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Episode #3853 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Yes, welcome to the world famous Drill Henry Show. Here
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Speaker 1: from ted Bell Canyon.
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Speaker 2: I guess we've said, what is the kill Ted's of
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Speaker 2: Beverly Hills Knon Teds of Beverly Hills Canyon. God almighty,
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Speaker 2: hear it? Not beautiful Sarah Sierrah. Do you put you
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Speaker 2: it alive? Man, Let's start over again. Okay, just start
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Speaker 2: just turn off, Bud, turn it off, Bud. I got it.
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Speaker 2: Let's start it again. General, We're in Sierra Mudray Canyon.
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Speaker 2: Ted's of Beverly Hills Canyon. All right, Okay, here we go.
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Speaker 1: Yes, Welcome to the world famous Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 3: Here from beautiful Teds of Beverly Hills Canyon in Sierra
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Speaker 3: Mudray Canyon above the Great City of Los Angeles. Oh God,
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Speaker 3: I need oxygen. Thank you very much, General, and welcome.
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Speaker 3: It's the world Famous Phil Henry Show. I'm Phil Henry.
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Speaker 3: We have with us General Gigland Show.
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Speaker 2: We also have with us, of course, Uh, Margaret Gray,
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Speaker 2: I know your name, Margaret, and we have Dickman. And
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Speaker 2: one of the things we want to do right now
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Speaker 2: is something we've been looking forward to for quite some time,
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Speaker 2: and that is reporting on ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 1: The World Cup.
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Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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Speaker 3: And at Santa Clara Stadium is our good brother there.
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Speaker 1: Have we got to Jack Armstronger to Jack Armstrong, Jack,
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Speaker 1: how you doing?
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Speaker 4: Ahl is Shacks and Armstrong. Welcome to this our coverage
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Speaker 4: of the of the Word Cup here from Santa Clara Stadium,
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Speaker 4: and there's a lot of stuff going on here. We looked.
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Speaker 4: I seen that there's the crew from Fox newses over
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Speaker 4: there and a lot of people who are excited to
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Speaker 4: be here.
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Speaker 2: So you're near the Fox News broadcast position.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw I heard a lot of people going
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Speaker 4: to USA USA. So I walked over and with these
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Speaker 4: guys from Fox are there. I seen Rob Stone. I
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Speaker 4: seen you know, Clint Clint Demc I think was the
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Speaker 4: USA team.
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Speaker 1: That's right, yeah, one of the I think he's played
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Speaker 1: like four four World Cups? Is that right?
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Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean I do, but I just
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Speaker 4: want to get through this. So there's Bob, Bob Green.
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Speaker 4: Bob Green works for you. We've got Robstone. Who's the
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Speaker 4: guy that's that's good? Thank it. I just asked the
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Speaker 4: gentleman if that was Clint Devse and he confirmed, yeah
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Speaker 4: it is.
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Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question here before you go
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Speaker 2: any further.
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Speaker 1: You sound a little irritated to put out.
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Speaker 2: Are you all right?
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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm fine, I'm absolutely fine. But she's been a
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Speaker 4: hot day. As you know, phil across America is going
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Speaker 4: to be in the nineties, maybe even in the one hundreds,
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Speaker 4: and a lot of people are worried about that. All
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Speaker 4: Its feel a little warm here, but I'm not sure yet.
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Speaker 2: Are you okay?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm okay, but I'm monitoring the heat. And I
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Speaker 4: was walking around. I was waiting to go on the
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Speaker 4: air with you, and I had my remote kid. I
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Speaker 4: have my remote kid in on my my You know
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Speaker 4: the fanty pack that I have. I got my microphone.
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Speaker 2: Hein't fanny pack. Let's have a butt shut up? Oh well,
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Speaker 2: oh so you think because I don't take the bait.
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, you'll think because I wear a fanny
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Speaker 4: pack that I got stuff from there for my fanny
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Speaker 4: Is that?
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Speaker 2: But just here, you're the guy who said it, Bud,
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Speaker 2: shut up. You know what a fanny pack is.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, fanny pack is something who keeps suplies in when
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Speaker 4: you work something you would know you would know nothing.
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Speaker 2: About I know about working me. You have to tell
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Speaker 2: me about that.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh really, do you wear a fanny pack or
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Speaker 4: you just keep a supplies there for your fanny? God
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Speaker 4: damn it.
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Speaker 2: Phil, all right, everybody calm the hell down. And that
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Speaker 2: was not even necessari Oh it was good natured jack, So.
