold on,
19:13
Speaker 1: I feel like you're trying. No, you're credit Well, just
19:17
Speaker 1: think about it, don't just like? Okay, So forty days retired. Gosh,
19:22
Speaker 1: I feel like he had so many this year alone.
19:24
Speaker 1: He also didn't play at every game. This was his
19:28
Speaker 1: third year. Oh sorry, Baker, but I'm going Baker interceptions
19:35
Speaker 1: wait to not bite. Oh no, that one was painful.
19:38
Speaker 1: Oh I two for two. I'm gonna that one's not
19:40
Speaker 1: even that close. Fifty six. The next question, number of
19:48
Speaker 1: Brown's wins in the last eleven years since twenty ten
19:55
Speaker 1: or number of days Tom Brady was retired. It's Tom Brady,
20:02
Speaker 1: isn't it. That's so sad? Ten years? Oh okay, why
20:07
Speaker 1: don't say? Final answer, old pondering, Yeah, that's the Browns
20:16
Speaker 1: have one fifty three games. We had a redeem after
20:20
Speaker 1: a big girl. Next question, Okay, so we'll get a
20:25
Speaker 1: little pop culture with you. Here's the show we love,
20:28
Speaker 1: The Sopranos. Oh okay, shout out yeah. Um So in
20:32
Speaker 1: that show they kill a lot of people, but they
20:34
Speaker 1: also drop a lot of F bombs. So the average
20:37
Speaker 1: number of F bombs per episode, and there's eighty six
20:41
Speaker 1: episodes of The Sopranos or Days Brady was Retired, which
20:46
Speaker 1: is forty. Oh, forty is a lot of F bombs
20:49
Speaker 1: to drop in an hour for the average I think
20:51
Speaker 1: it's got it. Hold on, hold on, don't pull the
20:54
Speaker 1: trigger yet. I think let me just let me just
20:56
Speaker 1: talk a lot. I think that it would be the
20:59
Speaker 1: forty was like so many F bombs, and they're not
21:01
Speaker 1: I know that they swear a lot, but they also
21:03
Speaker 1: say oh whoa. If they was yere, if you were
21:06
Speaker 1: asking me about the woes, I might say, yes, I'm
21:08
Speaker 1: gonna go Tom Brady, Days Are Tired? Is more than
21:11
Speaker 1: the average F bomb. Wow, I love. This was a
21:16
Speaker 1: bit of a trick question. Yes, but they dropped. They
21:18
Speaker 1: dropped twenty thousand, five hundred and eight F bombs throughout
21:22
Speaker 1: eight guys. Did a little math and divide that by
21:24
Speaker 1: eighty six. It comes out to like forty point seven,
21:28
Speaker 1: but you can't like have a seventh of an F bomb?
21:31
Speaker 1: How sorry? How many total F bombs three thousand, five
21:34
Speaker 1: hundred and eight that over eighty six episode aggressive, So
21:37
Speaker 1: technically the F bombs is slightly higher. Yeah, I wish
21:41
Speaker 1: this podcast could just be sponsored by the Sopranos. I'll
21:43
Speaker 1: talk about it all days. Wow. Okay, next question. David
21:50
Speaker 1: Blaine once did a fast where he drank only water.
21:55
Speaker 1: Is this the Aaron Rodgers diet? How many days did
21:57
Speaker 1: David Blaine spend fasting on water? Was it more days
22:02
Speaker 1: than Tom Brady was retired or less? That's tough, David Blaine.
22:09
Speaker 1: One time I tweeted and I said, I really want
22:10
Speaker 1: to be a magician like you, and he started following me. Wow,
22:14
Speaker 1: so you should never happened. I feel like somebody would
22:18
Speaker 1: die if they only had water for forty days. And
22:22
Speaker 1: if it's not, if he did do that, I feel
22:25
Speaker 1: like he cheated somehow. He's a magician. That's true. So
22:30
Speaker 1: it's tough to know what's real. I'm gonna say it
22:33
Speaker 1: would be concerning if it was forty days. I'm going
22:35
Speaker 1: to say for David Blaine's well being, Tom Brady is more.
