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Whackhead has this man ready to rumble over unpaid TV Licence · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Tickets. Go get them.
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  Speaker 2: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
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  Speaker 2: frank car from Darren Wackhead, something that six exclusive to
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  Speaker 2: KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: So just this week I was scanning the news sites
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  Speaker 1: and I saw that the SABC has appointed a new
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  Speaker 1: person there whose sole focus one of the main but
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  Speaker 1: the priority is to collect a TV license money.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you do. That's the job.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, when you step into a job and that is
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  Speaker 1: your number one KPI, you go, I'm going to fail
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  Speaker 1: at this one job.
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  Speaker 4: Where do you even start?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine like that is your thing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly there's a lot of cash that's been left
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  Speaker 4: on the table for them to appoint someone to go
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  Speaker 4: and chase that money.
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  Speaker 3: Luckily for me, there's not concern me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still going to register you on the side
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  Speaker 1: my next TV I'm buying with your details because you've
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  Speaker 1: evaded this your entire life.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about, Darren, law abiding citizen,
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  Speaker 4: pay your TV license. It's the right thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: Is also off grid, off the grid, don't hate the player, Brad.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I paid it once.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm also I'm I'm I'm outstanding. I'm about
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  Speaker 1: two years outstanding because the last time I bought a
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  Speaker 1: TV was maybe two years ago. But that's how they'll
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  Speaker 1: always get you, because I feel like you forever upgrading,
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  Speaker 1: being buying a bigger TV. Yeah. I even said to
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  Speaker 1: the salesman, I said, because he was ave got to sail. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I said, the only condition is is if
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  Speaker 1: I can use your TV license account.
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  Speaker 4: What did you say? No thing?
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  Speaker 1: And I was half joking, you know, because at that time,
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  Speaker 1: I was like outstanding nine hundred rand and I was like, well, look,
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  Speaker 1: this is TV. Isn't a bargain anymore because I've got
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  Speaker 1: to add that on top, you know. So I said,
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  Speaker 1: y'are listen.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I would normally let you, but I'm I'm not allowed
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  Speaker 1: to do that anymore.
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  Speaker 4: That guy did many things to get the sale.
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  Speaker 1: Through, so I was like, okay, fair play, does anyone
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  Speaker 1: else than anybody?
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  Speaker 3: So I ask you for a small shopper card from
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  Speaker 3: the next.
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  Speaker 1: Top exactly to get that old she cares. You're killing
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  Speaker 1: me right now with these little squidges or whatever you
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  Speaker 1: call them, the shoppers, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Hop hop, little shop. Yes, yeah, but now weren't there
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  Speaker 4: last year.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we know it was I think it was
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  Speaker 1: could have been lyric clevernos.
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  Speaker 4: You'll just keep collecting forever.
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  Speaker 1: No, my wife and I were at the toll right
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  Speaker 1: at Checkers, and there was this old guy. There's grandpa
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  Speaker 1: at the adjacent toll. So my wife said, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: every tw hundred bucks you get a one squidgy thing.
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  Speaker 1: So so my wife says, should we ask him? He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't look like he's collecting.
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  Speaker 4: You went for the Oprah stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I said, okay, you asked? She said, no,
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  Speaker 1: you ask? I said, no, you ask? He said, you
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  Speaker 1: ask you? I'm not darling. Just bet your eyelids. You know.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm saying is.
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  Speaker 1: The chance of him giving it to use better than
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  Speaker 1: giving it to me. So she goes up to him, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I see that this is probably you're probably.
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  Speaker 3: Going to get five five shoppers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we call it, shoppers. You're probably going
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  Speaker 1: to get five shoppers. He says, Now, well, look I'm
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  Speaker 1: collecting them from our granddaughter.
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  Speaker 3: So sorry for you, lady.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's definitely collecting them for himself.
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  Speaker 1: Soul destroyed. Okay, so back to TV license here we go.
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  Speaker 1: This is a I mean look I can I can
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  Speaker 1: do one of these a week where it comes into
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  Speaker 1: my inbox. Somebody frustrated they're getting arrested from the TV
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  Speaker 1: license attorneys. Pay your TV license? Okay, this guy gets vaults.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah we got.
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  Speaker 1: He gets a fit so quickly and he really goes
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  Speaker 1: off the handle.
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  Speaker 3: I'll put you on hold, all right, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm looking for every now please seems speaking.
