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Episode 212: Meta Is For The Children · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 212. That is for the kids,
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  motherfuckers. Sexy can I just part of my
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  manners girl, how you shake the guy.
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  This goody life. It's a Kodak movement.
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  Then go and get my camera. All I know is sexy.
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  Can I sexy? Can I get it from the front?
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  Can I hit it from the back? No, you like it like that.
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  Then we take you to the bed, then we take you to the floor.
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  Then we chill for a second. Then we bang at it for more sexy
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  Can I just part of my manners, girl, how you shake you?
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  God, that's the good you like? Oh, it's a coded moment.
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  And then go and get my camera. That's a lot of episodes, man
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  10. 112. That's a lot.
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  Let's fucking go. Not a lot.
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  It's nice out here now. It's nice, Sunny.
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  It's all vibes. Living the dream.
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  Same old shit. Fixing your hair there bro.
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  I might, you know, maybe we go back to the hat here.
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  OK, mix it up, mix it up, figure it out well.
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  I, I, I like to wait till we hit record before I start.
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  I, you know, worried about like how I look for the audio podcast
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  that we work. So question, you sent me
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  picture, you won a tournament. Tell me about this tournament.
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  Oh yeah, yeah. So I 'cause I'm.
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  Glad you're gambling again, as weird as that sounds.
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  So I'm glad you're like in the card game.
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  That's good for you. Well so I went to Hollywood Park
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  Casino on Saturday, which is in Inglewood, CA across the street
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  from the Intuit Dome on the same lot as Sofi Stadium where the
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  Rams play into a Dome where the Clippers play.
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  Also the host of NBA All Star Weekend this weekend.
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  So that's going on. NBA All Star Weekend across the
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  street, having a watch party with a bunch of the old like
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  Laker retired Lakers at the casino, $10,000 guaranteed.
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  Tournament starts at 10 AM. So I drove out there, got there
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  around like 8 and played in the cash game until the tournament
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  was going to start. And what I like about Hollywood
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  Park is seeing it because of my, my, I guess, like home room, if
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  you will. My, my main my.
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  Your home base. Whatever my there's probably a
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  term for whatever poker room is the one that you go to, but I
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  can't think, I don't know what the proper term is.
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  Anyways, it's the players casino shout out in Ventura on the
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  fairgrounds at Surfers point looking over the beach.
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  That's what I where I usually go.
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  Hollywood Park is this other one I go to.
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  It's in the opposite direction. It's in LA and it the, the
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  difference is Players Casino closes at 3:00 AM, Hollywood
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  Parks 24/7 open and they, they adhere to like the California
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  rules for drinking. So you can drink there from 6:00
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  AM to 2:00 AM. And usually when I go to
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  Hollywood Park, it's after the players closes.
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  So almost like this is the first time I ever went to the
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  Hollywood Park. And actually afterwards I went
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  to the Players. So usually I go from the Players
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  to Hollywood Park. So it was usually I get there
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  like around like I'd say like 4 AM, 5:00 AM and and then
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  eventually, you know, inevitably I'll be there at 6:00 AM when
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  they open the bar back up. And then everybody's been like
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  lingering, you know, like all the drunk like assholes like,
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  oh, finally, so that there's this like a, this Mexicano dude
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  at my table and he's got, he's got Pacificos that he's drinking
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  and he's at the like head of the table got the play.
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  Or I mean, at Hollywood Park, they changed it to there's only
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  eight people at a table instead of usually there's 9.
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  Yeah, and but it's still the tables for nine people.
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  So like the seating's kind of weird.
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  Like, so anyways, this guy's like at the head of the table.
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  And he keeps calling. He's got a thick, like, Latino
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  accent. And he keeps calling everybody
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  his son. He's like my son, oh, my son.
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  And he's playing like almost like every hand, like loose.
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  And he's like, like, so anybody gets in hand, he's like, Oh, my
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  son, my son. And then, and then he, and then
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  I took like, I, I first time he played against me, I took a
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  bunch of his money and he's like, he's not my son.
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  But but before he said that, before he said that to me,
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  there's only one black guy at the table.
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  And so he had to call everybody his son.
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  And then then this other black guy comes and was like, what
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  about him? He points out the black guy and
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  he's like, he's not my son. And everybody laughs.
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  And I was like, oh, it's so funny.
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  It's like racism. It's OK if it's brown on black
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  people, you know. But then, and then I asked him
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  who's calling, calling this like old guy who's like older than
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  him, his son who's sitting next to him.
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  And I was like, actually, we all were just at his, he just got a
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  sex change and you're actually misgendering him.
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  And it's, it's, it's actually offensive right now and you need
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  to stop. So then I, so anyways, I put in
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  the tournament. I actually was the chip leader
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  at the Hollywood Park tournament for like almost immediately.
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  I took a dude out like quickly and but about like a couple
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  hours in this that that old one started at 10 AM.
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  It wasn't even over till 709 people.
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  I got like 26th in that one. But what happened was I had like
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  you start, everybody started with.
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  Did you win money? No because I forget.
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  I think it was top 12/1, but you know what happened was I got
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  pocket King, del pocket kings and the guy right to my left
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  next to me got Del pocket aces on the same hand and I everybody
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  started with 20,000 chips for $100 and then if you we wanted
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  to add on 25,000 more so more than 20 for $100 more you could.
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  So tournament one O 1 you buy as many chips as you possibly can.
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  So I had 45,000 chips to start. I was like I had over.
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  You know I had over 90,000 chips, but the pocket kings
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  pocket aces hand. I I got them all in pre flop
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  37,000 chips and he won. So that like kind of like
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  brought me back to like the average chip stack, not the
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  average. It brought me back to like my
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  buy in, but it was already late in the tournaments.
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  The blinds were up and then I basically just grinding like
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  short stacked for like the next two hours until I just couldn't
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  do it anymore. So so anyways, so I go home, but
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  I like felt good, like I was playing really good.
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  It was just like this, like, you know, it's like you have to be
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  good and lucky in these tournaments.
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  And then I woke up on Sunday and I was like the players has
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  Sunday tournaments and it was 11 AM and their starts at noon.
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  So I drove out there, it's like 30 minutes away, late
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  registrations for an hour. I got there like maybe 15
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  minutes past the start time. They open up a new table when I
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  get there of like people were like late registered and I just
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  start dealing or not dealing. I mean getting dealt in a good
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  way. And that one was 64 people prize
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  pool 9450 dollars and except for with this one starts at noon
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  time expire or like the tournament no matter what if if
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  it's not over like already it it's over at 5:00 and so with
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  ours that's what happened. So at 5:00, there was 6 people
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  left. However, before we knew that it
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  was going to run out of time, it was set to only pay 6 people,
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  right? So only six people are going to
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  make the money. But then once the final table
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  was 10 people, once it got to the final table, we decided that
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  places 7th through 10th would get their buying back.
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  Everybody, all ten of us agreed on that, you know, and then, but
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  then so basically then four people got knocked out from the
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  final table and then the tournament ended because it was
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  5 O clock. Six of us left and what they did
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  was, based on your chip count at the table, went and then took
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  the prize money and then divvied it up.
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  Would you walk with? So I bought in for $190.00 and I
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  got a 1185 dollars almost exactly $1000 profit.
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  Yeah, it's totally worth it. Yeah.
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  Oh yeah? Well, good shape.
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  Yeah. And I realized, you know, it's
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  like it feels like I've been playing a lot of poker or like
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  I've been wanting to like go after these tournaments.
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  It was like only the fifth tournament that I've played like
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  since, you know, this run and it's and it's completely up on
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  tournaments now, you know, like as far as money.
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  Yeah, you're doing really good. Let me know whenever you want to
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  pay me back that thousand you owe me.
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  You mean the the bet? Yeah, the bet the Peach pit.
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  I know. Never forget.
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  My God, trust me, it haunts me. We had to reschedule from last
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  night. I'm, I'm curious though, so you
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  went out and you did some. We don't have to get into that,
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  but we were talking off air about it and you were talking
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  about, which is interesting. I've never thought about it this
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  way because you know, you're obviously, you know, you drink
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  monsters at night, but you're sober.
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  So you're not drinking drinking or anything?
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  I I actually stopped drinking monsters.
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  I had this leftover and I just saw it in the fridge when I went
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  to go grab a water so I grabbed. It Sometimes it's good,
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  sometimes a monster is good. It.
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  It is, yeah. Yeah, if it's once in a while.
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  Yeah, like not all the time, but you were talking about how like,
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  'cause you're not drinking, but you've been like in the dating
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  game, doing your thing, the eating of edibles as opposed to
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  drinking. Now what I am curious about that
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  is, I mean, obviously, like, so do you feel like that's a good
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  replacement? Like could like do you, do you
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  enjoy it just as much? No, no, I'll take away all like
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  the crazy stuff. But do you enjoy it just as much
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  as like if you were going out for drinks?
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  Does it, does it normally? Do you normally have issues
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  whenever you're out getting if you're on edibles and someone's
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  getting drinks? Never actually done that before
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  like. Gone like to be honest, like I
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  that's it's not like to like what I was saying was like it
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  it's more of a go to on a like first date.
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  OK, just because it like the the getting loose part type type of
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  it like, but it's like I don't mind going out like without
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  taking edibles, but they are not.
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  And to answer your questions like you, they're not really
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  like it's not it's not like it couldn't be a replacement
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  because like for me at least, I mean, I think this applies to
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  everybody. And when I like the way that I
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  feel like the knowledge I have on edibles just to me is just
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  like common sense if you done them enough, people look at me
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  like I'm a fucking like crack addict.
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  Like when I like just like tell them, you know, it's like that.
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  You know, your tolerance builds up and like eventually you're
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  taking like 500 milligrams and you're like barely feeling it
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  like within a week or two and 500 milligrams you'd like go to
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  the hospital. It's like, I understand that.
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  Like it could feel like that, but it will.
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  Trust me, you like you'll just. Well, that's what people would
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  do. So I'd have friends from like
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  Austin or something come up and visit or be in Denver and go to
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  a dispensary. Stupidest shit ever.
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  Because you would see people go off the deep end and they're not
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  used to it. So somebody would go buy a weed
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  soda and drink it and be like incapacitated.
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  You're like, no dude, like what do you?
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  It's 1000 milligram soda and you're like, you're visiting
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  from College Station. Like what are you talking about?
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  This is going to like tear your ass up when I went out.
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  Like you would have to build up a tolerance to it.
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  I've just never like, I guess I've just never done this, you
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  know? Well, my point is that so then
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  if you are using like like I couldn't like let's say that I
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  was going out all the time, like doing edibles every time, like I
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  wouldn't, it's just not, I wouldn't do that.
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  So it's the same. I think how I treat edibles is
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  like how everybody should treat every other drug and include
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  like especially myself. It's just like in moderation, in
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  moderation, like, you know, it's like here and there, like on a
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  special occasion, you know, like or at home to relax, like but
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  don't you know, don't take it too far.
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  They're scary, you know? But it's like, it's like the
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  edibles have the least amount of like actual consequences other
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  than like freaking out. Yeah, I feel like you can freak
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  out more, right? Except for except for, I treat
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  them with the most care. Like any any any wild like crash
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  out I've ever seen would be like some it's been like normally
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  somebody who's on edibles or was it would be someone on
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  mushrooms, but I've seen people like eat.
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  Their menstrual cycle. Suppose.
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  I was just, I was just telling someone how we used to only have
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  like 6% female audience and I was over 20 and, and.
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  Definitely your charm and your wit.
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  And then I hit him with that, I hit him.
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  With that joke, yeah. Yeah, now, yeah, but definitely
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  people that have been on edibles I've seen do some pretty wild
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  crazy shit 'cause if it hits you, you don't really know how
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  it's going to hit you. So if it does hit you.
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  Yeah, but edibles are like the panic attacks of of drugs, like
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  where it feels like you might die but you're not going.
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  To Oh, yeah, I mean, those are most of the time when someone's
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  eating edibles and you see like the police phone calls or
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  they're like freaking out or they think they're dead or
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  something like that, that's always because they ate some
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  like gummies or some shit. But yeah, people go off the off
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  the deep. End and I'm not saying that that
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  can't happen, but I'm saying, let's say that you didn't go off
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  like, like, let's just say that you ate them again the next day
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  and the next day and the next day.
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  Eventually and quickly you're going to be realizing that
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  you're, you're on my 1000 LB friend on, you know, TLC because
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  you ate, you're eating so many edibles that you became fat.
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  I, I literally got fat on edibles because I, I, I swear to
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  God, because, or I'm, I should say, maintain my fatness because
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  I quit drinking at this at I first, when I first tried to
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  quit drinking was during the height of the pandemic, summer
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  2020. And I quit for like 6 months.
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  But within that six months I was eating, I switched to like
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  edibles and like I said, your tolerance goes up.
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  So, and I was getting so many reward points because he
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  dispensed me saying out reward points like a motherfucker.
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  And when I was, and my girlfriend at the time also quit
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  drinking. She was eating edibles.
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  So I was buying for her at the same time.
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  So I'd be getting like 200 bucks of free shit every time I went
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  to go buy shit and couple months ago by dude and I'm like how
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  come I haven't lost any fucking weight?
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  I used to drink like 2500 calories of IP as a day and then
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  I looked at the fucking edible like gummies that I've been
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  eating and I was I was consuming 2000 calories of of of gummies a
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  day. Damn, that's a lot.
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  So then. So I switched to the gel pills.
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  OK, I mean, that's, I mean, actually that that is an option
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  like that is what I'll do now. I, I never do any gums.
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  I either do a beverage cause 'cause it's like, yeah, dude, I,
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  I could drink a Mountain Dew with THC in it.
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  Cool. That's what I did last time.
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  It's called an Alpine Alpine spring.
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  And it's like you're not your dad's.
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  It's called not your, not your father's soda.
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  And it's like, and they also have a root pair.
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  It's like not your dad's soda or something.
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  You're not your father. Yeah, I think I've seen that.
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  I've seen that. Yeah.
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  Like I've had somebody who freaked out on that.
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  And then there's the Pabst Blue Ribbons out here.
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  I found out like it's the guy who owned.
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  Like I guess PBR is like a family owned.
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  PBR makes a THD soda. Yeah, and how it happened was
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  that's wild. The owner of PBR, his niece, his
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  niece and nephew pitched them on the idea, and they're the ones
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  who run it. They were like over at my
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  dispensary recently. That's crazy.
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  Oh, I'm sure. But I.
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  Mean, I mean, they're like different flavors.
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  They're like seltzers, but it's like, I mean, I only had like.
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  Yeah, there's some places out here in Texas that do that.
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  Now. They're like, we have THC sodas
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  and I'm like no. Or THC beers.
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  I'm like, no, I'm good. And there's THC coffee, all that
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  stuff. You know, to each their own,
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  but. We've had that for a while, like
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  when I was 19, my pledge bro shout out Paul, his dad, the
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  Razar AKA that's big black Dick in Spanish.
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  He used to be a DJ. Shout out the Gator with the
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  heater, the boss with the hot sauce.
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  You say it, I'll play it. He had an old timey coke machine
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  and for $0.10 you can get a vanilla toke and it was THC
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  vanilla coke. Like in a bottle like this is
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  like 2006. I thought this dude was like, I
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  was like, dude. Who are you?
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  Blue Mountain mine, He had a volcano.
