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Kind of. But it wasn't me.
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It wasn't it. It wasn't me.
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I say, where's this button? Hold on.
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Thank you. It wasn't me.
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There was some weird shit going on the other night, and I don't
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know, Hemi, you remember? You remember this track from
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back in the day? Pom pom pom.
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Pom. Pom pom pom.
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My favorite fucking track on the planet.
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Oh, it's, it's one of the good ones.
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Riley, my friend for life, but in case you might have missed a
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little information, first of all, shout out to T Pad.
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He he informed the masses of some important news that's a few
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years old that we didn't know about.
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Apparently that whole country of Turkey is no longer called
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Turkey. How is it pronounced, my friend
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He. Yeah.
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It's Turkey. Yeah.
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Say it again. For the people.
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It's Turkey. Yeah.
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Say it once. Gorky.
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Yeah. Again.
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Gorky. Yeah.
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For the people in the back. Gorky.
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Yeah. We're going to turn it up.
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Gorky. Yeah.
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OK. Is he twerking?
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He's twerking. Yeah.
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No, it's you and your blue chew infatuation makes you twerky
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across the countries. I love you, Hemi.
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This is why we're here, dawg. No, if Gully if Gully said it
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would have been Izzy twerking a because.
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Shout out to Canadia and shout out to that whole language they
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speak. It's not the French that they
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speak in a they speak in some other stuff.
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You hosers and Speaking of hosers, yes, it was national or
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international Canadia Day the other day.
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So shout out to the Canadians, but.
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It's America Day and two days. Is it is it really?
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Is it? Oh, yeah, it is.
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Shout out to the America shout out.
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Honestly, you know, the older I get and fuck you T Pat, for
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recognizing me being old. I got this old bastard of a
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friend, Johnny Boy. Johnny boy's been in a couple
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wars. He's like, I don't know, 80 and
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we'd kick it. And he's actually one of the
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inspirations, honestly, like, you know, as a teacher, I'm in
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the classroom. And when we're making cards for
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veteran and doing this, this and that, yes.
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Shout out to veterans, absolutely.
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But like, like people like Johnny Boy, who's like damn
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close to 100. Yeah, for real.
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Like, you know, he's, he's, he's certainly inspirational.
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Shout out to the people that help keep America, America and
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the land of the free, the home of the brave.
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And you can feel safe going to buy some juice at the store when
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you want to go buy some juice. Juice Box.
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I love juice boxes, I love Turkey, and I love this new
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track. It's a quick one.
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I just wanted you guys to get a taste of.
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This one. Wait, wait, wait.
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But you mean you mean Turkey like Thanksgiving or you mean
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Turkey? Yeah, it's.
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Turkey, yeah. Turkey, Yeah.
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Turkey, yeah. Turkey.
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Yeah. Turkey, Yeah.
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No, I'm going. To always get your Turkey.
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Just Turkey. Turkey.
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Apparently there's the whole section on that now.
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I'm just saying. Show me your genitals.
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OK. Speaking of genitals, OK,
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listen, number one, shout out to genitals, shout out to you,
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shout out to me and all that fun shit.
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I think you're supposed to like it, retwat it and do all that
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shit. Last week, by the way, shout out
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to Riley. I think Riley was the only one
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that reposted it or commented in the comments section or did
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anything else like that. So shout out to Riley.
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Bro, I'm so excited to see you guys is holding wild cards
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again. It really brings me back to a
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few years ago when we just had better times in the ecosystem.
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You know, it makes me feel nostalgic.
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And so the fact that you guys are doing this again, I'll be
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here every week for sure. Even if I end up leaving, you
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know, the 9:00 to 5:00 type of life here, I'll be here.
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I'll be here every Thursday so long as you're here, so long as
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Hemi's here, so long as Gully is here in spirit.
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He may be in Rome, but he's here in our hearts.
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Gully, Gully, he's a, he's a Canadian.
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He's a Canadian. But but you know, we we still
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accept them. Hey, we all like our Maple
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stems. Oh shit, shout out to the Maple
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stems. And yes, I I, you guys OK, I
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love wildcards. I look forward to this shit like
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all week. I'm honestly like Hemi, we were
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just saying this before like we did this for years.
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So like it legit is something I miss just because I like hanging
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with the homies. I like having fun.
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I like having fun with who with. So Speaking of that, a quick a
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quick track. Let me get some background,
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maybe hold on. Are we bringing it way back?
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We're taking the back. We got something for you.
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Here we go. Chamui.
