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Shooting Into The Sky: Assassin's Creed Odyssey Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I know we started off a podcast like this a little while ago and it wasn't
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  our greatest way to start but I'm having another rangpo gin tonight okay right
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  and uh how is that it's it's wonderful I still love it is this uh is this
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  something you should be doing the night before you go into
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  surgery um well all they've told me to do is to stop eating and drinking at
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  midnight okay that's 4 hours away sure and then also do a lot of drinking in 4
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  hours I really can and then but from midnight I'm allowed to sip clear
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  liquids they actually specify really so they didn't say water they said any
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  clear liquid yep and uh what color Jin
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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Luke and Dan
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  multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy yeah I think you've I think you've found
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  a loophole to exploit there so none of the dark clickers right you can't have
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  uh you can't have any whiskies right but you you could have you could have a bit
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  of v and you certainly can have uh as much gin as you want providing you sip
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  at it yeah no big gulps no big gulps so I do the big gulps for the next 4 hours
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  and then I just go to sipping fine okay that's great I don't see any problem
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  with this I mean what does it do really why don't they want you to drink if
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  anything I'd rather be a little drunk before I go and you know under the knife
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  yeah I I think it's more so to do with just having stuff in your stomach right
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  okay they don't want you to piss yourself while they're cutting you open
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  maybe I I really have no idea that's one thing I'm going to make
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  sure that happens after the surgery or during no catheter yeah I I can't
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  imagine they'd be fun I'm sure you had him before I've only had one and it was
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  the worst experience of my life yeah yeah I'm uh not because the worst part
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  was is I'm still convinced to say there was something wrong with it and it
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  wasn't working oh the dick catheter the catheter right cuz I was telling them
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  for a very long time I need to go to the toilet yeah yeah I was going like I I
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  need to piss and they're going no you got a Catherine it's fine you're going
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  and they go and I'm I knew something was not right they finally took it out and
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  then you know those bed bottles they give you yep I filled up 2 and a half of
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  them so you think it was it was blocking the way I I really do oh man that just
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  sounds uncomfortable it really was so that's the only time I've had one so
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  yeah I'm going to be asking please don't be putting one of them in me again yeah
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  I I've got two takeaways from this conversation number one just a quick
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  aside I think they should hand out those bottles those piss bottles at the movies
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  because they really should I can't go a whole movie without needing to piss and
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  depending on how good the movie is is whether or not I'll leave to go and piss
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  and come back especially now with movies I go to cuz you can have beer at the
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  movies now yeah yeah that's right yeah and you can certainly have beer before
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  you go to the movies yep so I'll be there I'll have a beer before I go I'll
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  have a beer during and then halfway through to get to a really good part I
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  need to p and there been quite a few times where I've had to run out yeah
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  same for me there's a sliding scale right so down the bottom if the movie is
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  not that good I don't mind going I'll just wait till a scene where there's
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  just some you know some non-action and I'll just slip out then above that is
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  the kind of movie that I will not go at any cost uh because I just don't want to
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  I just don't want to miss a minute but then above that is the kind of movie
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  where I love it so much I want to enjoy it properly so I will leave but I'll
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  just hate myself for it yeah that that happened to me in Thor Ragnarok uhhuh um
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  happen to be in Solo yep yeah any I need to maybe just
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  stop drinking lots of beer when I'm at the movies yeah but even if you're not
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  drinking beer like if I go to the movies I'm getting a big popcorn and I'm
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  getting a big [ __ ] Coke because that's what being at the movies is I
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  always say I don't want a popcorn but you do but the second you started eating
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  it you just don't stop yeah they do sweet popcorn here as well as Savory
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  popcorn which is not something we ever had back home um and people have their
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  favorites uh you can ask them to mix it and what I've started doing is asking
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  them to mix the sweet and the Savory but put the sweet popcorn on the bottom so
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  it's essentially like you're eating dinner and then dessert as you start
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  making your way through the Savory popcorn when you start to get a little
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  bit sick of the salt suddenly you start getting more and more sweet ones and
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  there's also the fact that if you like me you'd forget that you've asked that
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  and then you get you get halfway through and oh yeah just a nice little
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  surprise yeah I saw a movie last night and really really really needed to piss
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  but um it was in that middle ground where the movie was good enough that I
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  didn't want to leave but it wasn't so good that I forced myself to leave yeah