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  The vaporizer. Oh, I remember the volcanoes.
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  Like what? Before it came out, he had that
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  bootleg. He had those bootleg snacks,
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  dude. Yeah, you, you know the, the
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  cupcake with the green. 2000 snacks.
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  The greenery explodes. To it, Yeah.
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  Glitter shoots on your mouth for filling.
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  You don't know baby? Yeah, you're saying baby D You
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  don't know baby D? We were actually doing that at
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  the table. That's so funny.
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  These two guys at the table, Rodney and he's like you and I
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  was like I was like they kept on saying that you don't know you
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  act and then I and then I just came from across everybody go
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  you acting like you know, but you don't know.
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  All right, You want to go into therapy Questions.
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  Yeah, let's go. Oh.
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  Joseph wondered. Oh, you does that we all you
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  want to talk about was the edibles that part of it.
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  Well, yeah. I mean, well, you you went on a
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  date last night and you said you took some edibles.
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  So I was just curious. But then you were bringing it
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  when you were talking about it. The point of you doing that, I
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  never even thought about like doing that or what that would be
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  like. And just in you not drinking and
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  going out with people that are drinking and being on edibles.
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  Yeah. To me, it's like it's not like a
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  a necessity. It's just like I could do that.
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  Yeah, Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, because like if I was
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  going to like, yeah, depending on what it was.
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  Yeah, but but I was telling Joseph that like, I, I, I like,
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  I had like, I was like witnessing myself.
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  Like I have a complete like, like meltdown.
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  It's like, it's like watching like like before.
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  He just won the Super Bowl. What's his name?
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  The quarterback? Sam Darnold.
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  So Sam Darnold. Yeah.
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  Like Sam Darnold back in the day, like he like, just like
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  melting down. Like in the, like, in a game
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  where it's just like you could just like you just, you just, or
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  like Jared Goff, like throwing 4 picks or something like that.
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  Like, like, and you just knew like the fourth woman was coming
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  after, you know, like that's like, like he couldn't stop
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  himself. He's like, I'm just going to do
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  it. I'm just letting you know.
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  Like that's what I felt like I was doing.
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  Kirk. Cousins meltdown he had a.
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  Cousins meltdown like like like leading up to this, like things
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  were smooth sailing. This is the second day and like
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  no reason like for were there not to be 1/3 date.
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  You know what I'm saying? Like, like the, like the third
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  day was probably like was already like probably locked in
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  as long as like, you know, I didn't fuck it up or something,
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  you know, and nothing weird happened.
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  And when I bought it, when I got to my car at the parking lot and
• 21:25
  set up my car, I was new 100%. No third debt was coming my way.
• 21:31
  And it was. That was confirmed this morning
• 21:33
  via text. Yeah.
• 21:36
  But like I, I almost texted her last night.
• 21:42
  I don't know what that was. And I don't blame you if you
• 21:45
  don't want to talk to me anymore.
• 21:46
  And I'm telling you, like it. It's not like she said anything
• 21:49
  or like, like if you, you know, if you were just like looking or
• 21:53
  watching the date from afar, it's not like you would have
• 21:54
  noticed like anything bad happened or anything.
• 21:57
  But I could just like, like just, I was just all over the
• 22:02
  place. There was this cardboard boat.
• 22:04
  Cardboard boat just float. Just sailing like you're you
• 22:08
  might, you're you. Huck and Jim are on your way to
• 22:13
  Jackson Island on that raft you built and like, you ain't making
• 22:16
  it through the storm. Do you?
• 22:17
  Like it's no way. Like, no you're not.
• 22:20
  Was not locked in like just whoa, whoa.
• 22:24
  It's like we were there for 2 1/2 hours and like didn't get
• 22:29
  food to like, you know, we were probably into the third hour and
• 22:33
  it and it was like a chicken quesadilla that we split.
• 22:36
  Like we're just, I mean, the whole thing was just bad.
• 22:39
  And I'm the one who picked the place.
• 22:41
  Like basically like I picked the place.
• 22:42
  And then I, you know, I just kind of with my hubris assumed
• 22:46
  like everything would just take care of the rest.
• 22:47
  But like no game plan. You know, I didn't know if we
• 22:51
  were going there for dinner or not.
• 22:53
  Even you were, you know, you were five and O had a good
• 22:56
  couple weeks. You got the bye week coming up
• 22:59
  the next. Week.
• 23:00
  And you and you thought you, you went into this game going into
• 23:04
  the bye week like I, we got this in the bag and you got, got, you
• 23:08
  got, got in the fourth quarter. You know, it was, you know,
• 23:11
  yeah, it was. I was looking at the end zone or
• 23:14
  I, I was looking at my next move and then somebody came over and
• 23:17
  stripped me from behind, you know, there.
• 23:22
  You go. There you go.
• 23:25
  Or, or it was a trap game. You know, I was looking ahead to
• 23:27
  next week. Yeah.
• 23:29
  So we yeah, yeah, looking. Forward-looking to the by.
• 23:32
  We're five and O, and now you're going to the by 5:00 and 1:00.
• 23:34
  It was a trap game too, because, you know, it was like supposed
• 23:36
  to be like a short date, like it was already predetermined.
• 23:38
  Like there wasn't like any like, you know, I have to worry about,
• 23:40
  like, you know, she wants to come back to my place.
• 23:44
  They were like, I already knew that that wasn't on the table.
• 23:46
  So it was just low stakes low. No, fumbled, fumbled hard.
• 23:55
  And watch myself do it. Couldn't even get my.
• 23:56
  Couldn't get out of my own way. Yeah, yeah.
• 24:00
  Your Kirk Cousins pressing. Right, like, like the previous
• 24:03
  situations that I've been in the dating like, like I get like
• 24:06
  fucking weirded out and like and like hurt and like blah, blah,
• 24:09
  blah, because it's like I, I think things are going good and
• 24:12
  then like I get rug pulled this, you know, in, in, in different
• 24:16
  ways. And so it's surprising each way.
• 24:19
  This one, I deserved it. You know, that was a bad game.
• 24:23
  That was a bad game. Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
• 24:30
  That's fine. So let's get into these therapy
• 24:32
  questions. OK.
• 24:35
  Let's do it. Therapy question #1 Would you
• 24:41
  rather be called racist because you can't tell the difference
• 24:46
  between different types of Asians, or would you rather be
• 24:51
  called racist because you can perfectly tell the difference
• 24:56
  between different types of Asians?
• 24:59
  I guess the latter one 'cause then at least I'd be able to
• 25:03
  like. Identify knowledge.
• 25:04
  Yeah, I would have knowledge and there'd be a whole, There'd be
• 25:08
  tons of communities that would appreciate that.
• 25:10
  Totally, I actually. Yeah.
• 25:13
  Kind of sounds weird. It sounds weird.
• 25:16
  I don't know if it sounds weird, but first time I've ever sang
• 25:19
  this, but like I OK, I was a kid, but old enough to remember
• 25:30
  when I realized that there was a way to like tell between like
• 25:34
  someone into Korean who's Korean or Vietnamese or, you know, like
• 25:39
  to me, it never that never even crossed my mind.
• 25:42
  Just like I have Filipino cousins and my, our buddy Sean
• 25:46
  came and visited me when I was on vacation in Newport Beach.
• 25:50
  And there my cousins were over there and I told them those were
• 25:53
  my cousins. And like an hour later I
• 25:55
  realized like he thought I was joking when I said that.
• 25:59
  And I'm like, what? And it didn't occur to me that
• 26:01
  they don't look anything like they look Filipino, not like me.
• 26:05
  But to me, they were just like my cousins and just never
• 26:07
  crossed my mind. Same thing with the Asians.
• 26:09
  It's like I just thought Asians were, you know, it's like all
• 26:13
  Asians. There's no, there's no way that
• 26:16
  you would be able to tell like where they were from.
• 26:19
  And once I, yeah, I figured that out, I, I realized like, well,
• 26:23
  then it would be like a yeah, it's like you're, it's like a
• 26:27
  worldly sophisticated thing. If you were able to discern that
• 26:31
  and you're like, yeah, you're an ignorant, like asshole.
• 26:34
  If you're just like, you know, like, you know, like just just
• 26:37
  put your hands up. You're like up.
• 26:38
  Can't tell. No idea.
• 26:41
  Can't. That'd be shitty.
• 26:43
  Like that'd be douchey. And then if people were making
• 26:46
  fun of you because of that, then they'd just be mad that like
• 26:49
  you. Yeah.
• 26:49
  What I. Was trying to say was like so
• 26:52
  now I'm actively trying to hone those skills.
• 26:56
  But but by actively I mean like I think about it sometimes.
• 27:03
  I don't know. That's not bad, you're just
• 27:06
  trying to be more inclusive. Right.
• 27:09
  Yeah, like, yeah, but definitely would rather.
• 27:11
  Be able to tell the Asian. Culture.
• 27:13
  So that's saying do you want to be able to tell the difference
• 27:17
  between them or do you want to walk around saying Asian people
• 27:20
  look the same? That's basically what this
• 27:22
  question is, if anybody would pick the first one.
• 27:26
  That is the stupidest shit ever. Like there's no like that.
• 27:30
  That would be racist, right? As opposed to like being able to
• 27:36
  tell the anybody calling you racist would probably be racist
• 27:39
  and fall into that first category.
• 27:41
  They'd probably be like, no, you can't tell.
• 27:43
  Like he would argue the point that he'd be arguing and then
• 27:46
  you'd be right every time. So imagine being that guy
• 27:49
  arguing with your friend who can tell the difference between
• 27:53
  different Asian ethnicity. Mongolian bitch.
• 27:57
  Yeah. And then like he's like, Nah,
• 27:59
  bro, you're wrong. You.
• 28:00
  Don't know. What you're talking about?
• 28:02
  And then they'll like, yo, actually he's right.
• 28:04
  Like, oh, your friend's actually 100% correct.
• 28:07
  Like that would be so defeating you again to keep having that
• 28:10
  battle. Chechnya, that's how.
• 28:13
  It's how. How many times would somebody
• 28:15
  have to do that for you to just be like, believe them and not
• 28:21
  question them, right? Twice.
• 28:25
  Yeah, right. Like it would be like and
• 28:28
  depending on if it was like, yeah, like Chechnyan or
• 28:31
  something, that would be that, that would I would just once.
• 28:36
  Depending on geographically, it could just be once.
• 28:38
  No, no, I would need another one 'cause he might just know
• 28:41
  Chechnyans real well. Now you, now you hit me with
• 28:45
  like a. You hit me with a.
• 28:47
  If somebody walked up and like, oh, you're from Azerbaijan, I'd
• 28:50
  be like, what? And they were like, yeah,
• 28:51
  actually I am. And they just like, gassed that
• 28:53
  out, Like pulled that out of a hat.
• 28:55
  I'd be like, that's wild. Is that Asia?
• 29:00
  Eastern Europe. I'm just saying that, OK?
• 29:02
  The stands. The stands are Asia OK.
• 29:05
  It's it's a cusper. So if you could pull that out of
• 29:09
  a hat and just pick somebody out or and then does that mean that
• 29:13
  if they were like half, if they were like half Russian, half
• 29:17
  Chinese, would they be able to tell and be like, you're half
• 29:20
  this half a then that'd be wild. Did you would have a?
• 29:22
  Whole as a type of Asian, you would have a whole half Asian.
• 29:25
  You'd have you'd be like, you could move over there and just
• 29:27
  be like your own 23andMe and just like tell people what they
• 29:31
  are. You people just line up.
• 29:33
  He'd be on Mari like that. He'd just be bringing.
• 29:37
  You would be Mari. He's bringing people.
• 29:39
  Out and and who's Mari's wife? Who's Mari's wife?
• 29:43
  Connie Chung. Oh yeah, it is.
• 29:47
  Shout out Mari. Chinese.
• 29:48
  Chinese. I think that's Aussies.
• 29:52
  I think, I don't know. That's awesome.
• 29:54
  That's the other, that's the other part of this is you can
• 29:57
  tell by the last name or, or or their profession, you know, dry
• 30:03
  cleaner Donuts. But in this?
• 30:05
  It's I know that was OK. I know that sounds really
• 30:07
  racist, but like there is like that.
• 30:09
  Like it's not that racist when you think about like that.
• 30:12
  There's like diasporas that come to the country and it's like, if
• 30:16
  like like so and so's like families in the, in the dry
• 30:21
  cleaning business like they can get like once you get over here,
• 30:24
  they can help you get like started 'cause they know how to
• 30:25
  do it. And that's how that's why
• 30:27
  there's like certain ethnicities who like run certain certain
• 30:32
  like industries, you know, that make me racist for pointing out
• 30:37
  that Vietnamese like, like to make Donuts.
• 30:40
  I was just Jesus. I was just.
• 30:42
  Kind. Of I was just going to say that
• 30:44
  I in this scenario I feel like it's all off visual so you'd
• 30:48
  just be able to tell. By looking at.
• 30:50
  Them I know, I know the. Other one is saying that you
• 30:52
  can't. Right.
• 30:54
  No, I'm saying in IRL homie, that the other, the other way to
• 31:00
  be to be more of a metropolitan type dude is to be able to know
• 31:06
  that. I can tell the difference
• 31:09
  between Asian men. I'm so metropolitan.
• 31:12
  Get out of here. What to?
• 31:14
  Be more like me dude. Like I like a global elite.
• 31:18
  So what is Metropolitan to you? Nice cars, nice house, you know,
• 31:23
  worldly in his music is. Literally chocolate, strawberry,
• 31:26
  and vanilla ice cream. No, it's Neapolitan.
• 31:31
  Discerning between different. Asians.
• 31:33
  My you know my point. My whole point is this.
• 31:35
  Like the last name Park is Korean and the last name Hong is
• 31:39
  Chinese and and. No, I know.
• 31:42
  OK. So that's like that's something
• 31:44
  else that you could be like. It doesn't take very much like.
• 31:48
  But such a random specific thing just to throw in and like as an
• 31:53
  adjective of somebody what just the telling.
• 31:56
  The difference between Asians like that just makes me laugh.
• 32:00
  The world lay into music, Knows his wines, his fine cuisines,
• 32:05
  keeps up with the global markets and understands the economic
• 32:09
  trade routes. Definitely can discern between
• 32:13
  different Asians. Perfectly, yeah.
• 32:16
  Plays four instruments. He is the metropolitan man.
• 32:22
  He could tell if you're Nepalese, yeah, or Japanese.
• 32:28
  That'd just be, that'd just be wild.
• 32:30
  You'd be like that. I can't remember his name, but
• 32:33
  he was the con man who used to do cold reading of the room.
• 32:36
  And he'd be like, oh, like someone's grandma's here.
• 32:40
  And it says that they there was a fire, something about fire,
• 32:44
  something about a cabin. Like we had a cabin.
• 32:48
  No, there's a Long Island medium.
• 32:50
  No, there's somebody who did that before and he was like
• 32:52
  huge. South Park made a video, a whole
• 32:56
  episode making fun of him. Can't remember what his name
• 32:58
  was, but he used to do that shit.
• 33:01
  He'd be like that, but we're just picking people out.
• 33:06
  Cambodian, everyone's just like, oh shit, that's incredible.
• 33:10
  Was that James van Praa? No, I.
• 33:15
  Don't know. It's, I can't remember what it
• 33:18
  was called. OK, hold on one second.