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Oh my God, I don't even know. With, with with Chamuli.
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I don't even know what he's saying.
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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Oh, oh, Esco, I just want to say from the bottom.
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Of my heart. I'd like to take this chance to
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apologize to absolutely nobody. Shout out to Esco, Esco, Esco,
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seriously, shout out to your Donuts glaze my Donuts.
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Glaze those motherfuckers. Please please please please
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please please please please please.
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Please jeez. Click, click, click.
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Click please please I got. To explain shit to him real
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quick before. He's my donut, you'll hear me.
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Back. Story.
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Time I hate him so I went Once Upon a time I was like driving
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with. Both my hands.
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Wait, wait, wait. Before you get started.
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You're still a listener on my screen.
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And it's hella funny because I thought for a moment that you
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were just a fucking, you know, sound bite and the Stevie was
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playing. So sorry.
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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But anyways, so Once Upon a time, you'll hear me, I was
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driving my car right, going out and I was, I was like, oh shit,
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I see a little Mexican over there with the fruit stand,
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right? And I was like, oh, I got ramba,
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I gotta pull over. So I was like, pull over and I
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was like, Yo, can I get a whole mango with chamoi?
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And then I was waiting. Are you going to hang out a
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sound bite? And then I paid with Venmo,
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right? And then after that, I was so
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excited. He had the yeah, he had the
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Venmo, bro. So I paid for that shit.
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And I didn't know that hey, yo, Stevie, did you get that?
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And I didn't know that Stevie was getting that.
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And I was so excited, having so much fun with my damn chamoy and
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Tahim. And he got me, bro.
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So there we go. I'm.
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Still 80% sure. Tahim with the Venmo.
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I'm still 80. Percent Mango and Venmo.
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Esco isn't even in the speaker panel like I'm I'm like 80% sure
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that this is all just it sounds. Like a.
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Person. No problem.
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That's for damn sure. That sounds like a sound bite
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too, bro. This all sounds like Stevie's
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stitching you together. Are you actually up here as a
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speaker, Esco? Stevie, do be doing some
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stitching. Straight up bro, that's what I'm
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saying. Tipping.
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It in and pulling it out and tipping it in.
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Tipping it in. Tipping it in and pulling it
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out. See all kinds of taters and
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stuff. So wait, wait, Hammy, is Esco up
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here as a speaker? Oh, shit.
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OK, OK. Hey, Esco.
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What's good? Glad to glad to have you.
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I wasn't convinced. Mr. Esco with the Venmo.
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Mr. Esco with the Venmo and the the delicious oil.
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See, I can't grab clips while like we're doing the show and
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stuff because I'm too busy. Like I got like, it's stupid up
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in here. God bless myself.
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But yes, Riley, you were going to be showing up on this
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motherfucking soundboard really soon.
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Trust me, I got that, you know? This.
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Stevie, Stevie, Should we make him tell a story more?
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Maybe get a little spicy. You want to hear the story about
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when I almost had my thumb bit off?
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Oh, I've told, I think I've told you that one.
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You you've heard this one. It's this is the beginning of a
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great story already. So if y'all have been living in
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a fishbowl by the way, Yeah, just in case you've been living
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in a fishbowl, you're listening to Wildcats.
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You're supposed to like it. Please post it, tell your
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grandmother. Keep out of my DMS though
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because I've had so many booby pics sent to me recently.
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Please shout out the. Boobs Share Share the love.
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Steve And if your grandma's dead, you, you better pray to
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your grandma that she she listens in the wild cards via
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your phone right now. Yo, my grandmother is looking
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down from wherever she may be loving this shit.
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And Riley, I got to tell you something.
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I do want to hear a story about you losing a thumb or almost,
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but I do have to give a a quick shout out.
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Maybe not quick, maybe it it will be, but shout out to my man
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and DN over there. I fucking love that dude.
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You have no idea. I think this last camping trip I
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did not send him a picture of random animal scat asking if I
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was going to die, but this is because I was more prepared.
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For where did you do one of those like Cougar pitchers?
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Stevie, are you trying to take a picture when the cougar was
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attacking and stuff? Yo, honestly shit's gotten
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weird. I don't know if like you're like
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a year ago I almost got attacked by, I think it was a bobcat or
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something. It was the middle of the night.
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I was out in the middle of the woods with my dog dying
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flashlight that I wear on my head.
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Shit was bananas and I think that was the time.