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  there are some movies where you just know like I can leave now for 5 minutes
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  while I um take care of business and it'll be okay I I left to go for a piss
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  during uh spefic rim and then really had to think hard whether I wanted to go
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  back into the cinema I love that movie I don't know man maybe i' got to rewatch
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  it that's just big robots fighting big monsters I know but you could say that
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  [ __ ] about Avatar should have been the best movie ever no all about
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  execution no pacific room was a great movie and I stand by that a great movie
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  okay look great movie I will give I watched recently really okay is it on
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  Netflix uh no I got it from Italy a long time ago go to Italy and have a look at
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  it it might be on Netflix now let me check for you okay yes it is okay okay
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  great that makes even easier Battleship well that is one that I
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  didn't see because I'll let you go and see it instead Battleship was terrible
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  yeah you know so um ha set up her dad um
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  as part of our Netflix account right and which is fine but every time his his
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  little Avatar is Batman and it just cracks me up every time because H and I
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  both just have her profile and my profile as the default smiley faces you
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  know what I mean hers is in red and mine's in yellow why you to you see it
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  for like 3 seconds yeah but her dad has gone out of his way to rocking replace
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  his and he's chosen Batman we've got a bit of Dick news today oh we do yeah so
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  I'm hoping somebody uh retroactively inserts the dick news jingle
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  yeah yeah because uh yeah we oh by the way yeah Matt's not here oh yeah Matt's
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  not here Matt is uh in New York for New York ComicCon yeah is are they still
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  allowed to call that one comic conon you know what I don't know if they are
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  wasn't that a lawsuit happening I'm pretty sure San Diego is the only one
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  that's allowed to call it Comic-Con unless of course they're now doing an
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  East Coast version of that and it's New York ComiCon yeah but you know I'm sure
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  Matt knows because I'm sure he went there and saw that it was called
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  something else if that was the case so who knows yeah he'll let us know he'll
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  let us know next week I'm sure the next week's episode will be uh a bit of a
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  debrief on New York Comic Con maybe even on New York itself because Matt and
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  Jenna famously hate the city of New York I love New York yeah me too man me too I
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  just love like wandering around there at night I don't like Midtown I'll say that
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  I don't like from about 42nd Street up to Central Park you can you can keep
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  that you can keep it yeah but there quite a few nights but I was there where
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  it just be I'd be out drinking and then it's so like cuz they they say it's a
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  city that never sleeps but actually apart from that small section
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  the place gets sort of dead yeah yeah yeah it sleeps it sleeps you just got to
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  get up early and go back to work oh but anyway porn yeah uh
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  [Music] dicks dick dick
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  you want to go God dick news or do you want to go giant dick news actually
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  they're both giant dick news we'll go with giant dick and then we'll go to God
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  dick okay so just in regular giant dick
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  non non deified giant dick news um China
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  have just built an enormous
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  penis uh it's it's a building and it's
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  the uh it's the New Media Center in um
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  inang G and it is a [ __ ] and balls yep I can definitely see it yeah it's a
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  massive erect [ __ ] and two balls and just when you thought this can't get any
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  more Dicky it shoots fireworks out of the top oh I didn't know that okay
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  scroll down in this article and watch the video the building is
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  ejaculating oh my God that's what it is there's no other explanation for what
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  that building is doing at the moment y yeah oh does even love hearts yeah it
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  ejaculates and then it ejaculates love hearts just like in real life see I
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  think what people need to start doing when they're doing big buildings like
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  this or anything just release plans onto the public yeah you got to do that with
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  everything don't you just see if the internet likes it or if the internet's
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  going to crucify you cuz it's going to be one of those two things because after
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  it's built you got no time to do anything yeah it's done yeah exactly right and and
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  this is done so it's it's got these rings around and these kind of Tears on
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  it that that look like rice Patty Fields CU they have these teared rice Patty
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  fields in Asia um and apparently that was the one and only inspiration of this
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  not dicks according to the architect um and that's fair enough for the texture
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  of it but why he's built one massive Tower and then two circular Towers
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  underneath it is beyond me yeah yeah no I I cannot unsee the
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  dick and I definitely cannot unsee it just shooting jiz into the sky now
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  yeah I don't think Jenna's going to let us call this episode shooting jiz into
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  the sky you never know you never know but that's not all the dick news we have
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  we've got other giant dick news this week too um now I actually just started
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  playing this game oh okay I haven't seen the dick yet I I the but I want to ask