• 33:21
  Because Tyler, the Hollywood medium is what Google says is
• 33:26
  the most famous medium, which is crazy.
• 33:33
  Do you believe in mediums, Joseph?
• 33:38
  Joseph's too busy. No, I don't.
• 33:40
  I don't. I don't necessarily work.
• 33:41
  We need to get like a fucking intern dude, I'm telling you.
• 33:44
  John Edward. That was his name.
• 33:46
  John, Edward. Rogan has like he can have some
• 33:51
  lady pull up stuff whenever he wants to Google things.
• 33:55
  Yeah, well, we got to incorporate 1/3.
• 33:58
  No, we get an intern dude, give him college credit and then they
• 34:03
  can also clip farm our shit. All right, whatever.
• 34:10
  There be question #2 would you rather every time someone gets
• 34:16
  killed in war you get $5 and you have to brag about it on social
• 34:23
  media about how it's your best side gig?
• 34:26
  Or every time someone dies from cancer at your local hospital,
• 34:31
  you have to perform a karaoke rendition of Shake It Off by
• 34:37
  Taylor Swift, Taylor's version outside the building.
• 34:47
  They're both terrible. I guess it's I would just make a
• 34:51
  satirical account and just get the 5 bucks cause the other one
• 34:57
  is like I'm I'm. Gonna be, you know, it has to be
• 34:59
  you, Joseph Huggins. If you had social media.
• 35:02
  Oh. I do, I do, I mean a.
• 35:04
  Couple why are you pro? I've enjoyed.
• 35:07
  Like yo, we've been giving you updates on Joseph's social media
• 35:10
  struggles. He's been prolonged banned now.
• 35:13
  I'm just, no, I just haven't done anything.
• 35:16
  I'm just five and. You haven't.
• 35:18
  You haven't what? You just accepted it this time.
• 35:21
  You just laid over and took it this time.
• 35:24
  I'm just not really. I mean, it's what, 180 days or
• 35:27
  some shit? Oh.
• 35:28
  You have to so to like you can like try to get it reversed, but
• 35:32
  I mean I think. Wait, So what I'm saying is, is
• 35:35
  this one different? No, it's just.
• 35:39
  Normally like you're. Just not fighting it this time.
• 35:41
  I'm just like, don't really give a shit right now.
• 35:43
  It's kind of been, honestly. Joseph.
• 35:46
  OK for the audience. Joseph keeps getting like.
• 35:48
  Since October. Sam reported and so then his
• 35:51
  account gets banned off of Meta and then he says hey, I didn't
• 35:56
  do anything wrong. And then they check and they say
• 35:58
  sorry and they let him back on and I know.
• 36:00
  Since October. Right.
• 36:02
  I know this because Joseph's like account would just
• 36:05
  disappear here and there and usually it's gone for like a day
• 36:10
  or two and then it's back up. This has been a week.
• 36:13
  Yeah, it's well, because I've just kind of liked not having to
• 36:16
  deal with it, to be honest, because it's, I mean, like it's
• 36:21
  obviously going to continue this person or whatever, whoever's
• 36:24
  been doing this is extremely dedicated.
• 36:27
  And honestly, I was like, I've there's certain back doors to
• 36:30
  things. Like I said last episode, I'm
• 36:32
  working on some other stuff, so I got other stuff I'm just
• 36:35
  really been enjoying. Out of all great out of you and
• 36:38
  I on this podcast, if I were to somebody asked me to make a bet
• 36:43
  on who would have some random anonymous person spam reporting
• 36:50
  us like one of us to like just to get us like kicked off of
• 36:54
  social media because they were mad at us, I would think it
• 36:57
  would be me. Yeah, I mean, people are goofy
• 37:02
  and also like I, like I said, I made the mistakes of like, you
• 37:06
  know, I should have a long time ago, just created a separate
• 37:10
  thing and left my personal as my personal.
• 37:13
  Then I've kind of intermingled them.
• 37:14
  So I mean it is what it is and not that I post anything like
• 37:18
  super offensive, I barely even post.
• 37:20
  I just. You always, always, always do
• 37:22
  this. You always go back to defending
• 37:24
  what your, what your. Social.
• 37:26
  Media presence is, and it's like I thought.
• 37:28
  I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to defend it.
• 37:30
  I'm just saying I all I do is would really do is send memes to
• 37:34
  everybody and doom scroll on memes and reels all the time.
• 37:38
  So for me, it's been nice to not be doing that.
• 37:41
  Like I've been, I've been like. So it's been a nice break in the
• 37:43
  sense that like when I have downtime, I'm not just
• 37:46
  necessarily sitting there just scrolling through like stupid
• 37:50
  fucking reels all the time because I, I realized how much I
• 37:53
  was actually doing that. Whenever I stopped doing it, I
• 37:58
  was like, oh shit, I got, you know, you get some report and
• 38:00
  it's like, oh, this is your phone usage and like what apps
• 38:04
  you're using. And it's like my phone usage
• 38:06
  dropped crazy. I was like, holy shit, I was
• 38:09
  doing that way too much. My phone usage is such like a
• 38:14
  microcosm of explanation of my entire life where like there's
• 38:21
  zero pattern to it. Like I saw it like because you
• 38:25
  know, you'll get the pop up at the end of the week and it'll
• 38:28
  give you like the average. Yeah, because I don't like go
• 38:33
  and like monitor it myself. I don't really give a shit.
• 38:36
  But some not, like sometimes I play online poker on my phone
• 38:40
  and and I'm not like constantly playing online poker, you know,
• 38:43
  like I'll go through like, you know, a couple of runs, like,
• 38:45
  you know, sporadically. So that's so like sometimes it's
• 38:49
  like your average was like 12 hours a day or 13 hours a day.
• 38:54
  And it's, you know, that sounds like somebody's like addicted to
• 38:56
  their phone, which is me playing poker.
• 38:59
  The last one I saw, though, my average for the whole week
• 39:03
  average 3 hours. Like, that's nothing.
• 39:08
  Yeah. And you know what I hate though?
• 39:12
  Back in when I was Pullman, I'll be using Waze a lot and they
• 39:16
  count Waze as like, I think a screen time.
• 39:20
  So it's like, dude, I'm like, I have my directions open, you
• 39:23
  know? Yeah, that's done.
• 39:24
  Yeah, you're defeating the purpose here.
• 39:27
  But doing Shake It Off, yeah, I mean, I guess you would have.
• 39:31
  They're both terrible, but at least I forgot.
• 39:33
  The part where I forgot, the part where then Taylor Susie for
• 39:36
  for a copyright infringement. Yeah, but every time someone
• 39:38
  dies of cancer you have to sing outside of the building.
• 39:41
  Like that would be terrible. And who knows, maybe this would
• 39:44
  bring attention to the hospital and the doctors would step it up
• 39:46
  unless they're like, we can't have another cancer patient.
• 39:49
  Yeah, there's another talking to.
• 39:50
  Come here. We.
• 39:50
  Have to stop him. How many cancer patients?
• 39:53
  I guess probably a lot. Not because cancer is just
• 39:57
  cancer and people are just going to die in general from it So
• 40:04
  well, it's. Just it's questions.
• 40:10
  Therapy question #3 would you rather every time you see a
• 40:15
  pregnant lady you have to play her stomach like the bongos or
• 40:21
  anytime you see someone with a mental disability you have to
• 40:25
  copy it? Definitely the first one.
• 40:29
  What? Be like boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 40:31
  Like I'm not you're hitting her, you're not playing it.
• 40:33
  Just be some cringy thing you always do that people be like,
• 40:37
  oh God, he's about to go play her.
• 40:39
  Stomach, I guess. I guess I didn't think about it.
• 40:41
  The other one is like is making fun of somebody with a
• 40:44
  disability, like anytime you see somebody.
• 40:48
  Hey, hey, you know what imitation?
• 40:53
  Imitation is the highest form of lottery.
• 40:55
  That would be terrible because it, it doesn't matter where you
• 40:58
  are, what you're doing, you have to mimic it.
• 41:01
  It could be at like a family funeral, second cousin's there
• 41:05
  and you have to imitate like your second cousin, like get out
• 41:08
  of here. And I would I would argue that
• 41:10
  being a a pet or ass is a mental disability and I don't mimicking
• 41:16
  that. Fuck that, You know what I'm
• 41:17
  saying? Like being a murderer.
• 41:20
  A serial killer is a mental disability.
• 41:22
  You're going to mimic a serial killer?
• 41:23
  I don't know about that either. It gets dicey, you know what I'm
• 41:29
  saying? Yeah, I just thought it wouldn't
• 41:31
  make want to make fun of people with a disability that's just.
• 41:33
  No, I agree. But I, I guess I didn't think
• 41:36
  until this point that everybody kind of has like a green or like
• 41:43
  a pass to touch a pregnant woman's stomach, at least for a
• 41:47
  second kind of right. More, more than like a like you
• 41:51
  don't. Nobody has the past to just
• 41:52
  touch a random woman's stomach unless they're pregnant.
• 41:55
  I should, you know what I'm saying?
• 41:56
  I'm not saying that you just can.
• 41:58
  My point is that like, it's no, no, no.
• 42:00
  My point is that it's not as crazy as it would be just
• 42:04
  touching like someone's stomach in general.
• 42:07
  But. When I wrote that, I was
• 42:09
  thinking, that's how I was like thinking.
• 42:11
  But it's like, actually you could kind of get away with it.
• 42:13
  Be like, oh, you know, it's like, like you could get away
• 42:16
  with a quick bongo here. Just it just don't be like, you
• 42:21
  know, going to like any like fucking baby showers or.
• 42:24
  Yeah, I mean, people, I think the people around you would
• 42:26
  notice you do this cringey thing where you got to pretend like
• 42:29
  you're playing the bongos on a pregnant woman's stomach would.
• 42:32
  People notice that because. Yes, if you do.
• 42:34
  It more around OK, but you have to be around somebody enough to
• 42:37
  where they're around more than two pregnant people.
• 42:42
  Well, yeah, but let's say, let's say.
• 42:45
  You know you wouldn't be if you if you went to two baby showers,
• 42:49
  people would pick up, but the same groups of people there,
• 42:52
  people would pick. Up if I knew that I had like,
• 42:55
  Tourette's for the bongos with the with the pregnant lady, the
• 42:58
  baby. The baby?
• 42:59
  Yeah. The uterus.
• 43:00
  Bongos. That's a That's a Jesus, but
• 43:03
  that's a good episode titled Baby Bongos.
• 43:11
  Then I would, I would avoid probably like, you know,
• 43:14
  anything to do, like gender reveal parties.
• 43:16
  Yeah, showers. You're not.
• 43:19
  Going to I guess breast is after the pregnancy.
• 43:22
  Like you don't want you could be doing anything at any given time
• 43:25
  and one of them is like cringey and weird and playing bongos on
• 43:29
  the stomach. The other one is making fun of
• 43:31
  the disabled person you're saying.
• 43:34
  What if you you parlayed it so women who don't know they're
• 43:39
  pregnant, but they are? You're going to hit the bongos
• 43:43
  and now, now your early pregnancy test, you beat the six
• 43:48
  weeks in Texas. And you can tell them if their
• 43:50
  baby's going to be Asian or not. Cambodian bitch, let's go there.
• 43:58
  You go boom. Cambodian baby.
• 44:03
  You're making money, you're making money.
• 44:06
  Cambodian breast milk and Cambodian baby bongos.
• 44:16
  Good Lord, that's. Breast milk, you made my day.
• 44:22
  Hey, biotherapy question, Therapy question #4 Would you
• 44:29
  rather every apology require a written form or every compliment
• 44:37
  require a witness? Every apology require a written
• 44:43
  form because like a compliment require a witness.
• 44:52
  Like OK, so yeah, like yeah, you did say that you didn't give him
• 44:56
  that call. But no, a form being like Nah,
• 44:58
  bro. Like we talked about this shit.
• 45:00
  I apologize. You forgave me.
• 45:02
  This is a form. You don't get to bring this shit
• 45:04
  up like 10 years later on some dumb shit 100%.
• 45:08
  I just don't have that many of those issues and I've got there
• 45:12
  I can specifically. What are you gonna do?
• 45:14
  Like with a a, like somebody's walking or like, yeah, I was
• 45:17
  there where they said you were cute.
• 45:18
  That's what that's weird. No very compliment.
• 45:22
  I remember being like when I got that situation when this guy
• 45:24
  said he was gonna shoot me and then I challenged him and he
• 45:26
  actually didn't have a gun, that whole thing.
• 45:28
  And I guess that was the crazy situation.
• 45:29
  And then the next day I was walking through my condo and
• 45:32
  this guy was like, hey, were you that guy outside?
• 45:34
  And he had witnessed the whole thing from his second story
• 45:36
  window and he was like, I was telling my girlfriend like, this
• 45:39
  guy's a bad ass. And and I was like, thank you.
• 45:42
  And he goes, no, I'm talking about you.
• 45:43
  And I was like, I know, thank you.
• 45:45
  But like that moment like that, somebody actually saw it.
• 45:47
  And I like, like wasn't crazy. It wasn't, you know, he was
• 45:50
  giving me a compliment. But I'm saying like, I don't
• 45:53
  know, dude. Or like a compliment you get
• 45:55
  from like a hot chick, like, you know, and then you're and then
• 45:58
  you're, you don't have to, you don't have to brag your homie
• 46:01
  about it. You're like, see, he told you,
• 46:03
  you know what I'm saying? These are like, I don't know,
• 46:08
  I'm going with that one. Because then also nobody can
• 46:14
  give you a compliment without a witness.
• 46:16
  So that means that everybody's going to have like a third
• 46:18
  wheel. So everything's every day.
• 46:20
  It's a double date now. Now you're going to have to let
• 46:23
  that compliment marinate and it's going to get into your
• 46:26
  subconscious while we're waiting to get a witness.
• 46:29
  No apology you. Didn't.
• 46:30
  For him is is better because then if somebody says you didn't
• 46:33
  apologize for something and you did, then you also have
• 46:35
  something that says that you did well.
• 46:37
  That's that's fine, that's fine. Guess what?
• 46:38
  I'll apologize again if you think I didn't, however, And
• 46:41
  then if you apologize to me, I'm accepting that apologies.
• 46:44
  I don't need anything written because guess what?
• 46:47
  I'm a human being. Well, I don't need somebody to
• 46:50
  hear my compliments. Oh, I do, because to help, I'm a
• 46:53
  human being with the ego that needs to be stroked.
• 46:57
  Yeah. I'm not saying it needs to be,
• 47:00
  I'm just saying what's better than a compliment?
• 47:02
  Somebody witnessing it too. He's.
• 47:04
  Like cats? So I real, I just realized that
• 47:13
  because you don't have Instagram right now, you don't know this,
• 47:17
  but I released a acoustic cover of Sexy Can I by Ray J on
• 47:26
  Instagram. IG Reels tagged Ray J in it and
• 47:30
  slid into his DMS. And now that I thought about it,
• 47:39
  if you listen to the audio, you just heard 60 seconds of that
• 47:42
  song in the intro. Now I have to do that or I have
• 47:49
  to cut that part out. Either way, I just made work
• 47:51
  for. My damn 60 seconds.
• 47:53
  You play 60 seconds of the song. Yeah, in the in the intro.
• 47:58
  Yeah, it's a long intro. It's a minute I've I did, I
• 48:05
  started with 30 and then it's it's just got too complicated.