22:41
Speaker 1: Final answer, But that's such a weird thing for you
22:45
Speaker 1: guys to pull out your butts. Final answer. Oh alive,
22:55
Speaker 1: it's a lie. It's all right. So back to TV. Um,
23:03
Speaker 1: you're on a Yellowstone kick now, I oh yeah, right,
23:05
Speaker 1: that's what the people are saying. So total number of
23:10
Speaker 1: episodes of Yellowstone so far or days that Brady was retired.
23:16
Speaker 1: Number of episodes that have been out so far, if
23:19
Speaker 1: y'all oh, oh oh oh. I think I might know
23:22
Speaker 1: this because I think three seasons or ten episodes and
23:24
Speaker 1: the fourth the first season is only like eight, so
23:27
Speaker 1: I'm going Yellowstone is less. Finally, I am a hardcore
23:35
Speaker 1: on Yellowstone. That's your best answer, that's the most well well,
23:39
Speaker 1: because I remember being bummed if there was only eight
23:41
Speaker 1: episodes in the first season, so I was like, oh,
23:43
Speaker 1: this show so good. Right, it's good logic, good logic. Okay,
23:46
Speaker 1: here we go. Yep. Total spaces on a Monopoly board
23:53
Speaker 1: or number of days Tom Brady was retired, which is great.
23:56
Speaker 1: Did you could find that stuff? Is there a website? Okay?
24:02
Speaker 1: Uh gosh, I feel like it does ten and ten
24:06
Speaker 1: and ten. Oh my god. I can't play monopoly because
24:11
Speaker 1: I get too mad at people when I play, so
24:13
Speaker 1: I'm not as familiar with the board, right, But I'm
24:18
Speaker 1: going Brady's Brady's more. This is another trick question. I
24:24
Speaker 1: feel bad, guys. What are we trying to get here?
24:27
Speaker 1: What are we trying to do? What? What is the answer?
24:29
Speaker 1: Forty that's a push. I don't have a push. God, alright,
24:36
Speaker 1: so it doesn't count that one. I should win by default?
24:39
Speaker 1: All right? Final question for one million points. Okay, your
24:48
Speaker 1: favorite place to eat in the entire world Tim Horton's
24:53
Speaker 1: dare years ago that Tim Horton started or days that
24:57
Speaker 1: Brady was retired? Sorry, the years ago that Tim Hortons
25:02
Speaker 1: started started? Like how many years has it been? It's
25:05
Speaker 1: been around for more than forty years? I would think
25:10
Speaker 1: that is the question. Oh gosh, I wish I had
25:13
Speaker 1: like photographic memory because I can literally picture everything on
25:16
Speaker 1: the cup and it says since nineteen eighty. Gosh, it's
25:23
Speaker 1: gonna be right around there. I'm gonna go Tim Hortons
25:28
Speaker 1: is round longer? Final answer for for doing for Tim Hortons,
25:35
Speaker 1: for Tim, do it for Canada. You're sending me up
25:37
Speaker 1: for a family, you know what, I'm gonna go down
25:39
Speaker 1: in a blaze of fire. Tim Hortons, Oh when were
25:43
Speaker 1: they established night too? I think they opened in nine
25:50
Speaker 1: sixty four. Oh so either either way you would have
25:53
Speaker 1: gotten all right. Tim Hortons is rocket feel you guys.
25:57
Speaker 1: You do not want to mess with that coffee. We
26:00
Speaker 1: did it? What a game? That was fun? I love that. Yeah,
26:03
Speaker 1: we had a four more, but we've figured that. Okay
26:07
Speaker 1: for ten minutes? Wow was ten minutes? Well we can
26:10
Speaker 1: cut that almost all right. We hope that you were
26:13
Speaker 1: playing along in your car wherever you are, and hopefully
26:15
Speaker 1: you got some more right than I did. Uh, Okay,
26:19
Speaker 1: I asked you guys at home. There's a lot of
26:22
Speaker 1: things going on with free agency. I asked you on
26:25
Speaker 1: social media, if you were an NFL free agent, what
26:28
Speaker 1: would you demand before you agreed to a move? And
26:31
Speaker 1: we got I got hundreds of responses on Instagram, I
26:38
Speaker 1: got a bunch of dms. I got so many messages.
