The Court Case That Never Existed

The Daily Slop Show · Oct 29, 2026 · 8m

A South African labour commissioner decided six people's jobs using a Constitutional Court ruling that turned out to be a spousal-visa case in a false moustache, and a judge has now called the whole thing a nullity. Plus: J.Crew's website dies while its AI status page cheerfully certifies itself healthy, China's first fully AI-generated film makes back roughly an eighth of its budget, and Amazon bans 'tokenmaxxing'.

In this edition

A Nullity, Wearing a False Moustache

Meanwhile

The Smartwatch Is Charged

Slop, or Not?

Something Useful

Something Weird

Tomorrow

Chapters

0:07 — Cold Open…