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  you about the game too so um should we just start by reviewing this game and
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  then we can slowly say way into where the dick comes into it okay I'm not
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  really that far into it but I must admit I'm enjoying this more than I did the
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  last Assassin's Creed game okay we're talking of course about Assassin's Creed
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  Odyssey which is I believe set in ancient Greece it is not that there's
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  any such thing as ancient Greece really specifically is it said in Athens or
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  spart or one of the other Grecian helenic States I'm I'm still on these
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  tiny Island and I haven't left anywhere so I'm not entirely sure you know in
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  starts with a K okay I'm on the island with the giant statue though oh you are
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  okay so but I've only seen it from behind right okay how does it look from
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  behind uh he looks pretty he looks like he works out okay so this is a statue of
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  Zeus right yeah yeah yeah I mean all their St all the Greek statues look like
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  they [ __ ] work out don't they yeah like which leads me to believe that
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  either the Greeks knew how to make a [ __ ] statue or they were all just
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  ripped I think it's more so just they knew how to make a session it's like
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  when you look at any magazine okay they look like they work out yeah
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  yeah okay so if if in 2,000 years the only thing left of our culture is a
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  bunch of muray CLA magazines then they're going to think [ __ ] these these
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  people were all hot yep okay yeah it's a very interesting point but they all had
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  really small dicks yeah yeah I mean you stat you're
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  like okay dick no I really think this actually comes back to the people who
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  were making the statues a little bit cuz I went we're going to make them ripped
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  yeah but I think the artists they may have had small penises and they may not seen as many
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  other penises in the world so they just modeled that off them or the opposite
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  could be true it could be that these artists were really skinny which is why
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  for wish fulfillment they always chiseled really [ __ ] big muscles and rock hard
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  but they had massive [ __ ] so they were like okay who am I trying to prove
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  anything to I don't have to compensate here so I'll just chisel out a little
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  dick so that everyone else feels adequate in comparison yeah yeah yeah I
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  want to apologize to all of our listeners if you're now looking at the
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  picture of Zeus and you think his dick is big in relation to yours I yeah we
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  don't mean anything by this sure no no no I don't mean this specific statue I
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  just mean that uh in ancient Greece they
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  seem to downplay the sex organs in their yeah in their art maybe let's get past
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  censor super rules you know what you're probably right because I've also noticed
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  not many of these are erect so even though they could have
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  dicks you couldn't have like a gantu and one because that would be offensive let
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  me just Greek statue
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  gargantuan dick just want to see if oh okay some interesting stuff comes up but
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  I don't know how historically accurate this all is yeah I'm not lot of going to
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  put that into Google no you don't need to you don't need to um part of this
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  game though is that there is a a nude statue of the god Zeus and you can climb
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  it and you can climb any part of it and yeah I will be climbing his dick at some
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  point yeah is there any reaction when you climb the dick reaction from him I
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  mean from Zeus yeah does he like it I guess is what I'm asking well I don't
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  know he's a statue right is is Zeus circumcised he wouldn't
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  have been right no no he's not right okay
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  cool but although I I don't know I don't know him personally yeah but you'll know
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  soon decision later in life uh now here's the thing Luke I I love the
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  ancient Greek period uh and I would love to play a really great game set during
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  that time uh but I fear this one's not necessarily going to be that for me is
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  this just Assassin's Creed in ancient Greece at the moment I'm paying more
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  attention to the story than I have in a long time for Assassin's Creed game okay
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  so you're not just climbing and jumping and yeah no there's not really I'm not
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  really an assassin okay all right like that really hasn't come to play that
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  much at the moment I'm a child of um a Spartan warrior y that was ship directed
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  on island and taken in by some guy okay which is a bit creepy at start that's
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  totally Grecian that's what they did man what they I know it is but it's really
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  creepy where you're just I'm playing female cuz you can choose this time oh
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  okay right always going to be female okay then that's not very GRE sorry I
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  take it back I wash up on this island as a small child uhhuh and then this guy
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  comes over and goes here you want some food you do some things for me I'll do
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  some things for you and then they walk off head in head right okay
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  sure um but you how long do you play the game as a child uh you don't play it's
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  just a cut scene sure yeah and then you basically just start off as just a
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  [ __ ] old just ready to just destroy people yeah sure
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  okay but no I'm enjoying it so far I'm still in that sort of the first hour