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Damn. Oh, Stevie got me good on that,
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bro. I forgot that Stevie's always
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listening because back in the day I used to always say, Yo
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Stevie, you get that like all the time because Stevie was
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always lurking somewhere and anonymous or something.
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And I was like, Yo, Stevie. It was never, never anonymous
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and. Now Stevie.
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Now Stevie has like a clip of me like saying some crazy shit.
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If Stevie wanted to, he could clip me into the craziest
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fucking statements, bro. Like you take, you take some of
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the shit I've said, some of the words I've said, you clip them
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all together in the sentences you want.
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You could basically get me to say whatever you want.
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Oh, and one last thing. Judo.
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Flips jujitsu, flips, motherfuckers.
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Let's fucking go right now. Just clap, motherfuckers.
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Yeah. When I'm bored at night, I I
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have a friend named Demos. You fucking hear that?
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Yes, I hear that. You fucking hear that?
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I do. And, and we talk at night a lot
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about what Knowledge. We do Demosthenes.
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We we talk about himself Demosthenes and and what what
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else do we know Demosthenes as? AKA that really.
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Abrasive, loud M effort. You've all come and love and
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know. And some might hate.
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Indeed, indeed, indeed. Shout out to Demosthenes, you
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know OK? Oh yo, This is why attention
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deficit is magical. And same with smoke and weed.
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You're listening to wild cards brought to you by weed.
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OK flowers for Esco for doing spaces all the time years ago.
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I just like scroll by and like, look to see if he has like a Big
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Blue circle around his profile. I'm like, where there's going to
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be something? Happening.
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He's like permanently stuck in like space.
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Chronically on the Internet, he. Is but you know what?
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I learned something he doesn't do.
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He's hosting but not really because there are days where
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he's the host but like he's doing shit and.
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There's always here for. Two hours.
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I'm always doing it. Always doing, man no.
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He'll be like, Yo Riley, you have to Co host and I'll be
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like, I like I can, I can, I can chill for 15 minutes and he's
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like, yeah, yeah, I should be back in 15.
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And two hours later I'm still sitting there like, man, I'm
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going to feel bad if I just leave.
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But also, you know. What we're we're just go agent.
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Yo-yo, shout outs to Chrissy down there.
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You know, shout outs to fucking Chronic as well.
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Yo, we got we got a couple heads here that we haven't seen in a
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long time. And that to me is something to
13:52
celebrate, man, because, you know, this place ain't too
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friendly. This place me a little crazy.
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And you know, we keep showing up.
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That's it. Bro please.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go kick ass, Yeah.
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Don't forget, don't forget to share the most entertaining
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space in the metaverse. Bro please share the fucking
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space. Whatever.
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No cap. No capito, no cap.
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No cap bro. No cap.
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Way, way, way too big. Big big, big big big, big, big,
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big big. Big, big.
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I didn't. It didn't feel.
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That big to me on it, It was a little big, I guess.
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By the way, I forgot to let everybody know.
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You're listening to Wildcats, all right?
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You're having the time of your life.
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You're like, what the shit is going on?
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I don't even know. But I stuck around for more than
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two minutes and I'm like. Stevie, Stevie, you're killing
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me with the tea pad. Shit.
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That shit was wild. Bro it was tea pad to be honest.
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Way. Way.
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Well, it is. Way, way, way too big.
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It was a little big, I guess. It was a little big, big, big.
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Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
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Shout out to Cardi B. Shout out to everybody in the
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space, fuck Cardi B. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Wait a second. Listen, listen, I got a
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question. She ain't listening to wild
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cards. You know how far is going to be
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hot, so you just don't fart it. Oh, I got you.
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She's she's in the anonymous section.
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OK, OK. Well then, yeah, she's.
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Like. She loves wild cards you.
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Don't like? Much respect then I gotta take
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back my original statement. Solution that the best way.
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The best way to fuck. Is with the TV on.
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You want to know why? Because let me tell you
15:49
something, if all the lights is turned on right and I'm fucking
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and I see a pimple on the *** face, it distract me from coming
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because now I want to pop the pimple.
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See the The thing is, I don't have any pimples.
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So aren't you just? Perfect.
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I know, right? He must have some kind of.
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Skin care pull please. OK, we were waiting for a little
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story from Riley. Yeah, run us through your skin
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care. Bro, bro, I ain't got any
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temples. So she she got to try and bite
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off the thumb instead, you know what I'm saying?
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Oh my goodness. So.
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Yeah, he did say he broke a thumb or something.