26:41
Speaker 1: A lot of people got creative, a lot of people
26:43
Speaker 1: got weird, a lot of people got creepy. Um. I'll
26:46
Speaker 1: go first. I think the things that I would demand
26:48
Speaker 1: a um. Everybody has to dress up for Halloween, and
26:52
Speaker 1: it's got to be a creative costume. No mailing it in,
26:55
Speaker 1: no Onesie, no Wolverine Onesie, no hundred that once and
26:57
Speaker 1: it was despicable. Seamed lunch every week. I think that
27:01
Speaker 1: that would be fun. And then a team vacation that
27:05
Speaker 1: the team would pay for and we could all bond
27:07
Speaker 1: and play ping pong and you know, hang out. So
27:11
Speaker 1: that's what I'm doing. What are you guys? What are
27:12
Speaker 1: you guys gonna go with? What are your demands? Uh?
27:16
Speaker 1: I want a private jet, oh boy, so I can
27:18
Speaker 1: go anywhere I want and and take some friends. I
27:22
Speaker 1: want free Chipotle. Wow. Have you ever seen those Chipotle
27:26
Speaker 1: for those cards? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I want one of
27:28
Speaker 1: those Chipotle you canna have like whatever you wanted. Yeah,
27:32
Speaker 1: I get it once a week, so it makes sense. Okay, Um,
27:35
Speaker 1: peanut butter m and m's and uh to go pick
27:40
Speaker 1: it back off your team building thing. I think team
27:42
Speaker 1: karaoke would be really fun. Team karaoke. Never done karaoke?
27:46
Speaker 1: You've never done karaoke? No? I have done karaoke plenty
27:49
Speaker 1: of times. I raised the roof, I shut down. People
27:51
Speaker 1: are in awe of my boys. But I've never with you.
27:54
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that you like, ko, oh yeah, Gregg,
27:57
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I would request, Now this may
27:59
Speaker 1: be a little bit not team centric, but I want
28:03
Speaker 1: my own locker room. All right, you're off the team
28:07
Speaker 1: after watching Privacy. And I also want to be excluded
28:11
Speaker 1: and excused from all media appearances because I don't need
28:13
Speaker 1: the drama and the quotes oh wow, circling, circulating and
28:17
Speaker 1: h taking stuff out of context. See I can see
28:20
Speaker 1: that happening with you. They do my job and I
28:23
Speaker 1: will be the star that you signed to me to be,
28:25
Speaker 1: But give me some space room. I wassand percent need
28:29
Speaker 1: my own bathroom, like away from like people aren't even
28:32
Speaker 1: allowed to look at it. I don't sweaty football player
28:37
Speaker 1: bums on my toilet, That's what I'm saying. Um okay,
28:40
Speaker 1: So a lot of the bench with Bonetta listeners are
28:43
Speaker 1: very smart. They asked for stocks, they want percentages of
28:46
Speaker 1: the team. So good for y'all. I think that would
28:48
Speaker 1: be a good plan if you plan planning on staying
28:50
Speaker 1: with his team forever, because then you're like, you know,
28:53
Speaker 1: like if Aaron Rodgers own part of the Packers, that
28:55
Speaker 1: would be kind of cool. Well, all he has to
28:56
Speaker 1: be is a Wisconsin resident is that I don't work,
29:00
Speaker 1: you know, doesn't own a little home. Whatever. Okay, so
29:03
Speaker 1: here are a couple of my favorite I'm just gonna
29:06
Speaker 1: rhyme these off, and you guys chime in if you
29:07
Speaker 1: think they're goods at Sam Rose wants weekends off. I
29:11
Speaker 1: can see that being a problem. Joe Vanilla. Everyone must
29:15
Speaker 1: wear flip flops in the shower. That's good. Multiple people
29:21
Speaker 1: requested daily fresh socks. Do you guys not like clean
29:25
Speaker 1: your socks? Why do you need fresh ones? That's a
29:29
Speaker 1: weird one. That seems like a very big waste of material.