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Speaker 1: Come on, oh oh, I'm sure you, Jackie was good nature.
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Speaker 1: But nonetheless, we appreciate you being there for the World Cup.
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Speaker 1: And you say it's getting warm.
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Speaker 4: It's getting a little warm. That's all I tried to
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Speaker 4: say to your film. I'm trying to say that to
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Speaker 4: the general when I was on earlier. I'm feeling the heat.
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Speaker 4: I feel you know.
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Speaker 2: Well, then what you need to do is get off
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Speaker 2: the air right now, because I don't want you getting hurt.
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Speaker 2: I don't want you to, you know, get get off
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Speaker 2: the air, find some somewhere cool to sit.
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Speaker 4: I'm fine, I'm fine. Listen. One thing about Jack Armstrong
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Speaker 4: is pushing through you know, mator what I'm in a
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Speaker 4: nice shaded pavilion right now. I'm looking at the box doors.
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Speaker 4: Throw just let me get my breath.
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Speaker 2: You don't sound good at all.
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Speaker 4: No, No, it's fine. I think one of the problems
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Speaker 4: feel for me at the World Cup as we are
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Speaker 4: excitedly looking forward to the United States playing Bosnia Herzeglobinia,
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Speaker 4: which is going to start at five PM. Now, I
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Speaker 4: know that Thissh is airing the day after, so I
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Speaker 4: won't tell you nothing about how the game went, even
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Speaker 4: though I don't know how the game went on account
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Speaker 4: it ain't started yet.
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Speaker 2: Are you laughing?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? I just did.
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Speaker 2: Jack Armstrong with us from Santa Clara Stadium, which is
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Speaker 2: where the San Francisco forty nine ers play.
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Speaker 1: Let me just tell you one thing about the heat,
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Speaker 1: very very strange.
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Speaker 2: Jack. We're here in Sierra Madre. It is right about
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Speaker 2: the time where you're feeling all that heat in San
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Speaker 2: Francis go and it's temperature can't be a much more
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Speaker 2: than seventy five.
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Speaker 4: Well, you're talking about it.
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Speaker 2: I'm telling you we haven't felt any heat here yet.
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Speaker 2: Now it's expected to go What but tomorrow it's gonna
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Speaker 2: go up in the in the eighties, It's gonna go
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Speaker 2: in the ninety maybe the eighties.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean is going into the nineties maybe
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Speaker 1: the eighties?
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Speaker 2: Wow, what you mean it's gonna go into the eighties
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Speaker 2: maybe the nineties? Yeh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, A
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Speaker 2: nice one.
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Speaker 4: Okay, thanks a loving for that, But well I knowed
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Speaker 4: it'll get into the nineties, maybe even the eighties.
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Speaker 2: You know something, man, you know?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, what about it?
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Speaker 2: You guys cease fire? As Dale Die said famously in
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Speaker 2: the movie Platoon. All right, yeah yeah, okay, So I
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Speaker 2: have with me and I want to waste this opportunity.
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Speaker 2: Jack Armstrong at the World Cup, do you have a
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Speaker 2: prediction for us? Jack? Have you seen any of the games?
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Speaker 4: I think it's what I'm watching it on television with
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Speaker 4: a lot of you, because we just seen the game
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Speaker 4: from Seattle, which was Senegal and what do you call it?
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Speaker 2: What's the team Senegal was playing?
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Speaker 4: You know Belgium, Yeah, Senegal and Belgium. And I've seen
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Speaker 4: where Belgium come back. I don't know. I can tell
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Speaker 4: you the games like from yesterday or two days ago
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Speaker 4: that everybody knows about it. I think it was a
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Speaker 4: fantastic win by England to be who beat the Congo.
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Speaker 4: Harry Kane kicked them wool kicks in and I think
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Speaker 4: that's who America from America gets past.
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Speaker 2: Bosta, Bosta, Hobo, Bosnia, Hurtzegovinia is the way I understand.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, Bosnia Herzegovinia. That's what America is gonna be playing.
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Speaker 4: I think England in the next uh round the sixteen.
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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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Speaker 4: No, that's what I understand.
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Speaker 2: That'll be an epic game. Man. I don't think it's
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Speaker 2: gonna be US in England. I think it's England and Mexico.
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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, you.
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Speaker 2: Know, I'll give me shy look Jack, you know, if
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Speaker 2: you don't want to be there.