• 48:08
  I'm just 60 is perfect. Alright, you do you man.
• 48:15
  Do you need a break or do you want to get into articles you
• 48:17
  want? To just do it real quick break.
• 48:19
  May we can break real quick. We will be back here in a
• 48:21
  second. Now we're back.
• 48:36
  OK, Joseph. We're getting into the articles.
• 48:42
  Let me move this. Give me one second.
• 48:50
  OK. All right, first article.
• 48:55
  Let me pull it up, make sure it's correct.
• 49:00
  Boom. This is by NPR.
• 49:02
  Zuckerberg grilled at Meta Strategy about Meta strategy to
• 49:06
  target teens and tweens. Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg was
• 49:11
  clearly getting testy. That's not what I'm saying at
• 49:14
  all, said the tech billionaire. I think you're misunderstanding
• 49:17
  what I'm saying, he responded. You're mischaracterizing what
• 49:21
  I'm saying, He shot back. The executive was testifying on
• 49:25
  Wednesday before a jury in Los Angeles in a marquee social
• 49:28
  media trial accusing Mehta of deliberately, deliberately
• 49:31
  designing features of Instagram to addict children.
• 49:35
  And the legal term for, and the legal term the family was
• 49:39
  intended on, showing that Zuckerberg's fingerprints were
• 49:43
  all over the company's big decisions.
• 49:45
  Mark Lanier, a Texas trial lawyer and pastor with the
• 49:48
  folksy courtroom demeanor, directed Zuckerberg's attention
• 49:52
  to a 2020 internal Meta document showing that 11 year olds or
• 49:56
  four times more likely to keep coming back to Facebook compared
• 50:00
  to older users. Instagram's minimum age for
• 50:03
  signing up is 13. People who join Facebook at 11
• 50:07
  years old, said Lanier said to Zuckerberg.
• 50:09
  I thought y'all didn't have any of those, which is pretty crazy
• 50:13
  to think about that you could be 11 and join Facebook.
• 50:18
  You had to be in college whenever it started.
• 50:22
  Right. And I have a college e-mail.
• 50:25
  Yeah, college e-mail. They loosen that, but I don't
• 50:29
  think it's that like, I think it's not.
• 50:32
  I mean, I don't know. I just knew that that was the
• 50:35
  case. Obviously, no.
• 50:36
  I mean, I know that's just like. Because it was such a big deal
• 50:39
  that Australia is banning social media for 16 and under.
• 50:41
  And you know, so if what's, you know, what was the ban if it
• 50:46
  wasn't nothing? Yeah, Zuckerberg didn't admit
• 50:52
  that many users lie about their age to get on Instagram.
• 50:55
  Enforcing age limit rules, he said, can be very difficult.
• 50:58
  OK, stop right there. Stop right there.
• 51:00
  OK, fuck you. Fuck you, Zuckerberg.
• 51:03
  You have a volcano. A cache volcano of advertising
• 51:08
  money that you just print every day because of your targeting
• 51:11
  Advertising is so fucking good that you're the only game in
• 51:15
  town is there you and you know, whatever, YouTube, Google and
• 51:19
  Amazon, whatever the fuck. But the point is is they know
• 51:22
  exactly what do you mean? Like I thought about getting a
• 51:24
  gold chain once, like, and all of a sudden, like gold chain ads
• 51:29
  are popping up. Like they don't know how old I
• 51:31
  am. Like get the fuck out of here.
• 51:32
  They don't know if I'm lying. Like they know everything about
• 51:35
  me. They know exactly who you are.
• 51:37
  They know every different type of Asian.
• 51:41
  So like my point, you know, like, so like the fact that like
• 51:45
  that they're like, oh, these 12 year olds are too smart for us.
• 51:47
  Shut the fuck up, Zuckerberg. Yeah, Lanier argued that not
• 51:51
  only did Instagram know their users were under 13, but they
• 51:55
  aggressively sought the to recruit them to their platform.
• 51:58
  One Meta document from 2015 showed an estimate of 30% of 10
• 52:03
  to 12 year olds in the US were using Instagram.
• 52:06
  The company had a goal to increase the time 10 year olds
• 52:10
  spend on Instagram, another document showed.
• 52:13
  I don't remember the context of this e-mail from more than 10
• 52:16
  years ago, he said. I think that I think the way we
• 52:20
  to build things is to build useful services for people to
• 52:24
  connect with their family, friends and learn about the
• 52:27
  world. When 2018 internal meta
• 52:29
  documents stated if we're going to be win big with teens, we
• 52:32
  must bring them in as tweens, Linear later Linear pointed out
• 52:37
  saying that undercut Meta's own policy.
• 52:41
  The legal team representing the plaintiff to 20 year old
• 52:44
  California woman known in the courtroom as Kaylee attempted to
• 52:47
  demonstrate that the top top down goal of Meadow was to
• 52:51
  encourage has always been to encourage users to get on their
• 52:55
  platforms as young as possible and once there, to figure out
• 52:58
  ways to keep them around. Often features like beauty
• 53:01
  filters may the more alluring Veneer argued.
• 53:05
  I mean, I wouldn't disagree. I mean.
• 53:07
  That's yeah, it's like, it's like they're they're probably
• 53:09
  targeting ads at 10 year olds, like with like fucking like blue
• 53:13
  yeah, Roblox and they're like, but we didn't know they were,
• 53:16
  they were 10. We just like.
• 53:17
  Like Fortnite ads, like what do you mean?
• 53:19
  I didn't know that they were you could they could buy V bucks on
• 53:24
  through their phone on like an app.
• 53:26
  Like Sky, like Sky Zone ads like for their birthday party, like
• 53:30
  on their birthday, Urban Air, their 10th birthday.
• 53:33
  Yeah. Have your birthday in Urban Air?
• 53:37
  Are you about to turn 10? I didn't know that.
• 53:40
  Like had it here. Under questioning in the court,
• 53:43
  the billionaire Facebook founder responded, wait, hold on.
• 53:46
  The company hired experts, affirmed that such appearance
• 53:49
  enhancing filters contributed to body image issues among young
• 53:52
  girls. Totally agree.
• 53:54
  Sucker would not dispense with the filter tools, calling it
• 53:57
  calling, getting rid of them, paternal, paternalistic.
• 54:04
  Under questioning in court, the billionaire Facebook founder
• 54:06
  responded. We will.
• 54:07
  What we allow was letting people use those filters if they
• 54:11
  wanted, but not but deciding not to recommend them to people.
• 54:16
  So that was the balance we came to, to let people express
• 54:18
  themselves the way that they want.
• 54:24
  It sounds full of shit. Yeah, it's bullshit.
• 54:27
  It just, it costs them money to have to fucking like, do it.
• 54:30
  And so they don't want to do it. And well, OK, first of all, the,
• 54:33
  the the money is negligible for that.
• 54:35
  They think if they wanted to do it, they could do it.
• 54:37
  That's not even it. It's more that it costs them
• 54:39
  money by kicking these people off because they get money for
• 54:44
  having more users and being able to advertise towards, you know,
• 54:47
  to these kids. That's what they want.
• 54:49
  As many people on the fucking thing as they, you know, that's
• 54:51
  what it is. Like these are you.
• 54:54
  Come on man, Come on. Yeah, it's a portfolio of people
• 54:57
  they command. Yeah dude like like like I was
• 54:59
  telling somebody the other day like whenever shout out Ukraine
• 55:04
  also Bangladesh is like a moved into the top six countries.
• 55:08
  I don't know what's going on in we might need to make a trip out
• 55:10
  to Bangladesh. I I could tell what type of
• 55:12
  people you are if like you were up like in a line up of Asians,
• 55:17
  but I was saying somebody about Ukraine and how like we could
• 55:20
  like I could look up like where in Ukraine people are listening.
• 55:24
  It was just like down the front lines.
• 55:26
  So they're like all like and it's like, this is way too
• 55:28
  specific. It's like, so the data that
• 55:30
  these companies have on us is so specific.
• 55:33
  So like that the fact that they just can't figure it out is
• 55:36
  dumb. Yeah, it's just like it's so
• 55:40
  choosing they're. Choosing not to figure.
• 55:41
  It out. It's disingenuous, yeah.
• 55:43
  Yeah, they're choosing not to. Like I said, it's a big catalog
• 55:46
  of people that they can sell to advertisers, right?
• 55:50
  That's it. It's like the more people on the
• 55:52
  platform, the bigger the phone book.
• 55:54
  And then those people get older and so you want to lock them in
• 55:58
  as, you know, it's like, why do I have a Facebook right now?
• 56:01
  It's because I made one when I was, you know, a freshman in
• 56:03
  college, the second year that it was around.
• 56:06
  And you know, it's like like I, I've like, like I know a lot of
• 56:13
  people just stop using Facebook. It's like, I would still like
• 56:15
  check it maybe like once a day for some reason, like memories
• 56:18
  or something. But I've like even gotten out of
• 56:20
  that habit now. Now it's just like they're
• 56:23
  connected to my Instagram. Yeah, on their 1600 other
• 56:30
  plaintiffs, the appearance of Zuckerberg, the star
• 56:33
  Stuckerberg, the star witness of the trial came in the second
• 56:36
  week, what's expected to be a six week proceeding.
• 56:38
  Other tech executives, social media specialists, addiction
• 56:42
  experts and others have also been slated to testify.
• 56:46
  Kaylee, the plaintiff is expected to deliver the most
• 56:49
  emotional testimony later in the trial.
• 56:52
  The lawsuit lawsuit came claims she began using social media at
• 56:56
  six, including YouTube, Instagram, Tiktok and Tiktok and
• 57:01
  Snap. After becoming hooked on the
• 57:03
  platform, she said her body images, her body image issues,
• 57:07
  depression and suicidal thoughts worsened.
• 57:10
  The suit points to features like body filters, infinite scroll,
• 57:15
  autoplay as being tantamount to the to a digital casino.
• 57:21
  Six years old. Your kids on Instagram at six
• 57:25
  years old? That's wild.
• 57:28
  Yeah, I don't even get the need for that.
• 57:32
  I don't like like like like. I used to be like, like, get
• 57:37
  like make fun of people because they seemed like in what's the
• 57:45
  word, not capable of keeping their children off of like a
• 57:48
  screen, you know, But then, but then I realized that, you know,
• 57:52
  it's like, I've never had a kid. So that's probably pretty hard
• 57:54
  nowadays, but keeping them off of Instagram doesn't seem that
• 57:58
  hard. It's like you could pick
• 58:00
  something else, you know, like give them solitaire or
• 58:05
  Minesweeper. Because like if you think about
• 58:09
  it, like the screen time I had was probably just as much as
• 58:11
  these kids. It was just like a big. 2000,
• 58:13
  baby. Yeah, that's all it is.
• 58:15
  It's a room. It's just a computer.
• 58:17
  But even your computer room time was limited.
• 58:19
  Yeah, but well, I don't know, I also mean limited by like dial
• 58:24
  up Internet, but like not like not because my parents wanted to
• 58:29
  limit it like they like I'm they put like a computer in each one
• 58:32
  of our rooms as soon as they could.
• 58:34
  No, I know that. I'm just saying it was
• 58:37
  definitely more monitored than it would be now because now
• 58:41
  they're just like, here's. My phone, take my phone, Yeah,
• 58:43
  yeah. And just the fact that the phone
• 58:44
  is the size that it is and the has the processing power that it
• 58:49
  does nowadays and the capabilities that it has
• 58:50
  nowadays, yeah, you could just put it in your hands to get
• 58:54
  right to your fucking face, you know?
• 58:56
  And if your kids got like an iPad or anything like that, like
• 58:59
  they don't need you, if they know how to work Roblox, they
• 59:03
  know how to make a Instagram account.
• 59:07
  Yeah, and also you've just, you know, given a portal to like
• 59:12
  pedophiles into into your your lives.
• 59:17
  Well, especially with Roblox, that's what that's what I'm
• 59:19
  saying, yeah. Roblox.
• 59:20
  Roblox is. And then if you if you listen to
• 59:22
  the motherfucking CEO of Roblox, like try to like, you know, like
• 59:28
  paint that turd gold, like it's just like, Jesus Christ,
• 59:31
  whatever that what is the what is the term that I was just
• 59:36
  trying to say? It's like a Polish that turd,
• 59:38
  Polish that turd, paint them Guild that Lily.
• 59:41
  I like that. I like that though.
• 59:43
  Paint that turd gold. That's pretty good.
• 59:45
  That's pretty. Good.
• 59:46
  That's like a such a that was like a mash up of 1000 things
• 59:49
  like a mash up of like slugs, like when life gives you lemons,
• 59:52
  paint that shit gold to, you know, Polish that turd to Guild
• 59:57
  that Lily. I just mashed those three up and
• 1:00:00
  that's, that's how my, that's how my brain works there.
• 1:00:01
  Paint. Why you over there painting
• 1:00:03
  turds gold though? That's nasty.
• 1:00:07
  I take that outside. But yeah, the Roblox CEO, he's
• 1:00:12
  like basically like there's he's like, oh, shit's safe.
• 1:00:15
  Like we don't have any issues. It's like what?
• 1:00:18
  But there's, yeah, there's like no incentivization for the old
• 1:00:22
  Zuck to not do this because everything he does is.
• 1:00:26
  Well, he was like decentifies to do it because of Trump.
• 1:00:28
  Like, first, you know, met because they went hard on Trump,
• 1:00:30
  kicked him off and then and then Trump got back in power and
• 1:00:34
  then, like sued him. And it was like such, you know,
• 1:00:37
  and then started, like you said he was going to put him in jail.
• 1:00:40
  Like for, you know, it's like. And yeah, so he's like, so
• 1:00:44
  basically he's like, we tried to do the right thing, you know,
• 1:00:47
  like, even though it was like not good for their bottom line.
• 1:00:52
  And then look at that, you know, this is the thanks I get.
• 1:00:55
  He's like somebody, you know, so fuck it, you know?
• 1:01:00
  Well, and he saw the influx of people go to, he saw that people
• 1:01:04
  were like, yeah, X and they're moderating systems and the free
• 1:01:08
  speech. And he started to copy that.
• 1:01:10
  So what? So like, whatever.
• 1:01:12
  Whatever had to do it, he thought, he thought like the
• 1:01:14
  the, the the public would want him to regulate this stuff.
• 1:01:19
  And then he ordered the government and he realized that
• 1:01:22
  Trump doesn't give a shit and it's better for the.
• 1:01:27
  Trump is going to throw them in jail.
• 1:01:30
  Right. So it's better for the money to,
• 1:01:32
  you know, also to let this shit happen.
• 1:01:34
  So he's like, so yeah, so you're right.
• 1:01:37
  All the incentives are on one side of this fucking equation,
• 1:01:40
  except for the fact that you're going to destroy society.
• 1:01:44
  And what's the point of having all this money if if you live in
• 1:01:46
  a shithole country? Well, then if there's there's a
• 1:01:49
  pendulum swing, like he's just, he just goes with whatever
• 1:01:51
  direction the wind's blowing. That's it.
• 1:01:55
  He's like, it's robotic. Weird synth humanoid where he's
• 1:02:00
  like because I guarantee you. So let's say they.
• 1:02:02
  Like, he's amoral at best. And so that so yeah, he's not
• 1:02:07
  making like decisions on what's, like he thinks is right.