29:33
Speaker 1: Life of Zam said, I need that Bobby contract. You know,
29:39
Speaker 1: the guy that signed a contract with the Mets and
29:41
Speaker 1: gets paid until he's like literally seventy five years old,
29:44
Speaker 1: and at the end of the contract, like he gets
29:46
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars every single year, and by the
29:48
Speaker 1: time he's seventy five, he will have made like twenty
29:50
Speaker 1: nine million dollars and he never played a day for
29:52
Speaker 1: the Mets. Yeah, you guys have never heard of this.
29:55
Speaker 1: He played for the Mets last in nineteen ninety nine,
29:58
Speaker 1: but I don't think he actually played a single day
30:00
Speaker 1: for the Mets. I think you just signed that contract
30:01
Speaker 1: and then they got him out of the contract. I
30:03
Speaker 1: could be wrong. I don't know my baseball, but anyways,
30:06
Speaker 1: that would be lovely. Megan Gaily my Gal says she
30:08
Speaker 1: wants a Benny Hanna love I should never even been
30:12
Speaker 1: to a beny Hana. I'm actually going to a beny
30:13
Speaker 1: Hauna for the first time this Saturday. Wow, have you
30:15
Speaker 1: ever been to I don't even know what it is.
30:17
Speaker 1: That's where you sit around it, you know what I'm
30:19
Speaker 1: talking of course, you sit around a table, a chef comes,
30:22
Speaker 1: there's a hot stove, and they do like fun like
30:26
Speaker 1: little volcanoes and they flip like shrimp in your mouth.
30:30
Speaker 1: If you like shrimp in your pocket. The only problem is,
30:36
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the only problem is your clothes will smell
30:39
Speaker 1: like it after. That's what Megan did say. She says,
30:41
Speaker 1: where something that you don't mind having? Absolutely? Yeah, But
30:45
Speaker 1: somebody throws a shrimp into your pocket? Well, if you
30:47
Speaker 1: had like a little shirt pocket, they'd be like, why
30:49
Speaker 1: would anyone want to shrimp in their pocket? It's like
30:52
Speaker 1: to see if you can catch you know, when you're
30:53
Speaker 1: like here's a cheese, it like go along and then
30:56
Speaker 1: no chatted. I don't know. Okay, I felt this one
31:00
Speaker 1: to my core at Dan Solo said all fans must
31:02
Speaker 1: reserve cheering until end of the game in case I'm
31:05
Speaker 1: feeling insecure about the quality slash quantity of cheers that
31:08
Speaker 1: I get. I like that. I like that a lot.
31:11
Speaker 1: I like that a lot. Maybe you're having an off day.
31:13
Speaker 1: It would feel even worse if like the whole stadium
31:15
Speaker 1: is quiet. Um, okay, what else do we have? Is
31:19
Speaker 1: he zero three one one my own lake to fish see.
31:23
Speaker 1: I feel like some of these are really going to
31:25
Speaker 1: throw off the rest of the team though, and there's
31:27
Speaker 1: going to be a huge divide. Like Junkyard Dog asking
31:29
Speaker 1: for his own room. I get that, but like, come on,
31:32
Speaker 1: I'm a superstar free agent. Put up with it. Um
31:35
Speaker 1: at Big Dom says, I would demand a camel be
31:37
Speaker 1: brought into the building every Wednesday for hump Day. I
31:41
Speaker 1: think Mohan actually said this. This is a very commercial moment.
31:47
Speaker 1: This is a very dad joke, and I don't respect
31:49
Speaker 1: it at all, and he would be off the team immediately.