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I can't. Remember, I didn't quite, I
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didn't quite the, the, the ambulance was there.
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The paramedics said, yeah, you should, you should go to the
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hospital. And I said, no, I'm good.
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And they said, Are you sure? Like you might never feel your
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thumb again? And I said, yeah, I'm alright.
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And then they left. And then I didn't feel like part
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of my thumb for six months. And then the feeling came back
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and I was like, I was sick. And now my thumb is basically
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normal, but you can still see where there's a bite mark, a
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scar. He has a scar.
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A scar. Yeah, where's Golly, man?
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Where? Where's the trifecta, man?
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He can't be. Trying.
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He's. Got to get some sleep.
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He's got to get some sleep with the shoddies, you know.
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By the way, we're about halfway through your type of wildcards,
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and in case you didn't know, everybody's talking about gully.
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Everybody's talking about gully. No matter where you're at.
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You win the jungle, you on the beach, you win the city, you win
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a cornfield, you're talking about gully.
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Why? Because you cannot escape the
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track that you heard already this year.
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That's right. As soon as it became more than
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60° outside in the United States of motherfucking Boston, we
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dropped this track. We have 10 trillion views or
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listens or streams or whatever the fuck they call them.
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This episode of Wildcards is brought to you by Gully's Legs.
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That's that's right. Here we go.
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Are we promoting his only fans? Here, we love Gully's legs.
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Are you going to flip that now? Gully
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love how stupid wild Pot is. I'm sorry.
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I I love this shit. I just realized it's more, it's
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more than just like me and three other people in the room right
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now. There's actually like a couple
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more than that. And everybody's listening to a
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song about Gully's legs. That's what's the matter with
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us. It's a weird cult or something
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you. Know, like I said bro, we love,
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we love Gully's legs. Yo, I'll tell you something, yo,
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shout out to my, my weird ass dad, right?
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That motherfucker, he had the stupidest sense of humor.
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He used to try to convince me mad random shit for no reason.
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Like I'm not even going to get into the lies that man told me,
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but like, I'd go to school and tell these lies, but they're
20:35
from my dad, you know what I mean?
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And they were all full of shit. So I'd go home and be like yo
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dad, I told, and he'd be laughing his ass off.
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Just stupid, stupid sense of. Humor told me go when I was
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younger too, Stevie. Oh now, now story.
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I want to hear this story. So tell us about your dad,
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Riley, the The room wants to know.
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Break it down. What did this man tell you?
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Is this why you are the man you are today?
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Did he have red hair? Was he a test on the Fitzpatrick
21:09
scale? No, no, no, my dad, my dad is
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just like me. Or you could say I'm just like
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my dad. Bro, he's a Fitzpatrick scale.
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Bro what, what scale are you on? I I, I have a feeling I'm on
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three. I I, I was just going to say
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neither my dad nor myself have hair.
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Whoa. I mean, I mean.
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I've got the beard. I've got the beard, you know,
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and both of us, I mean, I don't know about his body hair.
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I'm that's kind of weird, right? So but I've I've got plenty of
21:38
body hair, especially in the butt crack.
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Sheesh. It's a.
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Jungle with. Ryan, he learned the weirdest
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shit on Wild. Trying to make sure you got
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clippable content here, Stevie. This is magical.
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I'm telling you. You know, some spaces, they're
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like charts are this and this, this and that.
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You know, FOMO this by this, you know, air drop this.
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And here we're learning about body hair and a lot of other
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weird shit. That's right.
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You listen to Wildcats. Holy shit it's wet guy.
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Oh, oh, oh, he has. Entered the.
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Room. Why didn't anybody tell me?
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He's wet. He's just kind of there he goes.
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He looks at a lot of cops. The mood set up.
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I don't know if you've heard one of the new intros.
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But that's. Right, three mics added a. 4
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Some people they claim they've never seen keypad and wet guy in
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the same room, but me I have. So wet.
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Yeah, yeah. See he.
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Even sounds wet. I don't even know.
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Worries out. But she see shit gets wicked
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erotic when the wet guy shows up erotic.
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I said you listen to wack house and Stevie.
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I'm I'm a little busy right now, but I'll be right back.
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We're going to be here. We're going to be here.
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Don't you worry, we're going to. We're going to keep it.
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My favorite thing about Wild Cards is not only is it so wet,
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but it's also erotic and iconic. I think that last bit's my
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favorite, you know? It is a little bit iconic,
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ironic, erotic. I didn't say.
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I didn't say it's ironic. Where?