• 1:02:11
  The ethical thing. Yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Because he doesn't whatever the concept of being, you know,
• 1:02:16
  what's right is like, you know, he's a fucking sociopath.
• 1:02:19
  Like it's basically what's going to make the company money and
• 1:02:23
  then and then that's the starting point and then it's
• 1:02:26
  like, okay, then what do I have to do, you know?
• 1:02:29
  To yeah, no, definitely. Yeah, to appease people so I can
• 1:02:33
  continue to make money. And if I don't have to do it,
• 1:02:35
  then I definitely won't have. Then I won't.
• 1:02:36
  Yeah, exactly. That's where it's like all these
• 1:02:39
  the oil companies are like, Oh yeah, like, OK, we'll be more
• 1:02:43
  mindful of the planet because we have to be.
• 1:02:45
  And then we're just throwing out regulations.
• 1:02:46
  They're like, oh, fuck yeah, it's just more money.
• 1:02:48
  Like they don't get. Just like, yeah, it's just like
• 1:02:50
  the Voting Rights Act. As soon as you know, it's like,
• 1:02:51
  oh, we get rid of the Voting Rights Rights Act now because
• 1:02:54
  you know, it's all, you know, it's 2026, you know, race system
• 1:02:56
  is fixed soon, as soon as they start getting provisions taken
• 1:02:59
  off, all of a sudden all these southern states just taking away
• 1:03:02
  like polling places out of black neighborhoods, just immediately
• 1:03:06
  like, like, you know, they already had the legislation
• 1:03:08
  written. Soon as that you know, it's like
• 1:03:11
  it's it's same thing dude. Yeah, yeah, You saw that a lot
• 1:03:16
  with the with Roe V Wade. There's a lot of states that I
• 1:03:20
  talked about on the call that that had triggered laws and set
• 1:03:23
  in motion like for like 20 years or it's like when this happens.
• 1:03:26
  Yeah, but that's a little different.
• 1:03:28
  That's a little different because that was always like the
• 1:03:30
  goal, you know, with the Voting Rights Act.
• 1:03:33
  They're, they're, they're trying to, they're not like they're not
• 1:03:36
  outwardly saying, oh, we're going to go fuck the African
• 1:03:39
  American because if this wasn't here, they're saying we don't
• 1:03:41
  need it because we're past the we're past that time.
• 1:03:45
  And then they take it down. They're like, get them.
• 1:03:47
  Boom, boom. Yeah, let's get them.
• 1:03:49
  You know, like just it's grosses me out there.
• 1:03:52
  That's. Pretty gross.
• 1:03:56
  That was the one thing that I thought was like sacrosanct,
• 1:03:58
  like bipartisan. The most American thing ever was
• 1:04:01
  like, you don't fuck with like vote votes or like someone's
• 1:04:04
  right to vote or like voting in general, you know?
• 1:04:07
  Well, that's where they're going to lose a lot of right wingers
• 1:04:11
  or they could lose a lot of libertarians, the ones that they
• 1:04:14
  haven't already lost. I just like the conduct of ISIS.
• 1:04:18
  Very anti libertarian. There's a lot of stuff but
• 1:04:22
  suppressing making it harder for people to vote is also very anti
• 1:04:26
  libertarian and he pulled he carried a lot of libertarian
• 1:04:29
  vote last year. RFK Voters.
• 1:04:32
  I mean, bro, what are you talking?
• 1:04:33
  He tried to steal an election. He he, he, he tried to overthrow
• 1:04:36
  the United States government. He got elected.
• 1:04:38
  So it's like, I mean you don't, I don't think now like.
• 1:04:42
  No, Well, no. But like, I mean, think about
• 1:04:44
  what's like a libertarian's like biggest fear is suppression of
• 1:04:47
  vote, suppression of like freedom of speech and their
• 1:04:50
  Second Amendment. Tried to kill the vice president
• 1:04:52
  so that he could suppress the vote.
• 1:04:55
  Well, but that's true. I'm not disagreeing with that,
• 1:04:58
  but that we had a whole other term of somebody else and now
• 1:05:01
  he's back in power. What I'm saying is the conduct
• 1:05:04
  device that's going to no matter if it's the, if you're not, oh,
• 1:05:09
  I don't want to say you're not stupid.
• 1:05:10
  That sounds terrible, but it's true.
• 1:05:12
  If you're not stupid, you, you understand how that affects both
• 1:05:15
  sides of the aisle. And there's some people like
• 1:05:17
  libertarians that are going to be very anti ICE because they're
• 1:05:20
  very anti big government, very big.
• 1:05:23
  OK, I understand what. I no, but I mean right?
• 1:05:25
  So like. Every single principle has been
• 1:05:30
  has been stepped on by these guys.
• 1:05:31
  So like, I thought conservatives were fiscally responsible.
• 1:05:35
  That shit went out the window a long time ago.
• 1:05:37
  You know, I thought they were trying to drain the swamp.
• 1:05:39
  That shit went out the window a long.
• 1:05:40
  Time. Well, no, but now it's reached
• 1:05:42
  a. Whole why is this one?
• 1:05:42
  Different. It's reached and I know, but now
• 1:05:45
  it's reached a. They were against pedophiles.
• 1:05:47
  They fucking got Jeffrey Epstein up in the way.
• 1:05:48
  Exactly. So what I'm saying is they've
• 1:05:50
  reached a level where he ran on that second, the second term, he
• 1:05:54
  ran on a platform of still being some of those things.
• 1:05:57
  And some people bought that bullshit.
• 1:05:59
  And now, like, if you were a double, if you voted for Trump
• 1:06:02
  twice and you're a libertarian, that's OK.
• 1:06:05
  Let's say you voted for him just twice, right?
• 1:06:07
  Let's say you only voted for him twice.
• 1:06:08
  Or you? Which ones?
• 1:06:09
  Which ones? That means that you That means
• 1:06:11
  you voted against him once. All right, so let's say three
• 1:06:14
  times. Let's say you voted for him
• 1:06:18
  three times, but you're super pro Second Amendment, super pro
• 1:06:22
  freedom of speech and voting like this is infuriating for
• 1:06:27
  you. This is why they're like bracing
• 1:06:30
  that they're going to lose the midterms.
• 1:06:31
  It's not just because people on the left are going to be
• 1:06:35
  incentivized to go vote, but also 'cause there's a lot of
• 1:06:38
  people on the right that are like, what the fuck are we
• 1:06:40
  doing? I know.
• 1:06:43
  And all it's all I'm saying is, and there's a lot of things I
• 1:06:47
  thought that would have happened a long time ago and and I
• 1:06:51
  thought it would happen many, many times.
• 1:06:54
  We thought that I'm. Done.
• 1:06:56
  I'm done. Like getting my hopes up that
• 1:06:59
  this will be the time that the Republicans see that he's not
• 1:07:03
  really a Republican. It's like.
• 1:07:07
  I think that he's never, not always been a Republican.
• 1:07:10
  I think that he's I think that people liked him because he kind
• 1:07:14
  of wasn't. He ran like he was, but he
• 1:07:17
  wasn't, he wasn't like ever. That's why they call him actual
• 1:07:20
  Republicans rhinos, but I do. But I do think that now they're
• 1:07:24
  realizing that how, how, how? Bad.
• 1:07:27
  The lies are like at this point like hey with this Epstein stuff
• 1:07:31
  which is a huge. Point.
• 1:07:33
  I hope you're right. I hope you're right.
• 1:07:33
  I just don't see it. Him doing this with the Epstein
• 1:07:37
  files, the ones that are still super pro Trump don't even talk
• 1:07:39
  about that shit. Back.
• 1:07:41
  Like it doesn't even exist. Like none of it's even
• 1:07:42
  happening. Yeah.
• 1:07:48
  Pardon me, article #2 from the AP The Backcountry ski trip hit
• 1:07:53
  by an avalanche was led by an outfit offering mountain
• 1:07:56
  adventures globally. A group of 15 Backcountry skiers
• 1:08:01
  headed out on a three day trek organized by Blackbird Mountain
• 1:08:04
  Guides into pristine wilderness near Fog Lake in California.
• 1:08:08
  Sierra Nevada. As a powerful window storm moved
• 1:08:11
  into the state, skiers made their way Sunday to the remote
• 1:08:15
  Hut situated at 76,000 feet in Tahoe National Forest, carrying
• 1:08:19
  their own food and supplies. At 6:49 AM that same morning,
• 1:08:23
  the Sierra Avalanche Center had issued an avalanche watch for
• 1:08:27
  the area, indicating large slides were likely in the next
• 1:08:30
  48 to 24 hours. Around 5:00 AM on Tuesday
• 1:08:34
  morning, the group was scheduled to make its way out of the
• 1:08:38
  trailhead. The center increased the watch
• 1:08:42
  to a warning Within hours in avalanche hit the Castle Peak,
• 1:08:46
  trapping the skiers. Authority said Wednesday that
• 1:08:49
  eight people were killed, one person remained missing. 6
• 1:08:53
  skiers were rescued after sheltering in place for hours as
• 1:08:56
  searchers battled the Blizzard conditions.
• 1:09:01
  Nevada County Sheriff Shannon Moon said investigators were
• 1:09:04
  examining the decision to proceed with the trip Sunday
• 1:09:07
  despite the forecast of a major storm.
• 1:09:10
  It's not known if the guides would would have known about the
• 1:09:13
  avalanche warning as they returned to the trailhead.
• 1:09:17
  We're still in conversation with them on the decision, factors
• 1:09:20
  that they made. Moon said Wednesday in the news
• 1:09:22
  conference before the disaster, the company said the guides said
• 1:09:26
  it's guys were highly skilled in dealing with extreme conditions
• 1:09:30
  and that it offered avalanche education.
• 1:09:33
  If you've booked the Fog Lake Hudson Truckee, trust our guides
• 1:09:38
  to elevate your trip to the next level, the business said on its
• 1:09:41
  website advertising the trip. We'll navigate in and out of the
• 1:09:46
  huts, manage the risks and find the best terrain and snow
• 1:09:49
  quality for you and your group. The guide said in a statement
• 1:09:54
  Tuesday that it was coordinating with authorities 3 of the guys
• 1:09:57
  the guides were among those killed.
• 1:10:01
  The company, which offered which offices are in California and
• 1:10:04
  Washington state, offers mountaineering and Backcountry
• 1:10:07
  ski trips across the US and West Coast, as well as in Europe and
• 1:10:12
  Japan. That offers safety courses like
• 1:10:16
  wilderness skills and first aid. I mean, how big is this out
• 1:10:22
  there? I mean, I've seen it all over
• 1:10:23
  the news. That's scary, man.
• 1:10:25
  Avalanche is terrifying. Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Like getting like hit with a tsunami would be really scary.
• 1:10:32
  Like a big ass fuck off wave but a big ass fuck off wave of snow
• 1:10:36
  and ice and trees. Like the destruction those
• 1:10:39
  things make. Fuck that, that would be
• 1:10:42
  horrible. What would you rather?
• 1:10:44
  Get hit with a tsunami or an avalanche.
• 1:10:47
  So the avalanche would be terrifying, but I'd probably
• 1:10:50
  take an avalanche over a tsunami.
• 1:10:51
  I like my chances to survive more.
• 1:10:55
  You got to figure out if you if you survive and you're stuck,
• 1:10:58
  you got to figure out which way is up because you don't know
• 1:11:01
  which way you landed, so you get stuck.
• 1:11:03
  So there's a thing where you're supposed to dig a hole around
• 1:11:06
  your head and then you spit. And whichever way your spit
• 1:11:11
  goes, the opposite direction is up.
• 1:11:14
  And that's how you get out. If you're like buried sideways
• 1:11:17
  because you might think you're sitting, you could be sitting
• 1:11:21
  what you think is. Correct, That's a good way.
• 1:11:22
  That's a good way to get out of an orgy as well.
• 1:11:26
  Yeah. Oh, OK.
• 1:11:27
  Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Just wait.
• 1:11:29
  Wait till she spits and then you just realize like you know which
• 1:11:31
  way to crawl out. OK, that's great.
• 1:11:35
  Thank you Pro tip. Pro tip, not even pro tip, orgy
• 1:11:42
  like a pro. Start paying your boys.
• 1:11:45
  Your boy, you don't have to pay me for that.
• 1:11:50
  But yeah, I that's, I don't know, like, I see shit like this
• 1:11:55
  and it's terrifying, like going Backcountry skiing where there
• 1:11:59
  could be avalanches. And if they how would they not
• 1:12:02
  know? Do they don't have, like,
• 1:12:03
  radios? There's no like way to transmit
• 1:12:05
  to people? Do they not know that y'all are
• 1:12:07
  up on the fucking mountain during the middle of an
• 1:12:10
  avalanche watch? Like, I don't know, that just
• 1:12:14
  sounds like all around bad idea. That's what I always think with
• 1:12:19
  these situations, but they, I just realized it's like, well,
• 1:12:22
  the type of people that do shit like this are the type of people
• 1:12:25
  that like wouldn't do the proper protocols or that would be up in
• 1:12:32
  a, you know, the whole thing, Like it's like they're sketchy
• 1:12:35
  to begin with or they're doing sketchy things to begin with,
• 1:12:39
  right? Yeah, but I think if we're going
• 1:12:41
  to do sketchy things like that, you get what you pay for.
• 1:12:45
  So I. AM.
• 1:12:46
  That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm curious.
• 1:12:49
  So I'm curious to see like what decisions were made or how like
• 1:12:54
  what their track record is. It's like a deep sea fishing,
• 1:12:57
  you know, Would I go deep sea fishing?
• 1:12:59
  Sure. Would I getting one of those
• 1:13:04
  little rickety ass boats? So they're like, yeah, 200
• 1:13:07
  bucks, we'll take y'all out and I feel like I'm going to die.
• 1:13:10
  Absolutely not. Like if I'm going to go deep sea
• 1:13:13
  fishing, I'm going to spend like $2000 to go out there and go
• 1:13:17
  fishing. It's going to be with a bunch of
• 1:13:19
  train people on a nice fucking boat with fucking insurance.
• 1:13:22
  Like I'm not going out on some little rinky dink boat to go
• 1:13:26
  deep sea fishing. And there's two types of people.
• 1:13:28
  There's people who go on the rinky dink boat.
• 1:13:30
  Those are the ones that go scuba diving and get left out there,
• 1:13:33
  Forget that they're out there and just leave them.
• 1:13:36
  Or or or or. Drone strike by Pete Hagseth.
• 1:13:41
  Yeah, or drone strike. That's true.
• 1:13:43
  I forgot what that. Is allegedly.
• 1:13:45
  No, it's not alleged. He's like, yeah, we did that
• 1:13:47
  shit. You want to see the video?
• 1:13:48
  This is crazy. I don't care if they didn't have
• 1:13:52
  enough gas on a boat that. Small man, I meant I meant I
• 1:13:55
  meant that that they were allegedly smuggling drugs.
• 1:13:58
  Oh, OK. I just thought, I thought they
• 1:14:00
  were just, you know, smuggling. Stuff allegedly deep fishing, I
• 1:14:03
  meant. But yeah, you so you get what
• 1:14:07
  you pay for. So I'm curious now that does
• 1:14:10
  that's a pretty big portfolio to be like Europe, West Coast, all
• 1:14:16
  over the US. That's kind of cool, but I don't
• 1:14:19
  know. I'm not into that, not into it.