31:52
Speaker 1: Uh Okay, here's here's one that I actually liked. I
31:55
Speaker 1: think more players should tell owners to donate to charities
31:58
Speaker 1: that they are into uh wouldn't count to the cap
32:01
Speaker 1: and he would provide a lot to the world. Wow,
32:04
Speaker 1: So it was nice. Other people are like, oh, give
32:06
Speaker 1: me grilled cheeses and peanut butter remonends, and so I
32:11
Speaker 1: took a lot of people were just requesting the most
32:13
Speaker 1: ridiculous food items, and I'm like, guys, you're not gonna
32:15
Speaker 1: make it in the NFL if you have a McDonald's
32:18
Speaker 1: soda fountain and you're eating endless cheeseburgers and Chad Johnson
32:22
Speaker 1: Ocho Sinko replied with, I think something along the lines
32:26
Speaker 1: of speaking for yourself, a famously big time supporter of
32:31
Speaker 1: McDonald's and Chad. Yeah, I cannot survive and sustain this
32:37
Speaker 1: level of with endless grilled cheeses and soda fountads. But um,
32:44
Speaker 1: you know what I want. I want access to housing
32:47
Speaker 1: like a SIMS game. Do you guys ever mess with Sims? Absolutely?
32:50
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would like so many people on
32:51
Speaker 1: fire Rosebud cheet code give me all that money, but
32:57
Speaker 1: I want like a pool in my kitchen for no reason.
33:01
Speaker 1: You know I'm messing with that. Uh, Okay, finally on
33:05
Speaker 1: the pod, this is a good episode, guys, the best
33:07
Speaker 1: thing I saw or heard, and um, you know what,
33:11
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. Go ahead the base.
33:17
Speaker 1: Not a whole lot of anything, you guys, Just chaos everywhere,
33:22
Speaker 1: so many things happening, so many, so many players going
33:26
Speaker 1: to every single team. The only thing that I am
33:29
Speaker 1: really wanting to talk about is a the Raptors beat
33:33
Speaker 1: the Lakers. That's cool, but like, the Lakers really suck
33:37
Speaker 1: right now. Lebronto over. Lebronto's done. Remember remember when Lebron
33:43
Speaker 1: kept dominating the Raptors and they dubbed in Lebronto. The
33:47
Speaker 1: Lakers play the Raptors again, like in a week or two.
33:48
Speaker 1: So I don't know, maybe, oh he doesn't chuck the
33:50
Speaker 1: ball at your best player, Um yeah, but I love
33:53
Speaker 1: his reaction. I watched my dog into watermelon today. That's
33:56
Speaker 1: another good thing that I saw. This is the This
33:58
Speaker 1: is off season been at Okay, I'm off in a lot,
34:00
Speaker 1: I'm taking lots of naps up and I'm trying not
34:04
Speaker 1: to have a heart attack over all of the off season.
34:07
Speaker 1: Did you think of the Tom Brady ball that sold
34:09
Speaker 1: at auction for over That's gonna be some kind of
34:14
Speaker 1: legal battle. I think, Oh my god, I'd be punching
34:19
Speaker 1: the fricking wall if I was that guy. Yeah, it
34:22
Speaker 1: reminds me of this one time where the guy that
34:26
Speaker 1: I was dating in college, I was actually just telling
34:28
Speaker 1: the story. He was really into buying a lot of tickets,
34:30
Speaker 1: and so one time he gave me a number. He's like,
34:33
Speaker 1: going buy a ticket with this number because I feel
34:35
Speaker 1: really good about this number, and so I forgot and
34:40
Speaker 1: the whole there's only there's like a certain cutoff of
34:43
Speaker 1: time that you can go and get your ticket, and
34:47
Speaker 1: the whole day after that, he was like, you just
34:50
Speaker 1: robbed me of, you know, something so special. Obviously it
34:54
Speaker 1: didn't win, but it kind of reminds me of that moment.
34:57
Speaker 1: That's kind of like the first class Lady a little bit. Yeah,
35:01
Speaker 1: so that's full circle. Um, guys, thanks so much for
35:05
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast every single week, especially in the
35:08
Speaker 1: off season. I'm actually really enjoying the off season episodes.
35:10
Speaker 1: They go off a little off the rail and I
35:13
Speaker 1: am love it every minute. Don't bring it. To subscribe
35:16
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35:19
Speaker 1: about each week with your own eyes. Happy Birthday, mohaw,
35:23
Speaker 1: Let's go drink some margharite pas. That should be the
35:27
Speaker 1: outro of every single show. Let's go drink, Let's go
35:30
Speaker 1: drink some maga, let's got dick some I will clip that.
35:36
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