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  which is is more so training about the new how to fight and everything and cl
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  but the story is there if I wanted to play this just for the story and I
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  didn't really want to do a whole lot of missions where I'm just collecting
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  things and jumping off things to get bonuses and [ __ ] I could do
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  it you could yes okay but I would recommend throw it on easy okay yeah
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  yeah one thing I've heard about this game is it sort of ramps up in
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  difficulty towards the end ah yeah where it's sort of like as uh hey might be a
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  bit easier in instead of going off and grinding to get experience up if you
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  just paid a little bit of money to get some right just give you a bit of a
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  boost sure okay okay well look if if we're ready to move on from dick news
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  I've been playing a game uh lately that I really think is worth mentioning and
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  that is hellblade have you I still need to get around the plane you own this
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  though right you you bought it you just haven't you haven't played it so y
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  listeners if you've ever wanted to play
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  as a pish warrior in the Dark Ages out
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  on an odyssey into Norse mythology but you play as a girl who suffers from
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  mental illness then this is the game for you so not only do you have to battle
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  with [ __ ] demons and [ __ ] but you've
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  also got a psychosis going on you've got voices in your head that give you
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  sometimes good advice sometimes bad advice sometimes it's just confusing
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  using sometimes it's just creepy and this game is so [ __ ]
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  interesting now now I'm really starting to think maybe I should take this with
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  this game to with me in hospital oh man I don't know about that if you're going
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  to be on some serious drugs this might not be or maybe it is maybe you're going
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  to have the Ultimate Experience yeah maybe just make it even more
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  enjoyable I don't think enjoyable will be the case I think you might actually
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  suffer some kind of mental breakdown but that would be giving yourself the the
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  ultimate gaming experience cuz I'm having a look now cuz I own it on
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  Xbox at the moment but it's also on Windows 10 and I get different
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  achievements interesting so I can play the game twice still get
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  achievements look I I'm not I'm not super far into it i' I've just done a
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  few missions but it's uh it's really it's 10 out of 10 for atmosphere you
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  know what I probably recommend though is if you were thinking about Assassin's
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  Creed I would not play it directly after this game yeah you're probably right I
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  think you need to break sometimes cuz it's a third person fighting hack and SL
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  bit in it mhm yep y yep so which is what Assassin's Creed will be a little bit
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  for you so I think you you need something in between these games okay
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  okay well I'm waiting for red de red Dell Red Dead that's what I'm waiting
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  for you can play Red Dell I'm going to play Red Dead play Red that game I wish
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  that game came out sooner because that comes out like a week before I meant to
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  go back to work I just love to spend three weeks just roaming around I know
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  man can't wait to see those horse balls yeah can't wait to see him shrink in the
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  cold yep I can't wait to see if you can [ __ ] prostitutes in this I reckon you
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  can this time I think they listened to our complaints from the last one it's a
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  waste having a prostitute if you can't have sex with her exactly as my grandpa
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  always used to [Laughter]
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  say all right where to from that God Lindsay Lohan yeah do we have a jingle for
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  Lindsay Lohan news I not sure that we do she's a singer right as well as an actress but I
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  can't say I can recall any of her actual songs did she actually have a music
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  career at one stage I thought she did was she a Disney girl or a Nickelodeon
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  girl or something before she Disney girl okay then she might not have been a
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  singer but I'm pretty sure I've seen her singing in something you know what I don't know
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  [ __ ] about Lindsay Lohan as it turns out I know she tried to sue
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  Rockstar for what reason um in GTA 5
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  there's a character that s popped up in a loading screen yeah which she said was
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  based off her okay and was it uh well no because part of Rockstar's defense was
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  here's the model we used right and it's not Lindsay okay so it just it looked
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  like Lindsay Lohan as opposed to it was just some like drunken former
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  actress yeah it was just Lindsay Lohan said it was based off her which is sort
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  of weird that she went with that because it's actually a story arc in the game
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  which is basically Lindsay Lohan So when you say a load screen you you just mean
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  those kind of cartoony pictures that GTA have of like cool dudes and hot babes y
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  okay I'm looking at it now yeah that's not Lindsay Lohan that's not her but
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  there's actually a story in story arc in the game one of the side missions where
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  you're sort of helping an actress escape from a Paparazzi who's been drinking and
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  she's a redhead and it's sort of like she'd have more of an argument going for
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  that the load screen wow okay um no she
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  has done some sing I just found out um yeah see we fact check we fact check