• 1:14:23
  The cause, the wait. Oh, here we go.
• 1:14:25
  The record train has been closed to the public for a century
• 1:14:31
  before the Truckee Donnerland Trust bought it and opened it
• 1:14:35
  opened the huts. The tour, which cost 1165 per
• 1:14:39
  person, was rated for intermediate to experience gears
• 1:14:43
  with at least 20 days of Backcountry experience, who can
• 1:14:46
  climb up to 2500 vertical feet through a day, according to the
• 1:14:51
  company's website. Guides carry first aid kits,
• 1:14:54
  while participants must bring their own ski equipment,
• 1:14:57
  avalanche gear including a beacon, shovel and a probe.
• 1:15:01
  Bring your own probes. Generally, our guides are able
• 1:15:05
  to find excellent Backcountry snow conditions, but often we
• 1:15:09
  need to travel through difficult conditions.
• 1:15:12
  Be adept with your Backcountry touring skills and have a solid
• 1:15:16
  foundation for touring before the trip.
• 1:15:20
  I mean it's not like they put a lot of onus on the people when
• 1:15:22
  they go out there. Avalanche safety equipment runs,
• 1:15:26
  mountain safety programs. You said the heavy snowfall in
• 1:15:28
  24 hours is a really big red flag and that the safest option
• 1:15:32
  is to just just to lever rather than hunker down.
• 1:15:37
  High intensity snowfall in shorts amount of time can
• 1:15:41
  increase the avalanche hazard fast.
• 1:15:44
  So you you're already have a snowpack sitting down, sitting
• 1:15:47
  on the snow, and then you have all of this new snow that's
• 1:15:50
  falling down at a rapid rate. The snow can slide on it on that
• 1:15:55
  old snow surface. Yeah, that's sad.
• 1:15:59
  I mean, it's wild too that three of the people you know, that
• 1:16:03
  died or were his guides. I mean, that would just be
• 1:16:07
  terrifying, man. Imagine being 15 people deep and
• 1:16:10
  an avalanche is coming. Do you try to beat it?
• 1:16:14
  Do you like turn and like, do you try to ski downhill and
• 1:16:16
  escape it? Yeah, I just saw a video like IG
• 1:16:21
  reel where dude yeah, Avalanche's come in and and the
• 1:16:25
  dude he. Caused it.
• 1:16:26
  I've seen that one. Where he's like he's trying to
• 1:16:28
  outrun it, but then he and then hits a lip and does a fucking
• 1:16:31
  gnarly backflip like and like the like the caption was like
• 1:16:36
  when you're about to die, but you still you still have like
• 1:16:38
  have to go ham or something. Like, you know, it's just those
• 1:16:42
  those type. And yeah, I think what you're
• 1:16:45
  saying, though in it, if you don't think about it like for
• 1:16:50
  more than a second, it maybe sounds counterintuitive, but
• 1:16:54
  easier to survive probably, or a higher chance of surviving an
• 1:16:58
  avalanche than a fucking tsunami.
• 1:17:00
  You know, like you're thinking like a water versus snow.
• 1:17:03
  And it's like, Nah, like a fucking 20 foot wave.
• 1:17:10
  Like what? You know, like there's a limited
• 1:17:13
  amount of snow on a mountain. The ocean, the ocean.
• 1:17:17
  Yeah, you have the force of the planet's gravitational pole
• 1:17:21
  behind. Yeah, you got the moon working
• 1:17:23
  on your ass. It's going to knock you into
• 1:17:26
  like if you get if you get hit by a tsunami and push full force
• 1:17:30
  into a wall. You got space involved.
• 1:17:32
  I'm out, I'm out. Like I mean avalanche.
• 1:17:35
  Mountains are tall, but space is crazy.
• 1:17:37
  I guess. I guess there's avalanches.
• 1:17:40
  I'm sure there's times where they don't find people, but.
• 1:17:43
  Obviously they both suck. But but like a tsunami, they,
• 1:17:47
  they, they don't find people. Right, right.
• 1:17:50
  Like my point is like I don't want to do either and the
• 1:17:53
  avalanche like these are top 2 natural disasters.
• 1:17:56
  People fucking throw an earthquake all the time like
• 1:17:58
  that's the one they're most scared of.
• 1:17:59
  Get the fuck out of here bro. Like I was thinking if there's
• 1:18:02
  like the mega earthquake, I think that's.
• 1:18:04
  I was here for the Northridge one and that was whatever.
• 1:18:07
  But like, you know, I've been through like 50 since then and
• 1:18:14
  every single time I just continue doing what I was doing
• 1:18:17
  the second before it started. So it's like it's not a big
• 1:18:19
  deal. Tsunami avalanche throw those up
• 1:18:24
  with tornado for me and. Now mudslide mud slides are
• 1:18:28
  really scary because that's just like.
• 1:18:31
  I mean, that's the that's the worst way to die, maybe, but
• 1:18:33
  it's. Like a land, it's like a land
• 1:18:35
  avalanche. So it's just like raw, it's like
• 1:18:37
  liquefied Earth. And then you just get buried and
• 1:18:41
  then just they're just there. Like because mud slides happen a
• 1:18:44
  lot out here, like more than earthquakes.
• 1:18:46
  I don't know about more than earthquakes because the
• 1:18:48
  earthquakes probably happen every day.
• 1:18:49
  You just don't feel them. Yeah, mud slides are scary.
• 1:18:51
  But they happen a lot out here because like what happens is
• 1:18:53
  that we get the cycle of we have the fires and then so that burns
• 1:18:57
  all the vegetation. So then there's no roots keeping
• 1:19:00
  the soil in. And then we get rain and then
• 1:19:03
  the mud slides. And then with the rain helps the
• 1:19:06
  vegetation grow back. And then the fires have
• 1:19:09
  something to burn and then burn it.
• 1:19:10
  And then the, you know, I'm fat because I eat, and I eat because
• 1:19:18
  I'm fat. It's a vicious cycle.
• 1:19:19
  You know what I'm saying, dog? What's that from?
• 1:19:22
  Austin Powers. That's right.
• 1:19:24
  It's like, where's that shot fat?
• 1:19:27
  Because I eat, and I eat because I'm fat.
• 1:19:32
  That like, reminds me like when I was in the poker tournament
• 1:19:35
  and starting to like build my stack in these poker
• 1:19:40
  tournaments, there's a lot of like needing to make change like
• 1:19:44
  because, like the chips that how the chips stacks are and stuff
• 1:19:47
  like with the blinds because like there's Annies and, and all
• 1:19:49
  that. So like all the time people are
• 1:19:51
  like, you know, changing, give me like $1000 chip for, you
• 1:19:55
  know, two $500 chips or, or, or $500 chip for $500 chips.
• 1:20:00
  But like, I got up early in the tournament that I got to, you
• 1:20:03
  know, won the money and like, the dealer would be constantly
• 1:20:08
  asking me for chips like. Change to, to break them because
• 1:20:12
  I had so many chips that I could do it.
• 1:20:14
  And I'll tell the guy next to me that that's, you know, like it's
• 1:20:16
  a little known aspect of like tournament strategy is, is to
• 1:20:22
  become the bank. So now, now you got the power.
• 1:20:25
  You're the one who's, you know, people have to come to you if
• 1:20:27
  they, if they want $500, you know, from their $500 chip.
• 1:20:32
  And, and it's just another element, you know, where you can
• 1:20:35
  assert your dominance. I was saying that to this guy
• 1:20:38
  like 15 minutes into the tournament because I had already
• 1:20:40
  built my stack that much and I made it all the way to the final
• 1:20:42
  table like 5 hours later. What did he say?
• 1:20:48
  He was, he was, he was like agreeing with me.
• 1:20:50
  He was just depressed. Like I was like, I'm telling
• 1:20:52
  you, like out the gates, just like.
• 1:20:54
  Were there witnesses? Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  OK, just making sure. Oh.
• 1:21:01
  Yeah, you want to. Oh, no, no, no, This is what
• 1:21:03
  you're saying. So the the date that I went and
• 1:21:07
  blew up, I was last. Night's.
• 1:21:11
  Date, right, right, right. So that last night was a
• 1:21:14
  Tuesday. So this tournament was on
• 1:21:16
  Sunday. Well, there, there was 2
• 1:21:18
  tournaments, right? So one Saturday, one Sunday, the
• 1:21:20
  one that I made the money was Sunday.
• 1:21:22
  But I've been updating the girl that I went on that day with
• 1:21:27
  about the tournaments. So, you know, I told her I was
• 1:21:31
  like pretty good at poker. And, you know, I played in the
• 1:21:34
  tournament on Saturday and I didn't win, but then I went and
• 1:21:36
  played on Sunday and I did. And so I texted her and I was
• 1:21:40
  like, I was like, hey, so you like a little impressed and
• 1:21:44
  maybe slightly turned on that I was able to back up myself,
• 1:21:47
  proclaim proclamations about of poker greatness so quickly, you
• 1:21:52
  know, 'cause I was like saying I was good at poker and then I did
• 1:21:54
  like win the fucking tournament. And then she's like, she, she
• 1:21:57
  goes, yeah, except for it. And she's divorced that her
• 1:22:02
  ex-husband like had like a gambling problem and his
• 1:22:04
  favorite way to gamble was poker.
• 1:22:06
  And then they used to go to Vegas and he would like leave
• 1:22:08
  her and go play poker for 15 hours.
• 1:22:10
  And she said like, he never won. And he would call her like bad
• 1:22:12
  luck. And it was like this whole like,
• 1:22:15
  and I was like, Oh my, here I am like, like, just like, you know,
• 1:22:19
  like feeling like, like, like I'm on one, you know, I'm just,
• 1:22:23
  I'm just cashing. Yeah, and I'm staying.
• 1:22:26
  I'm standing in like the cause, like the tournament is like in a
• 1:22:30
  different room where they play like blackjack and stuff.
• 1:22:31
  So I went over to where they like the cash games are and I'm
• 1:22:34
  talking to like my homie, the dealer Brian, and my phone was
• 1:22:37
  about to die. So he's like, oh, I just plugged
• 1:22:38
  in the wall. So I'm standing like in the
• 1:22:40
  middle of the poker room with my phone plugged in, like with a
• 1:22:42
  grin on my face, like 1200 bucks a night.
• 1:22:44
  And I'm like, you know, about to, I'm, I'm now flexing and
• 1:22:48
  asking this girl if she's impressed with me.
• 1:22:51
  And then and then she just did music.
• 1:22:53
  Like, no, actually, I'm like worried that you're like
• 1:22:55
  addicted to gambling because that's what my husband was like.
• 1:22:58
  I'm like oh fuck. You're like, oh shit.
• 1:23:02
  I shouldn't know. That was a sign, you know, Hey,
• 1:23:04
  hey, this isn't going to go well for you.
• 1:23:06
  That's awesome article. Number 32 Chinese American
• 1:23:13
  Olympians competing for rival superpowers.
• 1:23:16
  I haven't been like super engaged in the Winter Olympics
• 1:23:19
  this year like whatever I could get really give a shit less.
• 1:23:24
  But as unusual battle is unfolding in the Winter Olympics
• 1:23:27
  in Milan, not one not on the slopes or in the rinks, but on
• 1:23:33
  the Internet. So I didn't realize this, this
• 1:23:35
  one chick who I was like, I mean, she's Chinese American,
• 1:23:41
  but she's. No, I knew that.
• 1:23:42
  I saw the picture and I could just tell.
• 1:23:45
  Eileen Gu, a freestyle or Jew Gu?
• 1:23:49
  Well, I mean, I don't know. Gu Gu, a freestyle skater, and
• 1:23:53
  Alyssa Liu. GIF not GIF, GIF.
• 1:23:57
  GIF A figure skater. They have a lot in common.
• 1:24:00
  Both their young American Chinese heritage were born and
• 1:24:03
  raised in the US, and they were champions in their field.
• 1:24:06
  And yet one is being held a trailblazer, the other one is
• 1:24:09
  being deemed A traitor. At least the case in the eyes of
• 1:24:12
  most US, of most of the US on Chinese social media.
• 1:24:16
  And the other way around. Why?
• 1:24:19
  Lew, the daughter of a political activist who fled China after a
• 1:24:22
  deadly crackdown, is competing under the US flag.
• 1:24:25
  And Gu, whose mother moved to the US for higher education and
• 1:24:30
  spent her childhood summers visioning Beijing, is
• 1:24:32
  representing China and Milan. So the one girl who's definitely
• 1:24:37
  looks that sounds bad, but looks exponentially more American.
• 1:24:42
  No, no, that looks like exponentially more American is
• 1:24:45
  the one that's, you know, competing for China.
• 1:24:49
  And it dude, it's all about money.
• 1:24:51
  Like there's no way they're not. It's like endorsements and ads.
• 1:24:55
  Like get the fuck out of here dude.
• 1:24:58
  Oh well, like the reason why she's competing.
• 1:24:59
  Yeah, like, yeah, like that's got to be.
• 1:25:01
  There's got to be a fight. Maybe we're going to make it on
• 1:25:03
  the American team and. She's won five medals, so she
• 1:25:07
  got there's there's an interview where she got.
• 1:25:08
  Sued. It's usually like, like I
• 1:25:11
  couldn't like for like the World Baseball Classic, I couldn't
• 1:25:14
  make it on the American team. So I'm going to play for the
• 1:25:16
  Italian team because like my last name's like, you know,
• 1:25:18
  Piazza, but like, I'm not actually Italian.
• 1:25:21
  That's what I thought it was. Eileen Gu competes for China and
• 1:25:23
  gets paid millions to do it. Elisa Lude, the daughter of a
• 1:25:26
  Chinese immigrant who participated in the Tiananmen
• 1:25:29
  Scare pro Tiananmen Square protest in a world of Arlene
• 1:25:34
  Goos B and Alyssa live. Someone said on X, which is like
• 1:25:38
  wild though, like she's she's it's all about money.
• 1:25:40
  There's no way like it's got to completely be about
• 1:25:43
  endorsements. She grew up out here.
• 1:25:46
  She visited some puts better summers trained.
• 1:25:50
  There's like whenever they have that you make your own
• 1:25:53
  decisions. But I just find that very
• 1:25:55
  interesting. And a reporter asked her because
• 1:25:57
  she got silver she got 2 silvers.
• 1:25:59
  So she lost 2 gold medals and they were like oh does it hurt
• 1:26:04
  only getting 2 silvers? Do you feel like you missed out
• 1:26:06
  on 2 golds? And she's like I'm the most
• 1:26:08
  decorated female freestyle skater in or skier in history.
• 1:26:14
  So no what are you talking about?
• 1:26:16
  Like sounded like like you could definitely tell.
• 1:26:19
  It got under her skin and just sounded.
• 1:26:22
  Like do you watch the do you watch the traitors?
• 1:26:24
  No, I don't. You know Michael Rapaport is.
• 1:26:28
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 1:26:29
  The homie, he was on there and yeah, he would call himself
• 1:26:33
  that. He's like the best looking, the
• 1:26:35
  dopest, the smartest traitor, but not not traitor faithful
• 1:26:41
  because he's you're either traitor or faithful.
• 1:26:43
  But yeah, that's what that's what she sounds like right
• 1:26:45
  there. It's Michael Rapaport ingest,
• 1:26:48
  hyping himself up. Yeah, rather than border the
• 1:26:54
  their underlying concurrent competitiveness between the US
• 1:26:56
  and China. And right now is that the net,
• 1:26:58
  the Nederlanders are just kicking everybody's ass.