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Speaker 4: It's just phil. I mean, it's just that it's high.
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Speaker 4: I don't have to you know, if I'll just say
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Speaker 4: it right, I don't have the big I don't care
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Speaker 4: about the soccer.
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Speaker 2: You know it's called football.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I know it's called football.
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Speaker 4: People saying that to me all day long. I don't care.
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Speaker 4: The game bores me to tears. I'm here because you
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Speaker 4: asked me to come up here, so I'm here. I'm
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Speaker 4: looking at these.
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Speaker 1: Chokes more chumps.
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Speaker 2: So you have no respect for the game at all.
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Speaker 4: You look feel they're running around in their little short
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Speaker 4: shorts and they're going way and they're kicking the ball.
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Speaker 4: Look the ball.
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Speaker 2: I think it's an extremely exciting and skill to get
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Speaker 2: it takes a lot of skill. Yeah, you are you
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Speaker 2: watching the same game we're watching? Man? Are you sitting
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Speaker 2: there playing pad? You know? Are you playing? Are you playing?
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Speaker 2: You know, pocket paddle?
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Speaker 4: Playing pocket paddle? I work for a living. Give okay,
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Speaker 4: you understand.
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Speaker 2: Listen, don't insult the guy. What what are you doing? Man?
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Speaker 2: I mean you're watching soccer and not digging it. Huh.
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Speaker 4: Oh I think it's boring. Okay, there, I just said it.
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Speaker 4: It bores me too dead to look at this and
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Speaker 4: I got to sit here. Oh man, I'm sorry. Feel
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Speaker 4: like I should be a professional.
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Speaker 2: I would say that you should be a professional, even
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Speaker 2: if you hate it, even if you despise soccer football,
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Speaker 2: what the hell you call it? You should be there
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Speaker 2: reporting objectively and giving us the color and the pageantrate.
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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm watching. I watched the Senegal game.
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Speaker 2: Oh will you quit crying? Blow your nose or something.
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Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, I watched the Senegal Belgium game. I
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Speaker 4: dug the game between Oh you know the game that
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Speaker 4: was funky? Man was Norway. They got their ass kicked
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Speaker 4: by like Paraguays. So Norway's done. They're done. How do
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Speaker 4: you like that man, they're not even in it no more.
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Speaker 2: You sure that's Norway? Wasn't Sweden?
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Speaker 4: Sweden played France. They got beat by France.
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Speaker 2: So you got the scores going, Yeah, I got the scores.
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Speaker 4: I can read a ticket tape as well as anybody else.
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Speaker 2: Is there a news area that you guys can gather
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Speaker 2: and get information.
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Speaker 4: There's a place over here. They said you can go
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Speaker 4: over here and get a glass of water if you
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Speaker 4: you gotta pass out. And we got some Lewis so oh.
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Speaker 2: Jack Armstrong with us from Santa Clara. The game buzzny
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Speaker 2: you Herzegovinia against the United States has not started yet.
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Speaker 2: Any predictions, I you know, I.
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Speaker 4: Don't have no prediction in my own way, and in
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Speaker 4: my I kind of hope I love them, I love America,
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Speaker 4: but I kind of hope America loses because all these
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Speaker 4: jibass everywhere I go in USA, Hey, USA.
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Speaker 1: You know, people are proud of the country, and I
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Speaker 1: want to cheer. What's wrong with that?
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Speaker 4: Jack? It's just in my ear us. I walk by,
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Speaker 4: this guy goes like that, and I wanted to My
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Speaker 4: first instinct was to bury my fist right in the
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Speaker 4: area where his nose would have been and there would
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Speaker 4: be no nose. You see what I say? You see
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Speaker 4: how I say film, Yes, I hear you. Okay. That
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Speaker 4: was my first instant. When the guy Thurst mees USA,
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Speaker 4: I wanted to go, really, how about this for you?
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Speaker 4: And here's the here's the s in the middle of
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Speaker 4: your un a boom ship.
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Speaker 2: You sound pretty foot out, man, why'd you go lay
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Speaker 2: down or something? Man?
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Speaker 1: Sounds like you need a glass of water and to
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Speaker 1: lay down.
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Speaker 4: Oh I need to lay down, Uh, because I'm that
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Speaker 4: kind of an old creep.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty much it. You need to lay down
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Speaker 2: because you're an old creek. Oh my god, I'm hitting
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Speaker 2: take it easy. Jack Armstrong with us from Santa Clara
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Speaker 2: Stadium and the World Cup. Where you know this is
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Speaker 2: you're hearing this a day late, so we're not exactly
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Speaker 2: reporting on scores or anything. But the big game in
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Speaker 2: Santa Clara is the USA against Bosnia Herzegovin. Is that
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Speaker 2: he pronounce a jack well.