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  here on multiple nerdgasm so after the fact but we do it yeah that's right it
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  all comes full circle but yes not not not recently I
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  think this was something that was am I still do I'm still scrolling through the
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  Lindsay Lohan [ __ ] image search stop it stop
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  it um Lindsay Lohan has been behaving
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  very oddly of late um I thought she came good yeah I don't know I don't know and
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  I know she made that film in which she kind of it was almost uh semi
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  autobiographical where she played a kind of a washed up actress and I thought
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  kind of you know when when you do something that's self-aware it usually
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  means you're coming out the other side of it right yeah um but no she she
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  posted and I don't know why anyone would post this she posted a a live video on
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  Instagram this week uh where she
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  attempted to kidnap and shame
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  um an Assyrian Refugee family not Assyrian not the Assyrians they don't
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  exist a Syrian refugee family um who
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  ended up punching her and it's all in this video have you had a look at this what
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  so no I'm just watching it now Lindsay gets out of a car right in an underpass
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  God knows where this is okay I don't I don't any idea where this is um she gets
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  out and there's this family living on the streets mom dad and a couple of kids
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  and uh she starts talking to the camera Vlog style and starts going a everyone I
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  just want to introduce you to a family here they're from Syria and they're I'm
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  really worried about them and um they really need uh they really need my help
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  and then she proceeds to go over to them and then just criticize the mother and
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  say that maybe if she' worked a little harder they wouldn't be living on the
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  streets and the mom's like [ __ ]
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  you and then
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  um and then and then she says um you're you're ruining Arabic culture and then
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  she tells the woman don't [ __ ] with Pakistan so I don't I don't really know
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  I don't really know what side she's coming down on here but it seems it
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  seems a little little modled if you ask me yeah then she starts telling the
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  woman that her kids are better off with her than with their family and she grabs
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  one of the little boys and tries to pull it into her car and that's what the hell
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  that's when the mom gets up and punches her in the face sort of understand that
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  I could sort of maybe I think she started off with like good intentions
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  maybe like I'm going to go over I'm in a better position I'm going to sort of try
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  and help this family out and try and sort of raise awareness for them but
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  then yeah just to criticizing and don't [ __ ] with Pakistan I know really help
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  and what what does it have to do with her I'm looking at this press conference
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  where she's making a statement about what happened and she's wearing the
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  hijab like is there something I'm missing here where Lindsay Lohan has
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  become a Muslim no I I Lindsay l once again Sparks rumors that she's
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  converting to Islam and this is from earlier this year see most of my Lizzy
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  Lohan news I get from Hollywood Babylon
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  y right yeah oh my God there is a lot of pictures of
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  Lindsay Lohan wearing the hitch up okay
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  so is is to me it's one of things if you're going to do it that's great but
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  sure don't walk up cuz I have a feeling that a family living on the
• 25:44
  streets they're not in the greatest position and they probably would be
• 25:47
  trying to do everything possible yeah they well especially if they're Syrian
• 25:52
  refugees just not being in Syria is probably enough for them right now you
• 25:57
  know just so [ __ ] relieved to no longer be in a war zone this is a
• 26:02
  million times better than where we just came from so it cost us our entire fortune and we
• 26:08
  nearly died on the trip over let's just have a seat under this bridge and catch
• 26:12
  our breath before Mommy goes to find a job and then [ __ ] [ __ ] former
• 26:17
  Rockstar [ __ ] actress just arrives and starts criticizing you and then tries to kidnap
• 26:24
  your child yeah I think she could have handled that better yeah
• 26:29
  probably well Lindsay you're uh certainly keeping it
• 26:34
  interesting yeah I yeah cuz yeah cuz she went off the rails a few years ago yeah
• 26:40
  and then I remember she was going to be in some movie and then she basically they put
• 26:46
  her up in a hotel and then she ran up in this huge bill and sort of fled and then
• 26:51
  she was doing plays for a bit in London sort of came good there that's when you
• 26:56
  know it's really gotten bad you know uh she was in the the remake of
• 27:03
  Herby the Love Bug right yes and um after they had made the film Disney went
• 27:09
  back and at Great expense um used CGI to
• 27:15
  cover up her cleavage why because they realized that for a kid's movie there
• 27:20
  were just too many tits so when you see it it's uh her zipper goes all the way
• 27:26
  to the to top all a neck and uh and that was not the case on set oh just trying
• 27:33
  to look at pictures of it now not the cleavage of what it was looking like I'm
• 27:38
  sure you can find it Lindsay Lohan tits Herby that's what I'm missing I didn't
• 27:45
  put tits in I can't see it I can't find it I I remember seeing a before and after at
• 27:52
  some point I think it was in Empire magazine back when when that was a thing
• 27:56
  that I read no I can't see it either I'm going to assume it's true let's assume
• 28:00
  it's true yeah we attempted to fact check we couldn't find it so we're just
• 28:05
  going to say it's true yeah yeah if we attempted to fact check and we couldn't
• 28:07
  find anything that specifically says it wasn't a fact then I think we're we're
• 28:11
  okay yeah I think that's how it works well it is how it works correct all
• 28:17
  right I'm going to stop looking at image sessions of Lindsay looh we've we've
• 28:21
  spent a lot of time looking at Lindsay Lohan today we really have um what do
• 28:27
  you want to move on to we've got some Star Wars news we've got some Sesame
• 28:31
  Street news we we can sort of try and segue cuz we could stay in England cuz
• 28:36
  that's where Lindsay lonan went for bit okay Y and so there was just that bangy painting
• 28:42
  oh I love this because I'm a bit of a Banky fan and and just when I think that