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Where is it ironic, Stevie? Don't you think?
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And shout out to my cousin, shout out to wild card, shout
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out to the whole shout. Outs we got a 2 wag guys I'm.
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A little late. I'm a little late tonight,
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Stevie. You want to know why?
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Because your boy got a new wit today.
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Hey, yay, yay grooms over here, baby.
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And then, then we had to go drop.
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Off. Did you, did you hear what I was
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driving earlier, Tpat? No.
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Were you in the lamb? No, I was driving around the M5
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earlier, you know, my dad's daily.
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Light work. It's light work.
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You know, light work light. Work.
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It's still nice, though. It's still nice though.
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It's. Nice.
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It's basically my loner until I get my car back.
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I'm just thankful to have something to drive.
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Honestly, I don't even care what he sets me with my dad.
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Could like I'm just grateful to drive this M5 because.
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I'm grateful to drive anything. I'm grateful.
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No, I'm grateful to have anything to get from A to B.
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The M5 is nice but like I'd be happy with a fucking beater
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piece of shit as long as it fucking starts and drives.
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Yo shout out to Korita man Korita even put an NFT back.
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Bro shout out to the New York Knicks.
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You know, ever since the Knicks won, Korita is back, Posita in
24:59
the air, everything. You know, all day, every day,
25:02
this guy gets a manicure every day so we can take pictures of
25:06
those gangster looking cigars with these beautiful fingers
25:10
holding them. It's.
25:11
Amazing Posita. I was like, what the hell is
25:14
Posita? He's like, put the smoke in the
25:16
air. I'm like OK.
25:20
Absolutely nobody he apologizes to absolutely nobody.
25:23
OK hold on though. As life goes on, I'm starting to
25:30
learn more and more about responsibility.
25:32
Cobra and I realized that everything I do is affecting the
25:35
people around me. I'm sorry.
25:37
So I want to take this time out. I miss you apologize for things
25:40
that I've done. We miss you haven't occurred
25:42
yet. The things that they don't want
25:44
to take responsibility, you can put the blame on me.
25:47
Sorry for We're all sorry, Cobra.
26:12
Come back to us. We love you.
26:14
Sorry for the fact that we're sorry.
26:17
No, we're, we're all going to start a new society in Puerto
26:20
Rico. We're, we're going to Cobra,
26:22
bro. We, we, we ain't got him.
26:25
Don't going to us. We're we're all going to him.
26:27
You know what I mean, Puerto? Rico, Puerto Rico.
26:32
Puerto Rico. Rico.
26:36
Oh, Puerto Rico. Oh, everybody.
26:42
Yeah, and then everyone's just gonna copy trade me, or at least
26:45
Esco's going to, and we're gonna become hella fucking wealthy and
26:49
we're not gonna pay shit in taxes because you pay like 3%
26:53
there. Cobra can tell you all about it.
26:57
It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
26:58
I'm ready to copy paste. I'm ready.
27:01
And Speaking of being ready, I got to do 1 quick thing.
27:05
Wait, wait. You can't copy?
27:07
You can't copy trade me. See if I was supposed to be copy
27:09
trading. You and everyone copy trade.
27:11
Me. So like.
27:21
It just got really emotional. Delayed bro, it's too.
27:25
Late, I thought we're supposed to be celebrating La La.
27:28
We are we. We celebrate.
27:29
Wait, wait, wait. What happened?
27:30
We went from La La. La La, La La la.
27:34
La La, La La la. La La la to.
27:35
Obsession to crying. There's a lot of emotions going
27:38
on around hey. Oh my God, you listen to the
27:41
Wildcats. By the way, it's 937 Boston
27:44
Standard Time. In case you don't know, that's
27:47
what it is. Shout out to.
28:10
You're. Busted.
28:22
I'm ready for anything. Talk to me.
28:23
What is your favorite Lala moment?
28:26
Oh, oh, what? Whoa.
28:28
Really? Right now?
28:29
Yeah. We're doing this right now.
28:30
We're going to throw. OK, let me hit.
28:32
Stop since you are. Since you are getting emotional
28:34
right now, we need to talk about your favorite Lala moment.
28:38
I've been very emotional about Lala.
28:41
You have no idea. I I, I'm in my car yelling at
28:45
him and he's not even there half the time.
28:47
Shit's crazy, but hold on a second.
28:52
Mood Setting Click Click Berry Man.
28:55
Hello. Back in the day, people used to
29:03
tune into Wildcats. That's right, Friday night, I
29:08
don't know. A few hundred of them at least.