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Speaker 4: The way he pronounces Bosnia herzegovinya you don't go Hurrzigovin yet.
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Speaker 4: In fact, when you do that, a lot of people
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Speaker 4: to come from Bosnia Herzegovinia. They look at you like
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Speaker 4: you have muscular distric fears. I don't know. It's pretty funny, Phil.
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Speaker 4: This is Jack Armstrong.
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Speaker 2: Reporting what happened. I guess he hung up. He's not
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Speaker 2: allowed to hang up. Hey, hey, Jack, you can't hang up.
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Speaker 2: I told you can't hang up. Jack, Jack arms what
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Speaker 2: don't just side out and then hang up? Man? Or
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Speaker 2: whatever you did?
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Speaker 4: I thought I was done.
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Speaker 1: Well, first of.
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Speaker 2: All, you are, you're done, but I tell you that
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Speaker 2: you're done. Okay, okay, all right, thanks a lot, Jack.
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Speaker 2: We'll talk to you later.
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Speaker 4: Jackson Armstrong reporting.
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Speaker 2: There you go, and you hung up on him? You
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Speaker 2: better believe I did. Maybe we've overused Jack Armstrong. I
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Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know. Coming up next, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 2: Something that happened, very impromptu, very very It was very weird.
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Speaker 2: I won't tell you how, I won't tell you exactly
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Speaker 2: in what way, but we were able to contact myself
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Speaker 2: in the future. I talked to my ninety three year
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Speaker 2: old self, and we'll have that recording for you when
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Speaker 2: we come back. Real fame you going show?
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Speaker 1: You just said world famous Kaleid show.
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Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I said, world fames. Forget it, go
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Speaker 2: to backstage, pass to the world Famous Phil Henry Show,
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Speaker 2: and enjoy life for the very first time in your life,
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Speaker 2: for the first time in your life. Go ha, You'll laugh.
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Speaker 2: You might even have a normal ball movement. You might
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Speaker 2: be able to look at people and say, it isn't
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Speaker 2: too bad out there. All of those people, I hate
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Speaker 2: them still, and yet I think maybe I can wander
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Speaker 2: out there and get myself a morning paper or get
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Speaker 2: a cup of coffee without flipping my lid. The World
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Speaker 2: Famous Phil Henry Show at philindryshow dot com the greatest
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Speaker 1: And Welcome back to the world Famous Phil Henry Ship.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Margaret ten. Welcome everybody. So earlier today we
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Speaker 2: were putzig about here in the studio and we were
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Speaker 2: able to make contact with my ninety three year old self. Now,
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Speaker 2: I was told that because I'd breached the fabric of time,
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Speaker 2: I was not allowed to ask specific questions about events.
12:35
Speaker 2: I was not allowed to ask specific questions about relationships.
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Speaker 2: I was not even allowed to ask specific questions about
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Speaker 2: my health or things that I'd been through, or people
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Speaker 2: that I might have known. None of that. But I
12:47
Speaker 2: could ask general things in terms of happiness, general health questions.
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Speaker 2: I was able to ask my ninety three year old
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Speaker 2: self about his relative state of mind, happiness, etc. It
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Speaker 2: wasn't very long. But here it is me. Or go ahead, Jim,
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Speaker 2: I want to do this, folks. Thank you Phil. Yes,
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Speaker 2: here it is Phil Henry interviewing himself. Only it's not him.
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Speaker 2: It's him ninety Never mind, it's me interviewing myself as
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Speaker 2: a ninety I was ninety three. I'm talking to myself
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Speaker 2: in the future.
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Speaker 1: Hey boy, that was great Jesus.
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Speaker 2: Now we speak to Phil Henry twenty years into the future. Phil.
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Speaker 2: How are you twenty? Yes, twenty? How are you Phil?
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Speaker 4: Well? Okay, who's speaking?
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Speaker 2: This is Phil Hendry, your younger self.
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Speaker 4: Oh okay. So how do you like it so far? Well?
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Speaker 2: How do you like being old?
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Speaker 4: How do you like being older? Guys? She's doing I
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Speaker 4: got a guy over here, Hey.