• 28:47
  Banky oh is he getting a bit overrated or like have I lost interest um he does
• 28:52
  something like this and it just reminds me why why the world needs bangy you
• 28:58
  know so explain to me what happened so Banky uh who is obviously a street
• 29:04
  artist who whose works are are practically Priceless now and if he goes
• 29:08
  and sprays something you know on a wall that wall can never be torn down you
• 29:12
  know it's just so valuable now um and no one knows who he is and he's you know
• 29:17
  this prankster guy and he snuck into Disneyland and and all these great
• 29:21
  pranks as well as his art so the latest prank that he's pulled was that he sold
• 29:27
  one of his earlier paintings it's called girl with balloon you would have seen it
• 29:31
  this is from 2006 so it's quite quite old um and it's a little girl in a black
• 29:37
  dress holding a pink balloon you quite iconic yeah um so he finally decided to
• 29:43
  sell that and he sold it at sbe's which is the biggest auction house in the
• 29:47
  world and uh they sold this painting as
• 29:51
  as the last the last lot um in in this
• 29:56
  month's auction and it sold for 1.2
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  million which is a lot of that's probably like 2 million Aussie bucks
• 30:06
  right yeah at least yeah and sing dollars as well there a lot of [ __ ]
• 30:10
  money um and then just as the auctioneer said sold and the guy was like yeah
• 30:17
  [ __ ] here's your money I'm paying
• 30:19
  paid for my painting uh the painting
• 30:24
  self-destructed completely destroying itself okay so with
• 30:30
  this I think that should actually sort of it's I
• 30:37
  don't think he should try and get out of the deal with what he's paid for it I
• 30:40
  think he should just go with it because that's still bank's artwork it's still
• 30:45
  that and it just with beny doing this is just you just have the pieces of it and
• 30:49
  it's probably the pieces of a much more interesting piece of art now yeah yeah
• 30:54
  yeah you're right yeah you're right so um there was a shredder built into the
• 31:00
  frame of this thing and just knowing how art galleries
• 31:04
  work and how how uh tight security is I'm I'm surprised they didn't notice
• 31:09
  that there was a mechanical mechanism you know cuz they would have had someone
• 31:15
  come in and look at it and really inspect it to make sure it's the real thing
• 31:20
  so inside they had to have been in on it yeah yeah there's no way they could get
• 31:26
  that in without them knowing cuz yeah for them to I know this from watching
• 31:30
  movies y y when they have an expensive piece of art come in they have someone
• 31:35
  come in and inspect it to go yes this is the real one before they sell it that's
• 31:40
  true and to do that they don't look at it behind glass or anything they actually
• 31:44
  look what canvas and everything so they they Ru in on it when you put I mean I
• 31:51
  know very little about art and even less about the literal Act of framing art
• 31:58
  when you frame a piece of art is it just like when you frame a photograph and you
• 32:03
  just put the photo into the frame like if you were to remove a a painting on a
• 32:09
  canvas from a from a frame you wouldn't have to damage the painting to get it
• 32:12
  out right no no no it is exactly like a frame and then also what I'm saying is
• 32:17
  surely they would have taken the frame off to to inspect this well they
• 32:22
  actually do to look at it they inspect the paint and they expect what what it's
• 32:26
  painted on it do a lot of things that go into making sure it's real they don't
• 32:30
  just eyeball and go yeah it looks look to right yeah yeah two things
• 32:35
  immediately come to mind one the Mr Bean movie you remember that remember that
• 32:40
  movie oh yes yes yes yeah and that was a terrible movie yeah yeah it was yeah
• 32:47
  yeah the second one was actually better really I don't think I saw the second
• 32:51
  one but I do know there's another Johnny English out right now and I can't
• 32:55
  believe people are still giving enough money to make those
• 32:58
  no I don't understand that one at all but with the with the second one cuz you
• 33:02
  know how the first one was basically just introducing Mr Bean to America yeah
• 33:05
  that's right yeah cuz it was just all the same jokes from the television show the second
• 33:11
  one is Mr Bean finds a small child and trying to reunite the child with his
• 33:17
  parents okay but there's not a lot of talking in it oh so it's like Charlie CH
• 33:22
  the kid yeah like there's still some talking in it but it's not like the the
• 33:27
  the first movie where it's just all explaining everything
• 33:32
  and yeah right second one is the second one's more of a Mr Bean show
• 33:37
  than the first one there was there was a great TV series that Rowan Atkinson made
• 33:43
  I'm going to look it up the NS I can't remember Rowan at kinson cop show where
• 33:49
  he plays a cop have you ever seen that oh yes um The Thin Blue Line The Thin
• 33:54
  Blue Line yeah yeah see I I love Ron ainson but I don't
• 34:00
  understand his movie choices yeah there's this line in The Thin Blue Line
• 34:05
  where I can't believe they got this past the senses and got it just onto [ __ ]
• 34:09
  prime time TV but he goes look if you [ __ ] up like this again my ass is on the
• 34:13
  line you heard me you're [ __ ] up my
• 34:17
  [Laughter] ass now I actually want to go I'm going to have to go to I think I'm going to
• 34:24
  have to go to Italy to get that cuz I haven't seen that show in ages yeah no
• 34:26
  neither have I neither way I'll be interested to see it is it The Thin Blue
• 34:30
  Line yeah it is it's Thin Blue Line okay yeah don't get it mixed up and download
• 34:35
  the documentary by Erol Morris although do because it's it's an amazing
• 34:39
  documentary but uh yeah well that's what I just happened I just typed in The Thin
• 34:42
  Blue Line and I'm saying this documentary thing and I'm just it's very
• 34:46
  good for me it's very no no it could be it could be do you like True Crime you
• 34:50
  don't really like True Crime do you uh it's one of those things if I start
• 34:53
  Wasing I don't actually mind it but I'm not going to go out of my way to do it
• 34:56
  fair enough fair enough I want to talk
• 34:58
  about Sesame Street okay okay um I like
• 35:03
  the fact that Sesame Street when it came out was like it's the episode today is
• 35:08
  still G-rated but when it came out it was G-rated but now when they
• 35:12
  re-released on DVD they had to put an M rating on
• 35:17
  really that's great well it's because like when I'm not sure if it was am or
• 35:21
  they did up at the PG but it was something crazy because in like the very
• 35:26
  first episodes they were like his kids running through a building site oh right
• 35:31
  okay just like things like that well they made it really true to life because
• 35:35
  apparently the whole reason that um Sesame Street exists is because kids
• 35:41
  especially kids from racial minorities um weren't going to school like you know
• 35:47
  in the late 70s there was a lot an epidemic of kids who weren't getting an
• 35:51
  education which is why there's this this TV show where it's just Street kids
• 35:54
  learning to count you know and spell have you seen the to bring snuff lus
• 36:01
  back yeah so what's your take on that is Snuffy real or is he is he a delusion of
• 36:06
  Big Bird well that's why they got rid of him because he wasn't real yeah they got
• 36:11
  rid of him because was there an episode where like big bird went to like therapy
• 36:16
  or something and they like told him to let Snuffy go and then that was it
• 36:18
  stuffy was just not in it anymore well no I just got to that stage where
• 36:22
  they've gone we can't be teaching kids to have a secret imaginary friend that
• 36:26
  they can only tell their secrets too so we have to just get rid of him fair
• 36:31
  enough when they roll with the times man they really do you know I mean there was
• 36:35
  there's a Sesame Street character in Africa who has AIDS you know cuz kids
• 36:40
  there have AIDS and they need to know I did not know that yeah yeah
• 36:47
  but it's helping it's it is it's a it's nisal special it's teaching kids it's
• 36:52
  not a bad thing no no um did you see that episode where B um like bugs who
• 36:57
  the the [ __ ] bugs where big bird learns
• 37:01
  about death yes it's intense
• 37:08