• 1:27:01
  It's not even. Close.
• 1:27:01
  It sounds like you've been keeping up with it a little bit
• 1:27:04
  bro. Well, I read about this.
• 1:27:05
  I watched something about it this morning because I was like,
• 1:27:08
  huh, I was like, that's weird. And then I watched her interview
• 1:27:12
  where she got pissed off and I was like, oh, that's kind of
• 1:27:16
  funny. But then I was like, wait, like,
• 1:27:18
  why are they grilling this like American chick, Like go.
• 1:27:21
  And then I was like, wait, she's skiing for China.
• 1:27:23
  That's crazy. And then it's like they
• 1:27:24
  flip-flopped. I don't know, I think, but I
• 1:27:28
  have always thought it was weird when somebody's like, oh, well,
• 1:27:32
  I'm a I'm French American, but I'm going to go play in the
• 1:27:36
  World Cup for France. Like it's totally like, I'm
• 1:27:40
  going to go. It's like in high school, I'm
• 1:27:42
  going to go to this school because they have a better
• 1:27:44
  football team. Like I don't miss like very much
• 1:27:50
  shit about the passive with drinking and shit like that, but
• 1:27:54
  one thing that I've actually got myself missing drinking game,
• 1:27:59
  figure skating. Any time anybody falls, take a
• 1:28:02
  shot. People were falling like crazy.
• 1:28:05
  So this year, dude, like you'd be hammered.
• 1:28:08
  But I was like watching that too because like the egos you have
• 1:28:12
  to have to be a figure skater is like so crazy.
• 1:28:15
  Like you rarely meet like a super humble figure skater.
• 1:28:18
  I feel like an Olympian in general.
• 1:28:21
  True, but figure skater is like a, is like, it's like another
• 1:28:24
  class of, it's like a. Different class of and I was
• 1:28:26
  going to the example I was going to use actually was figure
• 1:28:29
  skater because what's his name? Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir
• 1:28:37
  are all on the traders together. And and like, you know, he's
• 1:28:44
  just like, you know, a feminine gay guy and he's like, but he's
• 1:28:47
  actually like super, super nice too.
• 1:28:48
  And he's like not getting messy like at all, like in the whole
• 1:28:51
  game. But then there's like, there's
• 1:28:52
  like one clip of like where he's doing like the interview.
• 1:28:56
  You know, you're doing a reality show where you're sitting.
• 1:28:58
  Yeah, in confessional. Professional, right.
• 1:29:01
  And just something he said where I was like, like, and I was
• 1:29:04
  like, oh, yeah, I was like where it was kind of like you.
• 1:29:08
  Oh, that. That's why he's in Olympian.
• 1:29:10
  You know, it's like you, you forget you're you're sleeping on
• 1:29:13
  Johnny Weir. But like, you know, there's like
• 1:29:16
  there's a side of him that was Got, you know, that's
• 1:29:20
  competitive and Got. Yeah, they're like, like, yeah,
• 1:29:22
  like they're. The sprinters of the Winter
• 1:29:24
  Olympics, so it's like sprinters are like, but he's.
• 1:29:27
  Like he was just like, so sweet, nice, like, just like friendly,
• 1:29:30
  you know? And then.
• 1:29:31
  But then he said like, I'm like, oh, fuck yeah.
• 1:29:33
  Oh yeah, I forgot. You don't fuck with that dude.
• 1:29:35
  Yeah, no, I mean, he's made it this far for a reason, right?
• 1:29:39
  I mean, you know, you got to watch other kids dreams fall
• 1:29:42
  apart for you to chase yours if you're a figure skater.
• 1:29:45
  Yeah, see, we can't have anything nice in this world.
• 1:29:47
  Like if you're a billionaire, then you're thinking about it
• 1:29:50
  going to hell. There is very few competitive
• 1:29:54
  sports like figure skating, ballet, even ballets got some
• 1:30:00
  sort of team centric aspect to it because you dance with like a
• 1:30:03
  troop or a company. But yeah, man, like if you're
• 1:30:07
  like 9, you can and you're like competing and figure skating,
• 1:30:10
  you're watching other kids dreams like of the of not like I
• 1:30:14
  wouldn't be on TV of like being in the Olympics like that is
• 1:30:18
  like, but that is your goal is to like, you know, like that'd
• 1:30:21
  be hardcore. I guess gymnastics would be
• 1:30:23
  another one, but I'd be like hardcore.
• 1:30:26
  Like if you were that good, how many people you'd watch, like
• 1:30:29
  fail or quit and give up on the way to you?
• 1:30:33
  Being an Olympian would be hardcore, you know?
• 1:30:35
  It must be like Oprah becoming a billionaire, being just like
• 1:30:38
  evil person deep down. There, basically you're just
• 1:30:42
  like, you're just basically saying like, if you live
• 1:30:44
  forever, how much terrible shit would you see?
• 1:30:46
  It's like, well, yeah. Yeah, a lot.
• 1:30:48
  OK, but that just means you live forever.
• 1:30:51
  It's like that's just what happens.
• 1:30:54
  So you're admitting Oprah's a bad person and that's just what
• 1:30:57
  happens. Well, you know, I'm talking
• 1:30:58
  about game because like I was telling somebody, I was telling
• 1:31:02
  somebody like the worst things I've ever seen on the planet or
• 1:31:04
  at the poker table, you know, it's just horrific.
• 1:31:06
  It's like, it's like, it's like, you know, you'll be thinking
• 1:31:09
  like things, you know, things that will be just good enough
• 1:31:12
  to, to to fucking destroy you. And somebody was like, yeah,
• 1:31:16
  like life did. And I'm just like, yeah, I guess
• 1:31:18
  you're right. I'm sick.
• 1:31:19
  I'm just describing life that anything could happen and UPS
• 1:31:24
  downs in between that's. How it goes, man.
• 1:31:28
  Yeah, I mean, I'm not too invested in this, but I do find
• 1:31:31
  it very funny that this girl was born in California to a Chinese
• 1:31:34
  mother, American father, her mother.
• 1:31:38
  She was raised by her mother, a successful venture capitalist
• 1:31:41
  with degrees from Peking University and Stanford.
• 1:31:45
  She grew up with her foot firmly in both worlds, spending her
• 1:31:48
  summers in Beijing and the rest of her time in a private school
• 1:31:51
  in San Francisco. I don't know.
• 1:31:55
  It's all about there's no way. Like I just don't believe it.
• 1:31:59
  She said she wants to inspire millions of people.
• 1:32:01
  And that's really she said. She said that she wants to
• 1:32:03
  inspire girls over there to compete and do things because it
• 1:32:08
  is like a very like a male first centric culture.
• 1:32:13
  She's a good answer. Traitor.
• 1:32:16
  China. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Well then guess what? Send her back to China so the
• 1:32:25
  Chinese can eat her. Sounds like a panda espresso
• 1:32:31
  dish. Colon Pow.
• 1:32:40
  You always go back to that. I know I did.
• 1:32:43
  That's that you. Always go.
• 1:32:44
  Back to my head forever. Dude, I know like.
• 1:32:46
  Conda, Lisa Rice. Sounds like a Mexican dish.
• 1:32:50
  Send her back to Mexico so the Mexicans can eat her.
• 1:32:54
  That's like it doesn't even. Make sense?
• 1:32:56
  It's just so. Pilot episode, that's the pilot
• 1:32:58
  episode. Tyrone Bigham's Chappelle Show,
• 1:33:03
  that is the first episode. So that's had you hooks.
• 1:33:05
  It's like the moment you saw. That yeah, maybe that's what it
• 1:33:08
  was, the imprint of Chappelle just on my brain right there.
• 1:33:11
  It's like imprinting, Yeah. I mean, obviously they're trying
• 1:33:16
  to make it and frame it as it's like the US versus China like it
• 1:33:21
  always is it. Always is, motherfucker.
• 1:33:24
  I I do think that's goofy. I I've.
• 1:33:28
  And that's right, Russia. Nobody's worried about your gas
• 1:33:32
  station over there. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:33:37
  Hunter Biden on the board over there, jerking off in in
• 1:33:40
  meetings. Well, not anymore.
• 1:33:44
  Well, right, right. He does like art.
• 1:33:47
  Now he's just. Like you ever did you watch that
• 1:33:49
  interview with him and Andrew Callahan?
• 1:33:51
  He has like 3 or 4 of them with them.
• 1:33:53
  Well, they're like, well, it's just like 4 hours long I think.
• 1:33:55
  I think he might have broke it up.
• 1:33:58
  But yes. But yeah, like, and people that
• 1:34:02
  I like on the left, like I'll hear him like just like like
• 1:34:06
  like hit Hunter Biden with like a stray and be like, I fucking
• 1:34:10
  hate that guy. You know, it's, I'm like, he's
• 1:34:13
  kind of like smart on point like.
• 1:34:14
  He's he's cool as fuck. And all the and then like and
• 1:34:17
  then there's like that meme going around or or screenshot
• 1:34:21
  where it's like who wasn't hunter button in the Epstein
• 1:34:23
  files and like someone of the chicks was like because he likes
• 1:34:27
  Latinas and grown ass women. And crack.
• 1:34:32
  Oh, crack. Yeah.
• 1:34:33
  Crack and grown ass women, yeah. Sure, he released.
• 1:34:38
  Them and and and supposedly he was like very respectful and
• 1:34:41
  tipped well. Oh, I'm sure he seems not super
• 1:34:44
  nice, right? He's just a mess, but he seems
• 1:34:48
  like a nice guy. But yeah, it's like, dude, if
• 1:34:50
  you guys got a hold of my laptop and I had a video, I don't have
• 1:34:53
  any. I guess I just I'm.
• 1:34:55
  Trying to be naked smoking crack.
• 1:34:57
  Yeah, I was trying to think of like, like.
• 1:34:59
  With a bunch of prostitutes. In a gun, like we all could,
• 1:35:04
  like if there was a video of something that we were doing in
• 1:35:08
  private, we'd all look crazy, you know?
• 1:35:11
  But then. But I realized, like, you know,
• 1:35:13
  he made the video and what he was doing is crazier than
• 1:35:17
  anything that I did. So.
• 1:35:18
  So yeah. What are you?
• 1:35:19
  Doing. So.
• 1:35:20
  So both of those things are not like equivalent to this analogy.
• 1:35:23
  Yeah, like there's 10 minutes of that.
• 1:35:25
  We've all made videos of us doing hardcore drugs while
• 1:35:28
  naked, right guys? With guns and prostitutes.
• 1:35:31
  I told did I tell you about how my Co worker at the time?
• 1:35:35
  Well, people think we're in recovery.
• 1:35:37
  Told me that I like she was the first person I knew.
• 1:35:41
  It was like in the Q Anon and then she was saying like that
• 1:35:44
  she had seen a video of Hunter Biden with an underage girl and
• 1:35:49
  she wrote this in an e-mail, a working like e-mail while we're
• 1:35:53
  in the office, like on our work. And I was like, I was like that.
• 1:35:58
  Well, I knew that doesn't exist. But then I realized, like, you
• 1:36:00
  just admitted to, like, watching, like, underage sexual
• 1:36:05
  content on a work e-mail. I know that it's not true what
• 1:36:09
  you just said, but that is what you just did.
• 1:36:12
  I I watched a video with Hunter. But yeah, at work, during work,
• 1:36:17
  I was like you like, that's how crazy Q Anon.
• 1:36:20
  Like, you know, I was like, has got you.
• 1:36:22
  Same girl. Same girl. her and I used to be
• 1:36:24
  like the last two of the sales team, like in the office.
• 1:36:27
  A lot of people would leave, get there earlier and leave earlier,
• 1:36:29
  like their clients work on the East Coast.
• 1:36:32
  Yeah, and this one day I was in the bathroom and it was the day
• 1:36:36
  that JFK Junior was supposed to show up in Dallas.
• 1:36:40
  I remember that there's so many people that showed up.
• 1:36:43
  And and I was in the bathroom and I was just like scrolling
• 1:36:48
  through like the news. And I saw that I didn't even
• 1:36:51
  know about that. And I saw that that was supposed
• 1:36:53
  to happen and that he didn't show up.
• 1:36:55
  And it was AQ Anon thing. And soon as I open the door,
• 1:36:58
  she's walking down the hall to go leave.
• 1:37:01
  I go, Oh, Patricia. Oh, sorry.
• 1:37:02
  I just out of there. I don't care.
• 1:37:05
  Patricia. I was like, did you hear JFK
• 1:37:07
  Junior showed up in Dallas? She goes, oh, my God, no.
• 1:37:09
  I was just on the phone with my daughter.
• 1:37:10
  He did. I was like, no, I just looked at
• 1:37:14
  her like with disgust. I was like, no, just like, come
• 1:37:19
  on, you're a grown ass woman. What are we doing?
• 1:37:22
  But then then guess what? It turns out that you know half
• 1:37:25
  and half of what she believed was actually happening.
• 1:37:28
  Yeah, it was just, you know, a SIOP created by the people that
• 1:37:31
  were doing it to distract her. You would think the Kyodon
• 1:37:34
  people would have figured out, you know, 'cause like that
• 1:37:37
  sounds crazy enough to be Kyonon like that that the the
• 1:37:41
  pedophiles created the the story about.
• 1:37:44
  Same with pizza. Yeah, it was all Bannon, dude.
• 1:37:46
  Bannon. 'S out there.
• 1:37:47
  We've always said every, every accusation is a confession.
• 1:37:50
  We, we've said that from the beginning.
• 1:37:52
  We should have known this whole time.
• 1:37:53
  I mean, we did know. Yeah, most people were like, no.
• 1:37:58
  Yeah, what am I saying? What am I saying?
• 1:37:59
  We didn't know. Everybody knew.
• 1:38:01
  We just were like some people were like, no, maybe not.
• 1:38:04
  No, yeah, just half the fucking country just doesn't care.
• 1:38:07
  And then the last article is really just a list.
• 1:38:10
  It says it's the seven worst presidential nominees of all
• 1:38:13
  time. I actually like that because on
• 1:38:15
  the very first episode we brought out the list of it was
• 1:38:20
  what the historians do every four years of the presidents and
• 1:38:24
  they rank them. So this is a throwback and cause
• 1:38:27
  I've always wanted to do that, but it only comes out every four
• 1:38:29
  years. So it's like you can't really do
• 1:38:30
  that bit all the time. But this is a new little spin.
• 1:38:32
  Nominees didn't think about that.
• 1:38:35
  Yeah, I'm #1 Horace Greenlee 19801872 election clean was
• 1:38:42
  Greenlee was a fine founder of the New York Tribune and became
• 1:38:45
  involved in the Whig Party politics as a young man he was a
• 1:38:49
  big advocate for settlement in the American West and is said to
• 1:38:53
  have popularized popularized the phrase go West, young man go
• 1:38:57
  West and grow in the grow up in the country a version of which.
• 1:39:02
  Was he popularized that phrase? I never knew who said that.
• 1:39:05
  What is that a popular phrase? I know like go West young man,
• 1:39:10
  but I didn't know go West and grow up in the country.
• 1:39:12
  I never. Heard yeah, that part I was
• 1:39:13
  going to say. He wasn't really a politician.
