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Ally's parent idea for their chaotic schedules · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Before we get far, I want to make sure that everyone is aware of this.
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  SPEAKER_01: So uh shockingly, next week is last week of June.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, baby.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: The last week of June already is next week.
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  SPEAKER_00: So much is happening, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, the we we of course have party in the park, which we'll talk more about that coming up.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to make sure you guys are signed in for our Happy Holidays round two.
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  SPEAKER_01: And what this is, it's a haul.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, well, like, you know, when you move down south, your U-Hall becomes a y'all haul.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or if you like go to the store and buy a bunch of clothes, you're getting a clothing haul.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: A grocery haul.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what it is this time.
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  SPEAKER_01: $200 in groceries.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you could be one of the winners of this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now think about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Last week of June means 4th of July and cookouts is right after like right after that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've already been asked to bring my broccoli salad to our 4th of July party that we're going to.
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  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, we're now that I know that you make it, maybe you could bring one tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: I make such uh what do I got?
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  SPEAKER_00: What do I got going on?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I actually don't have anything going on tonight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you can make one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like I need you to fart more than you do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Clean it out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just get it out.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm on fire today.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why either.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's super easy to sign up.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's actually a couple ways to do this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can do this on the app, okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: If you open up either Wink 106, Twin Tears Magic, My Radio Jams.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: We say all three of those stations because that's where you'll find us in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh you can sign up there, just click on Happy Holidays.
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  SPEAKER_01: Holidays, not holidays.
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  SPEAKER_01: Holidays.
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  SPEAKER_01: And if you're already registered, boom, it's a one-click, you're in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, we have our websites that just took a beautiful new redesign.
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  SPEAKER_01: It looks pretty much exactly like it looks on your phone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh you could do it there.
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  SPEAKER_01: So if you're in front of a computer later and you're like, oh God, Scott was telling me about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: $200 in groceries.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that would be help so much.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, will it take care of everything?
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe not everything, but it'll take care of a good chunk.
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  SPEAKER_00: Especially if you're if you're a good family where everyone divvies it up, then it really helps.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shares a little bit of the curse.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, does that usually happen?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you ever notice there's always one family member that takes care of everything?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like growing up, kind of live in that life, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure do.
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  SPEAKER_00: And all of a sudden, like you're paying$500 and everyone's like, here's a bag of chaps.
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  SPEAKER_00: I brought some of the jello mold.
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  SPEAKER_00: We need more.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who still makes jello mold?
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  SPEAKER_01: What is that nasty stuff called with the whipped cream all through it?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a whipped cream dessert.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, my mom loves this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, what is that stuff called?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's got some funky name.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a fashion.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm talking about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, random pieces of celery and fruit in the midst of it, and you're like, what?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're talking about the jello and the whipped cream thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, I think that's that's part of it too.
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  SPEAKER_01: But isn't there a version that's also very heavy duty in the whipped cream and random things in it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Isn't there pineapple in it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, speaking of pineapple, oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bush Light wants fans to pick their next flavor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: What more can you add to beer?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we've done the apple thing, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was damn popular.
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  SPEAKER_01: That apple uh bush light.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what another one is?
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  SPEAKER_01: Talk about instant heartburn.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like, let me crack the can and just instantly get heartburn.
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  SPEAKER_00: People love the peach as well.
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  SPEAKER_00: Peach.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking, pineapple?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that too old of a reference from face off?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where Nicholas Cage is like, your face is like a peach.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna pick this one up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you have the answer?
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  SPEAKER_01: Of the uh oh Allie's answer in the phone, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought they had the answer to the salad.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's all I was talking about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that whipped creamy thing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody helped me out with this.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Such hard show.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, we're talking about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to talk about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ambrosia! Ambrosia, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ambrosia.
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  SPEAKER_00: You were on the right path with a facasha?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was like, is it facasha?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, that's bread.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, ambrosia.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who the hell eats that crap anymore?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, but ambrosia is the dumb salad.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love that one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh this one, good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's get this week over.
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  SPEAKER_00: Says 1132.
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  SPEAKER_00: I told you, I'm like, what the heck day is this?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've been here every day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, and hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank God soccer is over.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, yeah, Tiffany loves my soccer schedule.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um your soccer schedule is the stupidest.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm sorry, these children, these cherubs.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm gonna I'm gonna back you up on this a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's somebody at the board that probably is in a similar situation uh with me, where they have one kid on a younger age group of teams, and you know, then like Gavin's group, he's getting to the end of the age groups.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'll bet you that kid uh that has a parent on the board, all their games were at the exact same place all year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Me, I've been nothing but a damn taxi.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well that's the one thing that got me this year.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, we had one game where both teams are on the same uh, you know, the 352 fields.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: After that, well, let me go over here to horseheads while another one's in Pine Valley.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: Let me go over here.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like, but I'll bet that board member you had your schedule worked out perfect.
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  SPEAKER_00: The crazy thing is at the beginning of the season, I remember you're like, oh yes, I can't wait to see Val and Brian and do all the these are like his soccer friends.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's all the adults.
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  SPEAKER_01: You get to just sit around for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: Meaning Scott's soccer friends, not Gavin's soccer friends.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's got his friends on the field.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I remember at the very beginning, oh my god, I can't wait to see this person and this person and this person.
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  SPEAKER_00: And now you all are like, We're done.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know what happens?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the end of uh the school year.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you guys are doing everything, and everything is happening all at once.
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  SPEAKER_01: Every parent understands that the middle of May until, well, when school gets out, if you're in New York, I know MPA might be better.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um I have an idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have an idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I don't think parents would be down with it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think what we should do is have like a little mini bus.
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  SPEAKER_00: And so for all the little school events that you bust the kids to the school events, this would be too much, I know I know, but hold hear me out.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you sign up for days that you're gonna show up to stuff, like let's say t-shirt day, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: T-shirt, and Gavin or uh Scott's gonna show up for Gavin's t-shirt day, and then over here we've got um uh mom Jessica or whatever, and Jessica is gonna go to popcorn day.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that way there's like a parent that reps for everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just like one step or there's like five parents and then they cheer on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, go, Gavin.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Scott, Scott's at home.
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  unknown: Yeah, look at that.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, feet up because not your day, right?
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's the it's a down day.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know that Gavin probably loves seeing your face in the crowd or not.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, okay, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like he's never gonna admit that.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: Let's get real.