29:11
Not even playing. I got in trouble by ditching my
29:14
family, but it's OK Shout out to ditch and your family.
29:18
It's got to be done once in a while.
29:20
Now, the beauty of Wildcats, it was, it was a paradigm, a
29:24
paradigm of characters, OK, you know, and every, every paradigm
29:29
has to include like, you know, the looks, the, the muscle, the
29:36
the brains, the wild card. Make me feel it, Stevie.
29:41
Make me feel it's scammer. They needed the D Jens and then
29:47
they needed the man. The man who wore linen in music
29:54
videos. I see you're a save.
29:56
Justin Timberlake's That's right.
30:01
And when that man blessed the stage on wildcards, Hemi, I'm
30:05
going to answer your question right now.
30:07
What is my favorite La La moment?
30:10
Well, it was when he got angry and passionate and started going
30:16
bananas and he'd be like, and fuck that.
30:20
I can't believe people think I'm an influencer.
30:23
What's the matter with you? Just La La La La La La La La La
30:27
La. And I got arms for these and I
30:30
got steps better than gullies. God damn it.
30:34
I don't want the responsibility. I don't want to post it.
30:37
I don't want people to listen to me.
30:39
I'm going to reset maybe once, maybe twice.
30:43
I dare you. I dare you to dare me shout out
30:46
Puerto Rico. So that's right, Cobra.
30:52
I dare you, Stevie. He dared everybody.
30:56
And what happened, Riley? He disappeared and then he came
30:59
back and then he disappeared again and then it came back.
31:12
Wow, I just peed my pants a little bit.
31:15
Shout out to pee in your pants. That was a roller coaster.
31:18
That was a roller coaster, Stevie.
31:19
I love it. It was a it was like, yeah, a
31:21
potato is just a fucking gay boiled eggs.
31:24
It's true. I did the research.
31:30
Yeah, Pump. My.
31:32
Penis. On the Rocky J.
31:34
With Chamui in the. Spicy.
31:37
Chamui, which is spicy. If it's too spicy I I've heard
31:42
that you can apply some milk and it cools things down.
31:47
Oh yo, they don't bury, you can chew.
31:49
Spicy. What is wrong?
31:51
How dare you? Wait, wait, will you repeat what
31:54
you just said? Spicy bro.
31:56
Sometimes if it's too spicy we can apply milk to cool things
32:01
down. If you stroke through the chamoy
32:03
and the tahin you can get milk to cool it down if.
32:08
You stroke. If you stroke through the spice
32:11
you get milk bro. Cools things down.
32:14
Esco, in case you were wondering, we're talking about
32:17
leche, OK? Leche I know what kind of le.
32:19
I learned that you indeed spoke the Spanishes.
32:23
I thought you were a white dude just like everybody else until
32:27
last night. When you pulled up to some dude
32:34
gas station and luckily Esco, you didn't get weird.
32:40
You you, you you didn't take his phone number.
32:43
I know you kind of wanted to you.
32:45
You didn't. Though.
32:50
Shout out to Azuka Negra. Shout out to AI Love by the way.
33:00
Gotta I I miss AI love. If you don't know him, what's
33:03
the matter with you? And what's the matter with you
33:06
if you don't have? It.
33:13
It's AI love, babe. See he's the most imitated and
33:18
copied man on the blockchain. And shout out to him for real.
33:23
That dude's a fucking legend. If I if I had my glasses on, I
33:27
I'd be able to entertain us with a little where's.
33:30
Bold though because Hold does the best impressions of AI and
33:34
mad bold both. No.
33:36
What happened to Power Bottoms selling?
33:39
Cards now, so power bottoms. You got.
33:41
This TV. Stevie, you got that.
33:44
I did, I did. Thank you, baby.
33:51
What the fuck is a DJ? What the fuck?
33:53
Big nipple. Big nipple.
33:57
Yeah, yeah, seriously, Big nipple.
33:59
It was weird. There's a lot of body passes
34:01
going everywhere. A.
34:02
Lot of body passes. Mr. Stevie has a nice big
34:06
nipple. Big nipple.
34:08
To go. To Costa Rica and show his big
34:11
nipples on the Costa Rican coastline.
34:13
Are those going around right now?
34:15
It's true. Was there a mint Costa?
34:17
Rica my nips well say that again was.
34:21
There a mint going on that I didn't know about.
34:24
You minted my nipples like look. Yeah, bro, I mean, most of us
34:28
did. I don't know about.