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Speaker 2: Phil, older Phil, you're talking to younger Phil. Tell me
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Speaker 2: how is it for you?
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Speaker 4: Well? How is it? I inherited you? We inherited the
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Speaker 4: good gene, the longevity from your mother who lived in
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Speaker 4: me in ninety three. Right now I'm ninety three. I'm
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Speaker 4: not in bad health. But I have Oh, I have
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Speaker 4: frequent your a nation and whatever is coming out in
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Speaker 4: the morning, I don't even look at it anymore. I
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Speaker 4: just go ahead and flush.
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Speaker 2: You don't even look at it anymore, you go hit
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Speaker 2: and flush.
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Speaker 4: Yes, I said you didn't need to repeat it. That's
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Speaker 4: what I said. I don't even look what comes out anymore.
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Speaker 4: I just you know, I say the sign of the Cross,
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Speaker 4: and I flush.
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Speaker 2: You do you do the sign of the Cross?
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Speaker 4: Yeah? I meant to say, I do the Santa Cross? Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Then I flush?
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Speaker 2: Okay, you know I'm doing this right in the middle
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Speaker 2: of the pre show? Is going to be I guess
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Speaker 2: part of the show. I'd say it again, I said,
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Speaker 2: I'm doing this in the middle of the pre show.
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Speaker 2: I guess this will be part of the show.
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Speaker 4: Oh well, I forgot what a pre show? What does
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Speaker 4: that mean you're still doing? Oh? Yeah, you did that.
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Speaker 4: You did that podcast?
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Speaker 2: How long did I do the podcast?
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Speaker 4: I told you I'm not telling you anything specific about
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Speaker 4: the future. I told you that, I'll tell you a
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Speaker 4: different half. But said I have here.
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Speaker 2: Do you don't tell me about thunder? I don't want
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Speaker 2: to know. Obviously, Thunder is no longer with us.
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Speaker 4: No, but I tell you I have a I have
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Speaker 4: a cat. No, it's a dog. I can't tell if
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Speaker 4: it's a dog or a cat. And you're kidding, right right, No,
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Speaker 4: well not really. I think it's a fox. It comes
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Speaker 4: and eats I leave at steak and different things, you know,
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Speaker 4: and it eats it. Then it says hello and kind
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Speaker 4: of looks through the window, and don't tell me.
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Speaker 2: Where you live. But I mean, obviously, is this the
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Speaker 2: fox is outside?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the fox is outside. I feed it steak bits.
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Speaker 2: Is that your pet?
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Speaker 4: No? Will you just let me finish for a crush
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Speaker 4: not a crutch. What I was gonna say, Phil, is
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Speaker 4: I have a dog by the name of Ray Morton.
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Speaker 4: And it's a wonderful It's.
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Speaker 2: Just like kurbing the dog's name.
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Speaker 4: What I knew you'd do this. The dog's name is
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Speaker 4: Ray Morton. The reason why I gave it a human
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Speaker 4: name is because I can relate to the animal. It
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Speaker 4: makes me feel like maybe there's somebody after that gives
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Speaker 4: a shit.
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Speaker 2: Phil, Older, Phil, I'm not going to ask you if
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Speaker 2: you're married. You asked me not to ask you any
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Speaker 2: of that stuff. I have to assume, though, that you're
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Speaker 2: kind of living a solitary life.
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Speaker 4: Oh not at all. If you know anything about me,
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Speaker 4: which you don't even though you're me, You apparently don't
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Speaker 4: know me because you know that I like to have
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Speaker 4: people around.
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Speaker 2: Well, I never necessarily liked having people around.
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Speaker 4: But you're not going to go more than a couple
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Speaker 4: of days without having people to see and to go
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Speaker 4: and to see. Eh. Okay, yeah, so no, there's people
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Speaker 4: in my life and that's the way I like it.
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Speaker 4: You think I'm antisocial because I'm old. I'm not anti
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Speaker 4: social because i'm old. I'm anti social sometimes because I
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Speaker 4: don't like people. Eh, as you you don't get that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I understand. But you have a dog.
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Speaker 4: You have a diet a dog.
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Speaker 2: Yes, you have a dog named Ray Morton. And you
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Speaker 2: were going to say something about Kirby.
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Speaker 4: Yes, it's an Irish terrier. It's a big, beautiful Irish
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Speaker 4: terrier just like doesn't look like Kirby. It's a little
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Speaker 4: got longer hair, but God rest his soul. Kirby was
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Speaker 4: an inspiration for so much. And so when I saw
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Speaker 4: this beautiful animal is a rescue and.