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  Speaker 5: I am calling you from Believe Attorneys. Yes, reference one
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  Speaker 5: sixty seven three double two nine o one. It's about
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  Speaker 5: the unpaid TV license account?
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  Speaker 2: So what about it?
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  Speaker 3: We know you're going to make payments? What to do
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  Speaker 3: with you? Ah?
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  Speaker 4: I knew it.
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  Speaker 2: I just knew it.
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  Speaker 4: He's terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, he's really bad with things like that.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Yes? Is that the way you speak to an attorney?
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  Speaker 3: I don't give it.
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  Speaker 6: Who are you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling you from the many Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Who are you?
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  Speaker 3: What is your name? My name is John from the
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  Speaker 3: may the Attorneys.
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  Speaker 6: John.
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  Speaker 3: Are you an attorney? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: What are you trying?
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? You?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, got a gratitude.
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  Speaker 4: We need to tax payment.
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  Speaker 3: We are the collection.
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  Speaker 1: I think if I said now, you can really kill someone.
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  Speaker 4: I'm loving this.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Yes, Look, I don't get paid for small talk.
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  Speaker 3: You should know that.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you?
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  Speaker 6: Where?
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  Speaker 2: Where I find you?
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  Speaker 1: Where?
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  Speaker 2: You idiots?
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  Speaker 4: Way? Give you?
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  Speaker 6: Didn't you get it on the way?
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  Speaker 2: Will I find you?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 3: I am at the court.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, give me an adres.
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  Speaker 3: Are you going to pay the money? I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 3: you know what?
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  Speaker 1: Where are you from?
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  Speaker 2: You you find me from my own number?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: You, I'm coming from the jurneys.
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  Speaker 3: Are you going to pay the money?
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  Speaker 2: I don't give What do you say?
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying? If you don't pay us, we break your knees.
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  Speaker 4: You break money.
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  Speaker 1: That is alliant.
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  Speaker 2: Please come, I must one nine come.
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  Speaker 4: Come, you must come.
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  Speaker 3: You come because you me? Yeah you yeah, Well look
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  Speaker 3: you must come.
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  Speaker 2: You must come quick.
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  Speaker 1: Please why because I'm waiting for you.
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  Speaker 4: Then you'll see what is violence?
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  Speaker 2: You've never seen violence in your life, your idiot.
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  Speaker 3: But okay, so you're threatening me.
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  Speaker 4: Good, So let's see it's very violent.
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  Speaker 2: Let's come.
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  Speaker 6: You must come.
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  Speaker 3: You must come and find me. Please come, one oh nine, neil.
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  Speaker 6: You must write it down?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: What if you have them?
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  Speaker 3: Come? Let give you the give that to me again?
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  Speaker 2: What fantastic?
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  Speaker 3: I just need to go get my baseball beat you idiot.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, as I give all my clients the option left
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  Speaker 6: me l right me first missing the ball?
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  Speaker 5: My boys? What do you?
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  Speaker 4: Two people out like you for thirteen years in the
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  Speaker 4: urdern rubbish squad?
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  Speaker 5: U don't you?
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  Speaker 3: You must come?
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  Speaker 6: You must come yourself, mister are you a policeman?
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  Speaker 2: Thirteen years?
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  Speaker 6: I watched twice and then you threaten me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm waiting for you?
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  Speaker 3: What what division?
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  Speaker 6: I was robbing you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Then I'm sorry, Eh, I don't give us. You
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  Speaker 3: must come, No, I'm sorry. Eh you can? You can?
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to pay TV license ever again?
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  Speaker 4: How it works? No, I'm not free. What I'll do.
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  Speaker 6: I will get this number.
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  Speaker 4: I will try this now quickly.
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  Speaker 6: It will do.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, But I've got also connection in the police. Eh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't give it.
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  Speaker 6: I know I've got a connection in the police. This
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  Speaker 6: is work, lie, No, that is melody and this is working. No, man,
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  Speaker 6: real your biscuits make.
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  Speaker 4: A thank you so much wit? No, man, don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 6: I was ready for.
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  Speaker 4: I was waiting for yourcial bullets. Man, give me a
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  Speaker 4: never you'll catch me never.
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  Speaker 2: I listened to you every morning.
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  Speaker 3: Was that for a TV license?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, wow, Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I think he was disappointed that it was a Franker
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  Speaker 4: that he was ready to get into the on the case.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when a guard gives you his home address,
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  Speaker 1: the gate, that's when you go.
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  Speaker 3: When you threaten him and he goes, this is my address.