34:29
I don't know about ever. It's called nip tuck.
34:31
Make the money, man. Shout out to Nip Tuck.
34:34
And I think I just saw a young doctor.
34:36
Oz. Make the money, man.
34:38
I like money. Yo, Oz, is that you?
34:42
Yeah. How's it going?
34:43
It's good to see you. And.
34:44
Hemi. Where the fuck have you been?
34:46
You like Semi retired? She put that pussy on.
34:49
Semi Hemi's been putting the pussy on the chain wax, in case
34:55
you didn't know. By the way, listen to Walking
34:57
right here. What the fuck is a DJ?
35:01
So what, you've been getting into Oz?
35:03
Talk to us. What's cooking?
35:04
What you got going on? I've been on everywhere, man.
35:08
I've been everywhere. I've been playing with these
35:10
fucking agents. I've been travelling.
35:12
I've been Whoa, whoa, whoa, listen.
35:15
We got another story time. I got to hear these stories
35:20
about these Asians in you right now.
35:22
This is very interesting. Did you lose a finger?
35:25
Oh, OK, hey. Hey, hey.
35:29
I didn't. I didn't lose any thumbs either.
35:31
I just almost did OK. It's God.
35:33
It's God did. You get the feeling back.
35:36
Though. Huh Do.
35:38
You have the feeling back. I do, yeah.
35:40
It's OK now. Oh see, that's unfortunate
35:42
because back in the day you just sit on your hand for a while
35:45
till it goes to sleep. I know, I know, but but it was
35:48
only the thumb. It was only the thumb.
35:49
It wouldn't have been very helpful.
35:50
But I'm saying some people just need the thumb.
35:54
Oh man, that's crazy. See, I'm not one of those.
35:57
People, Stevie. I'm not one of those people.
36:01
Broken penis. Yeah, I don't have one of those.
36:06
Not one of those people. See.
36:08
No cat. No cat.
36:10
No, no. No, no, no.
36:13
Wait, we got to get Phil up here.
36:14
Yeah, yeah. We got to get Phil, but we got
36:17
to get Korita up here, man. Is Cobra coming?
36:22
Up because. If he's not.
36:24
I'm pulling back on right? Now.
36:33
As we used to call it, shout out to being circumcised.
36:37
How many of you guys are going? To play that song.
36:39
To your wife tonight, hoping you get laid.
36:41
I bet you half of you losers are like, yeah, I'm about to play
36:44
that shit. Did you know?
36:46
Did You Know? Oh, we're going to get blasted,
36:48
but did you know? Did you know did did you know
36:53
that being circumcised is traditionally a Jewish thing
36:59
and. You know this man cut his penis
37:02
size Grox. Without tell us you're not
37:05
circumcised, right? It's OK to not be.
37:07
Circumcised I I actually am circumcised.
37:09
I am circumcised. I I uphold that covenant with
37:13
God between No, no, no, no, no what?
37:16
The fuck, man. Riley but, but I I don't, I
37:18
don't think it needs to be upheld.
37:20
I don't think it needs to be upheld.
37:21
Oh yeah, you just lost. 10,000 No Stevie Stevie Stevie take
37:24
control of this shit about circumcision.
37:26
Penises are not. Used, they're like plungers.
37:30
Penises are not for looking at. They're for use.
37:32
They're like. Plungers.
37:39
I am the master of the clit, the the.
37:42
The clit the. Clit the.
37:43
Clit the. Clit the.
37:45
Clit, the clit, the clit. Small chronic break.
37:48
Do people stop calling us names on the Internet?
37:50
Central preoccupation is weed and Dick and fart jokes.
37:54
I mean, exactly, I have nipples, I have nipples, I have nipples,
37:58
Mr. Stevie. Nipples have been minted at some
38:01
point that I have missed. What a night, what a night.
38:05
We're having my friends. Shit's getting crazy.
38:09
I don't know what just happened, Hemi, I'm just going to tell you
38:11
that right now. I know you're listening to wild
38:13
cards and shit's tighter than Dick skin up in here.
38:16
Tighter than Dick skin. That's what I said.
38:18
We tighter than Dick skin, tighter than Dick skin, tighter
38:21
than Dick skin, tighter than Dick skin.
38:24
So shout out to being tighter than Dick skin and shout out to
38:27
stakes is high. I don't know if you know the
38:32
it's a fantastic group, De La Soul, but I I feel like the
38:35
stakes. Oh, you're taking us back.