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Speaker 2: I okay, so all right, so you got him as
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Speaker 2: the rescue.
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Speaker 4: Good yeah, I did. I got him as a rescue,
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Speaker 4: and so I said, Actually, I say, as a lot
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Speaker 4: of people do. He rescued me from being bored to
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Speaker 4: tears like I am right now, I'm Phil Henry at
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Speaker 4: the age of ninety three.
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Speaker 2: Phil. Hold on, wait a minute, Oh no, but I
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Speaker 2: ask you just a few more questions. How often and
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Speaker 2: what opportunities do we get to speak to ourselves in
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Speaker 2: the future. You know what I'm saying, Yes, I get
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Speaker 2: in the future.
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Speaker 4: I understand, Phil, I understand.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm talking to myself at the age of ninety three,
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Speaker 2: and he's telling me I can't ask him anything specific.
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Speaker 2: That's against the rules. But who set these rules up?
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Speaker 4: By the way, don't worry about it. It's against the rules.
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Speaker 2: Okay. So I can't ask about you know, whether I'm married,
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Speaker 2: who's in my life, or any like that, but you
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Speaker 2: can give me some general ideas as to yourself.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell you about my I've got this. I've
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Speaker 4: got Ray Morton, and I have a cat by the
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Speaker 4: name of the of the Boomerang, and it's a beaut
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Speaker 4: It's a long haired cat, just like just like a
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Speaker 4: thunder was.
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Speaker 2: Wait, the cat's name is the boomerang.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've got the boomerang and Ray Morton. I
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Speaker 4: guess if here's Phil going.
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Speaker 2: Well, if you're me, then you think it's funny too, of.
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Speaker 4: Course I do. I think the whole thing's are right.
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Speaker 4: But I you know, I've got to maintain some decorum.
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Speaker 4: So if you laugh, I have to give you, you know,
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Speaker 4: a what for?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. Phil. Phil Henry twenty
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Speaker 2: years into the future talking to me, Phil Henry here
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Speaker 2: on the world famous Phil Henry Show. Well, I want
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Speaker 2: to ask you about my career, how things went, or
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Speaker 2: who I married or anything like that.
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Speaker 4: No, you don't. You don't even want to know. Oh thanks,
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Speaker 4: I'm kidding around. I just I am not allowed to
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Speaker 4: tell you, Phil, So just well, I do know.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to live at least another number of years,
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Speaker 2: like as old as you.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that much, you do know? Yeah? Oh god, you know, Phil,
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Speaker 4: I love You're my younger self. I'm really bored. Bored.
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Speaker 4: Oh man, am I bored?
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Speaker 2: I'm there's Phil Henry. That's me in the future with
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Speaker 2: a dog named Ray Morton and a cat named the Boomerang.
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Speaker 2: Oh man, maybe things have changed in the future. Maybe
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Speaker 2: you're not allowed to name your dogs or your cats
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Speaker 2: like you know Cecil or you know fur Ball or whatever.
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Speaker 2: They Well, there you have it, folks, and interview with
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Speaker 2: me when I'm ninety three. Gee we wee.
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Speaker 4: Fuck it?
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Speaker 2: You guys, what's wrong now? You guys don't care? You
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Speaker 2: just you're making fun. Well, Phil, it could you know?
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Speaker 2: It wasn't all that interesting. I thought it was remarkable
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Speaker 2: that I contacted myself as a ninety three year old. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's true. It's not bad.
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Speaker 1: It wasn't bad, Phil, It wasn't great. Let's just get
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Speaker 1: out of this thing, all right. I got I've got
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Speaker 1: some potatoes soaking, and I'm.
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Speaker 2: Oh, well, I don't want to interrupt anybody's dinner.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, well, Phil, you don't have to be a
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Speaker 1: smart ass about it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Jack Armstrong's on the phone. Oh fuck him, never mind
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Speaker 2: what Jack?
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Speaker 4: Oh? I? Oh fuck him? Oh man. I would love
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Speaker 4: to say to you, Phil that I was willing to
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Speaker 4: tough it out and I'll stick around for tomorrow if
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Speaker 4: you want me to go to Seattle one of the games.
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Speaker 2: But no, right, I'm sorry. Okay, Yes, we want you
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Speaker 2: to tough it out and stick around, and you're not
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Speaker 2: going to hang No, I'm not going to hang up
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