• 1:39:15
  His main political experience was in 48 to 49 when he was a
• 1:39:19
  congressman in New York 6th District.
• 1:39:22
  He only spent four months in the role and received it on the back
• 1:39:26
  of a resignation of a former congressman on the back for cars
• 1:39:33
  on the back of election fraud. So he replaced somebody who
• 1:39:36
  resigned for election fraud after the defeat of Lincoln.
• 1:39:40
  Greenlee was supported by Radical Republicans who were
• 1:39:43
  opposed Andrew Jackson but fell out with the Republican
• 1:39:47
  president Ulysses Grant over corruption and reconstruction
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  issues. This guy sounds like a Dick #2
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  James G Blame 1884. If you look into Blaine's
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  performance and the election, it was purely from a numbers
• 1:40:04
  perspective. You would suggest that he
• 1:40:06
  shouldn't have been on the list. He ended up losing a close
• 1:40:08
  election to Grover Cleveland. In reality, the Republican
• 1:40:12
  candidate managed to throw away this election due to incendiary
• 1:40:16
  comments during the campaign along with the bribery scandal.
• 1:40:20
  Republican Party had won. When the previous 6 elections
• 1:40:24
  and Blaine would have made seven in a row.
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  Damn unlikely. Blaine imminently qualified for
• 1:40:31
  president. He represented the state of
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  maintenance House of Representatives.
• 1:40:35
  He won Secretary of State on 2 occasions under.
• 1:40:38
  He was Secretary of State under 2 occasions under.
• 1:40:41
  Three different presidents had previous tilts as a Republican
• 1:40:45
  nominee. Damn bro.
• 1:40:46
  Oh wait, he had an affair in Cleveland, was found to have
• 1:40:51
  fathered an illegitimate child while on a railroad scandal.
• 1:40:55
  That's the hardcore. So he actually had a kid.
• 1:40:57
  How did they prove it was this kid Probably just looked like
• 1:41:02
  him. They're like, look at this kid.
• 1:41:03
  That's that's you. And he's like, shit.
• 1:41:05
  Well if it was Asian I could definitely tell.
• 1:41:07
  Yeah, true. Like no, that's yours, babe.
• 1:41:10
  And it was the railroad, so it probably was a Chinese like
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  illegitimate child. You know that Chinese indentured
• 1:41:15
  servant working on the railroad too soon.
• 1:41:21
  Yeah, it was a tirade. Blade hoped his Irish Catholic
• 1:41:24
  mother could give him the support of the Irish Americans
• 1:41:27
  in New York. This hope was destroyed when one
• 1:41:30
  of his supporters gave a speech to riding the Democrats.
• 1:41:34
  The speech was infamous as it said the Democrats were the
• 1:41:37
  party of rum, Romanism and rebellion, while Blame didn't
• 1:41:42
  notice the slur against Catholics, nor did the
• 1:41:44
  newspapers present it. Remember they didn't.
• 1:41:47
  Yeah. So I mean, this guy's just
• 1:41:48
  stupid. He lost the popular vote by
• 1:41:51
  .57%. They lost the state of New York
• 1:41:59
  by 1149 votes, and that's really close to a Trump.
• 1:42:03
  Well, in what year though? 1884 Thomas Dewey 1948 Election
• 1:42:18
  see right here Truman was extremely unpopular as the
• 1:42:20
  Democrat party split three ways. Truman Dewey was certainly
• 1:42:26
  qualified as a candidate candidate.
• 1:42:27
  He was the governor of New York and office he'd held for 11
• 1:42:31
  years and already had one presidential campaign under his
• 1:42:34
  belt while he was while he while he was well beaten in 1944, that
• 1:42:41
  victor was incomparable. Franklin D Roosevelt and Deweage
• 1:42:45
  managed to get almost 40%, forty 6% of the popular vote.
• 1:42:49
  That's pretty good. They're going up against FDR,
• 1:42:53
  like right, almost half that's on the popular vote.
• 1:42:57
  That's 40. 6. It's FDR.
• 1:43:00
  That's an 8 point difference bro.
• 1:43:03
  Yeah, but it's FDR. You'd think it'd be more than
• 1:43:05
  that, no? I don't know.
• 1:43:06
  He went four times. How did he lose?
• 1:43:11
  He became complacent and believed a win was inevitable.
• 1:43:14
  So since the Republicans believe they were merely needed to avoid
• 1:43:17
  any major blunders, Dewey adopted a safety first strategy
• 1:43:21
  which was to backfire spectacularly.
• 1:43:24
  His speeches were dull, vague and utterly pointless.
• 1:43:27
  Statements such as your future is still ahead of you did not
• 1:43:31
  really rally people behind his causing contrast.
• 1:43:34
  Truman's speeches were energetic, fired up supporters
• 1:43:37
  as well as appealing to the white S.
• 1:43:40
  He also fared well with Midwestern farmers and Catholic
• 1:43:44
  and Jewish voters. So he's just a dud.
• 1:43:49
  George McGovern 1972. You might be surprised.
• 1:43:53
  He's for 50 years. South Dakota senator came out,
• 1:43:56
  spoken on his criticism of the Vietnam War and was considering
• 1:43:59
  himself the model of American liberalism when he announced
• 1:44:03
  that he was running for president in 71.
• 1:44:05
  He was he he was given little chance of even securing the
• 1:44:09
  nomination, fell apart with a lack of funds and another
• 1:44:14
  contender, Hubert Humphrey, was defeating.
• 1:44:17
  He was defeated by Hubert Humphrey was defeated by
• 1:44:21
  McGovern. He secured the nomination.
• 1:44:26
  The surge, however, he look was looking for a running mate and
• 1:44:29
  it proved to be a complete disaster as he turned down by
• 1:44:32
  several people, including Ted Kennedy.
• 1:44:35
  Damn dude, he tried to. Damn Ted Kennedy, he's a murder
• 1:44:38
  bro and he turned you down, man. The line of the Senate.
• 1:44:41
  Homie, you say he's a murderer. Yeah.
• 1:44:45
  Aren't they like all murderers? Well, he drunk drove into it.
• 1:44:52
  Yeah, yeah. And killed somebody.
• 1:44:54
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:44:55
  I was to say, I think they've all been accused or done
• 1:44:57
  something. There was what?
• 1:44:59
  Who's they all? Who's they all are you talking
• 1:45:01
  about? My Kennedys.
• 1:45:02
  The Kennedys are killers or have covered up I think.
• 1:45:08
  They've been killed. Isn't there one of them?
• 1:45:10
  Been covered up. One of them died in a ski
• 1:45:13
  accident. That there's, like, a lot of
• 1:45:17
  tragic shits, yeah. Yeah, they have all these like
• 1:45:19
  tragedies. Like literally JF KS
• 1:45:23
  granddaughter just died. She's 35, died from cancer like
• 1:45:27
  2 weeks ago. Yeah, sure.
• 1:45:36
  Walter Mondale in 1984. He had been AUS Senator from
• 1:45:41
  Minnesota for 12 years and we've been Vice President under Jimmy
• 1:45:44
  Carter. I'll bet you people didn't like
• 1:45:46
  that too much. Whoever Carter wasn't popular in
• 1:45:49
  Americans. The economy nosedive during his
• 1:45:51
  tenure. Nevertheless, the Carter Mundell
• 1:45:54
  team were nominated by the Democrats.
• 1:45:56
  At 80, it was a complete bloodbath as Reagan and Bush
• 1:45:59
  Republican ticket won by a landslide, running with 489
• 1:46:05
  Electoral College votes to just 49.
• 1:46:09
  Good Lord the the last one it says is John Kerry 2004, the 7th
• 1:46:16
  worst presidential candidate. Is that because he didn't win?
• 1:46:22
  He's a good guy. What do you mean?
• 1:46:24
  How's he a bad candidate? You would have been a good
• 1:46:25
  president. Kerry is it Another secretary of
• 1:46:28
  mystifying pick by the Democrats, this time for the
• 1:46:31
  2024 election. George W Bush had only scraped
• 1:46:34
  into office in 2000, where he beat a dull and uninspiring Al
• 1:46:38
  Gore. The Democrats clearly thought it
• 1:46:41
  was a good strategy. He only barely lost right, and
• 1:46:45
  another chose another candidate with the charisma of a plank of
• 1:46:49
  wood. The party could have taken back
• 1:46:51
  the White House with a better candidate.
• 1:46:53
  Since the first Birch Junior administration ended ended with
• 1:46:57
  America in two wars, one of its one was possibly justified while
• 1:47:02
  the other was not. As a result, the public was
• 1:47:04
  frustrated by the news of dead soldiers and bogus WMDS.
• 1:47:08
  Alas, Carry was the not the man to benefit from the disaffection
• 1:47:13
  that he ran a pretty dreadful campaign of.
• 1:47:16
  Truth be told, he criticized Bush over the war.
• 1:47:19
  He wasn't able to make any headway in the polls.
• 1:47:22
  He made a real blunder when it came to his own military record.
• 1:47:25
  The Swift vets and PFWS for Truth campaign hurt Carrie
• 1:47:30
  badly. They suggested he lied about his
• 1:47:33
  about the effectiveness and indeed the nature of Swift boat
• 1:47:37
  operations in Vietnam. There were even baseless
• 1:47:40
  allegations he lied to get war medals.
• 1:47:43
  He was far too slow to respond to the accusations of his former
• 1:47:47
  mates and his campaign even backtracked regarding a mission
• 1:47:51
  in Cambodia and his behavior in battle that earned him his
• 1:47:55
  Bronze Star. I remember hearing this carries
• 1:47:57
  a flip flopper. I remember hearing that all the
• 1:48:00
  fucking time. No, I know.
• 1:48:01
  But I think what they should be saying is that George W Bush ran
• 1:48:05
  a good campaign and he ran a shitty campaign, but he wasn't a
• 1:48:09
  shitty nominee. But yeah, like the fact that you
• 1:48:12
  were a fucking war hero and George W Bush's war Dodger, war
• 1:48:17
  Dodger and or draft Dodger and and we're in two wars and he's
• 1:48:22
  acting like he's the military patriotic motherfucker.
• 1:48:24
  When Kerry, Kerry didn't get drafted either.
• 1:48:27
  He fucking volunteered and they made him seem like a pussy.
• 1:48:31
  Yeah, Democrat. And he didn't help us caused by
• 1:48:34
  actually flip flopping over certain issues.
• 1:48:36
  For example, he said that marriage was something between a
• 1:48:39
  man and a woman, but didn't support any of the numerous
• 1:48:42
  state bans on gay marriage. He didn't respond when
• 1:48:45
  Democratic members said those against gay marriage were
• 1:48:48
  backwards thinking homophobes. It got even worse when he
• 1:48:54
  brought up Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter during the third
• 1:48:56
  presidential debate. No one really cared about the
• 1:48:59
  vice president's daughter, and it ruined the momentum he had
• 1:49:03
  seeming by game by winning all three of the debates.
• 1:49:06
  Yeah, I'm talking, man, It's an unfair battle for Democrats
• 1:49:09
  versus Republicans. It's like, it's like if you're a
• 1:49:12
  Democrat, like you need to, you need to hold the line on
• 1:49:16
  everything and you better be, you know, like, and then
• 1:49:19
  Republicans will clutch their pearls like you said, what about
• 1:49:21
  Dick Cheney's daughter? But then or like you
• 1:49:24
  flip-flopped on this. It's like Trump, like, you know,
• 1:49:27
  flip flops in the middle of like one word, like he's in the
• 1:49:30
  middle of a syllable and he and he'll flip flop and they don't
• 1:49:33
  give a shit. Yeah, I mean, and we've seen
• 1:49:35
  Obama was not what didn't support gay marriage and then
• 1:49:38
  changed his mind. I think people can do as long as
• 1:49:41
  about how you go about doing it and was.
• 1:49:45
  I think Obama always supported, not publicly, He said he was for
• 1:49:48
  civil unions, and then what happened was Biden came out and
• 1:49:51
  said that he was for gay marriage.
• 1:49:53
  And then Obama fucking almost murdered him in the Oval Office
• 1:49:56
  for getting ahead of him on that and then had to come out and say
• 1:49:58
  that he was for it. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:01
  I mean, yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
• 1:50:04
  I mean that I was totally fine with that.
• 1:50:05
  It's like I get the politics for Obama.
• 1:50:07
  It's like, like to me, it was like that was one of those
• 1:50:10
  things where it's like, I know that he's not a bigot and I know
• 1:50:13
  that he's down for gay marriage. And that's that was he's.
• 1:50:16
  In a room full enough racist bigots.
• 1:50:18
  It's good enough for me. He has to get elected, right?
• 1:50:20
  We need to get, we need. It's better to be inside the
• 1:50:22
  tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.
• 1:50:25
  That's what my dad always tried to tell me.
• 1:50:27
  Yeah, that's true. Like.
• 1:50:28
  You don't want to like why you always like a rebel man.
• 1:50:30
  He's like, why don't you, you know, be involved and then you
• 1:50:32
  can make, you know, make should happen from the inside.
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  get this shit going. What are we like the Olympic
• 1:50:58
  team? Let's finish these Olympics.
• 1:51:00
  Let's wrap it up, baby. I mean, like with the most
• 1:51:02
  international objects here, it's like, you know, it's like, are
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• 1:51:22
  coke with your Prime Minister or president.
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• 1:51:26
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• 1:51:28
  right before she got on camera. I just, I just think that the
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  trouble, and as always, go fuck yourselves.
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  Shout out. People,
• 1:52:12
  People love you when they're on their mind.
• 1:52:19
  I've been thinking about it all the time.
• 1:52:21
  I never see somebody put together perfectly.
• 1:52:25
  What? Do I have to do to call you
• 1:52:26
  mindset Someone Like You were so horrified you couldn't open up
• 1:52:31
  your heart so you can walk in blind.
• 1:52:33
  I'll ask that you hurry. Why aren't you don't you worry
• 1:52:37
  listen to me. I'm a set you free.
• 1:52:39
  You ain't going to break your heart again and say go through
• 1:52:43
  the world. Teresa has to say when your
• 1:52:46
  imaginations on pretense, but never thought that it would feel
• 1:52:50
  the swine go never taught me out of here.
• 1:52:53
  I'm trying. I wish you call me on a
• 1:52:56
  different day when it was easier.
• 1:52:58
  If don't be happy so just. A little taste.
• 1:53:01
  And you know, she got Joe. Can you hold away?
• 1:53:05
  Can you on a way from? Sounding stormy play young James
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  One show. I'm trying to find this shine.
• 1:53:11
  Minding sounds in chamber. I wish We don't know if the
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  I'm gonna change the one. Forever if ever, come back again
• 1:53:24
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• 1:53:55
  capable. Count the world right in your
• 1:53:58
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  unescapable. Robinson, don't be at Denver,
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• 1:54:07
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  Can you give up? The same professional really is
• 1:54:13
  someone obtainable. Don't even say you got to end it
• 1:54:17
  on me like Fresh and St. Adena.
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  Go kill yourself. I ain't so sure to dance and
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  dinner. I wish the chill for chance of
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  cool boy. That's everything.
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  I need can you learn away and it's like the heart of the child
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  for now where's. We gonna go.
• 1:54:53
  With these free words, maybe you and me in the chest, we can't
• 1:54:58
  tell the world forever. Then there will come and you'll
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  look at the e-mail in the window.
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  fearful. Wow.