38:37
It's. Like an anniversary right now.
38:38
So if I had buttons pushed the right way, which I obviously,
38:44
dude, we're we're going to take it back.
38:46
There we go. Shout out to De la Give.
38:49
Give me two minutes on De La while I finish rolling this
38:51
gorilla finger. And instamatic focal point
39:15
bringing damage to your bar room and some brothers from the east
39:18
with the beats that be thorough got the solar gravitation
39:36
be a hip hop photo. Sick of bitches shaking asses.
39:39
I'm sick of talking about blood. Sick of Versace glasses?
39:42
Sick of slang? Sick.
39:43
Of pap ass award show, sick of name brand clothes.
39:46
Sick of barn B bitches on the bullshit track Cocaine and
39:49
cracks which brings sickness to black.
39:51
Sick of slow head? Rappers where they sicker than
39:53
rap clap some gas making the home sick world collapse.
39:56
The facts. And getting sick and even sick
39:58
of. You listen to Wildcats.
40:00
And BEC, it's like happy hour, you know what I'm saying?
40:06
It's like final call. Dude, that that's what it's
40:11
supposed to be, right? I'm not even trying to be silly
40:14
right now, because my homeboy demos is like whenever you
40:17
complain, you sound funny. I'm not trying to sound funny.
40:21
Shout out to demos. No, but for real though, like I,
40:24
I love spaces like, you know, honestly, like I'm in my whip my
40:28
car a lot, right? So I like to just to scroll
40:31
through and see what spaces are cooking and, and, and there's a
40:34
space for everybody, like for real, like there's informational
40:38
ones, There's ones that are quiet for a couple minutes at a
40:41
time and people like that. I don't like that.
40:44
And then then there's the wildcards and what are we doing?
40:48
I guess, As for years we've been saying it's just a couple of
40:52
idiots on the couch just having fun and busting shops and, and
40:56
doing the do you know what I mean?
40:57
So shout out to everybody who rolls out on a it's not Friday
41:01
anymore. We back on Thursdays.
41:02
Rewind. Shout out to everybody was out
41:04
on a Thursday. But yeah, we, you know, Hemi,
41:08
you know, we just here to provide some that, that, that,
41:12
that that bar lounge, hanging out with your homies, getting
41:16
stupid, maybe maybe learning something.
41:18
I mean, I just learned that Doctor Raza, he plays with
41:21
Asians. And shout out to everybody's
41:24
little little desires in their lives.
41:27
I, I love Asians too. Yes, I, I have Chinese nuts, in
41:30
case you didn't know. Shout out to my little Chinese
41:33
nuts. You're well.
41:34
Travelled Mr. Stevie. I I really am like not as well
41:38
travelled as our man. Golly though.
41:41
Oh wait. Oh man, you have no idea what my
41:48
screens look like right right now.
41:50
Shit's crazy. But shout out to my little
41:53
Chinese nuts that was this. No it wasn't yo.
41:57
They're hoping. To take out this Stevie.
42:00
Yo, dude, shit's bonkers right now.
42:02
Like, you know, it's like I'm in the steam room right now.
42:05
Make the money, man, because everyone's got to get naked.
42:07
It's like 95° in the United States of Boston.
42:10
I'm just saying I can't think straight.
42:13
Oh, it's a hot one out there. Oh it fucking sucks.
42:17
Shout out to people with central air conditioning.
42:21
I am not one of those motherfuckers.
42:24
It's. I'm going to.
42:29
Get real weird with it. Oh wait, can I, can I shout out,
42:33
can I shout out the supreme leader and ruler, Mr. President
42:38
Trump? He states that there's nothing
42:40
illegal and nothing wrong with him making 1.4 billion from
42:44
crypto. So you know, if you if you
42:48
didn't sell the top, he did. Yo, that is amazing. 1.4
42:53
billion. Yo, where were you at?
42:56
Why weren't you buying when he was buying?
42:59
He said buy crypto, now's the time.
43:03
I am the president El presidente $1.4 billion later TV.
43:14
Shout out to the whales. I got one last attempt to bring
43:19
La Corita Pasita up here, man. One last attempt.
43:23
I'll be giving my all. I'll be giving my all.
43:26
I feel like Esco is doing his mating call to get Colada up
43:29
here. Yo, hey, I'm telling you
43:39
everyday put my my balls in the blockchain and everything for
43:45
you. You know what I'm saying?
43:46
I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to bring you on Posita,
43:48
Posita bro. I mean in the blockchain man.