  intense um but obviously there's uh there's the characters of Bert and Ernie
• 37:13
  um and I used to love Bert nnie as a kid it's just this [ __ ] high jinx it was
• 37:18
  the perfect combination of like the straight man and uh and you know the
• 37:22
  comedy guy right the buffoon and the writer the original
• 37:28
  writer script writer of Sesame Street from back when it started came out
• 37:33
  earlier this month and announced that
• 37:37
  Bert and Ernie are gay and they are in a gay
• 37:42
  relationship okay and then so many people complained and so he had to come
• 37:48
  out and take it back people were complaining [ __ ]
• 37:52
  Frank Oz got on Twitter and says um it
• 37:57
  seems that Mr Mark Salzman was asked if Bert and Ernie are gay it's fine that he
• 38:01
  feels they are they're not of course but then goes on like why is it matter why
• 38:07
  is it a question yeah but that's all after he's already gone gone they're all [ __ ]
• 38:14
  gay yeah it's it's a weird thing to come out the way he said it like they're not
• 38:19
  of course but then goes it doesn't really matter if they are or they're not
• 38:22
  it's but they're not they're [ __ ] not yeah that's right so this guy Mark
• 38:26
  Saltzman Who was the creat of Bert ner um he was a gay man living in a gay
• 38:31
  relationship his partner was a man called Arnold Glassman and he based the
• 38:36
  banter between Bert and Ernie on himself and Arnold living as husband and husband
• 38:42
  so okay you know I mean the the very Crux of the characters is a gay
• 38:47
  relationship whether Frank O likes it or not yeah that that's sort of what it's
• 38:53
  based on but let everyone everyone thought that Burton only Were Gay for
• 38:57
  for a long time yeah I know there was a lot of jokes about
• 39:00
  it yeah so they have separate B get upset about stupid [ __ ] yeah it's not
• 39:07
  like they were showing them on screen having sex that I would get upset about
• 39:12
  if they were showing children straight and you saw both of them doing female
• 39:16
  Muppets I mean that would still be offensive you know on a kid show it's
• 39:20
  not the fact that it's gay sex it's just yeah if there's sex
• 39:23
  happening if it turn into to meet the feebles you got a problem sesame
• 39:28
  yeah yeah meet the feebles or its um [ __ ] cousin what's that movie that
• 39:32
  came out this year oh the yeah I know the one you're talking about I let's not
• 39:38
  even let's not even dignify it by looking it up go watch Meet the
• 39:42
  feebles yeah yeah early Peter Alan Jackson's first movie wasn't no it
• 39:47
  wasn't the first it came after bad taste at least maybe after brain dir as
• 39:52
  well uh but it's definitely up definely definitely well before to the Rings yeah
• 39:59
  he couldn't go back you know he's got he's got a reputation of making family
• 40:03
  movies now Disney would fire him though let's not let's not get back onto that
• 40:07
  topic there is no followup this week there is none no followup no James gun
• 40:13
  news um no Guardians of the Galaxy 4 News All Quiet on that front although if
• 40:19
  I may uh okay there's a little bit of followup um Bradley
• 40:25
  Cooper who uh supplies the voice of uh has just come out with his
• 40:31
  directorial debut A Star is Born I saw it last night it's quite good it's quite
• 40:35
  good um Oscar bait you know definitely
• 40:40
  definitely Gunn for an Oscar uh but it's okay it's perfectly perfectly good film
• 40:46
  um I don't know if anyone was asking but he has publicly come out and said guys
• 40:50
  guys no I I will not step in and take over directing Guardians
• 40:56
  4 so whether or not people were asking for it that's apparently definitely not
• 41:02
  happening yeah yeah who was asking for
• 41:06
  that my assumption is that he's he's on set anyway you know he's part of the
• 41:12
  film but he's got the least to do out of anyone you know so yeah maybe he was
• 41:19
  like I'm probably the logical choice for this does he actually do is he actually
• 41:25
  on set when they're filming you know what said that I realized he's probably
• 41:28
  not right yeah he's probably just in a sound shooter recording his lives I'm
• 41:33
  pretty sure Vin Diesel doesn't come to the set every day just to say I am Groot
• 41:39
  no yeah in fact it's uh the body double
• 41:44
  for it is sha gun yeah in the he's not
• 41:48
  even on set he's on fil other yeah gets paid for one day to come
• 41:54
  in and read the lines and then go no I can't find it what are you looking for
• 42:00
  something I'll discuss on next week's podcast okay all right do we get a
• 42:03
  little tease or we just get the tease that uh just something's coming okay all
• 42:09
  right and it's not me play the dick news jingle again yeah play the uh what was
• 42:14
  that the first Dick news that we did was for uh I'm trying see I have the worst
• 42:20
  memory I don't remember what we discussed last week and you want to go
• 42:23
  back to the first sck news Lenny Kravitz there's a Lenny Kravitz dick news
• 42:28
  jingle play that it's sexier oh that's right when he split his pants
• 42:34
  yeah it wants to get
• 42:37
  away it wants to fly
• 42:43
  [Music]
• 42:46
  away what I really want to know
• 42:52
  is there's a bit of Star Wars news um there's a bit of Sean con news I thought
• 42:59
  he'd gone away so I'm really expecting next time we actually get news about
• 43:02
  Sean Conor is he's dead yeah no that's fair that's fair he probably doesn't
• 43:06
  have long to live I mean that's purely speculative on my part but he just does
• 43:10
  seem to that was a threat from
• 43:13
  you different no the uh the news is that
• 43:17
  uh someone uh let me try to see um the
• 43:22
  film Channel movies for men oh okay
• 43:26
  that's do we want to get stuff from this
• 43:31
  they have uh they have tallied um a whole lot of research that they've done
• 43:36
  into which actors have saved the world the most the most often oh the most often
• 43:43
  sounds pretty cool yeah and um they've come up Shan connory sha connory has
• 43:48
  saved the world more than any other actor really yeah yeah I mean some
• 43:54
  people have saved it more you know you could argue that super man saved the
• 43:57
  world more as in you know
• 44:02
  better than than James Bond every ever did but but for for sheer numbers of
• 44:08
  threats to the whole world that were uh superseded by one single actor over the
• 44:13
  course of his whole filmography then uh Sean Conor is that
• 44:17
  actor that's sort of a cool list I'm actually just looking at the article and
• 44:21
  they've got like other stuff about like who's got the most kills and that's
• 44:25
  great so if you're wondering um second Bruce
• 44:29
  Willis and third Keanu Reeves wow I wonder if they I wonder if
• 44:35
  they count things like the Matrix with him saving the world when there really
• 44:39
  is no world as we know it well he did save the
• 44:44
  world yeah like not the world as we not but he saved a world didn't he I forget
• 44:49
  the ending to that movie yeah I think it all just restart world [ __ ] I don't know
• 44:53
  or did it restart he had the choice didn't really understand it to be be
• 44:57
  fair or like it by the time the third one came out Mila yovich is the most
• 45:03
  deadly actress with 1,296 kills that's great good on her you
• 45:08
  don't hear a lot about mil Jovovich these days do you unfortunately no cuz I
• 45:13
  used to really like her oh yeah she was like your thinking man's movie star back
• 45:19
  in the like early 2000s like um yeah fifth element which I
• 45:24
  think is when we all really started to take notice of
• 45:28
  yes it was yes it was when she was wearing duct tape yeah but then she went
• 45:34
  on to do Resident Evil and now I really like the first
• 45:38
  one and then there were a lot more of they were they were a lot they were a
• 45:42
  lot um that first res movie was great though I I really I really like yeah
• 45:47
  that one was awesome then I watched the second one and I was I don't know what's
• 45:51
  happening and then she she's sort of invincible and the zombie but not and
• 45:57
  super powers and I I just I got very confused that's a lot of kills though
• 46:02
  1,296 to put that into perspective right
• 46:06
  uh Arnold Schwarzenegger apparently has
• 46:10
  842 considerably less more than he's got less than Dolph lungren yeah maybe
• 46:16
  there's a movie where Dolph lungren blows up a building or something and
• 46:19
  you've got to kind of assume that a lot of people got killed at the one time I
• 46:23
  think Dolph was in enough movies to have that many kills yeah yeah maybe he maybe it was
• 46:29
  just in one movie where he killed a lot of people yeah cuz he's sort of famous
• 46:34
  but then he doesn't really aot and I if even trying to think of movies he was in
• 46:39
  like immediately comes to mind that one Rocky it was either 405 and the master
• 46:45
  of the universe movie he he only killed one person in Rocky 4 yeah yeah that's
• 46:52
  true Master of the Universe I think he killed a few more and God that movie is
• 46:56
  terrible I tried the watch a little while I did too I did too you know
• 47:00
  they're remaking that right hopefully they do a better job
• 47:04
  they're not remaking it they they're doing yes another adaptation of He-Man
• 47:09
  um actually if if you don't mind I've actually got I've got the synopsis here
• 47:14
  and uh read it so here we go let me just make this big enough that I can
• 47:19
  read okay here we go King randor will be [ __ ] it's to too small for me to read
• 47:25
  hold on hold on there we go King randor will be presented as the great warrior king of
• 47:32
  Eternia a descendant of the gray skulls and father of two sons Adam and kelor as
• 47:37
  the film begins kendor is the chosen heir to the throne and his brother Adam
• 47:41
  is Young unfit and a bit of a black sheep Adam's relationship with his
• 47:45
  father is strained that keldor is the epitome of a perfect son beloved by his
• 47:49
  father until the fate of ateria is put on the line with his kingdom on the line
• 47:53
  randor puts his people first betraying Kor inside fighting the series of events
• 47:57
  which leads him to becoming the iconic Skeletor the film will then follow the
• 48:01
  meek and uncertain Adam as he assembles a group of Heroes to take on his Fallen
• 48:06
  brother and his collection of cronies
• 48:10
  um I'm not holding out a lot of Hope depends who does it because it's all about
• 48:16
  execution yeah cuz yeah no I remember
• 48:21
  when the mar Universe first came out cuz I was a he-man fan at the time big cuz
• 48:26
  that's how old we were when that movie came out that He-Man was the greatest I
• 48:31
  remember back then that movie was terrible yes me it had nothing to do with
• 48:37
  He-Man or any of the characters it just and I have a feeling that this is
• 48:43
  going to be a bit the same where it's uh I have a feeling the the Masters of the
• 48:47
  Universe movie was actually just a different movie that they quickly
• 48:52
  appropriated well no cuz I was actually watching um behind the toys or something
• 48:58
  oh the toys that made usys that made us yes and they actually have an episode on
• 49:02
  He-Man right and no that movie was He-Man it was meant
• 49:07
  to yeah it was created for that I just remember even thinking that Dolph
• 49:12
  lungren looks nothing like He-Man he wasn't big enough and even the creators
• 49:17
  were saying that at the time like he's not musly enough for he yeah it's true
• 49:22
  but actors never used to be as big as they are now like just average actors
• 49:28
  not even like bodybuilder type dudes are [ __ ] massive now you know who could
• 49:33
  play He-Man now who's that The
• 49:37
  Rock he might even be too manly even for He-Man you know who I think could legit
• 49:43
  play him Chris Evans because he's way bigger than he has any right to be I
• 49:49
  always am shocked when I see Keith Keith Evans the [ __ ] is Keith Chris
• 49:54
  Evans he really did he got quite big yeah he got massive
• 50:00
  like huge like I don't think he's comfortable anymore yeah I agree his
• 50:06
  head's too small on that big body yeah but no I I I'm voting for rock to
• 50:11
  become he okay no that's fair look I I'm certainly not going to turn up my nose
• 50:15
  at the Rock becoming becoming He-Man um no can you scroll down onto segments
• 50:20
  again and just click on that link because I think I've got an idea for the
• 50:23
  next time you and I go to a Halloween party together um I've got I've got a
• 50:27
  couple's costume for us oh my God yes yeah um I believe those are inflatable
• 50:33
  muffles so that should work just fine
• 50:37
  yeah cuz I'm not working with a lot no no I'm working with less who do you want
• 50:43
  to be do you want to be Skeletor or he I
• 50:46
  guess skeletor's got the mask right so it depends if if one of us wants to be
• 50:52
  anonymous you know I guess we'd have to decide how do we decide something my
• 50:56
  hair used to look like that yeah it did yeah it did
• 51:03
  did one thing they got right with the movie is they kept man- at- arms's
• 51:07
  mustache and that's something they could have just easily done away with but I'm
• 51:10
  I'm glad that they I'm glad that they wanted it enough to to keep that little
• 51:15
  detail yeah yeah yeah I'm just I'm looking at a picture for no one's set and it's just
• 51:22
  yeah why did they have to come to Earth yeah yeah
• 51:27
  like if you've got the option of making a science fiction fantasy epic set in a
• 51:33
  fantasy world you know don't come to why would you why would you put it in a
• 51:38
  [ __ ] Suburban neighborhood that's the least interesting thing you could
• 51:43
  do they just could have kept it in the desert somewhere it must have just been
• 51:47
  that research showed because of [ __ ]
• 51:50
  ET that uh aliens coming to Earth was more popular than aliens on oh and they
• 51:57
  had that stupid musical thing I don't even remember the key no you're thinking
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  of yeah no that's that's that's Close Encounters of the Third Kind no I'm
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  thinking of Master Universe the the thing that allows them to travel between
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  the universes was called the key and when you pushed the buttons on it it
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  made music and then when Courtney Cox finds it her and her boy friend think
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  it's the new I'm not going to be able to say this word since thought
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  sizeer well you're right about that you you you absolutely couldn't say it but
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  I'm not going to try now because there seems to be a little bit of a uh a
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  history here on this podcast of anytime I go to try to criticize your
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  pronunciation of something I [ __ ] up the pronunciation too so so so yeah they
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  think it's a synth that sounded a bit better not much sounded a little bit
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  Fallout 4 actually yeah yeah but yeah that was the actual
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  that was the plus of that so how young they come they come to to try and track
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  down that key cuz that's going to be the thing that will save the planet because
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  it means that they can just send their army in Behind Enemy Lines and yeah
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  wow I don't believe I remember that do they yeah I know man you [ __ ] paid
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  more attention to this than I did I just wonder the whole time why he man wore a
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  cape like he doesn't wear a cape [ __ ] off that Cape man I've gone all tongue
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  tied now it's seeing a young Courtney Cox has thrown me into a bit of a tail
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  spit it's not the fact that she's gotten older it's the fact that she's got 17
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  facelifts now doesn't look like herself now Luke um all right I'm going to just
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  stop looking at image searches it doesn't help yeah we just keep getting
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  minutes of content after each episode ends and I don't want to be a tease but
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  Luke um it's time for the Afterparty now it is it's happening now I'll see you in
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